benkay: but very definitely in the realm of "taking this drug may alleviate your psychosomatic symptoms by way of killing you" read extremely quickly and printed very small on 640x480 screens
    
    kakobrekla: well, one should be careful when dealing with money.
    
    benkay: you have jokes about milk on the faq
    
    benkay: useful information about funding criteria are less unimportant
    
    kakobrekla: its printed on every pill
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.411 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20500 @ 0.00083635 = 17.1452 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.37699999 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24100 @ 0.00084 = 20.244 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 27 @ 0.00399 = 0.1077 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.39400049 = 3.94 BTC [-] {5} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.38284 = 1.9142 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 54 @ 0.00399 = 0.2155 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.379 = 1.895 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 89 @ 0.003839 = 0.3417 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3836 @ 0.00083798 = 3.2145 BTC [-]
    
    kakobrekla: benkay nao also in faq.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.36 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.36 = 0.72 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00188 = 0.188 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9100 @ 0.00084 = 7.644 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.029 = 0.232 BTC [+]
    
    David: hi
    
    Guest53198: it's about bitbet.us
    
    Guest53198: I have an unconfirmed bet , and I'm still waiting the refund
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00345001 = 0.1725 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 147 @ 0.0038 = 0.5586 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14793 @ 0.00084 = 12.4261 BTC [+]
    
    pascal257: [WTS] 3537 ADDICTION direct shares - Message me with your offer
    
    bitesak: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 755.1, Best ask: 759.88, Bid-ask spread: 4.78000, Last trade: 759.88, 24 hour volume: 96067.18275271, 24 hour low: 531.0, 24 hour high: 900.97998, 24 hour vwap: 696.86382
    
    bitesak: that was an eventful night !
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15800 @ 0.00083876 = 13.2524 BTC [-]
    
    bloctoc: looks like Europe doesn't want anything to do with this price
    
    bloctoc: I see somebody bought 15 of these:  O.USD.C800T  balls o brass
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 297 @ 0.00187 = 0.5554 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.448999 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.448999 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7100 @ 0.00084 = 5.964 BTC [+]
    
    mircea_popescu: $avg
    
    mpexbot: mircea_popescu: 654.71
    
    mircea_popescu: benkay dood seriously, every time you make a bet, the page with the qr code tells you "Your bet will appear in the confirmed bets list shortly after 1st confirmation."
    
    mircea_popescu: i just checked
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 4 @ 0.029 = 0.116 BTC [+]
    
    jurov: morning
    
    jurov: mircea_popescu: withdrawals pls
    
    mircea_popescu: yee
    
    mircea_popescu: i was just doing that.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 157 @ 0.00379843 = 0.5964 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 629 @ 0.00407827 = 2.5652 BTC [+] {6} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 6 @ 0.05999 = 0.3599 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/608/super-bowl-coin-toss-will-be-heads/ if anyone feels lucky...
    
    ozbot: BitBet - Super Bowl coin toss will be "heads"
    
    jurov: nah, the coin will vanish in midair
    
    jurov: cuz terrorists
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 15 @ 0.06 = 0.9 BTC [+]
    
    pascal257: [WTS] 3537 ADDICTION direct shares - Message me with your offer
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.0041666 = 0.1042 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.45703327 = 2.7422 BTC [+] {5} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.46975 = 0.9395 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 69 @ 0.00418634 = 0.2889 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.47 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.48 BTC [+]
    
    mircea_popescu: pascal257 what's that even ?
    
    bitesak: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 644.0, Best ask: 645.0, Bid-ask spread: 1.00000, Last trade: 643.90001, 24 hour volume: 95580.74042662, 24 hour low: 577.0, 24 hour high: 900.97998, 24 hour vwap: 711.59939
    
    bitesak: ;;asks 1000
    
    gribble: There are currently 12084.285 bitcoins offered at or under 1000.0 USD, worth 10304298.8973 USD in total. | Data vintage: 39.3893 seconds
    
    
    
    ozbot: Animaniacs - Woodstock Slappy - YouTube
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 49 @ 0.00424 = 0.2078 BTC [+]
    
    random_cat: what was the premium on the 800 cals?
    
    random_cat: +l
    
    mircea_popescu: 0.31583006
    
    random_cat: hefty
    
    mircea_popescu: yeah, top of the market too
    
    random_cat: oh... well.. cheaper than outright, then
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 7 @ 0.06 = 0.42 BTC [+]
    
    random_cat: always good to leverage your pain :D
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 165 @ 0.0017749 = 0.2929 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25462 @ 0.00084004 = 21.3891 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: mpoe price basically ignores all market conditions
    
    ThickAsThieves: that can't last
    
    random_cat: we don't need no stinkin markets
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12428 @ 0.00083891 = 10.426 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    bitesak: what market conditions are you referring to for example?
    
