(trilema) nubbins`: the prize for "most interesting line of work about which we know almost nothing" goes to...
(trilema) nubbins`: hmm
(trilema) nubbins`: and i'd advance that water does not dissolve it
(trilema) nubbins`: the cheap icky you're referring to is PVA
(trilema) nubbins`: twist: your across-the-street-neighbour did same
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform if i can navigate the dark markets, so can you!
(trilema) nubbins`: you don't always realize who you're glued to until the water gets above a certain level
(trilema) nubbins`: because they're supplied externally by teat
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform this is like saying kittens don't need to learn how to kill
(trilema) nubbins`: not yet, anyway.
(trilema) nubbins`: (s.korean soldiers -- all of them -- have blackbelt in taekwondo. to what end?)
(trilema) nubbins`: no active conflict?
(trilema) nubbins`: wait, so now you don't need cruise missiles or w/e?
(trilema) nubbins`: like, they just got their knee kicked out by an angry horse, but if a lens swivelled their way, they'd muster up a winning smile?
(trilema) nubbins`: still not sure i can pinpoint it... but have you ever met someone for whom photographs exist outside of time and space?
(trilema) nubbins`: i came across this website while trying to figure out why Ploshay's appearance is somewhat unsettling to me
(trilema) nubbins`: "i always carry an empty cup, just in case"
(trilema) nubbins`: "Her latest projects consist of the creation of Tatiana Coin, the first ever artist cryptocurrency" WHAT ABOUT COINYE WEST?!
(trilema) nubbins`: i had to make sure i wasn't on womensguitarassociation.com
(trilema) nubbins`: turns out i guess she can play it, but dat bio
(trilema) nubbins`: i clicked on that one so i could chuckle about why she's randomly holding a guitar
(trilema) nubbins`: my goodness, another gallippi
(trilema) nubbins`: <felipelalli> (general lels) <<< it's okay, you're still new
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu:he wasn't looking for any answer. he was trying to shoehorn disorganised remains of broken history into the future. as he keeps trying to do this he'll figure it out. <<< "you can't bribe the future with nostalgia"
(trilema) nubbins`: 30 years in the wild and the source code says "should this bit be here?"
(trilema) nubbins`: my sides
(trilema) nubbins`: there was one comment in the code for notepad.exe: /* is this even supposed to be here? */
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu:i want to reconsider that about as much as windows user wants to compile from source. <<< i recall hearty lels when whatever chunk of windows source code came out
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform:mentioned that 'computers were stolen, no sign of break-in, perhaps insider' <<< alf, the lizards struck the wrong house! did you replace your locks?
(trilema) nubbins`: not like the lead researcher is gonna produce a paper worth shitting on if they don't care what the research is about :D
(trilema) nubbins`: cut the cloth you have in front of you, or w/e the fuck
(trilema) nubbins`: "this is totally Z!"
(trilema) nubbins`: pete_dushenski probably universities who say "hey, this researcher is interested in X, and if he publishes some papers, we get $Y"
(trilema) nubbins`: brb jazz cig
(trilema) nubbins`: besides, pete, how you gonna get those sweet research bucks if you're not claiming facts?
(trilema) nubbins`: after all, what is the plural of anecdote if not fact?
(trilema) nubbins`: or "anecdotal evidence seems to suggest"
(trilema) nubbins`: or "hypothetically"
(trilema) nubbins`: maybe he meant to say "in theory"
(trilema) nubbins` wanders off to calm down
(trilema) nubbins`: birds, the sexiest dinosaurs of all
(trilema) nubbins`: he doesn't own any cutting boards
(trilema) nubbins`: money too tho, heh.
(trilema) nubbins`: *month
(trilema) nubbins`: it actually bothers me more, the closer it gets to the end of the money
(trilema) nubbins` seriously considers putting all of roomie's possessions out on the sidewalk
(trilema) nubbins`: he sure is
(trilema) nubbins`: the email in question can be viewed here, in case anyone's wondering how a cop would try to whitewash a murder to his colleagues: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/rnc-officer-who-shot-don-dunphy-wishes-better-intervention-possible-1.3027828
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/don-dunphy-case-rnc-investigating-leak-of-officer-s-email-1.3030527
(trilema) nubbins`: Vexual Common Lisp, tho, or Scheme?
(trilema) nubbins`: guy sends an email to EVERY EMPLOYEE of the police force and we're surprised it got out?
(trilema) nubbins`: lel.
