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(trilema) ben_vulpes: i look away for what - a day, two? and you people only rack up 500 lines?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what is this weak logsauce
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the downside to an unlimited buy wall as a consulting shop is the imperative to eat through as much of it as possible in the time allotted
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mats_cd03: it's too cold and wet around here for anything approaching a bacchanal
(trilema) ben_vulpes: phil doesn't quite get the notion of a maxmum, i warrant.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "I would like to inform anybody involved in this kinda thing, that there's a maximum penalty of $100,000, one-year in jail, or both," Phil Bradford, an FCC spokesman, told a reporter the following day.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: adlai are you getting nerdsniped by scamchains again?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: good evening, Vexual
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (busted crock aside, the coq au vin is coming along nicely)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform, mod6: ^^
(trilema) ben_vulpes: turdmeisters: what am i to do with tests? bitcoin 0.8+ has them in qa/rpc-tests
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lol crock ain't a 1btc affair
(trilema) ben_vulpes: private performances *only*.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: private performances etc.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that chapter's more or less closed.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i was there for the cane
(trilema) ben_vulpes: she was there for credits
(trilema) ben_vulpes: no wait that's wrong
(trilema) ben_vulpes: same reason as i; to practice writing under someone with a cane
(trilema) ben_vulpes: she comes to pdx to study some kind of "installation art" at the local bezzletron art school
(trilema) ben_vulpes: more years pass
(trilema) ben_vulpes: we meet in a nonfiction writing class
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <ben_vulpes> blah blah blah, years pass
(trilema) ben_vulpes: transportation.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: not my field, so i can't really speak to any of it.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: won some local competitions
(trilema) ben_vulpes: girl's transpo and food and lodging was paid for by places
(trilema) ben_vulpes: although how many beds were actually "paid" for is anyone's guess
(trilema) ben_vulpes: food and bed paid for
(trilema) ben_vulpes: blah blah blah, years pass
(trilema) ben_vulpes: then toured the states as a slam poet
(trilema) ben_vulpes: immediately after hs she ran the kids program at an art museum
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh it goes fair deep
(trilema) ben_vulpes: which to be fair to the poor art student, is a subtlety of the practice.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: one bespeaks a fundamental failure to understand the mechanisms at play, the other a poor grasp of thermal inertia and the concept of localized heat stresses.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: whereas the "hot oil in cold dish" is more along the lines of sudo rm -rf /
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'd liken this one to an iptables fuckup
(trilema) ben_vulpes: or perhaps more accurately, another edge case has been brought to light.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and yes they've been taught.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the worlds edge cases are numerous.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the problem was not actually that a non-rated object went on the burner, but that sweet love put a chicken leg into the hot oil and the local stresses exceeded the crystal's bond strength.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and also a lesson in geometric heat distribution.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: this provided an excellent opportunity to shop this image around to everyone i know 'cause "lol thanks babe we all had a good laugh at that one"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: my fancy cooking equipment.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and i divested myself of all the like years ago.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: none of that is available.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: this is the united states of america.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lol come now
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yes, it does.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lady love darling sweet BRILLIANT woman put this VERY THICK and also UNRATED CERAMIC object onto a no-limit resistive heater.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: low-temp resistance heater is the story there
(trilema) ben_vulpes: crock pots are not rated for either oven or flame usage.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh so let's delve for aoment
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what do you mean by 'flame rated'?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: hold fast there was photographic evidence
(trilema) ben_vulpes: we'll sup on your good wishes.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: in other news, the girl blew up the crockpot and lit the stove on fire today
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'll start the transfer process in earnest after the next round of food riots.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: wistful, misses home-that-would-be
(trilema) ben_vulpes is so excited
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i picked up a cheap argentime malbec import
(trilema) ben_vulpes: how many dollars is a quarter of a bitcoin?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <mats_cd03> the food i consume has nutrition, and calories, and it sates the appetite. so far, my life expectancy has not changed in any way. << how wouldja know?
(trilema) ben_vulpes stands corrected.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: thou art a fast reader indeed.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: adlai: anathem? single shitting?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: thickasthieves: "falling out"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and with that, good night.