    ThickAsThieves: BTC/fiat going up 400%
    
    ThickAsThieves: crash!
    
    bitesak: in my experience it has changed. in spring time, it was easy to buy call options at 0.05 for the current month typically from 10 to 100$, currently it flattens out at roughly 5x times that price around 0.27. it has become more cautious it seems
    
    bitesak: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 560.0, Best ask: 580.0, Bid-ask spread: 20.00000, Last trade: 580.0, 24 hour volume: 101745.37572106, 24 hour low: 567.2, 24 hour high: 900.97998, 24 hour vwap: 707.31467
    
    ThickAsThieves: ah, i am referring to the stock price
    
    ThickAsThieves: not the options
    
    bitesak: right... I thought it was a bit high indeed but who knows
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves seems to work more like the reserve currency of bitcoin than any actual stock.
    
    mircea_popescu: at any rate it scales with the macroeconomical conditions and market needs like a fed note rather than with the underlying like a stock would.
    
    ThickAsThieves: meanwhile all these people are so excited about bitcoins
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.48893333 = 1.4668 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: when they could be holding S.MPOEs
    
    ThickAsThieves: currency of the future
    
    ThickAsThieves: it even gets you Eve stuff
    
    mircea_popescu: who, the people on inputs.io or the people generally ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: hehe
    
    mircea_popescu: anyway, a lot of new accounts so far this month
    
    mircea_popescu: bitcoin is changing. demographically i mean.
    
    ThickAsThieves: that's good
    
    mircea_popescu: yeah actually it is
    
    Azelphur: whelp, my bitcoin holdings just went down by $50,000, time to get breakfast.
    
    Azelphur: xD
    
    ThickAsThieves: hehe
    
    mircea_popescu: tip the waitress that 50k
    
    bitesak: !
    
    ThickAsThieves: i'm just happy to see some correction
    
    mircea_popescu: needed a breather
    
    ThickAsThieves: day trading can make thousands just trading 10btc back and forth
    
    ThickAsThieves: on the lolatility
    
    mircea_popescu: ya. or lose it.
    
    mircea_popescu: recall that guy that sold his wad at 150 because bitcoin is doomed ?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.489 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.55486000 BTC to 1`109`720 shares, 50 satoshi per share
    
    
    
    ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 12 @ 0.15999997 = 1.92 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: I mostly stopped day trading against fiat in April, but have been playing with 10btc to keep my chops up the past few days.
    
    ThickAsThieves: helps keep me from doing larger/dumber moves too
    
    mircea_popescu: 10 btc is a good sum to play.
    
    mircea_popescu: i recall when the biggest fish flash game came in i put 10 btc in to eat micon's fish
    
    mircea_popescu: or was it 100
    
    ThickAsThieves: sounds like a joke
    
    ThickAsThieves: fish flash game?
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: yeah
    
    
    
    ozbot: The Biggest Fish, pretty cool javascript game pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
    
    mircea_popescu: whoa, a year almost to the day. cool.
    
    ThickAsThieves: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=338884.msg3634410#msg3634410 maybe i should put my 10btc here next
    
    ozbot: Seeking Venture Capitalists
    
    ThickAsThieves: looking for a 10btc venture capitalist
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: looking for a 4'6" basketball player
    
    mircea_popescu: .d
    
    ozbot: 609482679.88835 | Next Diff in 1707 blocks | Estimated Change: 8.2495% in 10d 20h 54m 16s
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.16 = 0.32 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3650 @ 0.00084013 = 3.0665 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MG] 7839 @ 0.00013 = 1.0191 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.029 = 0.145 BTC [+]
    
    thestringpuller: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 574.87, Best ask: 576.7433, Bid-ask spread: 1.87330, Last trade: 578.0, 24 hour volume: 115457.00212478, 24 hour low: 502.6212, 24 hour high: 900.97998, 24 hour vwap: 692.59887
    
    thestringpuller: ;;market buy 15000
    
    gribble: A market order to buy 15000 bitcoins right now would take 12446334.1131 USD and would take the last price up to 1050.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 829.7556 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 24.4044 seconds
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 158 @ 0.0042 = 0.6636 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 86 @ 0.00186994 = 0.1608 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: coinbase wont let me buy anymore coins
    
