(trilema) nubbins`: Vexual: not my bitcents! i'm in it to win it
(trilema) nubbins`: someone mentioned it earlier today
(trilema) nubbins`: which exercise is that?
(trilema) nubbins`: hah
(trilema) nubbins`: i thought you were asking if i didn't have any nubs
(trilema) nubbins`: lel
(trilema) nubbins`: oh!
(trilema) nubbins`: not sure how to answer
(trilema) nubbins`: it's en vogue these days
(trilema) nubbins`: lel
(trilema) nubbins`: thrilling
(trilema) nubbins`: hey! my bitbet was accepted
(trilema) nubbins`: heuristic outcomes
(trilema) nubbins`: oof
(trilema) nubbins`: their fault for putting half the name in the tld
(trilema) nubbins`: i always get confused as to what letter it ends on
(trilema) nubbins`: i suppose people coming over from bitfunder & btctctctctctc will change that somewhat
(trilema) nubbins`: only two funds have a 7-day volume > 100 btc
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, volume is the problem with anything btc-related
(trilema) nubbins`: _mjoiii: are you trying to buy or sell? ;)
(trilema) nubbins`: joke's on you if S.NSA products have backdoors
(trilema) nubbins`: bitcoin is a pretty large concept
(trilema) nubbins`: wow
(trilema) nubbins`: sweet! doing a zine workshop next tuesday
(trilema) nubbins`: and now he's not allowed to drink, do drugs, or leave his house
(trilema) nubbins`: he didn't retain a lawyer
(trilema) nubbins`: i know a guy who got busted a couple of years ago
(trilema) nubbins`: i was joking :(
(trilema) nubbins`: why retain a lawyer when you can just sell a bunch of coke instead?
(trilema) nubbins`: time for bed!
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, it was actually a legit message, now i feel silly
(trilema) nubbins`: i better get some btc ready to send
(trilema) nubbins`: oh hey a new personal message from the bitcointalk.org forums!
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;later tell mircea_popescu check your email when you get a chance; further evidence as to why i leave the artwork to others ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: lel
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway it turns out that a convincing RJ connector is actually pretty difficult to draw
(trilema) nubbins`: bright red shirt with bright blue ink would be particularly eye catching
(trilema) nubbins`: would look ok with any shirt/ink colour combimation, really
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: email coming your way
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, it's certainly possible, given enough patience
(trilema) nubbins`: i think i did :(
(trilema) nubbins`: now, you can replace the onboard gcc with a proper version, but that breaks other things
(trilema) nubbins`: apparently it's some sort of weird gcc/llvm hybrid
(trilema) nubbins`: what i was saying is that you very well might be able to compile eulora on OSX, but the version of GCC bundled with it won't work
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, he's back
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, he left
(trilema) nubbins`: GCC included in OSX doesn't work well at all with eulora code
(trilema) nubbins`: sweet walkman
(trilema) nubbins`: goodness
(trilema) nubbins`: ahahaha
(trilema) nubbins`: j'ai besoin d'une nouvelle scam maintenant!
(trilema) nubbins`: les scams sont partout :(
(trilema) nubbins`: don't let anyone steal your french fries or 50 lashes
(trilema) nubbins`: dub: i listened to something the other day about how they had such a pain in the ass transferring money
(trilema) nubbins`: never really examined that relation before, in fact
(trilema) nubbins`: technically i only print the shirts, but ya know, splitting hairs here
(trilema) nubbins`: just seems odd that you'd give people a free pass on being a dickhead just because of their job
(trilema) nubbins`: well, hitting people with vans wasn't part of his platform!
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm used to elected officials at least pretending that they're not above the law
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm mildly shocked
(trilema) nubbins`: not sure if serious
(trilema) nubbins`: people stand for that?
(trilema) nubbins`: REALLY?
(trilema) nubbins`: dexX7: thanks for the tip!
(trilema) nubbins`: then i was thinking i could set up a tor node on a raspi and run the wifi through that
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah
(trilema) nubbins`: but… your name...
