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williamdunne: DanielPBarron is a priest, he can help you repent also
miaviator: Kinky
miaviator: williamdunne: what country are you in?
williamdunne: miaviator: Well, as far as evidence goes, less concerned. But I'm sure some of the Derps who have (hopefully) learned lessons from this would appreciate a public apology (just waiting for the link to load)
williamdunne: miaviator: UK
miaviator: What religion if you don't mind my asking? The Cilice is not something brought up often.
williamdunne: La Serenissima
mats: what is going on in here
miaviator: Nothing.
assbot: La Serenissima - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1Hq9drg )
BingoBoingo: miaviator: It's a catholic thing. I'm not of that persuasion, but after that thing Josh hooked you into probably no reason for you to be picky about how you mortify the flesh.
williamdunne: miaviator: I'm not religious, I meant repent as if in apologize for your actions publicly
miaviator: WTF?
miaviator: BingoBoingo: That makes sense.
BingoBoingo: ;google the most serene republic of venice
BingoBoingo: ;;google the most serene republic of venice
gribble: Republic of Venice - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Venice>; Most Serene Republic - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most_Serene_Republic>; History of the Republic of Venice - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Republic_of_Venice>
miaviator: Orthodox catholic I would presume for the Cilice
decimation: BingoBoingo: catholics are weird. that heart and cross shaped 'bed of nails' is creepy
mircea_popescu: mats nfi.
BingoBoingo: mats: Oh, just some management staff from Gaw came by to hang out
miaviator: Former.
BingoBoingo: decimation: I always thought their pederasty was weirder
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46000 @ 0.00032545 = 14.9707 BTC [-] {2}
williamdunne: What I can't stop wondering is why Josh is still in the US
miaviator: williamdunne: Why would you think that?
miaviator: He has stated in 3 channels over 5 times that he is in a specific city in vermont.
miaviator: He has never before stated his location so much.
williamdunne: miaviator: Apparently I am deaf
williamdunne: miaviator: Vermont doesn't seem like a great choice either, better though
miaviator: Somehow that seams to indicate a desperate attempt at misdirection.
miaviator: williamdunne: Optima Computers
miaviator: One of his previous companies is located in brattlewhateverborough
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47700 @ 0.00033481 = 15.9704 BTC [+]
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on " BTC to top $350 before 1st July" http://bitbet.us/bet/1135/ Odds: 96(Y):4(N) by coin, 96(Y):4(N) by weight. Total bet: 2.1 BTC. Current weight: 99,957.
williamdunne: !up miaviator
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4967 @ 0.00033379 = 1.6579 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29400 @ 0.00033481 = 9.8434 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_lander
ascii_lander: danke BingoBoingo
ascii_lander ate a bottle of booze for dinner with ben_vulpes and walked more or less across whole diameter of b-a
ascii_lander: at least, the whole blue tube line
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell ascii_lander Ben is short a converter???
gribble: The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell ascii_lander Ben would also like a phone call in the morning
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55683 @ 0.00033296 = 18.5402 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14500 @ 0.00033481 = 4.8547 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22350 @ 0.00032227 = 7.2027 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6950 @ 0.00033238 = 2.31 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 25 @ 0.06 = 1.5 BTC [+]
cazalla: ping mircea_popescu
cazalla: be needing something so ping back when you return plskthxgo
assbot: Page not found | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1cUiDAd )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22200 @ 0.0003328 = 7.3882 BTC [+] {2}
[]bot: Bet placed: 2.02 BTC for No on " BTC to top $350 before 1st July" http://bitbet.us/bet/1135/ Odds: 48(Y):52(N) by coin, 48(Y):52(N) by weight. Total bet: 4.22 BTC. Current weight: 99,687.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35600 @ 0.0003229 = 11.4952 BTC [-]
jurov: !up Vexual
Vexual: hi jurov
jurov: hell'o
Vexual: are you in slovanistan, or south america?
Vexual: keep it global
jurov: no, antarctica
Vexual: welll sydneys underwater
Vexual: some sorcerer sent a storm to mcqaurie st
williamdunne: !up vexual
Vexual: thanks
williamdunne: So, who are you?
Vexual: havent we met?
Vexual: your face is famkiliar
Vexual: here i jest
williamdunne: Vexual: Not particularly useful
Vexual: is that a descriptor?
Vexual: i dont know you either in that case
williamdunne: No its a statement, as a descriptor it would be relative
Vexual: im kinda versed around here, you wanna new descriptor?
Vexual: youre they guy checking the gaw ceo?
Vexual: i can descibe a few way where they went wrong
williamdunne: Vexual: Aha most people can ;)
Vexual: im not too familariar with the operation, i remmeber when they first had a product, after that, id have to read more
williamdunne: Vexual: ScamCoins, ScamMiners, ScamInternet. General usage of scam as a prefix
Vexual: yeah, seems moreish skimming that qntra article
williamdunne: Lolz all round, really
Vexual: zt cut off his arm to lose cloudhashing
Vexual: tidy like, asx
Vexual: someone in that op has a commerce ticket
Vexual: so who are you again?
Vexual: you sound familiar
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=20-04-2015#1104866 << bit late to pretend you were innocent, those GAW hangouts you featured in.. i know that guilty look, you knew what the fuck was up the entire time
assbot: Logged on 20-04-2015 22:36:56; miaviator: I'm that asshole.
cazalla: that shit eating grin gives it away every time
Vexual: well if youre talking to yourself, ive a patent on that
Vexual: but its good fare anyhow
williamdunne: Vexual: Don't know, not
williamdunne: in many places so doubt you will have met me
Vexual: indeed
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=20-04-2015#1104886 i could tell something was up within 5 minutes of listening to garza, but it took you 15 years?
assbot: Logged on 20-04-2015 22:44:10; recon_eric_: I've said it once and I'll say it again, my only regret is blindly trusting a guy I've known 15+ years. Any of my other mistakes directly tie to that first one.
williamdunne: cazalla: Scammers gonna scam. Have to take some responsibility for it
williamdunne: cazalla: To be fair, could have started out as an ordinary guy 15 years ago
cazalla: williamdunne, maybe they touched swords long ago and recon_eric hoped by eating garza's shit on top of it, he'd keep quiet about that time they, you know, did their thing
williamdunne: cazalla: Can't rule out any possibilities
Vexual: bitcin biz iz hard
Vexual: its like running an isp in 92
cazalla: recon_eric, pretty sure garza was banging amber as well tbh, what with the constant text messages and shit
Vexual: who is amber
Vexual: seriously
cazalla: Vexual, this chick https://www.linkedin.com/pub/amber-messer/4a/116/149 it's recon_eric wife
assbot: Amber Messer | LinkedIn ... ( http://bit.ly/1zFBK5W )
cazalla: works, or at least did, for marshall long at finalhash, guess garza liked to share his women around or something
cazalla: this is after PAing for garza mind you
Vexual: gaw was kinga flash in pan tho no?
williamdunne: !up recon_eric
williamdunne: recon_eric, are you a cuckold?
Vexual: oh shit
williamdunne: Oh shit
williamdunne: "keep the CEO on track" reads differently now from her LinkedIn profile
Vexual: yeah, failure is is failure
jurov: !up Vexual
cazalla: williamdunne ain't no fun if garza's brother can't have none http://i.imgur.com/U65rztJ.png
williamdunne: Garza's adopted black brother
williamdunne: ping recon_eric
Vexual: u wot?
williamdunne: I take it back Cazalla: could be the paycoin developer; https://www.linkedin.com/pub/ryan-mottley/34/a65/338?trk=pub-pbmap
assbot: Ryan Mottley | LinkedIn ... ( http://bit.ly/1boo0r3 )
cazalla: not sure that's him williamdunne as marshall long refers to the guy as brad in the emails
cazalla: might've been on the team that banged amber, i mean created paycoin but not the lead dev
Vexual: who da fuq is amber?
williamdunne: /can't tell if being serious anymore/
cazalla: scroll up Vexual
williamdunne: testing italics
williamdunne: testing italics
Vexual: well if bb cares phil dunn plead guilty
Vexual: 4 years
williamdunne doesn't know who Phil Dunn is
Vexual: hes actually names after our last rime minister, but i dint wana choice it
Vexual: just incase you wondered what 10k users looked like
Vexual: might be 30ish
williamdunne: !up recon_eric
Vexual: shit alf they jut put ur cunt sniffer on tv foor malaria
Vexual: not gettingmalaria is better than getting laid
Vexual: if you get malria
Vexual: eat that doog
williamdunne: !up Vexual
Vexual: danke
Vexual: sup pimp
cazalla: ;;seen thestringpuller
gribble: thestringpuller was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 weeks, 3 days, 23 hours, 45 minutes, and 37 seconds ago: <thestringpuller> ^- close the bet
Vexual: i like that guyu
Vexual: except hes usually sober'
Vexual: and buisinesslike
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31900 @ 0.0003103 = 9.8986 BTC [-]
Vexual: da faq
Vexual: sir from now on
Vexual: oh shit
Vexual: good evening mr popescu
Vexual: ever pinched a cigar from clinton and smoked it?
williamdunne: !up recon_eric
Vexual: of course not, but whyd ya lick it that mch, is threat like bleackberry
Vexual: hilly as ratchet
Vexual: its a jimmi hendrix thing
Vexual: fuckers
Vexual: we got panama fungus on our bananas, its a total crisis
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105349 << no fucking way dude, from san telmo to moreno it's like 50km.
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 05:15:01; *: ascii_lander ate a bottle of booze for dinner with ben_vulpes and walked more or less across whole diameter of b-a
mircea_popescu: from tigre to whatever, peron it's also like 40
Vexual: u wot?