    ThickAsThieves: wants to give me friday';s price
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45673 @ 0.00083883 = 38.3119 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.49 = 2.45 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 103 @ 0.00422 = 0.4347 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 105 @ 0.00425008 = 0.4463 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.47 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 78 @ 0.0043 = 0.3354 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 205 @ 0.00105246 = 0.2158 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1737 @ 0.00007686 = 0.1335 BTC [-] {12} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 122 @ 0.00187 = 0.2281 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12900 @ 0.00084111 = 10.8503 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 16 @ 0.06 = 0.96 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.20000001 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.16500003 = 0.33 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.1289 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 400 @ 0.00105359 = 0.4214 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 2069 @ 0.0001 = 0.2069 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.4602526 = 0.9205 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 58 @ 0.45050505 = 26.1293 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 255 @ 0.00420627 = 1.0726 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    altoz: ;; asks 9999999999
    
    gribble: There are currently 20118.403 bitcoins offered at or under 9999999999.0 USD, worth 733200532.933 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0035 seconds
    
    altoz: ;; bids 0
    
    gribble: There are currently 16370366 bitcoins demanded at or over 0.0 USD, worth 25058255.2925 USD in total. | Data vintage: 3.5028 seconds
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.43 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 73 @ 0.004 = 0.292 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1300 @ 0.00180732 = 2.3495 BTC [-] {6} 
    
    benkay: ;;ticker --market all
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD last: 699.0, vol: 114259.91623971 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 606.999, vol: 93330.43042 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 603.01, vol: 29542.87684916 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 922.242, vol: 105975.91400000 | Volume-weighted last average: 734.662009482
    
    benkay: is that a hundred dollar premium over at gox?
    
    benkay: now they've got this pathological thing going on where people are all "o hai arb i arb u now i can ams arb like big boy!1!" and get their shitbucks stuck on gox
    
    mircea_popescu: here's how this works : as noobs come in but don't bother to learn what's what, the prices go up on all exchanges
    
    mircea_popescu: then as the same noobs discover that gox is fine and dandy but you can never get paid by it...
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10161 @ 0.00084173 = 8.5528 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 739 @ 0.00084282 = 0.6228 BTC [+]
    
    pankkake: there is definitely a noob influx on the forums
    
    benkay: 1500 by xmas?
    
    kleeck: DEAR MILLIONAIRES HE IS WHAT NOT TO DO, SINCERELY A 14 YEAR OLD.
    
    mircea_popescu: i just looked at the gambling section. holy hell.
    
    kleeck: Yeah. with all this new BTC inflowing, gambling might be a cashcow.
    
    mircea_popescu: my oracle however shows this is going to be the worst wave.
    
    mircea_popescu: the 30s was pretty horrid and then the 100 was worse, but this is gonna be the worst and then we're done.
    
    benkay: done?
    
    benkay: really?
    
    benkay: infinite hitpoints exhausted?
    
    kleeck: mircea_popescu, worse it what way?
    
    mircea_popescu: worse in the stupid way.
    
    mike_c: average iq
    
    kleeck: lol
    
    kleeck: Yea. we've dredged the bottome, eh?
    
    mircea_popescu: may headache medication last us through the dark months ahead.
    
    mircea_popescu: and to all ye ltc haters : if there were no ltc what would we do with all the ltc entrepreneurs ? hm /
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 7 @ 0.2 = 1.4 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: in retrospect bitcoin was amazingly effectual in resource allocation.
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    mircea_popescu: for instance the ponzi issue was resolved out of a few million dollah.
    
    jefito: hello
    
    mircea_popescu: hi.
    
    jefito: how goes it
    
    jefito: how about that devaluing usd and cny
    
    mircea_popescu: we're waiting for the night to fall
    
    mircea_popescu: when everything is bear-a-ball
    
    nubbins`: "I created a bitcoin wallet in 2010 and forgot about it. After seeing BTC hit $900, I went back and checked my stash..." --> http://i.imgur.com/BPIBqPP.png
    
    jefito: i call bullshit
    
    jefito: media stunt
    
    mircea_popescu: sounds like reddit yeah
    
    mike_c: i don't get it, of course its bullshit.  total received = 0
    
    mike_c: mebbe i'm confused
    
    ThickAsThieves: i dont get it either
    
    nubbins`: well, that's the lel
    
    nubbins`: redditards are all like "i spent 1 cent on btc back in 1975, now i'm a trillionaire"
    
    nubbins`: but why do they get all the fame? how about the guys who spent all their coins!
    
    mircea_popescu: this is not to get.
    
    ThickAsThieves: so it's like performance art
    
    ThickAsThieves: awkward and embarassing
    
    mircea_popescu: pretty much.
    
    nubbins`: you guys are weird
    
    mircea_popescu: except instead of being done by sexually frustrated, socially insecure young women
    
    mircea_popescu: it's done by sexually frustrated, sociallly insecure young men.
    
    nubbins`: anyway, much more exciting, the postman dropped off 325 sheets of stonehenge paper just now: http://imgur.com/9HDLkCj
    
    mircea_popescu: nubbins` cute socks.
    
    nubbins`: aw, thanks!
    
    nubbins`: that box arrived ripped open like that, but the paper seems fine
    
    ThickAsThieves: NSA needed to get at it
    
    nubbins`: heh
    
    nubbins`: trying to find the shirts
    
    nubbins`: those boxes are so goddamn heavy
    
    nubbins`: 43 pounds each!
    
