ben_vulpes: but the sunsets are so boring now
ben_vulpes: jurov: cloudfront errors at the ml again
ben_vulpes: not precisely my link, but reddit appears down from here
ben_vulpes: in the directory.io/faq page?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: pardon?
ben_vulpes: 2013 even, but amused me.
ben_vulpes: very close, when inflation-adjusted, some 250.
ben_vulpes: well this is the office and apparently they have their own set of keys
ben_vulpes: "GANG PLUGGING POWER TAPS"
ben_vulpes: fire marshall let himself into my office and fined me for power cord mismanagement
ben_vulpes: tell me about it!
ben_vulpes: i didn't actually know that the fire marshall planned to let himself in, but GLORIOUS SOCIALIST UTOPIA OF PORTLAND
ben_vulpes: yeah, that's exactly it.
ben_vulpes: funny thing is that i can guarantee if i'm drawing any serious amount of amperage it will be the walls that ignite and not my nigga-rigged workstation
ben_vulpes dies laughing
ben_vulpes: power cords only
ben_vulpes: i wish
ben_vulpes was just fined for gang plugging
ben_vulpes: lol what is that a lisp predicate joke gabriel_laddel_p ?
ben_vulpes: gabriel_laddel_p: it is the poor modern americans resynthesis of the original coke + booze cocktails
ben_vulpes: OCD TITRATION
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: or even more dilute, through a whole cocktail
ben_vulpes: good idea though! i've dropped many a dose of 'acid' into 'friends' eyeballs.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: nah, traditional oral application
ben_vulpes: gabriel_laddel: there's a metabolite that comes out when digestion booze and coke together
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: indeed have, why do you ask?
ben_vulpes: one of the few psyochoactive experiments left on my list is the eyedropper bottle of cocaine/alcohol solution
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-01#1575483 << yeah mine is rarely even 1 behind, frequently ahead of bc.info and frenz
ben_vulpes: pile*
ben_vulpes: and a pike of entropy sitting in the corner
ben_vulpes: tru tru
ben_vulpes: congrats on FUCKGOATS, asciilifeform!
ben_vulpes: does
ben_vulpes: betcha that's exactly what gabriel_laddel did
ben_vulpes considering "deskilling" the entire mobile-app "api server" with judicious compilation of libpq
ben_vulpes: phf: the things one learns!
ben_vulpes: lxc didn't predate?
ben_vulpes: entire thing runs atop bezos' virtu-staxx
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: omg hate speech as if to assume they even have their own boxes!
ben_vulpes: whether the investors made the tin woman, obvs
ben_vulpes: absolutely sole purpose is to render savings moot.
ben_vulpes: no individual may be credited with leaking printolade. it -- leaks.
ben_vulpes: ah, the spontaneous generation argument
ben_vulpes cranes at the salt in his ass
ben_vulpes: shotgun blasts of capital don't really count for "made"
ben_vulpes: "made it"
ben_vulpes: possibly*
ben_vulpes: i never saw a signed anything, couldn't possible say "who" "did" anything
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: anonymous web properties have authors now?
ben_vulpes: lj never took 2 seconds to return a simple html page...
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: try livejournal, i eat livejournal urls
ben_vulpes: but lookie at the mircea_popescu citing sv's own propaganda machine
ben_vulpes: whatever, crunchbase took 2 seconds to return a page, i killed the process
ben_vulpes: fuck me sideways
ben_vulpes waves at babes
ben_vulpes: employs many an orbiting babe
ben_vulpes: wholly owned by salesfarce these days
ben_vulpes: heroku graham << citation needed
ben_vulpes idly enumerates his ballsac
ben_vulpes: related: http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Joburgs-dumbest-policeman.jpg
ben_vulpes: in other "baby i'm trying to find something redeeming in the american holiday season"s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J44mRRo0-P0&list=PLUSRfoOcUe4YfT3KjO5JInZ7owN_nIMh4&index=1
ben_vulpes: on a fresh load that is
ben_vulpes: chrome takes ~1sec to draw it
ben_vulpes: using js to draw that?
