(trilema) nubbins`: "OpenBSD: Only two remote holes in the default install, in a heck of a long time!"
(trilema) nubbins`: orly!
(trilema) nubbins`: i don't think it's called a stress ball if you sit on it
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;ticker
(trilema) nubbins`: Sebastan: i'm not sure anyone pays
(trilema) nubbins`: maybe 14
(trilema) nubbins`: i was i think 13 when i discovered irc
(trilema) nubbins`: he's actually wearing two hugo boss shirts
(trilema) nubbins`: isn't it?
(trilema) nubbins`: ah, lel. interesting time to be alive
(trilema) nubbins`: or went to space with their friends
(trilema) nubbins`: less than 4 hours ago
(trilema) nubbins`: if i buy a previously unpurchased share a year from now, am i entitled to past dividends?
(trilema) nubbins`: to the moon!
(trilema) nubbins`: should change the charts to show # of shares issued rather than price
(trilema) nubbins`: sure, but is that the same HSBC or is it regional companies?
(trilema) nubbins`: sure, i'm talking about AM now
(trilema) nubbins`: and i'm not talking like coca cola canada being listed on toronto stock exchange, i mean the exact same company
(trilema) nubbins`: that's at least a starting point for this question of market cap
(trilema) nubbins`: total noob question here, but are there any traditional assets that are traded simultaneously on, say, NYSE/LSE/TSE?
(trilema) nubbins`: AM is a poor example
(trilema) nubbins`: it's happened to me a few times today
(trilema) nubbins`: ah, heh
(trilema) nubbins`: still trying to figure out what triggers "123!"
(trilema) nubbins`: see: "geniune" windows
(trilema) nubbins`: people do it all the time
(trilema) nubbins`: mike_c: i guess they mean "this particular market" ;p
(trilema) nubbins`: pretty skeptical
(trilema) nubbins`: i am interested to see how this "50 new funds" thing works out for them
(trilema) nubbins`: is it tho
(trilema) nubbins`: and sold without checking numbers
(trilema) nubbins`: said "profit!"
(trilema) nubbins`: i dunno, i honestly think people just saw a "7" in the bid column
(trilema) nubbins`: 1.25 at 0.0005
(trilema) nubbins`: ~1.75mn shares i think
(trilema) nubbins`: i guess if the shiny doesn't double in value immediately, it's better to take a 90% loss?
(trilema) nubbins`: boggles
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah
(trilema) nubbins`: without even waiting a couple of hours?
(trilema) nubbins`: why the fuck would you buy something and then IMMEDIATELY sell it for 10% of its value?
(trilema) nubbins`: like
(trilema) nubbins`: mike_c: still not really sure if it's people legit selling or just not counting zeroes
(trilema) nubbins`: given the choice, i'm sure he'd rather have skipped the corsetry tho
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: at least shit was food at some point
(trilema) nubbins`: seriously, tar balls
(trilema) nubbins`: not even dogs are that stupid
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah
(trilema) nubbins`: plastic bags are moronically wasteful
(trilema) nubbins`: and a big sign at the end that says "why not use less plastic bags?"
(trilema) nubbins`: woods littered with teeny tiny bits of plastic
(trilema) nubbins`: there's a lovely section of the East Coast Trail that runs right past it
(trilema) nubbins`: they decided to build the dump at the edge of the ocean here
(trilema) nubbins`: depends on the region
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, fair enough
(trilema) nubbins`: but people just toss 'em into the bins at the dump anyway
(trilema) nubbins`: you "have to" pay $50 to throw an old television away
(trilema) nubbins`: have to != do
(trilema) nubbins`: people pay to dispose of computers?
(trilema) nubbins`: not srs
(trilema) nubbins`: WAIT YOU CAN CRACK WINZIP PASSWORDS?!!?!?
(trilema) nubbins`: pankkake: winzip ;)
(trilema) nubbins`: i wanted to post something on the forums and just signed up with the first word that popped into my head
(trilema) nubbins`: y'know, i didn't really intend for this to be my nick
(trilema) nubbins`: (snare x2, crash x1)
(trilema) nubbins`: why not just use the forums, amirite?
