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B007: I would send blowjobs to 1LvCuntsJyFFQsLuJhBXBPokbQa7SAyMr4 if I could
BingoBoingo: I wonder if there is an altcoin named blowjobs.
artifexd: I know of sexcoin and fuckcoin. Haven't heard of BlowJobCoin.
BingoBoingo: Neither have I
Mats_cd03: coin will rue the day
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: Have you seen twister, tornoders rue the day, coins just try to pick up the pieces later
ozbot: How To Create Your Own Cryptocurrency - Slashdot
Mats_cd03: no wat r tornoders?
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: Tornaders are the fuckers that tried to smash my roof last week.
BingoBoingo: (The roof won that fight)
Mats_cd03: o those, did you tell the 50
B007: BingoBoingo: Chicago?
Mats_cd03: fkin juveniles
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00551201 = 0.5512 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: B007: Same state, much, much further south. You know like in actual civilized country
B007: ok well I havn't been to Chicago
BingoBoingo: EH, I've been.
BingoBoingo: Not much in CHicago
BingoBoingo: Kind of a shit city
BingoBoingo: They have an open fucking sewer
B007: I live in So Cal so
B007: open sewer? wtf?
BingoBoingo: B007: The entire Chicago river is an open sewer
Mats_cd03: I read once that Chicago is top three for most corrupt policymakers in murica
Mats_cd03: I say...good on them
BingoBoingo: Used to go to Lake michigan, but now goes from lake Michigan to the Illinois river
BingoBoingo: All their shit goes there, and they dye it green for St patties
Mats_cd03: does it smell more like a river or a trash barge
BingoBoingo: My sense of smell was blunted last few trips, but the name Chicago comess from a "How" Injun term for Onion stink
BingoBoingo: I may have also propelled a couple stoamach fulls of Onion stink into the river...
BingoBoingo: South Chicago though... Makes East St Louis look like fucking Town and Country or Naperville
BingoBoingo: Too much thieves among honor has always been Chicago's flaw
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 28 @ 0.0055 = 0.154 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 48 @ 0.0055 = 0.264 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3950 @ 0.00084512 = 3.3382 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.04783333 = 0.1435 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 27 @ 0.00554999 = 0.1498 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18550 @ 0.0008479 = 15.7285 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 152 @ 0.00088186 = 0.134 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 250 @ 0.00088186 = 0.2205 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 38 @ 0.0055 = 0.209 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00556819 = 0.5568 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 46 @ 0.00557999 = 0.2567 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8300 @ 0.00085012 = 7.056 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12389 @ 0.00085032 = 10.5346 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11800 @ 0.00084966 = 10.026 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11388 @ 0.00085168 = 9.6989 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00551201 = 1.1024 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 111 @ 0.07985905 = 8.8644 BTC [-] {23}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7167 @ 0.00085226 = 6.1081 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13900 @ 0.00084808 = 11.7883 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 500 @ 0.0002075 = 0.1038 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 8 @ 0.06999688 = 0.56 BTC [-] {5}
Neil: Eligius has really come back to take quite a slice of the mining pool pie
mircea_popescu: Neil what's it got ? 20% ?
Neil: 22% now. Up a lot from when it was 2-3%
mircea_popescu: back before luke was vouching for imaginary bfl deliveries, yeah.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 30 @ 0.0055 = 0.165 BTC
Neil: mircea_popescu: Was just reading the MPOE Feb statement and trying to understand it. Are you implying that Gox were deliberately trying to screw you over last month? Or just that their shenanigans might have had that effect?
mircea_popescu: hm, how do you reason to come to either of those ?
Neil: I guess I don't understand it. Note #vi
mircea_popescu: ah. yeah, it's conceivable that keeping the entire thing on respirators so the price may reach 135 was in some way realted.
mircea_popescu: it'd seem that a sane business person, as well as anyone even vaguely aware of the legal implications of twi would have cut the pie on the 15th rather than on the 25th
mircea_popescu: then again a strong case can be made that karpeles & co are neither, so i guess we'll never know.
Neil: Agreed
Neil: I got screwed by the 1 Mar $150 Gox price thang on bitbet. That was my only loss.
mircea_popescu: hard to say, but i would guess it would have been resolved the same way if mtgox was simply closed anyway.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 11 @ 0.06999689 = 0.77 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: copumpkin you should be fine
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.61724849 = 1.2345 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.071 = 0.284 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07 = 0.28 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell TestingUnoDosTres the idea is that if you make some bet that doesn't seem likely to interest anyone but you, you are expected to lay btc on it. if it doesn't interest you to the degree of actually laying btc on it, then it has no place in this world.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: bitbet is a betting site not a social media site.
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell TestingUnoDosTres also, if you're concerned about one sidedness, you can just as well bet the other side too once the bet is accepted. this way you're now a bookie, and if you have any clue about MMM or w/e subject of your bet enough to line it correctly this can be a livelihood for you.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
cazalla: damn, 150 gox paid well
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell TestingUnoDosTres also to help you understand the economics of the situation, bitbet puts 0.1 btc of its own on any accepted bet. btc charges 1% of pool. if the pool isn't 10btc, bitbet is making a loss on this score. this doesn't strictly mean you must plunk down 10 btc or else, but definitely 0.x btc aren't in the zone in most cases.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
cazalla: Neil: how were you screwed?
mircea_popescu: jesus im later telling a novbel to this guy
mircea_popescu: cazalla you don't say. bet 1 btc a year ago, worth $30,
mircea_popescu: win 20 btc today, worth $12k
cazalla: what's the best pay out to date?
cazalla: bfl delivery?
mircea_popescu: you mean as largest pool paid ? some difficulty bet recently
mircea_popescu: the bfl one was the biggest for a while
ozbot: BitBet - Bitcoin difficulty at or above 2B before Feb 2014
mircea_popescu: you can search by "bets sum" on site
cazalla: i guess diff one relative to USD is far bigger
cazalla: at the time of pay out anyway
mircea_popescu: fun fact : bitbet has had 28 bets weith a total pool over 100 btc
mircea_popescu: "Vice President Joe Biden tried to convince a young Canadian woman to sign up for Obamacare"
mircea_popescu: "but you'll get free contraception! we can fuck all the time!"
cazalla: speaking of politicians
cazalla: that milf from alaska called ukraine 5 years ago
mircea_popescu: notreally that milfy is she ?
cazalla: i think so
cazalla: then again, once you go black, we don't want you back
mircea_popescu: uh. she's got a black bf ?!
cazalla: re: glen rice
cazalla: apparently she banged glen rice and did coke with him back in the day
mircea_popescu: "Same transactions and everything. DO NOT DEPOSIT. Visit http://bitcapital.co/ for the legitimate ponzi." ahahaha this shit is epic.
cazalla: heh i saw that last night when doing site: on websites
mircea_popescu: cazalla i thought any young woman is legally required to gangbang and do coke
mircea_popescu: as part of college.
cazalla: their faq still has ponzi.io as part of the title tag
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 74 @ 0.00530243 = 0.3924 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7077 @ 0.00084888 = 6.0075 BTC [+]
cazalla: is coke part of the college experience or is that just how they sell it
mircea_popescu: sell what, college or coke ?
cazalla: college
mircea_popescu: generally it's part of a girl's becoming a woman to shag some older rich dude, which is how she gets coke.
cazalla: yes i read this on your site
mircea_popescu: generally older rich dudes don't bother with stupid girls, which is why it correlates with college
mircea_popescu: but i suppose the correlation ain't that strong
cazalla: so smart girls use coke?
mircea_popescu: smart women used coke back when they were girls.
mircea_popescu: donna c0xoke lol
cazalla: my wife thinks she is smart
cazalla: yet has never used any drugs
cazalla: "if you want to be happy for the rest of your life"
mircea_popescu: well... maybe your wife's a prudish sort.
cazalla: she is
mircea_popescu: she ever gb ?
cazalla: if she did, she would not be my wife but FWB
mircea_popescu: well so then good for you.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves epic quote that, where's it from ?
mircea_popescu: ah, tlp. yeah, shocking huh.
cazalla: but i don't have enough money/coins for smart women who did coke
cazalla: at least not yet
mircea_popescu: well, are you fifty yet ?
cazalla: barely 30 so the night is young
mircea_popescu: there you go. too young yet anyway.
cazalla: 50 would actually be ideal as our son would be an adult by then
mircea_popescu: how it works for most people.
cazalla: i imagine there are many men praying bitcoin makes them rich so they can leave their wives
mircea_popescu: there are men praying all sorts of things happen so they can leave their wives.
chetty: nah its the wives who are praying ...
wao-ender: ^that's why I dont have wife.
wao-ender: let there be just w/ benefits.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves incidentally, that article is illustrative of why im pretty much convinced the last psych is a woman. her obsession with randi zu smacks me of she-envy.
cazalla: i didn't want one either wao-ender
mircea_popescu: wao-ender gotta make kids somehow tho.
wao-ender: mircea_popescu: there so many ways, like to adopt one
mircea_popescu: i suppose black girls can cope with this entire "women as a cattle herd maintained by the state" with satellitary men fucking them from the edges, much like chimps live in the wild
mircea_popescu: white girls tho... not really.
wao-ender: I'd like to have kids, but I didnt find any responsible wife yet..
cazalla: but given i want kids who aren't degenerate SJW fags, i figured it best my wife and I have a traditional family
cazalla: wao-ender: adopt? you willingly be cuckolded?
mircea_popescu: wao-ender i prefer adopting them once they're nubile.
mircea_popescu: much more pleasant & convenient.