Vexual: mp youre like 4 bottles iin
Vexual: cop this
mircea_popescu: cazalla yo
cazalla: evening
mircea_popescu: this gaw wikileaks thing is pretty lulzy.
mircea_popescu: or, to quote tiffany, "Who cares if the security let u do this it doesn't mean u should have done it"
mircea_popescu: in any case one's left wondering if preet's now gonna look into stuff like "Discussing money that Garza alleged Stuart Fraser needed to keep out of sight"
mircea_popescu: why exactly is cantor fitzgerald "keeping money out of sight", and whose sight exactly ?
cazalla: interesting that
mircea_popescu: " The amount is 150k.
mircea_popescu: Please characterize it as a loan to him.
mircea_popescu: Thank you for your attention and discretion. And yes, even millionaires borrow money from each other"
mircea_popescu: "Here is what I would like:
mircea_popescu: – 10k per month investment paid to Geniuses at Work Corporation for 24 months (to pay myself with)."
mircea_popescu: these millionaires...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32500 @ 0.0003103 = 10.0848 BTC [-]
mod6: made it to atl
mod6: only a small leg to msp left. *whew*
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17814 @ 0.00031354 = 5.5854 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: o yo mod6
mod6: hi Mr. P!
mod6: just sitting here at the gate. few more hours, then i can fianlly sleep
mircea_popescu: hehe. im just sitting here signing keys
mod6: ahh cool!
mod6: customs derp: you were there for 5 days?
mod6: me: yup
mod6: him: and youre going to work right now??
mod6: me: yes.
mod6: him: wjat do you do?
mod6: me: software stuff
mod6: him: what languages do you play with?
mod6: me: javascript
mod6: him: ah, cool. i used to program in cobol.
mod6: leeeel
mod6: maybe it just /seemed/ funny at 5am
mircea_popescu: for the record, key signing works as follows : $ gpg --edit-key --fingerprint <NAME>
mircea_popescu: then it puts out a prompt, you say sign
mircea_popescu: then it shows you the fingerprint, make sure it's the right one, confirm
mircea_popescu: and then $ gpg --keyserver sks-keyservers.net --send-key <KEYID> and $ gpg --keyserver pgp.mit.edu --send-key <KEYID> where keyid you just copy from the line above.
mod6: good to note
mircea_popescu: certserver.pgp.com seems dead (gpg: keyserver send failed: keyserver error)
mircea_popescu: actually i suppose this could be a job for a young fellow not afraid of work : inherit phuctor and build a pgp keyserver around it.
mod6: ah, that'd be neat
mod6: ok time to board. ttyl!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4667 @ 0.0003103 = 1.4482 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: ahaha all this derpage.
mircea_popescu: all these marginal idiots that never did anything misrepresenting themselves as connected and relevant and "renowned in the community",
mircea_popescu: it's almost like watching the derpy seduction kids go.
mats: mircea_popescu: that sounds interesting
mircea_popescu: mats gpg is eventually going to get rewritten anyway, so building some expertise is a good use of time.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform btw ever got around to starting the crunch on those keys ?
mats: you got a spec?
mircea_popescu: no, but you can have one by the end of the week, how about that ?
mats: i look forward to it
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6136 @ 0.00031354 = 1.9239 BTC [+]
davout: ohai
assbot: Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1PaEscH )
davout: mircea_popescu: now i want to make my own version of that yo soy maria tune
mircea_popescu: should give you a general idea. may change till fri.
mircea_popescu: davout :D
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform & everyone interested ^ rfc on this whole thread.
davout: if i sing it i'll have to be mario from nintendo tho
davout: so i have been sifting through the reference bitcoin implementation source code
davout: looks like my contribution is going to be snipping away retarded stuff we don't care about
mircea_popescu: unlike everyone else's
davout: no, in the sense that i probably won't be able to *add* for a while, until i'm comfortable enough with the whole thing
mircea_popescu: unlike everyone else.
davout: blergh
davout: it's going to feel good blasting the "accounts" feature with piss
davout: i'd also like to remove all the "if isTestnet" bullshit, and make the genesis block configurable, with the default bitcoin genesis block a hardcoded default
mircea_popescu: afaik that was where the foundation was leaning too
mircea_popescu: gotta wait for ben to emerge from his barrel of malbec
davout: lol
assbot: Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1OaJngy )
mircea_popescu: "Free Lance Event Coordinator" wtf is that ?
mircea_popescu: "CurrentGeniuses at Work Corp PreviousVictory Medical, 3way events EducationAustin Community College" well i'll be damned if that's not exactly a hooker profile. 3way events, srsly ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8612 @ 0.00031394 = 2.7037 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: "On the 19th of December 2014, Tokay provides Garza with the required parameters of his employment including a two year contract, $20,000 a month salary, 4 weeks vacation, bonus and stock options, relocation expenses, an apartment paid for for 6 months, green card visa assistance and legal fees as well as a company car. Garza informs Tokay that because GAW Miners is a startup, salary is capped at 90k."
mircea_popescu: ahahahaha
mircea_popescu: HAHAHAHA
mircea_popescu: fucking hell wut is this.
mircea_popescu: nigglets now get 250k a year and crimpage in style ? what, flipping burgers like every other babu bhat waiting for green card aplications is too good for this tokay ?
davout: who's that tokay dude?
mircea_popescu: nobody but apparently also napoleon intermittently.
mircea_popescu: " Mate is a young entrepreneur. He runs the company on a daily basis. He travels to the conferences and arranges the miner hardware and other ..."
mircea_popescu: whatever, 15 an hour gofer/best grip.
mircea_popescu: "Máté Tokay Hungarian wakeboard team. When you see him on the site, seems so shy, so mostly people don’t know him so much like other riders, but if you research more about him, than you will se some pretty good results in his history of wakeboarding."
mircea_popescu: "I hadn't considered the Peercoin and recently the StartCoin noise we have made…We run the risk of not being taken seriously."
mircea_popescu: ahahaha bwahahah omfg
mircea_popescu: the RISK ?
mircea_popescu: what fucking risk. i run the risk of having a drink brb.
mircea_popescu: !up ascii_lander
chetty: good morning ascii_lander
ascii_lander: good morning chetty!
mircea_popescu: cazalla why are you linking random http://www.filedropper.com/gawtar instead of locally hosting ?
assbot: GAW.tar.gz :: Free File Hosting - File Dropper: File Host for Mp3, Videos, Music, Documents. ... ( http://bit.ly/1IBTx2T )
mircea_popescu: oh footnote lol. well, fixed nao ?
ascii_lander learned that there -are- in fact other folks in $hotel than him and ben_vulpes - all night long sounds of what appeared to be elephants being loaded into the next room, could be heard through the wall. made for some interesting dreams...
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 10:19:46; Vexual: shit alf they jut put ur cunt sniffer on tv foor malaria
mircea_popescu: i dunno they keep voicing him
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: we did more or less the whole of light-blue tube line 'a'
ascii_lander: and some side streets
ascii_lander: can't even recall why
mircea_popescu: from plaza de mayo to san pedrito ?
ascii_lander: opposite dir
ascii_lander: from hell knows where to plaza de mayo
mircea_popescu: aha. that's like 10 km
mircea_popescu: hm. you prolly took it from miserere ? like 4 ?
ascii_lander will have to prod ben_vulpes when he awakens. he had the original coordinates for the cab that put us in the mongolia we started from
mircea_popescu: you brought back any horses/fillies from that mongolia ?
ascii_lander: iirc we didnt even eat, l0l
ascii_lander: (started with bottle, and after that there was a kind of other logic.)
mircea_popescu pictures the two trying to open hotel with cigar
ascii_lander: with magic.
mircea_popescu: anyway, i'm fixing auden's poem atm
ascii_lander: the progre?
ascii_lander: did we ever do 'programmer does what prgmogres can, feats quite impossible for man...
mircea_popescu: no, the clocks.
mircea_popescu: the very same
ascii_lander read mircea_popescu pgp rfc in half-awake state and almost released brain from nose until realized that it is for -keyserver- and not a pgptron (e.g. gpg) per se
mircea_popescu: "mp has apparently gone insane. no, wait, how about read this thing again first."
chetty: <mircea_popescu> "mp has apparently gone insane.// this would be new??
mircea_popescu: well now that all depends
chetty: !up ascii_lander
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 12:45:48; davout: i'd also like to remove all the "if isTestnet" bullshit, and make the genesis block configurable, with the default bitcoin genesis block a hardcoded default
ascii_lander: ^ though seed config probably oughta happen first, imho
ascii_lander: the current mechanism for it is dangerously - explosively - retarded
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24000 @ 0.00031394 = 7.5346 BTC [+]
ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105544 << will start throwing the mega-butterflycollection in there as soon as i park the thing on that spiffy new box.
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 11:58:35; mircea_popescu: asciilifeform btw ever got around to starting the crunch on those keys ?
ascii_lander: after return to mordor.
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 13:07:15; mircea_popescu: "On the 19th of December 2014, Tokay provides Garza with the required parameters of his employment including a two year contract, $20,000 a month salary, 4 weeks vacation, bonus and stock options, relocation expenses, an apartment paid for for 6 months, green card visa assistance and legal fees as well as a company car. Garza informs Tokay that because GAW Miners is a startup, salary is capped at 90k
jurov: http://ria.ru/incidents/20150421/1059911210.html director of russian drug police says "color revolutions" are caused by special drugs
assbot: ФСКН: спайсы-убийцы используют для организации "цветных революций" | РИА Новости ... ( http://bit.ly/1DIDejz )
ascii_lander: l0l 'bath salt'
ascii_lander: ''"В прошлом году мы столкнулись с феноменом, когда известный синтетический наркотик был пополнен новым радикалом фторсодержащей группы и наркотическое вещество приобрело качество боевого отравляющего вещества, что вызвало эпидемию смертеÐ
jurov: dunno why they doin't go full way and connect it to chemtrails
ascii_lander: 'in the past year we encountered a phenomenon where a well-known synthetic dope was augmented with a new radical, a fluoride group, and the dope acquired the qualities of a chemical warfare compound, which caused an epidemic of deaths (in ru.), said ivanov.'
ascii_lander: rest of the thing is reasonable though
ascii_lander: alleges that dopeheads were over-represented in 'maidan' (may well be the case)
mircea_popescu: good point. dem chgemtrails
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander dopeheads are always overepresented. one thing, because age group. the other, because inhibitions.
jurov: and it's usually done in china except usually done in the US/UK?
ascii_lander: jurov is translating with dictionary or what
ascii_lander: the us/uk paragraph refers to the (ancient, snoreworthy) fact of research in use of dope for psychodemocratiderpization is a beloved research topic in those countries.
jurov: my russian isn't to notch, but he says "similar work is done in US/UK" and two paragraphs later ""spajsy" usually come from asian region"
ascii_lander: jurov: next paragraph reveals (shock!) where folks in ru ultimately get their 'bath salts'
ascii_lander: (known, perhaps because everyone in ru is herbert fan, as 'spice')
jurov: i don't get it. so they blame the mass poisoning to US/UK developed stuff distributed by some "totalitarian sects"?
ascii_lander: jurov: that thing is a ru example of the kind of 'public health' idiocy piece often found in usa papers
ascii_lander: e.g., 'smoking is a tool of pedos so quit smoke' etc
ascii_lander wonders why jurov so reliably reads ru tabloids
jurov: so, when russian narco police says something, it's to be considered as tabloid material?
ascii_lander not up to date on ru narcopolice (recall how putin was supposedly set to abolish it, on account of derpitude?) but seems to be the case
jurov: and generally it's because many other people around here read ru tabloids and try to make sense of it, with horrible results
jurov: that cause me to take notice
lobbes: !up ascii_lander
ben_vulpes: buenos dias
jurov: hi vulpes
ben_vulpes: hi jurov!
ben_vulpes: how's it with you?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36900 @ 0.00031394 = 11.5844 BTC [+]
jurov: it's okay
mircea_popescu: !up ascii_lander
mircea_popescu: yo ben_vulpes
ascii_lander: something is jamming almost whole 2.4g
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes is awake!
assbot: Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1DIHU99 )
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: i think the empenadas i found brought 2.4g contamination back to hotel redacto
ben_vulpes: buenos dias herr popescu
mircea_popescu: !up RetroFeel
RetroFeel: wondering
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RetroFeel: got some ref payment there but should i invest in program?
mircea_popescu: dude stop being retarded.
ben_vulpes: <rectofeel>
ascii_lander: RetroFeel: no. better idea, convert your money to zimbabwean dollars and put in pyre. then light
ascii_lander: the gods will then smile
ascii_lander: and mega-returnz.
RetroFeel: what does this mean sir
RetroFeel: looking for advice please :/
ben_vulpes: 7% a week, i think
ben_vulpes: it means it's a scam
RetroFeel: ok but i got paid ref comm???
ben_vulpes: RetroFeel: u savvy how HYIP works?