    
    
    nubbins`: anyway, i literally lel'd last night after watching btc go from $575 to $847 to $600 over a couple of hours on virtex
    
    nubbins`: topace_: hence the name change HIM->HMF, i guess?
    
    topace_: indee
    
    topace_: d
    
    topace_: wanted to avoid confusion between HIM and HIF, so HIM->HMF
    
    nubbins`: sounds exciting
    
    nubbins`: 50 funds in the wings! yipes
    
    altoz: ;;asks 99999999
    
    gribble: There are currently 19287.756 bitcoins offered at or under 99999999.0 USD, worth 163448145.677 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0034 seconds
    
    nubbins`: the numbers you've got here show a 58% annual yield for first-round ipo buyers
    
    nubbins`: unless i missed a zero somewhere
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18200 @ 0.00083837 = 15.2583 BTC [-]
    
    ThickAsThieves: topace_ where is the prospectus?
    
    topace_: on the fund reports page
    
    pankkake: forum thread has so many typos on "havelock"
    
    nubbins`: "Now here’s something I gotta say that I get a lot of comment on and this is that I have had guys tell me that they want to impregnate to have their baby, well to let you guys know that I am down for that kind of thing only if my hubby is okay with it because that’s what we did with our second child, so my kids are mines and none our his."
    
    nubbins`: i'm going to ponder that too-long sentence for the rest of the day
    
    pankkake: "i don't want to live on this planet anymore"
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 4 @ 0.16500002 = 0.66 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    nubbins`: oof @ vtx
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 13 @ 0.165 = 2.145 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 5 @ 0.14 = 0.7 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: nubbins` it's like a whole subculture.
    
    nubbins`: less weird than the "gift-giver" subculture, but still wholly bizarre
    
    nubbins`: curious to see what her husband looks like
    
    mircea_popescu: probably like http://cdn.collarme.com/photos/1600334p13.jpg
    
    nubbins`: funny, i'd pictured something like this: http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/nerdy-businessman-holding-smartphone-26329380.jpg
    
    pankkake: haha collarme
    
    
    
    nubbins`: couldn't quite decide
    
    mircea_popescu: nubbins` nah, white collar slavebois are usually much too insecure to live in cuckold arrangements.
    
    mircea_popescu: it's usually a trucker or w/e.
    
    nubbins`: ah, makes sense
    
    nubbins`: ok, so apparently gift-giving is called "bug chasing" for those in the know
    
    nubbins`: <--so behind the times
    
    altoz: ;;asks 99999999
    
    gribble: There are currently 19812.131 bitcoins offered at or under 99999999.0 USD, worth 163935373.837 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0035 seconds
    
    pankkake: Bugchasing is a slang term for the practice of pursuing sexual intercourse with HIV-infected individuals in order to contract HIV. Individuals engaged in this activity are referred to as bugchasers.
    
    pankkake: WAT
    
    pankkake: facefloor
    
    
    
    nubbins`: no joke
    
    ozbot: gift givers for neg guys - tribe.net
    
    pankkake: is this real, or mostly fantasies?
    
    nubbins`: pankkake: like most things, probably a mixture of both
    
    mircea_popescu: "it's a form of self harm" umm... no, it's a form of obamacare darwinism.
    
    mircea_popescu: only the best plans may be kept.
    
    nubbins`: fun fact, negative woman having unprotected sex with positive man has a 1/500 chance of getting infected with each encounter
    
    pankkake: I looked into voluntary amputees a while ago, and couldn't really find out the part of real vs fantasy
    
    mircea_popescu: no, it's more like 1/50.
    
    pankkake: but they same more sane than this stuff
    
    jefito: ugh
    
    mircea_popescu: pankkake voluntary amputee, the ultimate trophy wife. she can not do anything except fuck.
    
    nubbins`: pankkake: i met a voluntary self-amputee once
    
    jefito: ^ bugchasing
    
    pankkake: oh, interesting
    
    nubbins`: she chiselled off the tip of one of her fingers
    
    nubbins`: pinky, i believe
    
    pankkake: I guess like most people she never learned to touch-type
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42400 @ 0.00084294 = 35.7407 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    nubbins`: i use my pinky more than my ring finger when typing
    
    nubbins`: anyway, it's easier to find pictures of her tits than her amputated finger these days
    
    nubbins`: oh n/m, it was a ring finger
    
    
    
    nubbins`: more to the point, http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/050907/23/431fc64fd10c3.jpg
    
    mircea_popescu: didn't serve her.
    
    nubbins`: ^ blanket statement covering most self-amputees
    
    kakobrekla: you can always have some shrimp flavored crack, http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/arpMYOB_700b.jpg
    
    mircea_popescu: frozen rape leaf, to soothe a chaffed muff ?
    
    nubbins`: "SOUP FOR SLUTS"
    
    nubbins`: hahaha
    
    
    