wao-ender: hehe
cazalla: wao-ender: i'm interested why you would want to adopt, assuming you are a man
MisterE is really sick of 560
wao-ender: well, I've been already helping in some orphanages
wao-ender: and I like help some of that kids, who will deserve kinda better life
cazalla: i am usually suspicious of men who do that
mircea_popescu: cazalla you know, just because you didnt make it doesn't mean it sucks.
mircea_popescu: what's this, biological "not invented here" syndrome ?
cazalla: i'm not saying it sucks
cazalla: but why would any man give away resources for children that are not his
cazalla: i am selfish but i don't think that's my reasoning
mircea_popescu: why is it not his ?
mircea_popescu: are my slaves not mine because some other people toiled with them for their early years ?
cazalla: it's not his blood
mircea_popescu: neither is yours.
cazalla: you fkc and i pick up the tab? no thanks
mircea_popescu: so how is your blood yours ?
cazalla: my genetics
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mircea_popescu: how are they "my" ?
cazalla: because they come from me
wao-ender: god particles?
mircea_popescu: if i make you wear a rock around your neck for the rest of your life, is it now your rock ?
mircea_popescu: or is it it my rock im forcing you to carry ?
mircea_popescu: wao-ender yeah something like that.
cazalla: i don't know
mircea_popescu: well... i mean you can't change this blood of yours, can you
mircea_popescu: so saying it's yours seems a little of a push.
cazalla: i could argue both but educate me
mircea_popescu: all i'm sayin' is that by your reasoning, the farmer shouldn't plow the field
mircea_popescu: because the grain is fucking and he's picking up the bill.
mircea_popescu: sure, he is. he's also picking up the crop.
cazalla: i think he should because he gains the benefit of his hard work
mircea_popescu: right-o.
cazalla: what benefit do i gain raising another child
mircea_popescu: well, the grown child.
cazalla: i don't see the benefit
cazalla: not to me anyway
mircea_popescu: so you don't. doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist neh ?
cazalla: i think it does for women
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mircea_popescu: what's the benefit to you of making your own kids. not like you eat them later or anything.
cazalla: but why does the lion kill anothers cubs
wao-ender: ^ my kids can be your kids.
punkman1: he just wants to harvest their organs
dignork: mircea_popescu actually you do, you assume they'll support you when you old
mircea_popescu: to get the lionesses in heat
mircea_popescu: dignork i don't think anyone sane really does that tbh.
wao-ender: well, yeah, someone taking kids like passive long-term investment
dignork: mircea_popescu it's a common assumption afaik, stupid one, i know
cazalla: so it's charity as per your charity article?
wao-ender: in return like 60years.
mircea_popescu: cazalla it oculd be, sure.
mircea_popescu: anyway, women don't benefit from having kids, that's for sure. if anything it makes them dumb.
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cazalla: but i would wager when it comes to adoption, women are more inclined unless the man is infertile or has some strange cuckold fetish he wants to make real
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 50 @ 0.00613 = 0.3065 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: i don't imagine adoption is generally as sexual as you represent it.
dignork: but there is a subject in wikipedia: "Cuckoldry as a fetish", awesome!
wao-ender: i'm taking it more like moral/social help
mircea_popescu: dignork i suspect a majority of men actually would enjoy their lives more as desexualised betas than play-pretend sexual alphas anyway.
mircea_popescu: reproductive traits are a serious draw on biological systems.
mircea_popescu: for that matter, plenty of women would rather be fat than good at pole dancing.
cazalla: wao-ender: i wonder why i think it's a commendable act but abhorrent for myself to do such a thing
mircea_popescu: cazalla what if you have a daughter and she becomes a public rape slut ?
cazalla: this is why i was so happy to have a son
dignork: cazalla there are men-sluts as well
cazalla: i guess it wouldn't matter as i wouldn't expect much from a daugther anyway
mircea_popescu: well, don't take it the wrong way but i think you have some issues there :)
cazalla: i wouldn't like it but that's the reality
mircea_popescu: what if your son becomes a faggot who spends all his money (from govt dole) to pay aids infected homosexuals to roughly fuck him ?
cazalla: i'd kill myself
cazalla: the shame!
dignork: cazalla, how does your son behaviour reflects on you?
cazalla: tbh as long as we raise him right, i don't think things like that would ever be an issue
cazalla: whether he is straight as an arrow or flaming homosexual
cazalla: dignork: it reflects on me as a parent
dignork: cazalla you just assume that your influence is a major player in his development
cazalla: it is
cazalla: why else is the a disparity between fathered and fatherless children
cazalla: there*
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dignork: cazalla, there is SOME influence, sure, i'm not sure about majority
cazalla: some and major, this is subjective
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 176 @ 0.00511455 = 0.9002 BTC [-] {6}
mircea_popescu: there's plenty of parents that the kid'd be better off with no parents at all
cazalla: to what extent who really knows but there is an impact
mircea_popescu: and these aren't always poor. i've seen plenty of fucking impossible middle class people, murdering the kid under a mountain of attention
cazalla: mircea_popescu: for sure
cazalla: see if i did have a daughter, she would be less likely to be the public rape slut mircea_popescu suggests by my being around and being a good role model opposed to not being there at all
dignork: cazalla, if you have cash you can give them education, imho that's all the influence that you get
cazalla: dignork: i have read contrary to that
cazalla: that is to say my influence is beyond being able to send them to a good school
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: but if they fix one bitcoin bug, hey, it was worth it. <<< mp is too lazy to dig up where he was arguing this about ltc
cazalla: and maybe i want to home school and have a little luke-jr running around
mircea_popescu: cazalla i'd agree.
mircea_popescu: good schools are grossly overrated.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.0895 = 0.179 BTC [+]
cazalla: depends on the student i would guess
cazalla: me? it would've made little difference good or bad school
cazalla: i wanted to stay home and play everquest and that was that
cazalla: i went to a bad public school
cazalla: so difficult to argue it would've been the same
dignork: wow everquest, nice graphics, reminds me of lineage
cazalla: but i think so
cazalla: EQ days were good days
cazalla: most mmo's are hand holding social networks now
mircea_popescu: mod6 what i hear is that >>= is not uniformly implemented on all platforms.
mircea_popescu: it behaves differently depending wtf you run
dignork: mircea_popescu, in c++ standard it UD
mircea_popescu: so bitcoin wouldn't really display the behaviour, we'd just end up with a fork
cazalla: i think i'm missing half this conversation
mircea_popescu: dignork nah, it's a problem of how the compiler translates the code do machine and how the processor runs it then
mircea_popescu: we really don't know yet exactly wtf it is
mircea_popescu: may be some count overflow protection activates.
dignork: mircea_popescu there is not much options to implement lshift, especially if you have such cpu opcode
mircea_popescu: (ie, on some platforms with 64 bit registers shift 65 bits means shift one bit,
mircea_popescu: whereas on others it means shift 64 bits)
dignork: in any case, crisis is diverted, 120 years in advance :)
mircea_popescu: well it's not fixed yet
mircea_popescu: but we know about it.
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dignork: yep, but we have like 120 years to fix it, till then there probably won't be any 32 or 64 bit processors anyway :)
mircea_popescu: all true.
dignork: cazalla,, sorry, it was about some exotic bitcoin bug which will be interesting in 120 years from now
cazalla: i meant that i don't see the text mircea_popescu is responding to
mircea_popescu: no, that's what it was, what dignork sed
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 444 @ 0.00549 = 2.4376 BTC [-] {3}
gribble: Time since last block: 8 minutes and 2 seconds
ozbot: BitBet - 1BTC >= $10,000 USD
mircea_popescu: this shit's fucking incredible. btc is about 500ish, the odds of 10k (ie, 2k% increase) are viewed as 1:3
mircea_popescu: or even 2:5 actually
cazalla: i was going to bet yes on that
mircea_popescu: at this point, the EV of betting no on that is about 10x better than any fiat investment.
dignork calcualtes if betting against is worth the money
mircea_popescu: suppose btc goes to 9k in november and doesn't cross.
cazalla: i just dislike waiting 9 month wait for the outcome on those bets
mircea_popescu: you can trade $500 worth of btc today for... 18k worth of btc in nov.
mircea_popescu: cazalla from experience you're better off having your btc locked away from your control
mircea_popescu: where you ~= everyone in btc.
cazalla: yeah i've done that
dignork: mircea_popescu, yeah, but the problem is that if there will be too many NO bets return will be close to zero
cazalla: except for a small amount to play with
mircea_popescu: dignork no cause weight.
mircea_popescu: take the recently closed mtgox 150 bet
mircea_popescu: it was a year old when mtgox finally entered its last stages of decomposition
mircea_popescu: in spite of the pool being 3:50, nobody bet
ozbot: BitBet - MtGox Bitcoin USD Exchange Rate >= $150 Before the End of April 2013
mircea_popescu: bah wrong link
dignork: mircea_popescu, ok so currently NO payout is ~1.4, if later it'd change to 1000 NO vs 100 yes, payout will be lower, or is it ficed at the moment of betting?
dignork: *fixed
ozbot: BitBet - BTC/USD at MtGox will be above $150 on Mar 1st 2014
mircea_popescu: this one i meant
mircea_popescu: dignork payout will be lower, but proportional with the weights involved.
mircea_popescu: if you bet 1 btc at 100k weight, someone at 50k weight needs to bet 2 btc to get the same effects
mircea_popescu: and at 10k weight, 10 btc
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 51 @ 0.07560803 = 3.856 BTC [+] {3}
dignork: mircea_popescu i see, still the chances for saturation are too high for me :)
mircea_popescu: there still aren't better opportunities available in btc as it is.
mircea_popescu: kinda the miracle of bitbet : because peoplke generally are so bad at evaluating opportunity, it's a fucking gold mine.
dignork: mircea_popescu it's actually too sad, you'd think multi billion eco-system would provide more investement opportunities :)
dignork: this one looks like a good speculative bet http://bitbet.us/bet/770/btc-e-out-of-business-in-2014/ , but the total amount of bets makes it boring
cazalla: i ripped that one off the gox one
cazalla: but i only bet small
cazalla: which was suggested to avoid becoming a snackman
dignork: who is snackman here?
cazalla: dignork: he should respond like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksmnk2Eic80
dignork: cazalla, it's be an awesome response to the Giardian journalist from the line above
dignork: *it'd
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mircea_popescu: the thingwith snackman, as i recall it, is that he sent a wager on an already known bet
mircea_popescu: ie, the results were known
mircea_popescu: and then he cheaped out on tx fees, so his tx was never confirmed in time
cazalla: jew too so must've really hurt
cazalla: guess there are no JIDF here
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7277 @ 0.00084963 = 6.1828 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: That's what happened to Myspace. It tipping pointed into "unemployed/some high school" and The Ruling Class had to sell it to Ima Holla Achoo for 20x less than they bought it. Now it looks like Windows Mobile, which is demographically appropriate.
mircea_popescu: lolz quite.
