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(trilema) nubbins`: all for the low cost of having your house smell like a grease trap
(trilema) nubbins`: why not just throw out all your pants and start wearing pyjamas?
(trilema) nubbins`: deep fryers, jeez
(trilema) nubbins`: Mats_cd03, uncertainty and elation
(trilema) nubbins`: ah, this place is something else
(trilema) nubbins`: you could time the inflow to the outward thrust, to simulate knotting
(trilema) nubbins`: new blood in, mild overinflation, old blood out
(trilema) nubbins`: well i just mean like an airlock
(trilema) nubbins`: some sort of bloodlock system
(trilema) nubbins`: actually, a local actor is starring in the film remake of that .txt, alongside cuba gooding jr
(trilema) nubbins`: ooh good crossover joke
(trilema) nubbins`: in this province, yes
(trilema) nubbins`: we have aids here in canada too
(trilema) nubbins`: again, i kid ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: eternal erections would become gangrenous
(trilema) nubbins`: condoms, what's that, a euro thing?
(trilema) nubbins`: check this gem out:
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, for those of you who are aware of the "stoned ape" theory of evolution of consciousness
(trilema) nubbins`: Vexual, the hymens regrow
(trilema) nubbins`: BingoBoingo: me figuring it out or you figuring it out?
(trilema) nubbins`: i don't like people who haven't taken lsd ;p
(trilema) nubbins`: the more you wanna move here
(trilema) nubbins`: what of it?
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, there are plenty of virgins that have convinced themselves that sex is just a sticky wet mess
(trilema) nubbins`: dude knew what he was doing all along
(trilema) nubbins`: complete awareness
(trilema) nubbins`: you give some schmo lsd and he's just as likely to achieve complete awareness
(trilema) nubbins`: either way
(trilema) nubbins`: deleterious delirium
(trilema) nubbins`: bingo, i'm not up on my batman villains
(trilema) nubbins`: i was gonna let the spelling slide
(trilema) nubbins`: herbijudlestoids, one's as good as the other
(trilema) nubbins`: try atropine or scopolamine type stuff
(trilema) nubbins`: you want a psychosis inducer, lsd is a poor choice
(trilema) nubbins`: fuck this, i've got work to do!
(trilema) nubbins`: -aQ i guess
(trilema) nubbins`: -AQ for short
(trilema) nubbins`: "-assets quarterly"
(trilema) nubbins`: could even make it a periodical
(trilema) nubbins`: heh, i like that
(trilema) nubbins`: i can't be fucked to draw 50 ascii porn shots tho
(trilema) nubbins`: that might actually work
(trilema) nubbins`: gotta create by hand
(trilema) nubbins`: it kind of lost steam around the point that we realized there aren't any ASCII artists in here
(trilema) nubbins`: choice quotes accompanied by ASCII porn
(trilema) nubbins`: do you even read those logs? ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: "you guys are seirously stupid" should be on the cover of the -assets book
(trilema) nubbins`: sullen pouty sooky-bum complaining about all he witnesses yet adding nothing of value to anyone or anything
(trilema) nubbins`: if you're smart, i'm ok with being stupid
(trilema) nubbins`: it's almost like dimmy just runs the mouth without making any lucid points
(trilema) nubbins`: otherwise it'd be perfect
(trilema) nubbins`: too bad you can't make money on the internet
(trilema) nubbins`: nah then transport is the problem
(trilema) nubbins`: i think it always was
(trilema) nubbins`: no manufacturing
(trilema) nubbins`: it's cool tho if you just stay inside
(trilema) nubbins`: hmm yes that is true
(trilema) nubbins`: hell, there are hardly even any anglos or jews there!
(trilema) nubbins`: by dimmy's criteria, somalia is the promised land
(trilema) nubbins`: no OECD compliance
(trilema) nubbins`: no extradition to USA
(trilema) nubbins`: pLambert: loose financials, conservative values
(trilema) nubbins`: you can't even keep track of all the things you're mad at, can you?
(trilema) nubbins`: try to keep up
(trilema) nubbins`: wait, i thought it was at the top of your list?
