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deedbot: << Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski - Twin-charged Elise is a Dreidel on her private racetrack.
pete_dushenski: << newest trb infrastructure node also finally synced up this week. took better part of a month but "shadchan" is now online and eager to serve.
BingoBoingo: Congrats pete_dushenski
BingoBoingo: Also congrats on your new joint venture
pete_dushenski: merci merci
jurov: pete_dushenski: tyvm!
mircea_popescu: !!withdraw 0.00835605 1LEN3nuapQ1UBbxTvRZrsTMjUrJ1BU6RGR
mircea_popescu: !!withdraw 0.01051304 1PYXbgjhSinKLHZKc3PdVpUNBsuitowLPk
mircea_popescu: !!up asciilifeform_
deedbot: asciilifeform_ voiced for 30 minutes.
a111: Logged on 2017-10-10 01:48 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this too was a 1980s txt
asciilifeform: -SaslServ- asciilifeform_!~asciilife@unaffiliated/asciilifeform has just authenticated as you (asciilifeform) << ahahahahaha
asciilifeform: ^ not asciilifeform's box.
mod6: o.O
mod6: pete_dushenski: re qntra shares, thx!
a111: Logged on 2017-10-10 05:23 pete_dushenski: << newest trb infrastructure node also finally synced up this week. took better part of a month but "shadchan" is now online and eager to serve.
mircea_popescu: phf you know, bbs matter
asciilifeform: hey trinque -- deedbot b0rk3d ?
mircea_popescu: so in other lulz, i'm buying some 10k+ karma reddit accounts ; who wants some for future republican lulz ? shinohai ? BingoBoingo ?
trinque: asciilifeform: ate it, just said nothing; I'll look at why when I get a sec.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform employed i can see ; doing business ? people are allowed to hire whores.
mircea_popescu: also leaving out the "we will route your emails through just in case nsa wants to not explain how it took a peek" lulz seems inappropriate.
asciilifeform: holy shit
asciilifeform: dulap is up
asciilifeform: that was what logged it...
mircea_popescu: and the grand utility of sasl logins grows ever more evident.
asciilifeform: they... plugged it back in.
trinque: new disks? haw
asciilifeform: dafuq am i to do with that box nao
asciilifeform: theoretically anything at all can be expected from it, e.g. you place shop order and next minute it's gone
mircea_popescu: well, at least don't point to it.
mircea_popescu: what can you do, this happens all the time on the interwebs, scammer copies site.
asciilifeform: y'mean *
mircea_popescu: it's why we need usg to protect us!!!1
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform aha.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: wanna rerout to your www ? gimme an ip
mircea_popescu: mine might be a little confusing, but sure, can use
asciilifeform: aite, worx
asciilifeform: lulzily phuctor per se seems unmolested.
asciilifeform: entirely possible that they plugged it in, and outlookdotcoming like madmen to ask mircea_popescu why not paid tab
mircea_popescu: maybe someone should make a post about why cherry servers is a piece of shit.
mircea_popescu: so they can you know, change name yet again and so on.
asciilifeform: oh lol what was it before
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform was balticservers back when i got dulap originally.
asciilifeform set dns to .
mircea_popescu: then switched to uab/cherry servers
asciilifeform: anyidea why switcheroo..?
mircea_popescu: i thought just usual "Branding" idiocy at the time. but a novel theory just presented itself.
asciilifeform: somehow this is even moar wtf than if the box simply walked away
asciilifeform: why put it back.
shinohai: tfw it takes a 10-person team to generate a 4 line text file
deedbot: << Trilema - Friday night, or Las Moiras revisited.
deedbot: << Trilema - The sexy problem, formalized
deedbot: << Trilema - Republican Flight Manual
deedbot: << Trilema - Why did the chicken cross the road ?
mod6: that the rss feed?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: lulz venues always appreciated
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo kk.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> why put it back. << For the imagined value of pretending "We were going above and beyond for valued customer"
asciilifeform: 'customer' is somebody who subscribes.
