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(trilema) ben_vulpes: aok so the Order/Allow can probably be swapped for the 'modern' Require styles
(trilema) ben_vulpes has yet to put rubber to road on this, still researching
(trilema) ben_vulpes: huh danielpbarron mentioned to me that it writes the permalinks into .htaccess, this is not so?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: the .htaccess files included with/generated by mpwp include the `Allow` incantation, which is not a thing in apache 2.4; trilema purports to run on 2.4.16; can the Order/Allow incantations be replaced with the 2.4-style Require?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: experiments from the kitchen, im sure more variants with chocolate will appear as soon as i mention the idea
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (and it doesn't even have any chocolate...)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i have been seduced into liking sugary delights!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sounds tasty
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well they are a far cry from the mango gelato of mircea_popescu's haremfactory but goshdarn these alfajores are magical with coffee in the morning
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/EadTe/?raw=true << either star trek smoke and mirrors or the stuff of boyhood dreams (sabre anti freeze)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: black magic, i tell you. cold-fusion grade bezzle.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ah there it is
(trilema) ben_vulpes: why would the intake stream have to get that cold?
(trilema) ben_vulpes secretly holds out hope for ssto
(trilema) ben_vulpes: basic principle is to dump the heat from intake into the onboard lh2 supply, boil a bit off to turn the pumps, and then cut over to internal supplies once out of the atmosphere.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yeah, they did some really impressive work with fine pipe drawing for the intercooler, and some Black Fucking Magic to keep hell from freezing over
(trilema) ben_vulpes: buncha british poofs have a magical ambient-air-breathing-theoretically-up-to-mach-5 rocket engine system
(trilema) ben_vulpes: awww shit reaction engines limited bezzled boeing and rolls-royce into pouring another pile of bezzlars into the sabre engine
(trilema) ben_vulpes: .126s without dns
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but i see i see.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: you put those goalposts back
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: nginx can serve hanbots in .01s, not the .6 of apache
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i am still flabbergasted that it takes apache 2.7 seconds to render what nginx can do with the fpm pool in a tenth of a second.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: thank you so very very much.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ain't all about you sweetie
(trilema) ben_vulpes: hanbot must have some special sauce in her mp-wp
(trilema) ben_vulpes: narf narf narf
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but also not having .htaccess apparently sucks
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: 2.7 seconds suxxxxx
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ama nap, that sounds good right now
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i am unsure as to how serious you are being.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: omg where is the apache listen port configured asciilifeform
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trinque: yeah but i doubt you see it in a reasonable timeframe
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well it successfully redirects me to the index and the admin login page now when using a consumer browser; not that that's much of an indicator that things aren't deeply fucked within
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: as in actually trying to talk to itself over http?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: emplaced, but 2.4s and .0003 ttfb
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh fuckin gross
(trilema) ben_vulpes: per time curl -H 'Host: vantucky' -s -w "Connect: %{time_connect} TTFB: %{time_starttransfer} Total time: %{time_total} \n" localhost:800/phpinfo.php -o /dev/null
(trilema) ben_vulpes: .0003 ttfb in both cases
(trilema) ben_vulpes: try phpinfo.php and then index.php
(trilema) ben_vulpes: stick 161.0.121.247 vantucky into your /etc/hosts and curl it on port 800
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 2.7 to serve the index.php from my copy of mp-wp
(trilema) ben_vulpes: .07s to serve robots.txt, .011s to serve phpinfo, .011s to serve phpinfo with a db connection and query
(trilema) ben_vulpes: time curl -H 'Host: vantucky' localhost
(trilema) ben_vulpes: moreover i got the same behavior out of the php_fpm and proxy setup last night, but had trouble believing my eyes. now i've reproduced it with mod_php and am just as baffled.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i must actually be too thick to configure an mpwp lamp stack.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: okay now for the next wtf: phpinfo returns instantly, i can open a database connection from php and query for the number of tables, but when i use the mp-wp index.php shit slows to a 2.7 second crawl
(trilema) ben_vulpes: thanks mircea_popescu
(trilema) ben_vulpes: there are a few threading models in apache as i understand it, prefork, worker and event
(trilema) ben_vulpes entirely at sea with this
(trilema) ben_vulpes: dear #trilema is we is an apache prefork club for mod_php?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: shinohai: why does it go down, typicallY/
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lobbes: didn't you have a simple process-restarter?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: cassidy3: just never never never lose the gpg key you registered