RetroFeel: sorry english not 100%
ben_vulpes: high yield investment product
ben_vulpes: aka take your money and run
ben_vulpes: look buddy you're lucky enough to have bitcoins
ben_vulpes: don't burn them on scams
RetroFeel: I have 8.5 bitcoin how to grow?
ben_vulpes: buy more.
RetroFeel: thought if i play some 1 coin i may double
ben_vulpes: "may" << not over a long enough time.
Pierre_Rochard: I have 8.5 bitcoin how to grow? <= as the chosen people say, dayenu
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [13:34] hm. you prolly took it from miserere ? like 4 ? << walked *past* misere at one point
ben_vulpes: strolled from palermo
mircea_popescu: so wheredja start ?
ben_vulpes: place called...
ben_vulpes: "Sheldon"
ben_vulpes: showing ascii_lander heights of orcish technology
mircea_popescu: so like honduras ?
ben_vulpes: and serrano
ascii_lander: top orcraft.
mircea_popescu: yeah so like 6-7km
ben_vulpes: i kept expecting food along the way
ben_vulpes: FOOLISHLY
mircea_popescu: o, rly ?
mircea_popescu: no parilladas nada ?
ben_vulpes: apparently we missed them all
ben_vulpes: and then it was two and only the retarded pizza joints filled with teens were open
ben_vulpes: saw some grafitti people doing their thing tho
ascii_lander: we ate sodium light and lulz instead
ben_vulpes: * ascii_lander [13:43] read mircea_popescu pgp rfc in half-awake state and almost released brain from nose until realized that it is for -keyserver- and not a pgptron (e.g. gpg) per se << wasn't there an actual keyserver rfc at some point? i swear i read this thing but now cannot find it.
mircea_popescu: not afaik
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> we ate sodium light and lulz instead << many lulz painted on the sidewalk
ben_vulpes: apparently the big iron bowls outside congreso nacional are nazi installations in some regard?
ascii_lander: did mengele upchuck into those or what.
ben_vulpes: <cazalla> [09:44] Vexual, this chick https://www.linkedin.com/pub/amber-messer/4a/116/149 it's recon_eric wife << CoralFeather?
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ben_vulpes: this is some burning man shibboleth?
ascii_lander begins to stir into motion
ben_vulpes: i have some salt to stuff in buckets, ascii_lander
ben_vulpes: feel free to proceed without me
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: take your time
ascii_lander has not washed, dressed, or entirely awakened
ben_vulpes has html to manually diff and jam into vcs
ben_vulpes: thanksbro
ascii_lander looks at the toil of ben_vulpes and is happy to have left the fires of the orcish smithies entirely behind in mordor
ben_vulpes eyes ascii_lander's tether
ben_vulpes: 'tis a "right button" bit of saltwork
ben_vulpes: whose editor not only indents after a closing tag but also uses tabs?
ascii_lander: heathen emacs ?
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ben_vulpes: i am pavlovianly disappointed
ben_vulpes: i see mircea_popescu links and expect to see all sorts of perversions
mircea_popescu: don't stereotype me
mircea_popescu: check your privilege!
ascii_lander finally moves from bed, brb.
mircea_popescu: !up ascii_lander
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chetty: Updated 21 September 2010 // you might be a little late ben_vulpes
ben_vulpes: heh didn't even see that...
ben_vulpes: guess i need some more coffee
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: knob swizzled
ben_vulpes: i'm going to grab some coffee down at the cafe on the plaza
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lobbes: mircea_popescu, cow and chicken, eh? Funny that I don't picture you as a cartoon connoisseur.
lobbes: You've seen Ren and Stimpy, no? iirc it is the same creators as the former, just more deranged.
lobbes: !up ascii_lander1
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ascii_lander1: ;;later tell ben_vulpes i'ma look for food then will stop by hotel lobby around 2 if you want to find me. otherwise will explore the surface alone and we will meet at the coordinates mircea_popescu gave earlier, at 6.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander1: ah, i missed the coords
ascii_lander1: l0l there you are.
ascii_lander1: i went out for food, got distracted following a set of phemiderps drumming and waving plaquards (a gigantic tour bus deposited several dozen right in front of hotel) and then went back to room
ascii_lander1: (to check #b-a naturally)
lobbes: !up miaviator
ben_vulpes: hola mike_c
miaviator: Thanks lobbes
lobbes: yw
mike_c: hola senor vulpes
miaviator: mircea_popescu: https://www.linkedin.com/in/bradchun of butterkiss consulting was the coin developer.
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ascii_lander1: mike_c is home ?
ben_vulpes: landed safely?
mike_c: yup, made it back pretty easily
mike_c: ;;seen mod6
gribble: mod6 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 hours, 36 minutes, and 40 seconds ago: <mod6> ok time to board. ttyl!
mike_c: oh shit, did he miss his flight?
mike_c: wasn't sure if he was going to make it
miaviator: mircea_popescu: http://qntra.net/2015/04/garza-friends-additional-emails-detailed/ says there was a 5.1GB email dump, there was two 5GB email dumps do you have both?
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ben_vulpes: how on earth do you people make so much email
ben_vulpes wonders if the logs are even 5g
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes: logs are maybe half that ?
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: you've measured this?
pete_dushenski: have not. just ballparking
ben_vulpes: apropos of nada, my favorite unlogged line from the con:
ben_vulpes: mike_c: "is he putting /butter/ in his coffee?!"
pete_dushenski: ha, i've heard of people who do this
pete_dushenski: more of a cinnamon man myself
mike_c: it didn't seem to be melting so well either :)
mike_c: btw, 2 years of logs = 400mb (measured)
mike_c: and that's the html files..
pete_dushenski: so 1/10 of the gaw emails
ben_vulpes: probably largely attributable to the endless politeness
ben_vulpes: "plz foar ams profesh"
lobbes: re: coffee. Once you go black, you can't go back. Added benefit of $maxcaffeine per cup
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pete_dushenski reading all these garza letters on qntra. quite the dig cazalla!
mod6: hi :]
pete_dushenski: heya mod6!
mod6: mike_c: na, i made my flight yesterday no problemo. earlier today I was boarding my connection in ATL. I'm back home now.
mod6: in mordor (lol)
pete_dushenski: mod6: was that your first trip to south america ?
pete_dushenski: btw did i miss the reason why log1 isn't working ?
mod6: pete_dushenski: ya
pete_dushenski: very cool!
mod6: it really was.
mod6: and so ... ok, it's snowing here today
mike_c: mod6: ah, good. not that getting stuck in BA would have been the worst thing in the world.
mod6: true :)
mod6: today its 37 deg. F/2.7 deg. C and snowing lol
mod6: mike_c: how was your flight(s)?
mike_c: very easy. i slept through most of it again
mod6: oh wow. good for you. i never sleep on planes hardly.
mod6: which reminds me; I need a nap :]
mod6: I'll come back and checkin a bit later. hasta luego!
pete_dushenski: !up miaviator
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 14:40:32; Pierre_Rochard: I have 8.5 bitcoin how to grow? <= as the chosen people say, dayenu
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Pierre_Rochard: pete_dushenski: attended my first two passover dinners this year, the first was blasé, the second was SJW (had the orange on the seder plate, G-d was removed from the prayers!)
pete_dushenski: the first one sounds typical, the second, wtf oranges ?
pete_dushenski: was this in florida ??
pete_dushenski: and lemme guess, the oldest people in the room asked the four questions instead of the youngest
assbot: An Orange on the Seder Plate - My Jewish Learning ... ( http://bit.ly/1DJnSLW )
pete_dushenski can imagine a buncha octogenarians fighting for who plays the ignorant child
Pierre_Rochard: this goy found it jarring
pete_dushenski: "Susannah Heschel, a well-known Jewish feminist scholar, was introduced to an early feminist Haggadah that suggested adding a crust of bread on the seder plate, as a sign of solidarity with Jewish lesbians (which was intended to convey the idea that there’s as much room for a lesbian in Judaism as there is for a crust of bread on the seder plate)."
pete_dushenski: HAHAHA omg
pete_dushenski: "Heschel felt that to put bread on the seder plate would be to accept that Jewish lesbians and gay men violate Judaism like hametz [leavened food] violates Passover. So at her next seder, she chose an orange as a symbol of inclusion of gays and lesbians and others who are marginalized within the Jewish community. She offered the orange as a symbol of the fruitfulness for all Jews when lesbians and gay men are co
pete_dushenski: ntributing and active members of Jewish life."
pete_dushenski: lol jeebus that's too much to take!
pete_dushenski: such "tradition hates me so let's pretend like tradition can be whatever we want it to be"
pete_dushenski: Pierre_Rochard: i'll fly you down for one of my seders one of these fine years.
Pierre_Rochard: pete_dushenski: it would be an honor
Pierre_Rochard: a mitzvah*
pete_dushenski: i mean hey, if mp can host conferences, the least i can do is host the serene republic's seders
pete_dushenski: Pierre_Rochard: the mitzvah would be all mine ;)
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lobbes: 'One trial found the chances of lung cancer increased by 18% while another showed an rise of 28%.'
lobbes: I wonder if this is because the people taking these supplements are trying to offset all the processed crap they are eating
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lobbes: hence, the 'pseudo-food' being at least a contributing factor
chetty: well most of those vitamins are just more nasty chems like the pseudo-food
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mircea_popescu: lobbes and why not ?
mircea_popescu: hadn't seen ren and stimpy, no
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105786 << lawl. this may be the first argentinian tour coordinated by irc.
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 16:21:00; ascii_lander1: (to check #b-a naturally)
mircea_popescu: miaviator i dunno, talk tio cazalla about that.
mircea_popescu: how's ny mike_c ?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105803 << because they don't know how to use email. a) they top answer ; b) they add all that signature spam.
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 16:24:03; ben_vulpes: how on earth do you people make so much email
mircea_popescu: 15% of the 5gb is made up out of 568048645 instances of "if i sent this email to the wrong guy please pretend this never happened because my name is phantomcircuit" in 45734 threads.
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 16:28:33; mike_c: and that's the html files..
mircea_popescu: lol infanticide. as time goes by, petey gets moar and moar eligible bacheloar.
mircea_popescu: Return-path: <terry@pochta.com>
mircea_popescu: From: "TAX@irs.gov" <tax@irs.gov>
mircea_popescu: Subject: Your FED TAX payment (ID:11HIRS244242490) was Rejected
mircea_popescu: nice try spamboy. however as it happens, i send as many payments to the irs as I have accounts with citi
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 16:44:23; pete_dushenski: btw did i miss the reason why log1 isn't working ?
mircea_popescu: hey kakobrekla do you know ?
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 17:13:09; Pierre_Rochard: pete_dushenski: attended my first two passover dinners this year, the first was blasé, the second was SJW (had the orange on the seder plate, G-d was removed from the prayers!)
mircea_popescu: dude fucking bs
mircea_popescu: who the fuck is heschel and who asked her anything.
mircea_popescu: srsly, 1980 ? three digit year or it didn't happen.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105868 << i think it's time the republic starts oppressing teh jews like any real country. how about, forcing them to add a slice of black forest cake to the seder.