(trilema) nubbins`: BREAKING: RNC Chief Bill Janes has ordered an internal investigation into the leak of an email written by the officer who shot Don Dunphy in Mitchells Brook last week
(trilema) nubbins`: *is ads
(trilema) nubbins`: ugh, all i get on youtube now are ads for QuadrigaCX
(trilema) nubbins`: !up Vexual
(trilema) nubbins`: again, because the tongue is designed to heal incredibly quickly
(trilema) nubbins`: quickest piercings to heal tho
(trilema) nubbins`: dem chipped teeth
(trilema) nubbins`: consider how quickly your tongue healed the last time you bit it hard enough to draw blood and oaths
(trilema) nubbins`: tu, not vous 8)
(trilema) nubbins`: hey, i said than YOU'D think.
(trilema) nubbins`: but happens much less often than you'd think
(trilema) nubbins`: if you DO get an infection, yes, your head's a terrible place to get one
(trilema) nubbins`: the biggest danger with tongue splittings is having them.... unsplit
(trilema) nubbins`: in fact, tongue heals itself remarkably quickly
(trilema) nubbins`: "Tongue-splitting in the first degree is a class A misdemeanor." heh
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: guy was destined for jail either way
(trilema) nubbins`: iirc, the whole "mods" vs "practicing medicine w/o license" thing was a BIG DEAL in the usa at the time
(trilema) nubbins`: entrapment or not
(trilema) nubbins`: the number of people who cared when bertrang was arrested? epsilon
(trilema) nubbins`: nevermind that this family can't fly back to egypt but will pay $20mn to cut off some flaps
(trilema) nubbins`: larratt was a whitewasher like no other
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu dem blinders
(trilema) nubbins`: hahaha
(trilema) nubbins`: Under questioning from James Walsh, an Assistant United States Attorney, Mr. Flynt said he got the tape from a mystery man he identified only as ''the samurai.''
(trilema) nubbins`: true flynt style
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.nytimes.com/1983/12/10/us/hustler-publisher-tells-judge-delorean-tape-was-a-fake.html
(trilema) nubbins`: wait, no, that was tom brazda's advice
(trilema) nubbins`: i recall taking some terrible advice of his at one point in the past
(trilema) nubbins`: i wonder what todd bertrang is up to these days
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;google todd bertrang
(trilema) nubbins`: not even a "body mod practitioner"
(trilema) nubbins`: i don't think a nurse practitioner would do it
(trilema) nubbins`: vous, not tu
(trilema) nubbins`: (protip: you probably can't)
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway. you can get an abortion in canada a week before your due date, if you can convince a doctor to give you one
(trilema) nubbins`: imagine: "abortion should be safe, legal, and commonplace:
(trilema) nubbins`: probably on purpose
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, i think taking issue with the word "rare" is sort of missing the point
(trilema) nubbins`: trick question. no laws on the books concerning abortion in any way, shape, or form.
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: pop quiz: what are the major points of canada's abortion laws?
(trilema) nubbins`: "Some observers have argued that Clinton’s repetition of the Democratic slogan that abortion should be “safe, legal, and rare”reinforces the stigmatization of those who choose that option."
(trilema) nubbins`: assbot didn't like that one
(trilema) nubbins`: !up Vexual
(trilema) nubbins`: Vexual think far enough ahead and you'll find yourself in the woods with a bucksaw
(trilema) nubbins`: with customer service like this, IDGAF that they were closed for a week for passover
(trilema) nubbins`: they call me an hour later: "this other method will get it there in 3 days, we'll do it for $130"
(trilema) nubbins`: so i neglect to order this batch of paper on time. gotta have it in-hand this week. i choose the $220 shipping option on the website because it's the cheapest option beyond UPS ground.
(trilema) nubbins`: oh man. this paper place in brooklyn totally has all my business going forward
(trilema) nubbins`: mats they look like the coats you see people wearing when you say to yourself "i bet that was expensive"
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu because narcissism?
(trilema) nubbins`: (protip: doesn't matter!)
(trilema) nubbins`: but is that manufactured happiness?
(trilema) nubbins`: pretty sure i won the disrespect of at least half a dozen people by tearing strips off that one
(trilema) nubbins`: speaking of jacobin magazine, i once read an essay therein which expounded upon the implicit oppression in the statement "do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life"
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ so broken
(trilema) nubbins`: you go to japan, nobody working at the mcdonald's is sullen or put out
(trilema) nubbins`: and the youth spend their youth being told they're a piece of shit if they work there
(trilema) nubbins`: the major employer of youth
(trilema) nubbins`: imagine this though
(trilema) nubbins`: o no, not even close to one.