(trilema) ben_vulpes: far more trustworthy than "localbitcoins", i mean who are they anyways, and "electrum", same q.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: anyways cassidy3 you can leave your btc with deedbot, trinque operates it and he is a knight of the realm
(trilema) ben_vulpes: y'all are humorless gits
(trilema) ben_vulpes: or in teh webbrowser!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but not in the guiboxen!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trinque: but the numbers don't show up on their computer har har har
(trilema) ben_vulpes: cassidy3: if you select "all data" you can give yourself the "what color is your lamborghini" tingles
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the dropdown under "time period" will be useful
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trinque: i think the 3 is 'segwit'
(trilema) ben_vulpes: gotta kick it into "legacy" moad.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trinque: trezors also do that dumb shit.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and then he pockets the btc
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i prefer the conspiracy theory that douchebag has the fiverr hustle down: 20 bucks to show up and show your tits!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trinque: assuming she goes and sells it
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: baww i never even noticed
(trilema) ben_vulpes: shit i want another six percent too, who can i fire
(trilema) ben_vulpes: clearly not enough of it if everyone wants another 6% this year
(trilema) ben_vulpes: as they were the subj of the linked paper.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i was saying that germany should give up and do ubi.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ubi's the best horse in the state-bankrupting race atm; right up there with a brand new war
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: a) germany b) teh deficit!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: unless it's some webservercoin whitepaper in which case please no
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ckang: don't ask to link just link lol
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i am looking forward to sharing the mod_php numbers and comparing them against the nginx php-fpm numbers
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nah mircea_popescu's wordpress
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ckang: nginx is out for reasons of beloved clients want to use .htaccess files
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ckang: different thread
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: nuts
(trilema) ben_vulpes: my eyes bled
(trilema) ben_vulpes: jurov: i found that combination of words entertaining is all
(trilema) ben_vulpes: > douchebag sauce
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ah lobbes getting into the ol open source slap and tcl
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lobbes wouldja put a vwap quoter in your bot please
(trilema) ben_vulpes: no wait hang on i don't have enough btc for that yet
(trilema) ben_vulpes: quit fucking around and implement ubi already
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pffff six percent pay raise
(trilema) ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: "agitate"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: aok; i'm baffled as to why throwing a file to the running php process for evaluation would be so slow under apache but not nginx; but mod_php looks to be The Right Thing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but allll of the time is in the fcgi connection looks like; which makes me wonder is it buffering the entire response before then handing it off to the client, and would that even slow things down?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/jLBq6/?raw=true << typical; still working to increase verbosity
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: how is your apache plugged into php? mod_php with graybeard grease or?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it is within a hair of intepreted speeds; which is driving me up a wall
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mildly pacifying, ty
(trilema) ben_vulpes: heh i worked in the belly of a magento thing that served in 2.3s and that was a victory
(trilema) ben_vulpes: looking for how to turn performance information up now
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: thanks for the pointer but none of that helped
(trilema) ben_vulpes: this is a 100x slowdown for handing some files over to a running php setup; i gotta be doing this entirely incorrectly
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nginx is screamingly fast out of the box for this type of setup, but does not support .htaccess files which the wordpress folks tell me are very important
(trilema) ben_vulpes: so here's a wonder: apache for some reason takes 2.2 seconds to serve an mp-wp file that nginx can cough up in ten ms; even though both are nominally passing the same files over to php fpm pools
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what, and interrupt teh fun and games?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: scary stories for spooking noobs
(trilema) ben_vulpes: who tests the testers
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'm particularly fond of the scawwy stowies about how the funsies will just sit in your spinal fluid forever
(trilema) ben_vulpes: are there drugs for sale at raves anymore?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: heavy drug use will fry your cns, kids. be careful out there.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the transmission web interface is fine
