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mircea_popescu: dub: problematic for #b-a shutins << you should see the bright suns of argentina, northern boi.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it's actually great, the sun of my childhood. back when i was a kid i loved the sun, but then something sort-of changed at some point, past decade or so i couldn't even look at the fucking sky in the daytime. i kinda untinkingly just figured it's... gone.
mircea_popescu: got here, discovered that the exact thing i knew as a boy still exists.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: aha, same! i assumed it was on account of moving to north a.
mircea_popescu: i imagine it's some sort of northern hemisphere polution or other.
mircea_popescu: just, this very bright but nondestructive sun.
mircea_popescu: mebbe ozone layer hole ? who knows.
asciilifeform: i bought a uv dosimeter as learning such a thing existed. because burns after 40 min. or so.
asciilifeform: no such thing in childhood.
asciilifeform: assumed - ozone.
mircea_popescu: well it makes no sense because hole should be right here
ben_vulpes: why should the hole be over ba?
mircea_popescu: isn't antarctica where the hole supposedly was /
TomServo: That's my recollection.
dub: sun here is brutal
mircea_popescu: tropical summer, ba sun's pleasant. bright winter day in mass, no snow or anything, sun's too much.
mircea_popescu: there's something at work here.
dub: takes like 10 minutes to get sunburned
dub: they actually track burn time in weather forecasting
mircea_popescu recalls going to seaside with fambly as 5yo, spending whole day (10am to 3-4 pm ?) in sun building castles. turning distinctly indian colored.
mircea_popescu: no uv screens back then either.
mircea_popescu: but i never had a sunburn.
dub: yeah, dem greenhouse gases
asciilifeform also built castles, around same era, within ~900km of mircea_popescu, same latitude, no burns
mircea_popescu: is it even 900km to odessa ?!
mircea_popescu: ;;google distance constanta odessa
gribble: Varna.info - Constanta to Varna Travel: <http://www.varna.info/constanta-to-varna/>; Constanța to Odessa by bus, car, plane | Rome2rio: <http://www.rome2rio.com/s/Constan%C8%9Ba/Odessa>; Trains, buses, airplanes to / from Moldova. Options, time table: <http://www.marisha.net/crossroads.htm>
dub: I got 3rd degree burns when i was 10 or so from a full day lying on beach and surfboard, back and legs turned to one big blister
dub: but yeah, no sunblock back then
mircea_popescu: i never had skin peel.
dub: I spend a lot of time in the sun
mircea_popescu: i thought you were a dc monkey.
mircea_popescu: "we have a luminator!"
dub: [23:13] <dub> fixin to get exual
dub: er
assbot: constanta romania to odessa ukraine - Wolfram|Alpha ... ( http://bit.ly/1ya7STo )
asciilifeform: wolframator claims: ~300km
mircea_popescu: seems more like it
mircea_popescu: prolly 500ish if you drive
dub: its 26c here, at 18:00. The sea is 22-24c so I try to stay in that as mush as possible around this time of year
cazalla: listen to all these amatuers talk about getting sun burnt.. one of the highest rates of skin cancer in the world!
cazalla: down under that is
mircea_popescu: only because the snake & spider venom protects you from it.
mircea_popescu: otherwise au cancers'd have the greatest incidence of attached human tissue or something
dub: or because the avg oz cant work out hoe to dress itself
cazalla: personally i cut the melanomas off with a bowie knife
dub: fuckin chew them off mate, wash it down with a vb
dub: [00:19] <dub> [23:13] <dub> fixin to get exual
dub: lel fuck
mircea_popescu: ;;google instructions on how to use a modern keyboard for dub and others in need
gribble: DubTurbo - Easy To Use Beat Maker & Music Production Software + ...: <http://www.dubturbo.com/>; Hip Hop Beat Construction Made Easy - TweakHeadz: <http://tweakheadz.com/hip-hop-beat-construction-made-easy-the-elements-of-a-beat-arranging-beats-orchestrating-beats-sound-creation-and-production-tips-for-hip-hop/>; Ambient music - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: (1 more message)
dub hits turbo boost
mircea_popescu: clearly.
mircea_popescu: ;;google how to make a search engine that didn't suck.
gribble: Amazon.com: Search Engine Marketing That Doesn't Suck (Punk ...: <http://www.amazon.com/Search-Engine-Marketing-Doesnt-Collection-ebook/dp/B00CKCQI7K>; A search engine built by the crowd, that does not suck | archify blog: <http://blog.archify.com/2013/07/11/a-search-engine-built-by-the-crowd-that-does-not-suck/>; New search UI coming in Firefox 34 | Mozilla Add-ons Blog: (1 more message)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 7323 @ 0.00071575 = 5.2414 BTC [-] {22}
mod6: so, when I googled: Error 10042
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55700 @ 0.00056227 = 31.3184 BTC [-] {2}
mod6: it came back with windows TCP Socket Errors. I was like ... WTF?! RAGE!
mod6: lol. had me goin'
mircea_popescu: i kinda made it up on the idea that dumbass windows errors are 1000xx sort of thing
mod6: haha. it was spot on.
mod6: i thought it had to have something to do with the curl commands. but couldn't sort it out.
asciilifeform: ;;google guru meditation error
gribble: Guru Meditation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guru_Meditation>; What the heck is this Virtualbox Guru Meditation error about ...: <http://www.fixedbyvonnie.com/2014/09/heck-virtualbox-guru-meditation-error/>; Service Unavailable - Guru Meditation - Varnish cache server - Drupal: <https://www.drupal.org/node/1930488>
mod6: was like "i /knew/ i should have just wrote it in perl".
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 30 @ 0.109223 = 3.2767 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: mod6 why, so at least you'd be ok with it failing ? :D
mod6: hahah
mod6: i typically have a bit of a more painful time writing shell scripts
mod6: back in the day, you had to really know the differences in syntax between sh, bash, ksh, csh, tcsh, zsh etc. It was such a headache. Then along comes perl...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26300 @ 0.00058954 = 15.5049 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: yeah this is strangely never mentioned
mod6: left my memorzation of all the nuances of the shells in the past
asciilifeform: not mentioned for the same reason sky being blue is rarely mentioned - abundantly clear that an atrocity like perl had to offer a mega-win to catch on (and it did genuinely, organically catch on)
ben_vulpes only learned from working with mod6
ben_vulpes: learned *this*
mircea_popescu: yeah i guess so
ben_vulpes: explains why so many sages under whom i've labored have been all about the perl
mod6: i dunno, i like it. it's built around lexigraphical parsing and list processing. i've gotten comfortable in there over the years.
ben_vulpes: list processing's a pretty neat programming model yeah
ben_vulpes: also explains why soooo many terminal programs are extensible with you know "perl, and maybe some other languages if you absolutely must"
asciilifeform confesses that he has never written, or used, an extension for a terminal
mircea_popescu is waiting for terminal 2.0, extended with css instead of language.
asciilifeform tests barf bag
mod6 screams in agony
ben_vulpes: that's...inhumane.
mircea_popescu: but you could use other fonts besides comic ?
ben_vulpes: yeah i could have emojiterm
ben_vulpes: with inline gifs
mod6: comic sans shell, be like something from maddox
mircea_popescu: are you opposing women in bash ?
ben_vulpes: no wai emojiterm is the missing piece of wimminz in tech
ben_vulpes: quickly i must kickstart this
ben_vulpes: kickshart
mircea_popescu: make sure you're transparent.
asciilifeform long awaits 'suckstarter', successor to 'kickstarter'
mod6: suckstarter will be the new facebook for broke hoz
mod6: i can't wait
mircea_popescu: was that rubber ?
ben_vulpes: it's a broken hose, asciilifeform!
asciilifeform: well yes.
ben_vulpes: different topic y'all
mircea_popescu: eh just put some caulk on it.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: 'solver' can fail
ben_vulpes: sure...
mircea_popescu: so can verify solution
ben_vulpes: this is probably me not grokking c. how does the function with a signature of like 6 args get called legitimately with 4?
ben_vulpes: the first of which doesn't even seem to be a keystore
ben_vulpes: CKeyStore
mircea_popescu: are the first 2 defaults ?
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: cpp. declared with 5. last is default.
mircea_popescu: it occurs to me this is pretty horribru programming.
assbot: bitcoin/sign.h at f914f1a746d7f91951c1da262a4a749dd3ebfa71 · bitcoin/bitcoin · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1wY6Qnz )
ben_vulpes: waahahahaha
ben_vulpes: are you serious
ben_vulpes: okay cool well i guess that makes sense
asciilifeform: as far as cppisms go, this is nothing at all.
ben_vulpes: sure, i guess
ben_vulpes: so that's two exported versions of the same function that are "polymorphic" as i understand the term on argument types?
asciilifeform: i may have linked to the current turd instead of 0.5.3
mircea_popescu: why would anyone want to do this
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: yeah, that's the current version
mircea_popescu: i apparently understsnd even less of coding than i had thought.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: polymorphism? so you can use 'plus' on quaternions, bignum ints, and smallints, and it remains called 'plus' - etc.
asciilifeform: polyadic functions?
mircea_popescu: export a differently defined prototype of thje same function same name
assbot: bitcoin/script.h at v0.5.3 · bitcoin/bitcoin · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1yafup9 )
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: aha
ben_vulpes: i'm still not understanding how the *this argument (which looks like a bool?!) is turning into a CKeyStore
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: in cpp, 'this' points to current object.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes is new to cpp ?
ben_vulpes: no, i understand the this pointer. what i'm failing to understand is how the reference to the object from which SignSignature is called can in any way be coerced to a CKeyStore
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: a bit, yeah. picking it up relatively quickly.
ben_vulpes: my problem with the bitcoin codebase is not cpp (that's just another language), but the insane class hierarchies i have to hold in my head
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: you probably already own b. stroustrup, but for n00bs i like to give s. lippman's 'primer'
ben_vulpes: mthanks
ben_vulpes is still hung on the CKeyStore coercion
asciilifeform once fed 'lippman' to pet. it turned out that she had been fed it already as a child
ben_vulpes will now have to shelve and reserve Siebel for late night palate cleanser
asciilifeform: and was already an accomplished hater of the language.
ben_vulpes: ah okay i get it
ben_vulpes: CWallet inherits from CCryptoKeyStore
ben_vulpes: thanks, asciilifeform!
assbot: A Class Browser for C++ ... ( http://bit.ly/1wY9xWn )
ben_vulpes eyes bulge
mircea_popescu: i wonder how much stuff like "let's make a readable, minimal implementation of bitcoin" would increase adoption.
mircea_popescu: as opposed to misguided efforts at "let's bloat everything with more of the same stupid"
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: for example, it will become possible to write a book about how the damn thing works.
mircea_popescu: brb making a reddit survey.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: specifically in the style of the 'lions book'
ben_vulpes: okay i guess i'm not getting anything done on the cpp for a few days while i get up to speed on ebrowse
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yeah, seven years later o.O
assbot: Commentary on the Sixth Edition UNIX Operating System ... ( http://bit.ly/1wY9PN1 )
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform that book doesn't exist because o'reilly didn't publish it.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: as (i think) i told jurov & co., it is my intention to eventually write this book. if live long enough.
ben_vulpes: "Without such a tool you often end up greping through dozens or even hundreds of files." << yeah exactly. EXACTLY.
mircea_popescu smiles at the original premise of the entire foss movement rebirthed. "by working on intelligent tasks with intelligent people you become more intelligent yourself. this is more important than money"
ben_vulpes can't hear anything over the sound of brain fabric ripping
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: there are other, i think, similar proggies
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you're not going to die man. at the very most, you'll be set in a room for 30 years' stretch. at a time where you're old enough to not really miss women so much anymore, and old enough to really appreciate the stability of 3 regular, predictable meals a day.
asciilifeform: then i can finally write 'mein kampf.'
asciilifeform: or wait, i think that one's out already
mircea_popescu: well, use different parameters.
mircea_popescu: then it can still be called "mein kampf"
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu ever read 'Schachnovelle' ?
mircea_popescu: (and yes ftr /me is nonplussed with the idiotic idea of ambiguously calling everythning "plus". it creates the sort of idiots that imagines they can do statistics work because they can add integers on their fingers)
assbot: A Cartoon Guide to Becoming a Doctor: Dr. Orthochick: Upscale ... ( http://bit.ly/1yaii5w )
artifexd: <ben_vulpes> so that's two exported versions of the same function that are "polymorphic" as i understand the term on argument types? << The proper term is "overloaded"
assbot: The Royal Game - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1yaikdG )
mircea_popescu: im not a great fan of... whatever the fuck that was, german lumpenmodernism
asciilifeform: not a titanic work of literature, but relevant. fella goes mad on account of getting locked up for a while with naught but a chess book.
mircea_popescu: eh it's not how it works, unless fella's a little broken in the head.
mircea_popescu: "Mr. [Patient] is a 39 year old gentleman who sustained several anterior dislocations of his right shoulder when he was involved in martial arts as part of an underground fighting group. He did not seek treatment for these and the problem worsened after he lifted heavy weights while in prison. He presents today with his caretaker, who states that because of his impulsive and self-destructive behavior secondary to bipol
mircea_popescu: ar disorder with psychosis, it is difficult for him to follow any sort of treatment plan."
mircea_popescu is tempted to hire the man.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50300 @ 0.00053341 = 26.8305 BTC [-] {3}
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Aren't medical blogs the best.
mircea_popescu: not bad.
