Show Idle (> d.) Chans
← | Results 37751 ... 38000 found in trilema for 'f:ben' | →
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: ty asciilifeform
ben_vulpes: <ThickAsThieves> i'm like, you now i'll have to pay taxes on those too right? << dude stop letting the wimmins make important decisions like dietary and financial structuring
ben_vulpes: * xmj would love to work for Bitcoin, btw << wtf last time i offered to cut you checks in btc you were all "nah lets fuck around with retarded int'l payment processors"
ben_vulpes: geny?
ben_vulpes: nubbins`: you're not charging enough to make yourself happy to do it?
ben_vulpes: i love how the the yellow is totally gratuitous
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: co-tenants in this space gave me this shirt today http://i.imgur.com/gcI32D9.jpg
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: it's the pesky client documents
ben_vulpes: of COURSE i keep all of my company's documents in source control
ben_vulpes: there isn't enough time in the world to teach the lawyers scm
ben_vulpes: xmj: have you ever actually hammered out contracts with client legal teams?
ben_vulpes: dafuq are you getting paid for?
ben_vulpes: missing highlighting of like 4 other changed areas
ben_vulpes: diff comes back with one section highlit
ben_vulpes: "please send me a diff of this amended SOW against the previous one"
ben_vulpes: damn lawyers
ben_vulpes: i want a portable compute object that plugs into the work station, home station, robot-grocery-carrying-thing
ben_vulpes: tamagotchi?
ben_vulpes: barely
ben_vulpes remembers when macos skinning was a thing
ben_vulpes: bah nm
ben_vulpes: just look at how dissimilar those under measure are from me
ben_vulpes: when's this ether dump?
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: "go to san jose" << har dee har har
ben_vulpes: grains?
ben_vulpes: they know we're saying the same thing.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: that's the point of using "poorly engineered"
ben_vulpes: yeah but only when the contractors arent around
ben_vulpes: to pique irk and troll
ben_vulpes: frequently with a...pregnant pause.
ben_vulpes: so to pique them we now say "poorly engineered"
ben_vulpes: assert*
ben_vulpes: the office brides have asserted that "retarded" is not okay
ben_vulpes: subject of women
ben_vulpes: what is this reference mircea_popescu ?
ben_vulpes: <ThickAsThieves> we're waiting to take off and they are milking me? << lol you should hear lady v on the topic
ben_vulpes: BSDank
ben_vulpes: "shit he's in" << what shit is this? bed with the USG?
ben_vulpes: and a worse programmer than i
ben_vulpes: no he's a moronic kid
ben_vulpes: three hundred dollar coins by the end of summer?
ben_vulpes: ah that's awesome
ben_vulpes: *months* of uptime and then what is this?
ben_vulpes: fuck. you. freenode.
ben_vulpes: alive and kicking
ben_vulpes: to the matlab, engineers!
ben_vulpes: lolya where's my motoman plc badge!?
ben_vulpes: that's pretty funny.
ben_vulpes: docker: css 4.4%
ben_vulpes: no, no.
ben_vulpes: shorthand for "lots of things happening into which i have no insight"
ben_vulpes: dat black magic
ben_vulpes: now show me the one that builds 0.6 :D
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: using EBS for multi-host blockchain is pretty neat
ben_vulpes: kdomanski: come again? i'm not familiar with this notion of "almost shipping"
ben_vulpes: ya i saw that and was all "goddamnit why didn't i"
ben_vulpes: dorp.
ben_vulpes: ;;calc 2*256
ben_vulpes: ;;calc 780/5
ben_vulpes: why not just 99.99/hr, kid?
ben_vulpes: ;;calc 780/8
ben_vulpes: i miss you, princessnell
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller i did a pile of bare metal automation for them once upon a time
ben_vulpes: what the fuck is with outlook users and blue email text?
ben_vulpes: hunyadi?
ben_vulpes: im mostly interested in the shell + external coating integrity
ben_vulpes: "hey guys i turned this software on, can one of you test it for me"
ben_vulpes: lol @ real-time p2pool testing
ben_vulpes: jdanks: do you wash your eggs?
ben_vulpes: dafuq's up with freenode
ben_vulpes: finishing school but same diff
ben_vulpes: i'm going to do all sorts of stupid shit when i have a labor surplus.
ben_vulpes: typical labor surplus behavior
ben_vulpes: food processor's retarded, but do you use a mandolin, chetty?
ben_vulpes: irc tho...
ben_vulpes: out on the line i heard the same routine: "i can muscle these castings onto the fixture faster than any robot!""