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i don't think we have a machine that is even free for this purpose; and so don't understand why we'd ship hdds down without a machine to put 'em in, although i could be being thick and not seeing something
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: all of the machines in the rack are being used; i was asking if one of the rockchips can handle this kind of duty.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: and what machine to hook it to?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: please to spec it out, yr the hardware guy. would this get attached to one of the rockchips?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: do you have mechanicals in stock? needs procuring?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://logs.bvulpes.com/trilema?d=2018-4-9#328859 << sadly don't actually have the hardware or pipe for this atm
(trilema) ben_vulpes: persistence idem
(trilema) ben_vulpes: patience is a virtue
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/A9A1R/?raw=true << logs from before mircea_popescu showed up
(trilema) ben_vulpes: aaand a doubleban
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yeah effectively.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "This is forbidden and will be punished." in response to my asking if they kept logs
(trilema) ben_vulpes: __20h__ parades as such
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i linked 'em
(trilema) ben_vulpes: called our logs "insane" and "good source of entropy" if you can imagine the cheek
(trilema) ben_vulpes: #bitreich-en derping endlessly about with xml
(trilema) ben_vulpes: a gopher link, how retro-hip
(trilema) ben_vulpes: recycled? what even
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh i know, still amazed
(trilema) ben_vulpes: these turds you dig up, asciilifeform
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and yeah, what asciilifeform said. also hola beetlejuice
(trilema) ben_vulpes: is that the difficult-to-replace version?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "i mean didja ever read about how the khans army could kill entire cities, and the populations would stand in the fields weeping and waiting their turn?"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trinque: "world star hip hop"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "am derp cityboy, got gun stoled from locked car in bad neighborhood"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mildly less plausible, hunters are more conscientious, also tools of trade/hobby
(trilema) ben_vulpes: or excuse me, "had it stolen from my locked car!"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: you've never lost a gun either i imagine
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: quite relatedly, i had to calm a panicking millenial down recently "oh give over; the left is more interested in beating up on the right and vice versa than either are in the online shenanigans of a few crackpot bitcoin holders"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "you must further decolonize yourself!"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the science must fall video is epic, dood gets severely caned for daring to suggest that the notion a witch doctor can call lightning down upon ones enemis is not true
(trilema) ben_vulpes: beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice
(trilema) ben_vulpes: careful trinque you'll wake him
(trilema) ben_vulpes: feculent freight, not bad
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "audits can only show presence of holes, never the absence" or how did it go
(trilema) ben_vulpes: today's marvelous self-licking ice-cream-cone: surgeon general suggests that everyone near to folks at risk for overdosing on fentanyl and friends carry naxalone. i for one can't wait to see what the new equilibrium intake rate is without mortality risk looming.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and yourself sir
(trilema) ben_vulpes: don't want to distract you from your trinquechores tho
(trilema) ben_vulpes: douchebag: oh candi_lustt is eminently poppable btw, wonder if you can figure out how to
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !!v F5FE66C596E8C7AFE15FBF5B58BBCE37DF5AFEAD3D435D615526819CCB2C880D
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !!key lobbes
(trilema) ben_vulpes: so let me get this straight BigTexasBingo the daily derper can't rely on its people to catch up to new ip addresses but it can get the word of mouth out on new dns records?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://logs.bvulpes.com/trilema?d=2018-4-4#325784 << wow this is a veritable 4000-class locomotive
(trilema) ben_vulpes: correct you are
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: works, i'll take it for bonds
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: thanks for extending the counteroffer, i'll take it. will you take payment in pizarro credits?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: is that free shipping to .uy?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://logs.bvulpes.com/trilema?d=2018-4-3#324705 << do you not have a machine capable of building trb?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: hola mircea_popescu
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://logs.bvulpes.com/trilema?d=2018-4-3#324745 << you have it backwards; how i behave defines lordship and lo i got my way
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !!v A4C82702BD7A91BE63B8838DB2164C2B2BC39E9F99B411FB0EEDB8D2192D1F3F
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lobbes: mk i'll letcha know
(trilema) ben_vulpes: grade a smarm
(trilema) ben_vulpes: anyone want to buy some electronics off amazon for me, get reimbursed in btc?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !!v 6214E787A837E6749DEE8709D2234A274FC8637BF1975414A17E6750FA2FAC26
(trilema) ben_vulpes: likely an archive bot
(trilema) ben_vulpes: dude you gotta do this shit in pm