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4423 @ 0.00084963 = 3.7579 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3948 @ 0.00085158 = 3.362 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0907 = 0.907 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1900 @ 0.00085248 = 1.6197 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.09125 = 0.365 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 6 @ 0.04500002 = 0.27 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 6 @ 0.0915 = 0.549 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 6 @ 0.13311598 = 0.7987 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5400 @ 0.00085248 = 4.6034 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: Obama warned that Russia's "continued violation of international law will lead to greater political and economic isolation."
mircea_popescu: ahahah who does this guy think he is ?
mircea_popescu: country producing nothing anyone wants to country producing fuels and minerals everyone wants "herpderp isolation is u". might as well be some dork talking to scarlett j about how socially isolated she'll be if she continues being blonde.
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell greenspan_fan http://dpaste.com/1677630/ << tpb dox cc asciilifeform
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: "The Napster controversy has taught us that you can't stop people who know more than you do."
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7200 @ 0.00085378 = 6.1472 BTC [+]
jurov: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 288589 | Current Difficulty: 3.81572379881463E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 290303 | Next Difficulty In: 1714 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 8 hours, 25 minutes, and 25 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 3992945039.77 | Estimated Percent Change: 4.6445
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FabianB_: $depth X.IDIFF.MAR
mpexbot: FabianB_: X.IDIFF.MAR Bids: ['150 @ 0.003', '200 @ 0.00290837', '100 @ 0.00172']
mpexbot: FabianB_: Asks: ['10 @ 0.00395111', '10 @ 0.00395132', '15 @ 0.00421474', '20 @ 0.00460987', '25 @ 0.00526842']
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 100 @ 0.00613 = 0.613 BTC [-]
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3800 @ 0.00085622 = 3.2536 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: <mircea_popescu> all i'm sayin' is that by your reasoning, the farmer shouldn't plow the field /// It's a lizard brain thing - the most innate thing we're here to do is reproduce, so i'd assume a man's desire to bare his own blood is not only natural, but reinforced by male social roles. Of course this is becoming quite distorted, as you point out about betas feigning alpha. Having
ThickAsThieves: your own progeny is also interpreted as a way to live posthumously. The whole conversation can be starkly scientific, or frustatingly philosophical. intraductibillamawhatsit i guess.
ThickAsThieves: As I read TLP, I don't get much sense of gender, but I haven't read it trying to scrape that out yet. Your theory is sound though, being that I never knew Randi existed before reading that.
CheckDavid: The great Randi?
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves :p
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves it's been doxed above.
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mircea_popescu: CheckDavid whossat ?
CheckDavid: James Randi
CheckDavid: Magician later turned into pseudo claims buster.
mircea_popescu: a no. apparently there's some moral hazard embodied in zuckerberg's sister
mircea_popescu: who happened to be cleanning floors and be paid in stock options early in fb's history.
mircea_popescu: you know, much like random idiot mining bitcoins in 2009
CheckDavid: What?
CheckDavid: Early miners were chosen by god
CheckDavid: It's in the bible
mircea_popescu: hence moral hazard.
CheckDavid: I would become a believer if I WA's an early miner. Such easy money
CheckDavid: Isn't nakamoto sitting on a million coins?
mircea_popescu: in the sense mtgox lost 850k yes
CheckDavid: What's the relation?
CheckDavid: I thought he had this gigantic wallet
mircea_popescu: just big numbers pushed by the clueless press and swallowed by the superificial.
CheckDavid: I see
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.00519892 = 0.234 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.00539999 = 0.135 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2012/bitcoin-is-creating-a-whole-new-set-of-problems/ < this is the article about how bitcoin is bad for kids that i was looking for a while back
ozbot: Bitcoin is creating a whole new set of problems pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0439 = 0.1317 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3292 @ 0.00019251 = 0.6337 BTC [-] {11}
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MisterE: "While the popularity of both innovations has grown quickly (even though Coin is not yet available), they still face key uphill battles"
mircea_popescu: wait what ?!
MisterE: lol RT
wao-ender: well, kids have here dogecoin already
mircea_popescu: jurov didja get occupied ?
MisterE: russia's Fox
wao-ender: mircea_popescu: no, slovakia is labeled as czechoslovakia.
wao-ender: since 91', seem that telly didnt updated their geo infos
mircea_popescu: why the fuck does this kid think i banned him from assets?!
wao-ender: which kid?
mircea_popescu: skinnkavaj
MisterE: well most people who watch CNN are 60+
MisterE: thats well known
wao-ender: I see him here lol, is it him, right?
mircea_popescu: i have no idea.
wao-ender: 16:44 -!- 32 - #bitcoin-assets: ban *!*@unaffiliated/skinnkavaj [by leguin.freenode.net, 2305187 secs ago]
wao-ender: maybe?
mircea_popescu: so since czechs ate slovakia, can't romania eat up that ukraine pseudopod there in the south ?
mircea_popescu: odessa et all ?
MisterE: heh Czech mate
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BingoBoingo: Oh, that ways Bitcoin will change the world. Now Russia and Ukraine contest Crimea. In the future someone in this chan is going to think, "Now that this place is getting such attention the weather seems nice" before buying the penninsula from both warring factions
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 12 @ 0.58090833 = 6.9709 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.08999988 = 0.36 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: you can't buy the crimea from russia any more than you can buy kim kardashians' ass from her
ThickAsThieves: and you have to be as crazy as kanye to take the whole thing
mircea_popescu: that too.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.08999988 = 0.18 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: who the fuck needs the responsibility for 40 million disabled idiots.
mircea_popescu: talk about cuckolding, you didn't even fuck all the women
mircea_popescu: (incidentally, cazalla's rationale is perhaps why traditionally leaders also fucked all the women.
ThickAsThieves: family first!
mircea_popescu: what was that study that whatever primitive villages were 80% the offspring of the village chieftain or something
MisterE: it's good to be king
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nubbins`: morning
davout: nubbins`: hello !
nubbins`: Quā€™est-ce que tu en penses?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9187 @ 0.0008497 = 7.8062 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 562.97, vol: 7539.63282859 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 554.98, vol: 7035.30086 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 562.73, vol: 4985.7429263 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 559.0372, vol: 3140.76200000 | Volume-weighted last average: 559.89703964
davout: de?
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nubbins`: tous :D
mircea_popescu: tous = all people tout = all things
nubbins`: (i used to date a girl whose very rich grandfather would stroll around parties asking people what they thought. when responded to with "about what?", he would simply walk away)
nubbins`: fuck, really?
nubbins`: been a while :(
davout: it's ok :-)
davout: the french people loves you anyway
nubbins`: phew
mircea_popescu: nobody went "i think you should leave me all your monyz" ?
nubbins`: so vulgar
nubbins`: guy owned so much land he couldn't keep track of it all
mircea_popescu: o right, and pestering people is like all etherated or what.
nubbins`: it was a conversation starter!
mircea_popescu: so mine's a conversation ender.
nubbins`: or at the very least, a segue
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ThickAsThieves: it's a troll
ThickAsThieves: nothing more
nubbins`: the question or the response?
ThickAsThieves: he knows what they'll say
ThickAsThieves: so why pretend otherwise
mircea_popescu: thick ass strolls
nubbins`: i've had some great conversations that started with me asking someone what they thought
nubbins`: boring people say "about what?", interesting people tell you what they think.
mircea_popescu: ok, different approach : i'm thinking about why it is that your granddaughter looks best with a cock in her mouth.
ThickAsThieves: and they didnt say 'about what?'
nubbins`: the great conversations? nope.
ThickAsThieves: that's retarded
nubbins`: no it's not
mircea_popescu: (btw, anyone noticed this ? all female faces look best with that distended jaw look of a cock inserted)
nubbins`: nobody's ever asked you what's on your mind before?
mircea_popescu: nubbins` people srsly don't really dare.
ThickAsThieves: yes, but that;s a different q
nubbins`: same q, different phrasing
ThickAsThieves: same q, troll phrasing
mircea_popescu: actually asking people you're not sexually intimate with "what's on their mind' is quite offensive.
nubbins` yawns
nubbins`: so sensitive, both of you
mircea_popescu: no but wtf. way above asking them how much they make.
