BingoBoingo: ty ben_vulpes
deedbot: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/10/22/is-so-unfair-cycle-4/ << Bingo Blog - Is So Unfair Cycle 4
BingoBoingo: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/09/29/is-so-unfair-cycle-1/ http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/10/19/is-so-unfair-cycle-2/ http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/10/21/is-so-unfair-cycle-3/ And now finally http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/10/22/is-so-unfair-cycle-4/ ... Or is this finally not really the finally
BingoBoingo: Spoiler alert, Cycle 4 is not last cycle
ben_vulpes: i love a good plinthing.
BingoBoingo: ty ben_vulpes Where is your fanfic?
ben_vulpes: you know honestly i'd not considered writing an ode to the plinths marvelous utility as a bludgeon
ben_vulpes: until tonight
BingoBoingo: Y not?
ben_vulpes: i simply hadn't the yreka moment i soupose
BingoBoingo: Go forth young Mr Fox and write.
ben_vulpes: https://github.com/okTurtles/dnschain oh hey checkout this block chain technology with a twee fukkin name
ben_vulpes: https://github.com/okTurtles/dnschain/blob/master/docs/What-is-it.md << i think the words are supposed to be here
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: i am currently taking a break from trying to beat portage into recompiling postfix with postgresql support
ben_vulpes: no time for fanfic
BingoBoingo: That's what you are taking a break from, but what are you taking a break with?
phf: ben_vulpes: uploaded your sig to btcbase
ben_vulpes: thanks phf!
adlai: the only namespace is strings .bitcoin/blocks/*
thestringpuller: !~seen shinohai
jhvh1: thestringpuller: shinohai was last seen in #trilema 14 hours, 50 minutes, and 31 seconds ago: <shinohai> I know, of which you have discussed before
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform no that was a different, "secured" city, kirkuk.
deedbot: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/10/23/is-so-unfair-cycle-5/ << Bingo Blog - Is So Unfair Cycle 5
mircea_popescu: lol BingoBoingo is gonna win the bitcoin by default isn't he.
BingoBoingo would be disappoint over lack of competition, but contests don't exactly have a rich history of attracting a wide field of enterants.
BingoBoingo: Perhaps hanbot has something in the works?
BingoBoingo: Maybe alf? Surely danielpbarron and shinohai must have Halloween surpises baking.
shinohai: With competition such as yourself BingoBoingo, I am content merely to read your submissions with glad heart.
mircea_popescu: Apr 19, 2016: Across all industries the average results for UK SME email marketing campaigns were: Open rate: 22.87% (2013: 21.47%) Click-through rate: 3.26% (3.16%) Unsubscription rate: 0.53% (0.47%)
mircea_popescu: a FIFTH.
mircea_popescu: this is some of the lulziest shit i've seen.
BingoBoingo: OMG people run emails that let the sender know shit was opened?
mircea_popescu: heh. the only pill against that is locked dns.
BingoBoingo: shinohai: You can prolly readily beat me at least in word count.
shinohai: word count != substance
BingoBoingo: It's fiction. Length creates oppotunities to do something with the words.
BingoBoingo: But I think my Qntra habit has trapped my brain in short form. Hence the serial.
BingoBoingo: https://archive.is/3P6Ml << "Yeah. Well, yeah. I guess that - I guess we are definitely - us corrupt journalists are definitely the ones who are in the danger zone here. But the real problem here is - let's presume - and all the polls are pointing in this direction - Hillary Clinton wins. You know, we could be having..." - (Stooge who sent is work to John Podesta for Approval)
BingoBoingo: In other news I completely forgot when it was news... Qntra has crossed 1500 published pieces, http://qntra.net/2016/10/quid-pro-quo-and-arkencide-a-special-roundup-xtendtmr/ was 1500
BingoBoingo: https://news.slashdot.org/story/16/10/23/0020212/american-vigilante-hacker-defaces-russian-ministrys-website << OMG the CIA's "Hacker name" is leaked per http://qntra.net/2016/10/covert-cia-plan-makes-evening-news/
shinohai: You can't even see the "hack" in firefox if you use noscript, 'tis a simple xss injection
shinohai: to ... 000webhost no less
mircea_popescu: so is vigilante good now ?
shinohai: It's ok when you do it under banner of the usg
mircea_popescu: i thought they were these guys from like montana with guns etc.
