(trilema) nubbins`: and since it's in the queue, you can make as many As as you like
(trilema) nubbins`: if there's only so much space in a block for 0-fee tx's, and the mempool is overflowing, obviously it's gonna take days for your 0-fee tx to get put into a block, even if everyone knows about it
(trilema) nubbins`: you know after the fact, it turns out
(trilema) nubbins`: if you're traveling on xmas
(trilema) nubbins`: still gotta fight through the crowds to get to the gate
(trilema) nubbins`: nexus pass is not required if there's no lineup at the airport
(trilema) nubbins`: sure, if the mempool hadn't been olympic sized
(trilema) nubbins`: whoever constructed A1 should be relieved of their duties
(trilema) nubbins`: "bitbet, where we don't have nine cents to spare"
(trilema) nubbins`: "bitbet, where payouts are literally the lowest priority"
(trilema) nubbins`: <mircea_popescu> does this come with an absolute guarantee that i am not responsible for anything past raw tx, and if it never gets included, bettor is out the money, because i will not under any circumstances repay it ? << lel better not stick with 0-fee tx if you're gonna go that route.
(trilema) nubbins`: http://qntra.net/2016/03/a-miner-problem/#comment-47702 << FTR i thought this was obv the case upon reading the article and was baffled as to why it took so long for someone to mention.
(trilema) nubbins`: fuck this planet
(trilema) nubbins`: "really proud of klye for [selling t-shirts calling himself a fuckup in an attempt to recoup blistering losses from an earlier scam]"
(trilema) nubbins`: wow, i've been an ebay member since 1999
(trilema) nubbins`: !up CrazyTruthYakDDS
(trilema) nubbins` was "ios developer" for short stint, earned a free ipad from sales of app
(trilema) nubbins`: <+asciilifeform>http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-03-2016#1424233 << costs all of 100 usd. << indeed
(trilema) nubbins`: which prob had a developer account for pushing bespoke apps to company handsets
(trilema) nubbins`: certificate was from this company: http://www.bloomberg.com/research/stocks/private/snapshot.asp?privcapid=47015181
(trilema) nubbins`: "The KeRanger application was signed with a valid Mac app development certificate; therefore, it was able to bypass Apple’s Gatekeeper protection."
(trilema) nubbins`: that's up there with linux mint serving up bogus ISOs
(trilema) nubbins`: lule
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform PM mailing address, probably will cost 0.33 BTC tops to get tees delivered
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform: indeed, you can get all of them and more for 1 btc.
(trilema) nubbins`: anyone else wants NSA tees for cost of shipping, send me a line
(trilema) nubbins`: i'mma leave you guys to it
(trilema) nubbins`: first general-issue mask for british troops
(trilema) nubbins`: "modern" gas mask
(trilema) nubbins`: do a 180 and see the park where nubs plays frisbee and smokes dope
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ home of inventor of gas mask
(trilema) nubbins`: https://www.google.ca/maps/place/65+rennie's+mill+road/@47.5713426,-52.70955,3a,75y,251.39h,89.38t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s4HAkVDP7JL-X-LtA-3TypA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0xe5ce28b603c71da!6m1!1e1
(trilema) nubbins`: (born 1879 st. john's twodogland, natch)
(trilema) nubbins`: nothing particular about cluny macpherson until he invented the gas mask
(trilema) nubbins`: there's nothing particular about anyone, pre-action
(trilema) nubbins`: and smth tells me alf would find it vulgar to quantify these vagaries
(trilema) nubbins`: without actual dollar figures these arguments are absolute fucking wankery
(trilema) nubbins` sighs
(trilema) nubbins`: we do here too, and capital gains are taxed at 11% across the board
(trilema) nubbins` would get to give 1k to revenue canada if liquidating 10k of coin
(trilema) nubbins`: wait, btc is money in the USA, isn't it?
(trilema) nubbins`: 40%?
(trilema) nubbins`: uhhh.
(trilema) nubbins`: prob similar to how it works here in canadia
(trilema) nubbins`: could blank out the mortgage tomorrow, but dat capital gains tax.
(trilema) nubbins`: 's house is halfway there
(trilema) nubbins` shrugs
(trilema) nubbins`: $180k outstanding
(trilema) nubbins`: no b'y
(trilema) nubbins`: a temporary situation, no longer required
(trilema) nubbins`: besides, i've sworn off roommates.