(trilema) nubbins`: pretty much broadcasting your idiocy to the world
(trilema) nubbins`: "hard luck, plz donate to 1TotallyDidntMakeStoryUp92837
(trilema) nubbins`: as a final gesture of anguish
(trilema) nubbins`: and thusly commit your body to the dump
(trilema) nubbins`: and then at the end you find a smashed hard drive covered in dog vomit
(trilema) nubbins`: every empty potato chip bag, every shitty diaper
(trilema) nubbins`: you'd literally have to sort through every piece of trash
(trilema) nubbins`: i mean, how would you ever find it anyway
(trilema) nubbins`: maybe he should rent an excavator like he is
(trilema) nubbins`: he's probably not allowed
(trilema) nubbins`: well, it's an active landfill
(trilema) nubbins`: and so on
(trilema) nubbins`: https://www.google.ca/search?q=the+answer+to+life%2C+the+universe+and+everything+*+the+loneliest+number
(trilema) nubbins`: actual lunar occurrence
(trilema) nubbins`: https://www.google.ca/search?q=once+in+a+blue+moon+*+number+of+horns+on+a+unicorn
(trilema) nubbins`: you can already do a crazy amount of stuff via google
(trilema) nubbins`: probably only a matter of time
(trilema) nubbins`: "i'll just give you some privacy, mr keefe"
(trilema) nubbins`: srsly, special privacy rooms and shit
(trilema) nubbins`: can i just say that i had no idea how much having a safety deposit box makes you feel like a baller?
(trilema) nubbins`: like a landlord from a dickens novel
(trilema) nubbins`: where's that burberry baseball cap...
(trilema) nubbins`: scumbag asset manager
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, there was a spell there
(trilema) nubbins`: math, important
(trilema) nubbins`: you can almost hear the screams of anguish
(trilema) nubbins`: YES
(trilema) nubbins`: my sides
(trilema) nubbins`: seriously, the first trade was at 5% of ipo price
(trilema) nubbins`: turns out leading zeroes ARE significant if they're on the right-hand side of the decimal
(trilema) nubbins`: people not counting their zeroes
(trilema) nubbins`: there appears to be a large amount of fail happening with HIF
(trilema) nubbins`: opening trade: 2013-11-27 12:06:312000฿0.00002500฿0.0500
(trilema) nubbins`: forgot about that
(trilema) nubbins`: oh my!
(trilema) nubbins`: like the original ghostbusters vs the real ghostbusters
(trilema) nubbins`: grow up and listen to it
(trilema) nubbins`: full album, not acapella, w/e
(trilema) nubbins`: hm, yeah, that's possible too
(trilema) nubbins`: hm. would love to find some talking heads vocal tracks
(trilema) nubbins`: the bohemian rhapsody one, you could hear a few piano parts where they happened to be around the same freqs as his voice
(trilema) nubbins`: occasionally you'll find one that's just the naked vocal track from the mixing board, but those are pretty rare
(trilema) nubbins`: you can hear the backing tracks in a lot of these, very faintly
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: not sure why lemmy isn't dead yet
(trilema) nubbins`: there's a ton of these acapella videos on youtube, some of them are pretty funny
(trilema) nubbins`: addresses with btc in them?
(trilema) nubbins`: the only similarity is the "fuck you" at the end ;D
(trilema) nubbins`: inorite?
(trilema) nubbins`: i made it through BOTH SIDES of the tape before deciding that this was in fact the case
(trilema) nubbins`: y'know, the first time i bought a Queen cassette, the fucking thing was spooled backwards
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ lel
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, click that video
(trilema) nubbins`: no doubt
(trilema) nubbins`: lel
(trilema) nubbins`: some set of teeth on him
(trilema) nubbins`: this one is pretty sick too:
(trilema) nubbins`: pretty lelly when the headbanging part comes up and it's just silence for like a minute
(trilema) nubbins`: fucking amazing
(trilema) nubbins`: right? people don't sing like this
(trilema) nubbins`: awesome
(trilema) nubbins`: fuckit, i'm posting this here too
(trilema) nubbins`: never watched it, probably won't
(trilema) nubbins`: well, few things feel as good as taking a shit
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ that shit's on tv there
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: is that like, yellow buttplug if you want things to change direction and red buttplug to stop scene immediately?
(trilema) nubbins`: ThickAsThieves: no tax
(trilema) nubbins`: trying to figure out how to get apache to play nice with MPI
(trilema) nubbins`: seriously, there must be a guy out there somewhere with a beowulf cluster of raspis
(trilema) nubbins`: lelelelelelelel
(trilema) nubbins`: "raspi is cheap, let's get a bunch of those and install apache"
(trilema) nubbins`: no point for me to lie, most people here probably already think i ate too many paint chips as a child
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ at least that stops you from getting fucked in the ass
(trilema) nubbins`: works wonderfully for some values of "road"
(trilema) nubbins`: what's he selling again? ;p
(trilema) nubbins`: that's a polite, lucid response
(trilema) nubbins`: was gonna say
(trilema) nubbins`: aha
(trilema) nubbins`: your doom and gloom has no place here!
(trilema) nubbins`: trampled, pff
(trilema) nubbins`: no, you're 18, you can't
(trilema) nubbins`: "i can do everything!"
(trilema) nubbins`: where are the grown-ups?
(trilema) nubbins`: like
(trilema) nubbins`: why does almost everything in the sphere of btc reek of a complete lack of planning?
