ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: aha
ben_vulpes: "machine runs on human fat"
ben_vulpes: eating, thinking
ben_vulpes: anything that is not sleep is work
ben_vulpes: paying attention to pets is work
ben_vulpes: plus i don't know that i have the energy to disabuse another twenty something of a lifetime of miseducation again
ben_vulpes: just showing up
ben_vulpes: nonzero
ben_vulpes is pathologically lazy
ben_vulpes: dunno that i'd be willing to trade the time sink of mistressmgmt for the sweet relaxation of being brought beers and snacks on the hammock after biking home from work
ben_vulpes: suremebbe
ben_vulpes: yeah although i don't actually have a mistress
ben_vulpes: mhm!
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: more likely tell the mistress the wife demands the entire week and spend it in the lab.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: gotta update the mitm on webchat
ben_vulpes rummages around for gas mask, loses interest
ben_vulpes: to which i "YES PLEASE GO"
ben_vulpes: visiting gramma
ben_vulpes: "hey i'll be out of town from aug 25 through sept 6, so if you want to come down south and bring the bambino i'll fly y'all in"
ben_vulpes: subject of burning man, girl got a text last night
ben_vulpes: hah!
ben_vulpes: "but you can just staple a bunch of digits together and make an int, right? RIGHT?"
ben_vulpes: everything is so gross
ben_vulpes: i mean hey that's pretty amusing as well, that js doesn't have ints.
ben_vulpes: 'jq' is this mostly-c-thinger that parses json.
ben_vulpes: in json you mean? or are you talking about the jslib 'jquery'?
ben_vulpes: oh oh! relatedly. jq doesn't do ints. floats only. cuz reezuns.
ben_vulpes: thanks phf, i used shinohai's dump as i didn't realize that your tgz contained wordpress as well as wp-content
ben_vulpes: on the topic of pointing and laughing, http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-06#1497751 << phf would you be so kind as to share what you did to your wp-content/themes/comments.php to get past the "stale comments" thinger?
ben_vulpes: it is a very tidy sourceball, trinque.
ben_vulpes: oh sorry am i distracting from the fiddy cents of btc bitfinex lost?
ben_vulpes: man the weak shit on display
ben_vulpes: oh man the thing even has a "sign the papers" moment
ben_vulpes: the thing features stock photos of leo from the movie and the obligatory noble j-school ho
ben_vulpes: jeez
ben_vulpes: actually greenwald schmeenwald you backed *anyone* who suggested the use of anything other than RSA.
ben_vulpes: and you're the guaaaardian you backed greenwald gtfo
ben_vulpes: you either bring scans and let them stand or you bring unsubstantiated claims
ben_vulpes: i don't take shit on anyone's word anymore
ben_vulpes: bitch shut the fuck up or publish
ben_vulpes: annoying theme of the article: "according to documents seen by the guardian"
ben_vulpes: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/28/1mdb-inside-story-worlds-biggest-financial-scandal-malaysia << the spin continues
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-08#1517004 << your highly log-referential humour has not gone unnoticed
ben_vulpes: parents are so boring
ben_vulpes: first time in months, in the midafternoon
ben_vulpes: in other news i am taking babymomma on A DATE!!1
ben_vulpes: if you're hitting this failure path, gpg will complain that it doesn't have stan's key
ben_vulpes: you can see that this is the issue you're running into if you run gpg --verify thinger.vpatch thinger.vpatch.sig (or w/e the inane order is)
ben_vulpes: the autobuilder has three keys mentioned at the top that need to live in the keyring used when you run gpg -k
ben_vulpes: hanbot: have you added that key to the default keyring on the box?