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'd also like to buy an option to buy the s.nsa spare if you're amenable
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: how about 0.195 btc for the big box
(trilema) ben_vulpes: certainly looks that way
(trilema) ben_vulpes: so, no tickerbot anymore?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !~ticker --market all
(trilema) ben_vulpes: digging up specs and comps atm, will check in shortly
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: yup
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: once upon a time there was an s.nsa expense line for ~"servers for nascent isp", would you sell one or both of those to pizarro?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !!key hanbot
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'll be sure to file updates here as well going forward
(trilema) ben_vulpes: no, i thought the noticing would happen of what was being said over in the boatyard
(trilema) ben_vulpes: cutting through a bunch of vines that the rest of the worlds use of vm's has let grow over useful, low-overhead tech.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: so i set up per-user fpm pools which work, but i'm at sea on how asciilifeform put together and ran his user-local mysql install.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform discovered that it is impossible to get a per-user fastcgi hosting arrangement in place, as both apache and i believe nginx desperately want root
(trilema) ben_vulpes: user-local MySQL install is the last roadblock
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pff nuffin in logs
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: thx
(trilema) ben_vulpes: douchebag: no, read the logs it's not that dense
(trilema) ben_vulpes: btw douchebag are you following the shared hosting php saga in #pizarro?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: why not let the girl speak for herself
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it's like two links deep off the homepage
(trilema) ben_vulpes: man i don't know anything about port but this is delicious
(trilema) ben_vulpes: douchebag: do you know where it's traded?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and then once you write a qntra article, you'll wonder whether or not you should sell the shares you get for it on the spot or hold out for a better price
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i am pantsuit, see me signal
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i know i know
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trinque: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/xmnNW/?raw=true i can provide dates and conversion rates if you really feel like raking me over the coals
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ah, it snaps into focus
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i don't understand the point in re male regulation of the copulation rate
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and in "Make Oil, Great Again" news, apparently the US Strategic Petroleum Reserves are thick with hydrogen sulfide to the tune of 600ppm in the RDS sale, and 9000 ppm in the sale to china.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: huh i don't see the lineage from straightedgin; but my only brushes with it were kids who thought they needed something to differentiate themselves from oh okay now i see
(trilema) ben_vulpes: alt-right really with the majestic adherence to gender roles
(trilema) ben_vulpes: here i was thinking, "hm i wonder when the girls will actually start dolling up"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: holy hell, the previous two you brought in 'did their hair'?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pretty sure the remaining slot was booked for s.mg
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nono, it is safely right here.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !~ticker --market all
(trilema) ben_vulpes: > an autistic Romanian named Mircea Popescu
(trilema) ben_vulpes: perfect for the traffic-choked favela
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that iiis the bet.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'm not laboring under the delusion that i'd actually own the thing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: hue, buying paper that can be sold to other chumps
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lobbes: sure, sure
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sitting in the scales on the other side is "but mom i don't need another boat anchor holding me stateside"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i was planning to live here for another three years so i might just get the place so's i can avoid having to go through the hell of another rental search. also it's a rather spiffy haus
(trilema) ben_vulpes: so my landlord comes over the other day, nominally to talk about installing the fence that was a condition of my renting the place, "hey i might liquidate this place within the year, do you want it? i'll credit rent paid so far to the down payment"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: later f'reel
(trilema) ben_vulpes: best place in the world to spend your twenties if you're into scooping bits of your own brain out
(trilema) ben_vulpes: cleared my head of all sorts of retardation too
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !!v D2FD5EB86434A7B6B4F850710864DF16CC6D9EF71A1A1FB860E5A16D0EC4F9A8
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !!v 4DFDD6DFAD4AF74B37D02C0D515E98C35B80D161D0CCBC3ABDAA13B7A1D0219A
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trinque: good error msg, thx
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !!rate emily22 1 new blood
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !!rate la 1 new blood
(trilema) ben_vulpes: wow damn girl did you actually snag that 2char nick?
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