(trilema) nubbins`: more realistic is that you're just fucking terrible with money
(trilema) nubbins`: do go on
(trilema) nubbins` lols, makes masturbatory gesture
(trilema) nubbins`: enjoy yr chains
(trilema) nubbins`: that's a slave's definition
(trilema) nubbins`: for alf, "poor" means he can't stop working permanently
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: thestringpuller he lives in DC
(trilema) nubbins`: that's a function of how much you spend, not how much you make.
(trilema) nubbins` flatly doesn't believe alf is "poor" in any reasonable sense of the word
(trilema) nubbins`: alf, i don't think you quite understand how few shittier countries exist than the one you're in
(trilema) nubbins` commits seppuku
(trilema) nubbins`: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/495vr7/tifu_by_inquiring_to_apple_about_ibutt/
(trilema) nubbins`: man, you guys must've missed me
(trilema) nubbins`: just this upcoming one?!
(trilema) nubbins`: node warfare sort of is a thing already
(trilema) nubbins`: just imagine how interesting it'll be in two years
(trilema) nubbins`: ever since the nudie scans at the airports were deemed non-optional
(trilema) nubbins`: that would require entering US airspace, which is on my verboten list
(trilema) nubbins`: or just the outer space one
(trilema) nubbins`: does virgin airlines take btc?
(trilema) nubbins`: no coverage in my area
(trilema) nubbins`: in fairness, i'd ship the box via canada post.
(trilema) nubbins`: alf is simultaneously saying he can't afford to get a box of shirts shipped to him, AND that he can't find anything to spend $10k bezzlars worth of btc on?
(trilema) nubbins`: wait now.
(trilema) nubbins`: <+mircea_popescu>http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-03-2016#1423517 << if you actually want them you prolly can have them for the cost of sheeping. <<< he's right
(trilema) nubbins`: nihilism ftw
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: “I took LSD when I was working on ‘Return of the Jedi,’ and it’s fine. It was, like, very calming. And so I decided to go back to work. When I walked into the blue-screen stage, it was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I took way too much,”
(trilema) nubbins`: but this quote is ok
(trilema) nubbins`: shit article, don't click
(trilema) nubbins`: lule
(trilema) nubbins`: http://collectivelyconscious.net/articles/oscar-winning-star-wars-animator-admits-he-took-lsd-while-working-on-return-of-the-jedi/
(trilema) nubbins`: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/496v30/so_it_was_a_fee_event_and_everyone_was_screaming/d0pk4vm
(trilema) nubbins`: but this may be a failing on my part
(trilema) nubbins` can't imagine the sort of mindset required to believe that the only two viable options for one's future are stasis or a $10mn windfall
(trilema) nubbins`: w/ air support
(trilema) nubbins`: he can't just move out of DC, he has to do it on a carrier fleet
(trilema) nubbins`: alf the absolutist
(trilema) nubbins`: lel
(trilema) nubbins`: take your time, i gotta shit
(trilema) nubbins`: within the bounds of credulity
(trilema) nubbins`: in a perfect world where the transfer of such goods or the provision of such services was able to take place in absolute secrect
(trilema) nubbins`: what broad categories of goods or services would you accept in return for your btc?
(trilema) nubbins`: right
(trilema) nubbins`: so, obviously usg is reading this right now
(trilema) nubbins`: right.
(trilema) nubbins`: try actually explaining this time
(trilema) nubbins`: apparently not
(trilema) nubbins`: you don't get to control what happens to it once it leaves your hands
(trilema) nubbins`: too useful to pay rent or w/e
(trilema) nubbins`: wait, you don't want usd or something
(trilema) nubbins`: you need metal to convert btc-usd without notice
(trilema) nubbins` sent a $17,000 package via fedex last year
(trilema) nubbins`: well that excludes ME from selling it to you
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform there's always bullion
(trilema) nubbins`: we all knew it
(trilema) nubbins`: deal when we signed up was 0 or oo
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ my latest tome
(trilema) nubbins`: "what can i buy" as a process of elimination isn't something i'm interested in participating in
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform that's what i've been trying to ask you and you've been steadfastly not answering
(trilema) nubbins`: shit, sorry, "what odds" is a newfy-ism
(trilema) nubbins`: what odds
(trilema) nubbins`: waste it on shit
(trilema) nubbins`: heh.
(trilema) nubbins` can't imagine alf in a department store
(trilema) nubbins`: no, problem is we don't know what you need because you're not telling us
(trilema) nubbins`: for whom does the night paint the dawn?