(trilema) nubbins`: bagholder: wanna buy some mining hardware?
(trilema) nubbins`: speaking of immunities, i have a spare router and was thinking of providing free wifi access, thoughts?
(trilema) nubbins`: however, it only covers MPs acting in their duties as MPs
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, yes
(trilema) nubbins`: or romanian ministers driving vans through crowds of people
(trilema) nubbins`: more like british minsters tying themselves to trees
(trilema) nubbins`: we were just discussing parliamentary privilege, and the limits thereof, in common-law systems of government
(trilema) nubbins`: AMAZING COMPANY!
(trilema) nubbins`: you're telling me that in romania, an mp can rent a van and drive it through a crowd of people, killing indiscriminately, and he cannot be arrested?
(trilema) nubbins`: "This is in accordance with the principle laid down by the British House of Commons in a conference with the House of Lords in 1641"
(trilema) nubbins`: since time immemorial, apparently
(trilema) nubbins`: ah, it's not that bad
(trilema) nubbins`: "If Members are charged with infractions of the law, then they must abide by the due process of law just like any other citizen. To do otherwise would be contemptuous of the justice system."
(trilema) nubbins`: and, in fact, an MP would have to attend a hearing for a traffic violation
(trilema) nubbins`: ok, it says right here that parliamentary privilege only covers your actions in your capacity as an MP
(trilema) nubbins`: "Any incident of a criminal nature in which a Member has been charged is not a matter where immunity from arrest will protect that Member."
(trilema) nubbins`: straight from the horse's mouth: http://www.parl.gc.ca/procedure-book-livre/Document.aspx?sbdid=abbc077a-6dd8-4fbe-a29a-3f73554e63aa&sbpid=8d1fb681-ebe9-49e7-a752-37cf494854cb
(trilema) nubbins`: if he stabs you, tough shit for him
(trilema) nubbins`: so if an mp slanders you, tough shit
(trilema) nubbins`: civil process and does not interfere with the administration of criminal justice."
(trilema) nubbins`: "Freedom from arrest in civil actions is the oldest privilege of the House of Commons, pre‑dating freedom of speech in the United Kingdom.[191] The immunity exists because the House has the pre‑eminent claim to the attendance and service of its Members, free from restraint or intimidation particularly by means of legal arrest in civil process. It has only applied to arrest and imprisonment unde
(trilema) nubbins`: Individual parliamentary privileges include: Freedom of speech, Freedom from arrest in civil action, Exemption from jury duty, Exemption from appearing as a witness, Freedom from obstruction, interference, intimidation and molestation
(trilema) nubbins`: ok, here we go
(trilema) nubbins`: i was confusing that with parliamentary privilege
(trilema) nubbins`: i wonder if this applies to canadia
(trilema) nubbins`: "A British lawmaker was among more than two dozen people arrested Monday at a protest against shale gas extraction in southern England."
(trilema) nubbins`: bah
(trilema) nubbins`: green party, natch
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.vancouversun.com/business/resources/Fracking+protest+ends+arrest/8807051/story.html
(trilema) nubbins`: in britain
(trilema) nubbins`: that vancouversun.com article is actually about a sitting british mp being arrested
(trilema) nubbins`: TBF that last one was in a foreign country
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.vancouversun.com/business/resources/Fracking+protest+ends+arrest/8807051/story.html
(trilema) nubbins`: in what country can't you!