ben_vulpes: both in the kitchen and on the line.
ben_vulpes: i'm no expert, i just know what i've seen.
ben_vulpes: a meal certainly
ben_vulpes: sheesh chetty this is frosh grade "lean" engineering :P
ben_vulpes: amortize setup across multiple runs
ben_vulpes: garlic and the onions and the carrots and...
ben_vulpes: engineer automates a thing, does not get those hours back but instead firm can now build things faster and charge less than the competition for better quality work.
ben_vulpes: <chetty> hmm humans live longer, we have all these modern things to reduce work and yet we dont have time. I admit that one confounds me. << girl gets a food processor, but prep time saved in mincing garlic does not make meals faster, but grander meals.
ben_vulpes: i have better things to do
ben_vulpes: buenos dias cryptoleros
ben_vulpes: not really
ben_vulpes: which, as others have said, "i don't care about how many characters per minute my programmers can type, but whether they type the *right* characters"
ben_vulpes: i think ithat i broke 140
ben_vulpes: when i was 14 i talked my cs teacher into letting me use the first chapter of text from cryptonomicon as my wpm benchmark
ben_vulpes: and builds are shipped around as tarballs
ben_vulpes: i heard a rumor that nginx has 0% test coverage
ben_vulpes: those russians
ben_vulpes: ragel is bees knees
ben_vulpes: first, you must state machine.
ben_vulpes: ("which")
ben_vulpes: not "which" python
ben_vulpes: static types, adequately lispy
ben_vulpes: apache or nginx?
ben_vulpes: the go situation doesn't even have a production ready wallet
ben_vulpes: you want complicated stupid broken and fucked up beyond all reason? come hang with the asseteers
ben_vulpes: http ain't so hard
ben_vulpes: "THIS IS NOT A WEB SERVER PLEAZE FOAR TO HIDE BEHIND APACHE OAR NGINX PROXY PASS"
ben_vulpes: what else is one to do when the application layer server authors say retarded shit like
ben_vulpes: ape cheese
ben_vulpes: uh apche's fine
ben_vulpes: and production with nginx/apache | gunicorn/uwsgi | piecrap
ben_vulpes: i want to close the gap between traditional django dev with the mangy pie runderper
ben_vulpes: <xmj> ...and django, and uwsgi, and $crap << hey have you ever done anything with uwsgi or gunicorn as a dev server?
ben_vulpes: now i reek of latex
ben_vulpes: condoms
ben_vulpes: clever boy u
ben_vulpes: ho ho ho
ben_vulpes: restorative
ben_vulpes: awwww missed le popescu@
ben_vulpes: just woke up from the post bang nap
ben_vulpes: evening gang
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust Azelphur
ben_vulpes: cept bitcoin
ben_vulpes: teh jooz run everything
ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> What, like JewGolf? << dear sir please assplain yourself
ben_vulpes: ;;ud jewgolf
ben_vulpes: although i never had the oportunity to discover what a "true" or "honest" cycle might look like, i just beat it until it submitted to what i wanted from my life
ben_vulpes: hey i'm shoehorning my own cycle into the american business routine too asciilifeform
ben_vulpes: noctunrnes exluded
ben_vulpes: sun goes down, mammals nap
ben_vulpes: sun comes up, mammals wake
ben_vulpes: this natural schedule bs is bs
ben_vulpes: i had misunderstood
ben_vulpes: contract negotiation is where everything starts.
ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> bell is used by other people to ruin your sleep. in exchange for food & housing. << f/h can be had without signing that contract. contract that includes "bells" should carry a markup adequate to compensate for the interruption of critical bio processes
ben_vulpes: scusi?
ben_vulpes: "can" is not "does"
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: "isn't it great?"
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo, asciilifeform: walking does not take one to the edge of the performance envelope.
ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> ben_vulpes: exercise and regularity of schedule << exercise, easy; regularity of schedule is a dream to me, on account of my profession.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: "easy", but do you?
ben_vulpes: ah, i was only privy to the botnet inspector gig and NSA.
ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> ben_vulpes: The video wiggles only because the world does << yeah, but have you seen the de-wiggler in action?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: re schedule: what aspect of your professional work demands irregular hours?
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: that video needs to be run through the google dewigglifier
ben_vulpes: weird.
ben_vulpes: 403 forbidden?
ben_vulpes: strip the text out, hard wrap it at 80 chars, gpg sign it
ben_vulpes: HeySteve: i mean i bought mine, and gpg sign it.
ben_vulpes: twould be grand if life could go on without condoms
ben_vulpes: i too support more sex disease research
ben_vulpes: fascinating!