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 17:19:06; pete_dushenski: i mean hey, if mp can host conferences, the least i can do is host the serene republic's seders
mircea_popescu: should be punishment enough.
mircea_popescu: WP-E-Commerce kek
mircea_popescu: heh. me wonders why exactly is it that the wp derps are willing to coordinate vulnerability "fixes" by "upgrading" with the sucuri derps.
mircea_popescu: then me notices the sucuri website uses disqus.
mircea_popescu: mmmmkay.
mircea_popescu: pro tip : disqus is like the yellow star in the jewish ghetto.
BingoBoingo: <lobbes> I wonder if this is because the people taking these supplements are trying to offset all the processed crap they are eating << Or because folate is like gasoline for the living. The first chemotherapy trials for Leukemia tried Folic Acid as the drug agent. Interesting reads came out of that.
mircea_popescu: Pierre_Rochard you know the very notion that someone thinks themselves gay and jewish... it's like... the quadriplegic swimmer or something. the 98 yo beauty queen
mircea_popescu: i'm with BingoBoingo : folate is toxic in large doses, especially to males. and they're being dosed to all shit out of seemingly innocuous stuff (like flour) because hey, women *might* need it.
mircea_popescu: but you can't make "woman flour", so just fuck up everyone.
BingoBoingo: The batch of kids who were expected to make it another six months without treatment were lucky (or unlucky) if they made it past three weeks on the trial
Pierre_Rochard: mircea_popescu: “reform judaism” -> special olympics, “inner beauty” pageant
lobbes now feels compelled to read flour labels before buying
mircea_popescu: Pierre_Rochard nuts.
mircea_popescu: lobbes it's not required labelling.
mircea_popescu: but it IS one of the amusing marks of ignorance (to me), because the derps all concerned about flouridated water do not seem to know about the "fortified" milk and the folated flour.
mircea_popescu: it's like... ooookay, i'm sure your careful approach to intake of substances will change things.
mircea_popescu: but for the record : the case for dosing women, especially the sort likely to have kids unexpectedly (young, addicted, poor) and the sort likely to be depleted (oyung, addicted, poor) is extremely compelling.
mircea_popescu: absent folate, all sorts of neural tube defects arise (spina bifida chief among em), and the absence kinda has to be remedied a week before conception.
BingoBoingo: A little bit of folate does quite a bit of good, but too much is playing with fire outside of pregnancy situations.
mircea_popescu: something like that.
BingoBoingo: Other B-vitamins, nicotinic acid and cyanocobalamin far safer and necessary for the endurance drinker
BingoBoingo: "Banana Bag" and all
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mike_c: mircea_popescu:how's ny mike_c ? << beautiful day today. springtime in manhattan is not a bad thing.
BingoBoingo: Springtime in Illinois is more precarious. Sure right now the weather is beautiful and the tulips are nearing the end of their blooming, but... at any moment the sky could change its mind and try to smote me.
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BingoBoingo: ^ Kulaks
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gribble: The operation succeeded.
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cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105595 <<< refresh! didn't have much choice at the time given ftp issue
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 13:25:57; mircea_popescu: cazalla why are you linking random http://www.filedropper.com/gawtar instead of locally hosting ?
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mthreat: habeas simius
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mircea_popescu: mthreat lol can one marry them yet ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Gotta remember it is 'Murica so Arm ripping chimps, not blowjob chimps.
mircea_popescu: "On Monday, Manhattan supreme court justice Barbara Jaffe granted a writ of habeas corpus on behalf of two non-human plaintiffs"
mircea_popescu: this is so fucking stupid...
mircea_popescu: how exactly does the us expect to ever be taken seriously ?
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_lander
ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105894 << $64KBez question, why mircea_popescu gets precisely same spams as i do
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 18:58:13; mircea_popescu: Subject: Your FED TAX payment (ID:11HIRS244242490) was Rejected
ascii_lander: (who else? raise hands?)
mircea_popescu: probably someone bought a list of "business"
ascii_lander: i wonder if it includes, say, my garbage man
ascii_lander: ( if it can fit both mircea_popescu and i )
mircea_popescu: we prolly all ended up on it because someone or other did a harvesting run of ba stuff
BingoBoingo finally filed his annual IRS papers this week. Another 0 tax year.
ascii_lander: the lulzy part is that the addr where i get these isn't even the one in my wot key
ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105915 << ahhaha. i have this thing going with pet, where in some sf universe there are differing, say, sugar chiralities for males and females to eat
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 19:24:03; mircea_popescu: but you can't make "woman flour", so just fuck up everyone.
ascii_lander: implications would make for a good yarn
ascii_lander: (e.g., folks eating wrong-handed foods to diet and shitting selves as per 'olestra' , etc)
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ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105935 << sop. the 'usaschwitz' thing is merely becoming formalized into written law
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 20:31:48; chetty: http://www.wired.com/2015/04/dmca-ownership-john-deere/
ascii_lander: (no one owns anything, not even own pathetic carcass)
BingoBoingo: I honestly could see the Tractor Pull lobby and John Deere coming to blows over this
ascii_lander: the basic precedent is nailed down long ago.
BingoBoingo: Things change when dealing with people who throw additional motors on a chassis more enthusiastically than AMD throws more core on a die
BingoBoingo: Tractor Pull is a phenomenon like Hamas that attracts an strong overlap of people with engineering talent and a love of firearms.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: tractor is a strategic good
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: esp. the type that matters, the robotic/self-driving one
ascii_lander: hence the importance, to the buggers, of nailing down 'no, you don't get to examine or change the fw'
BingoBoingo: I want to understand that, but have trouble taking that seriously when this happens 200-400 yards from my front door http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-359hBzEV4
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ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: two worlds. one that is palpable with unarmed eye, and the one that matters.
BingoBoingo: It's interesting the ways that sports men and women weaponize these things that evade the inspectors and referees until the machines break
ascii_lander: mod6, ben_vulpes, mike_c: note to usaschwitz inmates: 10x the usual frequency of scam callz to my u.s. phone, during voyage. somewhere there is a db of folks who went off the reservation. don't be surprised if phones in your social graph were similarly targeted.
BingoBoingo: hopper full of telephone pole segments was my favorite. I have no idea what serious advantafe they were aiming for there
ascii_lander: betcha somebody got the traditional 'ransom scam' for instance.
ascii_lander: point being, that not only do things widely known to leak - leak, but also other things
mircea_popescu: lol john deere selling "licenses to operate" tractors now ?
ascii_lander: and one ought not to expect to hear any 'official' discussion thereof.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: in precisely the same way as crapple sells license to operate iPnohe, toyota - to operate toyota, etc. and the rest of the firmwarederpological world
mircea_popescu: so illegal, all of this.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: ECU firmware license with purchase of tractor apparently
ascii_lander: started -at least- with ibm selling permission to use that 31st cpu etc
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ascii_lander: l0l, 'illegal' is a concept only meaningful to commoners, in usa
ascii_lander: it does not apply to anything usg or its tentacles might do.
mircea_popescu: i was speaking of the proper term, illegal as deemed by the most serene republic.
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mircea_popescu: not pale fiat scamversions of the concept.
ascii_lander: might as well go straight to 'epidemiological hazard, nominated for glassing'
assbot: Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1HSpYfh )
ascii_lander: rather than merely 'illegal'
ascii_lander just noticed the steady drip of derpcomments on trilema re: the fetlife thing
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu that commenter sounds pretty... simple.
ascii_lander wonders when the swarm will tire
mircea_popescu: even the longest journey...
ascii_lander: 'Or any recommendations in general for someone who is quite tech savvy, but whose programming skills and experience don't go beyond writing some basic scripts.' << what does 'tech savvy' mean?
mircea_popescu: maybe he works a cnc mill
pete_dushenski: he owns an ipod
ascii_lander: that'd be a bit further than 'basic scripts'
mircea_popescu: maybe he runs an engine mod shop
ascii_lander: (cnc is a fairly legit variant of what we understand as 'programming')
pete_dushenski: and he can sync it to itunes. his grandma cannot do this.
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander yes but like jourdain speaking in prose, he might not realise that's what it is.
pete_dushenski: so he was called 'tech savvy' once
mircea_popescu: if it were the only thing he does
pete_dushenski: !up ascii_lander
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu so how did the first conference in bsas stack up with the romanian editions ?
mircea_popescu: i would say steady improvement
mircea_popescu: i dunno, what do folk that went to both/all think ?
mircea_popescu: davout, which was best conf to date ?
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander seems to be lingering longer this time
ascii_lander: l0l aha still here
ascii_lander: and for most of tomorrow even.
mircea_popescu: so is the consensus that one can't be tech savvy without being a programmer ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: idk but i still remember when that -meant- - if meant anything - that one could program
pete_dushenski: well are you not tech savvy then ?
BingoBoingo: One probably at least needs be know of programming.
pete_dushenski: ^mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: i can code in whatever language you feel like,
mircea_popescu: i just can't be arsed to.
mircea_popescu: i used to read diskedit printouts looking for Stoned B as a kid, i CAN do it.
ascii_lander: ^ m3m0ri1z
pete_dushenski: i can see it. savvy basically meaning that you can make the machine do what you want
ascii_lander nostalgic for clever virii
mircea_popescu: many people remember, apparently.
ascii_lander: of course we remember.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: re: earlier thread: you would, i think, like this place.
pete_dushenski: ;;ticker
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ascii_lander 's least favourite part is...
ascii_lander: … going home.
ascii_lander: i'm convinced that if most u.s. folks knew what kind of jail they live in, they would go full bore apeshit.
BingoBoingo: When I make it out I'd like to avoid that part. Probably not stay in hardware B-A too long first visit, but definitely temped to spend decade+ outsid of Illinois.
mircea_popescu: and if earthworms knew what their fate is they'd miss being the emperors of china, and the throne.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: they would if they could.
BingoBoingo: Maybe earthworms are wired to like living in the shit?
ascii_lander: 'We are worms, we're the best, and we've come to win the war. / We'll stand, we'll never run; stay until it's done.' (™) (R)
mircea_popescu: "She got the dogs safely out of the house, just as multiple armed agents rushed inside. Some even barged into the bathroom, where her partner was in the shower."
ascii_lander: ^ davout might recognize the source
mircea_popescu: lol derps timed it to bother the woman post-coitally?
ascii_lander: wai wat
pete_dushenski: they probably enjoyed the entertainment before busting in
mircea_popescu: some link in the logs.
mircea_popescu: to do with wisconsin.
ascii_lander: found it aha
mircea_popescu: anyway, people just need to start shooting.
mircea_popescu: put up signs "groups of police not allowed on this property. come alone or get shot."
BingoBoingo: Wisconsin was too polite, It's almost pete_dushenski land
mircea_popescu: and then start shooting at any groups of cops larger than one.
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo apparently the border is increasingly blurry
pete_dushenski: now us border guards can patrol canadian rail stations and airports and if they kill someone, be subject only to us law
ascii_lander: nato colony.
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Wisconsin has culturally been the land of you fuckers forever. The new stuff is all things that should concern you
pete_dushenski: so ascii_lander quite that.
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo that didn't parse ?
pete_dushenski: 'us fuckers' being canuckians ?
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Wisconsin's basically been Canadian since... the 1920's
BingoBoingo: As soon as there were enough people there to commune with yall
mircea_popescu: that'd explain the cheese.
ascii_lander: '… next came ominous warnings. Don’t call your lawyer. Don’t tell anyone about this raid. Not even your mother, your father, or your closest friends.' << l0l
mircea_popescu: otherwise us cheese is like tall chinese strippers.
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander meanwhile i'm like, "yeah totally, go read trilema tomorrow."
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo well then wisconsin has been part of canada longer than (half) my family!
pete_dushenski: is wisconsin cheese actually decent? not sure i've tried any
ascii_lander: 'And she realized, “Every aspect of my life is in their hands. And they hate me.”'
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Yeah, but it's also an avenue for contagion. US badgov goes to Canada through Green Bay
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski it's actually not bad. well,m the better stuff anyway
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo 'then straight on till morning'
ascii_lander: the only answer is something like total cultural dismantlement (see carthage) and the proverbial 1000 years of colonial ball-crusher.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu i'd have to figure that everywhere has at least some variant of edible, even enjoyable cheese.
pete_dushenski: whether this is normal or not..
mircea_popescu: not necessarily.
ascii_lander: 400.gif << somebody isn't eager to take in the american cheese emitter
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu btw i didn't fully grok your comment on my infanticide article. sarcasm or no ?
pete_dushenski: not sure that being in favour of baby killin' makes one more or less attractive to opposite sex, but would guess the latter
BingoBoingo: California cheese pretty shitty, dunno why they are burning so much water on that and Alfalfa
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski i don't think any woman is going to score the male propensity to infanticide positively.
mircea_popescu: for that matter, any female, of any mammal species.
mircea_popescu: is the fundamental disagreement between the genders.
pete_dushenski: females want their children to survive, males want their children to perform
mircea_popescu: females strongly wish the offspring to survive. males weakly wish the offspring to perish.
mircea_popescu: performance is a byproduct.
pete_dushenski: a byproduct of what?
ascii_lander: of the opposite death ray beams
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski of that imbalance.
mircea_popescu: this is how everything works, incidentally.
mircea_popescu: the sun wants particles strongly energized, thermodynamics wants particles weakly de-energized.
mircea_popescu: as a result, coriolis storms, rainbows, deep throating and daisies.
mircea_popescu: all epiphenomena of the fundamental imbalance.
pete_dushenski: deep throating being when the father doesn't wish his offspring to perish strongly enough ? or too strongly ?
pete_dushenski: s/being/resulting
mircea_popescu: unrelated. it's a false bridge between the two example cases.
pete_dushenski: i can see it.
mircea_popescu: point being, the strong push weak pull device drives all performance, but performance is a byproduct.
pete_dushenski: thankfully most contravex readers have dongs
mircea_popescu: if it doesn't make sense to women, it doesn't make sense to men, either. whether they're poorly equipped to figure it out or not, notwithstanding.
pete_dushenski: how so ? are there not differing perspectives ? differing inclinations between the sexes ?
BingoBoingo: Anything younger than 10 is probably too early to cull anyways
ascii_lander: cheapest infanticide is simpy: not making'em in the first place
ascii_lander: *simply
ascii_lander: just like the 'best car'
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski different perspectives of what ?
BingoBoingo: At least for cases not obviously cullable in womb
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander notrly how this works. cheapest computer is not "no computer". that's cheapest noncomputer.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu towards the value of a child, particularly if handicapped
pete_dushenski: !up ascii_lander
mircea_popescu: eh, "value of a child" is like iq.
pete_dushenski: ok, value of your own freedom and independence
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: whatchatalkingabout, works great. just like the 'noncomputers' running my knives, forks, shoes work great.
ascii_lander: best computerz.
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski that's like the value of god.
pete_dushenski: or of heaven and hell, ya
ascii_lander: how do you even comment on the 'value' of something which pretty much no one has anything like a reasonable reason to want.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu i guess i'm still wondering why the 'making sense' equation has women leading and men following
ascii_lander: what is the 'value' of being dragged behind a truck until nothing remains on the rope but a small flap of skin ?
mircea_popescu: anyway, this "natural" thing... shitting in the bed is also natural. something being natural offers little ethical indication.
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mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski it doesn't. if something makes sense to only one gender, specifically, it's probably stupid.
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pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu that's general enough that i can't argue with that
mircea_popescu: and kids are drastically distinguishable from animals, at any age.
mircea_popescu: for one thing, they grab.
ascii_lander: cat grabs
mircea_popescu: kitten doth not.
ascii_lander: one grabbed me at the old cemetary just today
mircea_popescu: monkeys do not, either. they eventually learn to, but if you watch it specifically, the difference is striking.
BingoBoingo: Racoons grab, play hockey
mircea_popescu: adfults, yes.
BingoBoingo: With a life expectancy of 2 years hard to call any racoons adults
BingoBoingo: I have seem a great many short flat citronella candle in tin leave the bounds of the picnic table in the backyard due to those masked bandits
mircea_popescu: anyway, this entire discussion of interests and bs... i dunno that there's any value in trying to re-write the protestant ethics-as-capitalism.
mircea_popescu: it's been amply documented and vastly shown to not work, one's probably better served by reading the past three centuries of various attempts.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu this a romanian article you're referring to ?
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski which this ?
pete_dushenski: the 're-write'
mircea_popescu: no, yours.
ascii_lander: just what is it that was shown not to work ?
mircea_popescu: "it can’t possibly outweigh the interests of " etc
ascii_lander: it is like saying that meteorite does not work. for the man whose head it falls on - it 'worked.'
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mircea_popescu: ascii_lander the idea that you can calculate the sum-value-in-the-future for alternative courses of actions and pick like you pick an investment
ascii_lander: aha that
mircea_popescu: ie, protestant ethics-as-capitalism
ascii_lander: rawls being the most well-known offender here
ascii_lander: but others, aha
mircea_popescu: at least in fashionable contemporary english, sure.
ascii_lander: revolting gasbags
ascii_lander sat for a while in the tango place after mircea_popescu and hanbot went home, and reread favourite parts in ben_vulpes's copy of 'asylum', and contemplated lessons thereof
mircea_popescu: it's squarely irrelevant "where this leads". lead it where it may, do it or don't do it on some basis other than you know, "expectations".
mircea_popescu: all the derps pushing gaw, for instance, neglected proper causes of action because of their retarded dreams as to the future.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu ok so 'can't possibly' is too strong.
mircea_popescu: it's not a very sane approach to action.
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski no, just, the approach is meaningless. who cares what outweighs what.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: it is the logic of hunger. or, more to the point, of thirst. what is the logic of a stranded sailor deciding to drink sea water ?
mircea_popescu: if some "public interest" however defines "exceeds" however defined my pleasure at cutting the bankrupt's heart, what of it ?
mircea_popescu: until you can rail the seal from off my bond...
mircea_popescu: "SHYLOCK: Till thou canst rail the seal from off my bond, thou but offend'st thy lungs to speak so loud: repair thy wit, good youth, or it will fall to cureless ruin. I stand here for law."
pete_dushenski: hm ya, it's all exceedingly vague and nebulous
pete_dushenski: so it doesn't really create anything that can be compared
pete_dushenski: so... it's useless!
pete_dushenski should know better than to compare purposes
BingoBoingo makes first mint julep of the year with yard mint
chatquack cheers
mircea_popescu: !up SquirtPrincess
mircea_popescu: mint julep best julep
pete_dushenski: needless to say, i can see why some people would choose a "post-birth abortion" aka infanticide
pete_dushenski: even if i wouldn't choose it myself
mircea_popescu: i can see why people that just killed a kid would tend to represent this as a choice
mircea_popescu: as i can see why people'd tend to represent it as no choice at all
mircea_popescu: whatever, trauma logic.
ascii_lander: what'd be the, alternatively, trauma-surgeon-logic ?
ascii_lander: as in, perspective of reasonable thought outside of the trauma
mircea_popescu: the alternative is nothing. murder's not something to be explained.
mircea_popescu: teh lion does not go into song after lightening the lioness' load.
ascii_lander: spartan speaks with sword (tm)
ascii_lander: (the thing where everything -has- to be explained/ratiocinated is a disease of modernity, aha)
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu curious, do you think abortion is murder ? if so, at what point ?
mircea_popescu: murder is a legal concept, i suppose i misspoke.
BingoBoingo: It depends on the mother, father, and the foetus
mircea_popescu: s/murder/*-cide/
pete_dushenski: that makes sense.
pete_dushenski: actually that clarifies things quite a bit.
mircea_popescu: During an appearance before the House Oversight Committee on April 14, Leonhart faced aggressive questioning over the punishment imposed on agents who were found to be engaging in “sex parties” in Colombia with prostitutes that were funded by drug cartels. Expressing displeasure that the agents were given suspensions of between two and 10 days and did not lose their positions or security clearance, Republican Rep.
mircea_popescu: Trey Gowdy of South Carolina asked, “What would it take to get fired at the DEA? The DEA agents I used to work with were worried about using their cars to pick up dry-cleaning.”
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_lander
ben_vulpes: buenos noches
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes tangoed his fill ?
mircea_popescu: the weirdest prt being that what, you actually have to organize columbian prostitutes to fuck gringos now ?
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: more than
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: of course they have to be organized, l0l. as you can see, even basic whore can see radiation damage from a cannon-shot's distance.
pete_dushenski: "Furthermore, she has retarded reactions to murder. Murder is a fact of life. It's what healthy, adult men do, exactly as much and exactly the same as having babies is what healthy, adult women do. Her reaction to murder is akin to current day bois' reaction to birth, you'd think the sky just fell over." << closest i came to digging up an 'explanation of murder' via http://trilema.com/2013/la-strada/
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ascii_lander searched for an iconic article re: how violent death is a necessary garbage collector for a healthy civilization, found it, realized that it's a nearly untranslatable ru piece
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mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski you seen that film ?
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu have not, i'm guessing that it's going on the list though!
mircea_popescu: it's pretty good.
ben_vulpes: <lobbes> re: coffee. Once you go black, you can't go back. Added benefit of $maxcaffeine per cup << you're missing so much context here i don't know that it's worth fixing
ben_vulpes: but let's try anyways: "pragmatic coffee nerd in buenos aires"
ben_vulpes: <mod6> oh wow. good for you. i never sleep on planes hardly. << oh man i'm going to sleep sooooo welllll
ben_vulpes: another night of tango at least
ascii_lander contemplates the tech level of the junk stores. grew up an orc, yes, but i never touched a fucking gramophone
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105853 << you know i always get wicked child no matter how old i am
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 17:14:27; pete_dushenski: and lemme guess, the oldest people in the room asked the four questions instead of the youngest
mircea_popescu: haha you buying one for your antique stores ?
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes lol atta boy.
ascii_lander: won't buy, no. but marvelled at it.
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105859 << imma troll the fam with this next year
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 17:16:05; pete_dushenski: "Susannah Heschel, a well-known Jewish feminist scholar, was introduced to an early feminist Haggadah that suggested adding a crust of bread on the seder plate, as a sign of solidarity with Jewish lesbians (which was intended to convey the idea that there’s as much room for a lesbian in Judaism as there is for a crust of bread on the seder plate)."