(trilema) ben_vulpes wonders if anyone's running on the 0.5.3 testnet
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ah wait he's not even around
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i've only ever seen the programmable stuff.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh lol you said "prove" in the context of software around asciilifeform
(trilema) ben_vulpes: keeps the immune system from attacking itself.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: rolling in mud is good for everyone.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <mats_cd03> mircea_popescu: i retched << wuss
(trilema) ben_vulpes: checks, ideally.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: someone cutting check for dev services.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: anti-wikitarian
(trilema) ben_vulpes: not trustworthy.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <Luke-Jr> mircea_popescu: well, that's part of why the comment states upfront you'll just get banned first time if you screw with the order - I just noticed kakobrekla's name so decided it'd be better to talk to him here first instead :p << dig the power of the wot
(trilema) ben_vulpes: dev anarchy over there, i tell you.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that was nice.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i did get a sane guy on the phone today.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i actually want these guys to do well. they've apparently fallen into an infinite buy wall for what they do.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i mean i'm a novice for sure
(trilema) ben_vulpes: hahahahahahahahaha
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that's a rant.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that's not a quote.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: next time mebbe.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh well there's a "here's what you should do" section as well.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i swear half what i do is herd cats and the other half is tell clients what the fuck to do.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: client is shitting pants and needs giving a way out.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well, contract expires monday.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: whatchagonnado.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: c) retain us to do b) and also ship kickass native semantic apis on both platforms.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: b) retain us through the demo day, and let us work with your technical team to do the best we can (all we've ever promised) to make you look good for your next big relationship.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: a) let the contract terminate, accept our sw in its current state, shit your pants, blow your demo.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: here are your options:
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i understand that you've made commitments that your contract with us does not support.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i appreciate your flair for the dramatic but lol chilllllll frere.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and we're working with a rusted model-t.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: also asciilifeform you want this to move at f1 speed
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what no no don't say that
(trilema) ben_vulpes: undata: tail -f ~/.bitcoin/debug.log
(trilema) ben_vulpes: > 36983pankkake13luke-jr2014-10-20 18:03:571Technically competent
(trilema) ben_vulpes: as your robot attests to.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: this is an arduous process.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: test, collect data, cogitate.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what these software cultists do -- has no bearing.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: in the notion of testing with which I am familiar at least.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: testing answers specific questions.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what is "work"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: clearly impossible.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i know that i'm a barbarian but i'm more of a Sven than a Hulk.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what, am i to expect my test harness to sprout warts spontaneously?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: this *can* test behavior with ill-behaved nodes.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: harkens back to my work with robots at one point.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: not being cpp competent, a useful thing for me to do is write a bash btc harness that points bitcoinds at each other for mining, tx validation, broadcast, etc.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: this is actually a thing that i am working on.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nubbins`: what the fuck.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: kiddo to my right laughed at me when i started texting lady v - "how are you even going to -- whoaaaaa."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: t9 is a lost technology like lisp.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh i can tell
(trilema) ben_vulpes is desperate to see logs from that block, but must run own self.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and 252450 243.0712890625 KB ibid
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 252448 is 243.23046875 KB according to blockchain.info
(trilema) ben_vulpes: now this is an oddity
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nubbins`: needs endif on rear cover
(trilema) ben_vulpes: is not buildable on TOYOS
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i run litecoin (tee hee) in vm.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: toss toss
(trilema) ben_vulpes: my 0.5.3 is down because xcode is a resource hog
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ah - asciilifeform which block number?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and if unpatched - 0.5.3 will wedge at some large block.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that looks downright vaginal jurov
(trilema) ben_vulpes: dafuq am i going to do with bt
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it's got bluetooth lol
(trilema) ben_vulpes: android too these days.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i run an ios shop.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: guys quit trollin.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: hammering out texts without even looking at the keypad
(trilema) ben_vulpes: I STILL GOT IT BABY
(trilema) ben_vulpes: prepaid minutes
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ahhhh holy shit you guys i just bought a flipphone
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what the ever loving fuck is a press list and--nevermind.
(trilema) ben_vulpes misses working with robots
(trilema) ben_vulpes watches lispy robot video
(trilema) ben_vulpes is entirely unsurprised.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: code quality and performance is highly dependent on author, skills.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: note that asciilifeform says "my cl".
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: just getting rid of boost is going to entail that.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: b-b-b-b-bash buster!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: merging!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the religious ones in salem.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the gangsters live in vancouver
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lots of russians in the area.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: can't say as i recall, the impression was formed over the course of 3 raves in quarries in the depths of oregon forests over my sixteenth summer.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;later tell PeterL first, second, third, umpteenth will get done. arbitrary items from bottom of list by time not communicated to dev team?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "we understand that you want these things. we will work on them in the agreed upon and prioritized order. you authorize unlimited budget in hopes that we can get it all done."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: maybe the next time i actually laugh at a scope/timeline combination in a meeting and the potential client still falls all over themselves to sign our no deliverable, best effort contract my internal warning flags should go up
(trilema) ben_vulpes: client signed a no-deliverable, best effort contract with us and then made promises to their client executives.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lol popped one out and became intolerable?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that has a manifest you'll find useful.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: take a look at the first patch on therealbitcoin.org
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the -assets build is realnix only
(trilema) ben_vulpes: os x what now?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: have at, undata
(trilema) ben_vulpes: get outta heah!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;google trilema variety speak
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what about bdb lock config?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform wants valground turd and...what is this 'delete blkindex'?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: classic russian fatalism
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform issues challenge now.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: both starving big zone kulaks
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i - software services
(trilema) ben_vulpes: he - software as a service
(trilema) ben_vulpes: dark mirror images of each other in some aspects
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: share physical space, look at code as a...
(trilema) ben_vulpes: if i don't have a thing going on on saturday we could even go so far as to pair
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i halfway think the gpg signature turdatron blocking merges and discussion needs to be nuked and implemented by some eager beaver later
(trilema) ben_vulpes: undata: we're currently blocked on a mailing list thinger that may or may not see the light of day anytime soon
(trilema) ben_vulpes: preferrably, build.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: grab those patches, review, add sig if you want to put your ass on the line.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sweet. i can now custom index logs.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: hashtag asciilifeform patch collection october
(trilema) ben_vulpes: hashtag asciilifeform patch collection
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> why am i even telling this, go run it << sir you are a gift to the logs
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "just try a bunch of different numbers until you find one that works"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the notes on bdb lock size are hilarious
(trilema) ben_vulpes: source of breakage, also a mystery.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: why thread does not show the same as date and author is a mystery to me.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ripping usg crud out of the thing is a recipe to endanger any coins i'd have if i were not eating ramen so that the dog might eat
(trilema) ben_vulpes: glory? who cares for that.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: at least this time nobody's asking me what color my trabamborghini will be, or offering me worthless options.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: undata: yes i'm just so pleased to bite off this chunk of responsibility for no remuneration
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it's making a point.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: you'll note: not signed.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: verify for yourself.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: therealbitcoin.org/charter.html
(trilema) ben_vulpes: can't disappoint me.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i for one expect nothing.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: let's see how this collection plate goes, turdmeisters

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