(trilema) nubbins`: jurov: guns & ammo, condoms, etc
(trilema) nubbins`: speaking of gender, i just ordered a cis kit
(trilema) nubbins`: siamese twins, m/f?
(trilema) nubbins`: you sure that's not two people?
(trilema) nubbins`: first last first-last
(trilema) nubbins`: hmm, +1
(trilema) nubbins`: with the subtle distinction that pigeons shit through their pussies
(trilema) nubbins`: #bitcoin-polyglots
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;ud wizard
(trilema) nubbins`: hm, i wonder...
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform: herbi was borderline wizard
(trilema) nubbins`: those wizards ^
(trilema) nubbins`: just think of all the neckbeards and wizards i would've gotten to know
(trilema) nubbins`: not a bad trade
(trilema) nubbins`: and now i yammer on irc and wave my arms around a print shop
(trilema) nubbins`: which was, incidentally, vaporized instantly
(trilema) nubbins`: i managed to divert the beam of lethargy and focus it on my will to work an office job instead
(trilema) nubbins`: my cock was almost wasted by programming
(trilema) nubbins`: talking her through breakfast so she doesn't choke on it
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: now i'm drowned in the minutae of keeping a human being alive
(trilema) nubbins`: "let's add a search feature" etc
(trilema) nubbins`: he's a quasimodo-esque figure with a bum eye and a tattered cape
(trilema) nubbins`: "the feature creep"
(trilema) nubbins`: "runaway systematic complexity" << there's a dilbert character devoted to this
(trilema) nubbins` searches for a medal to pin on alf
(trilema) nubbins`: journarasts!!
(trilema) nubbins`: whatever the fuck
(trilema) nubbins`: samurai
(trilema) nubbins`: i keep getting ughlol and that ninja fella confused
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ brekkies
(trilema) nubbins`: wait, so doctor squishface lost 11% and is bragging that it outperformed?
(trilema) nubbins`: time to start cutting
(trilema) nubbins`: speaking of achievements: moose sausage, hashbrowns, eggs, sourdough toast for breakfast
(trilema) nubbins`: what, making fat stacks isn't an achievement? ;D
(trilema) nubbins`: buffet is just trolling
(trilema) nubbins`: gates is trying to soothe a guilty conscience
(trilema) nubbins`: that's just lip service tho
(trilema) nubbins`: chetty, +1
(trilema) nubbins`: everyone's a conservative until they go broke ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: everyone's a liberal until they get some money
(trilema) nubbins`: just wait 20 years
(trilema) nubbins`: chetty: well they're certainly not growing up at home
(trilema) nubbins` ponders this over coffee
(trilema) nubbins`: aren't we all?
(trilema) nubbins`: dr leering forehead really doesn't like you
(trilema) nubbins`: general-malaise.blogspot.com?
(trilema) nubbins`: (lotsa people, that's who)
(trilema) nubbins`: who would have thought that a complete lack of meaningful adversity would have produced generations of useless shitbags
(trilema) nubbins`: ah, the general malaise of western youth
(trilema) nubbins`: vs easy times
(trilema) nubbins`: tough times
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins` nods slowly
(trilema) nubbins`: wait, is this why wizards grow tits?
(trilema) nubbins` ponders this over coffee
(trilema) nubbins`: not that a white kid getting killed in fucking syria matters
(trilema) nubbins`: whoever wrote that has a point, even if badly expressed. they want to stop being an utterly useless shitbag and do something "that matters"
(trilema) nubbins`: "i'm tired of being a fighter. i want to manage my facebook reputation"
(trilema) nubbins`: he sure thinks he does
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;later tell duffer1 latest i heard is that there were unspecified production problems with the coins
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;later tell benkay i don't hate the look, i hate the fact that it's barely functional. ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: Mats_cd03: i'll make you a shirt if you pay for it (how many times have i said this on irc!)
(trilema) nubbins`: it's like a competition to see whose website can look the shittiest
(trilema) nubbins`: you guys
(trilema) nubbins`: groan
(trilema) nubbins`: you just need to build vestigial fly wingstubs into your model to account for turbulence
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/20sg7l/mp_was_approached_by_the_sec_about_bitcoin/cg6knxx
(trilema) nubbins`: are there any other OOP rags looking to make a comeback?
(trilema) nubbins`: heh.
(trilema) nubbins`: "I heard that Leah McGrath Goodman is writing an article that proves that "Mircea Popescu" is in fact Erik Voorhees."
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: tyvm!
(trilema) nubbins`: i thought that was just the name of a miles davis song D:
(trilema) nubbins`: i just asked google what time it is and it says "yesternow"
(trilema) nubbins`: created a time paradox
(trilema) nubbins`: sorry guise D;
(trilema) nubbins`: or am i just lucky :D
(trilema) nubbins`: do mods often change bet conditions after money has been sent in?