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo would appreciate the fella who was selling, among many other things of this flavour: the back half of a Luger.
ben_vulpes: perhaps i even stay for something past the ceremonial pre-sunset whiskeys next year too
ben_vulpes: WHO KNOWS
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: also had something recognizable as a schmeisser mag
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes then you come out of the closet ?
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105886 << for better or worse top posting is now required to interact with gmail users
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 18:53:58; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105803 << because they don't know how to use email. a) they top answer ; b) they add all that signature spam.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: in a country where apparently no one shoots recreationally, these were peculiar sights
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 19:07:48; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105868 << i think it's time the republic starts oppressing teh jews like any real country. how about, forcing them to add a slice of black forest cake to the seder.
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 19:26:27; *: lobbes now feels compelled to read flour labels before buying
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105923 << nono this is entirely bass ackwards. those children should be born as apparently defective as possible.
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 19:28:57; mircea_popescu: but for the record : the case for dosing women, especially the sort likely to have kids unexpectedly (young, addicted, poor) and the sort likely to be depleted (oyung, addicted, poor) is extremely compelling.
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mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes why ?
ben_vulpes: too many people already!
mircea_popescu: i don't think i ever met a girl i actually liked whose parents were not poor.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: this is how you get usa. just as crowded, but with cthonian horrors walking around, instead of pretty gurlz
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ben_vulpes: well a) your taste in girlie lineage isn't relevant to the discussion
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: substitute your own, see if answer differs
mircea_popescu: something like that.
ben_vulpes: you'll find plenty you like from poor parents who accidentally got all the nutrition they need
mircea_popescu: more trustworthy brothers to be had among the children of whores than among the children of whatever, "women in tech"
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: WHich half of it?
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: ?
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: you're plenty familiar with the quality of usa girls
ben_vulpes: is propping the market up really doing anyone any favors?
ben_vulpes: iodized salt?
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ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: the thing that blew me away (ben_vulpes saw, but putting it here for the permanent record) was the difference in faces.
mircea_popescu: there's not actually anything wrong with iodized salt.
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 00:35:49; *: BingoBoingo finally filed his annual IRS papers this week. Another 0 tax year.
ascii_lander: in usa perhaps 1 in 10 20-30y.o. females has the face of a human being, rather than a malignant motorized plastic doll
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Only filed because necessary to certify with USG 0 payments on stafford loan repayment plan. Can only tolerate so much phone spam
ascii_lander: here, perhaps 19/20
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander how does that work ?
ascii_lander: how it works? damned if i know
trinque: really depends on the city
ascii_lander: but this is my observation which i will sign under.
trinque: tons of beautiful women in austin, tx
ascii_lander: applies to everywhere i've set foot in.
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1105993 << all of my people know how to reach me
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 00:54:00; ascii_lander: betcha somebody got the traditional 'ransom scam' for instance.
ascii_lander: (east coast usa)
mircea_popescu: what's this "malignant motorized plastic doll" look ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: hard to describe if you don't already know
BingoBoingo: This year experimenting with expanding the side gig from lawn mowing to lawn mowing and de-orcing front gardens. liking results so far.
ascii_lander: need better artist than i
mircea_popescu: link some examples ?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: what they look like before a year of real food
ascii_lander: 'describe the face of an angry dog'
ben_vulpes: i don't have any, 'cuz port towns lend
trinque: ascii_lander: female fox news anchor?
ascii_lander: trinque: approximately. except that it's attenuated for the camera
ascii_lander: trinque: to get a picture of this face, you more or less have to be an unremarkable male civilian with a camera built into your nostril.
ascii_lander: if someone issues me a nostril cam, i promise to take this photo when i come home.
trinque: lol
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: My hypothesis is the particular type of birth control pill which is trendy now. Definitely an effect on skin though, more... textured latex look shits the girls between 17-20, rather sudden onset.
mircea_popescu: what do they use ?
trinque: surely BsAs chicks are on the pill in similar proportions
BingoBoingo: As always a mix of things, but progesterone-only mixes are very popular.
trinque: probably even have a fancy govt thing to get it from
BingoBoingo: trinque: There's so many varieties of chemical called progesterone.
mircea_popescu: trinque actually abortion is illegal in argentina.
trinque: mircea_popescu: hah! I wouldn't have guessed
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo afaik combos are still the bulk used everywhere.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: But progesterone only is "great for acne" hence exceedily popular in overweight America
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1106020 << let the permanent record show permanently that i got started "programming" with cnc strange and motoman ladder logic
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 01:01:26; ascii_lander: (cnc is a fairly legit variant of what we understand as 'programming')
mircea_popescu: it's not, is it ?
mircea_popescu: anyway, afaik a typical pill is 0.050mg desogestrel (DSG) + 0.035mg etinilestradiol(EE) / 0.100mg DSG + 0.030mg EE / 0.150mg DSG + 0.030mg EE / dextrose.
ascii_lander: incidentally, is there a canonical mircea_popescu article re: the pill psycho-reversal thing ?
ascii_lander: or was that an al schwartz piece
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Depends. When I was TA'ing pharm school there was noise that combo pills with estrogen included presented health risks in the form of exciting ER positive breast cancer and "blood clot promotion".
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander moar detail ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: the mega-boojum of the bc pill
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: recall the t-shirt study ?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo afaik never really substantiated.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Never really substantiated yes, but 'Murican courts have a "chilling effect" so... progesterone only promoted under guise of acne control.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: the one where women in differing parts of cycle were attracted to proximate histocompatibility-pattern males (prefers 'related' during pregnancy) and distant mhc. during ovulation (prefers 'unrelated' to avoid recessive zap)
mircea_popescu: except it's not really very good. but w/e.
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander i think there was one, lettuce see
BingoBoingo: Eh, that's what the "Hope Clinic" is for
BingoBoingo: ;;google hope clinic
gribble: Hope Clinic Home - Ypsilanti: <http://www.thehopeclinic.org/>; The Hope Clinics - Seattle: <http://www.thehopeclinics.com/>; HOPE Clinic - Houston: <http://hopechc.org/>
BingoBoingo: ;;google hope clinic granite city
gribble: The Hope Clinic for Women, Ltd.: <http://www.hopeclinic.com/>; Abortion Fees - The Hope Clinic for Women, Ltd.: <http://www.hopeclinic.com/abortion-gyn/abortion-services/abortion-fees>; Contact Us - The Hope Clinic for Women, Ltd.: <http://www.hopeclinic.com/contact-us>
ascii_lander: and so basic pattern is, people marry, and it's time for the offspring, woman goes off the pill, and - zap. no more attraction to the male
ascii_lander: because they met while the mhc toggle was flipped.
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_lander
BingoBoingo personally never understood why implanon et al were never more popular than they are
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ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: quoted item applies to -all- hormonal bc mechanisms
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander tbh, that's drastically overstated.
mircea_popescu: the reason zap no more attraction is that people by and large suck, and you don't want to be stuck with them.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: if it were brick-in-the-face obvious, folks might notice.
ascii_lander: just as if one cig gave you cancer next day
mircea_popescu: and it'd appear everywhere except for portland, the cultural notion ofwhat marriage is pretty much is constructed so it won't work.
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Sure, addressing other positives... easy for partner to verify by light touch of the arm... extended cycle...
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: verify?!
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Implanon and its ilk go into the subcutaneous fat. easily palpated
mircea_popescu: btw, i was watching some derps getting in ben_vulpes' way at a milonga today, and omfg are the gringos ridiculous. i dunno if anyone here knows how to tango, but the idea is you drive the woman.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: are we also to propose verifying woman not stabbing you while you sleep? and if so, how ?
mircea_popescu: this dude was holding on to her arm like he was going to drown i nthe floor
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: By waking with lack of new orfices
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: point was, at some point you trust the parachute
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: there is not a spare parachute for the spare parachute of the spare parachute.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: l0l
ascii_lander: and after mircea_popescu left, that dude drowned in the floor
ascii_lander: when the woman let go
mircea_popescu: what rly ?
ascii_lander: or perhaps he didn't. i didn't stick around long enough
ben_vulpes: and after ascii_lander left, ben_vulpes got intimidated off the floor
ascii_lander: can only suppose.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes the advanced class started ?
ascii_lander: i went back to $lander to drown in floor there.
ascii_lander: sorta half way in now.
ben_vulpes: 7pm "todos nieveles" is not 9pm "todos nieveles"
mircea_popescu: (ftr i was kind-of chuckling to myself the other day when you were derping about how you want to lead bla bla. you couldn't possibly have been that good, i thought.)
ben_vulpes: mwell imma take that as a compliement
ben_vulpes: compliment*
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> [00:40] (no one owns anything, not even own pathetic carcass) << http://opensourceecology.org/wiki/LifeTrac there is yet hope
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ben_vulpes: leading is maybe a thing one is tuned for but it is not a thing one "does" without lots of work
ben_vulpes: maybe next year i go to the 9pm todos nieveles session
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Spare parachutes are always good, but some times you have to plan to win the game of civil court
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: 'the only winning move is not to play' (™) ® 'war games'
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Well next month I'll have a better idea if I was made to win criminal law. Still kinda perturbed recon_eric didn't try harder...
ascii_lander wonders how ben_vulpes could have been intimidated by those folks he was wiping the floor with
BingoBoingo: !up recon_eric
recon_eric: Guess I'd have to care more to try harder =P
recon_eric: I hated bullshit tasks like that
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: mebbe i shoulda stuck around and been the derp in the room for the second session, but my sugar high from mister_p's icecreamstravaganza'd worn off at that point and all the phrienz had left
ben_vulpes: i'll probably do like 4 hours tomorrow night
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: are you still parked near there, with the suitcase nuke ?
BingoBoingo: recon_eric: I could have probably saved 10-50k easily from your scamming childhood friend, but then again I may have had to pay taxes...
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: roll in enough dough to take and run with
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: did not actually carry nuke around today, just matching desert eagles
ascii_lander: so ben_vulpes is probably within 20 metres, l0l
ben_vulpes: myeah
ben_vulpes: hoping for a reasonable bedtime for once
ascii_lander: l0l sleep
ascii_lander: who sleeps.
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Wouldn't it have been grand to have the chance. 10-50k would have been so much rocket fuel on a Bingo-Budget
williamdunne: !s cuckold
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recon_eric: Sorry BingoBoingo .... I hope he faces the consequences for his actions. He's still trying to scam more people =\ https://hashtalk.org/topic/36879/paybase-2/2
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ben_vulpes: !gettrust assbot williamdunne
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assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 09:41:05; cazalla: williamdunne, maybe they touched swords long ago and recon_eric hoped by eating garza's shit on top of it, he'd keep quiet about that time they, you know, did their thing
ascii_lander: re: cuckolds:
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 09:44:07; cazalla: recon_eric, pretty sure garza was banging amber as well tbh, what with the constant text messages and shit
ascii_lander wonders who will be the first fella to get a 'dear john' telegram while at a trilema meetup
ben_vulpes: hey kakobrekla talk to mike and get the appropriate links dialed into assbot pwetty pwease? eg http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/trust/?from=assbot&to=williamdunne
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BingoBoingo: recon_eric: Honestly holds as little interest of mine as a zoo animal. Josh is only interesting at the points where he almost touches real persons.
williamdunne: recon_eric: Thread might be worth reading that I linked
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: imho garza et al are about as interesting as, e.g., buruli ulcer.
ascii_lander: which is to say very, if you're afflicted
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander, mircea_popescu: you know, wot solves the buenos aires black market labor problem too
ben_vulpes: i am probably late to this party as well
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Chives that escape containement do not mortally endanger yards in my care, but they interest me.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: i think he was looking for (or at least didactically portraying) conveyor men, not programmers.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: as i understand there are no programmers here
ascii_lander: we will have to learn new profession.