BingoBoingo: Not necessarily as literature, but as a replacement for LinkedIN
ben_vulpes: ty artifexd
Elian11: reading scroll back :IMO a pure Python Bitcoin client would open up development to a lot of coders
asciilifeform: 'would open up development to a lot of coders' << why would anyone wish this to happen ?
Elian11: the usual suspects for "Open Source" development
ben_vulpes: Elian11: i envision a future where journeymen write their own bitcoin implementations
ben_vulpes: "undergraduate exercise"
Elian11: Whats the point if you are not going to help people up?
mircea_popescu: that future's pretty much certain.
mircea_popescu: Elian11 helping people up does not consist of encouraging passengers to bring their own clothes for the airplane.
mircea_popescu: airplanes don't, generally, want clothes. and passengers are invited to play dress-up at home, on their blogs with css and whatever.
mircea_popescu: course a klm flight with a large russian hat atop the cockpit would be kinda funny to look at.
Elian11: I mean up, as in: level up their skills.
assbot: Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1WCK033.txt )
asciilifeform: 'level up skills' at home, under a blanket.
Elian11: You know that song by Michael Jackson, Man in the Mirror
asciilifeform: obligatory naggum: 'I don't _want_ Joe Blows' Homemade Microwave Oven, OK?' ( http://www.xach.com/naggum/articles/3065132899827911@naggum.no.html )
assbot: Re: Why lisp failed in the marketplace - Naggum cll archive ... ( http://bit.ly/1yakU3c )
Elian11: It's my fav. song. And, i think that more people understanding is a good thing
mircea_popescu: your favourite song is michale jackson's man in the mirror ?!
mircea_popescu: what are you, the polish chick in Friends ?
Elian11: ^ yes thats what i write
mircea_popescu: prolly the funniest thing in spanish is that "successful" is "exitoso/a".
mircea_popescu: hm, lisa kudrow is not actually polish. that show's got nothing now ;/
mircea_popescu: i had honestly thought they were making dumb polack jokes.
assbot: Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2FM8AA1.txt )
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 206.51, Best ask: 206.65, Bid-ask spread: 0.14000, Last trade: 206.77, 24 hour volume: 56651.01119185, 24 hour low: 203.0, 24 hour high: 250.01, 24 hour vwap: 228.336912025
mircea_popescu: look at that, exchanges holding on for dear life over 200
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin to drop under 200$ before Feb :: 6.25 B (54%) on Yes, 5.38 B (46%) on No | closing in 1 week 17 hours | weight: 50`499 (100`000 to 10`000) ... ( http://bit.ly/1wYfnXD )
artifexd: Imma be pissed if it drops below 200 before the next block confirms
artifexd: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 24 minutes and 42 seconds
BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 338875 | Current Difficulty: 4.397166205608958E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 340703 | Next Difficulty In: 1828 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 6 days, 8 hours, 14 minutes, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 37387158306.1 | Estimated Percent Change: -14.97443
Elian11: DAMMMMMN 206? Im moving to Africa
mircea_popescu: so is reddit generally pleasing with the gavinesque attack on bitcoin or we're not seeing the matter for the shit between eyes ?
mircea_popescu: pleased*
BingoBoingo: !up yule
[]bot: Bet placed: 5 BTC for Yes on "Bitcoin to drop under 200$ before Feb" http://bitbet.us/bet/1095/ Odds: 80(Y):20(N) by coin, 70(Y):30(N) by weight. Total bet: 27.43877896 BTC. Current weight: 50,465.
[]bot: Bet placed: 2 BTC for Yes on "Bitcoin to drop under 200$ before Feb" http://bitbet.us/bet/1095/ Odds: 80(Y):20(N) by coin, 70(Y):30(N) by weight. Total bet: 27.43877896 BTC. Current weight: 50,464.
[]bot: Bet placed: 8.8 BTC for Yes on "Bitcoin to drop under 200$ before Feb" http://bitbet.us/bet/1095/ Odds: 80(Y):20(N) by coin, 70(Y):30(N) by weight. Total bet: 27.43877896 BTC. Current weight: 50,464.
dub: risky bets
cazalla: i took no for a few bit cents, c'mon no whammy!
punkman: won't those bets just get refunded due to buffer clause?
dub: I thought s/refunded/donated/
mircea_popescu: no, refunded.
dub: oh
mircea_popescu: course... it could go under in the 16 hours atop a week...
mircea_popescu: o look at that, mpif is 99/1 on no too.
artifexd: what bet are you talking about?
Elian11: yawwwns, Sun has risen over the Aegean again. i continue my trip
mircea_popescu: the 200 btc one ?
artifexd: Oh. I thought you were discussing a bet about mpif.
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin to drop under 200$ before Feb :: 22.05 B (80%) on Yes, 5.38 B (20%) on No | closing in 1 week 16 hours | weight: 50`420 (100`000 to 10`000) ... ( http://bit.ly/1yaoRFc )
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 205.13, vol: 57257.02968217 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 202.0, vol: 35922.36976 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 204.59, vol: 143572.43355688 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 199.79, vol: 61.48176239 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 199.458741, vol: 326926.92180000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 210.00017, vol: 184.6207104 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 222.849895272, vol: 414.35185372 | Volume-weighted last (1 more message)
BingoBoingo: !up Birdman
BingoBoingo: Birdman: It depends on the wording of the particular bet
fluffypony: Birdman: you were a good movie, thanks
BingoBoingo: !up mats
xanthyos: "successful" is "exitoso/a". << always leave them wanting more
Birdman: BingoBoingo: Ah, i see, it goes by Bitstamp. Also, i see that you would only be able to place a "Yes" be within the next 16 hours or so.
BingoBoingo: Birdman: Are you sure you are reading correctly?
Birdman: BingoBoingo: "If the difference between a given "Yes" bet time and the bet's closing time is less than one week, such bets will be refunded minus fee."
BingoBoingo: Birdman: Bet can also close by Bitcoin going below 200 on ButtStamp
mircea_popescu: The new government was received with considerable coolness. It was not only a foreign intruder, but a poor one. It was not even worth plucking—except by the smallest of small fry office-seekers and such. Everybody knew that Congress had appropriated only twenty thousand dollars a year in greenbacks for its support—about money enough to run a quartz mill a month. And everybody knew, also, that the first year's money
mircea_popescu: was still in Washington, and that the getting hold of it would be a tedious and difficult process. Carson City was too wary and too wise to open up a credit account with the imported bantling with anything like indecent haste.
mircea_popescu: There is something solemnly funny about the struggles of a new-born Territorial government to get a start in this world. Ours had a trying time of it. The Organic Act and the "instructions" from the State Department commanded that a legislature should be elected at such-and- such a time, and its sittings inaugurated at such-and-such a date. It was easy to get legislators, even at three dollars a day, although board was
mircea_popescu: four dollars and fifty cents, for distinction has its charm in Nevada as well as elsewhere, and there were plenty of patriotic souls out of employment; but to get a legislative hall for them to meet in was another matter altogether. Carson blandly declined to give a room rent-free, or let one to the government on credit.
mircea_popescu: the great old days when america worked as intended.
mircea_popescu: it DID have greenbacks. but they were backed by gold.
BingoBoingo: Birdman: Conditions of the bet actually happening tend to close the bet.
Birdman: BingoBoingo: I undstand
mircea_popescu: lul evilpony
artifexd: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 200.1, Best ask: 201.89, Bid-ask spread: 1.79000, Last trade: 200.0, 24 hour volume: 59974.08325502, 24 hour low: 200.0, 24 hour high: 250.0, 24 hour vwap: 225.001947876
artifexd: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 200.0, vol: 59974.08325502 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 192.301, vol: 37194.69668 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 195.19, vol: 145436.23163115 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 199.79, vol: 61.48176239 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 188.629794, vol: 327193.55260000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 205.0, vol: 186.42597824 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 106.137, vol: 447.75749073 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
artifexd: https://bitcoinwisdom.com/markets/bitstamp/btcusd << Showing a freefall right now. 165 and still falling.
assbot: Bitstamp BTC/USD Charts - BitcoinWisdom ... ( http://bit.ly/1yarmr3 )
punkman: 106 on btccentral?
mircea_popescu: yup is 160ish
mircea_popescu: gavin apology forthcoming yet ?
mircea_popescu: i guess might as well inquire in the idiot's den.
cazalla: horry sheet, this is impossibru
mircea_popescu: errything's possible.
cazalla: ha my brother is texting me upset
cazalla: (again)
punkman: I'm only upset I don't more dollar
BingoBoingo: !up Vexual
Vexual: mirtazapine? what wrong with cheese man?
BingoBoingo: I offered most effect, not a normal solution
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18750 @ 0.00056003 = 10.5006 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2501 @ 0.00065 = 1.6257 BTC [-] {2}
cazalla: ah well, that's the way she goes
BingoBoingo: !up HlySht
Vexual: 1000 yuan
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57800 @ 0.0005524 = 31.9287 BTC [-]
felipelalli: oh my god
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 186.09, Best ask: 187.05, Bid-ask spread: 0.96000, Last trade: 186.41, 24 hour volume: 73114.67316373, 24 hour low: 152.4, 24 hour high: 247.16, 24 hour vwap: 217.268927578
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 187.3, vol: 73115.17316373 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 187.684, vol: 43792.26506 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 187.54, vol: 163193.43712903 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 190.0, vol: 77.80584756 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 174.000498, vol: 321497.25230000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 180.00056, vol: 189.73923824 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 145.2138, vol: 430.58183193 | Volume-weighted last (1 more message)
HlySht: Wow. This is one for the books.
mircea_popescu: "gotta hardfork to drive adoption"
HlySht: lol
punkman: no meat for gavin
mircea_popescu: punkman foundation mostly holds btc.
mircea_popescu: his salary went from 'maybe all of 2015, possibly" to "maybe next month. doubtful."
mircea_popescu: at the edge of seat here, see what they come up with.
HlySht: see what who comes up with?
mircea_popescu: prolly some log reading a good idea.
danielpbarron: If bitcoin was alot cheaper, more people would participate and actually use it instead of gamble on it. --bitcointalk
danielpbarron: "lower price drives adoption! this is actually a good thing!"
fluffypony: THIS IS GOOD FOR BITCOIN - Reddit
mircea_popescu: it is good for bitcoin, at that. shake a bunch of 7th day capitalists / internet retards off it.
fluffypony: I wonder when the suicide sticky is going to come back to Reddit
mircea_popescu: tomorrow morn ?
