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mircea_popescu: srsly, "proof of developer" ?
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell jyap you have to be fucking insane to send over copies of whatever residence card to derpy websites.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust jyap
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user ben_vulpes to user jyap: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=ben_vulpes&dest=jyap | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=jyap | Rated since: never
ben_vulpes: sure lol
mircea_popescu: no but i mean... the kid's clearly trying, which is good.
mircea_popescu: but srsly, "third party notarized" ssn copies ?
mircea_popescu: i hope he comes here to tell us how "gpg is not user friendly and too hard".
ben_vulpes: !up Vexual
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13604 @ 0.00049631 = 6.7518 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: whatever happened to notary bot?
ben_vulpes: ;;seen punkbot
gribble: punkbot was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 weeks, 2 days, 5 hours, 4 minutes, and 48 seconds ago: <punkbot> punkman: Queued 1 valid deed for next bundle.
ben_vulpes: pretty crucial bit of infrastructure for la serenissima.
ben_vulpes: ;;seen punkman
gribble: punkman was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 11 hours, 39 minutes, and 12 seconds ago: <punkman> http://thedoomthatcametopuppet.tumblr.com/?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3400 @ 0.00050891 = 1.7303 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 73500 @ 0.00049619 = 36.47 BTC [-] {4}
punkman: the doom that came to punkbot
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19500 @ 0.00048268 = 9.4123 BTC [-] {4}
ben_vulpes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKTknLD9eWw << bitcoin as written in cpp by satoshi nakamoto
assbot: Bert's One Man Band Composite - Walt Disney's Mary Poppins - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1wMsL5K )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9755 @ 0.00049119 = 4.7916 BTC [-] {2}
punkman: re: electrum xintox: i mean its obvious you are incredibly ignorant or incredibly stupid. not sure i want you developing wallet software if your damn twitter account is getting hacked.
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell vexual great wub
gribble: The operation succeeded.
Naphex: o/
Naphex: o/
Naphex: cazalla: as far as I know, Netopia atm only added the option. Merchants have to opt-in
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7350 @ 0.00050968 = 3.7461 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24350 @ 0.00050968 = 12.4107 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2425 @ 0.00050048 = 1.2137 BTC [-]
ben_vulpes: https://github.com/syl20bnr/spacemacs#batteries-included << notice the *complete* absence of lisp.
assbot: syl20bnr/spacemacs ยท GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1yD10fs )
ben_vulpes: *any* lisp.
ben_vulpes: is the blockchain cpu-bound on ssds *and* spinny-drives?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19350 @ 0.00050968 = 9.8623 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19650 @ 0.0004848 = 9.5263 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8582 @ 0.00049766 = 4.2709 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8158 @ 0.00049974 = 4.0769 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16050 @ 0.00049857 = 8.002 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00050963 = 6.6252 BTC [+] {3}
fluffypony: !up rdymac
rdymac: cazalla you know that twit is fake, right?
cazalla: rdymac, the niggers one?
rdymac: and the following racist ones, yes
fluffypony: well not fake, just not from ThomasV
cazalla: fluffypony, why ya gotta ruin the fun i was about to have :(
fluffypony: maybe Reddit should campaign to have the hacker murdered
rdymac: good point
fluffypony: lol cazalla
rdymac: by a police?
fluffypony: tomorrow on qntra: PONIES RUIN EVERYTHING
rdymac: maybe Roger Ver can handle the reward
cazalla: rdymac, why did you feel the need to point out the obvious anyway
rdymac: cuz someone sent me here asking me and @ElectrumWallet to proof ourselves with GPG, and saw your comment
rdymac: can't connect his twitter with his nick here, so dunno who he is
cazalla: rdymac, i believe that would be danielpbarron
fluffypony: gosh cazalla look what you did now
rdymac: beside that, if I've never trade at #bitcoin-otc I'm not trustable... what a bullshit
fluffypony: rdymac: lots of people have trust relationships in the WoT without having traded
fluffypony: it's a web of trust, not a web of trades
rdymac: beside that, if I've never trade at #bitcoin-otc I'm not trustable... what a bull*
rdymac: I see
fluffypony: also verifying you are who you say you are through GPG isn't related to the WoT
fluffypony: I haven't seen the tweet, but in the Electrum source in pubkeys/ there are a bunch of GPG keys
rdymac: that's what he pointed out
fluffypony: well three actually
fluffypony: Animazing, ThomasV, and wozz (mr_burdell)
rdymac: the three that generates the binaries
fluffypony: yeah so obviously whoever is controlling the Twitter account at the moment can't sign a message as any of those three
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21399 @ 0.00050189 = 10.7399 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: you know, reading on this people's temple thing... the general pro-state argument is that o noes, donation powered police department and government generally "wouldn't work" because "people won't pay, gotta tax!"
mircea_popescu: nevertheless, completely insane and otherwise entirely pointless derps like the jones dude got TENS OF MILLIONS of 1970s dollars in donations
mircea_popescu: to... essentially... build an experimental prison camp. or to leave to the communist party of ussr.
mircea_popescu: i mean... the fucking commie party of the at-the-time enemy of the us could have lived off fucking us citizen ~donations~
mircea_popescu: and you're telling me the local school or w/e couldn't, IF IT WERE ANY USEFUL.
mircea_popescu: seems a dubious claim.
mircea_popescu: what they're actually saying is, "you'd never pay for us to do things you don't want done but we do, so gotta force you to pay". which proper restatement of the argument is of course too plain for their taste.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKTknLD9eWw << bitcoin as written in cpp by satoshi nakamoto << exactly correct lol.
assbot: Bert's One Man Band Composite - Walt Disney's Mary Poppins - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1wMsL5K )
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes: is the blockchain cpu-bound on ssds *and* spinny-drives? << not really. afaik the bitcoind was always IO bound, either on memory or more usually disk. but i guess some people somewhere run shitty enough systems that it's the cpu.