ben_vulpes: lookin slick
ben_vulpes really off now
ben_vulpes: anyways, that episode pointed me in the direction of external log mgmt
ben_vulpes: failed to land a patch, was summarily executed by handlers
ben_vulpes: well also polarbeard did some objectionable whole-codebase patching
ben_vulpes has devoured sweets, dons commuter yeti for more rainridin
ben_vulpes: well dump svlogd in the bin of 'pointless abstractions that make life under the tyranny of linux mildly less painful and retarded' then
ben_vulpes has never seen one, would not know
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: where do sanely written programs log?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: well i put a redirect in there
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: eats stdout, yes
ben_vulpes: can be configured for log rotation, timestamps in myriad formats, udp packets on certain parse events
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i know you already gave up on the thing, but i use svlogd to hammer poorly-logging proggies into sanity
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: svlogd
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-28#1573876, http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-28#1573878 << http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/Er2hU/?raw=true
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-28#1573889 << baww, no just forgot.
ben_vulpes: let's retroactively impeach obama for accepting the nobel without congress' blessing
ben_vulpes: heh
ben_vulpes: what, the chinese are going to grant him a title?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: glib
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: h-how is that going to work?
ben_vulpes: SERIOUSLY BE AFRAID
ben_vulpes: more lulz from linked rag: https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2016/11/23/trumps-new-interview-with-the-new-york-times-isnt-reassuring-its-deeply-alarming/
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: it's going to be so unfair when the white working class is entirely satisfied with the recent championship pay-per-view outcome
ben_vulpes: funkenstein_ a good candidate
ben_vulpes: mats: that's rich, coming from the local documentarian of besieged arabs
ben_vulpes: in other pcengines: http://archive.is/slpYZ
ben_vulpes: "we've barricaded ourselves in this room and are now all tweeting about it"
ben_vulpes: lol 8 /injured/?
ben_vulpes: it's like a minor tantrum
ben_vulpes: 8 is not a rampage
ben_vulpes: portland behind the curve as always
ben_vulpes: ballistic crabs!
ben_vulpes: yeah artificial shells gave me a great lol
ben_vulpes: (hunchentoot uber alles)
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: working on a c httptron?
ben_vulpes: also two factors
ben_vulpes: there are 2 ips there
ben_vulpes: http://cyber.dealing.ninja/ << not even kidding dns entries cropping up in #b-a
ben_vulpes: the insecuribelli?
ben_vulpes: owow organ of corti is alive huh
ben_vulpes: now there's a woman not terrifically insecure about her tummy
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-19#1506568 << this being the other extreme
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-19#1570665 << phuctor appears to suffer this in spades
ben_vulpes: little toy is practically begging for a rewrite. personal hunch in re orbital software development model is that software subject to realtime changing constraints has a ~2 year depreciation schedule
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: i have added more magic numbers to enable your habits
ben_vulpes: probably old news, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xX_KaStFT8
ben_vulpes: trump claims he'll file notice to withdraw from the tpp
ben_vulpes: http://www.ebay.ca/itm/Tom-Edwards-Coffee-Mug-Dont-Look-at-Me-I-Didnt-Vote-for-Him-Social-Insecurity-/191805586136?hash=item2ca880fad8 << this one in particular
ben_vulpes: trinque: oblig mug i grew up drinking out of http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/bLsAAOSw1vlUubcb/s-l1600.jpg
ben_vulpes: just trying to weave these threads of conversation into some bizarro fabric over here
ben_vulpes: hmk
ben_vulpes: yeah that
ben_vulpes: what /did/ you read on the 'kowtowing'?
ben_vulpes: nyt transcript is pretty amusing. friendman's butthurt leaking all over the page.