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/propositions/ vs http://bitbet.us/bet/791/s-mg-above-2x-par-on-october-1st-2015/ -- year changed from 2014 to 2015, what gives!
(trilema) nubbins`: but i don't want that bet
(trilema) nubbins`: the fuck?
(trilema) nubbins`: bet says 2015
(trilema) nubbins`: i said 2014
(trilema) nubbins`: that's actually not the bet i submitted
(trilema) nubbins`: uh, wait now
(trilema) nubbins`: free moniez
(trilema) nubbins`: house bet there too
(trilema) nubbins`: (maybe)
(trilema) nubbins`: bonus for me
(trilema) nubbins`: hm, "house bet"?
(trilema) nubbins`: there we go
(trilema) nubbins`: they should really note that somewhere on the page
(trilema) nubbins`: surely there's an article written on this, anyone got a title handy??
(trilema) nubbins`: [14:50:31] <Inkata> can anyone point me to a modern way to sign contracts? real-life contracts with crypto?
(trilema) nubbins`: figured i'd sweeten the pot a bit
(trilema) nubbins`: right-o
(trilema) nubbins`: maybe waiting for confirms
(trilema) nubbins`: ah, k
(trilema) nubbins`: i sent one along immediately after submitting the bet
(trilema) nubbins`: does it usually take a while for initial bets to appear?
(trilema) nubbins`: *me
(trilema) nubbins`: you owe be a beer
(trilema) nubbins`: guess
(trilema) nubbins`: gribble ;p
(trilema) nubbins`: man i've got this fuckin dorian stuck for days now
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: harsh portrait
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/britain-reveals-new-12-sided-pound-coin-1.2578747
(trilema) nubbins`: thestringpuller: sure, whatever works for you
(trilema) nubbins`: HEH.
(trilema) nubbins`: was gonna be a cross between the picture of you squinting in the desert and this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0e/Napoleon4.jpg
(trilema) nubbins`: there's sketches somewhere
(trilema) nubbins`: mp as napoleon ;0
(trilema) nubbins`: shame, it was gonna be pretty sick
(trilema) nubbins`: thestringpuller was commissioning a portrait of you for the conference, but he sat on his hands too long and it won't be ready
(trilema) nubbins`: can't recall
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: you ever get your mp-as-hitler portrait sorted after?
(trilema) nubbins`: "reader comments: now easier than ever to pass"
(trilema) nubbins`: heh.
(trilema) nubbins`: i find i digest information most easily when it's crammed into a fuckin one-inch column
(trilema) nubbins`: zerohedge sure does know how to make a comment thread easy to read
(trilema) nubbins`: streetza
(trilema) nubbins`: putting out a murder-for-hire does indeed break the rules
(trilema) nubbins`: well that reads like a badbet
(trilema) nubbins`: "19-03-2014PendingMark Karpeles, Mt. Gox CEO, to be Murdered or Imprisoned"
(trilema) nubbins`: too bad nobody bothers
(trilema) nubbins`: proofreading is important
(trilema) nubbins`: guess they forgot the "Neither"
(trilema) nubbins`: yep, that's poor wording
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: sure
(trilema) nubbins`: i don't want to have to be constantly checking it
(trilema) nubbins`: mike_c_z: specifically on october 1, yep
(trilema) nubbins`: don't want some schmo arguing about havelock PT
(trilema) nubbins`: "For this bet to resolve as YES, 30-day VWAP of S.MG must be above 0.0002 on MPEx on October 1, 2014." << thoughts? seem simple enough?
(trilema) nubbins`: man can no longer vote after speaking for 181 seconds
(trilema) nubbins`: wow
(trilema) nubbins`: does bitbet explicitly state that it uses UTC, or should a bet itself make note of this?
(trilema) nubbins`: wow, 6k btc volume today
(trilema) nubbins`: $vwap s.mg
(trilema) nubbins`: what's the usefulness of a backup you can't restore, etc
(trilema) nubbins`: it'd be prudent to try restoring these keys on another machine, as well
(trilema) nubbins`: gpg --export-secret-key -a "username" --output privatekey.asc
(trilema) nubbins`: try that
(trilema) nubbins`: gpg --export-secret-key -a "username"
(trilema) nubbins`: probably, but it's encrypted with your impossibly long, difficult to guess passphrase
(trilema) nubbins`: which you can then copy, paste into a text file on your encrypted whatever
(trilema) nubbins`: nod. no idea where it's stored right now, but export spits it out as plaintext
(trilema) nubbins`: you can export your private key pretty easily via command line
(trilema) nubbins`: my mother is a gypsy, you insensitive clod
(trilema) nubbins`: (with a shout-out to pynchon)
(trilema) nubbins`: mucho mas
(trilema) nubbins`: "well, the last 1,799 times i've tried to load motherless, it's been blocked... maybe today is the day"
(trilema) nubbins`: imagine
(trilema) nubbins`: "nearly 1,800 access denials"
(trilema) nubbins`: Shakespeare: HER
(trilema) nubbins`: dat inconsistent capitalization
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, and keep your keys safe ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: great. upload it to a keyserver, /msg gribble eregister heysteve <key id>, and you're off
(trilema) nubbins`: what is "wrong", anyway?