BingoBoingo: Oh shit, and I was starting to python decent without dead trees next to computing monitor
ascii_lander: and l0l, i don't even remember how to program any more (at least in the traditional sense where someone gives you a spec & pays)
williamdunne: ascii_lander: Use Node and 7 frameworks, apparently
ascii_lander: williamdunne: this is only vaguely meaningful in my head.
BingoBoingo would like to see a WordPress 2.X replacement in SBCL
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: would you also like to see a vietnamese water buffalo replacement that runs on jp-A ?
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: actually... yeah
ascii_lander: not everything is a category that ought to be replaced and live
BingoBoingo: I would love a pack animal that runs on Jet-A
ben_vulpes: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/417155/wisconsins-shame-i-thought-it-was-home-invasion-david-french << induced a product idea: video camera that streams to bulletproof storage
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ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: robert heinlein thought of it 1st
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: hint hint - everyone who needs this - has.
ben_vulpes: no, fuck "needs".
ascii_lander: and if you have it, and it isn't obvious, then it doesn't work.
ascii_lander: like nuke deterrent.
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trinque: common lisp static site generator
ben_vulpes: the point is to make it so painfully impossible for this to happent to ordinary mortals that the bastards can't pull this kind of stunt anymore.
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ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: thing is, doesn't work unless you are holed up in fuhrerbunker 24/7
williamdunne: ben_vulpes: Alternatively people need to start shooting so that its too risky for them to continue running into houses
ascii_lander: if it becomes known that you've cemented a toiletcam into every brick in your house - you will be beaten and arrested/'shot on escape' elsewhere
ben_vulpes: williamdunne: kind of a nonstarter.
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: they go after der boxen.
ben_vulpes: house entry is a terror tactic, not actually performing research.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: if you have something of actual value on these - pull the pin.
ben_vulpes: how would they know though
ben_vulpes: they are the most derpy of derps.
ascii_lander: i mean, when the battering ram crashes through
ascii_lander: then - pull the pin, what else.
BingoBoingo would like girls with Yugo SKS, nato grenade combo
ben_vulpes: pulling the pin does nothing to humiliate everyone involved.
ben_vulpes: in painstaking detail.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Pin activates thermite, thermite brings liberty
ascii_lander: how does ending on on 'youtube' humiliate the thugs?
ascii_lander: they love exposure. can terrorize 1000 people instead of 1
ascii_lander: the only useful application would be to avoid 'nailgunning'
ben_vulpes: in courtroom.
ascii_lander: l0lr00m
ben_vulpes: also pill against nailgunning.
ben_vulpes: 'pill'
BingoBoingo: COurtroom is zoo pen at best, county far at worst
ascii_lander: at any rate, if anyone here does not have -some- variant of this in place, now would be the time to make arrangements.
ben_vulpes: and if the things are incredibly low cost and easily hidden, the unknowability of where its deployed makes people start to think multiple times.
ascii_lander: tip: avoid powering with obvious wires.
ben_vulpes: especially if their names end up rather publically attached to such actions.
ben_vulpes: "we know where you live" (tm)
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: does the name lon horiuchi ring a bell ?
ben_vulpes: <trinque> BingoBoingo: https://github.com/redline6561/coleslaw << heh neat
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BingoBoingo: bastard file + aluminum can = half of thermite, bastard file + rustocalypse + other half. Triggering is your problem
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: trinque Git, kinda a dealbreaker.
ascii_lander: i learned his name many years ago, shortly after the thing that made him famous. what of it. he wasn't, afaik, lynched
ascii_lander: and all legal avenues failed
ben_vulpes: there was no serenissima then
trinque: ben_vulpes: I've been writing quite a bit of it myself lately
ascii_lander: to no one's great surprise
trinque: CL that is
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: why u no git?
ben_vulpes: and trinque: why u CL?
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: git has an unacceptabru weakest link to constitute improvament
trinque: ben_vulpes: drives a little device I'm fielding to let the kitchens increase prep time on orders
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_lander
williamdunne: !up ascii_lander
trinque: has a dial and a shitty lcd screen
trinque: good for queso-covered fingers
ben_vulpes: trinque: ha! neat
ben_vulpes: trinque: you should bring the thinger down south
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: there was no serenissima then << even today, serenissima cannot exterminate so much as a case of mice. yet
ben_vulpes: i'd have us be prepared.
trinque: ben_vulpes: yeah I wouldn't mind
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: that did not parse.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: git's pinacle of security is https, WP killer demands moar
ben_vulpes: it's actually ssh.
BingoBoingo not most attentive to linus drools
ben_vulpes: k so research first then, derp about my toolset later
trinque: git's fine
BingoBoingo: <ascii_lander> ben_vulpes: there was no serenissima then << even today, serenissima cannot exterminate so much as a case of mice. yet << Serenisima protected a cat last week from larger predator...
trinque: the git command's pretty arcane, but the data model's relatively straightforward
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: and last year let a cat starve
trinque: just a derpy key value store where the keys are hashes
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: But as ascii_lander posed it, the victory is what was killed
ben_vulpes: there was no honor in the kittens demise.
BingoBoingo: Oh, kittens didn't die. A -redacted- met the spade
ben_vulpes: you recall the scottish kitten?
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: moiety?
ascii_lander: yes. that one.
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [01:19] ascii_lander meanwhile i'm like, "yeah totally, go read trilema tomorrow." << precisely my point
ascii_lander: RIP moiety
ben_vulpes: RIP moiety
BingoBoingo: RIP moiety
ascii_lander: i picked up and played with a small moiety earlier today, in the cemetary
ben_vulpes: i'll buy her a great big fuck off box in recolata after victory
ascii_lander: they have them running around, there are dishes with food.
ben_vulpes: redactoleta i mean
ascii_lander: the small moiety sqeaked, purred
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [01:21] in other news, http://33.media.tumblr.com/2e4abde700722943b58acc7eb4b2b8a9/tumblr_ncmjn3Ymmz1tmc6gao6_r1_400.gif << i think this is the first mircea_popescu link where the gurl's apparently winning to untrained eyes
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes no, it does not, because the locals are either mentally retarded or mentally ill.
mircea_popescu: before you can have good tools, you need the orcs developed enough to use them.
mircea_popescu: imagine arming the mongol horde with ak-47s only to discover they use it as a club.
ben_vulpes: i suppose implicit is the importing of staff
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: mosin was a club quite often.
ben_vulpes: (st4ph)
mircea_popescu: yeah but mosin sucked.
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> [01:31] just like the 'best car' << "cultures that do not cherish the young mother perish", and we want this for la serenissima?
mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> not everything is a category that ought to be replaced and live << very much this.
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BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: But the cat was saved because shelter it takes on day one of 10 day rotation was occupied on day 9 by a [canine/avian/reptilian] and trespasser was dispatched.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: only pointing out that i, for example, would rather eat nagant than raise offspring
mircea_popescu: there's really no further point for most of ba's population. alf likes the women, some light industry (cooks, etc) are salavageable,
mircea_popescu: but by and large these derps are about as needed as any black african from africa.
mircea_popescu: the sooner they go the way of malaria, the better.
ben_vulpes: kind of my point
ascii_lander: come now, who is to be the worker bee in the hive ?
mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> like nuke deterrent. << no, he has a point. the footage is valuable.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> the sooner they go the way of malaria, the better. << falcipram?
ascii_lander really does like them
ben_vulpes: so go out and talk to them!
mircea_popescu: but by and large im with williamdunne on this : if what it takes to force the usg into abject surrender is turning suburbia into iraq, fucking turn suburbia into iraq.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: too high tech for my illiterate mind
ben_vulpes: fistful of tacks, i know
ben_vulpes: all tech though is learnable
ben_vulpes: you're just lazy and i think possibly scared
mircea_popescu: that simple policy : no groups allowed on this property. enforced with guns.
mircea_popescu: let them try and get around it. as the costs baloon they will give up.
williamdunne: mircea_popescu: The men bursting through doors are men like any other, if they think they will be met with a chestful of lead they are going to want a little more compensation for doing their job..
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: i understand, the actual nuke-carriers chased me off the floor tonight.
ben_vulpes: but someday(!) i'll have their ears 'pon me necklace
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: 'lazy' is not quite the word. imagine you grew up without ever interacting with cars in any way other than jumping out from under the wheels of a speeding semi every other day.
BingoBoingo: Who wouldn't want to give process servers a bit of disincentive, right recon_eric ?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes there's a subtle difference re "young mothers". serenissima is an elective thing. you don't get born into it, quite specifically.
ben_vulpes: no clearly, but the young can be set upon the road much more early can they not?
ascii_lander: williamdunne: … if they think they will be met with a chestful of lead they are going to want a little more compensation for doing their job.. << this is part of the process of how we got the 'no-knock warrant.' the next step is, of course, the 'shoot-first' warrant.
ascii_lander: we will get there.
BingoBoingo: <ben_vulpes> all tech though is learnable << Not to all people. The engineering students who failed at video conferencing as the other part of my pharmacy school TA pairing.
BingoBoingo: Maybe the beatings were too few?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes i have no idea. maybe. you think ?
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: 'twas directed at ascii_lander
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i do intend to run the assperiment
ascii_lander: assperiment ?
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: But applies everywhere
mircea_popescu: how does it go ? "honey, you're sixteen now, time to go be a whore in hong kong" ?
ben_vulpes: i suspect the odds are something abhorrent like 1/10 in each event
williamdunne: ascii_lander: There cannot be infinite escalation, and I would bet on the police being on the losing end. Shoot first warrants would end up with the neighbours making potshots at the police
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander nothing wrong with the "no knock" warrant. the point of escalation is escalation.
mircea_popescu: fucking shoot them.
ascii_lander: williamdunne: pot shots at the police are not compatible with glass-house civilization.
mircea_popescu: obviously.
ben_vulpes: if whoring is what she's bound to do she'll go into it well knowledgeable of the various optimizations to be made
ascii_lander: folks who need daily deliveries of $everything - won't be shooting at anyone.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes how is this bound thing go ?
ben_vulpes: peonage?
ben_vulpes: you tell me, you actually do the binding
mircea_popescu: use numerous words rather than have me guess. uh...
mircea_popescu: wait, so basically your plan is "whatever, i'll feed her, maybe she meets some guy that trains her" ?
ben_vulpes: why though is going off to whore necessary?
mircea_popescu: for teh experience, i imagined.
BingoBoingo offers that coyote hindquarters grill out to between 2-3 times the size of roid'd up 'Murican chikken thighs
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: the essential thing to realize is that mircea_popescu-ine methods only work with mircea_popescu-ine tech leve
ascii_lander: and that attempting them elsewhere may disappoint, like trying to create doped diamond semiconductor in edison's lab
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mircea_popescu: i certainly do not propose i am in possession of answers to the world's problems.
mircea_popescu: HOWEVER! I do have some pretty good questions.
ben_vulpes: one does not train daughters in the way one trains wives and girlfriends.
mircea_popescu: so then what's an assperiment ?
ben_vulpes: while there are parallels, they as all must pick their masters.
ben_vulpes: a derpy pun!
ben_vulpes: #bitcoin-assets
mircea_popescu: anyway, the "i'll feed her and we'll see" plan is not really all that bad.
