ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: link to clitler speach?
    
    ben_vulpes: i do admire the stairs-barely-bolted-to-the-wall argentine asthetic
    
    ben_vulpes: remember that, asciilifeform ? we had more or less the whole upstairs to ourselves?
    
    ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-03-2016#1421354 << sounds like the band asciilifeform and i got as far away from as possible while still able to gawk at the audience in bsas!
    
    ben_vulpes: noted, ty.
    
    ben_vulpes: fascinating.
    
    ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: thoughts on the x60 vs x61?
    
    ben_vulpes: while "there's nothing wrong with addr reuse" made sense once upon a time, the new regime is that "tell people where you're sleeping, and they'll come murder you there".
    
    ben_vulpes: this conflict is rooted in the addr reuse thread.
    
    ben_vulpes: http://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/richard-serra-in-the-qatari-desert << another point on the 'what is art' curve and discussion
    
    ben_vulpes: https://www.gagosian.com/exhibitions/october-27-2009--richard-serra ehehueh it's a vagina
    
    ben_vulpes: serra, pardon
    
    ben_vulpes: and i don't want any more fucking scultors enough people already look at sera and say "oh herp derp i can make shapes with plate steel"
    
    ben_vulpes: ballet is 'start when you're five and dedicate your life to it and 95% of you will fail to accomplish anything in the art even after doing so through your mid twenties at which point your body will be ruined and your mind will have forgone all education in pursuit of the art"
    
    ben_vulpes: how the fuck is ballet accessible
    
    ben_vulpes: a that
    
    ben_vulpes: where in the log might inquiring minds read this caselaw, mircea_popescu ?
    
    ben_vulpes: the account persists on mpex until mircea_popescu cleans it out
    
    ben_vulpes wonders who else would k
    
    ben_vulpes: mpex
    
    ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu's thing doesn't care about what's in deedbot-, does it?
    
    ben_vulpes: broker*
    
    ben_vulpes: that'd be a contract between you and your broken, no?
    
    ben_vulpes: and only if the estate controls the key!
    
    ben_vulpes: PeterL: no caselaw
    
    ben_vulpes: give the show away?
    
    ben_vulpes: sure sure
    
    ben_vulpes: because "from whom to rent"?
    
    ben_vulpes: wondering if you saw it reorg'd out
    
    ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: did you pay to have a block mined including your transaction before sending the dup?
    
    ben_vulpes: china-san lol
    
    ben_vulpes: so far none of the bag^H^H^Hshareholders seem to give a shit
    
    ben_vulpes: !t m s.bbet
    
    ben_vulpes gives up, falls over, dies, rots, blows away
    
    ben_vulpes: and starfish means?
    
    ben_vulpes: ah replace by fee
    
    ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: what does all of this mean
    
    ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: starfish? rbf?
    
    ben_vulpes: fucking poverty of abstractions
    
    ben_vulpes: c++ is an american programming language all right
    
    ben_vulpes: bit twiddling for motherfucking arithmetic?
    
    ben_vulpes: THIS IS WRONG
    
    ben_vulpes: NO
    
    ben_vulpes: b-but nBits is an int
    
    ben_vulpes: were simple sensible human mathematics too dirty for satoshi and company?
    
    ben_vulpes: ugh
    
    ben_vulpes: and have always been allies with buttlandia
    
    ben_vulpes: punkman: lol
    
    ben_vulpes: hanbot has sensitive bets in flight?!
    
    ben_vulpes: right because '>>' can be overridden at the...object(?) level in c++
    
    ben_vulpes: aaaaa
    
    ben_vulpes: i have had two beers and a glass of wine since 5pm and none of that has made me nearly as ill as this line of cpp
    
    ben_vulpes hums 'throw the jew down the well'
    
    ben_vulpes: double right angles means 'put this value over here', right? but how does it make sense to put nBits into...24?
    
    
    
    ben_vulpes: ( asciilifeform: 'markoving')
    
    ben_vulpes: no less than usual
    
    ben_vulpes: or however you spell your name
    
    ben_vulpes experimenting with two-line popescu/datstoievsky fusions
    
    ben_vulpes: as reported in the grey whore!
    
    ben_vulpes: gl0rious v1ctory!
    
    ben_vulpes: the fiat competition was supposed to solve this, but unfortunately the trumpenreich is just TOO GODDAMN INCOMPETENT TO EVEN COMPETE WITH THE CHICOMS
    
    ben_vulpes: are there no hashrentiers in the wot?
    
    ben_vulpes: this was a thread?!
    
    ben_vulpes: rental miners
    
    ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-03-2016#1419855 << you know, if the cost of running a pool is only 1% over subsidy + fees...
    
    ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: plz to replace 'o' with '0' in my comment if possible
    
    ben_vulpes: since when is english a supported language
    
    ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: why would the cartel have picked up the original 0 fee transaction instead of the feeful later?
    
    ben_vulpes: it /should/ be 'parsimoniously'
    
    ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: 'parsimoniously'
    
    ben_vulpes: clang
    
    ben_vulpes: sorry
    
    ben_vulpes: er yes
    
    ben_vulpes: works like a chaaaarm
    
    ben_vulpes: mod6: phf dumped a patch in the logs for compiling under gcc
    
    ben_vulpes: i have no idea if this is fast or slow
    
    ben_vulpes: 5s after adding a printf to shiva.cpp
    
    ben_vulpes: i have no idea if this is an abnormally long or short time
    
    ben_vulpes: on a 2.66 GHz IC2Duo.
    
    ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-03-2016#1419829 << with phf's patch (are you going to post that to the ML or shall i?), my post-clean compile takes 1m 16s
    
    ben_vulpes: mod6: this is 'rotor_bitcoin_only.sh' in the rotor tarball
    
    ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-03-2016#1419758 << very much i do
    
    ben_vulpes: waiwut how does it make economic sense to not release blocks?
    
    ben_vulpes: !s zoolag
    
    ben_vulpes: !up Anduck
    
    ben_vulpes: and what is 'cdb' mircea_popescu ?
    
    ben_vulpes: wait how is phyctor going to be +ev?
    
    ben_vulpes: ( jurov i chuckled )
    
    ben_vulpes: fractally bad code
    
    ben_vulpes: i'd like to see that list!
    
    ben_vulpes: the hundred dollar store is pretty funny
    
    ben_vulpes: ofc
    
    ben_vulpes: probably more crowded than anything mircea_popescu engages in willingly, and i don't even like it.
    
    ben_vulpes: some real horrific tiny house gypsy shit: 2 adults, 1 infant and 80lbs of ferocious lovedog in a queen bed
    
    ben_vulpes: stirs a mite, gets fed, goes back to sleep.
    
    ben_vulpes: well he sleeps through the night, let's start there
    
    ben_vulpes: putting the pressure on to get him into his bassinet more regularly
    
    ben_vulpes: mhm!
    
    ben_vulpes: must be that dogecoin guy again
    
    ben_vulpes: i wonder how the conversation drifted from parenting to shillcoins
    
    ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-12-2015#1351555 << four months in, beginning to reheheheally feel this
    
    ben_vulpes: MORE FROWNING
    
    ben_vulpes: starting to give a shit about his dad yet?
    
    ben_vulpes: pardon, i misremembered.
    
    ben_vulpes: your first was a male?
    
    ben_vulpes: there's only so much damage the little fuckling can do in 485 ft2
    
    ben_vulpes: cazalla: rolled over the other day!
    
    ben_vulpes: two dowries!
    
    ben_vulpes: that's two!
    
    ben_vulpes: b/g?
    
    ben_vulpes: how many weeks along?
    
    ben_vulpes: anyways, how's the second cooking, cazalla ?
    
    ben_vulpes: why so butthurt
    
    ben_vulpes: well i'm just having a conversation with an old friend i haven't seen in a few weeks, but thanks for getting involved!
    
    ben_vulpes: i'll not talk to any 'staff-emeritus' in pm
    
    ben_vulpes: !up SuchWow if you have complaints to render feel free to do so here
    
    ben_vulpes: well hi!
    
    ben_vulpes: ah and assbot yelled at me too
    
    ben_vulpes: !down SuchWow
    
    ben_vulpes: !up SuchWow
    
    ben_vulpes: !down cazalla
    
    ben_vulpes: can we down each other?
    
    ben_vulpes: yeah, i saw the second go through, but i don't think there's a guarantee that *you* did the second one.
    
    ben_vulpes: hm actually i upped you so how would i know
    
    ben_vulpes: briefly considered 'cock in hand'
    
    ben_vulpes: heh
    
    ben_vulpes: cazalla: good to see you key in hand
    
    ben_vulpes: punkman: like 10ms? 100ms? 1s?
    
    ben_vulpes: hey boss
    
    ben_vulpes: !up cazalla
    
    ben_vulpes: i am also curious to hear about how long the bitcoind recompile is in your various workflows, asciilifeform, phf, mod6, punkman, jurov
    
    ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=03-02-2016#1395250 << asciilifeform what was the actual trigger for the blackhole? requesting a specific transaction?
    
    ben_vulpes: not interested in btc politics botneko-chan ? just in it for the ddos?
    
    ben_vulpes: botneko-chan: ^^
    
    ben_vulpes: what do the Core people think about increasing the block size?
    
    ben_vulpes: botneko-chan: what is Core?
    
    ben_vulpes: phf, nevermind, i'm a classic core derp
    
    ben_vulpes: there's no actual panic, botneko-chan. there are a zillion for-hire-for-pennies social media accounts supporting some nsa plants attempts to matter with kindergarten grade psyops.
    
    ben_vulpes: wtf this was working yesterday
    
    ben_vulpes: running the /exact same/ bitcoind command runs something that i can telnet into and scream lisp at
    
    ben_vulpes: while last night the swank flags worked just handily, tonight, passing the swank flag to a booting bitcoind results in an error, "too short", from scheme.cpp
    
    ben_vulpes: phf: here's a stumper
    
    ben_vulpes: HOOOOOOOOOO
    
    ben_vulpes: there's one for the dustbin.
    
    ben_vulpes: flycheck just deleted the contents of an entire buffer
    
    ben_vulpes: welp
    
    ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: and the reason you picked tinyscheme over say ecl is...footprint? dreppers in ecl?
    
    ben_vulpes: jurov: highly nifty
    
    ben_vulpes: because the counterparty in this conversation is not thinking of gossipd as a device but a proggy that runs on a computer.
    
    ben_vulpes: "pff line speed. you still need to get the buffered packets from the kernel into userspace, and that's an abstraction you'll have a hard time getting around."
    
    ben_vulpes: "yeah man! big challenge though is to get it to operate at line speed."
    
    ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: what's your cad poison of choice?
    
    ben_vulpes: mwell now that you ask...
    
    ben_vulpes: "because lol what we're going to fab our own chips?"
    
    ben_vulpes: got someone bought in on the "drop on first packet or gtfo" mentality, but still have to conquer the "well first you have to transfer the IP buffered packets into user space" mindset
    
    ben_vulpes: but really it's ambiguous for a reason
    
    ben_vulpes: the fbi's side - why would they argue apple's side?
    
    ben_vulpes: the only line i have for coworkers and plebs on this topic is "you haven't thought for half a second why the /nsa/ didn't bring this suit?"
    
    ben_vulpes: > juices flowing
    
    ben_vulpes: gold, fluffypony
    
    ben_vulpes: heh
    
    ben_vulpes bites
    
    ben_vulpes: i found one in rubby
    
    ben_vulpes: why are all of the self-hosted rss readers written in php
    
    ben_vulpes: tastes great with alf_dog
    
    ben_vulpes: https://github.com/ethereum/EIPs/blob/master/EIPS/eip-2.mediawiki and https://github.com/ethereum/EIPs/blob/master/EIPS/eip-7.md, although the latter is only noted as a hardfork on a blog page
    
    ben_vulpes: hue, ether's hardforking already?
    
    ben_vulpes: what flavor of linux though?
    
    ben_vulpes: looks like i changed nicks 7/29/2014
    
    ben_vulpes: at mp's prompting i added a plastic handheld thing to the shower
    
    ben_vulpes: sheesh this is like when i moved to new york and people were astonished to learn that there's electricity west of the rockies
    
    ben_vulpes: i have tp ffs jurov
    
    ben_vulpes: american pashtun!
    
    ben_vulpes: AM PASHTUN
    
    ben_vulpes shits in sink, eats from toilet bowl, never knew to do anything else before 2013
    
    ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-02-2016#1415503 << mount her on a bicycle, pilfer a bottle from the office, mash around the city on bikes, break onto the in-decomissionment sellwood bridge and fuck on it? iono man what does one do with random girls anyways
    
    ben_vulpes: sure as hell beats drinking the horror at my own existence away
    
    ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=27-02-2016#1416923 << this girl i'm rather fond of convinced me that it wasn't a half-bad way to spend thirty years while my brain rots building apps for various usg tentacles.
    
    ben_vulpes: mhm sure
    
    ben_vulpes: > verify with text message (most secure)
    
    ben_vulpes: phf: i humbly bring lolz: http://www.everetthousehealingcenter.com/
    
    ben_vulpes: b6: what is an icebreaker?
    
    ben_vulpes: homie
    
    ben_vulpes: straight from the streets yo
    
    ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: gutter cascadian lingo
    
    ben_vulpes: b6: ^^
    
    ben_vulpes: how through a ddos did you get here?
    
    ben_vulpes: neat phf
    
    ben_vulpes: oh i see
    
    ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-02-2016#1417448 << btcfs, btcos, btclisp...
    
    ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-02-2016#1417563 << right, good point. what other commands aren't candidates for porting?
    
    ben_vulpes: phf: ah! serialization.
    
    ben_vulpes: srsly.
    
    ben_vulpes: !up TheRealJohnGalt are we through the netsplit and can i yell at you about your flapping connection yet?
    
    ben_vulpes really to bed now
    
    ben_vulpes: sing songs from mary poppins while reading gpg-grams to defeat the high-fidelity microphones!
    
    ben_vulpes: mirror terminal output and learn to read backwards!
    
    ben_vulpes: rot13 in your ssh!
    
    ben_vulpes: more random stacks are more secure!
    
    ben_vulpes: punkman: aha would you like a stack randomizer while we're at it?
    
    ben_vulpes: punkman: BUT IT'S ONLY USED IN SETGENERATE OMFGWTFBBQ
    
    ben_vulpes: AaronvanW: cheers
    
    ben_vulpes: AaronvanW: you want "sasl", and to instruct whatever client you're using to not join channels until it's done swizzling the sasl
    
    ben_vulpes: phf, asciilifeform: this is a real treat to work with
    
    ben_vulpes: anyways, i'm off to bed. thanks punkman.
    
    ben_vulpes: !up AaronvanW
    
    ben_vulpes: AaronvanW: your connection details are leaking before your host gets applied
    
    ben_vulpes: why not just throw nGPL into WriteSetting?
    
    ben_vulpes: assigns nLP equivalent to nGPL and throws it down the chute?
    
    ben_vulpes: punkman: yeah i have nfi
    
    ben_vulpes: punkman: yeah, a bool there doesn't make sense because it's used as a number of processors.
    
    ben_vulpes: the others are all trivial
    
    ben_vulpes: get-difficulty is a straight rip of the c from bitcoinrpc.cpp
    
    ben_vulpes: well thanks to phf's fine work, i implemented get-connection-count, get-difficulty, get-generate, and am going to sleep on set-generate.
    
    ben_vulpes: a casual browsing of the source suggests to me that the processor limiting could be excised. thoughts?
    
    ben_vulpes: http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/bitcoinrpc.cpp#0266 << what does it mean for `nLimitProcessors = nGenProcLimit` to be passed as the argument to WriteSetting? an implicit test returning a boolean doesn't make much sense to me as a value for nLimitProcessors
    
    ben_vulpes: half-baked exclamations of disgust are probably best kept here
    
    ben_vulpes: like...what?
    
    ben_vulpes: what i appear to have forgotten since the last time i looked into this pit of snakes is that it calls all of the rpc functions in turn to construct the help list.
    
    ben_vulpes: right?!
    
    ben_vulpes: and yes, yes. the whole rpc wart must be frozen with nitrogen and smashed into a zillion pieces.
    
    ben_vulpes: http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/bitcoinrpc.cpp#0119 << well this will have to go
    
    ben_vulpes: punkman: wasn't that forever ago? or is there a new case
    
    ben_vulpes: now to wire in compile-and-load-file
    
    ben_vulpes: finds car and set-car!
    
    ben_vulpes: apropos does a thing
    
    ben_vulpes: eee
    
    ben_vulpes: phf: get to bed before i bog you down in emacs config arcana
    
    ben_vulpes: this is a mega patch
    
    ben_vulpes: ty phf
    
    ben_vulpes: doooope
    
    ben_vulpes: herp derp
    
    ben_vulpes: a no
    
    ben_vulpes: nope, eval error unbound
    
    ben_vulpes: ^^ to haunt your dreams
    
    ben_vulpes: error in process filter: net-read error: (cl-assertion-failed (cl-plusp length))
    
    ben_vulpes: Connecting to Swank on port 1336..
    
    ben_vulpes: nn phf great work
    
    ben_vulpes: age trumps r/w load eh?
    
    ben_vulpes: full of bad ideas tonight, me
    
    ben_vulpes: mebbe call it "press party"
    
    ben_vulpes: myeah, i figured.
    
    ben_vulpes: also signers line i think is broken
    
    ben_vulpes: phf: consider linking to sigs from patch page?
    
    ben_vulpes: what a time to be alive
    
    ben_vulpes: ^^ natively on the mac
    
    ben_vulpes: 0
    
    ben_vulpes: #> (btc-connections)
    
    ben_vulpes: you people seem to think that i actually handle the rods myself