(trilema) nubbins`: followed by x years of "what, you're too good to work at mcdonald's?"
(trilema) nubbins`: 20 years of "if you don't study hard, you'll have to work at mcdonald's"
(trilema) nubbins`: pete_dushenski if there's one way that north america fucked itself in the ass, it's the concept of "respectable work"
(trilema) nubbins`: chuckles, throws dirty cookie sheet, in sink, smuggles food back up to bedroom
(trilema) nubbins`: so bozo rolls downstairs, finds his cold chicken fingers on the counter
(trilema) nubbins`: always a good chortle
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu i've seen a fair share of beard nets around
(trilema) nubbins`: hahaha
(trilema) nubbins`: knowing wtf you're at would be unheard of as well
(trilema) nubbins`: 35 at the very least
(trilema) nubbins`: you need 'em to be over 40
(trilema) nubbins`: you're lucky to have 2 full time employees who know what they're at
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu the vast majority of fooderies are staffed by 19-20yo's with clueless managers
(trilema) nubbins`: pete_dushenski it looked kind of like this: baked.jpg
(trilema) nubbins`: pete_dushenski imagine my face the first time i saw a squeegee sharpening machine
(trilema) nubbins`: fridge after that, most of the heavy lifting's done
(trilema) nubbins`: i usually let it ferment at 20C for 4-5 days to get it going
(trilema) nubbins`: older is better but i honestly can't wait
(trilema) nubbins`: i won't eat this util late april at the earliest
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu the fermentation is *just* starting it.
(trilema) nubbins`: *yest
(trilema) nubbins`: also fwiw i made kimchi day before yes, ~5th batch so far, anyone who likes food and is halfway handy in the kitchen is strongly encouraged to try making some
(trilema) nubbins` has been toying w/ getting clay pots for his kimchi fermenting
(trilema) nubbins`: clay does indeed
(trilema) nubbins`: at all.
(trilema) nubbins`: incidentally, my favourite chinese take-out was not listed in the restaurant inspection reports
(trilema) nubbins`: i also wear socks more than once
(trilema) nubbins`: !up Vexual
(trilema) nubbins`: thick board'll last you a while
(trilema) nubbins`: pete_dushenski essentially you just plane 'em
(trilema) nubbins`: when they finally put restaurant inspection reports online for people to read, every single restaurant i've ever eaten at was given a citation for cutting boards needing resurfacing
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu plastic/resin cutting boards are more common here
(trilema) nubbins`: he has a problem with securing the domicile
(trilema) nubbins`: pete_dushenski that was a reference to my idiot roomie
(trilema) nubbins`: now you're in the 0.1% :D
(trilema) nubbins`: how often did you resurface the cutting boards?
(trilema) nubbins`: srsly, online inspection reports. you'd be shocked
(trilema) nubbins`: if you shut 'em down within a day of them failing inspection, you're the 1%
(trilema) nubbins`: mp has obv never worked in a restaurant kitchen :P
(trilema) nubbins`: pete_dushenski i figured i'd leave that one for someone who wants to put in the time
(trilema) nubbins`: awake at 7am after opening the first beer at 11pm? probably coked up
(trilema) nubbins`: not drunk
(trilema) nubbins`: funkenstein_ 4 beer in the fridge, 2 empties by the garbage
(trilema) nubbins`: talk about coked out of your fucking head :p
(trilema) nubbins`: so the guy cooked them, turned the oven off, then... went to bed at 7am
(trilema) nubbins`: it wasn't even turned on.
(trilema) nubbins`: seriously though how do you leave 8 chicken fingers in the oven?
(trilema) nubbins`: plz to not those are NOT cops on horses, which you see often enough, but what appear to be private citizens
(trilema) nubbins`: lel meanwhile in two dog land: http://imgur.com/3FOH9mj
(trilema) nubbins`: and this guy leaves the front door open and chicken fingers in the oven overnight
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway. the place was voted canada's best restaurant a couple years in a row
(trilema) nubbins`: i think three stars *is* the most a restaurant can get
(trilema) nubbins`: haha wait i'm thinking of hotels.
(trilema) nubbins`: sure did
(trilema) nubbins` sighs
(trilema) nubbins`: the ellipsis you forgot to add after your "so then"
(trilema) nubbins`: his meals while at home consist entirely of take-out fish & chips and chicken fingers
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, despite the fact that this guy works as a cook at various 4-star restaurants
(trilema) nubbins`: no kidding
(trilema) nubbins`: an ellipsis isn't an argument
(trilema) nubbins`: so then nothing
(trilema) nubbins`: you don't cum when you're finished eating
(trilema) nubbins`: or do you pack your own chopsticks?