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell bingoboingo mike_c "here's how november went for mpex stocks" piece for qntra ? can has ?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: rdymac: beside that, if I've never trade at #bitcoin-otc I'm not trustable... what a bullshit << heh.
mircea_popescu: !up mariorz
mircea_popescu: !up yrashk__
mircea_popescu: !up jyap
assbot: 5 results for 'jyap' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=jyap
mircea_popescu: wow you're the guy that sent some blogger a copy of his greencard ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17998 @ 0.00050875 = 9.1565 BTC [+] {4}
punkman: "A new Forex/bitcoin platform is looking for responsible people to work 8 hours a day 7 days a week, typing on their chat. You will be required to post every 1-4minutes while focusing on the topic of Forex trading and cyrptocurrency."
punkman: can I hire someone to keep putting OG on doc's door every 1-4 hours?
punkman: maybe a kickstarter
mircea_popescu: why do you bother poor mr dr.
mircea_popescu: anyway, i can imagine the "responsible people" working 8 hours a day "typing in chat". they're like, on the street, in bars, imagining they may talk to women and so forth.
danielpbarron: rdymac, hi!
danielpbarron: !up rdymac
mircea_popescu: actually speaking of which. Anduck need a job ? exactly tailored for your intelligence level, skills and abilities, everything.
rdymac: hi
punkman: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4HAyfoCEAA3ZxW.jpg "This is a Russian priest sprinkling holy water on the central bank's servers in an attempt to stop the fall of ruble."
assbot: No, our Twitter account hasn't been hacked. This is Thomas V. I'm just voicing my opinions. After all, this is twitter...
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user rdymac has been recorded.
Anduck: haha, what mircea_popescu ?
mircea_popescu: punkman they do that shit in romania too.
Anduck: you trying to attack me again because of ....?
Anduck: lol
punkman: I'm familiar with orthodox water sprinklers
Anduck: punkman: what's up with deedS?
mircea_popescu: greece too huh
punkman: Anduck: I'm working on it
mircea_popescu: romanian expression goes, "ii bun ca apa sfintita. nici tocmeste, nici nu strica."
mircea_popescu: which'd be, "it's good like holy water. it doesn't fix anything, it doesn't break anything"
mircea_popescu: course, in the case of servers that may not hold.
Anduck: punkman: aight
punkman: mircea_popescu: well the racks are closed at least
danielpbarron: rdymac, get yourself identified!
rdymac: ;;oauth
gribble: Error: "oauth" is not a valid command.
danielpbarron: ;;eauth
gribble: (eauth <nick>) -- Initiate authentication for user <nick>. You must have registered a GPG key with the bot for this to work. You will be given a link to a page which contains a one time password encrypted with your key. Decrypt, and use the 'everify' command with it. Your passphrase will expire in 10 minutes.
rdymac: ;;gpg eauth rdymac
gribble: Request successful for user rdymac, hostmask rdymac!uid31665@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-bfzytzxcmxfkubcc. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/6930CFE70FA4130C
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron who's this guy again ?
danielpbarron: electrum developer or something
cazalla: it's that niggerguy
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6497 @ 0.0005021 = 3.2621 BTC [-]
rdymac: ;;verify rdymac
gribble: Error: 'rdymac' is not a valid http url.
danielpbarron: ;;everify
gribble: (everify <otp>) -- Verify the latest encrypt-authentication request by providing your decrypted one-time password. If verified, you'll be authenticated for the duration of the bot's or your IRC session on channel (whichever is shorter).
rdymac: ;;everify
gribble: (everify <otp>) -- Verify the latest encrypt-authentication request by providing your decrypted one-time password. If verified, you'll be authenticated for the duration of the bot's or your IRC session on channel (whichever is shorter).
danielpbarron: paste the decrypted message
rdymac: it's been more than 3 years since I started using this gribble thing
rdymac: I'm already verify
rdymac: check it out yourself
mircea_popescu: ;;ident rdymac
gribble: Nick 'rdymac', with hostmask 'rdymac!uid31665@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-bfzytzxcmxfkubcc', is identified as user 'rdymac', with GPG key id 6930CFE70FA4130C, key fingerprint 637E773CF6DDEE8F009F84616930CFE70FA4130C, and bitcoin address 15Am4YY6uaLi5dpWFRaNvekfby9G9VZsNB
mircea_popescu: ;;rate 1 electrum developer.
gribble: Error: 'electrum' is not a valid integer.
mircea_popescu: ;;rate rdymac 1 electrum developer.
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user rdymac has been recorded.
rdymac: thanks
rdymac: I manage translations, made the complete Spanish translation of Electrum, also help with design and webpage, bug hunter and social media
mircea_popescu: https://electrum.org/community.html << none of the three keys listed there matc hes 637E773CF6DDEE8F009F84616930CFE70FA4130C
assbot: Electrum Bitcoin Client ... ( http://bit.ly/1CUUZ1I )
mircea_popescu: what happened ?
rdymac: I don't sign binaries
mircea_popescu: ;;rate rdymac 1 electrum web guy.
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user rdymac has changed from 1 to 1.
Anduck: rdymac: why doesnt electrum gui / somewhere allow more reserve receiving addrs?