(trilema) nubbins` cackles
(trilema) nubbins`: i bet you think nikita is a girl's name, too
(trilema) nubbins`: so don't wait too long ;D
(trilema) nubbins`: it's one of those things that behooves you to get straightened away sooner rather than later
(trilema) nubbins`: *start
(trilema) nubbins`: HeySteve: /msg gribble help eregister is as good a place as any to stary
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ HEH
(trilema) nubbins`: and they say government grants are the only way to make a living in the arts.
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;rated anduck
(trilema) nubbins`: HeySteve: yep, you do
(trilema) nubbins`: (and rg)
(trilema) nubbins`: looks like a bunch of socks
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: scammorz
(trilema) nubbins`: HeySteve: well, if you don't have a WoT identity, ;;gettrust isn't going to do anything for you :)
(trilema) nubbins`: and i'm not rusted ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: you typed get rust
(trilema) nubbins`: you missed a T
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, that's who!
(trilema) nubbins`: i'd offer to escrow, but who am i, anyway? :D
(trilema) nubbins`: he's not on irc tho, forums only
(trilema) nubbins`: i've done maybe 10btc worth of deals and escrow with salty
(trilema) nubbins`: capital-E Escrow, even
(trilema) nubbins`: BingoBoingo again?!
(trilema) nubbins`: neil, good for you
(trilema) nubbins`: hmm
(trilema) nubbins`: trying to find a way to turn this warrant into something that generates money before it's cashed ;D
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: is there a max limit to how far out? i was thinking april 1 2015
(trilema) nubbins`: didn't want some bozo with a spare 20btc to just buy up and own the bet
(trilema) nubbins`: that could work
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: the low volume presents a dilemma tho
(trilema) nubbins`: sure
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm saying 2x par by <date>
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm trying to construct a reasonably sound bet on the price of s.mg, and i'm wondering if anyone has input on the conditions
(trilema) nubbins`: hmm
(trilema) nubbins`: some guy i've sold a bunch to
(trilema) nubbins`: nah
(trilema) nubbins`: huh, a guy from -otc has apparently been asked to appear on one of those pawn shop reality tv shows with his casascius coins
(trilema) nubbins`: $75 to get a thermometer stuck up Pinki's ass last week
(trilema) nubbins`: incidentally, yes
(trilema) nubbins`: if cats paid taxes, catnip would be illegal
(trilema) nubbins`: it makes the food healthier? ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: either way, imagine being the guy who discovered tomatoes are awesome
(trilema) nubbins`: i figured it was because it's from the nightshade family
(trilema) nubbins`: altho TBH people thought tomatoes were bad for people until what, the 1800s?
(trilema) nubbins`: there's mixed opinions on whether tomatoes are bad for cats
(trilema) nubbins`: onions are bad for cats
(trilema) nubbins`: totally valid question D;
(trilema) nubbins`: "why are smart people disinclined to put their lives and plans on hold for decades and hit a generational reset button?"
(trilema) nubbins`: donate sperm, no thanks
(trilema) nubbins`: lel
(trilema) nubbins`: because they know better
(trilema) nubbins`: too bad you only paid for the draft sketches :\
(trilema) nubbins`: !t h hif
(trilema) nubbins`: margaret laurence, too
(trilema) nubbins`: meh, read margaret atwood
(trilema) nubbins`: especially given that the answer to all three questions is "who cares"
(trilema) nubbins`: the whole "is pr fake? a woman? mp?" thing is pretty entertaining
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: besides, it's morning here
(trilema) nubbins`: easiest thing in the world
(trilema) nubbins`: indeed, none are worried :D
(trilema) nubbins`: onward through the fog...
(trilema) nubbins`: glad you haven't learned anything
(trilema) nubbins` yawns
(trilema) nubbins`: sorry if that offends, but c'est ça
(trilema) nubbins`: blackwhite_: if i've frustrated you enough to make you waste your own time rather than someone else's when you next have a question, i've done my job
(trilema) nubbins`: blackwhite_: here's a link, i'm seriously not being saucy: http://www.catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html
(trilema) nubbins`: or not shared, depending on the prior effort of the person asking
(trilema) nubbins`: you can't rob knowledge, it's only shared
(trilema) nubbins`: gr8 b8 m8
(trilema) nubbins`: because i've run several businesses m8
(trilema) nubbins`: i could just google "bulk deli meat <my area>" but figured i'd spend 10 minutes wasting the time of a bunch of strangers instead
(trilema) nubbins`: seriously guys where do i buy bulk deli meat?
(trilema) nubbins`: hence my comment about the sandwich shop
(trilema) nubbins`: then flap their gums at the people who tell 'em to do their homework