ben_vulpes: better chances than thumbing ass and praying
ben_vulpes: see: "trumpargenwat"
ben_vulpes: quite
ben_vulpes: makes this real fucked up kind of sense
ben_vulpes: put the black dude in charge of the projects
ben_vulpes: yeah that's rich
ben_vulpes: orly?
ben_vulpes: and so they're stuck being the third generation down.
ben_vulpes: kinda their problem not mine
ben_vulpes is trolling liberals with "look at all of the war we've waged and all of the booty we brought back" lately
ben_vulpes does not see any of these 'nazis' signing up to go fight anywhere
ben_vulpes: 'have a war, kill off 8/10'?
ben_vulpes: haven't we done the 'make a people great again' thread as well?
ben_vulpes could not get sound to happen
ben_vulpes: 'non profit'
ben_vulpes: non profit does not serve this case of 'enough of those'.
ben_vulpes: perhaps wants to 'invest' (lol) 'profits' (lol) into another venture (lol?)
ben_vulpes: what if one has enough of those
ben_vulpes: 501c3's show profit nao?
ben_vulpes: given how tight-lipped nyc has traditionally been with "pushed onto tracks" numbers, "rash" is unjustified.
ben_vulpes: in other trumpargentwat/international great again: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/cashing-in-bigly-in-argentina
ben_vulpes: the v8 donkey!
ben_vulpes: knew?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: that monster flies, though
ben_vulpes: mats has it
ben_vulpes: the ships, along with the plane, are such a delightful distillation of the disintegration in place
ben_vulpes: using highly radioactive polywater!
ben_vulpes: water in the power transmission bearings this time
ben_vulpes: you don't like anything!
ben_vulpes: also in classic df: http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Cacame_Awemedinade
ben_vulpes: classic
ben_vulpes: one can even dig down to hell
ben_vulpes: players wrote their own dwarf mgmt software because the builtin mgmt tools are famously inadequate
ben_vulpes: dwarf fortress is a game you play in spite of the game's best efforts to stop you
ben_vulpes: Framedragger: ui? dwarf fortress?
ben_vulpes: rather deep crafting tree, roguelike + 4x
ben_vulpes: i was a fan when i played vidya games
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-21#1571947 << ever dabble with 'dwarf fortress'?
ben_vulpes: is there any good reason to trust that chart?
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: watched any of clarkson's new show?
ben_vulpes off for a while
ben_vulpes: Framedragger: i am also curious to know what kind of requirements you have for a vps that your current loggotron doesn't serve.
ben_vulpes: oho it isn't now
ben_vulpes: just don't connect it to the internet, what
ben_vulpes: and i want a mig
ben_vulpes: nevertheless, academic.
ben_vulpes: replication works on the wal, not on the committed db, and so i don't think it would have the load impact you do.
ben_vulpes: 'read only sql users to a replica of the phuctor db' is, while an interesting project, not wanted by the people doing most of the analysis afaict
ben_vulpes: i too would like more detail in re 'shall provide a platform for those interested in analysing RSA keys'
ben_vulpes: even mike_c-'s thing only used js to populate the typeahead iirc
ben_vulpes: Framedragger: just deliver svgs, eh?
ben_vulpes: wot browser somewhat higher priority though
ben_vulpes: phf: may be able to chime in on how much load that'd add to the db process but i don't think much
ben_vulpes: Framedragger: if you go down the 'phuctor visualizer/dash' route, you might consider leaning on pg streaming replication
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: did you ever apply asciilifeform's 'banhammer'?
ben_vulpes: harumph.
ben_vulpes: well now the remaining jo
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: ^^
ben_vulpes: !!up Gaboose yo get a connection that stays up, would you? the join/part spam is entirely unnecessary.
ben_vulpes: confederacio general trabajadores?
ben_vulpes: cgt?