BingoBoingo: !up zprincipal
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17008 @ 0.00056003 = 9.525 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 100000 @ 0.00053724 = 53.724 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 5314 @ 0.00052158 = 2.7717 BTC [-] {16}
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 182.65, vol: 75201.91575654 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 187.14, vol: 45254.95093 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 191.0, vol: 192713.17729051 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 190.0, vol: 78.32618523 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 179.28312, vol: 308599.75680000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 180.00056, vol: 189.73923824 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 177.03, vol: 423.78070798 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin to drop under 170$ before March :: 1.04 B (80%) on Yes, 0.26 B (20%) on No | closing in 1 month 15 hours | weight: 98`351 (100`000 to 10`000) ... ( http://bit.ly/14yuHlV )
davout: !t m x.eur
assbot: [MPEX:X.EUR] 1D: 0.0049251 / 0.00499595 / 0.00510443 (43 shares, 0.21 BTC), 7D: 0.00394588 / 0.00429282 / 0.00510443 (687 shares, 2.95 BTC), 30D: 0.00175233 / 0.00361007 / 0.00510443 (5755 shares, 20.78 BTC)
davout: to the moon woohoo
felipelalli: to the hell :(
assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 429 @ 0.00598263 = 2.5665 BTC [+]
punkman: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 7 minutes and 34 seconds
cazalla: <fluffypony> I wonder when the suicide sticky is going to come back to Reddit <<< http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2sdsjw/bitcoin_crash_alert_national_suicide_prevention/ that's a start
assbot: Bitcoin Crash Alert: National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255 : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/14yxj3g )
fluffypony: "Thanks, needed this, Google was no help."
danielpbarron: Hey now if someone offs themselves then their coins are lost and everyone benefits. This is good for bitcoin. --reddit
fluffypony: Reddit only cares about 'Murkans
punkman: the waterfall!
mircea_popescu: poor dog
assbot: A Dam is About to Burst.... There must be a reconciliation between the price and the total network hash rate. : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/14yy1xj )
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: it's in Bosnia
fluffypony: it survived
mircea_popescu: tbh i think i read all my reddit for the current year over the qntra articles.
BingoBoingo: !up HeySteve
mircea_popescu: this being enough excitement for one night, i bid you all happy price halving day.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 126446 @ 0.00049361 = 62.415 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19350 @ 0.00047551 = 9.2011 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3100 @ 0.0005 = 1.55 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3952 @ 0.00049999 = 1.976 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2012 @ 0.00050005 = 1.0061 BTC [+] {3}
davout: fluffypony: "it survived" <<< nice to know, i skimmed the imgur comments to find out, but didn't see
assbot: Pogledajte kako je Štrbački buk zarobio psa (FOTO) Info portal ABC.ba - Dnevne novosti iz Bihaća, Krajine i BiH ... ( http://bit.ly/14yCeBf )
fluffypony: that's the article
assbot: English Accent Knives - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/14yEsR5 )
davout: fluffypony: i like mike strutter's better
assbot: Mike Strutter - Strutter Bubble [HQ] - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1u3BZud )
punkman: fluffypony: are the knives any good?
fluffypony: punkman: I have no idea
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 10000 @ 0.0005 = 5 BTC [+] {2}
fluffypony: they do look rery, rery sharp
punkman: the drop test got me curious
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 10000 @ 0.00051107 = 5.1107 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2220 @ 0.00051111 = 1.1347 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.10735999 = 1.8251 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.1053 = 1.053 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1900 @ 0.00055 = 1.045 BTC [+]
assbot: Matthew McConaughey and the Lincoln MKZ: Existential Crisis - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1APaWlT )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31700 @ 0.00043589 = 13.8177 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20000 @ 0.00043529 = 8.7058 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: !up AaronvanW
BingoBoingo: Hello AaronvanW
BingoBoingo: Whar brings you around these parts
assbot: Page not found | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1FV0pv2 )
cazalla: found for me, what's up AaronvanW
assbot: Write For Qntra, Earn Equity In Qntra | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1FV1JOq )
AaronvanW: I think
AaronvanW: I'll have to research it a bit more - but it sounds cool
BingoBoingo: !up Vexual
Vexual: ;;later tell ben_vuples Are you listening to hard trance yet?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
Vexual: never have more than 0.9 GB, or you go bavk to 0.10
punkman: 0.9 GB?
Vexual: one man can only have so many trance mp3a
Vexual: otherwise it get repetitive
Vexual: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 190.76, Best ask: 190.77, Bid-ask spread: 0.01000, Last trade: 190.77, 24 hour volume: 95778.55288959, 24 hour low: 152.4, 24 hour high: 239.09, 24 hour vwap: 0
BingoBoingo: !up Vexual
BingoBoingo: !up AaronvanW
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
BingoBoingo: !up aspho
aspho: Hi
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 190.8, vol: 95788.54762692 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 188.636, vol: 52515.05552 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 193.0, vol: 228984.85338648 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 195.13, vol: 0 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 188.6766, vol: 286314.64060000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 184.10005, vol: 196.3086637 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 193.9905, vol: 454.46776471 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
BingoBoingo: Hi aspho
aspho: Some good lulz these days :D
BingoBoingo: This bleeding is pretty fun
BingoBoingo: !up Quanttek
Vexual: 13:2 happened again { kakobrekla
Vexual: at least it did in aussie dollars
assbot: Vinicio Capossela : Lord Jim - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1wZpFGY )
punkman: !up Vexual
Naphex: been a while since i've seen BUG Mafia linked lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3360 @ 0.00050088 = 1.683 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11550 @ 0.00043548 = 5.0298 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 188.21, vol: 97977.67031260 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 186.232, vol: 52709.99661 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 191.5, vol: 233464.76737682 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 199.79, vol: 0 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 186.136164, vol: 280310.42940000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 184.10005, vol: 184.99996398 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 202.5128, vol: 461.23268408 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
assbot: Same Performance, Better Grades - The Atlantic ... ( http://bit.ly/1u69c2D )
Vexual: high distinctions all around!
assbot: Pogledajte kako je Štrbački buk zarobio psa (FOTO) Info portal ABC.ba - Dnevne novosti iz Bihaća, Krajine i BiH ... ( http://bit.ly/1u69oPj )
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2555 @ 0.00049998 = 1.2774 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2568 @ 0.00049999 = 1.284 BTC [+] {10}
Vexual: doesn't look phased at all, fucker can prolly swim to the top
BingoBoingo: jurov: Kako giveth, kako taketh away
BingoBoingo: !up Vexual
cazalla: !up Vexual
cazalla: scooped ya
Vexual: so the press got some mana with all these frogs getting perforated
cazalla: Vexual, they did better than Sydney eh
cazalla: see that new one out today? isis kiddy put a couple in the head of two russian spies
cazalla: pew pew
Vexual: they're foing their own caricatures now?
Vexual: i didnt see it
Vexual: was one black ond one white?
cazalla: nah, it's asian looking boy or girl, can't tell
assbot: 'Russian Spies' Executed by Child Soldier ISIS [18 +] ISIS Child Soldier Purportedly Executing 2 MEN - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1u3Z6F2 )
cazalla: i can tell this kid players a lot of counterstrike and grand theft auto, doesn't even hesitate, that xbox 360 controller reflex takes over
Naphex: looks like it
jurov: <cazalla> i will be until a scream comes over the baby monitor that someone is awake and demands lunch << do you know babies prosper in skin-contact with parent, not away on baby monitor?
Naphex: a bit of call of duty on it ass well
cazalla: Naphex, cod players would pussy out
Naphex: :))
Vexual: kickass
cazalla: jurov, are you suggesting i hold him while he sleeps or what?
jurov: idk, have it on your knees or such
cazalla: while asleep? you're nuts!
jurov: i did not mean to impose, just ask if you though about it
jurov: *thought
cazalla: but yeah i know about skin on skin, ensured bubs had that time with mummy after he was born and plenty with me this time last year given that it was summer
Vexual: fuck that cazalla, have the govt pay for childcare so you can play candycrush
cazalla: jurov, he sleeps in his cot, i'm not sitting here with him on my lap while he has a 2 or 3 hour lunch time nap
jurov: ok :)
cazalla: Vexual, i wouldn't send my dog to childcare, not that i have a dog anymore but you get my point
Vexual: im joking, im sure you're doing well
cazalla: it's the crying that sends my blood pressure up, pass him off to missus when that happens
cazalla: but then i cook all the meals, clean the house etc etc so you know, fair is fair
cazalla: still trying to teach him sign language but i find, espeically this past month in lead up to his 1 year birthday, he mimics non hand gestures far more, like i jump around the loungeroom doing monkey noises and he copies the monkey noises, blow rasperries, open and close mouth, copys it straight away now, hand signals not so much yet
Vexual: can it count?
assbot: 2 - Max Normal - Stay At Home - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1u40FTr )
cazalla: nope lol
assbot: Jenny Morris - "Break In The Weather" 1991 - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1u40DuN )
cazalla: damn she has got old
cazalla: !up Vexual
assbot: Frente! - Accidently Kelly Street - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1u4148s )
assbot: LiveLeak.com - The best driver in Asia ... ( http://bit.ly/1u41lrZ )
Vexual: omg its the dashcam killer
cazalla: gotta be higher than harlem to drive that bad
Vexual: bad day on bitstamp mayhaps
cazalla: Vexual, ya remember that other neighbours chick who had a hit song.. melissa something
Vexual: no, but i want it, bring her to me
assbot: Melissa Tkautz - Read My Lips - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1u41EmJ )
Vexual: jenny morris goes well with dashcam killer tho
cazalla: thestringpuller, if ya like blonde aussie girls, Melissa Tkautz was the epitome of that back in the day
Naphex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrAxcUcO3u8 prolly one of the best hiphop albums, in 2000's :D
assbot: Max Normal - Songs From The Mall [Full Album] - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1u42ekn )
cazalla: another of her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWCiKbU0JB4 ignore the dudes, she was like 17 or 18 at the time of these vids
assbot: Melissa - Sexy (Is the Word) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1u42fVr )
Vexual: back to back to back
cazalla: Vexual, prob get axed from aussie tv for doing this shit these days https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4aNzXKxwLM
assbot: Con The Fruiterer - A Cuppla Days (1989) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1u42TlI )
Vexual: nah terorists just made free speech a total thing
cazalla: well there ya go, dw about the bitcoin price, just needs.. a cuppla days
Vexual: yah can buy an mpex account for a few kilos of tomatoes, limited time only
cazalla: got me own going, calling em shaqtus tomatoes on account they are like 7-8ft tall now (cherry tomatoes that is)
cazalla: the grosse lisse are like 5ft atm
Vexual: fcuk
cazalla: yeah the fcking things are monsters
Vexual: are the cherries fruiting yet?
cazalla: yeah both are
Vexual: you do a fair bit with 800 square metres you good old aussie you
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20495 @ 0.00043048 = 8.8227 BTC [-]
cazalla: don't even think we have that
cazalla: Vexual, fucking aussie backyard is dead didn't ya know
cazalla: the minute some old fuck dies around here, their house is torn down and 6 more managed to fit where it once stood
Vexual: well then, don't die
cazalla: so much concrete you'd think it was all greeks around here
cazalla: you like ur billy unks eh Vexual
Vexual: lol
Vexual: not really, just a statement on your town
Vexual: :)
cazalla: man i need to go on some rocky 6 montage
cazalla: no more booze, no more sweets
cazalla: back to gym and get back to it
cazalla: drums of war.. can hear em
cazalla: !up Vexual
cazalla: not on empty yet, heart still beats
Vexual: you're a bunks fan too
cazalla: not reary
cazalla: i much prefer the magic dirt's, the spiderbaits, the rock bands with the female lead singers
cazalla: gotta be australian th ough
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3368 @ 0.00052522 = 1.7689 BTC [+] {3}
cazalla: saw them at bdo long time ago
cazalla: kakobrekla, obvious rip off from cat and buttered toast
kakobrekla: aha, scam.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3650 @ 0.00051 = 1.8615 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 94450 @ 0.0004385 = 41.4163 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: Testimony: Kurt Busch Ex Terrible At Keeping Assassin Gig On The Downlow ... ( http://bit.ly/1u49HQj )
BingoBoingo: !up Vexual
assbot: Kurt Busch says ex-girlfriend, Patricia Driscoll, was trained assassin - ESPN ... ( http://bit.ly/1u49ZH9 )
cazalla: reads like the long kiss goodnight
BingoBoingo: Seriouly
thestringpuller: we haven't caused enough panic yet
Naphex: sky is falling, centralizied mining, going to 0, everything hacked
Naphex: bitcoin 2.0
Naphex: there.
cazalla: it's dead
thestringpuller: i love panic. the visual imagery of stock brokers running around a trade floor freaking out.
cazalla: do as i recommended redditors do and http://www2.b3ta.com/mind-control/
assbot: Mind Control Experiment by Rob Manuel [B3TA : WE LOVE THE WEB] ... ( http://bit.ly/1DFMDKB )
Naphex: cazalla, that only makes me want to play some counterstrike
Naphex: something is wrong
cazalla: !up Vexual
cazalla: he's back!
cazalla: gimme a funky ass bassline Vexual
Vexual: heyo
kakobrekla: for the record, bits of proof, bop, .. total shit service, nobody replies to any mail, yet frontpage claims 'enterprise solutions' . go suck a cock.
assbot: CoinTerra acquires Bits of Proof Enterprise Software ... ( http://bit.ly/1u6xJEX )
assbot: CoinTerra Goes From Bad To Worse | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1u6xJVf )
cazalla: you're a cointerra customer!
kakobrekla: well tbh im not, just making a note since they arent in 'wot'.
jurov: kakobrekla heh guess who did the (ofted defunct) mytrezor.com stuff?
assbot: Why does myTrezor keep going down? : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1u6y627 )
thestringpuller: poor slush
cazalla: this has been another andreas recommendation.. trezor, the best!
kakobrekla: yeah i already bitched them about it and they are now doing their own open solution
Naphex: kako, you use a trezor? lol :)
kakobrekla: i bought half a dozen for new year presents
Vexual: thats a year of income :)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41199 @ 0.00044698 = 18.4151 BTC [+] {2}
jurov: i bought one, not using it
Naphex: why'd you buy it?