(trilema) nubbins`: and all are smart
(trilema) nubbins`: as opposed to russia where everything is great
(trilema) nubbins`: he seems to be a wizard
(trilema) nubbins`: pankkake, +1 :(
(trilema) nubbins`: that was just for curiosity
(trilema) nubbins`: we covered all i needed to know already
(trilema) nubbins`: have to admit, i wonder where dimsler is from and what he looks like
(trilema) nubbins`: ann coulter lel
(trilema) nubbins`: "russia is great to live in"
(trilema) nubbins`: you'll fit right in
(trilema) nubbins`: there ya go
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, russia
(trilema) nubbins`: colombia sucks to live in
(trilema) nubbins`: it's like you're being willfully obtuse
(trilema) nubbins`: phun phact, ugly betty is the ruler of our fair land
(trilema) nubbins`: one with its own sovereign? ;p
(trilema) nubbins`: you can't breed Dimsler__
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: nod, would probably work
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, i thought you were here to babble nonsense
(trilema) nubbins`: bitcoin removes the need for usury anyway
(trilema) nubbins`: ThickAsThieves, she already has a job ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: i tell ya, it's the promised land
(trilema) nubbins`: and our cadbury chocolate is made from real jersey cow milk
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu, same thing in canada
(trilema) nubbins`: the back deck needs shovelling
(trilema) nubbins`: sounds great, can't pay ya tho
(trilema) nubbins`: but canada welcomes immigrants with open arms
(trilema) nubbins`: you may need to be sponsored by an employer to get settled, not sure of the ins and outs
(trilema) nubbins`: i've got a mexican roommate who just got her work visa a while ago
(trilema) nubbins`: nobody does
(trilema) nubbins`: ThickAsThieves: get a job and we'll let you stay here
(trilema) nubbins`: so where's your eden, Dimsler__ ?
(trilema) nubbins`: you can drive here from there
(trilema) nubbins`: easy as fuck
(trilema) nubbins`: too many destitute and crazy people
(trilema) nubbins`: does it have to be in america tho? that place sucks
(trilema) nubbins`: sounds nice so far
(trilema) nubbins`: you people are fucked
(trilema) nubbins`: this is all rich
(trilema) nubbins`: and i have like ZERO LAG
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ hahahahah
(trilema) nubbins`: "the dimsler"
(trilema) nubbins`: "the nigger"
(trilema) nubbins`: "the anglo-saxon"
(trilema) nubbins`: "even a bunch of bums who train one weekend a month couldn't keep an entire city under control"
(trilema) nubbins`: "even" the national guard, hey?
(trilema) nubbins`: imagine, 18% interest on a mortgage
(trilema) nubbins`: dad: "7.25% locked in for 35 years. a real bargain at the time, as rates soared to 18% at one point"
(trilema) nubbins`: me: "what was the interest rate on your mortgage?"
(trilema) nubbins`: south korea, for example
(trilema) nubbins`: happening some places
(trilema) nubbins`: the average joe works minimum wage
(trilema) nubbins`: the average joe is a bum
(trilema) nubbins`: happening right now with edmonton, calgary
(trilema) nubbins`: same with montreal
(trilema) nubbins`: same with vancouver
(trilema) nubbins`: same with ottawa
(trilema) nubbins`: then they all bled together
(trilema) nubbins`: toronto used to be what, five cities?
(trilema) nubbins`: amalgamation
(trilema) nubbins`: all a bit of a beat-off
(trilema) nubbins`: ThickAsThieves: i was reading an article the other day saying that rates here in canada will start rising this year or next
(trilema) nubbins`: i remember dr greg
(trilema) nubbins`: "that vendor was really friendly"
(trilema) nubbins`: i watched a friend overpay for an item by ~$45 in colombia because he mixed up "five" and "fifty"
(trilema) nubbins`: eyes narrow: "sorry, here's some more"
(trilema) nubbins`: eyes widen: "where's my change"
(trilema) nubbins`: pascale just referred to the part of the toilet where all the lid hinges are as "the choda"
(trilema) nubbins`: me: "because it's not bitcoin"
(trilema) nubbins`: friend, paying for an item with cash at the store: "why is this so easy?"