ben_vulpes: http://s2.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20161118&t=2&i=1162278312&w=&fh=&fw=&ll=780&pl=468&sq=&r=LYNXMPECAH1KE << CHRISTMAS TREE
ben_vulpes: ahaha "a demonstrator disguised as santa clause gestures next to a christmas tree with signs demanding aid plans and reform bills"
ben_vulpes: 'protests'
ben_vulpes: protests now outside congress and not casa rosada so that mircea_popescu cannot debunk by stretching and walking outside
ben_vulpes: http://www.reuters.com/article/us-argentina-protests-idUSKBN13D2JY << "tens of thousands!"
ben_vulpes: a) i dunno that georgians live in anything but b) who knows if it was even 'his'
ben_vulpes: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/u-s-marshal-killed-serving-warrant-georgia-mobile-home-park-article-1.2879101
ben_vulpes: > activist
ben_vulpes: trinque: http://i.imgur.com/ImeAUIP.jpg
ben_vulpes: trinque: they're noisy and have ~0 to do with anything
ben_vulpes: "omg its the only way to get unbrainwashed girlfriends"
ben_vulpes: "omg dating down is reprehensible!"
ben_vulpes: cant imagine life is still viable at 22 these days though
ben_vulpes: yeah you gotta catch 'em at like 22
ben_vulpes: what, all missing parts?
ben_vulpes: gabriel_laddel: you're going to have to give "web can now be a thing" a bit more detail
ben_vulpes: exciting, innit
ben_vulpes: carter/west 2020
ben_vulpes: yeezy for prez
ben_vulpes: longest potential horizon wager in tmsr~ yet?
ben_vulpes: aha
ben_vulpes: see ya sometime q1
ben_vulpes: "i ben vulpes, identifed"
ben_vulpes: lol we have a typo
ben_vulpes: standby 2
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: scrap 'drafted in' line and jam it into deedbot?
ben_vulpes: something like that
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-18#1569748 << your holding keys did not absolve me of tracking account deposits
ben_vulpes: obviously it weakens the automatability of your processing to open up a hole for contesting deposits
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-18#1569605 << just because i didn't detail how to deal with idiot customers doesn't mean that you can't also look for mismatched amounts and resolve it yourself
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-18#1569602 << eh it's 250 words, he's been threatening to do it forever, just prodding
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-18#1569585 << not unreasonabru, wallet braindamage/taint stush/millions of other things weren't necessarily apparent in 2011
ben_vulpes: !!up the_scourge planning to do something about all the reconnects?
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/2qvy4/?raw=true
ben_vulpes: ?
ben_vulpes: mnope
ben_vulpes: i've never seen anyone get under mircea_popescu's skin like that guy did
ben_vulpes: rip tiberius
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: lol
ben_vulpes: there are worse ways to go..
ben_vulpes: devoured by camhos
ben_vulpes: (may still be, who knows...)
ben_vulpes: naphex was romanian anywasy
ben_vulpes: well now i'm imagining that gif with a 3-piece
ben_vulpes: unless that's you...
ben_vulpes: look at the beard!
ben_vulpes: http://i.imgur.com/xl1R8KP.gif << in which we learn that danielpbarron is a world-class circus skateboard athlete
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: receipt acknowledged, in the middle of something
ben_vulpes: "digit-labs"?
ben_vulpes: !!help
ben_vulpes: because you have no idea how to use it
ben_vulpes: !!key rg
ben_vulpes: putincorp 2016
ben_vulpes: world is not a cinder yet
ben_vulpes: lol top fuckin host
ben_vulpes tacoing
ben_vulpes: if 15 buys a house, .15 might get you a car!
ben_vulpes: anyways draft a contract if the notion appeals
ben_vulpes: hundred percent odds implies that you'd be on the hook for 21MBTC
ben_vulpes: if i understand the math here, you'd only stake 14.85
ben_vulpes: i know.
ben_vulpes: hey with all the couches you're buying
ben_vulpes: y'had me scratching my head there for a second