(trilema) nubbins`: she has a piece in book linked above
(trilema) nubbins`: thestringpuller ahh yes, from pepa chan
(trilema) nubbins`: danielpbarron PM with mailing addy and i'll get a shipping quote
(trilema) nubbins`: thestringpuller can't quite recall the print
(trilema) nubbins`: FTR i've been teaching myself hardcover bookbinding and TRB.book would have been gorgeous
(trilema) nubbins`: our latest tome
(trilema) nubbins`: indeed i do
(trilema) nubbins`: t-shirt is something people spill mustard on & get cum all over
(trilema) nubbins`: flat stock is something people put on their wall & admire -- see "Imagine a game" bitcoin posters
(trilema) nubbins`: serigraphy, in fact
(trilema) nubbins`: fucking up a t-shirt print = $6 wasted. fucking up a poster = $0.70 wasted
(trilema) nubbins`: storage easier
(trilema) nubbins`: margins way better
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu we've been moving the biz away from textile printing and towards paper/fine art printing
(trilema) nubbins`: thestringpuller you're technically still a child at 28
(trilema) nubbins`: i think something around 20-30% of them left my hands
(trilema) nubbins`: was not insignificant for our fledgling business at the time
(trilema) nubbins`: understood. thanks for the work!
(trilema) nubbins`: buy some of my art books
(trilema) nubbins`: guess you'll have to un-usefully burn it
(trilema) nubbins`: buy something with it. oh wait, the seller may convert it to usd.
(trilema) nubbins`: send it to 1bitcoineater.
(trilema) nubbins`: how else to ensure?
(trilema) nubbins`: well your other option is to keep it
(trilema) nubbins`: 's a reaosnable variety of ways one could blow $10k
(trilema) nubbins`: there
(trilema) nubbins`: what i'm asking is if toilet paper is a good suggestion, or if a motorcycle is a good suggestion
(trilema) nubbins`: anguished wails of those who have lost hope
(trilema) nubbins`: lords tossing themselves from the parapets
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, more or less. everyone QQing about the fyootur
(trilema) nubbins`: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-03-2016#1423412 << just so i can suggest appropriately, this is money you don't need/want for practical use?
(trilema) nubbins`: 6 vs half doz
(trilema) nubbins`: (what other vs did you expect?!)
(trilema) nubbins`: made-up
(trilema) nubbins`: O.O
(trilema) nubbins`: easily actually a thing that's real too
(trilema) nubbins`: i "forgot" those
(trilema) nubbins`: right, yeah
(trilema) nubbins`: or did you guys just assume that bitbet divs and a vidya game were enough to keep it all together
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform i thought it was fairly obvious that MP had been divesting since he lost his shirt w/ MPOE?
(trilema) nubbins` wanders off to read
(trilema) nubbins`: alf left the straight path to live the life of the boheme?
(trilema) nubbins`: no?
(trilema) nubbins`: they're already paid for 8)
(trilema) nubbins`: in retrospect, prob pulled the trigger a bit early on ordering tees
(trilema) nubbins`: going on 2.5 years now
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu the current lease on floor space expires April 30 2016; property will be considered to be abandoned if arrangements not made by that point
(trilema) nubbins`: speaking of work, i have a large number of S.NSA t-shirts still taking up space in my basement
(trilema) nubbins`: it's a "work machine", so i'm more concerned about how it runs illustrator than how well it protects the private keys that aren't on it
(trilema) nubbins`: between, even
(trilema) nubbins`: but it was beterrn that and the 6502 for a while
(trilema) nubbins`: sadly, i went for the modern comforts of an i5 (i know)
(trilema) nubbins`: somewhat inexplicably, first time i've done so in my 34 years
(trilema) nubbins` went and built a computer from parts
(trilema) nubbins`: is this implying an absence of operational activity?
(trilema) nubbins`: ah, ty
(trilema) nubbins`: s.nsa january statement is on my reading list, but...
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, bitcoin pete is not on my reading list
(trilema) nubbins`: that's sorta worse
(trilema) nubbins`: yipes
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, really?
(trilema) nubbins`: and... hangs out here
(trilema) nubbins`: afaik pete only wrote a blog where he regurgitated mp themes
(trilema) nubbins`: yoosful
(trilema) nubbins`: lel.
(trilema) nubbins`: what's pete doing on the list anyway
(trilema) nubbins`: just call me the shadow lord
(trilema) nubbins`: you can use 100% "other parts" if you like.