ThickAsThieves: asking people what's on their mind is at least a complete q
ThickAsThieves: i'd be more offended at his grandpa walking away
nubbins`: you taking offense didn't mean a row of beans to him, unfortunately
mircea_popescu: the feeling is obviously mutual.
nubbins`: asking what you think is a complete question, in the sense that asking the time is a complete question
nubbins`: someone asks you the time, you don't say "where?" unless you're an idiot or a smartass
ThickAsThieves: only if youve bastardized common communication
ThickAsThieves: the time has context
nubbins`: and by common communication, you mean what, business-man speak?
mircea_popescu: carlin "when, now or when yo uasked me ?"
ThickAsThieves: everyone knows what someone means when they ask what you think
nubbins`: what do you think of the quarterly financials?
mircea_popescu: ;;google carlin do you have the time
gribble: George Carlin- Does the time bother you? 1978 On location George ...: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M5eG-aywZQ>; Do You Have the Time? No, I don't - George Carlin on Time - VideoSift: <http://videosift.com/video/Do-You-Have-the-Time-No-I-don-t-George-Carlin-on-Time>; George Carlin Quotes (Author of Napalm & Silly Putty) - Goodreads: (1 more message)
ThickAsThieves: i mean this assumption that when someone asks a question, there is a context
ThickAsThieves: not that it is to be taken obnoxiously literal
nubbins`: so you're unable to summon an answer to an open-ended question?
ThickAsThieves: i'm unable to ask for clarification to the q without being trolled?
ThickAsThieves: if I say What's up? and you don't say "the ceiling" you're the ass?
nubbins`: clarification isn't necessary
davout: ThickAsThieves: no because that means you're boring
davout: nubbins` so grandpa was an asshole, kewl
mircea_popescu: one wonders how the guy got married in the first place.
ThickAsThieves: pretty poor system for finding interesting people
davout: nubbins`: you're not special, my grandpa is an asshole too :D
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves it probably has good selectivity but poor specificity.
nubbins`: he's not my grandpa :D
mircea_popescu: he's his failed-granpa-in-law
ThickAsThieves: hell, going to a party is a poor system too
nubbins`: and fwiw, he was an asshole, but since when is that criteria
mircea_popescu: perhaphs the most distant relation possible.
davout: nubbins`: it *is* a criteria
mircea_popescu: ""I had Christ in my mouth for over an hour!" was a post funeral text from a woman who... what? I'm not a Catholic so it took me a few minutes to piece together that this lunatic meant she had kept the Eucharist from the funeral mass in her mouth without swallowing it for an hour-- as if that meant something."
nubbins`: might as well ask about the thread count of his sheets
mircea_popescu: yes it means something. it means she's doing cum swallow games @home.
nubbins`: well, now that we've come to the conclusion that asking people what they think is trollish, invasive, and grossly offensive
davout: nubbins`: nope, it's the walking away part
davout: that's trollish
mircea_popescu: what's on your mind was offensive.
nubbins`: davout, fair enough
nubbins`: i don't walk away, i respond with "anything"
nubbins`: you can see the gears start turning in people's heads
nubbins`: much better than "did you see ___ on television" or w/e
ozbot: Hundreds of gunmen surround Ukraine military base
mircea_popescu: pankkake https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=490703.msg5411306#msg5411306 << it's official, the forum estimates it'd be better off if it consisted of nothing but my socks, than the present situation
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mircea_popescu: a great win for public participation, decentralisation and crowd powa.
nubbins`: wait now
nubbins`: i remember responding to that thread
nubbins`: i guess he deleted it and started a new one?
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: He made two of them, one in securities and the other in scam accusations
mircea_popescu: o there's two ?
nubbins`: well that makes sense
mircea_popescu: why split the comedy ;/
nubbins` responds to new thread
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Yeah, the other incarnation was the one linked here first
ozbot: Mircea Popescu aka Crumbs & others
nubbins`: ah, i guess the first one wasn't going the way he wanted
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wao-ender: > Romania will send gypsie batallions to steal tanks and ammo :^)
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mircea_popescu: im sure ukraina has enough gypsies already
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mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo all these wannabe mps gotta study up on style!
mircea_popescu: forum sez i got my very own.
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BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well at least all of this "textual analysis" provides forumites a distraction from the Szabo is Satoshi hypothesis
mircea_popescu: weallknow karpeles is satoshi
ozbot: What Did <em>Not</em> Happen At Mt. Gox
wao-ender: kinda hilarious article
mircea_popescu: <em> in <title> ?
mircea_popescu: what's the world com<u>in</u>g to
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 15 @ 0.0426 = 0.639 BTC [-]
nubbins`: maybe they should have distributed the coding too
ozbot: Mark Karpeles blinking a morse code : Bitcoin
mircea_popescu: "If I had to guess, I'd venture that Mt. Gox is based on something like MySQL -- strongly consistent and not broken by design, though perhaps slow and hard to scale."
mircea_popescu: from the earlier link.
mircea_popescu: seriously, mysql is slow and hard to scale ?
mircea_popescu: the only thing it does is that it's fast.
mircea_popescu: it is definitely very very brokenb by design
mircea_popescu: who the fuck is this retard with delusions of competence ?
ThickAsThieves: that article sux
nubbins`: maybe he runs mysql on a FAT partition ;(
mircea_popescu: guy is all pretense and no substance
ThickAsThieves: he just summarizes all the gox theories then says No
mircea_popescu: the phrase before the mysql debacle is "I went to the Cornell dairy barn, I drank the fizzy milk drinks that the agriculture students designed for their masters projects. The code being peddled under the NoSQL rubric is analogous in its construction and quality."
mircea_popescu: this is the sort of shit i may say, not random twerp.
nubbins`: "If one must pick a cryptocurrency, the lowly dogecoin, of all things, is doing everything right."
mircea_popescu: anyway, gotta love postmodernism
mircea_popescu: pile of failed ignorance denouncing the "general" failed ignorance.
ThickAsThieves: "Bear in mind that , until December 5th 2013, Mark Williams had never mentioned Bitcoin at all. But since December 2013 he has written over 50 postings on Bitcoin , in a little over two months, with only a handful of his normal type of postings about banking risks"
mircea_popescu: so mark williams digs butts nao
ThickAsThieves: " the chatter coming out of the Delta Sigma Pie Fraternity at Boston Uni is that senior Frat colleagues have been expressing serious concern about the progressively erratic behavior of Prof. Mark Williams."
mircea_popescu: is this the actor or the snooker player ?
kakobrekla: >If I were to encounter my bank's CEO on IRC, I would not think "how cool and edgy, lemme get a screen cap, LOL," I'd put my money in a mattress and short the bank's stock.
kakobrekla: yes, someone with twitter handle "@el33th4xor" appears much more trustworthy.
mircea_popescu: boston uni
mircea_popescu: like what was it, top 50 ?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla obviously they're entirely correct.
nubbins`: ThickAsThieves, lel
nubbins`: y'know, the greek letter pie
kakobrekla pulls out of mpex
mircea_popescu: so let the kids short mpex stock what
kakobrekla pulls out of himself
kakobrekla: there.
kakobrekla: cant trust myself until im here.
mircea_popescu: its a noteworthy mark of the desperation of the media re bitcoin that they're reducing to putting forth the opinions of frat boys
mircea_popescu: as to the behaviour of their risk management teachers.
mircea_popescu: clearly this is sane.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/ is this only broken on my screen ?
mircea_popescu: (scroll down)
nubbins`: your tags broke it
mircea_popescu: <js echo "kako sux at codeing";>
kakobrekla: i fix one think brok another
kakobrekla: thing
kakobrekla: no think. ever.
mircea_popescu: never think. none.
nubbins`: <script>window.alert("altcoin sucks cocks")</script>
kakobrekla: boo-hoo.
wao-ender: kids.
nubbins`: i'm thirty-two D;
mircea_popescu: TESTING IN PRODUCTION SINCE @)!!
nubbins`: capital numbers
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8205 @ 0.00085002 = 6.9744 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: "When someone hates something that to outside observers looks exactly like themselves in every way, you should quickly consult a French book to see if they don't have a word for that phenomenon, and they do, it's called projection."
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6400 @ 0.00084902 = 5.4337 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1206 @ 0.00085006 = 1.0252 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: "you lost the keys... where?!?!"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2394 @ 0.00085708 = 2.0518 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 150 @ 0.00539998 = 0.81 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: peace is restored
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
kakobrekla: you got the funky shit now.
mircea_popescu: le cool.
mircea_popescu: very rude and arrogant customer support i must say
mircea_popescu: i paid good letters for this service!
kakobrekla: yeah, the letterel is always right
kakobrekla: not bad
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-]
Duffer1: ken slaughter canceled 55nm dev completely, he claims funds were lost in Gox bankruptcy
kakobrekla: oh yeah thats convinient
kakobrekla: also panacea lost all on gox!
mircea_popescu: cheaper betting.
mircea_popescu: Duffer1 lmao
nubbins`: why the fuck would a business owner -- of any size -- store funds in an exchange?
kakobrekla: mircea_popescu LMAO
nubbins`: the mind boggles
mircea_popescu: you weren't around during pirate, when people suddenly discovered they had lost it all on pirate were you
Duffer1: i've only been around since julyish
nubbins`: <- nov '12
mircea_popescu: yeah. so back then loads of shitty/scammy stuff went like
mircea_popescu: o... we were totally 100% legit but we lost it all on pirate
nubbins`: well. irc since summer '13
wao-ender: nice butts
nubbins`: slaughter must have immediately bought a $5,000 bottle of wine upon hearing of gox collapse
Duffer1: i wonder how many asked themselves why their trusted issuers had money with pirate in the first place...
wao-ender: is that in Romania?
mircea_popescu: Duffer1 you read the patrick harnett "no pirate deposit" thing ?
ozbot: BitBet - Facebook Myspace'd
ThickAsThieves: i was just early
mircea_popescu: that's a pretty decent bet actually.