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    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5280 @ 0.00009599 = 0.5068 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    jefito: that rolex is nice
    
    nubbins`: not wearing a watch is nicer
    
    dub_: yeah
    
    dub: only time I wear awatch is diving
    
    nubbins`: only been diving once, but it was amazing
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    dub: don't like wearing any jewlery
    
    nubbins`: i ruptured an eardrum
    
    nubbins`: but it was still a blast :(
    
    dub: bad santa is awesome though
    
    pankkake: to me, any watch is for the poor. being rich is not caring about the time
    
    nubbins`: ^
    
    dub: only doing it once suggests a lack of training
    
    nubbins`: dub, i was on vacation
    
    dub: which is why you ruptured your shit
    
    nubbins`: and found myself in this sleepy colombian village where dive classes were really, really cheap
    
    dub: there you go
    
    nubbins`: well, no, i ruptured my shit because i have bad eustachian tubes and i lied on the medical questionnaire
    
    nubbins`: :D
    
    nubbins`: (totally worth it)
    
    nubbins`: although they're not kidding when they say it makes you feel nausea
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 222 @ 0.00188 = 0.4174 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 3 @ 0.075 = 0.225 BTC [+]
    
    deadweasel: did your rupture heal ok
    
    deadweasel: ?
    
    mircea_popescu: pankkake i also don't wear one, mostly cause too lazy to put them on
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 37 @ 0.00400002 = 0.148 BTC [-]
    
    nubbins`: deadweasel: yeah, couple of weeks and it was fine
    
    nubbins`: i was worried for a bit, because i ruptured the other drum as a child and it's never been the same since
    
    nubbins`: okay, so we have a rudimentary washout booth set up in the studio, with a bucket underneath to catch wastewater
    
    nubbins`: i just forgot to empty it before cleaning a screen, and overflowed it all over the fucking floor
    
    mircea_popescu: time to call for the wife.
    
    deadweasel: lordy, you gotta pay more attention to RL, ignore IRC more.
    
    deadweasel: :)
    
    nubbins`: FWIW, i was paying attention to washing out a screen when i noticed my feet getting wet
    
    nubbins`: anyway, guess i'd better pipe this thing to a drain, hey?
    
    deadweasel: seems like.  dry feet are a blessing.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 10 @ 0.075 = 0.75 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.42066667 = 1.262 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4633 @ 0.00084309 = 3.906 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25377 @ 0.00084329 = 21.4002 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 3 @ 0.05500001 = 0.165 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 29 @ 0.05500001 = 1.595 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 190 @ 0.00402994 = 0.7657 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 253 @ 0.00400002 = 1.012 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18850 @ 0.00084356 = 15.9011 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    thestringpuller: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 707.9, Best ask: 711.0, Bid-ask spread: 3.10000, Last trade: 711.0, 24 hour volume: 114491.65802113, 24 hour low: 502.6212, 24 hour high: 900.97998, 24 hour vwap: 699.61717
    
    thestringpuller: ;;calc 3 / 711
    
    gribble: 0.0042194092827
    
    Diablo-D3: 700-750 is the new normal
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.0281 = 0.3091 BTC [-]
    
    ThickAsThieves: we'll see
    
    nubbins`: everything is norbal
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 469 @ 0.00379934 = 1.7819 BTC [-] {8} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 225 @ 0.00177004 = 0.3983 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    thestringpuller: is bitfunder dead?
    
    thestringpuller: or just insolvent?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 136 @ 0.0010489 = 0.1427 BTC [+]
    
    bgupta: thestringpuller: Is there a difference?
    
    Namworld: Well it better not be insolvent because user balances where not loaned. Thus should not be spent on anything and just safeguarded.
    
    bgupta: best as I can tell they shut themselves down due to fears of AML/KYC regulations in the US. I don't think anyone can speak for anything else.
    
    bgupta: IE: They didn't shut down because they weren't profitable...
    
    kakobrekla: one could only wish thats one only reason at this point.
    
    Namworld: Well a few users report having their withdrawal processed.
    
    bgupta: well looking at their trading volume and theoretical commissions leads me to believe that if they didn't have a huge staff (which it appears they didn't) and they weren't paying for the overhead of AML/KNY, then they had to be profitable while operational.
    
    Namworld: and the amount of complaints is few vs the amount of users on BitFunder.
    
    Namworld: so idk
    
    Namworld: Ukyo was spending fortunes on lawyers
    
    pankkake: hookers*
    
    Namworld: According to his own saying
    
    Namworld: I always thought Ukyo.Loan was for that purpose.
    
