(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh wat
(trilema) ben_vulpes: you want ;;eregister and ;;everify
(trilema) ben_vulpes: surely if you're derping about bitcoin you've access to a privkey.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: do you have a gpg key? a bitcoin address?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: welcome. into the wot with ye.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mr bryne? goodness.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: who are you, usg_press_machin?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: come now that's not in his worldview
(trilema) ben_vulpes: how many txns per second does atc do?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: $depth s.mpoe
(trilema) ben_vulpes: is there a book?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !t m s.mpoe
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ugh guys i suck at sales
(trilema) ben_vulpes: get* my
(trilema) ben_vulpes: maybe i'll key my keyid tatooed on my knuckles
(trilema) ben_vulpes: buxderpalment
(trilema) ben_vulpes: bewilderment
(trilema) ben_vulpes: looks like the character's doing a slow transform from vexual to muXne
(trilema) ben_vulpes: wywialm: there is no recourse in bitcoin.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (although i did get this out of it: http://idlewords.com/2006/04/argentina_on_two_steaks_a_day.htm)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !s atlantic
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "Companies like Facebook want get as much of that money as possible, which means chasing users and reach.", "This personalization means that two readers of The New York Times may seen a very different picture of the world" << dear atlantic. not paying for competent proofreading is why your ad rates suck.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: unrelated
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/08/advertising-is-the-internets-original-sin/376041/
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "Getting an email address was once a nerdy right of passage for Gen-Xers arriving on college campuses." << *sigh*
(trilema) ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: your otc profile's getting hilarious
(trilema) ben_vulpes: maybe just amusingly.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: interestingly, yes.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: here's an odd thing: "*** You can't join #bitcoin-court because you're banned (+b)"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !up godovo
(trilema) ben_vulpes: in college i used to get the girlies pants off with cheap red wine and fanta.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: soda and vodka?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: fanta screwdriver?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: FUCK YOU TOO GRIBBLE
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;8ball read logs?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'll take that as a yes
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;8ball get another beer?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: okay that's my fault.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;8ball write another python script or catch up on logs?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: doesn't mean it's not going to fuck them.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: for people who're used to keeping hundreds of thousands of dollars at the broker and uncomfortable with their own computer security it's a not unreasonable position.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the best part of python is the "if this blows up"-driven control flow.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: who forums?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !s ninjashogun cereal
(trilema) ben_vulpes: punkman: are you active on the forums? would you post a link to
(trilema) ben_vulpes: punkman: reads like it.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 2014 - lost year?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mpex.cpanel (error)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> make a connection. << http://survantjames.com does objective-c whatever, provided you're willing to pay fiat objective-c rates for people who actually know what they're doing.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: plain old capacitative modules, fabbed into chips.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well duh nope
(trilema) ben_vulpes: non electrochemical
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but the capacitative (sp?) plane should be doing demo flights ca. 2016.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: dunno what supercap means
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the plane exhibited has only been flown with lithiums.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: just bought http://www.spykercars.com/
(trilema) ben_vulpes: decimation: http://www.voltavolare.com/
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pahaha no.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: er, power distribution i think may be the correct term?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but miniaturized, and gate-switched for power output.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i met a guy today who's doing supercap batteries
(trilema) ben_vulpes: Blazedout419: pretty pretty.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: bitcoin-gunned emacs printer
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !t h rent
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (from #emacs: "better than a gun-activated bitcoin printer")
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yeah, i get it i read it, but whence the source? there was the usms sale which is theoretically trickling into the market, and the ether sale which may or may not be trickling into the market. the former, clearly usg. the latter as well?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: or btc sent to ether addr is loan to usg?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: or meta-usg/
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: ether is a loan to the usg?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: hey is that the dump from ether profits?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: cpanel indeed
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !s rosenfeld
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !s old time
(trilema) ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: <asciilifeform> mircea_popescu: i don't believe 90%+ of the derpage emitted by "advertising industry" << precisely this. as i understand, cargo cult.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform, mike_c, mircea_popescu: seems like there's some demand for an ad slot that's invisible unless paid for with a venue-specified minimum bid per day.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "i could but fuck it"?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> eventually. once ben_vulpes figures out the basics of how to install servers and stuff << i've got the basics down pretty well. sifting through the midden without bringing the whole heap down on oneself is far beyond basics.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lol ssl php ===
(trilema) ben_vulpes: watch me get drenched
(trilema) ben_vulpes: I'M FUCKING DOING IT
(trilema) ben_vulpes: fu gribble