Duffer1: oh TaT i dig the Bitcoin Error Log, good stuff
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 40 @ 0.00534955 = 0.214 BTC [-]
Duffer1: mircea_popescu i have not
ThickAsThieves: hopefully i can find more people to attack than Keiser
ozbot: Scammer tag: PatrickHarnett
Duffer1: Alex Jones was on mcxNOW yesterday, him and max have been having a lot of conversations..
ThickAsThieves: i could see qq.com or amazon.com pushing out facebook
mircea_popescu: i could see facebook simply imploding
ThickAsThieves: nah it's got some roots that will be tough to unearth
mircea_popescu: "Let me offer a contrary position, unpalatable but worth considering: the only appropriate time to wear make up is to look attractive to men. Or women, depending on which genitals you want to lick, hopefully it's both. "Ugh, women are not objects." Then why are you painting them?"
mircea_popescu: example ?
ThickAsThieves: the 40+ crowd
ThickAsThieves: also much internet-connected lower class uses it as central comm
mircea_popescu: but the lower class is the problem.
mircea_popescu: people, and us people in particular, fie the notion they may congregate with the lower class.
ThickAsThieves: well the lower class is eating up everything above it no?
mircea_popescu: facebook may be 50`000 car mechanics and housewives away from complete tipping point topplage.
mircea_popescu: after all, they got to facebook because it was the exclusive ivy league sorority dating repository
mircea_popescu: if it were the place where poor indian imigrants gather to spam each otrher it'd be linked-in
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2300 @ 0.00085071 = 1.9566 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: I see someone is putting their February dividends into BitBet bets
mircea_popescu: (easy comparison : fb revenue 7bn, income 1bn ; linkedin revenue 1bn, income 20mn)
ThickAsThieves: i can't stand linkedin
ThickAsThieves: i like what it's supposed to be
BingoBoingo: LinkedIn is just Bitcointalk on Fiat
ThickAsThieves: but i hate it in practice
BingoBoingo: Except less profit for the operators of LinkedIN
Duffer1: I take it you never got that 500 back MP?
mircea_popescu: Duffer1 indeed.
Duffer1: I'm sorry to hear that man
mircea_popescu: feel better ? :)
Duffer1: not even a little bit lol
mircea_popescu: lol i never gave a shit, business expense. you never heard of patrick harnett BECAUSE i took him out
mircea_popescu: and the fact that ridding bitcoin of "bankers" and other idiots only cost 500 btc in 2012... heh
mircea_popescu: i spent more on lube that year
mircea_popescu: 500 btc sounds impressive as all hell,
mircea_popescu: but those were on the book at an average cost of 2.4 or some shit
kakobrekla: <mircea_popescu> and the fact that ridding bitcoin of "bankers" and other idiots only cost 500 btc in 2012... heh < ah, so nostalgic :D
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6967 @ 0.00084894 = 5.9146 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3789 @ 0.00084623 = 3.2064 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: "I don't want to be cynical, but boy oh boy is it hard not to observe that at the very moment in our history when we have the most women in the Senate, Congress is perceived to be pathetic, bickering, easily manipulated and powerless, and I'll risk the blowback and say that those are all stereotypes of women."
ThickAsThieves: but is it really cuz the women, or men not being men?
mircea_popescu: who's to know.
Duffer1: a culture of zealous anti intellectualism probably isn't helping either..
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.08103637 = 0.4052 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: if women were regularly spanked in the home all these problems'd go away anyway.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 23 @ 0.08101886 = 1.8634 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.08000012 = 0.24 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.08000011 = 0.4 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 30 @ 0.0426 = 1.278 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7450 @ 0.00085014 = 6.3335 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12821 @ 0.00085109 = 10.9118 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 866 @ 0.00018311 = 0.1586 BTC [-] {5}
ozbot: BitBet, February 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 20 @ 0.00613 = 0.1226 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 43 @ 0.0054 = 0.2322 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 789 @ 0.00559996 = 4.4184 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 18 @ 0.00576333 = 0.1037 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14950 @ 0.00085583 = 12.7947 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 26 @ 0.00534975 = 0.1391 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: BitBet - BTC to drop below $400 before March
benkay: u trollin on bitbet now mp?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 26 @ 0.00534976 = 0.1391 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 24 @ 0.00534976 = 0.1284 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: no it was pankkake
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 564 @ 0.0051942 = 2.9295 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 186 @ 0.00513772 = 0.9556 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1359 @ 0.000185 = 0.2514 BTC [+]
ozbot: MtGox sets up call center in Japan for queries from worried Bitcoiners | Ars Technica
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10800 @ 0.00085583 = 9.243 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: bonus points if it's a 900 number.
ozbot: BitBet, February 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: we;re rich bitch
kakobrekla: retirement money.
skinnkavaj: I don't get it
skinnkavaj: Why would Mtgox put up a call center
skinnkavaj: So people can call in every hour and ask where is my money?
benkay: anyone know these people? https://1broker.com/
skinnkavaj: And what are they gonna say even
mircea_popescu: to decentralize calling
mircea_popescu: and in the process revolutionize phones
kakobrekla: benkay afaik bucket shop
benkay: skinnkavaj: didja figure that ban out?
mircea_popescu: people = 1 person
kakobrekla: they tried to do btcusd
kakobrekla: and after x months closed cause lost too much money
kakobrekla: or some shit
benkay: some other lulzy stuff http://btclevels.com/fairplay
TestingUnoDosTre: MP, im looking for some clarification on a bitbet
benkay: We go by the last price rates that we receive directly from MTGox,
TestingUnoDosTre: I I proposed a bet that the share price of mmm divided by the bitstamp daily high would be above or equal to .2 on may 3rd. I opened with a .5 btc wager, and it was rejected, citing that i needed to put down more btc due to the peculiarity of the bet. why isnt .5 btc substantial enough when many bets start with less than .1 btc
benkay: shoulda opened a bitbet that TestingUnoDosTre would hear the same thing from a) everyone b) kako c) mp
benkay: made him take the other side before telling him who operates bitbet
Duffer1: lol ben
TestingUnoDosTre: sorry i wasnt seeking your excellent opinion, oh so wise benkay
ThickAsThieves: TestingUnoDosTre mircea already left you pm's
ThickAsThieves: and said the same things we all did
ThickAsThieves: the walls are in your head
TestingUnoDosTre: how do i view said pms?
benkay: well fuck you're using a webchat client
benkay: who could even tell
TestingUnoDosTre: much appreciated, for the actual help fabian
kakobrekla: yes and rude benkay can just fuck off
benkay: GOSH
benkay: your manners are all AWFUL
Duffer1: Testing that message would have shown on your client with the name "gribble"
benkay: ;;later tell TestingUnoDosTre this will result in a PM
gribble: The operation succeeded.
benkay: you thick skulled neanderthal
kakobrekla: lolk just busting balls.
benkay: your businesses are all going to FAIL for lack of CUSTOMER SERVICE
benkay: don't you KNOW
benkay: the CUSTOMER is ALWAYS RIGHT
kakobrekla: uhh huhhh
kakobrekla: i better hire some PR
TestingUnoDosTre: im using this webchat freenode on a phone. is that still possible to view?
benkay: TestingUnoDosTre: you'll want to use a computer computer.
cazalla: i would assume alexa doesn't count mobile app traffic
cazalla: right or wrong?
kakobrekla: to deal with all the letterels
TestingUnoDosTre: also. i did lay down .5 btc. how much is needed is unclear from mods message
benkay: TestingUnoDosTre: have you tried doubling or quadrupling?
benkay: the general message you should be accepting is that you need to interface with bitbet via bitbet. the people behind bitbet set it up the way it is so as to minimize these sorts of interactions.
benkay: if the mods say "moar" try doubling your bet.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 33 @ 0.0426 = 1.4058 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: everyone has told you what to do, now stop blathering and do it.
TestingUnoDosTre: not yet, but i will as long as its not a waste of time
FabianB: TestingUnoDosTre: did you follow that link?
kakobrekla: ops nevermind that line.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 449 @ 0.00051506 = 0.2313 BTC [-] {4}
kakobrekla: TestingUnoDosTre the word was 10 btc will pretty much guarantee it, the lower you go the less likely will it be, likely.
ThickAsThieves: this doesnt count as a waste of time?
benkay: no, because you see talking is important.
ThickAsThieves: the best customer service comes from mommies
TestingUnoDosTre: yes I did read it
TestingUnoDosTre: surprised at the amount of miniscule bets on the website if theyre always staking .1btc
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9300 @ 0.00085635 = 7.9641 BTC [+]
benkay: maybe the mods are trying to cut down on zero-interest bets, TestingUnoDosTre.
benkay: who can even tell
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.08489767 = 0.2547 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: that's cuz bitbet is funding many of those bets
kakobrekla: all of them
qwebirc420729: I get so much shit in asking why .5 btc wasnt a good enough stake, while this bet staked at .03 btc was acceptedhttp://bitbet.us/bet/767/openly-gay-player-in-major-league-baseball-before/
benkay: the market for that linked bet is rather large
mircea_popescu: this dude.
benkay: and dude, stop getting all prickly
qwebirc420729: think the pool will get over 10 btc?