(trilema) nubbins`: nothing
(trilema) nubbins`: even a wallet -- your cards will all crack in half
(trilema) nubbins`: why sit on a thing?
(trilema) nubbins`: my back pockets are empty
(trilema) nubbins`: don't worry pete, just keep linking trilema on your blog
(trilema) nubbins`: lords care not whether their presence "confuses the noobs"; such reasoning is unfit for discourse
(trilema) nubbins`: speak now if you believe a lord that has contributed TRB patches, who owns the second-largest s.mg stock warrant, who trades in the only physical collectibles that are priced solely in BTC, who pays the bill for eulora.org, who is the republic's de facto minister of letters awaiting with bated quill the whittling-down of a codebase fit to publish, should be stripped of his title; speak your treason now, that all may witness it.
(trilema) nubbins`: as a lord of bitcoin, tmsr~, cognizant of the responsibilities that my words thusly carry, i hereby solemnly rebuke any attempt to strip me of my lordship.
(trilema) nubbins`: recently watched "i dream of wires" and was sorely disappointed by it
(trilema) nubbins`: been playing with synthesizers a lot lately
(trilema) nubbins`: and rainforests
(trilema) nubbins`: maybe some small-scale subsistence windowsill farming in between to help bridge the gap
(trilema) nubbins`: it'll be interesting watching canada regress to a hunter-gatherher society over these next few decades
(trilema) nubbins`: !up ascii_butugychag
(trilema) nubbins`: the canadian housing market is very strange
(trilema) nubbins`: ascii_butugychag i was surprised to learn (a) that this exists only in alberta and (b) that it was once so common that they came up with a catchy name for it
(trilema) nubbins`: lender's out $x
(trilema) nubbins`: well say in the meantime you razed the house and added a viper-and-mercury pit
(trilema) nubbins`: and now the gov is QQing because a bunch of people are doing it
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu alberta has a peculiarity of law where one can walk away from one's mortgage, mail the keys to the bank, & not have any further liability
(trilema) nubbins`: i like it
(trilema) nubbins`: "free piez 4 smrt people" leaflets
(trilema) nubbins`: write more, they say it helps
(trilema) nubbins`: BingoBoingo get on the reefers dude
(trilema) nubbins` cackles
(trilema) nubbins`: give back to the local community 8)
(trilema) nubbins`: take on a youth group or smth
(trilema) nubbins`: but you can't stop eating
(trilema) nubbins`: you can give up booze, smoking, drugs, etc
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah no kidding
(trilema) nubbins`: thats not to say you can't binge drink, you just do it in moderation
(trilema) nubbins`: all things in moderation! i'm down 5kg since the holidays!
(trilema) nubbins`: the danger of homebrew beer: too yummy
(trilema) nubbins`: ascii_butugychag in this fantasy, the s:n ratio is back where it was
(trilema) nubbins` imagines future heavily-fractured internet reminiscent of times of old, "warez & keyz" web rings &c
(trilema) nubbins`: they pointedly stated that the released list of bounty was abridged
(trilema) nubbins`: what a lel. i wonder what /else/ they nabbed him with.
(trilema) nubbins`: a better man'd be worm food decades ago
(trilema) nubbins`: the korean term for this is literally translated as "smelling sesame oil"
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu my heart empathetically raced as i imagined the empty pit of despair engulfing him at the moment of re-arrest
(trilema) nubbins`: re: ex-ss agent shaun bridges: hyper-lel
(trilema) nubbins`: made a buncha books. been brewing a lotta beer
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu same place just w/ less computer usage
(trilema) nubbins`: ty! the air was stale, not to my liking. had to resurface
(trilema) nubbins`: i need a 3.5mm TRRS to 3x RCA cable
(trilema) nubbins`: no coincidence that it reappears after yrs trooly
(trilema) nubbins`: finally
(trilema) nubbins`: CRLF is the standard newline
(trilema) nubbins`: <+mircea_popescu> in other news, chick on okcupid : "porque no me escribis en castellano << they say castellano in peru too, but if i'm not mistaken this is not universal in south america?
(trilema) nubbins`: <+mircea_popescu> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-12-2015#1345326 << ew. <<< that's what you'd say after smelling the kimchi container
(trilema) nubbins`: dwell on that for a while
(trilema) nubbins`: shortened from daehan minguk, people's nation of great han
(trilema) nubbins`: "korea" in korean: hanguk
(trilema) nubbins`: heavy han in sk