Anduck: we could move to #electrum tho
mircea_popescu: rdymac prolly a good idea to have your pgp key added to the page anyway.
rdymac: yep, too many changes and busy devs right now
rdymac: we were supposed to launch a new website for 2.0
assbot: Rating Details for User 'rdymac' ... ( http://bit.ly/1CUVAAi )
Anduck: how much are bitbet.us fees?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30200 @ 0.00049673 = 15.0012 BTC [-]
assbot: Westerners Now Regret Joining ISIS. Should We Take Them Back? - Wah! ISIS proves to be a drag for first-world recruits. | Guff News ... ( http://bit.ly/1CUYs0g )
danielpbarron: Anduck, http://bitbet.us/faq/#140 Every bettor on the winning side will receive as follows : 99% of his original bet sum (1% goes to BitBet.us) plus 99% of his bet times the total bet by the losing side multiplied by his bet's total weight and divided by the winning side total weight.
assbot: FAQ BitBet ... ( http://bit.ly/1CUYvZY )
Anduck: danielpbarron: thx
mircea_popescu: !up yrashk__
Anduck: so it's about 2%
mircea_popescu: "After a tepid cold open that was"
mircea_popescu: srsly, tepid cold ? lol who the fuck writes the bezzleweb!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7137 @ 0.00049752 = 3.5508 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27200 @ 0.00050584 = 13.7588 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21083 @ 0.00050948 = 10.7414 BTC [+] {2}
scoopbot: New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/the-internet-race-gap/
danielpbarron: it breaths!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30100 @ 0.00051482 = 15.4961 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8300 @ 0.00051551 = 4.2787 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19200 @ 0.00051551 = 9.8978 BTC [+]
assbot: Firework War! - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1s1cLM2 )
mircea_popescu: haha not bad
fluffypony: [15:31:11] <DanMAbraham>I was wondering what you peeps think about my new drawing, I did it to show the cute 11-year old girls (and the ones close to that age) how much I love em! Would love feedback! [ https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=806419096066011&set=pcb.806419262732661&type=1&theater ]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24200 @ 0.00049483 = 11.9749 BTC [-] {3}
kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2014#947544 < pls to enlighten me how did ya figure this one out
assbot: Logged on 07-12-2014 13:44:33; Anduck: so it's about 2%
Anduck: what?
kakobrekla: which part?
Anduck: why so hostile?
Anduck: lol
Anduck: why the fuck all mircea-popescu followers here have to talk like he does
Anduck: like, when someone asks "what?" you be a smart fucking ass and say "which part?"
Anduck: just... lol
kakobrekla: i was just genuinely interested where you brain farted that you came up with 2%
Anduck: i didnt calculate anything.
kakobrekla: that id bet on.
Anduck: as said, everyone tries to be as cunty as mp
Anduck: heh
kakobrekla: only tries.
Anduck: indeed.
Anduck: but you're pretty close
kakobrekla: ty, i try.
assbot: Last 20 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3WMHVN8.txt )
punkman: !b 20
kakobrekla: also not sure on this one but whichparteism might come from kako
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20397 @ 0.00051551 = 10.5149 BTC [+]
punkman: kakobrekla: I'll tell you how that works. You scan faq quickly, read 99% twice, so 1+1= 2%
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6900 @ 0.00051551 = 3.557 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49300 @ 0.00050684 = 24.9872 BTC [-] {4}
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: ;;later tell bingoboingo mike_c "here's how november went for mpex stocks" piece for qntra ? can has ? << NSA statement?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20606 @ 0.00049737 = 10.2488 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1709 @ 0.00123979 = 2.1188 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15091 @ 0.00051889 = 7.8306 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16500 @ 0.00051539 = 8.5039 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2118 @ 0.00051539 = 1.0916 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14611 @ 0.000521 = 7.6123 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25535 @ 0.000521 = 13.3037 BTC [+]
hanbot: Anduck: why so hostile? << stop interpreting gracious attempts to refine your idiocy into something usable as "hostile". people who don't make things as easy as possible for you aren't your enemies, they're your teachers. refusing to engage in the lesson ensures you'll stay comfortably stupid.
mike_c: Monthly roundup though, sounds like a good idea.
mike_c: BingoBoingo: I'll write that up once the snsa statement hits the wire.
BingoBoingo: Cool, thanks mike_c
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4750 @ 0.000521 = 2.4748 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1844 @ 0.00123366 = 2.2749 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: Bitcoin Founder Satoshi Nakamoto Arrested; Identity Revealed - National Report | National Report ... ( http://bit.ly/1w335A8 )
jurov: wtf,.. above was posted almost day ago and i can't find any discussion about it?
BingoBoingo: jurov: hoax site
jurov: okay
assbot: Bill Cosby Rape Allegations Lead To Popularity Boon In India | National Report ... ( http://bit.ly/1w33CSX )
adlai: gr8 site m80
jurov: the perils of ingesting information via phone on crowded bus...
jurov: /o\
hanbot: ย“FBI agents just stormed the building, came in here without a search warrant or anything,ย” Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, a mascot for the group, told CNN. << lol
jurov: http://oglaf.com/dont/ << please accept this as my humble apology
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 13 @ 0.098 = 1.274 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10500 @ 0.000521 = 5.4705 BTC [+]
assbot: Wikipedia won't stop BEGGING for cash - despite sitting on $60m โ€ข The Register ... ( http://bit.ly/1w34G9l )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16300 @ 0.000521 = 8.4923 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18350 @ 0.00051644 = 9.4767 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo looks like s.nsa will skip a month.
mircea_popescu: dunno what asciilifeform is doing but i guess he got sick ?