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell TestingUnoDosTre stop arguing shit and do what you're told or not do what you're told. there's no prize for arguments, this isn't school.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
qwebirc420729: thats me
qwebirc420729: the reason I got all prickly was because benkay was acting like a royal douche. kakobrekla was straightforward and helpful
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mircea_popescu: da fuck is that shit.
mircea_popescu: qwebirc420729 ya but i mean, what can anyone say. nobody gives a shit about mmm, everyone's obsessed with faggotry.
mircea_popescu: obviously the two aren't comparable.
mircea_popescu: "HITBTC CUSTOMERS ARE IN THE BEST CARE AND SOLVENCY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME
mircea_popescu: hitbtc regularly monitors its balances in both crypto-currencies and fiat reserves. Our investors have provided us with enough liquidity to keep our customers safe and satisfied. We have heavily invested into hiring the best auditors and accountants to protect the balances of the people who put their faith in our exchange."
mircea_popescu: yet another leading provider of fantasy bitcoin involvement.
kakobrekla: <qwebirc420729> the reason I got all prickly was because benkay was acting like a royal douche. kakobrekla was straightforward and helpful < this cant be, sure its not the other way round?
mircea_popescu: ;;google does alexa count mobile app traffic
gribble: How Accurate are Alexa, Compete, DoubleClick and Google Trends?: <http://blog.kissmetrics.com/free-analytics-accuracy/>; Alexa: Does Alexa track traffic from iPhones or iPads? - Quora: <http://www.quora.com/Alexa/Does-Alexa-track-traffic-from-iPhones-or-iPads>; Alexa Rank & Visitor Count Estimates - Accuracy Problem: <http://www.soccerwidow.com/blogging/website-monetising (1 more message)
mircea_popescu: cazalla basically it's the tunebox system nielsen research uses for tv audiences
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 38 @ 0.00529995 = 0.2014 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: some (5? ) peope with their retarded toolbars.
benkay: kakobrekla: it's spring. everything in bitcoin is upside down and filled with le 'tard.
benkay: i'm the asshole, you're the helpful. north is south and the argentine peso is the bedrock of civilization.
kakobrekla: all swell then
mircea_popescu: benkay did the girl pack it an' leave ?
mircea_popescu: you seem distinctly... seminal.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.0426 = 0.426 BTC [-]
benkay: that's funny 'cause i just discharged my reserves not one hour ago
benkay: guess i'm just...spunky today
mircea_popescu: try the other hole ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 22 @ 0.00529929 = 0.1166 BTC [-] {2}
kakobrekla: other hole is best hole.
mircea_popescu: otter whore.
kakobrekla: it never occured to me but i guess thats why men have it too prolly.
mircea_popescu: litecointalk ?! srsly ?!
mircea_popescu: is there dogetalk ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Prolly
kakobrekla: eskimo liveS?!
kakobrekla: i thought he did a runner
mircea_popescu: i wonder how the brilliant "let's buy clay ovens for bitcoin" plan worked.
kakobrekla: u r wrong
kakobrekla: ovens for litecoins
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla he did do a runner. this is the pretense of not having done a runner
ozbot: House of Games (1987) - Short Con - Western Union Scene - YouTube
ozbot: Crimean authorities confirm takeover of military units | Russia & India Report
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo by "the people"
mircea_popescu: in honesty, the russian army is much more powerful than the us by this point
mircea_popescu: not because they could drop more bombs,
BingoBoingo: Of course, favorite quote: "Putin, who is the Supreme Commander of the Russian Armed Forces, has not yet ordered the deployment of a Ā“limited military contingentĀ” in Ukraine"
mircea_popescu: but because i am pretty certain the us could not field 15k ish special ops that can take over crimeea
BingoBoingo: Well, US special ops are too busy cleaning up US messes. Also crimean people would prolly not like US special ops. They would sound funny talking and smell weird.
BingoBoingo: Russian special ops sound and smell familiar
mircea_popescu: and so the failure of us army is compounded by failure of us diplomacy ?
mircea_popescu: hurray for hollywood.
BingoBoingo: Of course
BingoBoingo: US special ops are still busy in deserts and mountains engaged in war against people who until 2003 had no idea there was a United States or that they lived in Afghanistan
mircea_popescu: that was in 2005
mircea_popescu: meanwhile they've got killed and maimed
mircea_popescu: the replacements are... well, you know, like the people replacing all those dead in wtc
mircea_popescu: replacements.
BingoBoingo: Or their contracts ran out and Blackwater paid better
mircea_popescu: in many fields pay is a secondary consideration,
mircea_popescu: professional respect and not running with the larmers comes first
mircea_popescu: this is visible in sports, where a top team needs to pay less
mircea_popescu: and in academia
mircea_popescu: and definitely in special opsing.
mircea_popescu: where you know, being part of the loser team may mean your details get leaked and you're fucked.
mircea_popescu: kinda why no one in the top 10 works for the us today.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 193 @ 0.00529992 = 1.0229 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: btw, why does blackwater keep rebranding ?
mircea_popescu: and is it going to be called "Naomi" in 2015 ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: It keeps branding, because I imagine it is in a business where the customers don't need the brand to find you.
ozbot: MiG-31: A fighter ahead of its time | Russia & India Report
mircea_popescu: which begs the question why even have a brand at all, but i guess that'd be a little facetious.
BingoBoingo: Eh, some line has to appear on the credit card statement.
BingoBoingo: ANd some people don't spank the wife enough to have a line that simply read "porn"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3687 @ 0.00085297 = 3.1449 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: confucius sez, "he who not spank wife sooner or later spank monkey"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10200 @ 0.0008553 = 8.7241 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1200 @ 0.000185 = 0.222 BTC [+]
Duffer1: confucius sez: "he
Duffer1: who not spank wife sooner or
Duffer1: later spank monkey"
Duffer1: perfect haiku
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kakobrekla: lolz gold
ozbot: Bitcoin's Derivative Marketplace Kills BTC/USD Options, Declares Price Signal Garbage
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mircea_popescu: time t relink that i guess
benkay: god only knows why forum pr is actually necessary
benkay: i suppose it's actually advertising?
mircea_popescu: the idyllic notion is that someone sane ending up on the forum by accident follows the light out of there.
benkay: something like that
ozbot: Duffer comments on I'm a journalist. I want to be able to write about Bitcoin confidently and accura
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 9 @ 0.09000004 = 0.81 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: curious how that workds out.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10900 @ 0.00085635 = 9.3342 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 6 @ 0.13311598 = 0.7987 BTC [-]
ozbot: [Cryptostocks] BBBB Bitcoin Emerging Market Fund
kakobrekla: if you are looking for lolz, this one delivers
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 2900 @ 0.0055 = 15.95 BTC
mircea_popescu: so you found a new usagi huh
kakobrekla: with pics
mircea_popescu: "Explanation: I've decided to liquidate the fund's AsicMiner position. I'd like to start diversifying the fund's exposure to different aspects of the Bitcoin economy. "
ozbot: People - Surf Capital Mgmt
mircea_popescu: that's logical, if you live in fucktardia
mircea_popescu: "I'll be submitting a vote to shareholders to decide which company the fund should start buying shares in next. "
mircea_popescu: that's even logical-er if you live in fuctardiaintheassia
kakobrekla: its amazing
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
mircea_popescu: why the fuck would a fund manager take votes from investors
mircea_popescu: why is he there then
mircea_popescu: "o, i know, i'll buy into Bob's hedge fund, because i really want my capital to be used according to how some idiots i don't know vote"
jurov: lol so the day came
mircea_popescu: shit, making a logo is fuckin dangerous
ozbot: Contact - Surf Capital Mgmt
mircea_popescu: meanwhile the kidis trying, even has a gpg sig
mircea_popescu: and a virtual office
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 85 @ 0.00533932 = 0.4538 BTC [+] {2}
kakobrekla: seems real to me!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 414 @ 0.00538198 = 2.2281 BTC [+] {5}
mircea_popescu: he even has a gf!
kakobrekla: a nonvirtual
ThickAsThieves: she got sumthing in her eye
mircea_popescu: basically aspiraitonal kid
kakobrekla: cum again tat?
ThickAsThieves: cumthing*
kakobrekla: asspirational?
mircea_popescu: they don't really look like they're fucking tbh
the20year: Covington KY? eh
the20year: wish Columbus had a meetup
mircea_popescu: "I currently work as a Segway tour guide in downtown Cincinnati."
mircea_popescu: the20year so make one.
ThickAsThieves: dudes with sunglasses necklaces only get fucked on sailboats or Martha's Vineyard
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves well, he looks preppy.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.08479999 = 0.3392 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: maybe hispano chicks fuck preppy kids in ohio.
mircea_popescu: also aspirational.
kakobrekla: segway tour guide
kakobrekla: wtf is that
ThickAsThieves: they have sailboats in ohio?
Bones: A blight upon humanity
ThickAsThieves: it means he helps fat people get fatter
kakobrekla: is he selling segways or driving tourists around with them
kakobrekla: i dont get it
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla he has one of those retarded mobile tricycles and he feels up fat women from behind while derping around downtown bumfuck 5mph
ThickAsThieves: he's leading them like a mother duck
Bones: He drives in front and talks about his town
ThickAsThieves: segwaying around walking trails
kakobrekla: aha so basically he is jobless
mircea_popescu: no, he's aspie-rational
ThickAsThieves: it's a stepping stone to doing kayak tours
mircea_popescu: What excites you about Bitcoin and other digital currencies?
mircea_popescu: Bitcoin is to the money as the internet was to communication.
ThickAsThieves: i miss the internet
mircea_popescu: you know i wish once these kids went out and said it plain. "bitcoin excites me because it's what tits are to cars"
the20year: most of the ohioans I know in bitcoin are pretty low performers
mircea_popescu: " I believe that Bitcoin and the idea of cryptographic trade will be huge in our lifetime. Digital currencies like Bitcoin free trade from political and economic hindrances. Some examples of the benefits of Bitcoin trade are 1.) faster processing times when compared to traditional banking systems 2.) transaction fees are mininal 3.) no chargebacks 4.) cash out to Dollars, Euros, etc."
mircea_popescu: well... he's studied, anyway.
kakobrekla: now someone paste a loglink in that thread, i cunt cause im banned from that shithole
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla we are banned with you in spirit.
ozbot: Asset Management - Surf Capital Mgmt
mircea_popescu: check him out. he holds vmc and cog
the20year: if i run a capital management firm i REALLY want to make it in google sites
mircea_popescu: dude check them out!
ozbot: People - Surf Capital Mgmt
mircea_popescu: they're cute, what.
mircea_popescu: they're practically finance lolis.