BingoBoingo: But who is customer really?
BingoBoingo: !~ticker --market all
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 4819.0, vol: 13475.51876157 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 4872.0, vol: 53451.481829 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 4282.8318, vol: 0 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 4830.6, vol: 6075.64187789 | Volume-weighted last average: 4858.77124505
asciilifeform: << i already, um, got one of those. what's it good for, mircea_popescu ?
a111: Logged on 2017-10-10 15:39 mircea_popescu: so in other lulz, i'm buying some 10k+ karma reddit accounts ; who wants some for future republican lulz ? shinohai ? BingoBoingo ?
mircea_popescu: i have nfi.
asciilifeform: me neither!
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo has a history of poking fun at the tards, so he's more than welcome.
shinohai: They may come in handy for the useful art of trolling one day!
BingoBoingo: Eh, really they just let you throw Xylene on the dumpster fire
asciilifeform: personally i'd rather troll the ants in my yard with magnifying loupe
mircea_popescu: which reminds me... brb
BingoBoingo: It's more fun when you splash anthill with Xylene first
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: speaking of which, gotta wonder why mr.100kusdwiretopinoy hero didn't use the magic of fossil fuel
asciilifeform: ( either simply full petrol truck, or fancier, with pressure washer )
mircea_popescu got a two inch wasp mounted as part of permanent wax museum yest. 5 mm worth of stinger, this bitch had, and the weirdest antennae.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform fuel-air bombs still the #1 bomb.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: not even need anything so fancy as explosive disperse
asciilifeform: hose suffices.
asciilifeform: 'death ain't instructive, mutilation is instructive' (tm)(r) al 'uncle al' schwarz
asciilifeform: don't bother, trinque , i'ma have to amend the thing later anyway
asciilifeform: as mircea_popescu pointed out, and who knows what else, story apparently not quite over
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Likely it's a cultural thing. His mind had been colonized by Hollywood harm reduction propaganda
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: can't wait for 'pressurewashercontrol!111' advocates.
asciilifeform: 'ban high capacity petrol tanks!'
asciilifeform: typical petrol truck in usa holds 30-35,000 litres.
asciilifeform: !~calc 30e3 * 34.2e6
jhvh1: asciilifeform: 30e3 * 34.2e6 = 1026000000000
asciilifeform: lol i thought we'd get the wasp mircea_popescu
asciilifeform: can haz wasp ?
mircea_popescu: aite ima order it shot.
asciilifeform pictures wasp grimly led to the firing squad
asciilifeform: smoking very small cig etc
asciilifeform: upstack -- interestingly, qntra still dead
asciilifeform: ( or did BingoBoingo re-dns it ? )
shinohai: The latest in flotation devices:
asciilifeform: lol elephantiasis?
asciilifeform: ooh neato
mircea_popescu: those antennae are the wow of all time.
a111: Logged on 2017-07-20 01:13 asciilifeform: re space wasps << mircea_popescu: ever see 'Les Maîtres du temps' (animated) ?
mircea_popescu: guess so huh
mircea_popescu: biodiversidad, i tell you. the shit they got here...
mircea_popescu: there's these hydrocephalic ants, i kid you not, peasized heads atop tiny ant bodies
asciilifeform: we have a different wasp here, no more than half of this size, but one time i personally witnesses the seemingly impossible -- it rose up after stomped on with boot, and flew as if nothing happened
mircea_popescu: oya. if it's muddy or anything it'll survive
mircea_popescu: this one actually got killed by 98% alcohol flood. book couldn't crush it.
asciilifeform: quite impressive -- it is as if man survived garbage truck rolling over him
mircea_popescu: but then again, "horse will splash"
shinohai: What's your secret? PANTSUIT POWER!!!!
lobbesbot: Logged on 2017-10-10 19:54:45: <danielpbarron> what's the procedure for that? you create invoice and i respond?