BingoBoingo: How much malbec is ben_vulpes's score tonight?
ascii_lander knows of no other algos that make any sense for this
ben_vulpes shrugs
ben_vulpes: worked for me
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: do you want to count the whole day's titration?
ascii_lander actually had nothing alcoholic today
ben_vulpes: anyways, at no point did my BAC approach anything interesting.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes anyway, the problem of women, by and large, is that they're naturally afraid and most environments encourage this and bring them up cowardly.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Total + hours is how I usually self-assess
ascii_lander was keeping brain working in reserve for… something.
mircea_popescu: a whore's just that : a symbol for "fearless woman".
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: shouldn't it be total/hours?
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Nah, + because alliteration with party
ben_vulpes: #bitcoin-parenting
mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> they love exposure. can terrorize 1000 people instead of 1 << this is false, ftr.
BingoBoingo: The / is a differnet metric ben_vulpes
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: how's that
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: "fearless" is what i seek to instill.
BingoBoingo: The / is how drunk you are, The + is cumulative party value
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [01:49] !up SquirtPrincess << she's probably going to get more out of this than that indianchocolate
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: aha
ascii_lander realizes that he still has a full bag of hundies
ben_vulpes: well call it 1.25 liters and 8 hours
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander do you suppose the german concentration camps "terrorized" anyone ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: nope because wasn't build for it
BingoBoingo: Now there are derived metrics ben_vulpes that can be used to score time, value, and Xtreme of party ben_vulpes
ascii_lander: it wasn't a public impalement in the proper eurasian tradition
ascii_lander: *built
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander but they were put on the youtube of that time
ascii_lander: umm wat no.
mircea_popescu: who in the reich went "great, now terrorizes 1000 instead of 1"
ascii_lander: no they weren't
mircea_popescu: how do you then know of them ?
ascii_lander: come on, 'nacht und nebel' etc
mircea_popescu: no, after.
ascii_lander: we know from the post-war derpage
mircea_popescu: exactly.
mircea_popescu: this is what this is : the usg has been defeated.
mircea_popescu: now we are doing the post-war derpage.
ascii_lander: for a dead horse, it still gallops rather well.
mircea_popescu: the reich did too.
ascii_lander: or is the algo 1) get killed messily by usg 2) while camera rolls 3) ??? 4) profit
ascii_lander: i think i can probably manage 1 and 2
mircea_popescu: actually, if it hadn't had all its industry destroyed and a desperate want of money, it'd have continued practically unabated.
ascii_lander: but someone else will need to do 3 and 4
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mircea_popescu: the usg has similarly had all its industry destroyed and is entirely out of money.
ascii_lander: it isn't out of slaves yet
mircea_popescu: neither was the reich, in 1949
mircea_popescu: heck, the even built a wall!
ascii_lander: the one genuinely convertible wealth
ascii_lander: that wall would still be standing if there weren't a 'pepsi' competing reich to poke at it
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> this is what this is : the usg has been defeated. << Last I checked Will Smith was still president
mircea_popescu: but as to the subject of "slaves" : turns out the dea agents exist to go to parties in columbia and steal the stashes of bitcoin the usms was "auctioning"
mircea_popescu: ya know ? doesn't sound like much slaves to me.
mircea_popescu: more like odoacer slavery.
ascii_lander: the folks with the keys are the actual rulers, 'news at eleven'
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> i think i can probably manage 1 and 2 << this though is the point
ben_vulpes: if one and two are to happen to one, at least ensure three and four
ascii_lander: 3 is ??? though.
mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> ben_vulpes: there was no serenissima then << even today, serenissima cannot exterminate so much as a case of mice. yet << yeah, tell that to poor derpopo.
ben_vulpes: three only included for symmetry
BingoBoingo: !up recon_eric What's your liquid like? Homeowner? I'm kinda a savant when it comes to pointing at mexicans.
BingoBoingo: !up OldBenjamin
mircea_popescu: <ben_vulpes> BingoBoingo: and last year let a cat starve << that cat wouldn't eat.
ben_vulpes: wait i thought she was on payroll
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Coyote also doesn't taste bad
ben_vulpes: may i inquire as to the terms of that contract?
ben_vulpes: !up ascii_lander
ascii_lander: danke ben_vulpes
ben_vulpes: bitte ascii_lander
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: She was on payroll and left reservation to maintain lifesupport on ventures that ought to dry
ascii_lander: wouldn't eat?
ben_vulpes: (ascii_lander: is that an actual tab?!)
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: stray tab
mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> ben_vulpes: only pointing out that i, for example, would rather eat nagant than raise offspring << suppose pet lets you in on her secret : she's pregnant. what now ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: suppose lets in on secret that she was usg mole all along also.
ascii_lander: suppose xxxxx.
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ascii_lander: 'and what if the truck had been carrying ammo?' (™) ® © my father
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes she got a small advance to do some bits of work, turned out she needed more to live off, but it wasn't really enough, she decided that the process which found her the place to stay in the first place couldn't possibly work to keep her in it, and wandered off to meatspace.
mircea_popescu: whatever, people get to live their own lives.
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander so you won't entertain this theoretical ?
ascii_lander: i will entertain anything
mircea_popescu: ok, so what if ?
ascii_lander: but this is in the realm of 'wat if your mother were aggripina and plotting against you'
mircea_popescu: women can get pregnant, no ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: aha but we don't live in ar.
mircea_popescu: how do you mean ?
ascii_lander: we live where folks abort every morning before breakfast six times.
mircea_popescu: so if woman were pregnant you'd want her to abort, because lyf sucks ?
ascii_lander is as certain that woman is in full agreement re: this issue as that she isn't a usg succubus
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell josh_garza There should be enough information in the past 24 hours in the logs to determine which person with my slave name I am, please pursue legal action over http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/08/29/what-the-fuck-is-a-hashlet/ please unbored me with civil suit. Would love the chance to become a priority creditor with claims upon your whatever.
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gribble: The operation succeeded.
ascii_lander: which is to say, if wrong about this, it makes sense to eat nagant
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander and so if she didn't want to you'd break up ?
mircea_popescu: and if you did break up, and she had no money,
mircea_popescu: you'd let her starve ?
ascii_lander: (does nagant count as breaking up?)
trinque: lol
mircea_popescu: seems a bit much.
trinque: feeding a kid and handing him books doesn't seem so bad
BingoBoingo: ^methotrexate oatmeal
ascii_lander: trinque: i need a usa kid slightly less than i need an extra hole in skull
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mircea_popescu: what if she wanted to move to odessa to have it ?
ascii_lander: circa 1980 ?
mircea_popescu: well then i guess tashkent
mircea_popescu: should be just about 1980 there.
ascii_lander: l0lno.
ascii_lander: it's somewhere south of 1989 here
mircea_popescu: ok, so she wanted to move to santa fe
ascii_lander: waiwat
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 80930 @ 0.00033494 = 27.1067 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: Santa Fe de la Vera Cruz, it's a city.
ascii_lander: we are nearing exhaustion of supply of unobtainium here
ascii_lander: for this gedankenexperiment
ascii_lander: at some point it has to touch earth
ascii_lander: or crashes
trinque: ascii_lander | trinque: i need a usa kid slightly less than i need an extra hole in skull << up to you if that's what he becomes
mircea_popescu: so a woman that gets pregnant and wants to move to argentina to raise her kid could not exist ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: high-tech yes!
mircea_popescu: (i think alf may recognize that window gauze)
ascii_lander: wai wut
mircea_popescu: very 1980s eastern yurp a thing
mircea_popescu: you didn't have it ?
ascii_lander: ah in that sense yes
mircea_popescu: yes in that sense lol.
ascii_lander: it didn't even strike me as remarkable
ascii_lander: i actually have it in my sorry hovel in usa
mircea_popescu: i never saw it anywhere else.
ascii_lander: recreated from ancestral instinct lol
ascii_lander assumed that mircea_popescu recognized it from my cam feedz or the like
mircea_popescu: "In cooperation with CoinStand, I will be launching a new version of Paybase. For now I call it Paybase2.
mircea_popescu: We are not ready to talk about what it will do yet. I will only say that when we launched Paybase we did it backwards. We build the software but did not have the financial relationships in place to support our goals (finished and tested deals with card networks, FIAT to crypto licenses, banks fully committed to supporting us, etc)."
mircea_popescu: ahaha fucktard.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: to round off the offspring thread: remember the case of the sea anemone ?
mircea_popescu: wasn't he derping about how the coin can't go under, financial relationships, etc ?
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander mno ?
ascii_lander: 'The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn't need its brain anymore, so it eats it! It's rather like getting tenure.'
ascii_lander: or mircea_popescu's essay about his father
ascii_lander: so this.
ascii_lander will die with his brain still in
mircea_popescu: you know, it's not written in the fucking repository of thermodynamic laws you have to raise your children like the retarded americans.
mircea_popescu: how about, the women raise them, in the gyneceum, and you just sit ?
BingoBoingo will only go so far as to say I will probably die
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: gyneceum - aha would sign up for that.
ascii_lander: right now.
ascii_lander: where's the fucking dotted line to sign, l0l
ascii_lander: but that isn't on the dial, aha
mircea_popescu: i dunno, just looking around.
ascii_lander: on the dial - derpistan.
ascii_lander: 'greatest country in the wurld
mircea_popescu: why not, your gf's jealous ?
ascii_lander: ' (TM)
mircea_popescu: !up jayk
ascii_lander: ah no. just that yours truly is a bound peon of derpistan
mircea_popescu: im pretty sure you can have people living together in the us
ascii_lander: 'filtration system a marvel to behold! it removes eighty percent of huuuuman sooolid waaaaste..!'
mircea_popescu: maybe not in wisconsin, but generally.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: recall the 'fool's gasout' thread ?
mircea_popescu: 800 lines in 3 hours, myeah ok, clearly y'all are a buncha addicts.
ascii_lander: to entirely insulate from derpization, need lethal enforcement of separation from derpistani rules
ascii_lander: as in, full martian dome
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander is probably regretting seriously his not expatirating his keys with self.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: actually i did
mircea_popescu: is the contention here that you'd get fired it word got out that you and three women are raising two children or something ?
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: fat lotta good
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: And why aren't you pricing empenada carts yet?
ascii_lander: !s free range children
assbot: 0 results for 'free range children' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=free+range+children
ascii_lander: !s freerange
assbot: 1 results for 'freerange' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=freerange
ascii_lander: damnit we had this thread
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander but if the women raise them what do you care ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: if they get usderpized what do i need them for again ?
mircea_popescu: interesting.
ascii_lander: i would like the ability to shoot them, for example, at any age
mircea_popescu: what if it comes with their ability to shoot you ?
ascii_lander: if they are a waste of oxygen
ascii_lander: ability to shoot me is a given already
ascii_lander: happens often enough as it is where i live
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