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: it's been years and i was never any good :P
ben_vulpes: bingoboingo's had much success running games over irc and webgames...
ben_vulpes: ;;seen truffles
ben_vulpes: ho shit
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: re 9000%: factors for me are exercise and regularity of schedule
ben_vulpes: call me a poorfag, but i don't get the risk.
ben_vulpes: betting with btc
ben_vulpes: ye boyeee
ben_vulpes: betting against diff
ben_vulpes: moar features.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: needs more time than i can give it.
ben_vulpes: ios watch: bubble season conspicuous consumption play?
ben_vulpes: so busy i couldn't put enough time into van to make it work
ben_vulpes: and yourself xmj?
ben_vulpes: too busy for my own good
ben_vulpes: yessss?
ben_vulpes: $proxies
ben_vulpes: mod6: what's vol?
ben_vulpes: ;;isitdown tumblr.com
ben_vulpes: <kakobrekla> to prospective advertisers/spammers, one can no longer buy van ad on bitbet. we are back to classic rotator. << toll the bell
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: what inspired the comment in the first place?
ben_vulpes: ;;seen mike_c
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> incidentally, it is shocking, outrageous but also very amusing to see just how copy-pasted the final days us is from the peak of romania. it's almost as if instead of the romanian idiots copying teh superior us businessmen, the reverse happened. << i'd love to hear more about this
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: tatinportland: ping
ben_vulpes: le ultra expensive american cab
ben_vulpes: tat im inbound to the victory
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell thickasthieves holla
ben_vulpes: such precision
ben_vulpes: disks for btc
ben_vulpes: shartups
ben_vulpes: the confirmations from outside -assets are neat too
ben_vulpes: capital flows by
ben_vulpes: i'm just a turbine in the breeze
ben_vulpes: > charities, yeah, and we all know how they allocate capital.
ben_vulpes: and on the flipside, i'm talking another client out of his mobile things.
ben_vulpes: where even the poverty stricken have 3 inches of pixels on which to advertise...
ben_vulpes: mind you though this whole thing only makes sense in the insanitorum
ben_vulpes: plus the odd revenue stream can come out of a piece of software like that: user data, better advertising opportunities...
ben_vulpes: not the worst deployment of capital in the world. they're not chasing lotto returns or anything.
ben_vulpes: say a stadium would rather commission a mobile thinger than print oodles of shiny paper for every game
ben_vulpes: well a practical example
ben_vulpes: but hey on the previous topic while all the cheap, easily accessed hydrocarbons have been extracted from the app store stuff, some of us are derping around in the service of large piles of capital, sinking wells here and there.
ben_vulpes: who even fractions any more
ben_vulpes: "crapshoot", i think is the term.
ben_vulpes: some lotto winners may disagree, but...
ben_vulpes: days of apps as money makers is kinda gone at this point gernika
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: total bet's the same
ben_vulpes: but user uploads is higher priority
ben_vulpes: i actually want to rip the png stuff out right this instant
ben_vulpes: no plans to, no.
ben_vulpes: a max size constraint will also be a good idea
ben_vulpes: yeah i can disallow animations.
ben_vulpes: and oh the cross browser horrors that implies
ben_vulpes: although jurov if i use svg that implies animations too
ben_vulpes: ^^ race conditions?
ben_vulpes: but that's going to have to wait for after the image stuff gets wired in.
ben_vulpes: account page will now show ads that advertisers have created, and allow them to run those ads on a specific venue. ad size will have to match venue size.
ben_vulpes: let me bounce this off you and see what you think
ben_vulpes: svg's a pretty good idea.
ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> "Easy to handle" compared to what? Cocaine-soaked cobras? << "crater bait"
ben_vulpes: 2 weeks, etc
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: been working on image uploads this weekend, should be live soon
ben_vulpes: my mind is reeling with permutations
ben_vulpes: oh god form validation
ben_vulpes: good drugs, eh?
ben_vulpes: sleeping bag looks like a chrysalis standing in as a smiley face, the eyes for which are the flowers
ben_vulpes: let the permanent record permanently reflect that i permanently have no btc though despite all my best efforts to the contrary
ben_vulpes: nubbins` actually inspired me on the topic, although he still does the numismatic thing
ben_vulpes: and not personally. i don't do this crazy asset dance - i just build shit and acquire btc.
ben_vulpes: (you can tab-complete my name to ping me, btw TheNewDeal)
← | →
Random(trilema) | Download hourly DB snapshot | Get Source Code