Vexual: how are you expected yo use it?
jurov: obv i waned to use it
jurov: but i made rpi-based wallet in meantime and
jurov: myterazor.com sucks and i did not install electrum 2 yet
kakobrekla: its ok for nubs
cazalla: muhtreytreyzor.com nignog ver
kakobrekla: i think ascii had objection over trezor saying "not sure if its better than a web wallet"
kakobrekla: well one of the idiots that i gave trezor to still kept the coins on bitstamp until after the hack
kakobrekla: so yeah.
kakobrekla: at least i give em a fighting chance.
cazalla: why bother, i have this discussion with my brother many times, toss him rope to pull to safety yet determined to tie a noose and wrap around neck and yet cry save me yet again
kakobrekla: i dont know really
kakobrekla: my brothers are both 20 years+ younger than me
kakobrekla: cant really discuss anything with them!
cazalla: mine only 3 years younger, stuck with uni debt, parents demanded one of us be sacrificed upon altar of education, ha ha charade you are
mircea_popescu: wow srsly ?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla i think if i had brothers that young i might have even liked 'em.
mircea_popescu: cazalla go to college earn more not so alive and well down under ?
cazalla: he did medicinal chemistry.. ended up making subway sammages haha
Vexual: verily, just not go and earn more is bigger
cazalla: !up Vexual
cazalla: prior to gfc, i would give him advice (to be fair, throw a dart and you would strike gold) on asx
cazalla: but then big fall out, he ignores me for 3 years despite my thinking i would die 2 years ago, continued to ignore me and as a result only finds bitcoin 6 months ago when we start talking again, now only has a few bitcoin to rub together, much satisifaction
mircea_popescu: what's gfc/asx ?
cazalla: global financial crisis and australia stock exchange
Vexual: about 3
cazalla: fucking cunt, i extend olive branch and willing to accept blame for all things despite otherwise in case i did keel over and die, fucking cunt slapped my hand away, now pays for that
Vexual: hey, be nice to your mother
cazalla: to quote the matrix "Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony."
mircea_popescu: AaronvanW you're on the right path , at any rate. prolly start your research in the logs
mircea_popescu: cazalla eh, never "accept blame for all things desipite otherwise". it's the worst way to die.
mircea_popescu: jurov lol no fucking way, the stranded dog's name actually is kako ?!
cazalla: well at time, just buried a grand parent and figure i was next so willing to for parents sake at that time
cazalla: but what do you expect? you write a book on killing a rabbit, missus and i do a one liner.. "it's cute but gee, tastes good" eos
mircea_popescu: "Kako se ova drama = this drama. i r disappoint ;/
jurov: i was just making fun
mircea_popescu: cazalla date moar american womenz born after 1980, have moar problems.
cazalla: mine's a 70s
mircea_popescu: it's really shocking how stupid/clueless modern teenagers are as compared to what i used to fuck prior to the berlin wall falling. pretty much every basic point has to be re-established.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 23 @ 0.11 = 2.53 BTC [+]
jurov: interesting. you were 8 when the wall fell, no?
mircea_popescu: jurov nah
xanthyos: just bought .23ish so i could bring my balance of btc to nearly exactly pi
cazalla: xanthyos, hows ya cock
xanthyos: still has a thick undissolved stitch
xanthyos: inside
xanthyos: but the outside looks normal
xanthyos: pain can be ignored most of the time now
mircea_popescu: "stop fucking with it!"
cazalla: mircea_popescu, so i look at this collar me site but how do you gage whether these chicks are just a puppet for some guy who intends to stick you up later on
mircea_popescu: cazalla lol isn't that always the thing ?
xanthyos: honey traps
mircea_popescu: anyway, site's mostly a lulzpile, not really usable for its intended purpose.
mircea_popescu: assbot: 'Russian Spies' Executed by Child Soldier ISIS << all this meta-derpage. "o noes, some guys got shot, we must make slow motion of it! BIG DEAL OVER HERE!"
TomServo: that kid is going to be the best ninja ever
cazalla: can't help but think these dom women are actually subs and i'm gonna get ganked wow rogue stylez, pick pocketed and backstabbed
mircea_popescu: more people get shot on a daily basis than apply to fucking stanford. who does slow motion videos of his application process ?
mircea_popescu: TomServo turns out kid soldiers do best if they die pre pubescence. latr life doesn't really work out for them all that often.
mircea_popescu: sort-of like child actors, child millionaires, child prostitutes and all other manner of child-adultjob.
cazalla: like brock pierece eh, poor cunt ended up at the bitcoin foundation
TomServo: makes sense
mircea_popescu: cazalla while the actual domme is rare (most have a guy they sub to, publicly admitted or not) i dun imagine this is a very productive scamping model.
mircea_popescu: police eventually gotta figure i tout.
cazalla: yeah, always fancied myself a ripley but never found one, always turned out to be a burke who need instructions
mircea_popescu: (and amusingly enough, girls do a lot better at it than boys, for some reason).
mircea_popescu: cazalla there's actually a lot of demand for real/natural domme. which is part of what makes me chuckle at all the "oh, women are oppressed majority" talk.
mircea_popescu: you know it's all whalegab. i've yet to see a driven woman have trouble.
cazalla: my limited experience to date is that every woman needs instruction which defeats purpose of her being dominate to begin with
cazalla: in vino veritas eh or at least whiskey
mircea_popescu: the genuine article doth exist
mircea_popescu: usually penned for use by aging wall street execs and other limpydicks.
cazalla: well, that is not an issue for me, least not at this age
mircea_popescu: since viagra... nobody knows you're impotent anymoar lol
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: cazalla date moar american womenz born after 1980 << God save you if you date one after 1990
cazalla: my 77', while useless in bed, is not as useless as a post 90's one
mircea_popescu: jurov: idk, have it on your knees or such << there can be too much of a good thing. overhandled children develop something that looks quite like autism.
mircea_popescu: cazalla they're fine, just need to get pegged.
cazalla: lol not my thing
mircea_popescu: like a grand old wine cask. once the thin surface of stupid's breached, it flows.
mircea_popescu: i meant it metaphorically... but i guess cane & freshly cut ginger's not the worst way to do it.
cazalla: i can't imagine anything worse than tears, whinging and crying over that
mircea_popescu: it passes.
mircea_popescu: course, not the thing to get into halfheartedly. definitely not.
jurov: i suppose it's different between parents rocking the children all the way to coma and just keeping them near
cazalla: jurov, he's always near, we're both always home, just the idea of holding him to sleep is far and beyond what he needs
mircea_popescu: jurov yeah, back in romania i had a pedo friend (kiddie doctor = pediatru in romanian, so obviously that's the joke) who mostly did mental health
cazalla: the sooner he can self instruct, play in the sandpit and fall out of the trees, the better
mircea_popescu: half the time he'd have to make the parents interact with the kid at least minimally,
mircea_popescu: he other half, stop therm from interacting over maximally.
mircea_popescu: that was pretty much his entire practice.
mircea_popescu: "you've not held him this month ?! of course it cries. please do."
mircea_popescu: "child's not been out of your arms since tues last ? please, set it down and leave the room."
mircea_popescu: somehow this becomes very polarized.
thestringpuller: lol helicopter parents
mircea_popescu: not clear why you'd need a guy spend 7 years in medical school to do basically old woman advice work, but hey, what sacrifice ain't worth it to get to live "in town".
cazalla: bezzle of course!
cazalla: place we took son to for his 1 year appt today with child care nurse
cazalla: they built these people a brand new centre, apparently old one was not good enough
cazalla: nurse so proud that she now has room with a view
cazalla: i bite my tongue and not say bitch, i can drive down the beach for a view at any hour of the day i please
mircea_popescu: maybe she's not into camping ?
cazalla: don't need to camp at beach to enjoy it
mats: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 188.1, Best ask: 188.21, Bid-ask spread: 0.11000, Last trade: 188.1, 24 hour volume: 106556.89602561, 24 hour low: 152.4, 24 hour high: 239.09, 24 hour vwap: 201.419106007
mats: ;;t m
gribble: Error: This url is not on the whitelist.
mircea_popescu: cazalla but that's you speaking, and you're a camper. the other perspective's, "no roof = we're camping".
cazalla: and they of course is the gov which pays for the building, the land, the nurse's wage
mircea_popescu: it's nationalised in au ?!
cazalla: of course
cazalla: private health care only gets you so far, you still have to (well not really, free
cazalla: * is free
cazalla: intertwine with the public health service for these things, afaik
cazalla: rather spend the cash on bitcoin tbh, let the tax payer cover this shit
cazalla: bad enough i am going to get raped at the dentist week after next
mircea_popescu: curious which country first has a populist candidate without much prospect that promises electorally he'll put a law in buy every citizen x bitcents off the public budget.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25165 @ 0.00046724 = 11.7581 BTC [+]
cazalla: guess we'll find out soon enough
jurov: he'll make people to buy it themselves under "pension insurance" disguise
mircea_popescu: i dun recall if i recounted this, but i had the shock of all time here in argentina.
mircea_popescu: so i go to dentist, where one of the girls goes (she's had a bunch of root canals and other work done out of 100 bux)
mircea_popescu: girl examines me, and says... well... you're ok. some work in there but it's all fine, see you later.
mircea_popescu: this never happened to me before, go to a dentist he dun find something wrong ?!
cazalla: last root canal + crown cost me something like 2500 aud from memory
mircea_popescu: "no work for me here" ? i never heard that before.
cazalla: but all in one day, spiffy 3d printing type machine for the crown too, was pretty sweet how it cut away the block and made the crown fit perfect
mircea_popescu: ah that's nice.
mircea_popescu: problem with not so greatly fittign crowns being they can't cut the crown so usually have to cut the opposing teeth. not so great.
cazalla: well my old man tried to convince me to go to his dentist instead of the one i go to, root canal plus crown would've been 3 visits, cheaper overall but still who knows
cazalla: talking him up like he was whatley or something
mircea_popescu: whatley in sommerset ?!
cazalla: sienfeld
cazalla: wow, you really don't know your seinfeld afterall
mircea_popescu: maybe i'm just an anti-dentite.
TomServo: George also takes a pencil to the party because he thinks there will be a lot of dentists there and he wants to ask if they can compare the teeth marks on a pencil he found in the Jon Voight car to see if he really was the previous owner.
TomServo: lol George
cazalla: can i pick your brain for a moment on this sub/domme stuff on account that i am quite drunk?
cazalla: it's not gay or anything is it lol
cazalla: i mean, i don't think so
mircea_popescu: TomServo that's the one where kramer got bit while molesting the real jon voight
mircea_popescu: cazalla generally gay is same gender.
mircea_popescu: but yes historically male gay pretty much meant leather which pretty much meant d/s stuff.
cazalla: TomServo, just driving around in john voight's car!
mircea_popescu: arguably this is no longer the case.
cazalla: so how do you actually find a domme woman who is legitimate and not just after money
cazalla: because that is what i am suspect of all of them
thestringpuller: seems like there is sub/domme in every sexual relationship.
mircea_popescu: you find the holy grail first. inside it, you tear aside the shrowd of turin
mircea_popescu: and there she is.
cazalla: now it might soun bizarre coming from me but my first sexual experience was with a woman who in hindsight, was a natural
ben_vulpes: how are we all in #bitcoin-pricetalk today?
cazalla: so that imprinting..
mircea_popescu: so find her an' pimp her.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes read log, be amazed.
cazalla: i've looked but she seems to have disappear after all these years
mircea_popescu: cazalla someone found her lol.
ben_vulpes: lol cazalla can spot a natural domme on his first go?
mircea_popescu: only retrospectively.
cazalla: ben_vulpes, she slapped me about in front of friends.. keep in mind, only 13 at the time, she had no shame at all and clearly was sexually exciting for her
cazalla: and she did this to others too mind you
thestringpuller: good description cazalla love the imagery
mircea_popescu: the slut!
thestringpuller: ben_vulpes wishes lady v would slap him
cazalla: thestringpuller, well you know, what ya gonna do, actually do atheletics and swim at the atheletics and swimming carnival? i think not
mircea_popescu: adolescents principally fuck at any sporty thing. of course. an' why not.
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: oh i di?
mircea_popescu: they just take turns slapping the dog.
cazalla: thestringpuller is a softie i hear
cazalla: true love and all that :P
ben_vulpes: dog and babe both respond well to arched eyebrows, very little by way of slappings necessary :D
mircea_popescu: didn't you have a peet ball ?
ben_vulpes: a hm now?
thestringpuller: cazalla: I also want to make sure future wife doesn't sell out all my secrets for quick buck.
cazalla: thestringpuller, you can avoid that by not telling her shit
thestringpuller: Wives who keep husbands secrets to the grave are honorable creatures in my book.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes pitbull yo.
ben_vulpes: oh yes
ben_vulpes: doesn't imply lots of slapping tho
mircea_popescu: cazalla yeah dude, totally, she does eight lines with you and your gangsta friends in a stolen truck mid bankrobbery
mircea_popescu: but as long as you ain't TELLING her nuttin...
cazalla: mine bakes cakes, does lamp working and cricut
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu gets it!
cazalla: wouldn't even know what a line is lol
ben_vulpes: real ride-or-die bitches is hard to come by.
mircea_popescu: i have one of those. i also have one that shoots people in the face. variety is always best!
thestringpuller: ben_vulpes: but thats the dream tho
ben_vulpes: lotto play, thestringpuller.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes good women are made not found!
cazalla: i knew a guy who thought he had one of those types of women.. they actually did a rob a bank and you know who gave them all up?
mircea_popescu: cazalla his bff ?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: ya innit the truth
cazalla: the woman!
mircea_popescu: cazalla so is he in jail now ?
cazalla: nah, this is 20 years ago
mircea_popescu: did he turn gay ?
cazalla: i have nfi, i knew him through a now dead cousin
mircea_popescu: would be pretty cool that, "so how did you turn gay ?" "i had a woman, thought she was real, we hit a bank, she sold us out. no more for me."
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: this "no coins available at any price thing" is looking more and more realistic
cazalla: knew as in barely knew but go around telling people i knew at that age bcuz cool
thestringpuller: cazalla: you roll around with ghetto bastards with biscuits?
thestringpuller: do you also rips is hard core like porno flick bitches?
cazalla: thestringpuller, i'm from the sticks and i told you before i was australia's biggest dealer of celeron 300A's
mircea_popescu wonders what counts of sticks in australia.
cazalla: back woods type shit
mircea_popescu: cazalla: the minute some old fuck dies around here, their house is torn down and 6 more managed to fit where it once stood << haha. same across teh bezzleworld. and they cost 10x each, and no inflation since 1929.
mircea_popescu: cazalla the joke was "australia is already the sticks itself,so..."
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell vexual <Vexual> [] ;;later tell ben_vuples Are you listening to hard trance yet? << you gotta spell it right, bae
cazalla: well i'm blotto'd so you know, not too quick on the wit at 430am after drinking
gribble: Error: "" is not a valid command.
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell vexual <Vexual> later tell ben_vuples Are you listening to hard trance yet? << you gotta spell it right, bae
gribble: The operation succeeded.
thestringpuller: the cure for a hang over is more drinking
mircea_popescu: so i don't get that nascar drama. ex-trophy blondie applies for no contact order against her ex. ex swears she's an assassin out to get him.
mircea_popescu: well... fine... so order granted then, why'd you want to be in contact ?!
thestringpuller: because she's good in the sack
mike_c: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 338942 | Current Difficulty: 4.397166205608958E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 340703 | Next Difficulty In: 1761 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 17 hours, 45 minutes, and 36 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 39161925824.8 | Estimated Percent Change: -10.93826
ben_vulpes: !up Alrenous
danielpbarron: !up Alrenous
cazalla: the crazy ones eh thestringpuller :P
Alrenous: Oh, hi. What's up.
Alrenous: I"m supposed to have to ask for that. Thanks.
ben_vulpes: why did my gribble auth drop?
ben_vulpes grumps
ben_vulpes: asshat wot when
mircea_popescu: <ben_vulpes> doesn't imply lots of slapping tho << from what i hear the way to educate them is to place them in the door and slam the door on em. that way they chew on the door. rather than on your intestines, while you sleep.
ben_vulpes: lol you're in a mood today
ben_vulpes: normally i just lock a lost burning man patriot in his kennel for breakfast
ben_vulpes: cheaper than kibble, and good for the local air flavor
mircea_popescu: i thought mostly women get lost at that thing.
TheNewDeal: Burning man patriot?
ben_vulpes: yeah but a dude who has his whole identity tied up in it - what is he after the party?
ben_vulpes: dogfood, i guess.
ben_vulpes: and yes, this is a thing
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3201 @ 0.00045284 = 1.4495 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: no, i know. pretty good shit.
mircea_popescu: all you gotta do is humor me!11
ben_vulpes: you can spot them by the hand-patched vests and "sports jackets" in combination with the furry tails carabeenered onto their belt loops
ben_vulpes saw a specimen at tango last night
mircea_popescu: you got tango in portland ?
mircea_popescu: does it come in a can ?
ben_vulpes: should i put it in scare quotes?
assbot: Gorgeous Burning Man Patriot - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/14WNwjI )
mircea_popescu: jurov what's slovak for eyes of different color ?
TheNewDeal: Oooh not bad.
mircea_popescu: ceacira in romanian.
jurov: don't think we have a word for it
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i can't speak as to the quality of instruction or the milongas, but there's some sort of hustle involving procuring dollars in portland during the rainy season down south and then going down south to dance for the other six months
jurov: heterochromia
mircea_popescu: jurov well latin sure.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes i can see it.
jurov: i have found only that latin name
mircea_popescu: this comes from turkis, çakir. iirc bulgarian has it too.
ben_vulpes: (but hey, i'm enjoying the new instruction on flopping around with babes)
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes im sure they're fine. it's not like it's some sort of magical art. eight steps.
ben_vulpes: yeah.
ben_vulpes: p intuitive too like other floppings
mircea_popescu: "Meantime the camp was filling up with people, and there was a constantly growing excitement about our Humboldt mines. We fell victims to the epidemic and strained every nerve to acquire more "feet." We prospected and took up new claims, put "notices" on them and gave them grandiloquent names. We traded some of our "feet" for "feet" in other people's claims. In a little while we owned largely in the "Gray Eagle," the "
mircea_popescu: Columbiana," the "Branch Mint," the "Maria Jane," the "Universe," the "Root-Hog-or- Die," the "Samson and Delilah," the "Treasure Trove," the "Golconda," the "Sultana," the "Boomerang," the "Great Republic," the "Grand Mogul," and fifty other "mines" that had never been molested by a shovel or scratched with a pick. We had not less than thirty thousand "feet" apiece in the "richest mines on earth" as the frenzied cant
mircea_popescu: phrased it—and were in debt to the butcher. We were stark mad with excitement—drunk with happiness—smothered under mountains of prospective wealth—arrogantly compassionate toward the plodding millions who knew not our marvellous canyon—but our credit was not good at the grocer's."
mircea_popescu: check it out, twain knows of bitcoin!
mircea_popescu: "It was the strangest phase of life one can imagine. It was a beggars' revel. There was nothing doing in the district—no mining—no milling—no productive effort—no income—and not enough money in the entire camp to buy a corner lot in an eastern village, hardly; and yet a stranger would have supposed he was walking among bloated millionaires. Prospecting parties swarmed out of town with the first flush of dawn,
mircea_popescu: and swarmed in again at nightfall laden with spoil—rocks. Nothing but rocks. Every man's pockets were full of them; the floor of his cabin was littered with them; they were disposed in labeled rows on his shelves."
TheNewDeal: and maria jane
mircea_popescu: sounds like a good deal,that one huh.
mircea_popescu: "frenzied cant" is particularly apt. if only these people living in the mid 1800s had had reddit to revolutionize their thing for them
mircea_popescu: everything'd have been exactly the same,
mircea_popescu: "I met men at every turn who owned from one thousand to thirty thousand "feet" in undeveloped silver mines, every single foot of which they believed would shortly be worth from fifty to a thousand dollars—and as often as any other way they were men who had not twenty-five dollars in the world. Every man you met had his new mine to boast of, and his "specimens" ready; and if the opportunity offered, he would infallibl
mircea_popescu: y back you into a corner and offer as a favor to you, not to him, to part with just a few feet in the "Golden Age," or the "Sarah Jane," or some other unknown stack of croppings, for money enough to get a "square meal" with, as the phrase went. And you were never to reveal that he had made you the offer at such a ruinous price, for it was only out of friendship for you that he was willing to make the sacrifice."
ben_vulpes: reading that clements book of tall tales?
mircea_popescu: then roger ver doesn't get accepted back into the us. i tell you...
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes roughing it. great bitcoin companion.
mircea_popescu: ima try and prevail upon asciilifeform to include selections in his bitcoin book to come.
ben_vulpes: it's a fun one
ben_vulpes: <TheNewDeal> and maria jane << not really back then. kinda like khat if i understand things.
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> ben_vulpes read log, be amazed. << /me is not amazed
mircea_popescu: well, we were just discussing dommes and such.
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [] this never happened to me before, go to a dentist he dun find something wrong ?! << so i should get my teeth done right before flying home. got it!
ben_vulpes: hey fun fact
ben_vulpes: tax deductible "health savings account" can be spent abroad with no penalties.
mircea_popescu: ahahaah what
ben_vulpes: nominally.
mircea_popescu: who the fuck came up with that one.
ben_vulpes: clearly a case of the people with money fucking people without.
ben_vulpes: again.
ben_vulpes: as always.
mircea_popescu: i dunno what money you need for this.
ben_vulpes: "yes please put retarded rules in place" /me finds best loopholes
mircea_popescu: more like "people on b-a fucking people on reddit. as always"
ben_vulpes: well one's gotta be able and willing and planning to go elsewhere for the scam to make sense.
TheNewDeal: Seriously? Like on otc pills that would be preacriptions in usia?
mircea_popescu: otherwise, airfare is in the range of 1k, which immediately means...
ben_vulpes: TheNewDeal: i don't know how prescriptions play into hsa
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes exactly. one is supposed to be using gpg instead of 2fa. not a matter of money. a matter of not bering the retarded son of a stupid mother.
mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal if that's the case my mind just boggled.
mircea_popescu: wonder how the system's not leaking a trillion a year.
TheNewDeal: Hsa is like the godsend in the era of abominable obamacare
TheNewDeal: I can put income in pretax, and invest it
mircea_popescu: i still can't grok why the man'd have put his name on it.
mircea_popescu: pretty much sure ticket to being remembered forever as "that black president that killed babies and old people"
ben_vulpes: TheNewDeal: yeah but it's like 3k/y
TheNewDeal: Hopefully people will say bad things about him too
ben_vulpes: and you only get to spend it on health shit
TheNewDeal: Regardless. Im a beggar and not a chooser when it comes to favorable tax incentives
Alrenous: mircea_popescu: seems like another case of democracy rewarding the sacrifice of the long term to the short. Odds are his handlers made the call anyway, not him personally.