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-06#1516146 << there was a whole thread about the thing in #trinquelandia
ben_vulpes: phf: nobody's pushing the incompetence line
ben_vulpes is dreadfully curious about the actual failure mechanism at work here.
ben_vulpes: wait, what does the box location have to do with anything?
ben_vulpes: "There's a possibility they may not be the only ones that are doing this, but right now we feel if they are the only ones that are doing this, with this arrest we hope we will be able to curb the amount of thefts occurring," said Woods. << quote i'd meant to drop last night re the carlol
ben_vulpes: http://www.jochenhschmidt.com/ << plolsk
ben_vulpes: trinque: who wrote it?
ben_vulpes: trinque: "perfect", eh?
ben_vulpes: does a1111 self-shutdown every 24 hours?
ben_vulpes: good morning phf
ben_vulpes: even /i/ know investopedia is trash
ben_vulpes: this greenmail notion is entirely unrealistic, shares allocated to "enginering" are utterly trivial compared to investment tranches, and shartup operators routinely reneg on non-dilution clauses for staff.
ben_vulpes: no, "start-ups"
ben_vulpes: you book salaries under "goodwill"?
ben_vulpes: nearly 4
ben_vulpes: 3% of s.nsa's balance sheet amounts to "sweet parties we have thrown" by that reading
ben_vulpes: (on my part)
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: sure, this is likely a misunderstanding of "intangibles and goodwill" as an asset.
ben_vulpes: psh i dunno what world you grew up in
ben_vulpes: nowai
ben_vulpes: also latest s.nsa posting missing s.nsa wptag
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: how does the server rental fee make sense as "intangibles and goodwill"?
ben_vulpes: what schelling point
ben_vulpes: whip the salt, sue the nasdaq
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-05#1515260 << eg repl-in-crystalspace? or must run crystalspace but then can attach an emacs repl to it?
ben_vulpes: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f2/dc/c2/f2dcc2b9360dc2b30b1d542c131e79e5.jpg << and also holy crap i want one of these
ben_vulpes: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/Palacio_do_Planalto.jpeg << this, i would wander around for a few minutes.
ben_vulpes: yeah, gutter spanish leaking through
ben_vulpes: bits and pieces look like they might be fun to be proximate to for an hour or two
ben_vulpes: quelle triste
ben_vulpes: oh hey the bridge is pretty cool though
ben_vulpes: i mean wtf does lawn really mean "dust rectangle" to brazilians?
ben_vulpes: the photos i've seen of brasilia mostly look tacky as hell, is it any better in person?
ben_vulpes: woof yeah that looks like it might work in theory
ben_vulpes: can one detatch from an x11 display and then later reconnect to it, a la tmux?
ben_vulpes will probably commit some x11 atrocity
ben_vulpes helps shinohai with the log line recency citation criteria binary search project
ben_vulpes: text based eulora client
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: remember https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjT4s9MkbRc ?
ben_vulpes also interested
ben_vulpes: TRIGGERED
ben_vulpes: > tinymce
ben_vulpes off for the evening
ben_vulpes: ty, procured.
ben_vulpes: WE WAIT
ben_vulpes: sweet
ben_vulpes: shinohai: can ye share the sources?
ben_vulpes: shinohai: did you ever get mp-wp running and fit for sharting around?
ben_vulpes: phf: did you ever release the original sources to which your mp-wp patches apply? i scanned a few days of logs and didn't see anything other than the wp-content and a few patches.
ben_vulpes: ah
ben_vulpes was afk at the time of the original party
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-03#1496205 << omfg teh linkrot!!!1
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: can i get a re-link to mp-wp.tar.gz?
ben_vulpes: $key mod6
ben_vulpes: two weeks
ben_vulpes: i'm sure i can delete it from everyone's logs
ben_vulpes: here let me dig through the archives
ben_vulpes: "look! you are now holding your dick."
ben_vulpes: "first, unzip your pants. unroll your sea slug into your left hand."
ben_vulpes: "in this webinar, i will teach you how to hold your dick."
ben_vulpes: "how to schedule a meeting"
ben_vulpes: http://www.kaynemcgladrey.com/events/ << shit is like 101
ben_vulpes: some remora
ben_vulpes: unrelated lolz http://www.kaynemcgladrey.com/about/
ben_vulpes: read as though you were implying i lived off setting ircd's up for folks.
ben_vulpes: oh yeah
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform:
ben_vulpes: i eat off what now?
ben_vulpes: :P
ben_vulpes: you /are/ getting old!
ben_vulpes: "Some of it..."
ben_vulpes: not so bad west of the cascades though.
ben_vulpes: i thought that was 16-24
ben_vulpes: prime bearing years?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: whut? 30-35 is prime wimminzing?
ben_vulpes: anyways, unrelatedly, the new box stands on its own two feet. now to close the colo deal, rack and migrate.
ben_vulpes: me i'm not even thirty yet!
ben_vulpes: heh, all that means is you're 43 and not willing to come to terms with it yet
ben_vulpes not privy to the uncensored reports
ben_vulpes: yeah well have to build a cpu first or something
ben_vulpes: fuck dude go park it off a shipping lane and get weekly oil deliveries if you really burn that much
ben_vulpes: "doesn't go underwater" probly
ben_vulpes: but iono, nato, rockets, enforcement, he'll come up with a reason why it'd never work.
ben_vulpes: there are some good deals on the market!
ben_vulpes: srs
ben_vulpes: shipglut ain't going anywhere though.
ben_vulpes: "TANKERS! GETCHER TANKERS!"
ben_vulpes: down from 100k a year ago?
ben_vulpes: like 18k/day i think?
ben_vulpes: yeesh have you seen the rates though?
ben_vulpes: i briefly looked into buying a giant waterproof sack and sticking it into a TEU for int'l wine shipping.
ben_vulpes shrugs
ben_vulpes: no es un pais de pobre rose
ben_vulpes: no although i did have to lay about with the cane one time when someone brought me a bottle of refrigerated red.
ben_vulpes: "dude, it's not a cooler. the wine was already cold. it's an /insulator/."
ben_vulpes: this a bottle that'd been sitting in the fridge all week.
ben_vulpes: he arrived on the deck with the bottle /in/ the insulator, surrounded by ice and /in water/
ben_vulpes: heh and further lolz of the wine insulator, i once asked one of the staff to bring a bottle up in it
ben_vulpes: i believe that one of the cleaning girls put it in the dishwasher.
ben_vulpes: semi-relatedly, i found the wine insulator.
ben_vulpes: but the male-gendered bowel movements don't have a scrap of dole to redistribute.
ben_vulpes: now, the business major /chicas/ not so at all.
ben_vulpes: dude the business majors are even more pathetic.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: thank you for the killfile.
ben_vulpes: phf: thank you for the insight.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: why did you burn out udev?
ben_vulpes: either that or a totally staid gay lawyer
ben_vulpes: i'll probably be cursed with the opposite.
ben_vulpes: heh.
ben_vulpes: wut
ben_vulpes: well that didn't render in my irctron
ben_vulpes: hyu
ben_vulpes: http://globalguerrillas.typepad.com/globalguerrillas/2016/08/fixing-america-make-a-political-party-out-of-software.html << john robb with the lolz
ben_vulpes: for bonus points, capture some amount of the heat generated from the exothermic co2 sequestration process
ben_vulpes: operate as a triple-bottom-line corp, strive to lose money, and sell stock on an ongoing basis to 'ethical investors'
ben_vulpes: i'm thinking dig olivine out of the earth, blow co2 over it, and sell carbon credits.
ben_vulpes: fuck software, it's time for a new scam.
ben_vulpes: heh.
ben_vulpes: i'm glad we all agree
ben_vulpes: pointless complexity.
ben_vulpes: i'm rather tempted to simply nuke the html view.
ben_vulpes: gross.
ben_vulpes: also pls to characterize mangling
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: does the mangling show up in ?raw=true?
ben_vulpes: so what actually happened with the multisig shits?
ben_vulpes: INCOHERENT?!
ben_vulpes: incoherent?
ben_vulpes: nobody could have oh whatever
ben_vulpes: no price signal?
ben_vulpes: what's that?
ben_vulpes: "in my bike bag. don't forget to antibiotic before applying the glue."
ben_vulpes: two weeks later, cuts herself open on something else, "hey where's the superglue?"
ben_vulpes: TEH MONSTROUS
ben_vulpes: imagine how pointless it is to attempt to band-aid a 9-month old's fingers.
ben_vulpes: and that was the day i won the great Battle of Cyanoacrylate
ben_vulpes: child never noticed. lady, though, did rather quickly, once the bright red started getting on rugs and the baby.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: semi-relatedly, kiddo sliced his hands open on the radiator fins of an airconditioner i had lying foolishly within reach
ben_vulpes: hoho you actually sliced yourself, eh?
ben_vulpes: this is why i left #fabcareer
ben_vulpes: ick.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: gross!
ben_vulpes: ie9 is alive and well among the shoe-purchasing, web-surfing population
ben_vulpes: i will not tap at screens anymore.
ben_vulpes: copes halfway decently with my wot's argot.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: does "swipe" input
ben_vulpes: keyboard google wrote for ios.
ben_vulpes: gboard mitigates the horrendity.
ben_vulpes: what am i looking at
ben_vulpes: holy fuk
ben_vulpes: eh i was lunchin
ben_vulpes: nobody needs to call anyone else.
ben_vulpes: bad cell service is a feature.
ben_vulpes: gracious
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1512133 << bringing up hw, shaving yaks.
ben_vulpes: goodness.
ben_vulpes: seen it on laptops, though.
ben_vulpes: i've not been so blessed.
ben_vulpes: i just gotta piss on every fence in case one of 'ems electrified
ben_vulpes: i had no idea what i'd bought at the time.
ben_vulpes: and with an unprovisioned server slowly grinding towards utility i am /already ridiculously safer/ than running virtualized.
ben_vulpes: sure!
ben_vulpes: plan being a kind of principal here.
ben_vulpes: the interest doesn't sting quite as badly when you've a plan and wait for the right moment.
ben_vulpes: choice*
ben_vulpes: the prefuckingcise reason i am not making the investment in mp-wp at this moment is because i am paying a debt on the virtualization tool choise.
ben_vulpes: what can't, draft is right here on me hdd.
ben_vulpes: dude i'm repouring a foundation over here.
ben_vulpes: and shitty tools moreso!
ben_vulpes: (also did anyone notice that the malaysian project is being performed under the civil forfeiture statutes?!)
ben_vulpes: anyways i have several mega housekeeping chores in between here and trying mp-wp for myself.
ben_vulpes: choice choice lulz
ben_vulpes: choice lulz
ben_vulpes: well not yours, but the thing shared around lo these weeks ago
ben_vulpes: last i recall you said something to shinohai about scripts or documentation?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: so does that thing work?
ben_vulpes: all i have in life is my dependency graph
ben_vulpes: see: gentoo quest
ben_vulpes: kills my will to write
ben_vulpes: but the thought of running the org2blog export process for 120 seconds every time i want to tweak something
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: there's no piece yet even
ben_vulpes: i) "sovereign wealth fund" issues bonds since the usg performed some kind of backflip and the phrase meant something other than "giant pile of cash sucked out of the earth"
ben_vulpes: pockets of everyone on staff 3) gosh this could be over 2000 words
ben_vulpes: anyways this malaysian thing is hilarious and interesting on several other axes as well: 1) the malaysian government is nowhere mentioned in the pr-wank 2) if one accepts the usg narrative, gs is an obvious stooge of *someone* in the play due to not doing dd adequate to determine that bond monies were going to an organization with inadequate controls to keep the money from draining immediately into the
ben_vulpes: long, even.
ben_vulpes: this machine is not log for the living.
ben_vulpes: WELL
ben_vulpes: ahaha
ben_vulpes: usg does cryptocurrency, gets hosed, news at whenever
ben_vulpes: dude the past week has raised my shits given about ethereum from zero to like a half
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-01#1511945 << my mircea_partizan simulator worx!
ben_vulpes: someone's getting impaled.
ben_vulpes: figurehead is stand in.
ben_vulpes: eh, what "buterin".
ben_vulpes: pardon?
ben_vulpes: "buterin" and "his" are readily stand ins for "lizards" and "theirs"
ben_vulpes: yes yes
ben_vulpes: i know i met the guy one time
ben_vulpes: but the notion of a "fits in head" ethereum contract boggles the mind, so.
ben_vulpes: utterly fucking hilarious to me that buterin hosed his own thing to fix poorly implemented scripts by others