(trilema) nubbins`: again, how is this different from eating at a restaurant
(trilema) nubbins`: my flagging interest begs you to continue
(trilema) nubbins`: what's included in the set of {something}? a wink? syphilis?
(trilema) nubbins`: !up Vexual
(trilema) nubbins`: it's just the logic doesn't follow
(trilema) nubbins`: no i got what you said
(trilema) nubbins`: brb but i legitimately am curious as to how you think i can catch a disease from a clean fork
(trilema) nubbins`: after all, it's not like anyone else would use the syphilis fork in that time frame
(trilema) nubbins`: that's probably good enough.
(trilema) nubbins`: o, within days.
(trilema) nubbins`: does b-a share restaurant inspection reports online?
(trilema) nubbins`: o.O
(trilema) nubbins`: what am i going to catch from a /fork/ that i'm not exposing myself to by eating at a restaurant?
(trilema) nubbins`: we share those too
(trilema) nubbins`: like the doorknobs
(trilema) nubbins` imagines MP unwrapping bar of soap, using once, putting in trash
(trilema) nubbins`: o.O
(trilema) nubbins`: Vexual i prefer parchment paper
(trilema) nubbins`: it's a one-kitchen sort of house
(trilema) nubbins`: or a straight-razor
(trilema) nubbins`: this is almost as retarded as leaving the front door not only unlocked, but actually /not fully closed/, a total of 8 times so far /this year/
(trilema) nubbins` turned on the oven 15 minutes ago to pre-heat it; couldn't find the cookie sheet; opened the oven to find 10 burned chicken fingers inside
(trilema) nubbins`: i may not actually let this guy stay the rest of the month
(trilema) nubbins`: facepalm
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu it's an article in jacobin, you're not supposed to follow
(trilema) nubbins`: "Walmart executives have continued to look favorably on her, with Alice Walton donating the maximum amount to the “Ready for Hillary” Super PAC in 2013. Walton’s $25,000 donation was considerably higher than the average annual salary for Walmart’s hourly employees"
(trilema) nubbins`: wat, it also contains peels.
(trilema) nubbins`: funkenstein_ iirc marmalade is stickier
(trilema) nubbins`: oh hill-clint
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm tempted to call you one for owning a blackberry
(trilema) nubbins`: nb.gif
(trilema) nubbins`: "sodom, they got 'em with they curls out, even got a better sales pitch than the girl scouts"
(trilema) nubbins`: hell, mp might even get a chuckle
(trilema) nubbins`: worth listening to, purely for the number of food/sex double entendres
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;google in the game he's shameless, even uses the codename famous amos
(trilema) nubbins`: !up Vexual
(trilema) nubbins`: in the game he's shameless, even uses the codename famous amos
(trilema) nubbins`: notbad.jpg
(trilema) nubbins`: oh wow
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;ud beard cake
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu >8(
(trilema) nubbins`: bought some art off me at one point iirc
(trilema) nubbins`: wait maybe it's a chick
(trilema) nubbins`: some guy
(trilema) nubbins`: srsly tho what's fun to do in cleveland?
(trilema) nubbins`: o and hey, any time
(trilema) nubbins`: funkenstein_ is it cheap for a /finnish/ compromised privkey?
(trilema) nubbins`: prince albert chain? you can prolly guess
(trilema) nubbins`: tldr: they suck and the makers should end it all
(trilema) nubbins`: further criticism from me here: http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin-otc/logs/2015/04/13#l1428929251
(trilema) nubbins`: right?
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ watch an asshole use his bare hands to handle product
(trilema) nubbins`: *vexual
(trilema) nubbins`: veual i thought it was for the benefit of the lazy who'd sacrifice yield for ease
(trilema) nubbins`: it was actually comical how many more security features it had than my passport
(trilema) nubbins`: some years ago, my father showed me this "certification booklet" that he carried as part of his job (gov marine safety inspections)
(trilema) nubbins`: !up Vexual
(trilema) nubbins`: cleveland in two days. i should find my passport
(trilema) nubbins`: i was thinking "but you already had one! aren't you full?"
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: i like
(trilema) nubbins`: top quality - autoflowering - feminized
(trilema) nubbins`: browen brokser's dutch seed bank
(trilema) nubbins`: browen brokser ;/
(trilema) nubbins`: oo.