    Diablo-D3: heh
    
    Diablo-D3: w/e
    
    thestringpuller: lol and 2 remain
    
    thestringpuller: good luck topace
    
    Diablo-D3: I dont think Im going to make my next company faux-public
    
    Diablo-D3: its not worth it
    
    thestringpuller: GOD SPEED
    
    thestringpuller: Diablo-D3 you don't run company's very well
    
    thestringpuller: /moartroll
    
    bgupta: ahh.. if that's true.. then he might have been losing $$... you know he could have saved a lot of money on lawyers if he asked me what to do.
    
    kakobrekla: 22:34.24 ( Diablo-D3 ) I dont think Im going to make anything < - fixd
    
    thestringpuller: ^^^
    
    Diablo-D3: thestringpuller: yeah, I only paid back twice what people paid in, Im a horrible person
    
    thestringpuller: sounds like something Usagi would say
    
    thestringpuller: with obfuscated books
    
    Diablo-D3: usagi would say it but never could prove it
    
    kakobrekla: obfuckscated books
    
    Diablo-D3: obfuckyoucated.
    
    thestringpuller: Diablo-D3: I would stop trolling you if you made something sustainable.
    
    truffles: it was u!
    
    thestringpuller: t'was me
    
    thestringpuller: ;;market buy 15000
    
    gribble: A market order to buy 15000 bitcoins right now would take 12278814.8765 USD and would take the last price up to 900.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 818.5877 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0019 seconds
    
    thestringpuller: ;;market sell 15000
    
    gribble: A market order to sell 15000 bitcoins right now would net 7943392.5883 USD and would take the last price down to 440.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 529.5595 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 6.3222 seconds
    
    thestringpuller: ;;market sell 100000
    
    gribble: A market order to sell 100000 bitcoins right now would net 23641119.3179 USD and would take the last price down to 71.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 236.4112 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 31.5828 seconds
    
    Diablo-D3: thestringpuller: dude, I ran one fucking company
    
    thestringpuller: only 1?
    
    thestringpuller: oh boy
    
    Diablo-D3: thestringpuller: its not like Im a serial startup guy
    
    thestringpuller: we have a badass over here
    
    truffles: haters gonna hate
    
    thestringpuller: I love being a hater!
    
    Diablo-D3: thestringpuller: Im working on the next one given the fortune I made mining
    
    thestringpuller: you should retire and leave it to the professionals
    
    truffles: what was the other one called?
    
    Diablo-D3: thestringpuller: not enough to retire
    
    thestringpuller: then definitely not a fortune
    
    thestringpuller: lol
    
    thestringpuller: you peeple and ur hyperbole
    
    Diablo-D3: a quarter of a million isnt what it used to be
    
    truffles: the 3rd one should be called the phoenix
    
    truffles: 0.0
    
    truffles: Diablo-D3 do u drink?
    
    truffles: alcohol
    
    Diablo-D3: no
    
    Diablo-D3: drinking isnt paleo
    
    truffles: umk
    
    truffles: its either gonna make u live longer or not
    
    thestringpuller: lol you on a paleo diet?
    
    thestringpuller: fats and protein only
    
    thestringpuller: lolol
    
    pankkake: semen is ok then
    
    thestringpuller: ;;calc 250000 / 500
    
    gribble: 500
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.2 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 3 @ 0.0347 = 0.1041 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35871 @ 0.00083916 = 30.1015 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.0347 = 0.1735 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.2 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16900 @ 0.00083889 = 14.1772 BTC [-]
    
    
    
    ozbot: Make a Fortune with ASRock's Latest Mining Machines: H81 Pro BTC & H61 Pro BTC
    
    ThickAsThieves: "It's never too late to try, who knows what might happen, maybe you'll make a fortune out of it!"
    
    mike_c: extra graphics cards? i'm gunna be rich
    
    Diablo-D3: uhhh
    
    Diablo-D3: pankkake: someone should tell them no one has used gpus for mining for months
    
    pankkake: the images are hilarious
    
    pankkake: anyway, it could have been bolder… six pci-e meh
    
    Diablo-D3: yeah only 6? why not 7
    
    pankkake: and BFL is making PCI-e cards! :D
    
    Diablo-D3: they are making "pci-e" cards
    
    pankkake: still, fun
    
    Diablo-D3: you can buy fpgas on pci-e, they often have an onboard serial port
    
    Diablo-D3: to interact with the fpga
    
    Diablo-D3: Im betting they did the same for the asic that they never fabbed
    
    altoz: ;; asks 9999999
    
    gribble: There are currently 27897.609 bitcoins offered at or under 9999999.0 USD, worth 107534929.526 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0041 seconds
    
    altoz: ;; bids 0
    
    gribble: There are currently 16363191 bitcoins demanded at or over 0.0 USD, worth 27808519.4394 USD in total. | Data vintage: 10.7931 seconds
    
    altoz: ;; asks 9999999
    
    gribble: There are currently 27795.405 bitcoins offered at or under 9999999.0 USD, worth 107458728.497 USD in total. | Data vintage: 60.9361 seconds
    
