benkay: BingoBoingo: you made me log in to wordpress. and fuck with their horrible gravatar situation. timescammer!
benkay: didn't even bother to file it.
benkay: i was reading some other derpage from him recently as well.
benkay: spelling errors man. how do even english.
benkay: links to 'cryptotocks'
benkay: http://coinelius.com - nigga can't even spell cryptotrading
benkay: pankkake: link or stop being a cocktease
benkay: BingoBoingo: I do. Someday I may.
benkay: oh it propagates
benkay: but ty for alert
benkay: 'll see it in the rss then ;)
benkay: is anyone using electrum or multibit?
benkay: well they're definitely going to acquire some bitcoins via IPO. who knows if it does what it says on the tin, even.
benkay: scavenger of lost wallets...
benkay`: hey nanotube (and anyone else who's interested): does the otc application have an API for looking up key ids or should I resign myself to parsing http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratings.php?
benkay`: it'd be in the "you don't have this key on file!" message. derp.
benkay`: plus, i think that i'd have to have the signature already imported for that to work jurov. i'm interested in sigs whose keys i've never seen before.
benkay`: i'd be happy with the keyID for what it's worth
benkay`: programmatically?
benkay`: does anyone know how to get a key fingerprint out of gpg + a signed message?
benkay`: any lessons on the not blowing of deals with mircea?
benkay: hey mjr
benkay: i thought that sort of code twattery was for the slaves?
benkay: footnote twenty two: in which mp discloses that he's stripping html
benkay: mircea_popescu have you been reading david foster wallace? your footnotes are going fractal.
benkay: why even run a freezer in the winter out there?
benkay: foreskin, though...
benkay: we're all prisoners of our past decisions.
benkay: firing up an #otc reputation a few months ago and ramping up your trades looks like a real good idea in retrospect, doesn't it?
benkay: i suppose he leaves the whys and wherefores to the low hanging fruits
benkay: stfu"
benkay: mp says these things and everyone's like "u crazy romanian:
benkay: or whatever the eurobutt equivalent is.
benkay: some people don't really feel like going through the AML/KYC rectal analysis.
benkay: a good price for a tiny amount of butts, or a clean transaction that keeps your name out of the dirt?
benkay: what is a good buy?
benkay: you'll note the link to my otc profile at the bottom of the page.
benkay: Duffer1: yes, that's mine.
benkay: mircea_popescu has an article about deflationary currencies around somewhere.
benkay: not now. not for ten years, likely as not. and maybe even local fiat is more useful at that point, and those who are lucky enough to hold butts will transfer in and out of local fiat scrip as appropriate for their cashflow needs.
benkay: some day it'll be useful in day-to-day shit
benkay: "to some degree" can be all sorts of things: international transfers, intergenerational transfers, highly obscured transfers, uninterdictable transfers
benkay: thanks for the post idea: bitcoins aren't for spending. stop being retarded, silicon valley.
benkay: and why would i do that now!?
benkay: come march i'll be able to bike across the bridge and get my ganj on in the free market too.
benkay: quality of us "journalism" has declined to the point where the journos are now the story and the story is a picture
benkay: ?
benkay: what rss reader do you use, pankkake
benkay: gotta give the hipsters something to chew on
benkay: my fruits hang pretty low as well
benkay: regarding the recent Bloomberg piece: http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/01/02_the-mad-mad-mad-mad-mr-mihm.html
benkay: maybe they should get a job as a welder
benkay: pankkake: same with anyone opening that link. what of it?
benkay: .bait
benkay: modern hippies would rather not work than take a job that keeps them off the reefer
benkay: plus you can't smoke pot
benkay: i got out of the atom-smashing business a while ago
benkay: yeah man if you like putting your hands on the line every time you go to work
benkay: precisely. over educated and unwilling to work manual jobs.
benkay: and zero americans electing to not get degrees.
benkay: it's like counting labor camps in the employment numbers
benkay: but hey they're 'employed'
benkay: the whole notion is fucked. there's a generation out there laboring at fast food operations under a few tens of thousands of dollars of debt undertaken for useless degrees.
benkay: there are some slim pickings of useful information out there.
benkay: dig into the conspiracy theory areas yourself
benkay: amazing
benkay: you guys eat these government employment statistics up wholly credulously
benkay: dat good old "labor participation" fudge factor
benkay: and it's not there now?!
benkay: shut up, assbot.
benkay: amazing troll.
benkay: tiberius was amazing!
benkay: i maintain my own ignore file tho so it's not as if a t-ban's going to improve my life noticeably.
benkay: both!
benkay: it's not a startup yo it's an REIT.
benkay: so naive gpg won't use an expired subkey
benkay: looks like it...
benkay: mpex is still using A57D509A?
benkay: what about on the signature verification side? if i change my key expiry, how will that show up in my signed messages?
benkay: oh, i know how to do it. i don't know how it works.