BingoBoingo: So, California wine country is burning and I am disappoint that no one is making a connection between that and antifa terrorism against the percieved white bourgeoisie "exploiting" brown labor
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: it dun burn regularly ?
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: California regularly burns, but a good percent of the time homo sapien malefactor is fingered as acute reason for the when and how of burning
asciilifeform: this is exactly the winblowz thing tho
asciilifeform: without usg stacking the kindling -- no fire.
asciilifeform: dun matter who throws cig where.
BingoBoingo: Yes, US left coast 1 conventions are like dust. Gets everywhere.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo super terrific happy hour!
BingoBoingo: For definitions of happy hour that involve coffee rather than more traditional happy hour beverages
BingoBoingo: Doing it that way is super for the effort
deedbot: << Trilema - Totally not flooding, sir
deedbot: << Trilema - Totally not flooding, sir
BingoBoingo: In other "why was this a suprise": The Hong Kong and China Gas Company Limited (Towngas) has a large footprint in the Azn telecom market
trinque: huh, dupes?
mircea_popescu: trinque i very much dun think so. not in the feed atm, and never saw such before.
trinque: nah on the bot's end
trinque: feeds module is a pyturd and it's having a hell of a time on the new server for yet mysterious reasons.
trinque: thing just needs ripped out. all the stuff wrote in own lisp code sat down on the new box without a peep.
trinque: mircea_popescu: ^
mircea_popescu: to bring coal to the forest fire : any way you can think of to make micropayments instant ?
mircea_popescu: most processors want to see a txn within 15 mins, and most users have no idea they can set that interval to more sane values.\
trinque: other party just needs to have an account.
trinque: if doing it on chain, we're doing the hot wallet thing and I'm sitting around waiting to lose coin
trinque: I don't ever let keys touch an internet connected box
mircea_popescu: suppose i'm buying 30 bux worth of dildos online. me : "do you take btc ?" "sure". turns out it's via mycelium/bitpay/coinbase, and the above applies.
mircea_popescu: i gotta then "hey, i paid, it was not credited, here's the details" bla bla.
trinque: trb wallet is a piece of shit. I have yet to build a full replacement, and that's going to take a while.
mircea_popescu: alrighty.
trinque: now, I do have subscriptions planned for the bot.
mircea_popescu: i like that you merge txn into one, btw.
trinque: both to offer subscriptions myself and other registered folks.
trinque: yeah, might as well save fee
trinque: could see "hosted trb node with levers attached to bot" as a subscribable service.
trinque: just gonna take some dev.
mircea_popescu: there's a humongo market here.
mircea_popescu: but exactly as you say. first, gotta do.
BingoBoingo: trinque: Are your offering super, mega, ultra, or cheapest effort?
trinque: define pls
BingoBoingo: working on decoding that myself, found said adjectives attached to effort in the wilds
trinque built first an armored vault.
trinque: neither network nor hateful USB thieves touch it. human operator enters txn details; txn leave signed via qr code.
mircea_popescu: this is well.
mircea_popescu: trinque we're just poking fun at hong-kong style english names. super-extra-effort-pizzeria
trinque: no reason there can't also be amenities aside the vault.
trinque: lol, oh. had my srsbsns switch flipped.
mircea_popescu: he's been digging through dc marketz.
mircea_popescu: no srs bzns possibru
asciilifeform so far grunting fruitlessly through dc hunt
asciilifeform: gotta be the most frustrating item i've yet attempted here. like climbing a vertical glass wall greased with vaseline.
mircea_popescu: at least no small tentacles angled upwards.
BingoBoingo: In disqualified entries
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i have enough disqualifieds i can eat them with my arse
mircea_popescu: that... didn't come out right.
trinque snorts
asciilifeform: xоть жопой ешь in the orig
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Well, Gerrys by the grace of Allah advertises its... US General Services Administration approval...