    altoz: ;; bids 0
    
    gribble: There are currently 16363031 bitcoins demanded at or over 0.0 USD, worth 27692601.1051 USD in total. | Data vintage: 64.4156 seconds
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 54 @ 0.0041074 = 0.2218 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9753 @ 0.00083958 = 8.1884 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.055 = 0.11 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 1000 @ 0.00024956 = 0.2496 BTC [+] {14} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.459875 = 1.8395 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    dexX7: hey ThickAsThieves, your attention as co-founder of neobee :D and am board member is asked for https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=99497.msg3643642#msg3643642
    
    altoz: ;; asks 9999999
    
    gribble: There are currently 27541.68 bitcoins offered at or under 9999999.0 USD, worth 107286954.225 USD in total. | Data vintage: 84.6351 seconds
    
    altoz: ;; bids 0
    
    gribble: There are currently 16364170 bitcoins demanded at or over 0.0 USD, worth 27590671.5293 USD in total. | Data vintage: 86.6581 seconds
    
    Bugpowder: buy tha dip?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 24 @ 0.00438977 = 0.1054 BTC [+]
    
    thestringpuller: yea buy the dip
    
    thestringpuller: then the panic buy
    
    thestringpuller: eventually it will settle down
    
    thestringpuller: ;;calc 0.01 540
    
    gribble: Error: unexpected EOF while parsing (<string>, line 1)
    
    thestringpuller: ;;calc 0.01 * 540
    
    gribble: 5.4
    
    truffles: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 624.0, Best ask: 625.0, Bid-ask spread: 1.00000, Last trade: 625.0, 24 hour volume: 102479.23686221, 24 hour low: 502.6212, 24 hour high: 900.97998, 24 hour vwap: 689.73455
    
    truffles: sick
    
    
    
    ozbot: Forget Bitcoin, Bernanke, & Musk; The Real Bubble Is At The NSA | Zero Hedge
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.46989 = 0.9398 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    truffles: "Bullshit ass wipe. There were mass protests against bush and everyone wanted to impeach him. Our dear leader has done worse shit and gets a Nobel peace prize. Tell me it's not because he's black." hmmm
    
    dub: tl;dr russians are dumb and ZH will repost anything
    
    pankkake: I'm a troll at heart but even zh comments are too much for me
    
    truffles: doesnt matter where u go
    
    truffles: comments are the same on the internet
    
    dub: pankkake: if you give a shit, then take a shit
    
    pankkake: not sure what you mean
    
    jurov: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1r0unb/bitcoin_atm_lamassu_in_progressbar_bratislava/
    
    ozbot: Bitcoin ATM (Lamassu) in Progressbar, Bratislava : Bitcoin
    
    jurov: i did the first purchase, yay
    
    jurov: lol contents of my purse visible
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 17040 @ 0.00005592 = 0.9529 BTC [-] {17} 
    
    dub: http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2013/11/19/brilliant-but-evil-gaming-company-turned-players-computers-into-unwitting-bitcoin-mining-slaves/
    
    ozbot: Brilliant But Evil: Gaming Company Fined $1 Million For Secretly Using Players' Computers To Mine Bi
    
    truffles: haha
    
    truffles: i was thinking about that story
    
    truffles: why dont they all do it
    
    truffles: say sorry later
    
    pankkake: well many botnets mine altcoins
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 600 @ 0.0010489 = 0.6293 BTC [+]
    
    truffles: i suspect dragontales doest oo
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 39 @ 0.004 = 0.156 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    thestringpuller: lololol bitcoin minersssss
    
    pankkake: cpu mining is actually pretty lucrative when you have free computers
    
    thestringpuller: only if you can botnet it up
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9200 @ 0.00083873 = 7.7163 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    asciilifeform: as far as i can tell, botmining is winding down. (i get paid to study botnets.)
    
    asciilifeform: the nodes are now worth more as classical spam drones again.
    
    dub: I thought you'd need to split the work up into smaller peices to make it happen
    
    asciilifeform: there is also the rather comical situation where a victim ends up running five or six miners
    
    asciilifeform: (most infected boxes have dozens of different malicious turds running.)
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4889 BTC [+]
    
    thestringpuller: kakobrekla: http://bitbet.us/bet/608/super-bowl-coin-toss-will-be-heads/ - comments are most priceless thing on bitbet
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1000 @ 0.00083867 = 0.8387 BTC [-]
    
    thestringpuller: ;;estimate
    
    gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 669177270.194 based on data since last change | 684051652.492 based on data for last three days
    
    kakobrekla: yeah, we will have them available on subscription plan only. premium version is still being discussed.
    
    thestringpuller: uh huh
    
    thestringpuller: kakobrekla do you liek to milk the cow until it dies?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 4 @ 0.14990099 = 0.5996 BTC [+]
    
    thestringpuller: that's how i see this
    
    thestringpuller: remember when I paid 2 btc for data I never got :P
    
    thestringpuller: well got backups of
    
    kakobrekla: you mean, you got 3 times.
    