BingoBoingo: No they are homos from soho
shinohai: !~later tell BingoBoingo http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/jt4g6/?raw=true <<< blockquote issue fixed, spellcheck was changing it.
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/peace-on-earth-adultfriendfinder-data-liberated-again/ << Qntra - Peace On Earth: AdultFriendFinder Data Liberated Again
asciilifeform: 'In a police interview, Amir A. confessed to the crime; telling officers the incident had been "a sexual emergency", as his wife had remained in Iraq and he "had not had sex in four months". ... However, in a bizarre twist, the Supreme Court yesterday overturned the conviction, accepting the defence lawyer's claim that the original court had not done enough to ascertain whether or not the rapist realised the child was saying no.'
BingoBoingo: In MP fanfic leaking into James Lafond presents Baltimore: http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=5509&pr=1
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/jX4Fd << from same rag, 'GERMANY'S infamous “Nazi Grandma” – an 87-year-old Third Reich fanatic repeatedly up before the courts for denying that the Holocaust took place – has been handed down a new 11-month term behind bars.'
asciilifeform: in re the 'crackpot alts' thread, apparently attempts at 'communist coins' are still a thing, e.g., https://archive.is/RSOF4 -- 'When new Bitcoins are created, only some Bitcoin users (the miners) are given new Bitcoins, while everyone else get nothing. We believe this is the first injustice.'
asciilifeform: ^ reading this, i could not shake the 'this has to be a gag' -- but apparently it is not
asciilifeform: 'The freedom to access resources: because we all should have access to economic & monetary resources'
thestringpuller: !~later tell shinohai http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/5ktan/?raw=true
jhvh1: thestringpuller: The operation succeeded.
asciilifeform: in an unsurprising continuation of a very vintage lul, http://btcbase.org/log/2015-07-07#1190644 , --> https://archive.is/ns05G << aslr bypass on intel iron.
a111: Logged on 2015-07-07 04:11 asciilifeform: mats: as a rule, i am entirely uninterested in 'mitigations'
trinque: it's almost like the machine has to know where executable code is
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-23#1558386 << wat? no. srsly, wtf, just switch off images in email reader.
a111: Logged on 2016-10-23 14:06 mircea_popescu: heh. the only pill against that is locked dns.
asciilifeform: 1990s state-of-antispam-art.
trinque: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-surveillance-big-data-score-censorship-a7375221.html << add that to the endless examples of socialist hells rendering what is personal and individual an instrument of statal rape; meet chicom-wot
asciilifeform: trinque: last year's noose, iirc
asciilifeform: and a very modest extension on american 'credit ratings', 'terrorism ratings', etc.
trinque: yes, the side-lul is this being something unique to china
trinque: but look at the consolidation! such progress
shinohai: http://archive.is/cgI00 Because 10 cents per trick-or-treater won't break my 0.05 btc budget.
ben_vulpes: https://docs.oracle.com/database/121/NETRF/tnsnames.htm#NETRF260 << in which oracle is found to use sexprs of a sort for config files o.O
trinque: that equals sign is probably to keep the lisp-innocent "feeling safe"
trinque: and don't worry; there's probably a migration to JSON underway
ben_vulpes: plz no bully
ben_vulpes: wait hang on i don't actually care
ben_vulpes: my trb node just breached 4950 megs in virt and 3470 megs in res
mircea_popescu: lmao sexual emergency building over 4 months
mircea_popescu: no ok that was a pretty good bag. "we all" 'should' "have accees" ? stop raping gaia omaigerd.
mircea_popescu: all the beta orbiters at last night's event didn't think they should also have access to the subbie herd. they were very content they got to watch /nobody kicked them out while the girls did girly things.
mircea_popescu: and this in noesunpaispbore!
mircea_popescu: btw, who wants to be the official tmsr envoy to hell ? shinohai ? danielpbarron ? who's russoflexible enough
shinohai: mircea_popescu what hell is that? btctalk?
mircea_popescu: nah, hacker forum
shinohai: Guess I could venture out
mircea_popescu: check it out. after you make a handle or w/e i'll issue you accreditations ? if you even want such.
shinohai: which forum, the tardy hackforums?