(trilema) nubbins`: no idea really
(trilema) nubbins`: dick ass cunt
(trilema) nubbins`: and even casually mentioning you own some btc is generally construed as meaning you've got a bunch of money
(trilema) nubbins`: generally bragging about how much money you have is boorish
(trilema) nubbins`: tat, yes
(trilema) nubbins`: haha, what a fucking asshole
(trilema) nubbins`: ATH: infinity
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: forced buyback was what, 35?
(trilema) nubbins`: on a somewhat related note, anyone else think voorhees looks like Gob from Arrested Development?
(trilema) nubbins`: god damn, i love wheat beer.
(trilema) nubbins`: was he old enough to vote at that point, i wonder?
(trilema) nubbins`: wonder what the average market value of s.dice was
(trilema) nubbins`: or those who don't want wet floors
(trilema) nubbins`: so the water still went everywhere
(trilema) nubbins`: and even this one didn't have a shower curtain
(trilema) nubbins`: ThickAsThieves: i was in ONE house in korea that had an actual tub
(trilema) nubbins`: otherwise your socks get wet every time you take a piss
(trilema) nubbins`: great, but you need sandals for the bathroom
(trilema) nubbins`: note showerhead on wall
(trilema) nubbins`: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FTVdBruEU98/TFxFKAbHaTI/AAAAAAAAADs/hqWgRn8-Oi0/s1600/P1030654.JPG
(trilema) nubbins`: korean bathrooms are like this
(trilema) nubbins`: in some countries, they do
(trilema) nubbins`: apparently there was a bad batch of copper put out about 20 years ago, and it's all starting to fail
(trilema) nubbins`: yep
(trilema) nubbins`: i had a gallon a minute coming down through the ceiling
(trilema) nubbins`: nice
(trilema) nubbins`: but this house is OLD. all the wiring is external, even
(trilema) nubbins`: wet times
(trilema) nubbins`: had to cut a flowing pipe and fit a valve onto it
(trilema) nubbins`: shutoff valve wouldn't fully close, and the city couldn't find the curb stop
(trilema) nubbins`: had a pipe burst a few months ago
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, ours is in a good location, but really old and starting to fall apart
(trilema) nubbins`: 5/1.5 is almost too big
(trilema) nubbins`: that's a nice size for a rental
(trilema) nubbins`: ours is a 5-bedroom, 1.5 bathroom
(trilema) nubbins`: what sort of size homes do you guys rent out?
(trilema) nubbins`: "but... that's less than the mortgage"
(trilema) nubbins`: i had this one idiot mgmt person try to tell me that the house would never rent for more than $800/mo
(trilema) nubbins`: ah, great
(trilema) nubbins`: which is a bit rich, i think
(trilema) nubbins`: lots of the ones here charge 1 month's rent per year in fees
(trilema) nubbins`: mgmt company is the way to go, depending on rates
(trilema) nubbins`: property values have skyrocketed here
(trilema) nubbins`: i'll probably sell one next year when the current lease is up
(trilema) nubbins`: hey, landlord club!
(trilema) nubbins`: current ones are great tho
(trilema) nubbins`: i've had brutal tenants
(trilema) nubbins`: and an asshole, but only when the situation calls for it
(trilema) nubbins`: i am also a landlord
(trilema) nubbins`: regardless of whether it's their shithead kids (or tenants) who made them that way
(trilema) nubbins`: well, they are
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: ThickAsThieves: most landlords are assholes
(trilema) nubbins`: well, name a person who owns more than two homes who isn't an asshole
(trilema) nubbins`: owning 3 houses puts you squarely into "asshole" territory
(trilema) nubbins`: can't buy a summer home
(trilema) nubbins`: felt great
(trilema) nubbins`: i peeled one a few weeks ago
(trilema) nubbins`: 10 btc is much more precious than it once was, even to people who got in early
(trilema) nubbins`: still pretty difficult
(trilema) nubbins`: regardless of the coin's worth
(trilema) nubbins`: the problem is finding buyers
(trilema) nubbins`: ThickAsThieves: well, who the fuck is gonna buy a coin for $10k?
(trilema) nubbins`: jcpham: can't really prove a negative like that
(trilema) nubbins`: this is not an insurmountable problem
(trilema) nubbins`: why don't i just say "hey guys, why not sign this document stating that peeling the stickers off these constitutes destruction"
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: for these coins, destruction is precisely defined as such
(trilema) nubbins`: i mean, this is their business
(trilema) nubbins`: although just guessing here
(trilema) nubbins`: i'd think that ANACS would have some sort of policy surrounding what happens when an employee destroys a submitted coin
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: seems risky for ANACS to just start peeling holograms on the off-chance that i won't sue them
(trilema) nubbins`: contract law!
(trilema) nubbins`: this isn't patent law
(trilema) nubbins`: what if the sun eats the earth?
(trilema) nubbins`: less than $60k