(trilema) nubbins`: & figured i'd waste everyone's time in here
(trilema) nubbins`: but then i became confused
(trilema) nubbins`: started thinking about the fund operator running the equivalent of a mining pool and putting limitations on gh/s per shareholder etc etc
(trilema) nubbins`: and the whole thing kinda fell apart around that point
(trilema) nubbins`: the problem is that the smaller the fund, the greater the risk of a 51% attack
(trilema) nubbins`: but i don't think it'd work in practice
(trilema) nubbins`: i had some sort of idea about proof of work being required to post a bid/ask
(trilema) nubbins`: no block rewards
(trilema) nubbins`: well, to put another way
(trilema) nubbins`: all the shares that will exist are created at ipo
(trilema) nubbins`: you wouldn't need to mine
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, each new block shows not btc changing hands but shares changing hands
(trilema) nubbins`: sorry, i had all this written down somewhere but lost it
(trilema) nubbins`: well i suppose 1 address per ipo shareholder makes more sense
(trilema) nubbins`: with the idea being that each satoshi represents 1 share
(trilema) nubbins`: none of this coloured coin stuff, but an actual separate blockchain altogether
(trilema) nubbins`: i.e. company does an ipo, sells 100k shares, creates genesis block showing 100k addresses with 1 satoshi in each
(trilema) nubbins`: so anyway, i was wondering if any of you could recall an occasion where people created a new blockchain for the express purpose of keeping track of share ownership
(trilema) nubbins`: did i mention i made a delicious moose stew yesterday?
(trilema) nubbins`: reading comprehension
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, 2 moose couples
(trilema) nubbins`: they tried 2 and it didn't work
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: it was 4 moose :(
(trilema) nubbins`: but afaik girls can't impregnate each other
(trilema) nubbins`: i was always under the impression that any product of such union would be a horrible mess of recessive genetic defects brought to life
(trilema) nubbins`: no reason why not, i suppose
(trilema) nubbins`: there are fraternal triplets?
(trilema) nubbins`: lel
(trilema) nubbins`: lel @ bitfunder
(trilema) nubbins`: unsalted kettle-cooked potato chips are amazing
(trilema) nubbins`: i only write code in the freshest languages
(trilema) nubbins`: it's fresh
(trilema) nubbins`: no, you misunderstand
(trilema) nubbins`: amazing
(trilema) nubbins`: hahaha
(trilema) nubbins`: in the meantime
(trilema) nubbins`: okay, i'm going to step outside for a few moments
(trilema) nubbins`: tat, lel
(trilema) nubbins`: tease
(trilema) nubbins`: do elaborate
(trilema) nubbins`: "The last time I had seen grown humans throw up like stressed out cats we were in a ditch and being fired upon."
(trilema) nubbins`: because they might really NEED that ten bucks, this time next year
(trilema) nubbins`: haha
(trilema) nubbins`: well, that's silly
(trilema) nubbins`: or if they're just guessing
(trilema) nubbins`: after reading that, i wondered if they even knew what addresses the funds are in
(trilema) nubbins`: mastercoin is a pretty good chuckle
(trilema) nubbins`: full of pictures of wizards, fantasy landscapes, and a small section of women's faces on the very last page, with cut-out photos of himself glued on top
(trilema) nubbins`: he also had a photo album
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: really really really strange stuff
(trilema) nubbins`: and i found diapers in his room, too
(trilema) nubbins`: the guy who drew that has a 9yo daughter
(trilema) nubbins`: right?
(trilema) nubbins`: fucked up
(trilema) nubbins`: that's one of the things the tenants left behind
(trilema) nubbins`: everybody
(trilema) nubbins`: aka BTC-E
(trilema) nubbins`: do tell
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: i just need to figure out how to structure the "house edge"
(trilema) nubbins`: you get divs!
(trilema) nubbins`: not a ponzi
(trilema) nubbins`: every time you post
(trilema) nubbins`: and you get dividends
(trilema) nubbins`: you have to pay to sign up
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm going to start a forum called bitcoinchat.org
(trilema) nubbins`: interspersed with wails of despair and things being thrown at walls
(trilema) nubbins`: currently she is screaming "GERRRAHHHHHHHHHHHH" to her empty apartment
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: she's a beast
(trilema) nubbins`: pankkake: what is the mystery drug called? (?)
(trilema) nubbins`: dub: i just press my ear to the wall if i want psychotic hookers
(trilema) nubbins`: party time
(trilema) nubbins`: they awarded us 100% of what we asked for!