(trilema) nubbins`: i should try this soon
(trilema) nubbins`: pLambert: "manufactured happiness" :D
(trilema) nubbins`: "maybe if i take an extremely long rigid beam and swing it around my head, the far end will exceed the speed of light"
(trilema) nubbins`: "maybe this will work"
(trilema) nubbins`: toothy grins and claw hands
(trilema) nubbins`: i want like 30 girls surrounding a single cat
(trilema) nubbins`: but instead of me, pascale, and a cat
(trilema) nubbins`: i want to get a set of those stick-man family stickers for back windows
(trilema) nubbins`: funny story, our first hooters is opening up this year
(trilema) nubbins`: i've never seen one
(trilema) nubbins`: none because they can't afford one
(trilema) nubbins`: did they realize that 10 at a time was the least cost-effective method?
(trilema) nubbins`: (which, incidentally, is eco-unfriendly
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm surprised they didn't ask for bamboo tanks
(trilema) nubbins`: tat, fucking fake hippies
(trilema) nubbins`: "WHY ARE MY LETTERS ALL BIG"
(trilema) nubbins`: "HERE'S A 200PX LOGO THAT I WANT PRINTED EIGHT INCHES WIDE"
(trilema) nubbins`: "WE'LL GO WITH THE ECO FRIENDLY ONES"
(trilema) nubbins`: seriously, $6 for non-organic cotton and $15 for 6.25% organic
(trilema) nubbins`: but not a tank
(trilema) nubbins`: i can buy a 100% cotton tee
(trilema) nubbins`: regardless
(trilema) nubbins`: still shrinks 3-5%
(trilema) nubbins`: cotton's cotton, it's usually pre-shrunk anyway
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm not sure why
(trilema) nubbins`: punkman1: for some reason, you can't buy 100% organic cotton tank tops.
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, did i mention these are OVER DOUBLE THE COST, too?
(trilema) nubbins`: the rest is just regular cotton/poly
(trilema) nubbins`: 6.25% organic cotton and 6.25% recycled polyester
(trilema) nubbins`: seriously, i could sew a one-inch strip of organic cotton onto the bottom of a regular tank top for the same effect.
(trilema) nubbins`: and because most people, given the choice between BEING "eco-friendly" and APPEARING "eco-friendly", will choose the latter
(trilema) nubbins`: because she runs a yoga studio
(trilema) nubbins`: because organic
(trilema) nubbins`: wait, no, the rage is back
(trilema) nubbins`: "is this logo good enough quality?" 28kb png
(trilema) nubbins`: because organic
(trilema) nubbins`: than use non-organic tanks from the next province over
(trilema) nubbins`: who would rather fly 6.25% organic cotton tank tops in from the exact opposite end of the north american continent
(trilema) nubbins`: it even quelled my rage at this client we're dealing with
(trilema) nubbins`: my beautiful copy of the codex seraphinianus arrived today
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm happy too
(trilema) nubbins`: "whoops, the exchange rate changed slightly"
(trilema) nubbins`: well if he'd thought ahead, he would have bought a bit extra.
(trilema) nubbins`: wasn't an offer to share ;)
(trilema) nubbins`: if only you knew
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu, a kiss ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu, this is why people don't give
(trilema) nubbins`: i love my wife, doesn't mean i give her a nickel every time she does math wrong
(trilema) nubbins`: love != charity
(trilema) nubbins`: PiratByran: if you're asking for a handout, PFO
(trilema) nubbins`: chipug: because most people are lying about it
(trilema) nubbins`: PiratByran, many methods of buying bitcoins are convoluted
(trilema) nubbins`: ah, the pirate bureau
(trilema) nubbins`: sorry, habit
(trilema) nubbins`: your mother's pussy is a pit
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform, great story
(trilema) nubbins`: only those whose surnames begin with A through F may visit the zoo on sundays, etc
(trilema) nubbins`: most of the story was about attempts to legislate order back into society
(trilema) nubbins`: technically wasn't really math fiction tho
(trilema) nubbins`: e.g. everyone in manhattan decides to drive across the same bridge on the same evening, etc
(trilema) nubbins`: read this story once where the law of averages stopped working
(trilema) nubbins`: great stuff
(trilema) nubbins`: math fiction
(trilema) nubbins`: but how do you have disqussions?
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