ThickAsThieves: fixed income analyst
ThickAsThieves: welfare assraper
mircea_popescu: Robert B. Kelly III
mircea_popescu: CIO, Fixed Income Analyst
mircea_popescu: RobertĀ’s role at Surf Capital Management as Chief Financial Officer puts him as the head of investment research for Surf Capital Management.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves fixed income would mean bonds in the context he aspires to.
kakobrekla: good for ponzi analyses
the20year: is surf capital mr cincinatti's company?
mircea_popescu: "Garrett founded the firm in 2012 with the goal of bringing virtual currency investing into the mainstream by providing comprehensive research, trading, and asset management services."
the20year: wonder why he didn't buy my stock? He's a horu away from me
mircea_popescu: wait wtf
mircea_popescu: this is actually Garr ?!
mircea_popescu: o gawd have mercy
Duffer1: oh shit lol
kakobrekla: ;;google surfin' usa
gribble: Surfin' U.S.A. (song) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surfin'_U.S.A._(song)>; Surfin' U.S.A. - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surfin'_U.S.A.>; The Beach Boys - Surfin' U.S.A. - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fGaBv8pAMA>
mircea_popescu: omfgwtfbbq
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla did you know this ?
kakobrekla: no wai
kakobrekla: i think you got it mixed up
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 225 @ 0.00549205 = 1.2357 BTC [+] {5}
mircea_popescu: no i did not.
mircea_popescu: see the about us page above.
ThickAsThieves: Surf Capital Management was one of the principal investors in computer hardware companies that implemented application specific integrated circuits (ASICs) to process transactions on the Bitcoin network.
mircea_popescu: what are the fucking odds, this noob a) claims he started in 2012 b) is named garett c) holds cog
kakobrekla: he was in garrs thread
kakobrekla: begging to take over cog
kakobrekla: and everyone said fuck off
the20year: Guess I could drive and ask him
kakobrekla: garr is some kiddo
mircea_popescu: tHIS is some kiddo
kakobrekla: not wearing a tie
ThickAsThieves: even Garrs age
mircea_popescu: just graduated failuni
kakobrekla: no i still dont belive
mircea_popescu: Xavier has an undergraduate enrollment of 4,485 students and graduate enrollment of 2,165. Xavier is primarily an undergraduate, liberal arts institution. Graduate programs include occupational therapy, education, counseling, nursing, English, theology, psychology, and business.
mircea_popescu: Kiplinger's Personal Finance listed Xavier 70th among 100 private college and universities as a "Best Value" for 2013.
mircea_popescu: Forbes ranked 220th among America's Top Colleges for 2013, 174th among private colleges and 46th in the Midwest.
mircea_popescu: 46th in the midwest... there's like 50 total
mircea_popescu: kid wants to do stuff.
mircea_popescu: i suppose suggesting he reads the log is inappropriate, he's too young to have a year to spare.
ozbot: Starting a new FPGA mining farm/contract Cognitive Resurrected on[Havelock]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.08058492 = 1.934 BTC [-] {7}
ThickAsThieves: "I think this conference call would be highly beneficial, and a necessary step in moving forward. I'll send out an email to shareholders shortly inviting everyone to participate in a conference call. I am certainly open to the decentralization of everything, which includes our hardware of course."
ozbot: Starting a new FPGA mining farm/contract Cognitive Resurrected on[Havelock]
mircea_popescu: so wait he is quoting himself while responding to himself and to himself from another account ?
ThickAsThieves: well thats what he does
kakobrekla: fuck it maybe you are right
kakobrekla: he did that before.
kakobrekla: but im still not 100%
kakobrekla: that he is THAT retarded
mircea_popescu: didn't he apologize for bidding on his own auction and promised that it a) was the first and b) will be the last time ?
ozbot: Garrett MacDonald | LinkedIn
kakobrekla: this is garr
kakobrekla: so he changed the surname but not the first name??
kakobrekla: i doubt it
mircea_popescu: maybe he got married.
ThickAsThieves: March 2012 he started COG, same month as Surf Capital
kakobrekla: but he is like 12
BingoBoingo: Maybe MacDonald was a fake last name?
mircea_popescu: a retarded finance loli from Hayden, Idaho called garret
mircea_popescu: used the internet to link up with
mircea_popescu: a retarded finance loli from c, ohio, called garrett ?
mircea_popescu: THIS IS NOT POSSIBRU IRL
mircea_popescu: i call shenanigans.
kakobrekla: anyway i put my money its not same dude
kakobrekla: we can bitbet
mircea_popescu: this is all a scam perpetrated by ken slaughter
mircea_popescu: who likes to pretend he's little bois on the interwebs
BingoBoingo: Maybe he is just the physical incarnation of sockpuppeting?
mircea_popescu: we need some red pills here presto
mircea_popescu: this is heavy matrix shit
mircea_popescu: Founder and CEO at Cognitive Mining
mircea_popescu: Task Accomplisher at AMI Machining
mircea_popescu: dude that's almost like segway tourist stuff
kakobrekla: he forgot to mention, since he is the only one at cog, he also cleans the toilets.
mircea_popescu: what toilets ?
mircea_popescu: they hold it in.
BingoBoingo: clognative
ozbot: [IPVO] [Multiple Exchanges] Neo & Bee - LMB Holdings
mircea_popescu: the forum has decided neobee site sucks
mircea_popescu: am i the only one getting Webmail - Orion telekom ?
mircea_popescu: ;;google neobee
gribble: Neo & Bee Payment Network (NEOBEE) - Havelock Investments: <https://www.havelockinvestments.com/fund.php?symbol=NEOBEE>; [IPVO] [Multiple Exchanges] Neo & Bee - LMB Holdings - Bitcoin Forum: <https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=289730.0>; NEOBEEĀ® 1053 | Stepan Company: <http://www.stepan.com/Products/Specialty-Products/NEOBEE%C2%AE/NEOBEE%C2%AE-1053.aspx>
kakobrekla: first hit is webmail
mircea_popescu: i guess must be cause we're yurpeans ?
kakobrekla: but thats another thing completley
kakobrekla: neobee.net is not neobee
ThickAsThieves: all the website things they are specifying are the ones the CSS guy went off-mockup
mircea_popescu: not .com either
mircea_popescu: what is it, cy ?
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves what's the a tyt
ozbot: Neo :: Home
kakobrekla: but yeah, i get the european joke.
ThickAsThieves: bad seo it seems
ThickAsThieves: Neo :: Home
mircea_popescu: seems kinda banal
mircea_popescu: what are they so incenst about ?
ThickAsThieves: the typography mostly
ThickAsThieves: which is indeed wrong
ThickAsThieves: but it started cuz something else entirely,
mircea_popescu: that bnlonde milf's head being cut by the neo block is visually awkward
mircea_popescu: yeah i guess i see it, kinda amateur.
ThickAsThieves: they are mad they couldnt make new LMB accounts on the last day shares were availab;e
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7400 @ 0.00085211 = 6.3056 BTC [-] {3}
ThickAsThieves: (cuz they couldnt arb)
mircea_popescu: what, shares no longer trade ?
mircea_popescu: !t h neo
assbot: Shit. You ain't even old enough to smoke.
ThickAsThieves: i'm rferring to ipvo shares
mircea_popescu: !t h neobee
assbot: [HAVELOCK:NEOBEE] 1D: 0.00510012 / 0.00535824 / 0.00559000 (4742 shares, 25.40876855 BTC), 7D: 0.00319950 / 0.00487664 / 0.00600000 (376229 shares, 1834.73380260 BTC), 30D: 0.00261000 / 0.00428779 / 0.00600000 (555632 shares, 2382.43388633 BTC)
ThickAsThieves: new outstandings
mircea_popescu: i thot it autcompetes.
mircea_popescu: a cause they sold at 32 or what
ThickAsThieves: and on last day went up 5-10%
ThickAsThieves: so everyone got their daytrader hats on
ThickAsThieves: but not everyone's conf emails made it thru spam
mircea_popescu: benkay your typography is a mess too btw
mircea_popescu: cause randomly fonts are larger and smaller and it makes no friggin sense
ThickAsThieves: i say 'everyone' but it's really like 1 or 2 guys with 5 sox
ThickAsThieves: i was tempted to offer free coins to the sox as sorry if more than 2 could show previous share ownership
mircea_popescu: never do that.
ThickAsThieves: sox have infinite hp
ThickAsThieves: can't win
mircea_popescu: never buy from spam emails, never pay retards etc
peterl: don't feed the trolls
ThickAsThieves: also tempted to do a moderated thread, but of course then you get all the troll in the speculation thread moving from website design complaints to scam accusations
ThickAsThieves: wtb wot forum
mircea_popescu: nah, those are a bad idea
benkay: mircea_popescu: on the subject of shit that ain't getting fixed, your footnote tooltips are also busted
mircea_popescu: benkay jesus christ you people.
kakobrekla: lol gotta love assets.
benkay: file it under "i know and don't care" for both of us
ThickAsThieves: tooltips need moar css
benkay: mpex tables are ugly too while we're at it
benkay: CSS MEANS PROFESSIONAL
kakobrekla: css line a day keeps the doctor away.