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;8ball do i risk the rain biking back to the office from this client meeting?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "position is work all day. pay is a bed in the corner and scraps from the table. interedast?"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "expert chumpatronic engineers" << quite.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: who are the customers in this scenario?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <thestringpuller> okay for starters why cater to venues as the priority? << because catering to the masses is a losing proposition.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pardon?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: let me reiterate: it caters to venues, not advertisers.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and probably will for quite some time.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: which is one of the reasons VAN's running text only right now.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that have all picked different widgets
(trilema) ben_vulpes: now what if coinroll wants to run an ad on 4 different blogs
(trilema) ben_vulpes: right
(trilema) ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: sorry, I don't quite understand that first line.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nethack!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: at least right now.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: jurov: typeface would be the only knob i'd let venues twiddle.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: jurov: not at the moment.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: clash of ideologies
(trilema) ben_vulpes: benefits of a forum
(trilema) ben_vulpes: there is only the venue and its audience.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: there is no impression rate
(trilema) ben_vulpes: there is no click through rate.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: there are no metrics.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: you're missing the entire point.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: on top of the venue fee?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: how many btc are you willing to put down to run an image ad?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: sounds like the ad is advertising to the right people.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: jurov: i don't think it's hit the market yet.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://www.alternet.org/drugs/tennessee-drug-tests-welfare-applicants-finds-just-1-person-using-drugs#main-content
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the ad advertising the right thing to the right people works
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yeah, don't do that.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: think adsense, not project wonderful.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: there are some styling changes coming. header lines and such.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: you may as well tell me that GPG logins are too hard for advertisers to grok. well, fu. learn gpg, and play nicely with the people running your ads.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: stomping out this "one neat trick!" animated gif shit.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: you see, we're recruiting the best content creators and making the advertisers suck our dicks.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i was actually just pondering configuring this thing to serve ads styled to actually look good when displayed on each venue.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: if you want to spend more money more quickly, i can make that happen for you.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: for now.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: interestingly enough, we're shooting for quality venues first.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: has it only been ten days?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: jurov: ^^
(trilema) ben_vulpes: money > no money
(trilema) ben_vulpes: to three chicks
(trilema) ben_vulpes: princessnell: subversion? do tell!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the whole point of the mermaid is fuck a logo
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the mermaid?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !s sunk cost fallacy
(trilema) ben_vulpes: we're taking the world back to evaluation on its merits, not on its appearances.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: look either you make the sell with the situation as is or you don't man
(trilema) ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: for now, just the one displaying.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: if you can't write the copy that makes people click your link, why would an image change that?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: not any time soon
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;later tell pete_dushenski when are you going to put the fro on twitter?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/code/6188660/bass-coast-festival-headdress-native-american
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> kyuupichan the eth scammers pretty much admitted it was all wash trading in some blogpost recently << links, anyone?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yeah.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'd wished to put the time to better use.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: *shrug*
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the thing was ready. now i need to go load the wallet.dat format into my brain.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: how are you doing watch only addresses?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'd be *thrilled* to hear the counterpoint.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but someone making comments like that cannot be trusted with bitcoin code review.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: this guy helped shut watch-only wallets and addresses out of the core client, while merging in heartbleed.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ex-CUSE me?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "Could you just run with an always-encrypted wallet instead, and if not, why not?"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;rate gavinandresen -1 https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/pull/2861#issuecomment-29491869
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:5a4d800574af8164a4e5034d6639538d5426c4937ac9c827e2fd40a7
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;eauth ben_vulpes
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;rate gavinandresen -1 https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/pull/2861#issuecomment-29491869
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust gavinandresen
(trilema) ben_vulpes: imaginary
(trilema) ben_vulpes: irrational
(trilema) ben_vulpes: real
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i always thought numbers came in a select set of logical groups
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but i guess it makes sense
(trilema) ben_vulpes: floats and longs and dates and times and ints and bigints and omg i had no idea computers were insane
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mjr_: weren't you at bitpay for a while?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: if i want to turn my paper dollars into paper gold, i'm just going to whelk my fiat down to Schwabe and let them do what they do