benkay: gpg key expiry. how does it work?
benkay: guy gets scammed, has 'i now do bitcoin consultancy' in sig
benkay: the20year1: look at average trade size on various exchanges.
benkay: some trade on havelock or cryptostocks, thinking the fee too steep for our liking and unwilling to pay jurov for the privilege of using his keys.
benkay: some of us
benkay: you broke my forwards button kakobrekla
benkay: also searches aren't persistent
benkay: defaults. those rarely considered user flow elements.
benkay: bitbet search is kinda limp
benkay: what blackberry bet?
benkay: it's not for using.
benkay: so typical usg propaganda.
benkay: kinda neglects the whole "democratic governments always evolve into control regimes and a major tool in the kit is currency" angle.
benkay: that's an interdasting position.
benkay: p/d proof 'cuz so few?
benkay: 'can' ain't 'optimized for'
benkay: nope. that's to play.
benkay: 30.
benkay: shoulda bought an mpex seat.
benkay: the madness has hardly begun to set in.
benkay: murca.
benkay: hasn't kept the communists from derping around about it though: http://www.businessinsider.com/new-york-city-e-cigarette-ban-2013-12
benkay: you do avoid all the particulate matter
benkay: nubbins`: hash oil specific vaporizers are pretty legit as well.
benkay: anonymity; close.
benkay: but psh nobody's ever going to build a company like that, and who would ever invest in it?
benkay: a company that put some energy into user privacy and security might make some money on a government-resistant personal and maybe corporate it toolchain
benkay: sparkly nail polish is a surprisingly DIY tamper-evident process. that most companies use easily borked hologram stickers is pretty telling.
benkay: maybe a few menu buttons
benkay: 12 + dpad
benkay: phone can be dead simple.
benkay: and actually a phone too.
benkay: i would like a no such labs laptop plz
benkay: http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2013/12/30/the-nsa-reportedly-has-total-access-to-your-iphone/
benkay: what flavors of nixen mircea_popescu?
benkay: !b 6
benkay: yo mircea_popescu what os do you personally use?
benkay: ;;calc .001 * 107230
benkay: thugs and goons making more noise in the united socialist states of america: http://www.jsonline.com/watchdog/watchdogreports/atf-uses-rogue-tactics-in-storefront-stings-across-the-nation-b99146765z1-234916641.html
benkay: yeah i must have been thinking about some other sexchange.
benkay: dag well i guess they're coupled to the old world then huh
benkay: btc-e takes fiat deposits?
benkay: well they exist, and they do bitcoin. fiat governments are going to learn soon how difficult it can be to fuck with bitcoin companies that are dedicated to stay beyond their grasp.
benkay: "legal entity"
benkay: good luck hooking designers into that
benkay: (like sparta)
benkay: this is SAAS
benkay: this isn't open source
benkay: text propagates in all directions
benkay: handoff is seamless
benkay: homie's hacking in sublime and i'm watching in emacs
benkay: fucking legit, too.
benkay: hey nerds y'all gotta check out floobits
benkay: ;;ticker --market btcavg
benkay: ;;ticker --btcavg
benkay: !l m s.mpoe
benkay: the best part is how all the women are involved in welfare programs, and all the men in nominal spycraft
benkay: have to self-restrain from mocking the family around said femme
benkay: i pirated one of their young femmes off in my gypsy joo caravan
benkay: the wasps are all lifetime government slaves
benkay: i do so dearly want to associate my name with publications whose trade is which american bitcoin company may or may not be raising another pile of idiot cash this week
benkay: you'd befoul the idea marketplace, and defoul the bitcoinscamosystem
benkay: :(
benkay: but think you could spend just one bitcoin and get a full report on the derpage, plus some negotiated amount of additional "hey kid you're stupid and didn't look into this enough plz foar to fix"
benkay: i can always pull out the dynamics and controls tomes and implement whatever thing i forgot the intricacies of implementing, but i won't always have access to my memories of why mastercoin is completely stupified.
benkay: right because there's no textbook for cryptocurrency idiocy
benkay: rookie reporter does not start newspaper
benkay: anyways
benkay: point
benkay: blogging also turns one into a public persona
benkay: the little i know about myself and men in general is that we don't tend to have a lot to say on topics of interest to large populations until we hit like thirty five and have a reasonable base of experience from which to generalize
benkay: have no interest in maintaining blog thing
benkay: would be more than happy to parse mastercoin retardities for you for pay
benkay: ya well working with jurov to recoup time investment in parsing mpex complexities
benkay: it's almost as though willet et al have heard about a thing called a spec and how some people involved with bitcoin think the cryptocurrency might be better off with a spec than new features, chose to 'implement' a 'spec' that's wholly inadequate to the task at hand
benkay: read: it's non trivially parsed from this moronic 'spec'.
benkay: how to revoke orders once in blockchain is left as an exercise to the alert reader
benkay: will gladly fisk to the tune of 1700 words for 1 btc.
benkay: thing is a goddamn shitshow
benkay: and whichever makes it into the blockchain is nominally the official bid
benkay: one changes bids in this derpstributed marketplace by simply transmitting another transaction that supersedes the previous bid/ask
benkay: oh it gets worse
benkay: or just standard bitcorp incompetence.
benkay: no hashfast bitbets?
benkay: "just reorganize all the content all the time!"
benkay: "who cares about where the actual fuck the viewport is pointed?!"
benkay: i like their approach to the DOM
benkay: do tell.
benkay: o ya?