mircea_popescu: dawg doth not read his very own dogfood
mircea_popescu: Peace further stated to Motherboard that the current breach was accomplished by opening "a backdoor that had been publicized on the hacking forum Hell" The Russian language forum was the site where the data from the previous hack was listed for sale at a price of 70 BTC.
shinohai: oh that one
mircea_popescu: it's an expression!
shinohai: lol costs 0.1 BTC to join
mircea_popescu: post addy
mircea_popescu: in like text format.
mod6: "only" 10 million units.
mircea_popescu: tis the correct design, what. mpex works the same way
mod6: haha. alright.
mircea_popescu: i expect 60 bux keeps the entire "rich democratic western world" well out.
shinohai: Awaiting blue button
mircea_popescu: did it get paid ?
shinohai: I see tx on blokechain.info ... mebbe it needs 1 confirm
mircea_popescu: i wonder if anyone thinks it a good idea to doublespend this lol.
shinohai: Probably what they are awaiting to see if one does, despite the 60-second "We promise"
mircea_popescu: and speaking of fine dining, http://67.media.tumblr.com/3fcb5f82b5e4b6fcb636536ea364dfa4/tumblr_of5s06RREH1v1qf57o1_1280.jpg
mod6: mmm, leche
asciilifeform: in other 'news', antonouwhateverderp apparently gave a talk to 'sv investors' et al where he plagiarized protocol-vs-promise wholesale and made up own terminology, etc.
mircea_popescu: awww, isn't that cute.
shinohai: What's new there. He always makes up own terminology.
mircea_popescu: what are all these self-important dorks gonna do when we start charging 0.1 ?
asciilifeform: fella is reminiscent of the zombies in 'quake', apparently 1 death doesn't kill him quite enough
mircea_popescu: me suspects you look too highly upon "collection of three waitresses and twelve busboys from greater san diego area"
mod6: "my ideas are important and unique!"
mircea_popescu: sv investors are about what "baby im a producer"s were at 1980s parties. one step above skinny guy in stained overcoat.
mircea_popescu: point in case : do you know WHO attends the al smith dinner under the guise of "new york elite" ?
mircea_popescu: people like maggie haberman, katie couric etc.
mod6: yeah, Maria B. etc.
mircea_popescu: ie, the zsa zsa gabors of a new generation, the 1% of media whores who married well and are now held up before the twentysomething herd as a sort of cunt frenzying fetish
mircea_popescu: "oh baby, how about you suck cock for free, and if you suck as much as couric you too cold one day be worth 10mn"
asciilifeform is behind the times, had never even heard of 'al smith dinner' until today
asciilifeform: or possibly yesterday
mircea_popescu: twas in the logs yest yeah
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-23#1558419 << lol you SO don't understand how software worx...
a111: Logged on 2016-10-23 17:29 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-23#1558386 << wat? no. srsly, wtf, just switch off images in email reader.
a111: Logged on 2016-10-23 17:58 ben_vulpes: my trb node just breached 4950 megs in virt and 3470 megs in res
mircea_popescu: trinque re that "china wants to" bit, best i can figure there's two thugs and a whore ; and the "new york elites" running the whore's mouth (writing plenty of checks its ass can't actually cash) have arbitrarily decided thug #1 is good, thug #2 is bad. in which contexts pieces like "look what thug X is doing" simply serve as a psychologically-defended mechanism for the mouth to try and direct the movements of the ass.
mircea_popescu: ie "china wants to make a consolidated version of our flylists, credit scores, etc [therefore they are good" ; or "russia wants trump president [therefore "we" should not vote for him".
mircea_popescu: it's funny when the "elites" in question fall to the level of abjection of not even being able to discuss courses of action other than in the terms of "what do actual people do".
mircea_popescu: but then again, it is the necessary fate of isolated motherhood. they've set out to build AI and ended up building a meta-Lucy instead. apparently spontaneous organisation emerges in chimps with "humanities" degrees before it emerges in doped silicone.
shinohai: mircea_popescu: 4 confirmations .... yet the page still has not confirmed membership :/
mircea_popescu: onoes, scam ?!
shinohai: either that or human-reviewed. will keep page open
mircea_popescu: and in other inexplicable arcana : someone actually thought this is a good idea https://twitter.com/thebest_ceci
shinohai buys Ceci a nosehair trimmer
mircea_popescu: i have no idea why they don't do "acne awareness month", they've done ~about everything else, including "mes del amigo" and whatnot.