TheNewDeal: Hsa is the only long term option. You save your own money, you spend it
mircea_popescu: Alrenous riddle me this : what exactly compels a president to honor "his handlers" ?
TheNewDeal: All others are short term socialist constructs
Alrenous: mircea_popescu: Your guess is as good as mine.
ben_vulpes: TheNewDeal: since you can only deduct medical expenses over 10% of your income i think it makes more sense to just burn the hsa down each year
TheNewDeal: !Up alrenous
ben_vulpes: is this stupid?
mircea_popescu: it's safer to burn any dollar-denominated anything each year if you get the chance.
ben_vulpes: my notion of the thing is predicated on the stock market not really keeping up with inflation, and wanting to get the most "oomph" out of my health dollars.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: right.
mircea_popescu: nominally, the dollar was 1 peso 15 years ago, and now it's 14. however, the services that were ten pesos then are two hundred now.
TheNewDeal: I had a very expensive hospital visit the other year and was glad to have saved up
ben_vulpes: sure if you don't have the need for services, save it. i get that.
ben_vulpes: i expect to be racking up 10s of thousands if not hundreds over the next 5 years tho.
TheNewDeal: Or if youre confortable with your health savings account, invest elsewhere
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 253 @ 0.00657864 = 1.6644 BTC [+] {3}
mike_c: ^ gee, the btc hedge is doing not-bad.
mike_c: not as well as fiat though.
kakobrekla: fiat ftw
jurov: depends which. preferably not euro or even czech crown :)
kakobrekla: ill take even rub.
jurov: yes, rub is good. backed by testosterone
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5803 @ 0.00044497 = 2.5822 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: is this some novel porn talk ?
jurov: that's fiat porn
assbot: Le patron du Raid et des GIPN : «Coulibaly ne souhaitait pas négocier» ... ( http://bit.ly/1sySkGu )
mats: 'we fucked up and are lucky all the hostages aren't dead'
felipelalli: cazalla: please write something about this price crash. Do you have privileged information?
mats: lol
felipelalli: maybe he is busy working on this article :)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20400 @ 0.00045232 = 9.2273 BTC [+]
TheNewDeal: ;;Market
gribble: Error: "Market" is not a valid command.
TheNewDeal: Been out of the ba game fore too long
TheNewDeal: ;;Ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 181.04, Best ask: 181.54, Bid-ask spread: 0.50000, Last trade: 181.54, 24 hour volume: 117062.19720299, 24 hour low: 152.4, 24 hour high: 239.09, 24 hour vwap: 198.269565911
mircea_popescu: "All agreed that a camp fire was what would come nearest to saving us, now, and so we set about building it. We could find no matches, and so we tried to make shift with the pistols. Not a man in the party had ever tried to do such a thing before, but not a man in the party doubted that it could be done, and without any trouble—because every man in the party had read about it in books many a time and had naturally co
mircea_popescu: me to believe it, with trusting simplicity, just as he had long ago accepted and believed that other common book-fraud about Indians and lost hunters making a fire by rubbing two dry sticks together."
thestringpuller: ben_vulpes: docker is nuts. i hope they make it.
thestringpuller: moar panic plz
thestringpuller: Give us all your coinz
mircea_popescu: don't bother the community
mircea_popescu: it's driving adoption.
thestringpuller: cazalla: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2sdwf8/butterfly_labs_is_the_culprit/ << do you think there is any truth to this theory?
thestringpuller: the BFL has been forced to refund?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55400 @ 0.00044497 = 24.6513 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: everything and anything, eh ? what's next, pirate ?
mircea_popescu: not like bfl's been dead for a year or anything.
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller feel free to tell em for me that if "the community" doesn't like the proximate results of Gavin "innovating", tough. The time to suck cock was the 12th.
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: it has its uses
thestringpuller: ben_vulpes: well it's great for shipping (no pun intended)
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: i text a friend of mine, "That's (referring to owning technology without paying for it), even worse! You want nice things without paying for them!" And he responds, "the world needs nice things wihtout paying for them."
thestringpuller: trolling me to perfection
mircea_popescu: what "the world needs" is a criterion nao.
davout: greetings gentlemen
mircea_popescu: ello charlie
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: but people want equality!
davout: mircea_popescu: in france the waldo (from "where is waldo") character is named charlie too
thestringpuller: davout: you'll develop a taste for it << i can see this for coffee and beer but not ruby
davout: the recent protest aerial photographs was a nice source of waldo jokes
davout: thestringpuller: guess you'll have to fallback to "on s'habitue à tout" = "one can get used to anything"
davout: jurov: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-01-2015#977197 <<< what's an rpi based wallet?
TheNewDeal: Anyone have a spare 2.5 million bezzlers I can borrow?
davout: mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-01-2015#977246 <<< i was wondering about whether these profiles were legit as well
Adlai: buttfinex latency >10x normal levels
kakobrekla: im doing updates so i broke it prolly
jurov: ;;goxlag
gribble: Error: "goxlag" is not a valid command.
davout: browsed around "collarspace" related sites for a bit, there's some pretty interesting stuff in the whole d/s thing
davout: some stuff that sounds pretty pathetic too, like this pay pig thing i had never heard about
davout: caaz
kakobrekla: davout> cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-01-2015#977284 <<< my approach too :D
assbot: Logged on 14-01-2015 16:46:08; cazalla: the sooner he can self instruct, play in the sandpit and fall out of the trees, the better
assbot: Bitcoin, circa 1800 pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1xZN9Qr )
TomServo looks out for the hamburgler.
mod6: awe, was just about to place an order for a two cheeseburgers, a large fry and a coke.
mircea_popescu: mod6 make that a salad, we're poor now.
mod6: those are more expensive. lol
danielpbarron: Washing machines that order their own soap ... first true practical use of cryptocurrency besides drugs! --bitcointalk https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=924725.msg10152645#msg10152645
assbot: So it looks like IBM is going to use Ethereum ... ( http://bit.ly/1xZNqCL )
mod6: of course they are. morons.
mircea_popescu: STILL with the "first best greatest" ?
hanbot: mircea_popescu the "Golcoinda," << i lolled
thestringpuller: "fridges that order food only from sources that use approved GMO technology from Monsanto"
mircea_popescu: "let's make our living room more like the airport"
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dub: winklevii outreach via buttbet?
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kakobrekla: >A man of 20 was jailed in Orleans for shouting "long live the Kalash[(nikov]" at police in a shopping centre
assbot: BBC News - Paris attacks: Dieudonne held as France tackles hate speech ... ( http://bit.ly/14ASSjE )
kakobrekla: in France, this.
dub: thats awesome
dub: oui oui will defend the freedom of expression with our lives. Condoning terrorism! off with your head
davout: free speech is kindof a joke in france...
kakobrekla: shut up!
davout: toi-même
davout: "you're totally free to say what you want, except for this, this, this and this. also you need to be nice to others"
dub: basically jews
dub: you can talk about anythign but jews
davout: hm?
kakobrekla: and niggers afaik ?
dub: Prime Minister Manuel Valls saying that freedom of speech should not be confused with anti-Semitism, racism and Holocaust denial.
dub: free !jew speach
dub: speech
davout: the case kako was reporting about doesn't seem to have anything to do with jews
davout: anyway, my point is that you either have free speech or don't, see the "just a little pregnant" bit earlier
davout: there's no free-speech-but
dub: i pasted a quote from the article
dub: where your prime minister says exactly that
davout: anti-semitism falls in the racism bucket, in france you can get in trouble for saying "burn the jews", and you can get in trouble for saying "burn the niggers"
dub doesn't fully understand there is a separate bucket
dub: why*
thestringpuller: davout: it's like a smaller fork!
davout: i guess that anti-semitism was seen as more of a problem when the law was made
dub: well again from the article, mocking dead people, agreeing with other people and appreciating soviet weaponry is off limits too
davout: we also have this part that says you're not permitted to deny the existence of genocides, the holocaust etc.
fluffypony: everyone needs a bucket
davout: yea, it's nuts
dub: thats an interesting one for france given cambodia
davout: thank god we already know the earth is spheric
davout: my serenissima passport won't come too early
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33777 @ 0.00045196 = 15.2659 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33777 @ 0.00045196 = 15.2659 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5621 @ 0.00046724 = 2.6264 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5621 @ 0.00046724 = 2.6264 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44573 @ 0.00045611 = 20.3302 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44573 @ 0.00045611 = 20.3302 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 6683 @ 0.0005124 = 3.4244 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 6233 @ 0.00051127 = 3.1867 BTC [-] {7}
TheNewDeal: Davout "Earth is spheric" - gassenwagen for you
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14724 @ 0.00044497 = 6.5517 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14724 @ 0.00044497 = 6.5517 BTC [-]
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: one of my favorite things about containerization is the ability to upgrade running production services with a minimum of hassle.
ben_vulpes: for instance, i've got a client who (for some silly reasons) basically needs to throw out their Solr index on a daily basis. the approach to date has been to drop the index at a low-traffic time, rebuild, and hope nobody notices. with docker, we can boot a new container, index into it, and then when the indexing is complete, shut the old solr container down and boot the new solr container.
ben_vulpes: (on the old solr container's port)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21850 @ 0.00044357 = 9.692 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21850 @ 0.00044357 = 9.692 BTC [-] {2}
thestringpuller: can't you upgrade the container without having to even truly rebuild container from image?
thestringpuller: just give it dockerfile with updates
davout: ben_vulpes: "needs to throw out their Solr index on a daily basis" <<< nasty
ben_vulpes: davout: tell me about it
davout: ben_vulpes: sure, that'll be 250$/h
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: thing is, solr is very stateful inside.
ben_vulpes: davout: pretty much.
ben_vulpes: "hey client, you have two options: either you get lotsa search downtime over the next week while i figure this out, or i write a zero downtime solr cutover thinger for ya."
ben_vulpes: software
ben_vulpes: BIG MISTAKE
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27200 @ 0.00044096 = 11.9941 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27200 @ 0.00044096 = 11.9941 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: ben_vulpes: well I"m thinking of using docker to deploy gpg server stuffs
thestringpuller: really wish I had a cardano
thestringpuller glances briefly at asciilifeform
davout: thestringpuller: i can't think of a purpose for which docker-based deploys would be equivalent to a cardano based setup
davout: equivalent is prolly the wrong word here
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "The Winkdex: BTC $5000 or more in 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1104/ Odds: 82(Y):18(N) by coin, 82(Y):18(N) by weight. Total bet: 6.134 BTC. Current weight: 99,972.
mats: yeah wha? gonna send the cardano to the dc?
[]bot: Bet placed: 9 BTC for No on "The Winkdex: BTC $5000 or more in 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1104/ Odds: 33(Y):67(N) by coin, 33(Y):67(N) by weight. Total bet: 15.134 BTC. Current weight: 99,970.
mod6: wonder what $MAX_PAIN will be set to before Fucky McFuckstick ends this charade.
thestringpuller: too much
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 69660 @ 0.00044087 = 30.711 BTC [-] {2}
thestringpuller: davout: i'm running docker on local machines and want a cardano to hold certain application keys. plug that up to one of the docker servers. relatively easy airgap
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 69660 @ 0.00044087 = 30.711 BTC [-] {2}
mod6: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 168.0, Best ask: 169.96, Bid-ask spread: 1.96000, Last trade: 169.96, 24 hour volume: 123479.60147081, 24 hour low: 152.4, 24 hour high: 230.89, 24 hour vwap: 193.627757354
thestringpuller: could do same with old laptop, but cardano is cheaper, and probably more reliable than my handy work
ben_vulpes: daaang.
ben_vulpes: war coins, y'all.
ben_vulpes buys all the way down
thestringpuller: If bitpay didn't shutdown their atm I'd buy more
thestringpuller: also if ATMs didn't require a fucking PALM PRINT to identify you
mod6: yeah fts
ben_vulpes: fucking love it
thestringpuller: funny i have to buy btc in person and slip people money under doors and shit
thestringpuller: d00d btc is gonna be pretty much drug dealing in the future
ben_vulpes: "yes i'd be happy to give you all of my deets for my untraceable digicash..."