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: that's nuffin, i got one that claimed to be 'the only dc accredited to maximal nsa level' or somesuch
asciilifeform: 'assurance level 6' or what was it.
BingoBoingo: But did they do it by the grace of Allah?
asciilifeform: nfi, the grace of marx & engels for all iknow.
asciilifeform: !!up ccmtacks
deedbot: ccmtacks voiced for 30 minutes.
asciilifeform: what's a ccmtacks ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform some kid.
BingoBoingo: !~ticker --market all
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 4771.03, vol: 11240.26276269 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 4790.2, vol: 40972.92919445 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 4282.8318, vol: 0 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 4790.2, vol: 5483.59331143 | Volume-weighted last average: 4786.46537534
mircea_popescu: is this crashing yet ?
BingoBoingo: Withing crashing margin of error for super effort
mircea_popescu: supperfart.
shinohai: I glanced at my screen and read "cumtacks"
asciilifeform: !!up fromloper
deedbot: fromloper voiced for 30 minutes.
asciilifeform: mega-endurance champ
asciilifeform: california .
mircea_popescu: iirc that's how these go.
deedbot: A213A38BE8660D713C0A69B3B9EB9E5F4DE45E7A registered as ccmtacks.
asciilifeform: !!rate ccmtacks 1 new blood
asciilifeform: !!v 0ECFB3CA7D420EBA00FBBCB5C2B91D01F28213936B5BD1F305CD34171B55D88A
deedbot: asciilifeform rated ccmtacks 1 << new blood
asciilifeform: ccmtacks: you should be able to !!up yerself nao
asciilifeform: ccmtacks: if you don't speak in next few hrs, i'll unrate
asciilifeform: i personally don't need silent remoras for anything.
ccmtacks: sorry asciilifeform, I'm actually waiting for mircea_popescu to get back, but it seems that he fell asleep
asciilifeform: can speak now, and he'll read the log & maybe answer
BingoBoingo: ccmtacks: Still, it does not hurt to be friendly to the other locals while you wait
ccmtacks: BingoBoingo, I totally agree. I firstly tried to figure out how all of this works, that is why I've been silent
ccmtacks: and it won't happen again
BingoBoingo: ccmtacks: Well firstly, Who is your daddy and what does he do?
mod6: seems like a hockey guy
shinohai: In other not news:
mircea_popescu: !!key ccmtacks
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo ftr, 5-6-7 kva per rack is about standard.
danielpbarron: !!received-invoices
danielpbarron: !!pay-invoice mircea_popescu 1
mircea_popescu: dun dun dun
danielpbarron: !!v 6B7659093868C8FC00855E4622B39D8CBE2E55CFBB9E587D71D3050B67926807
deedbot: danielpbarron paid mircea_popescu invoice 1
mircea_popescu: !!withdraw 0.073 15uPqrWYuG3X6489aA1R3Fwcpm47g8qWse
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Ah, cool. I followed up with a request for quotes on 1 and 3 cabinets anyways.
mircea_popescu: !!balance
trinque: that's about to be updated with a fee amount
trinque: all done
mircea_popescu: !!balance
mircea_popescu: this shit's great.
mircea_popescu: nice work trinque !
trinque: very glad ya like it.
trinque: not done, but there's a foundation
mircea_popescu: absolutely.
BingoBoingo: !~bcstats
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Current Blocks: 489300 | Current Difficulty: 1.123863285132E12 | Next Difficulty At Block: 489887 | Next Difficulty In: 587 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 3 days, 20 hours, 56 minutes, and 2 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
BingoBoingo: !~ticker --market al --currency rmb
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Error: This is not one of the supported markets. Please choose one of ['bcent', 'okc', 'btcn', 'coinbase', 'cbx', 'btce', 'bfx', 'btcavg', 'btcde', 'krk', 'bitmynt', 'btsp'] or 'all'
BingoBoingo: !~ticker --market all --currency rmb
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
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