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i ain't letting anyone hedge with my coins
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nope nope nope
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pahaha how on earth?!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "locks"?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: bitfinex is an exchange of sorts
(trilema) ben_vulpes: coinapult is coins via email
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i really have no opinions about these things
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what've you been up to?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: long time no talk, mjr_.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: k. i'm clearly behind on my logs.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh jesus virtualization fights again?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski, BingoBoingo: gpg homedir permissions. fixd.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo, pete_dushenski: thx guys something went south during server swtich
(trilema) ben_vulpes: er, registration
(trilema) ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: looks like your login succeeded, i have no idea right this moment why the request timed out.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> punkman: ben_vulpes: << fellaties << hahahahaha
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> ben_vulpes: just...derping. << i have nfi, tried to give her an online job so she can cover her expenses and live more or less comfortably in exchange of spending 12 hours a day in front of the screen. didn't take it. << mo? what was the rate?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the food processor is a pretty fantastic invention.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: urmomium?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: then it doesn't count.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lolya? what's that?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
(trilema) ben_vulpes: gratzi, moarrr
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 196Ezs1cxfT9qyFuwhmSZF7RGR5yhfVzTb
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'll take some
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yup
(trilema) ben_vulpes: let me know if horror ensues
(trilema) ben_vulpes: cutting van dns over
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <pete_dushenski> guess who has a new header? http://contravex.com << wd
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://www.bnd.com/2014/08/10/3343481/mad-max-director-heartbroken-over.html#wgt=rcntnews
(trilema) ben_vulpes: Miller describes "Mad Max: Fury Road" as an extended chase taking place over three days. The movie, due out next summer and also starring Charlize Theron, features minimal dialogue. The screenplay consisted of storyboards — sketches of each planned shot — rather than a conventional script.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: CheckDavid: have you even googled for landing pages and lead gen yet?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: CheckDavid: if you're working this hustle for a web design and seo firm they should make that for you.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i prefer running around the block until i pass out from exhaustion.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: although i think it may be too late.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yeah, that's what i meant, punkman.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i could be reading seneca
(trilema) ben_vulpes doubles down on black
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "i've spent all this time and sacrificed all this brain to understand these demon devices i better get something out of it!"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: classic gamblers fallacy
(trilema) ben_vulpes: some days the only thing keeping me from going back to the wood shop is bitcoin
(trilema) ben_vulpes: holding a moderately accurate model of the modern compute infrastructure in my head.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i have my own awful methods of procuring food credits
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what, and sucking cock for cash is such a horrible thing now?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: orly?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: who paid for your ticket indiancandy1 ?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: just...derping.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what's going on with moiety?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: hey bb got it sorted
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh look who's back
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "insulting"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: if you're advanced enough to do without the "sync" button, you're advanced enough to cygwin and fuck you
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but also you know - one thing at a time. i have all my ducks in a row for this cutover, i'm a cautious guy and don't feel like deploying more code right before cutting over to the new server.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that is the plan, yeah.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: deposits are currently disabled because 1 query per minute to blockchain.info's api triggers their cloudflare DDOS "protection".
(trilema) ben_vulpes: to those whom it may concern: i'm cutting VAN's DNS over to a new server tomorrow morning.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sounds about right.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: boy did i hate labview...
(trilema) ben_vulpes: labview! that's the one i was trying to remember.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what do you want? those people are suspectible to the pitch. the academia pitch, the "easy to use software" pitch...
(trilema) ben_vulpes: funny you should mention that.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i figured you're more the matlab kind of person
(trilema) ben_vulpes: we're buzzword compliant.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: SJ is more of the "full-stack polyglot development and UX shop"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that'd be the one.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: derpylittlewebapps.butts
(trilema) ben_vulpes: derpylittlewebappsdotbutts
(trilema) ben_vulpes wonders if the butts tld is available yet
(trilema) ben_vulpes: more like derpy little web apps dot com
(trilema) ben_vulpes: no sir.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: anything interestin? or remote controls and the like
(trilema) ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: ping
(trilema) ben_vulpes: how do you come by your food credits?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: benvenuto a la serenissima
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it's an open ended question intentionally. whence thy interest in bitcoin, what you aim to get out of spending time in -assets, anything relevant you care to share...
(trilema) ben_vulpes: back up.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mike_c, pete_dushenski, BingoBoingo, fluffypony: i'm taking van down for a bit.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what's your story, kdomanski ?