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: going to be?
Adlai: there's a lamassu at http://bitembassy.org/ that requires a QR code and cash. that's it.
assbot: Bitembassy TLV | שגרירות הביטקוין ... ( http://bit.ly/1Cn6pH8 )
thestringpuller: well when I did my last trade I counted the money and stuff in front of the guy and checked the bills and shit in public
thestringpuller: that would be a rather conspicuous drug deal
thestringpuller: too bad it isn't feasible for me to pilgrimage for bitcoins :P
thestringpuller: but thanks Adlai
Adlai: we should slap a QR code at the <holy site>
Adlai: people will start leaving qr codes in the wailing wall, instead of prayers
cazalla: felipelalli: cazalla: please write something about this price crash. Do you have privileged information? <<< it was bane
thestringpuller: didn't know they had christopher nolan movies in australia jkjk
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: since viagra... nobody knows you're impotent anymoar lol << The truly old sill use caverject
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: so i don't get that nascar drama. ex-trophy blondie applies for no contact order against her ex. ex swears she's an assassin out to get him. << Basically except... the assasin part seems... credible...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3139 @ 0.00051129 = 1.6049 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3085 @ 0.0005113 = 1.5774 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23994 @ 0.00043382 = 10.4091 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 73100 @ 0.00043126 = 31.5251 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49106 @ 0.00043001 = 21.1161 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: <kakobrekla> in France, this. << top kek
mircea_popescu: <davout> the case kako was reporting about doesn't seem to have anything to do with jews <<< you don't see it because nose! it's a gentile^H^H^H^H redneck thing dub's on about. *we* understand.
mircea_popescu: <dub> why* << they use really tiny instruments.
mircea_popescu: dub: thats an interesting one for france given cambodia << ahahahaha
mircea_popescu: ok best log
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes: for instance, i've got a client who (for some silly reasons) basically needs to throw out their Solr index on a daily basis. << you know, a tool that empowers you to do sometyhing stupid is not a powerful tool.
mircea_popescu: it just seems like one. to you.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 78900 @ 0.0004229 = 33.3668 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: dub: winklevii outreach via buttbet? << capn' Talism yo. one pays, one can name his terms.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 78900 @ 0.0004229 = 33.3668 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller: If bitpay didn't shutdown their atm I'd buy more << this lulz is so lulzy to me.
asciilifeform: useful-things-announcement: a fairly civilized router, turns out, is one 'edgerouter lite' - 3 gigabit ports. mips64 processor with fairly good docs. nuke the vendor's turdware and install *bsd of your choice. the interesting thing about this gadget is that the firmware lives on an (internal) removable usb stick. can pull, examine, modify on standard comp, even theoretically install read-only unit.
asciilifeform: getting fairly good performance on one of these with freebsd 10.
mircea_popescu: you actually verified it has no 2nd brain this thing ?
asciilifeform: in the electron microscope sense? nein
asciilifeform: it does come with a vendor turd os
mircea_popescu: in the pcb sense
asciilifeform: it has the cpu (really a soc), four drams, and a bunch of passives.
mircea_popescu: i'm going through a phase atm something like "fuck this shit, i need a non-pc router like i need an ipad."
asciilifeform assumes his isp is the mitm vector of choice, and hence does not regard router as a serious hardened component. but has many problems with reliability and programmability of the usual consumer turdware.
mircea_popescu: makes sense
asciilifeform: this here gadget is a ~100 usd piece that handily runs, say, a btc node. with good performance.
asciilifeform: metal chassis, rs232 port. very unusual in that respect. almost like something made 20 yrs. ago. hence the mention of it here.
asciilifeform reminds readers who may come across this device not to use vendor's turd - a fairly standard linux but with a closed kernel module, apparently
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.10799062 = 1.7278 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.10799062 = 1.7278 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: !up BiTMiND
asciilifeform: hactive.googlecode.com/files/CN50XX-HRM-V0.99E.pdf << leaked data sheet for the soc in gadget mentioned earlier. you can't actually get this from the vendor.
asciilifeform: (afaik)
mircea_popescu: jesus the world we live in.
asciilifeform: mind-blowingly detailed datashit, however.
asciilifeform: woah, hardware memory management.
asciilifeform: (see pp. 254.)
mircea_popescu: maybe whioever made it was so proud of it ... he had to
asciilifeform: interestingly, there is, afaik, no support for any of the spiffy bells & whistles (hardware tcp/ip, queueing, packet inspection, etc.) in any civilized os.
asciilifeform: because, naturally, one would have to read the leaked ds
asciilifeform: and That Would Be Wrong (tm)
asciilifeform: i mention all of this because, while academic for the lot of us, there are folks who actually need to diddle 1M+ packets/sec. in some intelligent way.
asciilifeform: and it doesn't happen on a pc.
asciilifeform: they're stuck using weird turdware.
asciilifeform: supplied, afaik exclusively, by satan's loyal imps.
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> and That Would Be Wrong (tm) <<< i think doing away with FOSS shared idiocy will be the greatest bitcoin contribution to the movement.
asciilifeform: which idiocy
asciilifeform: (so many to choose from)
mircea_popescu: yes, you can turn down commits that change he to her. if women get upset, that's because the women in question are stupid and they don't belong in tech ; yes you can use proprietary code. if anyone doesn't like it, anyone can suck a free bag of dicks ;
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: right now it is elementary fear of usg that keeps the leaked docs scarce and largely unused
mircea_popescu: etc etc. there's this large pile of mental viral load they're currently carrying, so as to do essentiually what the power rangers want bitcoin to do : play cozy with TITB.
mircea_popescu: aka the idiots that be.
asciilifeform: though there is an elaborate dance where folks implement xxxx and then pretend it wasn't using leaked/nda docs
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yeah yeah. synergy.
assbot: MIPS/ERLite-3 - Gentoo Wiki ... ( http://bit.ly/1xr63dM )
mircea_popescu: the key to escaping from usg is not caring about usg issues ; the key to not caring about usg issues is escaping from usg.
mircea_popescu: they solve each other.
asciilifeform: the key to exploring the solar system is escaping the earth's gravity, yes. but easy to say!
asciilifeform: interestingly, thing has an rng, and manual actually provides a schematic supposedly for it.
asciilifeform: (it is not an especially good one)
asciilifeform: pp. 658-9. in case someone was actually following this thread.
asciilifeform: (what rng? ring oscillator jitter, with sha1 whitening.)
asciilifeform: i'd avoid the built-in aes, etc. instructions. if i were hitler and ordering a 'magic packet' back-door for this device, i would almost certainly ask that it spit back recently-used operands for these on the wire.
asciilifeform: curiously, it even has a hardware galois field multiplier. to tempt folks using elliptic curves.
asciilifeform: last bit re: this gadget: seems like the open source folks were somehow clued in regarding, and dared to put to use, the aes acceleration.
asciilifeform: this is mildly suggestive of vendor having encouraged this
asciilifeform: no prizes for guessing why.
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> (what rng? ring oscillator jitter, with sha1 whitening.) <<< better than many
asciilifeform: better than an entirely fake one, sure.
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> no prizes for guessing why. << usual management cluelessness
asciilifeform: or - someone would like to see these put to use.
asciilifeform: (who typically succumbs to the temptation of using hw-accelerates, e.g., aes? - folks setting up vpn or otherwise bridging nets with serious traffic. aka delicious targets for usg.)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3039 @ 0.00054222 = 1.6478 BTC [+] {11}
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: it's "web technology". there are no good tools.
mircea_popescu enjoys the luxuries of preaching naked.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 15970 @ 0.00057724 = 9.2185 BTC [+] {16}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 15853 @ 0.00058356 = 9.2512 BTC [+] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 8088 @ 0.00058692 = 4.747 BTC [+] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 6000 @ 0.00058588 = 3.5153 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2300 @ 0.00058999 = 1.357 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2300 @ 0.00058999 = 1.357 BTC [+] {3}
ben_vulpes wonders how many hours of humanity have been wasted saving the wrong file
mircea_popescu: the rong file ?
[]bot: Bet placed: 10 BTC for No on "The Winkdex: BTC $5000 or more in 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1104/ Odds: 20(Y):80(N) by coin, 20(Y):80(N) by weight. Total bet: 25.134 BTC. Current weight: 99,930.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12500 @ 0.0004212 = 5.265 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12500 @ 0.0004212 = 5.265 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Better crank up those txfees https://imgur.com/GAklIdZ
assbot: Bitcoin network is maxed out. The backlog of unconfirmed transactions is now a few blocks large. - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1BsMgRF )
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo check out the megaspam right under that lol
mircea_popescu: total fees, .5 btc. for 5k txn. so we wanna do it at 0.1 bitcent per tx. because why the fuck not, right ?
mircea_popescu: swift costs 50 bux to send, but bitcoin should do it for 20 cents.
mircea_popescu: and the fact that 5k idiots worth together a restaurant meal are left out is somehow BITCOIN's problem.
mircea_popescu: check it out yo! all the broke ass niggers at the ritzy club entrance have a quarter between them!
mircea_popescu: that red rope gotta go!
BingoBoingo: Well right now the idiots are trying 0.01 Bitcent and still some a tenth of that because it is the cutoff the the various "antispam" limits.
mircea_popescu: find me a fucking txn where visa charged 17.5 cents.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58050 @ 0.00041605 = 24.1517 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58050 @ 0.00041605 = 24.1517 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller weren't you due some qntra material ?
mircea_popescu: you can't sleep on it yo!
mircea_popescu: it's a news site not a mortuary service.
mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/1103/bitcoin-to-drop-under-170-before-march/ <<< re the "one week" clause bs. it just invalidated this bet.
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin to drop under 170$ before March :: 1.14 B (81%) on Yes, 0.26 B (19%) on No | closed 1 minute ago ... ( http://bit.ly/1BsNAUy )
mircea_popescu: now nobody gets anything.
mircea_popescu: anx says "the order engine has turned off. please try again later."
mircea_popescu: if anyone's looking for things to look into.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25502 @ 0.00042293 = 10.7856 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25502 @ 0.00042293 = 10.7856 BTC [+]
assbot: Re: New WIRED Offices - The Awl ... ( http://bit.ly/1BsSuRw )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26150 @ 0.00042588 = 11.1368 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26150 @ 0.00042588 = 11.1368 BTC [+]
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: how does one keep an office tidy?
BingoBoingo: That I'm not sure. I mean for lesser offices you can get a janitor, but anytime sensitive information is being handled...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2548 @ 0.00058999 = 1.5033 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2548 @ 0.00058999 = 1.5033 BTC [+] {4}
mircea_popescu: "Unfortunately, too often the place where we do that important work looks, at best, like a dorm room."
mircea_popescu: "Please. WIRED is no longer a pirate ship. It’s the home of world-changing journalism."
mircea_popescu: it fucking died.
mircea_popescu: wasn't feeling all that well for years, but...
mircea_popescu: " It’s the West Coast home of Condé Nast. "
mircea_popescu: quite exactly.
mircea_popescu: "And it’s increasingly a place where we, and our New York colleagues and owners, host artists, founders, CEOs, and advertisers." splendid :
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> "Please. WIRED is no longer a pirate ship. It’s the home of world-changing journalism." << Now a "Museum Ship"
mircea_popescu: world changing journalism lol.
mircea_popescu: wht's this obsession with changing the world anyway ? very insecure people.
BingoBoingo: Well, they understand they can't survive the world as is, so their reflex is... change the world. So much easier than changing self.
mircea_popescu: it's the universal superlative by now. world changing novels and toothpaste, cars and fruit juicers, politicians and nail polish.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 10015 @ 0.00060498 = 6.0589 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: brb while i fartchange the world!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 10015 @ 0.00060498 = 6.0589 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: ahh that felt like a most worldchanging dump i just took.
mircea_popescu: anyone perceive any difference ?
mod6: it does feel lighter in here
mircea_popescu: ahh! then i can go to bed without paxil for once!
BingoBoingo: I think I can smell it
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu> ahh! then i can go to bed without paxil for once! << Talk about drugs that develop a physical addiction.
BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 339002 | Current Difficulty: 4.397166205608958E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 340703 | Next Difficulty In: 1701 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 6 hours, 21 minutes, and 27 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 40372940928.2 | Estimated Percent Change: -8.18418
BingoBoingo: ;;buy 40 PH/s mining farm and Typhoon class submarine chasis with loaded reactor at negotiable Serious Inqueries only
gribble: Error: 'mining' is not a valid price input.
BingoBoingo: ;;buy 40 "PH/s mining farm and Typhoon class submarine chasis with loaded reactor" at "negotiable" Serious Inqueries only
gribble: Error: 'negotiable' is not a valid price input.
BingoBoingo: ;;buy 40 "PH/s mining farm and Typhoon class submarine chasis with loaded reactor" at 1 BTC Serious Inqueries only
gribble: Order id 21899 created.
mod6: hah
BingoBoingo: Serious, would pay 1 BTC or more for that.
mod6: i believe you
BingoBoingo: Plan is park it near a beach, run the farm off of the reactor's output and mine on free electricity for 20+ years.
BingoBoingo: Mining gear is going to be cooled by the hull sitting in water.
BingoBoingo: Parties are going to happen on the deck.
kakobrekla: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 339003 | Current Difficulty: 4.397166205608958E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 340703 | Next Difficulty In: 1700 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 6 hours, 11 minutes, and 55 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 40346650088.8 | Estimated Percent Change: -8.24397
BingoBoingo: Internet connectivity through Starbucks public wifi/GPRS cell data when starbucks cuts us off... if they dare...
assbot: Teen Bitcoin Trader Beat Lawyer Roommate to Death with Hammer, Sources Say - Astoria - DNAinfo.com New York ... ( http://bit.ly/1C2CLZo )
danielpbarron: Capobianco and Smith were in business together trading Bitcoin, a type of online currency, according to state records and online at sites like LocalBitcoins.com and BTCjam.com.
assbot: The Guerrilla Tactics of The Racket, and How It Almost Upended Journalism | WIRED ... ( http://bit.ly/1C2CNAp )
gribble: The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: "After noticing that he had fewer than 10,000 followers on Twitter, they bought him 100,000 in chunks of a few thousand at a time—although the number was in constant flux because Twitter kept zapping the bot accounts. The point to all of it was … well … They didn’t really seem to have one?"
assbot: Buy bitcoins with cash in US Dollar (USD), East New York, Brooklyn, NY, USA, ... ( http://bit.ly/1C2CZQf )
BingoBoingo: “They do good work but the voice of the site is just so dry and neutral,” said Pareene. “We want to be loudly shouting opinions at people until they get mad at us.” << Pareene nao is a Gawker stoolie
BingoBoingo: !up Tsdfiofi
BingoBoingo: Hello Tsdfiofi
BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: Looks like perfectly normal gay domestic violence.
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 193.0, Best ask: 193.02, Bid-ask spread: 0.02000, Last trade: 193.02, 24 hour volume: 134429.47125864, 24 hour low: 152.4, 24 hour high: 220.86, 24 hour vwap: 188.924982829
BingoBoingo: BUt... Their blood is on Buterin's hands
danielpbarron: not in the WoT; no surprise
BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: Well, you have to understand the empire state, state of mind
assbot: An Undercover Agent Was Making $1000 a Week in Bitcoin as a Silk Road Admin | Motherboard ... ( http://bit.ly/1C2Fzpt )
assbot: 5 of the Weirdest Things About That Kate Upton Mobile Game - Dorkly Post ... ( http://bit.ly/1C2FPF5 )
BingoBoingo: ^ In spite of idiot venues highlighting the suck of tablet games...
danielpbarron: 5. A Belgian kid spent $46,000 in Game of War: Fire Age by himself << wtf.
BingoBoingo: special agent with the US Internal Revenue Service Gary Alford
BingoBoingo: ^ And Alford plea is one of the historically lulziest outcomes fo criminal cases
BingoBoingo: "Jury will prolly habbeb you, Imma start the sentence sooner"
BingoBoingo: !up HlySht
BingoBoingo: HlySht: How's the bleeding?
BingoBoingo: OMG SVU tonight had the best opening musical montage ever!
ben_vulpes: add keyserver to the list of things la serenissima wants its own of, eh?
BingoBoingo: Prolly
BingoBoingo: A gossipd-net of keyservers would be divine
BingoBoingo: Just pissing UDP to rando IP's is the wave of the future.
ben_vulpes imagines gossipd clients
ben_vulpes: !up nOgAnOo
ben_vulpes: goddamnit
ben_vulpes: ;;eauth ben_vulpes
gribble: Request successful for user ben_vulpes, hostmask ben_vulpes!~ben_vulpe@unaffiliated/benkay. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/2AFA1A9FD2D031DA
ben_vulpes: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:3f779cee60464cb63982c04c8eb36825f2565313c3c5afc80d8b0200
gribble: You are now authenticated for user ben_vulpes with key 2AFA1A9FD2D031DA
ben_vulpes: !up nOgAnOo
ben_vulpes: godDAMNIT
ben_vulpes: !up nOgAnOo
nOgAnOo: Thank you sir!
ben_vulpes: what brings you around?
kakobrekla: you must thank him trice now.
nOgAnOo: I just seen some logs talking about the bitcoin fork..
nOgAnOo: 20MB block size.. I don't understand it yet..
nOgAnOo: But I don't trust the Bitcoin Foundation at all..
danielpbarron: what's wrong with the bitcoin foundation?
nOgAnOo: Just a bad feeling.. the same feeling I have about Moolah
kakobrekla: !s moolah
assbot: 55 results for 'moolah' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=moolah
BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: You have to accept that at this point many people saying "Bitcoin Foundation" are going to be referring to the dinosaur fundnation.
artifexd: <BingoBoingo> A gossipd-net of keyservers would be divine << I like it
nOgAnOo: That they are elitists and very rude to the community mostly.. Like how does a ban-happy kid like gmaxwell control the IRC channel and main forum?
nOgAnOo: gmaxwell put a very bad taste in my mouth for bitcoin long ago and I turned to altcoin communities as soon as they arrived.
BingoBoingo: artifexd: Seriously. The future is pissing UDP thinly, but everywhere. That is how you culture deniability.
kakobrekla: and now you found out that altcoin extremist are also bad ?
nOgAnOo: keko, the greed has spread everywhere like a virus!
nOgAnOo: I am making my own 100% airdrop coin for IRC games called NyanKoin
nOgAnOo: Distributing hopefully through 40 or more airdrop methods
BingoBoingo: Sounds shady nOgAnOo are you actually usagi?
nOgAnOo: When litecoin came out I was pissed
nOgAnOo: I thought there was not room for 2 coins
kakobrekla: here isnt ?
nOgAnOo: now my philosophy has changed.. I am ready to make my first and only coin
danielpbarron: make sure the block size limit is 20 mb so you get max adoption rate
nOgAnOo clueless as to what 20MB blocks would change
BingoBoingo ready for price of actually delivered coins to spike to $5000/per+
BingoBoingo: * nOgAnOo clueless as to what 20MB blocks would change << would sink tx fees
nOgAnOo: Thanks
assbot: ./helenzaltzman is your dad the Godfather? "But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day." :-)
kakobrekla: from ocean floor to magma.
nOgAnOo: So anyways.. speaking of assets.. I'm going to be accepting bitcoin for pepper and tomato seeds
BingoBoingo: Seriously
nOgAnOo: Would anyone even spend bitcoin at this price?????
BingoBoingo: nOgAnOo: What about... End product.
BingoBoingo: <nOgAnOo> Would anyone even spend bitcoin at this price????? << Because some people accept actual price.
BingoBoingo: <gribble> #21899 || BingoBoingo || BUY 40.0 PH/s mining farm and Typhoon class submarine chasis with loaded reactor @ 1 BTC || Serious Inqueries only
nOgAnOo: What do you mean BingoBoingo, end product?
nOgAnOo: Making sauces and things?
nOgAnOo: I've got ideas for foods that would blow your mind, sir..
BingoBoingo: nOgAnOo: I mean the peppers and tomatoes
nOgAnOo: Think willy wonka, the candy that turns to different foods
nOgAnOo: Tonight I am making pumpkin pie rollups.. spicy tomato rollups.. venison jerky.. more ginger lemon detox drink and possibly french onion soup and watermelon tropical punch honey gummy worms
nOgAnOo: I'm going to overtake walmart
nOgAnOo: Not like I care about that but I do like eating my own homegrown organic foods and candies
nOgAnOo: I'm doing honey.. maple syrup.. mushrooms.. orchards.. berry patches.. grapes.. veggies.. herbs.. melons..
nOgAnOo: I've got 70 varieties of peppers and 50 varieties tomatos
nOgAnOo: it's been my plan for 3 years to start a crypto seedbank
nOgAnOo: but it takes a few years to start producing bulk.. I garden alone...
BingoBoingo: <nOgAnOo> it's been my plan for 3 years to start a crypto seedbank << I thought it was cryo
nOgAnOo: I just planted 777 carolina reapers last week
nOgAnOo: hottest pepper in the world
nOgAnOo: How would one asset back a coin at a non-set price?
nOgAnOo: 1 coin = 1 seed.. depending on harvest volume...
BingoBoingo: Well, what is wrong with distillation fractions and just growing capsasin crystals?
danielpbarron: nOgAnOo, you should just abandon that idea entirely
nOgAnOo: I am not purely in this for capsaicin.. I like the flavor of certain peppers.. I also want to extract terpenes one day and eat fresh
BingoBoingo: <nOgAnOo> 1 coin = 1 seed.. depending on harvest volume... << Problem is you think 1 coin is one seed and I think one coin is a typhoon classs submarine
nOgAnOo: I need some sort of algorithm where the asset backing can fluctuate gently
nOgAnOo: 1 carolina reaper seed is worth 30 cents minimum on ebay now
nOgAnOo: 2 years ago it was 1.50
danielpbarron: if there is profit to be made, the best structure for what you're describing is a stock that pays dividends; not a currency
nOgAnOo: share cropping?
BingoBoingo: lol, I want a cliff I can jump off of into tons of down feathers, for the thrill
danielpbarron: a company that sells seeds or whatever you are producing
nOgAnOo: I want to attach paper wallets to my products like camel cash
nOgAnOo: give them a share of my company when they buy my products.. micro-shares
BingoBoingo: <nOgAnOo> I want to attach paper wallets to my products like camel cash << Mega scam
danielpbarron: customers don't necessarily make good share holders
nOgAnOo: I just want to make it fun.. people like rewards
BingoBoingo: Rewards are tricky business.
nOgAnOo: I will give htem a bazooka joe comic or camel cash note style paper wallet that is worth some pepper seeds
nOgAnOo: or they can trade those assets for other coins on the market
kakobrekla: you came from reddit or what
danielpbarron: the whole point of having seeds is actually having the seeds; not some paper representation of them
nOgAnOo: No I've been an IRC kiddie for 15 years
nOgAnOo: I hate reddit
kakobrekla: weird
nOgAnOo: daniel, it would give them incentive to come and check out the e-shop or w/e
kakobrekla: anyway why give them your scam coin if you can give them a satoshi that is worth some seeds
kakobrekla: yeah meh
nOgAnOo: Like when people send me sample seeds and don't tell me what they are.. "COME TO WEBSITE TO FIND OUT WHAT THESE SAMPLE SEEDS ARE"
danielpbarron: it's a terrible idea that you will look back on with embarrassment
kakobrekla: customer loyality program + crypto
kakobrekla: like that topcoin garbage
nOgAnOo: Mystery Seed Coin
kakobrekla: do it if you like just dont talk about it here
BingoBoingo: Is it just me, or does Ice-T get whiter every fucking year, the fucking race traitor.
BingoBoingo: Black is Beautiful... When it comes to dat ass.
nOgAnOo: [22:52] <@kakobrekla> do it if you like just dont talk about it here << Peace guys
BingoBoingo: SO SVU tonight... nice primer of traps and honey traps.
kakobrekla: he left? came only to spam his thing ? :|
mod6: need some seeds brah?
kakobrekla: no, we smoke the bud here in somalia.
mod6: hah
BingoBoingo: Seriously, whole flower or No flower!!!
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