BingoBoingo: Ah, I hope he recovers
mircea_popescu: fluffypony i suspek the guy's trying to be fringe & controversial rather than anything unsavory.
ben_vulpes: landlording company left a pound of ground french roast on my stoop yesterday.
ben_vulpes: i can't tell if i'm being trolled.
ben_vulpes: the best part was the awful awful awful christmas card signed by the office staff with nothing but signatures inside.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes you're being hit on, by a bunch of bored chicks stuck in a beancounter job in rural america and the social skills of a box of liverjournals.
mircea_popescu: either you, or any other of the however many tenants.
ben_vulpes: probably the dyke upstairs.
ben_vulpes: i've *been* in the leasing company's office.
mircea_popescu: no, more likely to be a 40something gay dude.
ben_vulpes: haw now that i'll buy.
ben_vulpes: but why rural america? i don't live in the boonies and the company office is fifteen blocks north
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2014#947569 << am i the only one to notice the logs are getting increasingly bizarre ?
assbot: Logged on 07-12-2014 15:32:41; Anduck: why the fuck all mircea-popescu followers here have to talk like he does
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes o you don't ? yaok.
mircea_popescu: keep telling yourself that.
ben_vulpes: get stuffed with ennui you seasoned metropolitan
mircea_popescu: lawlsky.
mircea_popescu: ;;google population size of where ben_vulpes works/lives, how many time smaller than buenos aires it is.
gribble: No matches found.
mircea_popescu: (yeah, trilema actually does get these types of searches. in romanian.)
ben_vulpes: ~1/15
mircea_popescu: dude why does hanbot sound so much like kako!
ben_vulpes is still reeling from the "rural america jab"
mircea_popescu: all you black girls sound the same
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes : today in b-a, "best jabs are the completely impredictable, entirely baseless shit nobody expects".
ben_vulpes: <punkman> mircea_popescu: well the racks are closed at least << these aren't the racks you're looking for
ben_vulpes: i suspect its the 19yo queer girl who "doesn't put substances in her body" that ordered this miserable filth delivered to my door.
ben_vulpes: either that or the whole team just really hates their customers.
mircea_popescu: maybe they just don't think much of their cusomters.
ben_vulpes: "gotta order n bags of coffee..."
mod6: return the favor: leave them a 2lb. of tripe and an xmas card on their doorstep
mircea_popescu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6M3VrPyFyY << perhaps the source of your suffering.
assbot: French Roast HD - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1w39ifA )
mod6: *bag of
hanbot: ben_vulpes maybe they saved the good coffee to fuel the tractor?
ben_vulpes: Y'ALL ARE BEING MEAN I'M GOING TO MUCK OUT THE STABLES AND THEN CALL REDDIT POLICE
mircea_popescu: lol his girflriend is a pony!
mircea_popescu: mike_c: BingoBoingo: I'll write that up once the snsa statement hits the wire. <<< it's skipping this period.
mircea_popescu: OMG GUY JUROV WAS ARRESTED
mircea_popescu: (the "AKA Satoshi Nakamoto, founder of the Bitcoin" part is lulziest. have you founded the bitcoin, sir ?)
mircea_popescu: adlai this is what why ?
mircea_popescu: heh wikipedia, a scam run as a scam. figgrs.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3850 @ 0.00052083 = 2.0052 BTC [+]
Anduck: hanbot: what the fuck?
Anduck: hanbot: please carefully review the original "discussion" and think
Anduck: what you said does have a point but it's not related
Anduck: i mean the 2nd sentence of yours, it's got a point
Anduck: =)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14150 @ 0.0005212 = 7.375 BTC [+] {4}
adlai: mircea_popescu: this is lame/overstretched joke, explaining trilema's popularity in india by analogy to the parody article. tl;dr: this is dog
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17657 @ 0.00052155 = 9.209 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: so today i made the discovery that after sleeping in a half foot long ankle hobble, girl is much more respectful, obedient an' restrained generally.
mircea_popescu: clearly the pressure spot for good behaviour is on the ankle.
mircea_popescu: i wonder if chinese acupuncture knew this.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40855 @ 0.00051469 = 21.0277 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16122 @ 0.00052155 = 8.4084 BTC [+]
adlai: it must obstruct the flow of bad qi up the shaoyin meridian
assbot: Cube Drone ... ( http://bit.ly/12AZOwa )
assbot: How Twitter's changed. http://t.co/MKxOQuEDSU For example, replying is down. Retweeting is up big. http://t.co/RmEqNSNBTN
mircea_popescu: it's not exactly that evil lizard WANTS people to not contribute.
mircea_popescu: it's that people, by and large, prefer to just pass things along
adlai: "He wrapped himself in quotations, as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors." Rudyard Kipling
assbot: ZonaJobs ... ( http://bit.ly/12B206O )
mthreat: Porn company opening office in puerto madero in 2015
mircea_popescu: mthreat i already know they'll fail.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12350 @ 0.00052155 = 6.4411 BTC [+]
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: how?
mircea_popescu: for the bystander : puerto madero is this overdeveloped zone that cost a lot of money, financed years ago on the theory that whatever, b-a is going to be seattle.
mircea_popescu: ba failed to be seattle, and the costs of credit rose fantastically.
mircea_popescu: as a result, all those developers are today bankrupt, but...
ben_vulpes: oh the big towers on the waterfront?
mircea_popescu: they're not actually closed out, because argentina is still very far away from a working market economy. these people'd be humiliated by the market, they're politically and socialy connected, can't have that.