(trilema) nubbins`: so i received a judgment in the mail today, regarding the claim we filed against our previous tenants
(trilema) nubbins`: i bet the WSJ is calling him right now
(trilema) nubbins`: lelelel
(trilema) nubbins`: he harbours that fucking stogie pretty well
(trilema) nubbins`: that's up there with Destiny Fardy-Butt
(trilema) nubbins`: lel
(trilema) nubbins`: a+, would nominate
(trilema) nubbins`: people called her a hooker!
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: well, look at jesus' wife
(trilema) nubbins`: usagi is the new judas
(trilema) nubbins`: we are all usagi
(trilema) nubbins`: does he at least have a girlfriend who is a boat captain or something?
(trilema) nubbins`: smi*
(trilema) nubbins`: his kids brokered for mpex? jesus
(trilema) nubbins`: wasn't smidge traded on havelock for like a day and a half or something?
(trilema) nubbins`: LEL
(trilema) nubbins`: i've got a bunch that i won't be roasting any time soon
(trilema) nubbins`: i wonder would people buy green coffee beans with btc?
(trilema) nubbins`: do not have epilepsy
(trilema) nubbins`: do not click if you have epilepsy
(trilema) nubbins`: amazing cat
(trilema) nubbins`: ^^^ ipo that
(trilema) nubbins`: http://25.media.tumblr.com/3191541bb5c4862c10d9b705ad6b0bf7/tumblr_mqajegAvOJ1rypweio1_500.gif
(trilema) nubbins`: you should ipo that
(trilema) nubbins`: profit!
(trilema) nubbins`: so you need to weigh that as well
(trilema) nubbins`: plus i'm totally making this all up
(trilema) nubbins`: see, that's the thing, you can't
(trilema) nubbins`: your method sounds easier ;p
(trilema) nubbins`: ah, i used ODEs, complicated as fuck
(trilema) nubbins`: i developed an algorithm to predict the next 12 difficulty increases last november, and it's been correct within 2% for the past five months
(trilema) nubbins`: http://blockchain.info/tx/db3ed0a71adb085df9ef190c20a4fcf36ef8988bff86eeeccd7ed6328aa3381a
(trilema) nubbins`: these comments are about the same caliber as youtube comments
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah
(trilema) nubbins`: i guess they're still transferring coin from sr -> fbi
(trilema) nubbins`: nevermind
(trilema) nubbins`: lel
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, sorry, that note is attached to the previous tx (0.00012 BTC)
(trilema) nubbins`: Public Note: Eu sou do Brasil... Eu quero expressar minha opinião sobre a drogas... o governo prende quem vende drogas só por causa que não da lucro para o governo... então acaba com com o cigarro com as bebidas alcoólicas...
(trilema) nubbins`: http://blockchain.info/tx/c99eab8a071d91ce60de038c0d6bff8a51d9f566ef977edc91f6bcf091b7c06f
(trilema) nubbins`: WHOA
(trilema) nubbins`: any other way than with the "combination"
(trilema) nubbins`: i give it a week before the coins vanish
(trilema) nubbins`: no hope of forcing it open!
(trilema) nubbins`: i think it's the edge where those two alternate planes of reality meet
(trilema) nubbins`: apparently
(trilema) nubbins`: tat, lsd sugar cubes
(trilema) nubbins`: kakobrekla: read that, heavy lels
(trilema) nubbins`: lel
(trilema) nubbins`: "warmists"
(trilema) nubbins`: it's not like it matters
(trilema) nubbins`: why don't they just raise it to infinity
(trilema) nubbins`: i dont get this debt ceiling thing
(trilema) nubbins`: but the joke will be on you!
(trilema) nubbins`: "oh, that's only three blocks away"
(trilema) nubbins`: im gonna start using blocks as a measure of distance
(trilema) nubbins`: bummer
(trilema) nubbins`: gimme a couple minutes
(trilema) nubbins`: im actually gonna upload the pictures i took after they "moved out"