mircea_popescu: it's a huge problem here, somehow.
shinohai: Like Butt-injections, can't get Retin-A in Argentina ?
mircea_popescu: that's no excuse.
mircea_popescu: and in other "entrepreneurial california" news, http://67.media.tumblr.com/484f66492b4e98e2d20a9a34defda34f/tumblr_no9inu4JIV1ut248go1_1280.jpg
mircea_popescu: http://www.diarioregistrado.com/ciencia-y-tec/un-cientifico-argentino-creo-un-sistema-de-correo-electronico-seguro_a54a7667942b51e2eea015857 << see alf, if you only lived in a third world shithole, you too could be closer to a nobel prize!
mircea_popescu: they're from a different place, these people.
asciilifeform wanders back out to the outhouse with giant laser and 0 net pipe
shinohai: !~later tell thestringpuller http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/5vsc4/?raw=true
shinohai: Also mircea_popescu HeLL forum is still in limbo ... appears scam indeed
shinohai: Deposit now shows 10 confirmations
mircea_popescu: tsk tsk
mircea_popescu: give em time tho, peeps be dorky by nature.
shinohai: !~later tell BingoBoingo http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/rj29u/?raw=true
deedbot: http://www.dianacoman.com/2016/10/24/a-party-called-my-party-by-elliot-rodger-and-his-spellchecker/ << Ossasepia - A Party Called My Party – by Elliot Rodger and his spellchecker
mircea_popescu: teh plot, it thickens!
diana_coman: didn't want to let BingoBoingo alone
mircea_popescu: pretty cool
shinohai pops popcorn
ben_vulpes: in other nyooz, i have discovered the neighborhood bar with: fast wifi, wine that is not ripple, and a playpen
ben_vulpes: if i can accustom myself to thirteen diagonal inches, i might never return to the office
ben_vulpes: or haus!
mircea_popescu: ripple, the us take on amontillado ?
ben_vulpes: couldn't tell ya, only remotely familiar with it from cultural bushwhacking
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Comment no longer in Limbo
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/chicom-internet-of-things-confirms-no-one-gives-a-fuck-about-securing-internet-of-things/ << Qntra - Chicom "Internet Of Things" Confirms No One Gives A Fuck About Securing "Internet Of Things"
BingoBoingo: lol diana_coman OMG that is wonderful
BingoBoingo: Anyways the saga of Elliot and James is still not over.
mircea_popescu: and in other slut news, http://65.media.tumblr.com/02475793a367de499ca9f2baf6717593/tumblr_oeey5anxG91vhuq2bo1_1280.jpg
mircea_popescu: lmao dis shit is epic. "I also noticed that there was truly exquisite food on one side of the room: there was ham and salami and even sausages that looked as exceptional as I had ever seen."
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> ripple, the us take on amontillado ? << Nah, that's Cisco http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html
deedbot: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/10/23/is-so-unfair-cycle-6/ << Bingo Blog - Is So Unfair Cycle 6
BingoBoingo: The legally mandated disclaimer on Cisco reads: "This is not a wine cooler 8 servings"
BingoBoingo still unsure how many parts the fanfic has. At least two more are plotted out
BingoBoingo: ^ 4 pete_dushenski
mircea_popescu: and speaking of plotting out, http://66.media.tumblr.com/2f2f3151a1075a11ec60f3a165114c6a/tumblr_nl9u23ufR61t1n4hqo1_1280.jpg
shinohai: Ahoy there.
mircea_popescu: http://66.media.tumblr.com/bece550a71a352bced0858863a1da7d2/tumblr_obr39yD13Q1unwm78o1_400.gif << check out her butt dampener.
mod6: ahoy, indeed!
deedbot: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/10/23/is-so-unfair-cycle-7/ << Bingo Blog - Is So Unfair Cycle 7
BingoBoingo: The question of the day: Will will have wheels when they are needed?
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/763930076E165275AF7659105A2A31F61AE3FBF931A7E188B2DC146EFFC7CF49 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 32094612339948189447948179783588092796973784028146716183449249266595409637294065230814599652546614172003881897026799 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '220.127.116.11 (ssh-rsa key from 18.104.22.168 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <