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BingoBoingo: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2s2yp1/is_bitpay_spending_too_much_9_employees_were_laid/cnm7rwk
assbot: um_ya comments on Is Bitpay spending too much? 9 employees were laid off last week. ... ( http://bit.ly/1B8frJJ )
cazalla: that is funny considering the timing of the article on trilema other day lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 77450 @ 0.00051754 = 40.0835 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: It really is
danielpbarron: lol ya, my redditvote made the qntra comment go to the top
BingoBoingo: lol
danielpbarron: weew i made hope and change happen
BingoBoingo: I still doesn't look like one of the many crap spewing anuses pretending to news because of forgoing bootstrap is not a design virtue.
asciilifeform failed to parse this sentence ^
BingoBoingo: Coindesk for axample is an anus. It looks like it uses Bootstrap (mobile first design turd). I dunno how visual difference between Qntra and an anus is not a net positive.
asciilifeform: http://nms.csail.mit.edu/spinal
assbot: Spinal Codes ... ( http://bit.ly/1B8lz4w )
asciilifeform annoyed, ^ remarkably similar to an idea he had been chewing on
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform why's that annoying you ?
undata: qntra could have a media query to change the width on mobile.. just sayin
undata: I use an rss reader so it doesn't affect me either way
mircea_popescu: don't smartphones autoadjust ?
undata: mircea_popescu: yes, but as qntra has what appears to be a fixed pixel width it ends up with rather small fonts on mine
cazalla: mircea_popescu, Qntra is not perfect, at least not on an iphone but it's readable
mircea_popescu: cazalla prolly should get rid of absolute px specification in favour of %s
undata: I am otherwise totally unoffended by the minimalism
undata: mircea_popescu: yes
mircea_popescu: pretty much all browsers/platforms handle that well
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2709 @ 0.00085 = 2.3027 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: cazalla dude did you people get more reddit comments/votes today than sharesd ?
mircea_popescu: maybe qntra should pay dividends in social media crap.
thestringpuller: can i use karma to buy MPOE?
cazalla: yeah, lots of comments and feedback and bad advices
thestringpuller: at least gavin's enemies came out of the woodwork...
mircea_popescu: any substance to this "Tony "I Like Underage Girls" Gallippi" angle something awful's pushing ?
thestringpuller: yea
thestringpuller: cazalla has da full scoop on that
thestringpuller: it's old news tho I thought
cazalla: he was just the cameraman, what's the problem?!?!
thestringpuller: "cameraman" lol
mircea_popescu: fill me in ?
cazalla: actually, i don't know the full story, i think thestringpuller has that
thestringpuller: man this was months ago
thestringpuller: we were researching and found a few articles saying he was setting up underage girl shoots
thestringpuller: was technically legal, but sketchy as hell
thestringpuller: lemme see if I can do some digging
cazalla: mircea_popescu, he's allege to have run a glamourshots business but claimed he was only the cameraman, i dunno the facts tbh
mircea_popescu: i thought it was that other derp that got put away for something pedo related
mircea_popescu: some expert i wrote about at some point
thestringpuller: http://valleywag.gawker.com/the-bitcoin-broker-and-the-13-year-old-girl-in-the-biki-1563202590 << there we go
mircea_popescu: how is bitpay being run by a fucking cameraman
cazalla: how is it not?
mircea_popescu: heh i guess that's a point
mircea_popescu: soopermodels.com lol ok, i recall this now.
undata: dude can't even opsec his pedo-ing and he wants my coin
mircea_popescu: of course, all this wasn't exactly exceptional in 2002 or w/e.
asciilifeform: why's that annoying you << i have a heuristic for picking lines of inquiry that's heavily weighted against what i know other folks to be doing
asciilifeform: it makes life more interesting.
thestringpuller: ^- so do vidya games
mircea_popescu: "Lets not forget the real paid shills on /r/bitcoin as well. The fuckwits who were paid to spread the usage of 'bit' as a unit. I wonder how much BitPay spent on that one." << that's a kinda funny one. yet another place where derps diverge from mp, derps fail & get burned, derps dun learn.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yeah but i mean... so it's great, less shit to worry about, someone else;s doing it.
mircea_popescu: i guess im just lazy.
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: it's interesting to see some of the derps waking up and exiting the cave.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu presumably does not say 'glad somebody else is doing this!' when sees gurl being ravished from long way away
mircea_popescu: "How much did the Bitcoin Bowl cost? Was it really worth sacrificing nine of your best and brightest?" << heh. once you put it like that, it burns.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform if she likes it ? why not ?
mircea_popescu: i can't fuck em all god help me.
undata: !b3
asciilifeform: 'why not' isn't quite the same as 'glad i don't have to!'
undata: bah I lose
mircea_popescu: ok, you got me there, but still.
BingoBoingo: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--UsR7uNrs--/lj39ksnah0qe4csxhsri.gif
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1B8qYsm )
mircea_popescu: in unrelated news, im kinda blown away that the point that an eulogy's job is to illustrate how great the deceased was and how worthless the world by comparison is somehow controversial.
mircea_popescu: is this because reddit is too young to have given much thought to funerals etc ?
BingoBoingo: Prolly
mircea_popescu: but i mean... they're in literature too.
mircea_popescu: well, i guess not in o'reilly stuff. hm.
mircea_popescu: "an eulogy guide for dummies" ?
asciilifeform: do plebe funerals still have eulogies?
asciilifeform: or just an excavator, cement mixer, and some beer ?
BingoBoingo: "professional mourner"
BingoBoingo: Except promoted to Eulogies
asciilifeform: those date to at least babylon
BingoBoingo: Instead of merely sobbing
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i've been to plenty of great ones.
mircea_popescu: tbh pleb funerals prolly beat fancypants funerals. tho maybe that doesn't hold in fake-usia
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asciilifeform: was specifically thinking of usa (where the reddit folks likely live)
mircea_popescu: never been to a funeral us side.
asciilifeform lives in usa for ~22 yrs but in a kind of cultural bubble, and not entirely certain how much of what he thinks of as civilization, remains intact there
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: blown away that the point that an eulogy's job is to illustrate how great the deceased was and how worthless the world by comparison is somehow controversial << their problem is with the second half of the sentence. which is, of course, entirely like disdaining one side of the battery
asciilifeform: 'we don't need no minus terminal'
mircea_popescu: i guess i'm thinking more of stuff like http://jurnalul.ro/special-jurnalul/o-iubire-asa-de-mare-ucide-72900.html
assbot: "O iubire asa de mare ucide" ... ( http://bit.ly/1B8sQ4x )
mircea_popescu: (ballerina kills herself after her novelist husband dies)
mircea_popescu: the guy was pretty good, too, stefan augustin doinas.
mircea_popescu: http://www.romanianvoice.com/poezii/poezii/mistretul.php << "silver toothed boar"
assbot: Poezii Romanesti ... ( http://bit.ly/1B8t9MJ )
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asciilifeform: s/tooth/tusk ?
asciilifeform: tusk/tooth
mircea_popescu: yeah
mircea_popescu: shit, i'm translating this, it's just too good.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17041 @ 0.0005282 = 9.0011 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: otherwise, https://www.google.com.ar/search?q=site:trilema.com+colti+argint&complete=0
assbot: site:trilema.com colti argint - Buscar con Google ... ( http://bit.ly/1B8ubIu )
mircea_popescu: turns out it's a big deal.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36900 @ 0.00050618 = 18.678 BTC [-]
scoopbot: New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2015/01/use-riseup-net-and-read-books-thats-a-paddlin/
BingoBoingo: !up asciilifeform Your connection seems iffy today. Is there a van waiting to take you on vacation?
ben_vulpes: hola
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell hanbot ty, much appreciated
gribble: The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: !up asciilifeform Your connection seems iffy today. Is there a van waiting to take you on vacation?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: dying hardware
BingoBoingo: Ah
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: don't get abducted. you say such amusing things. (No you don't amuse me like a clown. I do not view you as Joe Pesci)
BingoBoingo: Joe Pesci was not always a clown.
thestringpuller: not until home alone I suppose
asciilifeform ordered replacements but vendor does not offer 'teleporter' as shipment option unfortunately
ben_vulpes: <kakobrekla> [] how do other envision the future when reward goes towards 0. either a btc is worth half a planet or the fees amount per block go up a few orders of magnitude or network is dead << little bit of columns a and b
thestringpuller: you mean we'll be able to buy planets in the future?
thestringpuller: fuck buying an island.
ben_vulpes: hold on to your butt(coin)s!
thestringpuller: nighty night keep your butthole tight!
ben_vulpes: <benjamindees> [] Just consider that, when Satoshi said "gain a new territory of freedom for several years," he had a reason. Bitcoin is not the end-all-be-all of systems. Mining may not be a long-term solution. But inflation is non-negotiable, regardless. << who are you again?
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BingoBoingo: !up Alina-malina
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform http://trilema.com/2015/the-silver-tusked-boar/
assbot: The silver tusked boar pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1soGMp9 )
scoopbot: New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/the-silver-tusked-boar/
undata: mircea_popescu: beautiful imagery in english; I'm sure the sound of it matches in romanian
mircea_popescu: i butchered it as far as everything but the imagery is concerned.
mircea_popescu: in romanian it's actually oyu know, like a poem, with rhyme and errything
undata: ha figured so
BingoBoingo: Usually how translation works
mircea_popescu: kinda, yeah. fucking impossible to make poetrywork in nonflexional languages.
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BingoBoingo: Among other things English can be condemned for English is incapable of Opera
mircea_popescu: but great for theatre
mircea_popescu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYgCjGYDoV8 << sound, actually.
assbot: Stefan Augustin Doinas - Mistretul cu colti de argint - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/14nJvUh )
BingoBoingo: Funny how that works.
BingoBoingo: How language shapes the form the work is best presented in
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1570 @ 0.00085 = 1.3345 BTC [+]
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9634 @ 0.00049923 = 4.8096 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: $vwap F.DERP
empyex: mircea_popescu: F.DERP 1 day: average: 0.000033 high: 0.000033 low: 0.000033 volume: 1000 btc: 0.033 7 day: average: 0.000033 high: 0.000033 low: 0.000033 volume: 1000 btc: 0.033 30 day: average: 0.000033 high: 0.000033 low: 0.000033 volume: 1000 btc: 0.033
mircea_popescu: ;)
BingoBoingo: Oh, listed at last
mircea_popescu: it'll be the lulz of all time if d.bpay is the first derp to bite it.
mircea_popescu: "And now in practical terms : there once existed this thing called NeoBee. It pretended to be a Bitcoin business, but inasmuch as its purported CEO was not in #bitcoin-assets, it never stood a chance. This is a point oft neglected, but by far the best predictor of success or failure in the Bitcoin space : that channel is where the industry meets. If a purported business is not well represented in there, it is not well
mircea_popescu: represented in the future, either."
mircea_popescu: can bitpay survive its own absence here ?
mircea_popescu: time will tell!
davout: guten morgen
davout: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-01-2015#974054 <<< no qntra should simply do away with css when displayed on mobile
assbot: Logged on 12-01-2015 05:34:53; undata: qntra could have a media query to change the width on mobile.. just sayin
mircea_popescu: can't mobile drop css itself ?
fluffypony: you can just do it as a CSS media query
fluffypony: @media screen and (max-width: 640px) { /* all the qntra CSS goes here */ }
fluffypony: done
davout: yeah well, maybe
davout: my point is that i'm interested in the content, so as long as html is used sanely it should display in a meaningful way
davout: "can't mobile drop css itself ?" <<< yeah, that would solve it, but afaik there's no such feature :/
mircea_popescu: ...
davout: on mobile i mean gosh
mircea_popescu: isn't that idiotic ?
davout: what? that there is no such feature on my mobile?
davout: the 'disable styles' thing is pretty useful even on desktops
davout: "too much bells and whistles? content unreadable? overlay?" fuck you
mircea_popescu: i just don' tsee how i'd use a browser w/o that
fluffypony: Mobile Safari has Reader mode for many pages, which is exactly that
BingoBoingo: Also... Qntra still for the forseeable future does full text in its RSS feed.
davout: fluffypony: aah, didn't think of that, reader mode is even somewhat smarter because it'll also detect the actual content and do away with the rest
davout: fluffypony: tyvm!
fluffypony: yep
fluffypony: uploading some screenies now
fluffypony: http://imgur.com/CbMsnge,pFZxM4b,4s9OZPh
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer ... ( http://bit.ly/1DOMoKL )
fluffypony: that's what Qntra looks like in Reader mode
undata: davout: minimal is fine but I otherwise disagree; that one can go mad with CSS doesn't necessitate doing so
undata: but yeah as mentioned above I use Press on android so I don't see the styles
mircea_popescu: seems great to me
davout: or as saint steve jobs would put it "gorgeous"
cazalla: you make some good points mircea_popescu but the name calling.. http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2s43j6/hard_fork_block_size_politics_do_we_want/
assbot: Hard fork block size politics: do we want decentralized digital gold, or just another Visa? : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1DON8PY )
mircea_popescu: let then better men make the same better points without the name calling,
mircea_popescu: and be heard because i was there to make the points, and the name calling.
davout: what's with all the 'mp owns the bitcoin wiki'?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3565 @ 0.00050288 = 1.7928 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: i own everything.
BingoBoingo: I wonder if there is an MP is Thermos conspiracy brewing https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2s3ij2/investigation_about_theymos/
assbot: Investigation about theymos : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1yYwbUh )
mircea_popescu: "It seems to me the bitcoin exchanges and companies like Bitpay will have a large say in how this goes forward. "
mircea_popescu: derp. it seems to me "exchanges" rarely survive a straight year.
mircea_popescu: " I think Theymos has done an awesome service for the community in turning the forum into something of an institution rather than not just pocking hte funds."
mircea_popescu: ahahaha oh the epic of reddit.
punkman: "So I make over a million dollars, use this on things which are clearly intended to benefit the forum and the Bitcoin community instead of myself (even if you think the money could be better used elsewhere), and I get constantly attacked for it..."
cazalla: if only they stumbled across one of the first trilema's i came across.. boy and the tree which turns into a stump for the old man to sit on at the end
punkman: hah http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2mei83/for_the_amount_of_money_that_theymos_is_paying/
assbot: For the amount of money that Theymos is paying for new forum software, we could run a bitcoin commercial during the Super Bowl. : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1yYx27h )
punkman: "For the amount of money that Theymos is paying these four twenty-somethings to make forum software, he could employ Gavin Andresen full-time, six times over!"
punkman: six Gavins!
davout: cazalla: i liked this one
davout: if i was in a playful mood i'd hop over there and troll them with the payments i received for being a mod there
mircea_popescu: was this the phantom one man "corporation" he funneled the donations through ?
davout: what one man corp?
mircea_popescu: some SV thing he "hired" to redesign the forum
davout: ah yeah, i recall hearing of that, don't know much about it tho
mircea_popescu: it's somewhere on trilema too lazy to dig up.
davout: fuck, i used to think retardation was somewhat limited to the bitcoin sub reddit, looks like i was dead wrong http://i.imgur.com/tIfVOzL.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1yYzwme )
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BingoBoingo: http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/books/2015/01/minae_mizumura_s_the_fall_of_language_in_the_age_of_english_reviewed.html
assbot: Minae Mizumura’s The Fall of Language in the Age of English, reviewed. ... ( http://bit.ly/1DOQimF )
punkman: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=881970.msg10086191#msg10086191
assbot: New forum? ... ( http://bit.ly/1DOQhzi )
punkman: http://i.imgur.com/50ls5oG.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1yYCjvN )
davout: BingoBoingo: nice read
davout: it occurs to me that there's a rather trivial way to split gavincoins from bitcoins other than randomly attempting a double-spend, simply include some coinbase-tainted coins in your tx after the fork has occurred
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BingoBoingo: http://www.epa.gov/region09/superfund/navajo-nation/index.html
assbot: Addressing Uranium Contamination on the Navajo Nation | Superfund | Pacific Southwest | US EPA ... ( http://bit.ly/1yajkv9 )
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17893 @ 0.00054412 = 9.7359 BTC [+]
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fluffypony: http://www.coindesk.com/5-cryptocurrency-caricatures-youll-meet-rbitcoin/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CoinDesk+%28CoinDesk+-+The+Voice+of+Digital+Currency%29
assbot: 5 Cryptocurrency Caricatures You'll Meet on r/Bitcoin - CoinDesk ... ( http://bit.ly/17A752h )
adlai: why so tracky?
fluffypony: adlai: pasted from NewsBlur, forgot to snip the URL
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55514 @ 0.00054843 = 30.4455 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 4946 @ 0.00084899 = 4.1991 BTC [-] {3}
fluffypony: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/01/12/one_direction_attack_open_source_conference/
assbot: Boybanders ONE DIRECTION launch DoS attack on open-source bods • The Register ... ( http://bit.ly/1A7UsT1 )
fluffypony: lol
mircea_popescu: fluffypony is that the derp that was hanging out here, aiming for publicity ?
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: which one?
mircea_popescu: davout: it occurs to me that there's a rather trivial way to split gavincoins from bitcoins other than randomly attempting a double-spend, simply include some coinbase-tainted coins in your tx after the fork has occurred << this is true but it only works after you got some split.
mircea_popescu: fluffypony the ddos guy
fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: I have nfi
mircea_popescu: "o noes, bitcoin-assets didn't care, let's see if there's barely stable aspie boys somewhere else"
mircea_popescu: http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/arts/books/2015/01/SBR/ILLOS/141216_BOOKS_Minae-illo.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg << haven't read the article but that image is especially imbecillic.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1A7XtTb )
mircea_popescu: i guess the url makes my poitn for me.
mircea_popescu: cazalla https://www.quantcast.com/qntra.net << heh o noes. fire all the women!
assbot: Qntra.net Traffic and Demographic Statistics by Quantcast ... ( http://bit.ly/1G33Fky )
thestringpuller: cazalla https://www.quantcast.com/qntra.net << congratulations qntra. 10k global page views in 1 mo. Baby, we major.
mircea_popescu: http://www.reddit.com/user/mitchwells << this guy's pretty lulzy. a lot of work so obviously tons of forced stuff, but anyway.
assbot: overview for mitchwells ... ( http://bit.ly/1A7Zwql )
mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/HvfIFjs.png this sorta lulz.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1A7ZZJd )
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: can bitpay survive its own absence here ? << they'll eventually send an official emmissary.
mircea_popescu: heh.
thestringpuller: i think the layoffs article has started a witch hunt tho, which is never really healthy.
mircea_popescu: it is also why you never rely on the horde for stuff.
mircea_popescu: "Bitcoin Needs a Viral Positive "Pay-it-forward" Campaign"
mircea_popescu: you know, doge dieing sucks because all these fucktards are now misrepresenting themsleves as involved with bitcoin
mircea_popescu: can't someone make a cute cat coin or something ?
thestringpuller: We want both. And there's no reason we can't have both. << i want to be rich and poor
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20500 @ 0.00054863 = 11.2469 BTC [+]
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mircea_popescu: you clever boy you thestringpuller. i was just writing as to the stupidity of that.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23226 @ 0.00054638 = 12.6902 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23226 @ 0.00054638 = 12.6902 BTC [+] {2}
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23226 @ 0.00054638 = 12.6902 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7750 @ 0.00055298 = 4.2856 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41651 @ 0.00055298 = 23.0322 BTC [+]
scoopbot: New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/lets-address-even-more-of-the-more-common-pseudo-arguments-raised-by-the-very-stupid-people-that-like-the-gavin-scamcoin-proposal/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19200 @ 0.00054878 = 10.5366 BTC [-] {2}
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: random: seems seeting cookies from mobile chrome doesn't work?
mircea_popescu: belongs in #chrome no ?
thestringpuller: XD
thestringpuller: well specifically your cookie
thestringpuller: :P
thestringpuller: but w/e
mircea_popescu: make sure you don't have two, make sure no www etc
thestringpuller: yea cleared cache on phone and reset cookie and it works
thestringpuller: glad I did the cookie method and not ip :P
mircea_popescu: "A friend told me Bitrush was giving away bitcoins and I thought, "What the hell!" I gave them my email and verified my account. Within 12 hours I received my first payout and have received many more since. Pretty nice of them and they even called me to make sure everything was going good for me. No one from any Bitcoin related company has ever called me before and I was amazed at the level of service for spending noth
mircea_popescu: ing."
mircea_popescu: da fuck is this thing.
mircea_popescu: !s bitrush
assbot: 0 results for 'bitrush' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=bitrush
mircea_popescu: looks scammy as all hell.
mircea_popescu: Rob, Los Angeles
mircea_popescu: "I thought the Bitrush team was crazy for offering free bitcoins... until they actually showed up in my Blockchain wallet. These guys are nuts. Take advantage of it before they come to their senses!"
davout: guess nothing talks to idiots as much as scamming other idiots
davout: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-01-2015#974290 <<< not even, just point some cpu miner at eligius after the chain has forked, wait a bit, receive tainted payout directly from coinbase, profit
assbot: Logged on 12-01-2015 15:02:29; mircea_popescu: davout: it occurs to me that there's a rather trivial way to split gavincoins from bitcoins other than randomly attempting a double-spend, simply include some coinbase-tainted coins in your tx after the fork has occurred << this is true but it only works after you got some split.
davout: no need to get through the hassle of actually performing a double spend
davout: or creating a massive tx
davout: (for the purpose of double spending obv.)
mircea_popescu: davout yeah, it's not hard to do that's for sure.
mircea_popescu: course, the coinbase can't be spent for probably longer tha nthe chain will survive
mircea_popescu: it's really hard to evaluate theoretically which is the practical avenue
mircea_popescu: sort-of like trying to calculate the path lightning will take
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19900 @ 0.00055309 = 11.0065 BTC [+] {2}
davout: mircea_popescu: yeah you have a point with the coinbase maturation delay
thestringpuller: anyone see this snippet quoting Gavin, "Normal people, stay away from Bitcoin."
davout: thestringpuller: yeah, it was in ft amirite
thestringpuller: very confused. wants more adoption, but wants majority to stay away?
mircea_popescu: "Gavin is, by and large, a mentally retarded doofus displaying a shocking amount of Dunning-Kruger syndrome in his assorted dabblings in economics and other hard fields."
thestringpuller: I was thinking more of the confused retarded kid who mistakingly got an inheritance.
thestringpuller: but that works too
mircea_popescu: its from the same place.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31300 @ 0.00055636 = 17.4141 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8650 @ 0.00053 = 4.5845 BTC [-]
davout: mircea_popescu: wrt point VIII : what would prevent bitpay from raising even more at an even higher valuation to keep supporting the vessenes foundation circus?
mircea_popescu: what's preventing you from doing it ?
mircea_popescu: besides the point.
mircea_popescu: what's preventing you from doing it to start an antelope farm
thestringpuller: davout: i can see the current leadership of bitpay being removed as a condition of VC investing more capital
mircea_popescu: there's a ton of bitpay exceptionalism / captn of industry-ism flooding out of reddit. in point of fact, bitpay is a struggling start-up that missed the boat.
mircea_popescu: you know those stats that keep going 9x% of start-ups fail in the first bla bla ?
mircea_popescu: well dare i ask what the fraction of startups NOT ON EXPONENTIAL GROWTH CURVE that fail is ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13961 @ 0.00054447 = 7.6013 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: they missed december. apple can miss. once. maybe. bitpay can't miss.
mircea_popescu: acquihire is the only above water fate there.
davout: afaik the oldest entity in the bitcoin-sphere is btc-e
thestringpuller: the 4chan or bitcoin
mircea_popescu: stuff like the original blockchain inspector is still around.
davout: the russian exchange
mircea_popescu: ya
kakobrekla: isnt it Ukrainian
mircea_popescu: i recall, with the novacoin first premine scam thing
davout: kakobrekla: i think they're bulgarian
davout: mircea_popescu: hah yeah, forgot about that, notice how i mentioned an 'entity', not a 'company' :p
mircea_popescu: :p
mircea_popescu: also the wot, and a buncha other things
mircea_popescu: iirc btc-e is bulgarian yes
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: "it is a resources contest, and you people ARE POOR" << As XZibit would say "What's the difference between me and you? About five bank accounts three ounces and two vehicles" Or this pretty picture http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/image210.jpg
mircea_popescu: forthat matter, bitcoin magazine is just as active as it always was
mircea_popescu: 2015 number coming!!11
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mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: what's 3 oz refer to ?
thestringpuller: nugs
thestringpuller: ;;ud nugs
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nug | cannabis bud that comes in nuggets of varying sizes. a sign of quality when it comes to bud; dank is almost always in this form, but nugs of mids are far less ...
mircea_popescu: oh. i thought either one of those gold chains or else cocaine
thestringpuller: mah gold chain so heavy i can't stand up straight
thestringpuller: the days of flava flav have passed
jurov: !mpif
assbot: BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021461 B (Total: 469.31 B). Delta: 0.11 B. Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.000205 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: wow. its holding its own.
mircea_popescu: http://staceyjayya.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/transparency.html << why not start a kickstarter.
assbot: Stacey Jay, author: Transparency ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUyEP5 )
thestringpuller: this is like simcity irl
mircea_popescu: Discussing the role of the hype man in the book How to Rap, Royce da 5'9" describes how a hype man can contribute to a live performance: "a lot of my verses be so constant with the flow [that] I'd need somebody to help me."[4] Lateef adds: "You're gonna have to have somebody say something somewhere to give you a breath... usually it's just a matter of getting somebody to hit some line or some word in a line - that's al
mircea_popescu: l you really need."
mircea_popescu: no, actually, the hype man is an outgrowth of the shill in 3 card monte and such games, which is what all african entertainment is descended from. he's there to give an anchor to the viewer to identify with, and immitate.
mircea_popescu: he's the guy you immitate at the table, if you don't know how to eat at the table and were told "just do what they do"
thestringpuller: gotta have a hype man
thestringpuller: that nigga dat goes, "OOOOOOooOOOoooh"
thestringpuller: preferably multiples
thestringpuller: they also are good for stuff like
thestringpuller: ;;google ayo shut the fuck up
gribble: Ayo! Shut the fuck up - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgIlTyCiVYQ>; AYO - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dym8RU4U3o>; Shut the fuck up - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLIrpWb9VNk>
mircea_popescu: right.
mircea_popescu: Ooof, this article hit a bit too close to home for me.
mircea_popescu: Up to probably three or four years ago, I would absolutely be that self-hating nerd Chu is talking about. Generally, I'm not that good looking. I'm fat in a bunch of weird places, tall, and pretty much just strange to look at. For most of my life, I was bullied, and even at 23 years old, I still experience a bit of bullying, and I internalize every insult I hear. Just a few days ago, a random guy in the street called m
mircea_popescu: e a "fat fucking faggot" while I was walking home from the grocery store. I know he was probably drunk and not necessarily in the best state of mind, but fuck that shit hurts. Because of that bullying, I really don't have much confidence at all outside of my own work. The first thing I think of when I meet a new person is "I wonder how disgusted he is with me." And because of that self-hatred, I've never sought out rel
mircea_popescu: ationships. I've had crushes, sure, but whenever the thought of actually forming a romantic relationship with that person would come up, I instantly shot myself down. Through shooting myself down, however, I also shot down that person. "She's shallow," I'd say, "she only wants hot jocks and douchebags. She's not worth my time." I would project all of my self-hatred onto this woman so I could avoid actually working on m
mircea_popescu: y own problems. "It's not my fault that I didn't pursue a romantic relationship with her, she's just a friendzoning bitch." This projection would then just grow and grow to encompass all women.
mircea_popescu: dude, reddit...
mircea_popescu: i really should read it more often.
decimation: asciilifeform: re: spinal codes: one point - while the code is 'rateless' by design, in practice it has a rate
decimation: because you can't transmit for infinite time
mircea_popescu: decimation infinite time's not needed, is it ? just as long as you're not done yet
ben_vulpes: buenos dias, terrists
mircea_popescu: otherwise it's like saying the halting problem doens't exist because no computer runs forever.
mircea_popescu: how goes ben_vulpes
decimation: I guess it depends to what degree of certainty you wish to have that the recipient got your message
ben_vulpes: well 'nuff, well 'nuff.
ben_vulpes: biking across town and running up and down the hill a few times today.
ben_vulpes: CAN'T WAIT TO PUKE
mircea_popescu: no, merely the definition of rateless is "no rate can be computed" instead of "this constant divided by infinity"
thestringpuller: TIL ben_vulpes is not in good shape
thestringpuller: tell empress benkay to feed you vegan diet
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: holidays were full of cake and poor self discipline this year
mircea_popescu: it's fucking fascinating how the other half lives.
mircea_popescu: "And as anyone in indie romance knows, the waters are getting crowded, the competition is getting fierce, and I have to hustle my ass off to move books that sold themselves a year ago. I work twelve hours a day with promo, writing, and ad planning--sometimes more."
ben_vulpes: !up goulash1
mircea_popescu: fucking seriously ? 12 hour days to write that pulp ? for 2.3k a month ?!
mircea_popescu: i have servers i shoud probably turn off that i was too lazy to turn off that cost more than that
mircea_popescu: heck, if i can stop reading shit online for five minutes maybe i do it this month. or whatever.
mircea_popescu: right.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: trilema down
decimation: but these spinal codes are clever in the sense that they cover a variety of channel snr's simultaneously
mircea_popescu: o it is ?
mircea_popescu: um it isn't ?
decimation: At any rate, I'm traveling, will comment later.
ben_vulpes: http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/trilema.com
assbot: Down For Everyone Or Just Me -> Check if your website is down or up? ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUFwvU )
mircea_popescu: o.O
mircea_popescu: but but but...
ben_vulpes: glhf
mircea_popescu: i can see it through like dozens of locations ?
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/lets-address-even-more-of-the-more-common-pseudo-arguments-raised-by-the-very-stupid-people-that-like-the-gavin-scamcoin-proposal/
assbot: Let's address even more of the more common pseudo-arguments raised by the very stupid people that like the Gavin scamcoin proposal pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUG2tK )
mircea_popescu: how can assbot see it /
ben_vulpes: sounds like a whole lotta your problem, boss
ben_vulpes: whitelisted? iono.
ben_vulpes: <danielpbarron> [] they are starting to call the real bitcoin "MPcoin" << mircea_popescoin
mircea_popescu: http://nibbler.silktide.com/en_US/reports/trilema.com << me shrugs. dunno what'd it be.
assbot: Website report for trilema.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1yc70uh )
mircea_popescu: http://nibbler.silktide.com/en_US/reports/qntra.net << amusingly, qntra scores higher for mobile (8.6 vs 6,0 for trilema) in spite of trilema looking superbly on both handhelds whereas qntra gets cut off on the smaller one.
assbot: Website report for qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUHDjo )
ben_vulpes: trilema back for me...
ben_vulpes: hey y'all how does one configure fleanode nickserv to kick squatters?
mircea_popescu: set enforce on
ben_vulpes: thanks
ben_vulpes: http://www.cartoonistgroup.com/store/add.php?iid=104655
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1yca3CQ )
mircea_popescu: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 13 minutes and 0 seconds
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [] asciilifeform you understand what the bloom filters thing is supposed to do AFTER that right ?<mircea_popescu> [] asciilifeform you understand what the bloom filters thing is supposed to do AFTER that right ? << hopes that this is elaborated upon further in logs
mircea_popescu: bitcoin_charlie didn't you make a plea bargain ?
bitcoin_charlie: Yup
mircea_popescu: what exactly do you imagine anyone may wish to have to do with you after that ?
mircea_popescu: if i want to talk to preet, i can talk to preet directly.
bitcoin_charlie: Sure, go for it.
bitcoin_charlie: What does that have to do with me ?
mircea_popescu: that'd be all.
ben_vulpes: yow
artifexd: !s bitcoin_charlie
assbot: 0 results for 'bitcoin_charlie' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=bitcoin_charlie
ben_vulpes: artifexd: i'm going to hazard that was shrem.
kakobrekla: or impostor
artifexd: !s qntranet
assbot: 20 results for 'qntranet' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=qntranet
artifexd: Odd duck, that one.
mircea_popescu: qntra has a link to webirc, iirc anyone following it shows up in here as qntranet
artifexd: Ah
pete_dushenski: so i'm on the bablogs but not the scoopbot...
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell peterl ^ ?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
pete_dushenski: http://www.contravex.com/2015/01/12/the-measure-of-a-nation-is-its-bowling-pins-not-its-safe-t/
assbot: The measure of a nation is its bowling pins, not its SAFE-T | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUMlxB )
pete_dushenski: http://www.contravex.com/2015/01/12/bitcoin-doesnt-need-a-hard-fork-it-needs-hard-people/
assbot: Bitcoin doesn’t need a hard fork, it needs hard people. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUMocE )
ben_vulpes: !up bitcoin_charlie
ben_vulpes: what was the deal with "justice has been done?"
kakobrekla: a pussy way of saying "buggers will leave me alone now. supposedly."
kakobrekla: my guess, anyway. *
kakobrekla: * over sexygingers.
bitcoin_charlie: Its funny, someone asked me about that exact tweet this morning
kakobrekla: link?
bitcoin_charlie: I had tweeted that about 10 minutes from walking out of the court room
bitcoin_charlie: The government, until the end, faught for 30 years for me
bitcoin_charlie: I took a plea deal to avoid a trial, but if you read it, I declined to become a cooperating wittness.
bitcoin_charlie: If I had become, I could have gotten 0 jail time
bitcoin_charlie: Instead, I got 2 years.
bitcoin_charlie: @kakobrekla, its on my twitter, dec 19th
bitcoin_charlie: So Im heading to prison in 60 days.
mike_c: which one?
kakobrekla is confused how this morning is dec 19th
kakobrekla: which year are we at currently?
bitcoin_charlie: Im saying, I tweeted that Dec 19th
kakobrekla: and the convo from this morning is not linkable ?
bitcoin_charlie: mike_c, Im looking at Lewisburg PA, Cumberland MD, Morgantown WV and McKean PA
bitcoin_charlie: kakobrekla, which convo ?
kakobrekla: the convo about the dec 19th tweet you had this morning ?!
kakobrekla: idk forget it .
bitcoin_charlie: Ahh, no I spoke to someone on the phone about it today
bitcoin_charlie: He told me that some people were pissed I tweeted that
bitcoin_charlie: I understand, but look where I was coming from
kakobrekla: a.
bitcoin_charlie: I spent 6 figures on lawyer fees, the government wanted to send me away for 30 years.
bitcoin_charlie: I didnt win at trial, but hopefully Ill only serve less than a year
bitcoin_charlie: Im already working on another project.
kakobrekla: so you mentioned 'new project' ... are you planing on running a gang out of prison?
bitcoin_charlie: lol, its not that kind of prison.
bitcoin_charlie: More of a white collar place.
bitcoin_charlie: I planon teaching Bitcoin and economics while inside
jborkl: you plead down to two years correct?
kakobrekla: "so if you gonna clear bitcoin money for drug lords when you get out, do it so and so ..?"
jborkl: do you have any time served credit?
kakobrekla: i forgot where i read that but at some time in some place you could send someone else to serve your sentence if you could find such person. it wasnt a problem probably.
bitcoin_charlie: Ive been udner house arrest past year
bitcoin_charlie: So I get some time served
kakobrekla: do they give you internet there?
jborkl: federal correct or state system
kakobrekla: like if you pay for the extra luxurious accomodation
bitcoin_charlie: I will have email
bitcoin_charlie: I launched a side project last month
bitcoin_charlie: www.ActionCrypto.com
bitcoin_charlie: Let me know what you guys think
kakobrekla: binary chumpatron?
pete_dushenski: bitcoin_charlie so you're the real shrem eh? can you pgp sign something?
kakobrekla: he can twitter sign!
bitcoin_charlie: Yes, Ive done it
bitcoin_charlie: https://twitter.com/CharlieShrem/status/554716277705822209
assbot: Be careful about impostors, I only IRC/Reddit under the nick 'Bitcoin_Charlie'
bitcoin_charlie: https://twitter.com/CharlieShrem/status/554717762879500288
assbot: Be careful about impostors, I only IRC/Reddit under the nick 'Bitcoin_Charlie'
kakobrekla: see, ---- BEGIN TWITTER MESAGE ----
pete_dushenski: heh
bitcoin_charlie: http://pgp.mit.edu/pks/lookup?op=vindex&search=0x41D9C9E4E1E507A6
assbot: Search results for '0x41d9c9e4e1e507a6' ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUS0DP )
pete_dushenski just noticed logs are under attack?
kakobrekla: was ?
kakobrekla: works here
danielpbarron: pete_dushenski, same for me
kakobrekla: ;;isup log.bitcoin-assets.com
gribble: log.bitcoin-assets.com is up
danielpbarron: it's not up to date
kakobrekla: ;;isup log1.bitcoin-assets.com
gribble: log1.bitcoin-assets.com is up
pete_dushenski: bitcoin_charlie so put those two together and what do you get?
pete_dushenski: kakobrekla up, yes, recording convos, no
kakobrekla: hm
danielpbarron: ;;ident bitcoin_charlie
gribble: Nick 'bitcoin_charlie', with hostmask 'bitcoin_charlie!452ee56a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.46.229.106', is not identified.
kakobrekla: wtf did i do now.
pete_dushenski: i never know man, i never know
bitcoin_charlie: Hang on, Ill sign a message
pete_dushenski: bitcoin_charlie k cool
danielpbarron: bitcoin_charlie, you should better just register in the WoT
pete_dushenski: http://www.contravex.com/2014/03/31/biting-into-the-wot-elephant-and-irc-nicknames/
assbot: Biting Into The WoT Elephant (And IRC Nicknames) | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1DQqLJP )
danielpbarron: ;;eregister
gribble: (eregister <nick> <keyid>) -- Register your GPG identity, associating GPG key <keyid> with <nick>. <keyid> is a 16 digit key id, with or without the '0x' prefix. We look on servers listed in 'plugins.GPG.keyservers' config. You will be given a link to a page which contains a one time password encrypted with your key. Decrypt, and use the 'everify' command with it. Your passphrase (1 more message)
pete_dushenski: but hey, one thing at a time
bitcoin_charlie: http://pastie.org/9828054
assbot: Private Paste - Pastie ... ( http://bit.ly/1DQqO8H )
bitcoin_charlie: ^ Signed messafe
bitcoin_charlie: *message
pete_dushenski: it's a start. ty
pete_dushenski: but honestly, why use http://openpgpjs.org ?
assbot: OpenPGP.js | OpenPGP JavaScript Implementation ... ( http://bit.ly/1DQr07N )
bitcoin_charlie: :)
kakobrekla: hm you have email but no gpg, in jail.
bitcoin_charlie: All my comms in prison will be monitored
bitcoin_charlie: UNless you visit
kakobrekla: you need to get one of those cardanos.
mats: wat
kakobrekla: wear it in butt.
pete_dushenski: irlol
kakobrekla: im sure ascii would make a dildonic version for a fee
kakobrekla: fuck sorry im going back to work, to much material to troll here.
pete_dushenski: so bitcoin_charlie what brings you by on this sunny day ?
bitcoin_charlie: I came to talk to Mircea about a project Im working on
bitcoin_charlie: But he does not like me very much :)
danielpbarron: also, that signed message is meaningless
danielpbarron: could be saved from a former session
bitcoin_charlie: My Reddit account has been 'Bitcoin_Charlie' for over a year
bitcoin_charlie: Its the handle I use for everything
pete_dushenski: that's cool
danielpbarron slaps bitcoin_charlie around a bit with a large private key
pete_dushenski: i used to be "bitcoinpete" before individuating ;)
bitcoin_charlie: Honestly, Id rather use Yankee
bitcoin_charlie: Which is my bitcointalk name since 2011
pete_dushenski: bitcoin_charlie so who are you working on this project with?
bitcoin_charlie: and my forum handle for like 10 years
bitcoin_charlie: but it was banned from freenode a few years ago
bitcoin_charlie: A couple of friends started it here in NYC, Im just helping them get organized
bitcoin_charlie: Its a great project, doing good volume
bitcoin_charlie: Wanted t get Mircea's opinion
pete_dushenski: bitcoin_charlie: But he does not like me very much :) << eh. probably not anymore than anyone else who doesn't listen to his free advice
danielpbarron: you want his opinion of a "bitcoin business" that doesn't have a representative in the WoT?
pete_dushenski: who are these friends?
pete_dushenski: and define "good volume" please
bitcoin_charlie: Couple of people from the Bitcoin space.
asciilifeform: what project ?
bitcoin_charlie: Shoot me an email, Ill intro you
bitcoin_charlie: https://actioncrypto.com/
assbot: ActionCrypto.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1DQsoal )
bitcoin_charlie: In 30 days
bitcoin_charlie: Completed options: 6095
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38750 @ 0.00053856 = 20.8692 BTC [-] {3}
thestringpuller: oh hey yankee
bitcoin_charlie: Total: 2246.819 BTC
bitcoin_charlie: Hey
pete_dushenski: not bad i guess
pete_dushenski: and maybe instead of you e-mail intro'ing me to them, you bring them here ?
pete_dushenski: and they can introduce themselves
kakobrekla: logs synced up.
asciilifeform: 'your ip is from usa and is banned'
asciilifeform: lol, suck moar usg cock
kakobrekla: lol
bitcoin_charlie: Ya, no US customers allowed.
pete_dushenski: bitcoin_charlie:Couple of people from the Bitcoin space << as meaningless as "a couple of people from the neighbourhood where i grew up"
jurov: !up bitcoin_charlie
kakobrekla: you power is weak jurov .
kakobrekla: your*
pete_dushenski: i don't know if you grew up in compton, monaco, or rural shanghai
joecool: !up bitcoin_charlie
pete_dushenski: assuming there's such a thing as rural shanghai...
pete_dushenski: joecool what kako said!
pete_dushenski: "We're a bunch of bitcoin enthusiasts, traders and programmers who have been involved in the Bitcoin space from the very beginning. Collectively, our background consists of over 30 years of capital markets and technology experience. "
pete_dushenski: o now i get it
thestringpuller: pete_dushenski: ya know. I was thinking about Bitcoin in the car today from THE Foundations point of view. "We change for bitcoin, our ways change for bitcoin not the other way around."
bitcoin_charlie: Sorry Im back
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12000 @ 0.00053888 = 6.4666 BTC [+]
bitcoin_charlie: Im consulting on the ActionCrypto project, a bunch of friends are running it
jurov: how many is the bunch? 10? then it's 3 years for each one
bitcoin_charlie: The good thing about the idea
bitcoin_charlie: Is that, everything is on-chain
thestringpuller: And that's very much what I think this war comes down to. Not block size or anything else. Just the simple fact: You are either for changing bitcoin for YOUR needs, or you are willing to adapt to bitcoin.
bitcoin_charlie: So, when you buy an option, its timestamped on the blockchain
pete_dushenski: but... sidechains!
bitcoin_charlie: and if you win, the bet comes back + payout
pete_dushenski: thestringpuller yup!
bitcoin_charlie: Every option has been paid out, and the price feed is verifiable
bitcoin_charlie: Im helping them market and look for investors
thestringpuller: in a sense we are the ones being attacked not the other way around. trying to defend and hold the gate of bitcoin fro retardism. it was a really profound moment like when the trilema train ran you over.
TomServo: as ascii says, from the lulzfarm: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/01/12/twitter-centcom-isis/21640577/
assbot: CENTCOM's Twitter, YouTube accounts hacked ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUWave )
pete_dushenski: "market" like talk or "market" like making options
punkman: PSA: openpgpjs is broken
pete_dushenski: thestringpuller love it :)
punkman: gpg: BAD signature from ""Charlie Shrem CS@CS.com" <cs@charlieshrem.com>"
pete_dushenski: like the rest of chuck's pleading, bleeding head, it would seem.
pete_dushenski: that's all the ammo i've got for this round. laters!
punkman: (sidenote: http://pastie.org/pastes/9828054/text they just gots to have html in the "raw" version)
assbot: Private Paste - Pastie ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUWLNs )
bitcoin_charlie: Im heading out
bitcoin_charlie: Talk to y'all later
bitcoin_charlie: Cheers
punkman: * bitcoin_charlie left the room (quit: Quit: Page closed by Preet_Bharara).
kakobrekla: O_o
fluffypony: [21:44:01] <+bitcoin_charlie>Honestly, Id rather use Yankee
fluffypony: such original
asciilifeform: bitcoin_charlie!452ee56a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.46.229.106', is not identified. << herr shrem is under house-arrest in a datacenter ?
ben_vulpes: <punkman> * bitcoin_charlie left the room (quit: Quit: Page closed by Preet_Bharara). << lol
mircea_popescu: soo... i go to see my private banker, her office's like four blocks down. and as i walk on the street, i see a thing that's still with me.
mircea_popescu: a bum, like a total, street dwelling bum, accosts some random guy begging. and the random guy goes like "ain't got nothing now", and hands him his coke bottle.
mircea_popescu: bum takes a sip and moves on
mircea_popescu: i don't mean no straws or nuttin.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26306 @ 0.00053888 = 14.1758 BTC [+]
assbot: bigtip +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
TomServo: !up bigtip
kakobrekla: ;;gettrust assbot bigtip
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask bigtip!~bigtip@valley-239-134.csicable.net. Trust relationship from user assbot to user bigtip: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=bigtip | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=bigtip | Rated since: Mon Apr 1 18:04:09 2013
bigtip: ;;ratingsystem getrating bigtip
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask bigtip!~bigtip@valley-239-134.csicable.net . User bigtip, rated since Mon Apr 1 18:04:09 2013. Cumulative rating 164, from 91 total ratings. Received ratings: 91 positive, 0 negative. Sent ratings: 94 positive, 2 negative. Details: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=bigtip
ben_vulpes: ;;rate bigtip 1 easy come, easy go.
gribble: Error: For identification purposes, you must be authenticated to use the rating system.
ben_vulpes: oh ho ho
ben_vulpes: ;;eauth ben_vulpes
gribble: Request successful for user ben_vulpes, hostmask ben_vulpes!~ben_vulpe@unaffiliated/benkay. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/2AFA1A9FD2D031DA
ben_vulpes: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:affcf8d12f47970d0864ea626cbe820a688382b078baac2e33e61530
ben_vulpes:
gribble: You are now authenticated for user ben_vulpes with key 2AFA1A9FD2D031DA
ben_vulpes: ;;rate bigtip 1 easy come, easy go.
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user bigtip has been recorded.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28138 @ 0.00054619 = 15.3687 BTC [+] {3}
ben_vulpes: nut
ben_vulpes: splat
mircea_popescu: hm ?
mircea_popescu: "WASHINGTON — The Twitter and YouTube accounts of the Pentagon's command for its forces in the Middle East have been hacked, according to a defense official Monday." lawl
mircea_popescu: http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/5b2f195789010ab5357974babf1d42b7aa00c5d6/c=157-0-896-556&r=x383&c=540x380/local/-/media/2015/01/12/USATODAY/USATODAY/635566660431697714-Capture-5.PNG bwahaha
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1z1xrpz )
scoopbot: New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/heres-what-they-dont-tell-you-when-they-bring-you-those-papers-to-sign/
davout: kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-01-2015#974648 <<< sure he'd make it for the lulz
assbot: Logged on 12-01-2015 19:40:21; kakobrekla: im sure ascii would make a dildonic version for a fee
davout: kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-01-2015#974646 <<< in which case it's technically the cardano that wears you
assbot: Logged on 12-01-2015 19:39:55; kakobrekla: wear it in butt.
kakobrekla: hehe
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform here's one for you : suppose the stavka website sported a "Afghanistani cock -> Russian eager asshole plox ty. We love real men, we're all transvestitties over here!"
mircea_popescu: what does kruschev say ? :D
davout: kakobrekla: btw if you ever change your mind about documenting that optical device you mentioned earlier, a happy would be me
mircea_popescu: better yet manufacture & sell it ? :D
jurov: the serial cable with buffer would suffice for a start
davout: mircea_popescu: if i don't know how it works and how i take it apart i ain't buying it :D
mircea_popescu: yeah obv. just, imo better economics all around once that's on the table.
davout: jurov: i'm trying to figure out exactly what the desirable properties of such an apparatus are
mircea_popescu: of airgaps ?
davout: mircea_popescu: yeah, no argument here, does it come with t-shirts?
mircea_popescu: hopefully lol
davout: yeah, well the questions i'm thinking about are
jurov: davout i assume it has a display and "ack" button that transmits the message, and nak button
davout: should you be able to log what goes through the airgap somehow?
davout: how do you ensure what goes in on one side of the airgap is what goes out?
mircea_popescu: well ideally by keeping the pieces simple.
kakobrekla: i call it 'the gaper' as a tribute to ass gapes.
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: also, if it has a display, that's your auditor
davout: jurov: yeah, that's the manual case, but you might want to design an automated airgap
mircea_popescu: no lma
mircea_popescu: wtf is wrong with you ?
jurov: lolwut?
davout: wat
mircea_popescu: automated airgap = turning around 360 degrees ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8250 @ 0.00053717 = 4.4317 BTC [-] {2}
kakobrekla: 720 actually.
mircea_popescu: let's argue about it.
davout: wondering about what makes sense and what doesn't here
jurov: what's the problem with manual checks?
mircea_popescu: davout for all you know the internet is already automatically airgapped to all hell.
davout: no probs with manual checks
mircea_popescu: each hop in a traceroute
jurov: so then why you want it to be automatic?
davout: well, maybe there are some use cases where you want a uni-directional airgap
davout: or maybe you want to enforce that only some sort of messages go through
davout: guess that doesn't really count as an airgap if there isn't a manual step
mircea_popescu: like a diode yeah. conceivably. not what an airgap is toh
mircea_popescu: semiconductors aren't insulators.
davout: just don't put an emitter on the airgapped machine, no need for fancy semiconductors :D
mircea_popescu: not what i meant
mircea_popescu: i meant, your directional, or message-aware or otherwise "airgap" is a semiconductor in the flux
mircea_popescu: not an airgap (which is simply an insulator)
davout: we were discussing airgaps earlier, with a good solution being optics, right?
mircea_popescu: right
davout: so if you don't put a light emitter on the airgap machine you necessarily end up with a one-way airgap, right?
davout: that's the case i was thinking about, therefore not seeing a direct link to semi-conductors
mircea_popescu: well in the theoretical sense of your q, yes.
mircea_popescu: a diode is exactly this : current goes one way but not the other.
davout: yup, a diode
mircea_popescu: so think of your thing as a meta-diode.
jurov: the airgap isn't about technology, but about being in complete control
mircea_popescu: it doesn't work on electric flux, but "communication" flux
davout: yes
mircea_popescu: a diode, generally speaking, is a semiconductor.
jurov: if you cede control to software then it's not airgap anymore
davout: jurov: yup, no argument here
mircea_popescu: but an airgap is not a semiconductor. the technical argument can be brougth that obviously semiconductors insulate
mircea_popescu: at least some of the time.
mircea_popescu: this is valid, but not what airgap means
davout: more like a 'human cable'
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37651 @ 0.0005072 = 19.0966 BTC [-] {2}
davout: it's the "The machine handling encryption and decryption on the MPEx side never connects to the Internet. There is no cable." bit that got me thinking about all this
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: works here << new sort of imperceptible ddos.
mircea_popescu: homeopathy ftw.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: you need to get one of those cardanos. << lol it wouldn't be legal.
thestringpuller: is the cardano technically an airgap?
mircea_popescu: if it were, all drug lords / mafia kingpins would be in jail, offloading the cost of their security to the state, while they kept at their biz.
kakobrekla: those ppl dont care for legal, thats why they are there.
mircea_popescu: well yeah, obviously. however, teh prison people try and prevent stuff like you know, perfectly private comms.
mircea_popescu: "4. You don't deserve to know any of that. It's none of your business. I invited my readers to chip in on a project--or not. I did not invite you to worm your nose into every aspect of my life, hunt down pictures of my home, call me names, or tell me I was worthless, arrogant, greedy, and undeserving. But you want to rip me bare and expose how awful you're sure I am. I get it, you want me transparent. How much more tra
mircea_popescu: nsparent do you want it? Do you want to know that one of the reasons I am very private about connecting my pen names is because the man who raped me enjoys making fake profiles and friending me every few years, just to get off on sending me a message and getting blocked? Do you want to hear how I shake all over and panic and relive everything he did to me when that happens? Does that do it for you? Is that transparent
mircea_popescu: enough? Do you feel you got your due? That you were able to violate my privacy and dignity enough to feel I'm worthy of ten pathetic dollars? Less than a damned movie and popcorn?"
mircea_popescu: the woman with the kickstarter makes an excellent point.
davout: in france most inmates have cellphones in their cells. WE HERD YOU LIEK CELLZ
mircea_popescu: i wonder how many of the online derps got their start/education on camwhore sites
mircea_popescu: which aren't particularly sexy, the whole sport is, "let's humiliate / torture her"
mircea_popescu: she definitely seems to think that's what she's getting, the other end of "lul what can we make her do ? shoe on head ?"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29200 @ 0.00053497 = 15.6211 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5124 @ 0.00053497 = 2.7412 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: !up irdial
cazalla: bitcoin_charlie: https://actioncrypto.com/ <<< how is this any different to updown.bt (launched April 2014, became a GOLD!! member of the bitcoin foundation but is now dead, didn't even make it to 2015)
assbot: ActionCrypto.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1wa995C )
davout: cazalla: blockchain-all-the-things, apparently
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24800 @ 0.00055334 = 13.7228 BTC [+]
davout: https://coinreport.net/bitreserve-raises-6-3-million-crowdfunding-round/
assbot: CoinReport Bitreserve raises £6.3 million in crowdfunding round - CoinReport ... ( http://bit.ly/1wa9uoZ )
davout: "One estimate placed the company valuation at $90 million, said the news outlet."
davout: wtf is wrong with these people
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/Stacey_Jay
assbot: Stacey_Jay (@Stacey_Jay) | Twitter ... ( http://bit.ly/1wa9yoB )
mircea_popescu: the stuff twitter's for.
mircea_popescu: davout personally, i blame their parents.
thestringpuller: dude loses his cnet money on real state
thestringpuller: thinks bitcoin is his last chance
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: i blame to school systems :P
davout: why not blame them directly? :p
mircea_popescu: fine. i blame them, their stupid fathers & bovine mothers, the fucking gooses masquerading as "educators" in a ten mile radius
mircea_popescu: and the fucking earth they walk on.
adlai: "if they'd let me have my way I could've flayed them into shape // but my hands were tied, the bleeding hearts and artists..."
thestringpuller: lol, "If you change bitcoin, it's no longer bitcoin but something else." << should be mandatory knowledge
irdial: ;;eregister irdial E930 6C6E 1CCE 5697 A88B 5482 5E16 D36E DB32 40F9
gribble: Error: 'E930' is not a valid GPG key id. Please use the long form 16 digit key id.
mircea_popescu: no spaces
irdial: ;;eregister irdial E9306C6E1CCE5697A88B 54825E16D36EDB3240F9
gribble: Error: 'E9306C6E1CCE5697A88B' is not a valid GPG key id. Please use the long form 16 digit key id.
irdial: ;;eregister irdial E9306C6E1CCE5697A88B54825E16D36EDB3240F9
gribble: Error: 'E9306C6E1CCE5697A88B54825E16D36EDB3240F9' is not a valid GPG key id. Please use the long form 16 digit key id.
irdial: hmmm
mircea_popescu: uh
mircea_popescu: is it on a key server ?
irdial: Yes
mircea_popescu: wtf.
mircea_popescu: try ;;eregister irdial 5E16D36EDB3240F9 <<
mircea_popescu: soo.... most of downtown ba is without power.
irdial: ;;eregister irdial 5E16D36EDB3240F9
gribble: Request successful for user irdial, hostmask irdial!~irdial@unaffiliated/irdial. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/5E16D36EDB3240F9
davout: !up irdial
irdial: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:ff211e140a17d6846aebcaf83249e5695f1ca5e23862c72443770251
gribble: Registration successful. You are now authenticated for user irdial with key 5E16D36EDB3240F9
danielpbarron: ;;rate irdial 1 blocked me on twitter, but i forgive him. https://twitter.com/Beautyon_/status/514374369569939456
assbot: What is most delightful is projects like DarkWalllet make the "Bitcoin Advicates" completely irrelevant. They can only spectate slack jawed.
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user irdial has been recorded.
davout: ;;rate irdial 1 been around for a while
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user irdial has been recorded.
BingoBoingo: ;;rate irdial 1 The other angry profit of doom we need.
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user irdial has been recorded.
thestringpuller: Google says: "Did you mean _prophet_?"
davout: thestringpuller: "Did you mean andreas antonopoulos ?"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2989 @ 0.00055334 = 1.6539 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: adviwho ?
BingoBoingo: Bitcoin is a cult of money so of course we need profits rather than prophets
mircea_popescu: that's an idea.
thestringpuller: when I think Prophet of Doom.
thestringpuller: I hear the voice of Zim saying it.
ben_vulpes: DOOOOOOOOOM!
thestringpuller: I introduce to you!!!! THE PROHPHET OF DOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
thestringpuller: [insert 5 minutes of maniacal laughter here]
thestringpuller: then gir pops out and does his little "cute" voice "doom doom. doom doom doom doom! I LIKE YOU!"
ben_vulpes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fvOg13V5mI
assbot: It's all like KAAKOW! - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1xigJvs )
ben_vulpes: (relevant at 0:49)
mircea_popescu: assbot: 5 Cryptocurrency Caricatures You'll Meet on r/Bitcoin - CoinDesk << so coindesk is at the gizmodo/mashable/demand media "stale meme list" phase of post-shark-jumping ?
davout: lol
thestringpuller: wow. when did coindesk become coincracked?
mircea_popescu: brb, writing "here's five old tshirt types you'll find at hot topic" article
mircea_popescu: gotta make trilema moar appealing to the derp generation.
jurov: no need. just send them over to r/buttcoin
jurov: lol looky what they dredged up: http://i.imgur.com/IWQsrC3.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1xii9G2 )
jurov rushes to check cex isn't among the D.*
jurov: no it isnt
mircea_popescu: lol
kakobrekla: at least they have cake.
mircea_popescu: poor kako has not even cookies
mircea_popescu noms
BingoBoingo: !up jborkl
jborkl: sup!
BingoBoingo: Ntm.
BingoBoingo: Charlie Shrem it seems saw the other consequence of negotiating with turdorists
cazalla: that coindesk article also reflects the total lack of news on some days
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: that, or a preet saw
BingoBoingo: Sure.
BingoBoingo: http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2015/01/heads-up-dear-leader-security-hole-found-in-north-koreas-home-grown-os/
assbot: Heads up, dear leader: Security hole found in North Korea’s home-grown OS | Ars Technica ... ( http://bit.ly/1xijBsc )
asciilifeform is sick of idiots referring to a linux distro as 'home-grown os'
mircea_popescu: ^
mircea_popescu: erryone's a farmer.
BingoBoingo: lol
BingoBoingo: irdial: Message assbot and claim your own voice!
thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: well this is why you never cross the streams. they could never get al capone on rico charges so they slapped him on tax evasion.
rithm: hooray for -otc-ratings hello irdial long time blawg reader
rithm slinks back into the shadows
BingoBoingo: But if you don't cross the streams you are stuck with a giant Marshmallow.
thestringpuller: mmmm sounds dlecious
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29191 @ 0.00055728 = 16.2676 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12250 @ 0.00055583 = 6.8089 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14000 @ 0.00055583 = 7.7816 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21435 @ 0.00055731 = 11.9459 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41370 @ 0.0005579 = 23.0803 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25513 @ 0.00055503 = 14.1605 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: some informative original research, fresh from marquardt : "According to Mike Hearn, Satoshi even planned on creating a reputation system integrated with the Bitcoin client that would use the number of blocks you'd individually solved as part of a system to prevent scammers from creating infinitely many accounts."
mircea_popescu: apparently, teh wot is going to be attacked next, because yeah, totally, when you fail in everything you do the logical step is to do more things :D
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: iirc that's not a total fiction. there was some half-written 'marketplace' thing in the initial tarball ?
mircea_popescu: a narrative completely divorced from anything is rare, no ?
asciilifeform: aha
kakobrekla: and online poker service.
mircea_popescu: "Demand for Bitcoin is not inelastic. Raise the price of using Bitcoin enough, and demand will decline. Right now, the primary reason people use Bitcoin is not its security. That's a nice benefit, but most users use it because it's cheap, and has the largest network of users, merchants, exchanges, etc. The affordability and number of users shouldn't be compromised for security. In fact, doing so will inevitably cause s
mircea_popescu: ecurity to suffer too."
mircea_popescu: ahahahaha check that shit out.
mircea_popescu: o, bitpay fails miserably on adoption ? CLEARLY WE WERE RIGHT!!! ADOPTION MATTERS!
kakobrekla: http://imgur.com/a/NPiIs
assbot: Bitcoin 0.1.0 Unreleased Features - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1A9cX9C )
[]bot: Bet placed: 1.5 BTC for No on "Russian Index MICEX to drop under 1000 before Feb 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1084/ Odds: 11(Y):89(N) by coin, 18(Y):82(N) by weight. Total bet: 9.29748981 BTC. Current weight: 30,309.
scoopbot: New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2015/01/new-all-time-high-in-difficulty-forces-out-cloudmining-service-cex-io/
mircea_popescu: "I don't understand why this is difficult to understand and literally I've said this three times in the past couple of days.
mircea_popescu: Everyone not on Gavin's side on this all act like low / zero fee transactions just disappear into the ether. They most certainly do not. If (when) the average block size exceeds 1MB these lower fee transactions will overrun the entire system. Servers running bitcoind will start swapping to disk instead of using memory. At that point the entire network would go down."
mircea_popescu: is it obvious why this is retarded or do i have to make a part 3 of "why gavin followers are dumb" list ?
kakobrekla: i dont see how those lists help with anything
mircea_popescu: pessimist!
mircea_popescu: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/whatsapp-and-snapchat-could-be-banned-under-new-surveillance-plans-9973035.html
assbot: WhatsApp and iMessage could be banned under new surveillance plans - News - Gadgets and Tech - The Independent ... ( http://bit.ly/1A9e9K0 )
mircea_popescu: basically "open government 2.0" cameroon wants to ban end to end encryption
mircea_popescu: i keep saying the boo boo about the us, but srsly, the uk is like idi amin's uganda compared.
cazalla: why would you use whatsapp and imessage if you want privacy? almost reads as if he is goading people into using it because it's hip and cool and he doesn't want you to use it
asciilifeform: ^
kakobrekla: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B63o0y1CEAAajCq.png lol
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1A9eDjj )
mircea_popescu: "The Essential Role of Mixing Services: BitMixer Processes 25K BTC per Month (Interview and Step-by-Step Guide Included)"
mircea_popescu: zese people.
cazalla: kakobrekla, apparently they've come through on the $20 floor and will buy it from users over a 15 year period or some shit
asciilifeform: '...and to insure that we are compliant' << lol!
asciilifeform: insure ?
mircea_popescu: srsly, how confused do you need to be to imagine mixing works in a dedicated mixing place.
kakobrekla: cazalla how is that 'come through'
mircea_popescu: so wait.
cazalla: it's not but it is hilarious all the same
mircea_popescu: wait wait. all that buying is gonna happen later ?!
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform insure ensure assure, affect, effect, infect etc. just outside of the redditard's literacy bubble.
kakobrekla: association bitcoin to scam has, to me, became stronger than nigeria to scam
cazalla: i'm not really following it now but they have some honour program now https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=857670.msg10125456#msg10125456
assbot: GAW Zen Hashlet PayCoin unofficial uncensored discussion. ALWAYS MAKE MONEY :-) ... ( http://bit.ly/1A9fnoO )
mircea_popescu: i fucked nigerians. i never fucked bitcoiners. kako's rule holds.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11000 @ 0.00055357 = 6.0893 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: srsly, i dont wanna mention bitcoin irl anymo.
cazalla: perhaps garza's latest scheme with this honour program starting 1st feb is to push the price of paycoin back up to $20 so he can offload all his premined coins and then declare bankrupty come feb, who knows, so much bullshit makes my headspin
mircea_popescu: i never really was too hip on it. if peopel ask, sure, tell em things, answer q's. but the sort of blind "o look what new gadget i got" thing they do... meh. it only creates more idiots for mpoe-pr to claw at.
mircea_popescu: cazalla basically, "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay".
kakobrekla: idiots are already coming at maxint rate so one more or less who cares.
mircea_popescu: also true i guess.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla i'll prove to you it makes a diff!
mircea_popescu: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2s2utx/the_hard_fork_missile_crisis/cnmqyth
assbot: kixunil comments on The Hard Fork Missile Crisis ... ( http://bit.ly/1A9g9lI )
mircea_popescu: now where did he get the source he rewrote there ?
kakobrekla: this actually works in your favor.
mircea_popescu: aha ?
mircea_popescu: <kakobrekla> i dont see how those lists help with anything << re that.
mircea_popescu: only time a redditor said something sane on reddit this week was when he was rewriting a trilema paragraph.
mircea_popescu: that's something!
kakobrekla: perhaps it was the log.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17050 @ 0.00055357 = 9.4384 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: (cause the log is free hehe)
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: mebbe it was, at that.
mircea_popescu: o right, i had forgotten
mircea_popescu: ITS GETTING MY CREDITS SOLD BUSTER
kakobrekla: yeah you better stfu.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26100 @ 0.00055623 = 14.5176 BTC [+] {2}
danielpbarron: Basically anyone who doesn't update their software will not be able to see the new blocks. They will be on an old network that would no longer be "bitcoin" - until they updated their software. It's very likely that this old network would have no transactions because nobody would bother mining it. --reddit
danielpbarron: bitcoin will no longer be bitcoin
mircea_popescu: because reddit sez so!
mircea_popescu: this adventure makes it quite obvious how the entire libertard political machine is intended to function. sort-of like, it ran into a ravine, now it's suspended, ands you can walk under it safely and admire all the pistons and whatnot without much risk.
mircea_popescu: reminds me of a much older but quite central asciilifeform point : "These fools have been handed a technology so clever, so disruptive and revolutionary, that the rulers of the world would have to fully unmask themselves as ruthless tyrants in order to suppress it, — or give up their thrones on their own free will — if it were used correctly, that is."
mircea_popescu: apparently... it is being used correctly eh.
asciilifeform: ilkka kokkarinen liked to call this concept 'heightening the contradictions.' also known as 'make'em gas you'
mircea_popescu: so far it;'s a lot more predictive-dialectic. "this is what you will say, and this is why you will be saying it, and this is how you'll respond to the previous statement, and this is why you did that, and this is how..."
mircea_popescu: supposedly the only form of psychotherapy that works. takes a while tho.
PeterL: ;;later tell pete_dushenski your blog is on scoopbot's list, he just doesn't like you for some reason. I will look into it
gribble: The operation succeeded.
kakobrekla: whoever responsible for rss should commit suicide.
kakobrekla: o wait.
kakobrekla: this joke never dies,
kakobrekla: unlike the author.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31200 @ 0.00055247 = 17.2371 BTC [-]
assbot: Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2Q83DKB.txt )
BingoBoingo: !b 4
adlai: on the other hand, reiserfs takes a good idea through to a great execution
assbot: Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3DACPZX.txt )
BingoBoingo: !b 1
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5383 @ 0.00056113 = 3.0206 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23716 @ 0.00056113 = 13.3078 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2000 @ 0.00056405 = 1.1281 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: What could have been the A-10 of the sea... disappearing http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/end-of-the-ghetto-navy-is-in-sight-as-last-usn-frigate-1678669074
assbot: End Of The 'Ghetto Navy' Is In Sight As Last USN Frigate Cruise Begins ... ( http://bit.ly/1xW15Lc )
BingoBoingo: Replaced by aluminium canoes and trimarans
BingoBoingo: Well, that and the Wooden frigate that still sails under the US flag.
BingoBoingo: !up felipelalli
BingoBoingo: Hello felipelalli
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6600 @ 0.00056631 = 3.7376 BTC [+]
TomServo: Curious, block 338710 had only 1 transaction (the new coins) - is that common?
BingoBoingo: TomServo: Less so than it used to be
BingoBoingo: If these every get made they are going to have some serious stank at End of Life https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_Replacement_Submarine
assbot: Ohio Replacement Submarine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1AK4CMw )
BingoBoingo: 42 year PLANNED service life...
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: the future is the zodiac - ak47 of the seas
ben_vulpes: subject of, did you ever read the book by the same title?
BingoBoingo: I haven't had the chance. Lately I've been trying to chew on Lucretius.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: I'd like to make it through the St Johns college curriculumn before I'm 40 http://www.sjc.edu/academics/undergraduate/seminar/annapolis-undergraduate-readings/
assbot: St. John's College | Reading List - Great Books Curriculum - Philosophy ... ( http://bit.ly/1AK5qRo )
BingoBoingo: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-11425451
assbot: BBC News - Tragic end to US rescue bid off Somali coast ... ( http://bit.ly/1AK5Ret )
ben_vulpes: great idea, BingoBoingo.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: I actually gave attending that school a bit of thought as I was making choices, but... a more local small liberal arts college was offering a deal where I particularly wouldn't have to pay tuition to them. Best not to question the past though. I could have ended up some doomed postdoc in Oklahomo if I went to St John and actually read all of those books too young.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5600 @ 0.00056405 = 3.1587 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: what was this thing about 'automated airgaps' ?! mega-lol!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6519 @ 0.00056405 = 3.677 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I think it was someone trying to imitate actual airgap with diodes that could be switched on/off
asciilifeform: as if unidirectional flow were the only or even main purpose of airgap
BingoBoingo: Well one of those things where naive party picks one thing the effort accomplishes and tries to apporximate just that and says the whole thing is good enough.
BingoBoingo: I mean it isn't like cables are broadcast antennas or anything.... <sarcasm>
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40265 @ 0.00056405 = 22.7115 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: It's this peculiar miss that has people thinking the weapon of the US prison system is merely confinement, when the weapon is rectal violation.
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 256.04, Best ask: 256.48, Bid-ask spread: 0.44000, Last trade: 256.04, 24 hour volume: 13899.60712385, 24 hour low: 253.11, 24 hour high: 272.43, 24 hour vwap: 0
BingoBoingo: It's not the punishment on paper to be feared, but the de facto hell cultured under the veil of paper.
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 256.03, vol: 13902.10697315 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 252.089, vol: 14817.55543 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 253.26, vol: 38286.92445787 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 273.0, vol: 19.90634687 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 248.102055, vol: 111935.43820000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 254.26313, vol: 59.72076094 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 262.3744, vol: 102.84718136 | Volume-weighted last (1 more message)
BingoBoingo: Serious spreads.
BingoBoingo: !up WolfGoethe
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9200 @ 0.0005652 = 5.1998 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: WolfGoethe: Thoughts on http://trilema.com/2015/heres-what-they-dont-tell-you-when-they-bring-you-those-papers-to-sign/
assbot: Here's what they don't tell you when they bring you those papers to sign pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1z2Muzc )
BingoBoingo: !up WolfGoet_
WolfGoet_: no opinion on the plea bargain, outside my expertise
BingoBoingo: Well, not on the plea bargain itself, but on the effects of any plea bargain.
WolfGoet_: don't know anything bout that stuff, but if I was facing 30 years....
BingoBoingo: Such sentences rarely survive... sentencing...
WolfGoet_: ? what do u mean?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17849 @ 0.00056729 = 10.1256 BTC [+] {2}
WolfGoet_: i have a buddy at the nyc da's office. at vance's... i think ti was preet who got him tho, not vance. will ask him if they will stick to it
BingoBoingo: WolfGoet_: Prosecutors get to pile on all of the charges they can imagine. Many will die before trial, more die at jury deliberation, the ones a defendant gets sentenced on might reflect a tenth of what the inital charges scared the defendant into pleaing.
BingoBoingo: 30 years proposed by a prosecutor is often 2-3 years by the time one has to report to jail.
BingoBoingo: Look fucker with the all special characters name. I can't up you until I can tab autocomplete your name.
BingoBoingo: Not technically, but on principal Imsaguy
BingoBoingo: !up imsaguy
BingoBoingo: Was that so fucking hard
[\\\]: I can up myself
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1200 @ 0.00083951 = 1.0074 BTC [+] {4}
BingoBoingo: I know
[\\\]: I was attempting to avoid the double switch
[\\\]: since assbot has shitty cody
[\\\]: code*
BingoBoingo: Well, assbot wasn't the obstacle.
BingoBoingo was
[\\\]: so who is pleading?
BingoBoingo: Charlie Shrem plead.
[\\\]: oh
BingoBoingo: Already happened.
[\\\]: is trendon next?
BingoBoingo: Now Charlie before he reports to jail wonders why people don't want to collaborate with him.
[\\\]: what'd he plead to? House arrest at mommy?
BingoBoingo: Well, given trendon's sins he'd be non-grata no matter the disposition
[\\\]: There's always a chance for pleading. Its just a matter of how far they're willing to go.
BingoBoingo: But Charlie basically as he tells it is going to a work camp where he will get EMAIL!!!
scoopbot: New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2015/01/winning-poker-network-roll-out-bitcoin-depositwithdrawal-option/
[\\\]: he'll get email, but it'll be opened, read, and recorded before he even sees it.
BingoBoingo is still not pleading to a misdemeanor disorderly conduct from 2013 on principal.
[\\\]: did you tell at the judge?
[\\\]: yell*
BingoBoingo: My lawyer hired to handle the paperwork of the case and preparation has made it clear to the prosecutor and judge both that no plea is incoming.
BingoBoingo: !up [\\\]
WolfGoet_: can't even visit japan as a felon...
WolfGoet_: ask Mike Tyson
[\\\]: What's there to visit in Japan?
BingoBoingo: And yet the locals are the ones asking for extensions.
[\\\]: radiation?
BingoBoingo: Gojira
[\\\]: !up
[\\\]: !up rickjamesbitch
WolfGoet_: roponigo is the most fun u can have in nightlife... just amazing fun
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
BingoBoingo: The local DA refuses trial because they might lose and I don't really care because fuck them, RESPECT MY AUTHORITIE!!!
[\\\]: well, if it never goes to trial, you've won
[\\\]: wait for SoL to run out
BingoBoingo: Nah, SOL isn't applicable anymore because they charged it.
BingoBoingo: Conviction is out of the question unless they man up and go to trial.
[\\\]: if he charged?
kakobrekla: [\\\] the only shitty part is your understanding. its not assbot, its gribble.
[\\\]: then you have 45 days
[\\\]: kakobrekla: its assbat's usage of gribble
kakobrekla: actually its your retarded nick, idk i guess you wanted to hide after the pirate fiasco
assbot: Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2N0451R.txt )
BingoBoingo: !b 2
[\\\]: Hiding how?
[\\\]: ;;ident
gribble: Nick '[\\\]', with hostmask '[\\\]!\\\@unaffiliated/imsaguy', is not identified.
[\\\]: doh
assbot: Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/35A2AGH.txt )
danielpbarron: !b 4
assbot: Last 90 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0NHEZYV.txt )
[\\\]: !b 90
[\\\]: tada!
[\\\]: all the bashes
BingoBoingo: Well, maybe also the part where you used to use a name that involved... letters
danielpbarron slaps [\\\] around a bit with a large bash
kakobrekla: ;;gettrust assbot [ident "bingoboingo"]
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo. Trust relationship from user assbot to user BingoBoingo: Level 1: 1, Level 2: 12 via 12 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=BingoBoingo | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=BingoBoingo | Rated since: Wed Mar 20 03:45:45 2013
kakobrekla: ;;gettrust assbot [ident "[\\\]"]
gribble: Error: I am not seeing this user on IRC. If you want information about a registered gpg user, try the 'gpg info' command instead.
kakobrekla: find yourself a real nick ?
[\\\]: you have to escape the slashes
kakobrekla: until then you will do the nick dance if you wish to do so.
BingoBoingo: [\\\]: Or maybe you parade around you old name with actual letters as a badge of pride. Unless you have a reason not too, like embarassment.
[\\\]: …
BingoBoingo: [\\\]: You let Pirate expand your butthole enough it gauge that gauge isn't the right unit of measure anymore, own it.
BingoBoingo: *in
[\\\]: I do. I've admitted to that. This gets much fewer pms from randoms trying to trade/scam.
kakobrekla: interestingly i get 0.
[\\\]: Congrats?
[\\\]: I get 0 on this nick.
kakobrekla: hint: its not the nick, its the channels.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1325 @ 0.00084198 = 1.1156 BTC [+] {7}
[\\\]: I've not changed the channels.
kakobrekla: that be the problem.
[\\\]: If it was the channels, this nick would get just as much, but it doesn't.
kakobrekla: stop talking nonsense.
BingoBoingo is Aaronman running through the forest chasing Egyptians
BingoBoingo: !up xanthyos
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7352 @ 0.00055225 = 4.0601 BTC [-] {2}
kakobrekla: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 50 minutes and 54 seconds
BingoBoingo: ;;lasers
gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*
xanthyos: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7KyQehIIAEsMAJ.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1KE5ckv )
cazalla: xanthyos, i can just see some grandma buying that for her grandson thinking it's hip and cool because it's youtube
BingoBoingo: !up bigtip
BingoBoingo: Fuck you Hollywood. This looks nothing like James Spader in 'Secretary' http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--K7RPq4gg--/qujcfwozlsdnc7lwosib.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1KE6wUj )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18000 @ 0.0005686 = 10.2348 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: !up sinetek
sinetek: thx
BingoBoingo: What's up?
BingoBoingo: !up svetlana
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6244 @ 0.00053798 = 3.3591 BTC [-] {2}
svetlana: thanks, i can't be bothered to register with gribble
BingoBoingo: svetlana: Well, understandable. atm. How long have you been lurking. Just since the rogue DDoS bot here was complained about in other channels, right?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 61920 @ 0.000575 = 35.604 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11042 @ 0.00057515 = 6.3508 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7857 @ 0.00057551 = 4.5218 BTC [+] {2}
kakobrekla: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 251.25, Best ask: 251.41, Bid-ask spread: 0.16000, Last trade: 251.25, 24 hour volume: 15643.13842182, 24 hour low: 250.61, 24 hour high: 272.43, 24 hour vwap: 0
kakobrekla: it is now 0.
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 246.0, vol: 17016.60396927 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 242.282, vol: 16267.89814 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 245.92, vol: 42382.27194518 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 273.0, vol: 19.42285564 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 243.563, vol: 113288.72240000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 254.26313, vol: 59.82076094 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 260.832, vol: 102.10615004 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
BingoBoingo: Bitstamps is dead.
BingoBoingo: *Blowstamps are dead. Long live BTC.
BingoBoingo: !up mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: allo!
BingoBoingo: ATM options motherfuckers seem to be following Buttstamp
BingoBoingo: But... Looks like a price desynchronization between Buttstamp and et al is beginning.
kakobrekla: atm options ?
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Buttfinex
kakobrekla: pretty much all markets cept mebbe china look at buttstamp
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: And yet CampBX which only takes postal money orders is booming
kakobrekla: BingoBoingo actually i noted this desync yesterday , but on another chan.
kakobrekla: the problem with desync is sheep.
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Indeed. Funny to follow Buttstamp begining its accelerated Gox death.
mircea_popescu: what, are the exchanges low or something ?
kakobrekla: tbh i have seen enough of this comedy for my taste :|
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Well, almonds and cyanide both taste bitter and yes this sucks major donkey dick.
kakobrekla: soon i wont know what my belly is hurting from, laughter or hunger
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Seems Bitstamp and Bitfinex sorts are leading a downward trend.
mircea_popescu: aha
mircea_popescu: "oh hai guise, we move to san francisco to halp with the price supression pls to take us moar srs"
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: If necessary I will fucking punch a deer to death and fly it out to you sometime around November.
mircea_popescu: poor deer
kakobrekla: lol!
BingoBoingo: Seriously poor deer, but pummeling is good for flavor.
kakobrekla: but idk why sell if you can withdraw, withdrawals are supposedly working.
BingoBoingo: And usualy here get the better out of it than persons so it should be a fair fight http://www.dailyillini.com/news/article_4f40f150-c23e-5ae1-812a-a0ee8beeb873.html
assbot: SIU warns campus about deer attacks - The Daily Illini : News ... ( http://bit.ly/1FNU9oN )
kakobrekla: as long as you are not with the last 18k you are good
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Fear of the unknown. It is a special hell. Was so for Gox too. Just remember you were the one who first marked Buttstamp for death.
kakobrekla: but on gox you could not withdraw.
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: I can't blame you though if you hit the portal vein instead of the carotid.
kakobrekla: heh
BingoBoingo: Slower death, appears cleaner externally, actual mortality seems more sudden.
assbot: Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1J1C2AN.txt )
kakobrekla: !b 1
cazalla: maybe shrem was fishing for donations this morning.. looking at https://twitter.com/CharlieShrem/status/546367889625079808 yet all these people who asked to support him financially only able to muster 1.4 btc before newsbtc paycoin site dropped 4 btc in his pocket
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BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/benjammingh/status/554841237790789632
assbot: Instead of banning crypto, they could just legally require that everyone is only allowed to use PGP. Effectively the same thing.
kakobrekla: so shrem sold all the buttcoins for ze lawyers
kakobrekla: well, thats one way of decrypting the private key.
mircea_popescu: lol
BingoBoingo: Charlie plead. He's on the otherside. Personally i've been doing Butt kegels and practicing knife fighting drills with a toothbrush.
mircea_popescu: no, ineffectively the same thing. i'd actually support that "ban"
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo hopefully we don't get to find out.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Most of All I hope I don't have to find out.
mircea_popescu: hehe
kakobrekla: https://twitter.com/thegrugq/status/554842343329632257
assbot: “/BBoingo: /benjammingh I use GPG, you suck a big bag of dicks. /thegrugq”< http://t.co/MnynJ1pjzW
kakobrekla: you got candy.
BingoBoingo: Fuck yeah
BingoBoingo: Seriosuly though what is a muscle bound negroid former highschool running back going to do when I slice his dick with my butt kegels to defeat prison rape?
mircea_popescu: are you growing teeth too ?
BingoBoingo: Well I dunno I'd have to grow them. Now that Obummercare offers dental my dentist prother is pulling many more teeth than he drills.... Can prolly make a prosthetic...
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/BBoingo/status/554843818970062849
assbot: Instead of banning crypto, they could just legally require that everyone is only allowed to use PGP. Effectively the same thing.
BingoBoingo: I wonder how many of these people are going to miss the point of my candy.
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/benjammingh/status/554844101120512000
assbot: Instead of banning crypto, they could just legally require that everyone is only allowed to use PGP. Effectively the same thing.
BingoBoingo: @benjammingh What is this start saving business. You retain that motherfucker. @thegrugq
BingoBoingo: AM I THE ONLY FUCKING AMERICAN WHO HAS A DEFENSE PREPARED AGAINST KINGPIN STATUE CHARGES WHILE AVOIDING DRUG BUSINESS
BingoBoingo: fuckers.
BingoBoingo: Maybe us crypto extremists are a minority.
mircea_popescu: lmao that poor guy
BingoBoingo: cazalla: You need a period befor your @ replies so they are massively public
BingoBoingo: I am anger!!!
cazalla: how do you mean?
BingoBoingo: cazalla: If you start a reply with @ it goes to your lesser replies and bullshit feed
BingoBoingo: Instead of your, calling motherfuckers out feed
cazalla: yeah, that's why i always use with_replies for other's feeds, it's such a stupid fucking setup the way they have it, timeline isn't even a timeline these days with it not being in chronological order
BingoBoingo: !up mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: TomServo: Curious, block 338710 had only 1 transaction (the new coins) - is that common? << empty blocks used to make up 10-20% of the chain a year or so ago.
kakobrekla: fucking empty blocks, we should make blocksize smaller.
mircea_popescu: lawl
BingoBoingo: business card of the Treasury agent who visited me last summer in case anyone missed it. FBI agent said he "forgot" his card: https://imgur.com/FYaDobY
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer ... ( http://bit.ly/1AKqdEt )
mircea_popescu: here's a thought : F35 Program cost US$1.0165 trillion (projected). Trident program cost $39.546 billion (to date)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10143 @ 0.00057669 = 5.8494 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: Right, and which of them "hurts" a theoretically more important enemy...
BingoBoingo: !up jborkl_
jborkl_: Cex dropping cloud mining sure shot the diff to shit
BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
mircea_popescu: odd huh.
BingoBoingo: jborkl_: Well Cex.io was the big 2013 scam. And it dies nao.
gribble: Current Blocks: 338725 | Current Difficulty: 4.397166205608958E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 340703 | Next Difficulty In: 1978 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 2 weeks, 1 day, 8 hours, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 27309364098.3 | Estimated Percent Change: -37.89326
kakobrekla: lolwut
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 92707 @ 0.00052801 = 48.9502 BTC [-] {6}
kakobrekla: is this real world?
jborkl_: Yeah, hard to believe. A little further into the diff to make sure
TomServo: wisdom is reporting +2.81%
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Last year in my survey on BTC hovels... Motherfuckers who loved Inputs.io also loved Cex.io
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 72100 @ 0.00051095 = 36.8395 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: TomServo yeah i dunno how good that gribble estimate is.
TomServo: gribble might be recovering from outage?
mike_c: https://bitcoinwisdom.com/bitcoin/difficulty
assbot: Bitcoin Difficulty and Hashrate Chart - BitcoinWisdom ... ( http://bit.ly/1AKqJCw )
mike_c: gribble is on crack
mike_c: smoking the good stuff
mike_c: +2.81%
jborkl_: No, it is correct but only accurate for small amount of the diff
mircea_popescu: http://bitcoin.sipa.be/speed-small-lin-2k.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1AKqOWE )
mircea_popescu: there IS a sort of drp]
mircea_popescu: but im not so sure it's actually anything but noise
BingoBoingo: <mike_c> gribble is on crack << crack doesn't work like... that...
mike_c: sort of a drop != -37%
jborkl_: Hard to tell until 500 blocks into the diff
mircea_popescu: mike_c grible early period estimate is usually noisy.
kakobrekla: actually if there is no major drop there was no miners ?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla quite.
kakobrekla: or they still running.
mircea_popescu: cex was a fiction that became unproductive.
mike_c: ok, this isn't hard. i'll do the maff
jborkl_: There was a hour and a half block earlier
mircea_popescu: mike_c yeah it's hard on short data.
BingoBoingo remembers a strong overlap between CEX.io fans and Inputs.io fans.
kakobrekla needs to get b-a.io
mircea_popescu: lol
kakobrekla: and open a fan club
kakobrekla: we can call it Slovenly Fan Club
kakobrekla: better than Nasty, no?
mike_c: ;;calc (12*60 + 12)/37
gribble: 19.7837837838
kakobrekla: 19 ?
mike_c: um, yeah. sell!
mike_c: 19m per block
mircea_popescu: lol nasty actually means dirty huh
kakobrekla: i think so ya
mike_c: phew, i miscalculated
mike_c: ;;calc 612/37
gribble: 16.5405405405
mike_c: i was wrong, maff is hard. 16.5 mins per block. but anyway, last 500 block time is fine.
BingoBoingo: Nasty means worse than dirty.
BingoBoingo: Dirty could merely mean slutty or muddy.
mircea_popescu: well so does slovenly
BingoBoingo: Masty means a rash is unavoidable though.
BingoBoingo: *Nasty
kakobrekla: http://bitbet.us/bet/1095/bitcoin-to-drop-under-200-before-feb/
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin to drop under 200$ before Feb :: 1.05 B (16%) on Yes, 5.38 B (84%) on No | closing in 1 week 1 day| weight: 56`348 (100`000 to 10`000) ... ( http://bit.ly/1y65SM1 )
kakobrekla: whats the holdup?
BingoBoingo: Puppies?
mike_c: omg. the holdup is the stupid 1 week buffer on a 3 week bet.
kakobrekla: but honestly im not sure this is desync bb.
mike_c: i am drowning in work over here, but i will get that article out soon
BingoBoingo is operating cognitavely for the next several hours at the level of unfiltered id
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: 30 years proposed by a prosecutor is often 2-3 years by the time one has to report to jail. << well, how's that plea bargain supposed to go, "oh, so you're offering 3 meals a day and free housing, over 30 years that's about 350k give or take. pay me say 175`000.00 in one lump up front and i might let the charges go".
mircea_popescu: generally prosecutor has little option, going through with it costs more before the thing even gets to a jury.
BingoBoingo: Yeah
BingoBoingo: And fuckers still wonder why I want to turn a misdemeanor disorderly conduct into a battle of "NO U"
mircea_popescu: they want out of it, better bring some money.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16700 @ 0.0005 = 8.35 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: not like it should dent the budget of the greatest country in the world anyway, got 1 trn to spend on imaginary planes.
BingoBoingo: Or at least let me motorboat the ADA's tits.
mircea_popescu: lol
BingoBoingo: I mean I would take on a county misdemeanor "court supervision" if I were able at the same time to slander the county by motorboating the ADA under court order.
BingoBoingo: But... no compromises
BingoBoingo: !up mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: danke
BingoBoingo: Basically county surrenders to me or no deal. Even then no deal, because their act of surrender is exonerating.
BingoBoingo: !up Evolyn
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: hint: its not the nick, its the channels. << he got you there [/\/\/\]
kakobrekla: actually its [\\\\\\]
BingoBoingo: Actually grep >> niggers.txt
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2012/geeks-are-sexy-bang-one/
assbot: Geeks are sexy. Bang one. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1y68rO9 )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15700 @ 0.0005 = 7.85 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: http://www.quora.com/Who-will-win-the-Bitcoin-blocksize-war << eh
assbot: Who will win the Bitcoin blocksize war? - Quora ... ( http://bit.ly/1y68Pfn )
mircea_popescu: "[EDIT2] I've never seen so much stupidty concentrated in the same space as so much unpleasantness since I was in high school. Even if Popescu and his friends are right, they deserve to be left on a fork and lose all their precious play-money. This is why I usually avoid reading anything non-technical about Bitcoin. I'm going back to that policy, the pain was not worth the Quora credits."
mircea_popescu: they DESERVE.
mircea_popescu: because that's how teh internets work
mircea_popescu: ah this rape will be like... the sweetest rape in the history of that generally sweet article.
mircea_popescu: im saving galon bottles of nerd tears.
mod6: grape 'em in the mouth
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.0004998 = 2.7489 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: "Not the least of my reasons is that Mircea Popescu seems to be a thoroughly dislikeable, arrogant, smug, elitist and condescending chap. He makes every disagreement a personal dispute between his own superior intellect and the stupid idiots that are not him. His attitude towards Andresen, the public, the poor and the residents of Mali is despicable."
mircea_popescu: despicable eh ?
BingoBoingo: Fuck If I get this library job I interviewed for next week I am buying 30 petahash and forcing this issue.
BingoBoingo: How are all of those words not compliments.
BingoBoingo: Those words are merely mediocre praise compared to what I lavish on Kakobrekla.
mircea_popescu: "[EDIT] There is an explanation of the possible problem with increasing the block size in the comment section here Gavin Andresen Proposes Scalability Roadmap and Hardfork, which is much more informative that Mr Popsescu's own vindictive rambling."
mircea_popescu: "oh look, what mp said back in october when he was being nice about it is a lot easier to follow than what he's saying now, once the fuckwits in question ignored the polite approach. isn't it mp's fault that gavin is an idiot!"
mircea_popescu: "and also it's his fault mali is poor!"
mircea_popescu: fatlogic, nice going.
mike_c: well, at least he acknowledged your superior intellect ;)
mircea_popescu: heh
mircea_popescu: if you look at it, so fucking weird what burns these people.
mircea_popescu: "o no, he said he's smarter than me!11"
mircea_popescu: "where"
mircea_popescu: "well... he implied it!"
mircea_popescu: "how ?
BingoBoingo: The thing the fuckers are incapable of ever acknowledging will be the later less polite arguments. They are inoculated agaisnt it. When they come to reason everything the cite will have been written in 2013.
BingoBoingo: !up tripleslash
mircea_popescu: "by not specifying otherwise multiple times and using these prefab expressions"
BingoBoingo: !up aegis
tripleslash: damn squatters
BingoBoingo: maybe be more specific slashe' de tres
BingoBoingo: Seriously imsaguy, the pirateat40 era history is your biggest asset. Milk it.
BingoBoingo: Make people learn.
[\\\]: hold on, I'll get it
[\\\]: and no, imsaguy needs to die.
BingoBoingo: Pretty sure he can't unless...
pirateat40: this is available
mircea_popescu: i kinda liked imsaguy
BingoBoingo: imsaguy is a naturally repentant name.
BingoBoingo: bunch of non letter characters seems cancerous.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23700 @ 0.0004998 = 11.8453 BTC [-]
scoopbot: New post on The Whet by han@thewhet: http://thewhet.net/2015/if-you-look-closely-youll-see-the-other-players-were-all-holograms/
ben_vulpes: what did you guys do - like 500lines in the past three hours?
ben_vulpes: sheeit
pirateat40: balls
rithm: i got you now pirateat40
rithm: you're going to jail
ben_vulpes: whoa
rithm: fucker
ben_vulpes: ;;ident pirateat40
gribble: CAUTION: irc nick differs from otc registered nick. Nick 'pirateat40', with hostmask 'pirateat40!\\\@unaffiliated/imsaguy', is identified as user 'imsaguy', with GPG key id 7D7EA76776E6CE48, key fingerprint A1398F4C58AC3D387F012AFA7D7EA76776E6CE48, and bitcoin address 1Hf5qWZzd2WsrDwLhkykNc4uXPAkykg9PM
ben_vulpes: mk
rithm dials 911
rithm /joins #bitcoin-police
ben_vulpes: #bitcoin-court too, while you're at it
pirateat40: hold on, Ill brb
mircea_popescu: that still exists ?
rithm: pirateat40 smooth move exlax
rithm: best nick change evar
pirateat40: repo'd
rithm: nice
rithm: that is so much more tab completable
tripleslash: how about `0?
tripleslash: its like a feather
BingoBoingo: So, what would fuckers here offer for "bitcoin police" badges
ben_vulpes: hola hanbot
mircea_popescu: hanbot fifa scamming you hard eh ?
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [] what's 3 oz refer to ? << can't really b'leev that 3 oz of weed makes anyone anything
ben_vulpes: 3 oz of blow is like maybe a vulpes eyebrow
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes i imagine the point was to humiliate through the low bar.
ben_vulpes: not even a quarter key at that point
ben_vulpes: m oh
hanbot: buenas tardes ben_vulpes
ben_vulpes doesn't into the irony today
ben_vulpes: look my whole shop called in sick
ben_vulpes: AT ONCE
ben_vulpes: my sense of humor's kind of shot.
hanbot: what did you feed them?
ben_vulpes: nothing! i was derping on the mountain all weekend.
ben_vulpes: except for those 10 hours reading through the intertwined wallet/transaction generation code in 0.5.3
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> ben_vulpes i imagine the point was to humiliate through the low bar. << It isn't the mass, but the on-demand
BingoBoingo: !up asciilifeform
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [] http://staceyjayya.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/transparency.html << why not start a kickstarter. << a "failed kickstarter" person is doing the "meetup" circuit in my town
assbot: Stacey Jay, author: Transparency ... ( http://bit.ly/1y6bxSa )
ben_vulpes: hee
ben_vulpes: !up mircea_popescu
ben_vulpes: !down mircea_popescu
hanbot: mircea_popescu fifa scamming you hard eh ? << srsly. asshats.
ben_vulpes: ahaha oh man once in a quarter irc lulzportunity
tripleslash: is that a thing?
tripleslash: #bitcoi-asshats?
mircea_popescu: you know it doesn't do anything right
ben_vulpes shrugs
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8650 @ 0.00049635 = 4.2934 BTC [-] {2}
ben_vulpes: so what?
hanbot: tripleslash i thought #bitcoin-asshats is just everything non-#b-a
ben_vulpes: so you auth and up or whatever
ben_vulpes: or the semantics are totally bulloxed
mircea_popescu: waiting for the new assbot
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rithm: there's a new assbot
tripleslash: hanbot: what happens when someone trolls you and drops #bitcoin-assets?
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=919629.msg10124615#msg10124615 << tardstalk lulz of the day
assbot: Fork off ... ( http://bit.ly/1ydRVZt )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2793 @ 0.0005 = 1.3965 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: "hardfork is considered by a majority of items nobody asked compatible with bitcoin and its rules"
mircea_popescu: fatlogic is like, best logic.
kakobrekla: lulz https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=919629.msg10124504#msg10124504
assbot: Fork off ... ( http://bit.ly/1ydS7rp )
kakobrekla: somebody tell the guy you can click on the timestamp.
mircea_popescu: lol
kakobrekla: too bad he didnt take pic with phone
mircea_popescu: i imagine it's passive-aggressive "i will crop a screenshot rather than link because somehow links from this shithole matter in the grand scheme, whereas 15 minutes of my life are worth squat"
mircea_popescu: fatlogicians will fatlogic *consistently* lol
hanbot: tripleslash i'm only trollable by large sports organizations.
assbot: Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0633TAM.txt )
kakobrekla: !b 1
mircea_popescu: so any bets/guesses as to what price bitcoin needs to touch for coinbase to fire 9 workers ?
mircea_popescu: http://qntra.net/2015/01/winning-poker-network-roll-out-bitcoin-depositwithdrawal-option/ << cazalla did i hear they don't actually honor withdraws ?
assbot: Winning Poker Network Roll Out Bitcoin Deposit/Withdrawal Option | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1y6dfTL )

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