mircea_popescu: so instead of the judge selling them by courthouse auction, they keep having lifelines extended
adlai for a moment was wondering what #b-a had to do with seattle
mircea_popescu: which makes most of the income arrive not from renters, but from the state
mircea_popescu: which makes the people involved more interested in supporting an image than providing a service
mircea_popescu: which makes them completely uninteresting to actual renters.
mircea_popescu: the only thing a foreign porn company "rending in puerto madero" does is send the local whores (perfectly happy to swallow for 200 pesos, otherwise) the message that they should overcharge. which they will.
mircea_popescu: porn is a marginal business everywhere, and so... they'd be better off filming in ohio.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes yeah, the places everyone tries to sell tourists on. as the only people clueless enough to not realise that... wait a minute!
mircea_popescu: and unrelatedly : ever heard of a 37 year old general ?
mircea_popescu: ;;google florian coldea
gribble: Romanian Intelligence Service - Leadership: <http://www.sri.ro/leadership.html>; Romanian Intelligence Service - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_Intelligence_Service>; Pin by Serviciul Roman de Informatii on Depunere juramant ANIMV ...: <https://www.pinterest.com/pin/555209460286400460/>
BingoBoingo: !up ASCII_in_bed
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell asciilifeform here's a decent putin joke : "All Vovocika jokes are political jokes."
gribble: The operation succeeded.
thestringpuller: $conferenc
thestringpuller: $conference
empyex: thestringpuller: Next conference starts in 4 months and 10 days. Estimated cost today: 3.49882047 BTC (Details: http://trilema.com/2014/the-conference-third-edition/ )
empyex: thestringpuller: Next conference starts in 4 months and 10 days. Estimated cost today: 3.49882047 BTC (Details: http://trilema.com/2014/the-conference-third-edition/ )
thestringpuller: okay just lagging
thestringpuller: My how time flies
mircea_popescu: you comin' ?
thestringpuller: Most likely. I'm no VIP tho.
thestringpuller: I'm going to learn me some stuffs so I'm not so dumbs.
mircea_popescu: can't hurt.
PeterL: I could write up a summary of MPEX reports for qntra if nobody has started yet?
mircea_popescu: if two of you do that's not a loss, that's a gain. go for it.
thestringpuller: you ever play sim ant mircea_popescu ?
mircea_popescu: simcity ? yeah back in the msdos days.
thestringpuller: that too.
thestringpuller: lots of neat sim games. SimAnt was an Ant simulator, but a lot of people are squeamish so it never took off.
thestringpuller: lol all the radiation!!!!
mircea_popescu: do you count dungeon keeper ?
thestringpuller: that's by the dude who made Black and White, all his games are simulation based I thought.
fluffypony: omg I loved SimAnt
thestringpuller: Overlord is directly inpsired from it if I recall correctly (Overlord was inspired by Pikmin as well but heavily inspired by Dungeon Keeper)
fluffypony: the red ants still give me nightmares
thestringpuller: Make sure yo have enough warriors and workers!
fluffypony: remember the copy protection on old games
thestringpuller: LOL what copy portection?
mircea_popescu: i remember hearing about such a thing in the mid 90s, and being both incredulous
fluffypony: Leisure Suit Larry required you to put in a word from the manual at a particular point
mircea_popescu: and spending a while to try to find such a thing ?
fluffypony: so you had to copy the game AND photocopy the manual
mircea_popescu: never managed, gave up, wrote it off as nonsense.
fluffypony: and then Space Quest 3 or 4, the one where he travels through time, you needed the game manual to complete parts of the game
mircea_popescu: fluffypony i had the one with the "ken sent me" password.
fluffypony: subtle copy protection
mircea_popescu: but i didn't realise at the time it's what it was, i thought it genuinely actually used it to keep you out if underage
thestringpuller: oh wow! Dungeon Keeper ran off the Magic Carpet engine?
mircea_popescu: the original i think yeah
mircea_popescu: ;;google larry "ken sent me"
gribble: Leisure Suit Larry: Reloaded - Part 9 - Ken sent me - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M98S9omMfAo>; Leisure Suit Larry Reloaded #4 Ken Sent Me (Lets Play / 1080p ...: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmxYpFCiZcg>; Leisure Suit Larry 1 EGA: <http://www.adamhearn.co.uk/games/lsl/larry1ega/walkthrough.php>
mircea_popescu: i tihnk it was 4. "land of the lounge lizards" or something like that.
assbot: BitBet - BitPay to process $12M or more during 2014 Bitcoin Black Friday :: 0.04 B (19%) on Yes, 0.17 B (81%) on No | closed 1 week 3 days ago ... ( http://bit.ly/1vCGPxo )
Pierre_Rochard: how will it be resolved of no public announcement is made?
thestringpuller: is this where you wikileaks them Pierre_Rochard ?
Pierre_Rochard: haha, Iโ€™m no bradley manning
Pierre_Rochard: ehrm chelsea?
mircea_popescu: prolly as no.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21250 @ 0.00052174 = 11.087 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16900 @ 0.00052345 = 8.8463 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: !up nacci
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22900 @ 0.00050506 = 11.5659 BTC [-] {2}
thestringpuller: ;;ud ambulance chaser
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ambulance%20Chaser | Q: What do you call an ambulance chaser riddled with bullets? A: A good start. by Aw yeah October 13, 2003. 568 189. Shop. 20 Words Related to Ambulanceย ...
assbot: The complexity of life, a triad pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1A6EV79 )
assbot: ROSALIND | Open Reading Frames ... ( http://bit.ly/1A6EWrQ )
cazalla: any indians or someone familiar with indian bitcoin scene in here by chance?
adlai is ยผ indian
cazalla: adlai, any idea if BTCXIndia is just some rinky dink exchange or something bigger?