    thestringpuller: no way just once
    
    thestringpuller: ONCE
    
    thestringpuller: and you made me parse it
    
    thestringpuller: I was expecting a sexy CSV
    
    thestringpuller: but no
    
    thestringpuller: CHAT LOGS
    
    thestringpuller: *nods*
    
    thestringpuller: ^- true story
    
    kakobrekla: and it wasnt 2 btc i dunno where you come up with this shit
    
    kakobrekla: even if it was
    
    kakobrekla: so what?
    
    thestringpuller: i just trollin' yo
    
    kakobrekla: the comment on the comments thingy is a joke btw.
    
    thestringpuller: lololol
    
    thestringpuller: i can never tell with you
    
    kakobrekla: take away ones mans comments and he flips out!
    
    pankkake: there certainly is no incentive to leave informed comments on bitbet
    
    pankkake: not that I'm complaining
    
    dub: If I knew maths i'd post
    
    dub: This is BoB, BoB has bitch titays
    
    dub: also twitter reminded me of mp's dumbass post on living like rich folks https://twitter.com/Wu_Tang_Finance/status/402911165556064256
    
    pankkake: well, his post his basically get rich or die tryin'
    
    pankkake: which is also an album by rapper 50 satoshi or something
    
    truffles: if everyone got rich, theyd be no haters!
    
    dub: its poor dad poor dad shit
    
    dub: the preteen edition
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18550 @ 0.00083924 = 15.5679 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    pankkake: i say what what
    
    dub: in the butt
    
    truffles: whose butt
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 123 @ 0.00104152 = 0.1281 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    dub: http://www.forbes.com/sites/andygreenberg/2013/11/18/meet-the-assassination-market-creator-whos-crowdfunding-murder-with-bitcoins/
    
    ozbot: Meet The 'Assassination Market' Creator Who's Crowdfunding Murder With Bitcoins - Forbes
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 4000 @ 0.00172766 = 6.9106 BTC [-] {10} 
    
    pankkake: I'm surprised this got so much coverage
    
    pankkake: also no more coins added
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 4 @ 0.02830001 = 0.1132 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 223 @ 0.00104 = 0.2319 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 5 @ 0.2 = 1 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1813 @ 0.00007304 = 0.1324 BTC [+] {5} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3497 @ 0.0000824 = 0.2882 BTC [+] {5} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7500 @ 0.00084045 = 6.3034 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1813 @ 0.00009469 = 0.1717 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2500 @ 0.0000948 = 0.237 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 3 @ 0.0348 = 0.1044 BTC [+]
    
    dexX7: malwarebytes anti-malware's website blocking feature has start to block bitcointalk.org x.X
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.46 = 0.92 BTC [-]
    
    dub: gox is goxxed btw
    
    kakobrekla: ;;goxlag
    
    gribble: MtGox lag is 748.57036 seconds. During this time, light travels 1.50012662003 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin from the Sun to Mars (1.52 AU).
    
    kakobrekla: so we are at 200 now?
    
    dub: no way to know. apparently btcchina has issues too
    
    dub: how long are we going to put up with tux pulling shit shit?
    
    kakobrekla: long enough
    
    dub: the whole world is watching
    
    kakobrekla: "the bitcoin exchange fails"
    
    bgupta: who knows..  > $80 b/a spead. 45k+ btc traded in last hour on gox if numbers are right.
    
    deadweasel: romania, we love thee:    SEC chair wrote "Regardless of whether an underlying virtual currency is itself a security, interests issued by entities owning virtual currencies or providing returns based on assets such as virtual currencies likely would be securities and therefore subject to our regulation."
    
    deadweasel: oops
    
    deadweasel: glad you're not here
    
    dub: [23:50] <Framedragger> | MagicalTux: very large sell order matching too many buy orders, causing the security system to stop the trade and rollback anything that was caused by it
    
    dub: fucking idiot
    
    deadweasel: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 539.99998, Best ask: 540.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.00002, Last trade: 539.99998, 24 hour volume: 88905.13365741, 24 hour low: 500.0, 24 hour high: 820.0, 24 hour vwap: 647.10253
    
    deadweasel: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-11-18/u-s-agencies-to-say-bitcoins-offer-legitimate-benefits.html
    
    ozbot: U.S. Agencies to Say Bitcoins Offer Legitimate Benefits - Bloomberg
    
    deadweasel: i'll say
    
    bgupta: dub: I guess this was baked in after the 2011 hack? Don't even know what he can do now other than "reboot gox" ;) You'd think rather than "rollback trades" while trading is still open, he'd have to halt trading to sort it out.
    
    bgupta: Not even really sure what we are looking at.
    
    mike_c: ;;goxlag
    
    gribble: MtGox lag is 0.586349 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.00117503683091 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin to the other side of the Earth, along the surface (0.0001339 AU).
    
    mike_c: seems sorted..