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: or any touchscreen
benkay: asciilifeform ^^
benkay: sounds like the xilinx tools are designed to implement a certain set of routines in silicon but the silicon itself can't change the implemented routines until you bake the configuration of the fpga into the fpga itself. am i close?
benkay: asciilifeform: why do you need to reverse the xilinx toolchain?
benkay`: the jwz link should be: http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/12/lol-my-thesis/
benkay`: !h
benkay: !t m s.bbet
benkay: ;;ud kevetch
benkay: goodness
benkay: mpbor up to 14.5 percent
benkay: once cluster is compromised, cluster is compromised.
benkay: sure.
benkay: not as a disk no, but to decrypt a file of environmental variables describing cluster provisioning.
benkay: secrets in the repository.
benkay: and put it back in the safe after application has been booted.
benkay: yes, of course. this is why you pull C out of a safe when booting new application instance.
benkay: this is for managing deploy variables in such a way that repo can get compromised
benkay: if enemy has control of server they can lift environment variables right out
benkay: do forgive my imprecision.
benkay: encrypt *to*
benkay: well, public key corresponding to private key on cardano.
benkay: plug cardano into server, decrypt shell script, run and set environment variables for application.
benkay: asciilifeform: encrypt shell script that when sourced sets environment variables with cardano key
benkay: and yet the mpoe buys keep pouring in
benkay: another crazy vix month
benkay: colleague and i were just noodling on the topic of using a cardano for deploys
benkay: 17 btc sez nope.
benkay: mpoe back to 90k?
benkay: !l m s.mpoe
benkay: "the rapist in charge of proceedings deferred to the team of rapists running the show outside the courtroom on the question of determining who should get raped and when."
benkay: pietilla's posts?
benkay: romanian's going to make for some messy chains
benkay: "hello, -assets? yes, i've lost my other personality's Markov chain generator. will someone escrow a dogecoin bounty?"
benkay: actually addressing himself
benkay: that one though
benkay: true, true.
benkay: i think i saw Vexual talking to himself in -assets last night
benkay: the legs'd be a million 'me-too'-ers
benkay: well there's only pankkake heading the thing up
benkay: bernankoin just has too many legs to die, thanks to you :)
benkay: in computers, where there's a trivial cost to spin up (f.ex) a new altchain, the froth of imitators will be dominated by people who are kind of sort of with it, as they're going to outperform the derpy imitators who genuinely believe that they're changing the world or being a part of something or some shit like that.
benkay: in nature, success leads to imitators.
benkay: why is this so surprising, pankkake?
benkay: no way man they have a amazing pan-exchange trading execution thing totally going to rescue their business with a pivot into profitability
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: how does playing for cash remove bots?
benkay: ugh that you can even make claims like that is why boo chess
benkay: maybe i've been thinking about chess wrong
benkay: i just about understand the rules, and that's it.
benkay: that one takes a minute.
benkay: totally down with the randomized variants though
benkay: man i just fucking hate the problem space of chess
benkay: most of the time, right?
benkay: sure
benkay: young chess nerds have this "with what formula do i respond to this problem" approach to life
benkay: having played both chess and go i cannot conscience teaching kids chess over go
benkay: so it is
benkay: math, physics, programming, philosophy, history and fighting. that's basically the benkay curriculum.
benkay: although i'm actually interested in the teaching of nascent humans.
benkay: capital is the stand-in for helping
benkay: capital and mercenaries are for the Africa scenario.
benkay: i want a girl with a brain who can raise a brood.
benkay: can't really say as i agree.
benkay: i did have one that was scarily devoid of emotions
benkay: even the smart ones are still women at the end of the day, with all the emotionally-driven decisionmaking that entails.
benkay: i've only ever bounced between (sane simple slammin) and (crazy smart gorgeous)
benkay: i think we're talking about the same thing.
benkay: but crazy smart beats sane stupid any day.
benkay: i've only ever gone back and forth between pretty and sane and pretty and insane
benkay: but dear god the brain upgrade the new model came with...
benkay: and i did trade away from the butt
benkay: actually there is one of those
benkay: does include the cost of my 'education'
benkay: do not include girls from hs
benkay: things that haunt me
benkay: BingoBoingo: i'd rather not burn those years behind bars.