PeterL: cazalla: I have an article for qntra, how to submit?
cazalla: PeterL, email to cazalla@fastmail.com.au, ty btw, weekend has been quite slow
PeterL: do I need to gpg sign it or anything like that?
cazalla: it wouldn't hurt, thestringpuller has a habit of clearsigning his submissions
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17800 @ 0.00051718 = 9.2058 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: i just like to make sure there is non-repudiation for my submissions, ie.e the editors know it came from me
thestringpuller: so apparently 1/5th of norway's population tuned into this show: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilyhammer
assbot: Archaeologists find vast medieval palace buried under prehistoric fortress at Old Sarum - Archaeology - Science - The Independent ... ( http://bit.ly/1A6H0A6 )
mircea_popescu: !up zaht
cazalla: thestringpuller, any good? i miss the sopranos
mircea_popescu: adlai what, single symbol notation ?
adlai is referring to "you know how real live beings' genetics work, right ? You get two strands of DNA. Two, not one. Two"
adlai: so you get two strands of DNA, but you also get three reading frames per strand
assbot: Summary of MPEX Stocks November 2014 | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1A6Hruj )
thestringpuller: adlai: that is a misconception
thestringpuller: it's one strand but twisted into double helix
zaht: crypto stocks leave a lot to be desired
adlai: whether the helix is "cauterized" at one end by linking the two strands is irrelevant for this specific point
thestringpuller: nice scoopbot is back
thestringpuller: cazalla: yea lilyhammer is almost like norway's take on the sorpranos.
assbot: BitFury Raises $20 Million to Power New ASIC Chip Development ... ( http://bit.ly/1A6I4nE )
mircea_popescu: !up c0rw1n
mircea_popescu: i guess that's a summary, but really plenty of room left for tons of indepth analysis.
thestringpuller: and if the sopranos was a comedy
mircea_popescu: adlai at least that's a company with a product.
adlai: so you're scared to short it? :P
thestringpuller: MTGox would be the historical textbook example of the characteristics of DERP.
mircea_popescu: no, it just doesn't meet the "entirely vc-fraud and shitvapour" profile of f.derp
zaht: mtgox succeeded on many fronts
mircea_popescu: so did mike nifong.
mircea_popescu: same fronts, too.
mircea_popescu: ;;google mike nifong
gribble: Mike Nifong - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Nifong>; The attempted rehabilitation of Mike Nifong - The Washington Post: <http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2014/04/21/the-attempted-rehabilitation-of-mike-nifong/>; N.C. judge overturns Darryl Howard conviction, finds prosecutor ...: <http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the- (1 more message)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5150 @ 0.00051084 = 2.6308 BTC [-]
gernika: \qquit
zaht: you have to hand it to mr. karples, he *is* getting off scott free with his crimes
Pierre_Rochard: *has been getting off scott free
zaht: well erstwhile, he is
mircea_popescu: i don't see how being a famous internet fraudster / idiot is "scott free".
zaht: well the loot is all that matters
mircea_popescu: he didn't walk off with any money, but with a ton of liabilities.
mircea_popescu: so in that sense, he failed miserably.
zaht: my point is that until the liabilities are in fact reconciled, he is getting away with it, he just might be able to for the rest of his life
mircea_popescu: what exactly makes you think you're in a position to have an opinion, either about that general point or about the particular we were discussing ?
zaht: its nothing more than a counterpoint to the idea that his comeuppance is due
jurov: i don't see how being a famous << i stopped reading there, that may be what he's for anyway
mircea_popescu: jurov sure, plenty of asocial fat trading card game nerds are in it for being famous.
mircea_popescu: it'd work better if he had kim's butt, but hey.
jurov: you've seen their butts?
mircea_popescu: kim's ? definitely. you haven't ?
jurov: musta have missed something
hanbot: jurov i thought everyone's seen "plenty of asocial fat trading card game nerds" butts: http://imgur.com/a/SjcgE
assbot: Grand Prix Richmond Crackstyle - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1A6Kvq0 )
assbot: Holy shit! Technical Analysis is real! pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1A6KHFX )
assbot: So, I was in the bath when the doorbell rang... "P.S. I like your lawn flamingo." - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1A6KL8t )
jurov: still.. maybe either of them has cool ass tattoo
mircea_popescu: apparently guy doesn't know how to write out "I'd like to exchange you for my wife. You game ?" in less than eight paragraphs.
jurov: that will be revelaed in time and all will be well
jurov: actually i don't need imgur for it. around here the flats are so densely packed that there's hot inside (at least since they're wrapped in eurofoam) and most people run around naked
jurov: and there are plenty windows to see into each other, too
mircea_popescu: europe is going to be pretty much naked in public as the norm in a decade or two.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8100 @ 0.00051607 = 4.1802 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: (and fwiw, the notion that a young woman won't readily bare herself on request strikes me more like a quaint anachronism of the islamic world & western colonies than anything. of course she would.)
jurov: if that's gonna happen, i fully expect putin to set on to properly and for once get rid of such moral depravity
mircea_popescu: yeah, right. because he's dumb enough to repeat charles' mistakes, and send country boys under arms in whoretown.
mircea_popescu: tell you what, the us can't make a missile shield, and europe doesn't need any shield atop its cuntshield.
jurov: worked once in berlin
mircea_popescu: hardly lol.
mircea_popescu: berlin is the story of a 50 year enclave THAT REDUCED THE PINCER
jurov: i mean invading the whorehouse
jurov: not whatever happened after
mircea_popescu: lol mk. what could happen ? a lot of fucking, and then... the end.
jurov: i once read somewhere abou soviet culturai influence on east germany and they wrote "even some people had slavic facial features"
jurov: that sis not dawn on me immediately :D
jurov: *did
mircea_popescu: germany always has been an eastern europe empire.
cazalla: jurov, have you not seen putin's thumbs up for titties?
jurov: and?
mircea_popescu: lol @ his "not bad" face
adlai: it's kinda the opposite of obama's
adlai: frown vs smile, brows furrowed vs up, dearth of melanin vs its complete absence
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9890 @ 0.0005104 = 5.0479 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6310 @ 0.0005104 = 3.2206 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15800 @ 0.00051738 = 8.1746 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 46 @ 0.09791304 = 4.504 BTC [-] {2}
adlai: you heard it here first: the next reward halving is an appropriate occasion for a 420 celebration
[]bot: Bet placed: 1.01010101 BTC for No on "Gold to drop under $1000 before Feb 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1080/ Odds: 16(Y):84(N) by coin, 17(Y):83(N) by weight. Total bet: 6.33248981 BTC. Current weight: 93,699.
adlai: it'd be cool to watch a gold pop correspond with a bitcoin rally
adlai: could even get a nice vicious feedback loop going
BingoBoingo: !up markedathome|wth
BingoBoingo: !up xanthyos
cazalla: how's the dick xanthyos ?
xanthyos: still there
xanthyos: who knew satoshi would look roughly like christian bale
xanthyos: gotta find a pose that's close to this mugshot to make a cute meme
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: That's a hoax post.
xanthyos: no wonder the price hasn't moved much since
xanthyos: oh, breaking bad season 6, this site is all hoaxes.
BingoBoingo: Indeed
adlai: looks like somebody needs to upgrade their log parser to LALR
adlai: or rather, LATD
adlai: jurov: what happens when a coinbr account has assets but no btc when you need to charge the management fee?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1105 @ 0.00120999 = 1.337 BTC [-]
assbot: A.D. - Official Trailer: A.D. the Series - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1w3OmoM )
[Namworld]: If facebook likes are from bot... the bot accounts are pretty impressively well made. Photos of same person over years, often multiple years of Facebook usage, conversations that somewhat make sense when translated, although not sure if it's issues of translation or just gibberish. Just doesn't look like gibberish.
mircea_popescu: [Namworld] o, didha do that fb campaign ?
[Namworld]: For some reason, they just like tons of random pages. If I had to guess, hacked accounts/people not bothering to remove liked pages.
mircea_popescu: or you know, simply idiots.
[Namworld]: I read something about some FB users just liking tons of stuff like they collect likes and using FB in odd ways.
[Namworld]: Yes, well it's started. For some reason, it seems slow to work on getting website clicks. It gets you clicks faster for fanpage like button.
[Namworld]: I'll try raising the bid a bit I guess.
mircea_popescu: not like there's any rush.
mircea_popescu: 21 clicks here so far. lolz.
[Namworld]: Facebook ads shows 50 clicks. So instant bounce/no wait for loading. How many of those 21 bounced?
[Namworld]: My guess is a lot.
[Namworld]: Yet when it's clicks for fanpage, they result in a fan, and randomly selecting fans gives you a realistic profile.
[Namworld]: So hacked accounts or copied info/posts from account with privacy settings set to public.
adlai: facebook would probably catch onto copied accounts quite fast, they run facial recognition on every photo
[Namworld]: Either way there seems to be rampant networks of click-happy bots ramping up costs. At least on low bids/global audience.
[Namworld]: They do?
adlai: yes
adlai: they use it to suggest tags
[Namworld]: Hmm, I guess there's other smaller social networks, especially in non-english countries. I guess facebook botnets could crawl and use info from profiles elsewhere.
ben_vulpes: all to make money while sleeping
[Namworld]: Because the photos on those suspicious accounts have pictures of same person posted over and over. Yet they don't act like humans. Especially when you start tracking them once on your website.
[Namworld]: Photos must be coming from somewhere. So hacked accounts very plausible I guess.
[Namworld]: Easier than copying from elsewhere. I doubt it's hard to come up with a lot of FB credentials on black market/from a botnet.
mircea_popescu: [Namworld] pretty much all. but it'd show in the log for merely asking for the page, anyway
mircea_popescu: (i just grep for the get request it used see)
mircea_popescu: [Namworld] anyway, let me know when it's finished and i'll do a sumup
[Namworld]: Aye, should have at least 500 clicks once it's done. At least FB side. Apparently most don't even get to have a request sent to the actual website.
[Namworld]: Since ads are not direct link but a FB link that tracks and redirect, I guess bots just click and never request the page they're asked to redirect to.
cazalla: scoopbot, don't fail me
cazalla: if anyone remembers .au police taking a bitcoin atm.. cops have revealed the inventory from the bust, no info on actual bitcoin amount so nothing newsworth but this paragraph is lulzy "The cash haul was more than $313,000, with property seized including vehicles, mobile phones, computers and a rare Bitcoin ATM."
hanbot: "police stole everything!"
adlai: crowdsource stats, collect a bounty to distribute among all entities providing valid signatures for transactions during black friday. pay the consumers for their data!
adlai: or just sum all the transactions during that day to get an upper bound, and assume that bitpay account for X%
BingoBoingo: !up mike_c
mike_c: ;;ticker
mike_c: silly bots. thx bingo.
mike_c: this is the problem with relying on robots to serve our needs.
ben_vulpes: ;;ping
mike_c: gribble is toast
ben_vulpes: oh wow
ben_vulpes: permatoast or just down?
mike_c: hopefully just down
ben_vulpes: i like the bot dependency graph
ben_vulpes: notary -> {assbot,gribble}
ben_vulpes: assbot -> gribble
mike_c: #b-a -> {assbot, gribble}
ben_vulpes: exercise for the mike_c :P
cazalla: adlai, the stats are not really point of article, more so to point out stupidity of this bitcoin black friday scheme
mike_c: cazalla: I would like to write an article for qntra with graphs in it. how should I go about this?
BingoBoingo: Graphs work as email attachements?
adlai: stats, whether an official press release or some guess based on data, are needed for bet resolution
cazalla: mike_c, can you use images for the graphs or is it code
mike_c: images. but embedded in the right spot. and ideally presenting you with the least amount of work necessary.
mike_c: like, maybe I should just have a WP account.
mike_c: and I can write it myself. and then you review and publish.
cazalla: mike_c, technically you already have an account, i create them for authors and use for publishing their articles, i can change so that you can log in and post a draft
mike_c: and upload images to put in the draft?
mike_c: works for me. I pinky-swear not to break anything.
cazalla: i do that via ftp, wordpress won't let me upload images, i think one of the dir permissions are off or something
mike_c: that's not a bad thing. but makes it harder for authors.
cazalla: you can email the images, i'll upload and then send you the URLs
mike_c: that's fine with me, but you might want to think about how to get yourself more out of the workflow. makes scaling and doing this long-term easier.
ben_vulpes: automaaaaate
mike_c: no no, we don't need more robots involved.
ben_vulpes: wordpress is best robot
mike_c: unreliable suns of bitches
cazalla: mike_c, it's not really that much work atm anyway and what else am i going to do but play pokemon all day during slow periods
ben_vulpes: but what about making money while you sleep, cazalla!?
mike_c: hehe, i was thinking more about getting ready for the not-slow periods :) but this is fine with me.
cazalla: ben_vulpes, i learned this lesson a few years back already
mike_c: also, now that I have access, you just gave me access without checking if i'm authenticated :) and I'm actually the reddit police! (j/k)
mike_c: but i coulda been
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21080 @ 0.00050585 = 10.6633 BTC [-] {2}
cazalla: well difficult without gribble around
mike_c: srsly
adlai: "difficult"
cazalla: still, good point, i have been caught slipping
assbot: #bitcoin-otc gpg key data ... ( http://bit.ly/12CfYoV )
assbot: Cube Drone ... ( http://bit.ly/12Cg4x3 )
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 120 @ 0.00870083 = 1.0441 BTC [+] {2}
cazalla: anyway, taking a walk to reflect on this act of stupidity
BingoBoingo: ;;ident mike_c
ben_vulpes: watch get gribble get ddossed.
ben_vulpes: thanks for bringing her back, nanotube
kakobrekla: doesnt seem back to me
kakobrekla: is gribbles cloak phucked?
kakobrekla: !up nanotube
nanotube: looks like someone is trying to eat up some cpu by hammering the web server
nanotube: with modest success >_>
assbot: Bitcoin St. Petersburg Bowl Preview | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/12Cm60v )
assbot: Bitcoin St. Petersburg Bowl Preview | Hacker News ... ( http://bit.ly/1w42I8z )
ben_vulpes: yes but who paid for it?
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: It's a game. The story is in the teams not the sponsors. No one remembers the sponsors of the bowl games.
ben_vulpes: sports games are stories now?
BingoBoingo: Marginally.
BingoBoingo: It's the Bitcoin bowl. There was an obligation to bring attention to how completely mediocre the competitors are.
mircea_popescu: [Namworld] i guess if they're only interested to see where the ads lead, they wouldn't follow the redirect. trivial curl thing.
mircea_popescu: hanbot kinda how it works these days huh.
mircea_popescu: adlai the exchange-reported tx for that day are small, and the books didn't even hold enough.
mircea_popescu: <mike_c> like, maybe I should just have a WP account. << i can see this.
mircea_popescu: can prolly set to you know, save draft only. then editor can publish.
mircea_popescu: <cazalla> i do that via ftp, wordpress won't let me upload images, i think one of the dir permissions are off or something <<< sooo... set em right ?
mircea_popescu: mike_c> unreliable suns of bitches << mp waits patiently for mike to run into women.
mircea_popescu: nanotube gribble is down and everyone's butthurt about it.
assbot: No matter how badly your season ended, you are nowhere near the level of embarrassment of NC State and UCF fans. /hashtag/BitcoinBowl?src=hash
mircea_popescu: except for me. i'm watching zoey monroe being fake-gangraped and am all zen about all things.
mircea_popescu: !up nanotube
assbot: Afacerist din Timisoara, dat in gat de Mircea Basescu | deBanat.ro - spune realitatea! ... ( http://bit.ly/1CXjH1u )
mircea_popescu: "timisoara businessman accused of romania's outgoing president's brother [who is being sent to jail for a pile of various fraud, corruption and graft charges]"
mircea_popescu: article goes on to say that name wasn't released, but that the pracitce of buying information about various legal misdeeds of other people is by now a common practice in romania, for they convicted who are also rich. like a trying to get out of jail thing.
mircea_popescu: kinda lulzy.
mircea_popescu: anyway, it's ovidiu tender yet again.
BingoBoingo: The ways people cope with the law are weird
thestringpuller: Zarnescu, interesting...
assbot: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Twitterbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1G6C1S3 )
cazalla: mircea_popescu, was not sure which dir to set to write, figured better to leave alone, it's not really a big issue as is
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