ThickAsThieves: and those charts
benkay: yeah need some css on your charts breh
ThickAsThieves: i hope CSS4 has chart features
kakobrekla: those charts are like for colorblind or something.
benkay: i hear js 3 has embedded css
ozbot: Selectors Level 4
kakobrekla: sector level 4
kakobrekla: like some old 2d game
benkay: kakobrekla the javascripts dollars you're using are all wrong too
kakobrekla: what should i be using javascript bitcoins?
benkay: duh!
benkay: bitquery
benkay: jurov i don't even know where to begin with you
benkay: (bquery)
kakobrekla: >chanserv< register #bitcoin-css
kakobrekla: -ChanServ- #bitcoin-css is now registered to kakobrekla.
benkay: bquery library has all functions in jquery
benkay: they all just clobber the dom with a picture of a naked girl in public
mircea_popescu: benkay check how fixed they are, bish
benkay: 1% of the time it's an obese whale
ThickAsThieves: do they still disappear before i'm done reading them?
benkay: do that yourself, mircea_popescu?
mircea_popescu: mp's timeline : :34 bishes bish. :35 yells and screams :36 orders changes :39 is delivered changes :40 dey see me rollin dey hatein
mircea_popescu: AGILE ELOPEMENT!
benkay: agile antelope
mircea_popescu: and to celebrate,
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.07866673 = 0.236 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10650 @ 0.00085685 = 9.1255 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu now watches benkay tear his entire shitty stack apart because apparently in sucks.py you don't have a function for unrandomizing font sizes
benkay: i have yet to receive an actual bug report here
benkay: just folks on the other side of the wire saying "gosh it should really look a different way"
benkay: and i don't take dependencies for myself or clients on python libraries. period.
benkay: but! link me to an example of rando-sizing and i'll take a look at it.
benkay: mircea_popescu ^^
mircea_popescu: Reproduced for posterity:
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 60 @ 0.00545 = 0.327 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: Icbit.se lists a future which
mircea_popescu: Having a depend
mircea_popescu: they'reall different sizes
benkay: they're all the same size. <li>'s inside a footnote have different linespacing.
benkay: dunno if you can inspect elements in lynx and get their computed css properties, but if you do that you can verify the above claim.
benkay: anyways when there's capital to be flushed down the drain of styling around here you can bet i'll do it. appearances ain't a priority on anything but http://survantjames.com until we're booked for a year solid.
PsychoticBoy: !btceuro
mircea_popescu: da fuck is a survantjames
mircea_popescu: "You can't see it, but since this is America, the problem here is debt. Not credit card debt, though I suspect that's substantial too, but self-esteem debt. They're borrowing against their future accomplishments to feel good about themselves today, hoping they'll be able to pay it back."
benkay: it's a scam
kakobrekla: gf showed me that earlier
kakobrekla: i said its armpits
kakobrekla: but i didnt get a close look
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla thats probably because you've not seen hair on a woman's pubis since 2005
mircea_popescu: stop dating tweens!
kakobrekla: tween would be nice.
peterl: what's the gribble command to see the current exchange rate?
ozbot: Gamblers wager billions on unregulated Bitcoin betting sites | Updates | PBS NewsHour | PBS
ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 558.01, Best ask: 558.99, Bid-ask spread: 0.98000, Last trade: 559.22, 24 hour volume: 5157.75311747, 24 hour low: 553.0, 24 hour high: 574.0, 24 hour vwap: 563.038889631
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.08496914 = 0.2549 BTC [+] {2}
peterl: oh noes, not unregulated gambling!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1338 @ 0.00018499 = 0.2475 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 28 @ 0.00540015 = 0.1512 BTC [-] {2}
FabianB: MPEx.rb 0.7.0 released
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.09 = 0.36 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: FabianB new features ?
FabianB: mircea_popescu: someone requested 'push' without having to use the 'plain' raw command
FabianB: and improved security of password handling (even though i recommend using gpg-agent)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 25 @ 0.005488 = 0.1372 BTC [+]
FabianB: some improvements to the portfolio cmd too (statistics of STAT / prices)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11190 @ 0.00085095 = 9.5221 BTC [-]
ozbot: How one defence staffer stood up for Access to Information - Politics - CBC News
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 75 @ 0.005488 = 0.4116 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 19 @ 0.005488 = 0.1043 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.005488 = 0.2744 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.08050002 = 0.805 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 81 @ 0.00548797 = 0.4445 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 15 @ 0.06989999 = 1.0485 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 55 @ 0.0054898 = 0.3019 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 55 @ 0.00549 = 0.302 BTC [+]
nubbins`: right on, brought a stack of zines to a coffee shop yesterday and they've got a third of them sold already
nubbins`: and are inquiring about shirts :0
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 170 @ 0.00549248 = 0.9337 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00549985 = 0.55 BTC [+]
benkay: to your business, nubbins`
nubbins` drains his beer
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 145 @ 0.00549985 = 0.7975 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9315 @ 0.00085282 = 7.944 BTC [+] {3}
benkay: shipped a project skeleton last week and the pm wants to bring us on to another project he's doing
benkay: here's to a fantastic 2014, assettes
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.00549985 = 0.2475 BTC [+]
nubbins`: nice
nubbins`: cheers all around
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 46 @ 0.00548977 = 0.2525 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: "It seems like Mark Karpeles is blinking "GAG" repeatedly in MORSE code during the video, did anyone else notice this?"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.09 = 0.18 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.09 = 0.36 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 174 @ 0.00575 = 1.0005 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 20 @ 0.00549985 = 0.11 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00085708 = 4.7139 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 7 @ 0.13311598 = 0.9318 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.07946807 = 1.192 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.08496619 = 0.7647 BTC [+] {3}
ozbot: Jonathan Lebed: Stock Manipulator, S.E.C. Nemesis -- and 15 - New York Times
benkay: kid needs to get into btc
benkay: make a killing
benkay: "Greg and Connie were born in New Jersey, but from the moment the Internet struck, they might as well have just arrived from Taiwan. When the Internet landed on them, it redistributed the prestige and authority that goes with a general understanding of the ways of the world away from the grown-ups and to the child. The grown-ups now depended on the child to translate for them. Technology had turned them into a family of immigrants."
benkay: future of btc
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 25 @ 0.0054 = 0.135 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 31 @ 0.00539998 = 0.1674 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 132 @ 0.00539998 = 0.7128 BTC [+] {3}
nubbins`: rg is raging at the world in -otc
nubbins`: he disappeared for a week with a bunch of loans outstanding
nubbins`: and is now scrambling to undo the damage
benkay: who is rg?
kakobrekla: oh my.
kakobrekla: he had a vps company listed on mpex benkay
benkay: ah right and sold it to someone else iirc?
kakobrekla: later to get a real job and leaving it up with namworld
kakobrekla: or something
kakobrekla: cause real jobs is the future
benkay: steve jobs is the future
BingoBoingo: Nah, Steve Jobs had Pancreatic cancer, Real Jobs is the last survivor of the Jobs family
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1700 @ 0.00085711 = 1.4571 BTC [+]
assbot: Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1679958/plain/)
benkay: !b 3
BingoBoingo: Eventually no Jobs will be left
benkay: ah nice, assbot doesn't bash assbot quotes
benkay: er, lines
benkay: that's right we had some luls with that one time
benkay: hey nubbins` would you be a friend and pastebin some logs of the -otc drama for us?
kakobrekla: yes its a feature, not a bug .:\
kakobrekla: yes drama give. btcusd is low. drama nao!!
nubbins`: benkay, it's just noise
benkay: moar drams
nubbins`: nothing particular lel-worthy, just some guy grasping at straws
benkay: well it might be caselaw nubbins` that's the thing
benkay: in fact i'm pretty sure it's caselaw
kakobrekla: did he lose it on gox'
BingoBoingo: Wait, More Electronic Rap Ghost drama?
benkay: pretty please, nubbins`?
kakobrekla: its Rap Electronic Ghost, not Electronic Rap Ghost
ozbot: [21:05:50] <rg> but i had to pay rent today [21:06:04] <nezZario> The only - Pastebin.com
nubbins`: that's as far back as my client goes
benkay: thanks bruvva
nubbins`: apparently i'm not saving logs
benkay: me neither - gotta fixit.
nubbins`: he was lurking as Guest56803 for the past few days
nubbins`: finally decided to start talking today
kakobrekla: well what has the world come to
kakobrekla: rap electronic ghosts living of xpm atcoins
kakobrekla: altcoins
kakobrekla: o lol
kakobrekla: [21:20:29] <rg> <HappzzC__: im workin with like 2500 ms latency here
kakobrekla: [21:21:00] <HappzzC__> yeah, youre like a week late snd i depend on the miney
dub__: ;;ud paying the rent
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Paying%20the%20Rent | Paying the Rent. A sex position in which the man fits his shoulders into the back of the womans knees, lifts her off the ground so that only her shoulders are onĀ ...
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: Paying the Rent
kakobrekla: ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE ANYONE
kakobrekla: lol dub
dub__: rg is butthurt his jacked botnets no longer make banque
kakobrekla: pretty much
dub__: ah the log goes into that
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34374 @ 0.00085789 = 29.4891 BTC [+]
benkay: eenie meenie money no mo'
nubbins`: also butthurt that i rated him -2
nubbins`: doesn't seem to want to come to terms that this is because i don't trust him
nubbins`: which, after all, is what a web of trust is
nubbins`: it's not a web of people who eventually made good in the end after being publicly embarassed
nubbins`: [21:43:53] <rg> well this is annoying
nubbins`: [21:43:57] <rg> and everyone is being mean to me
nubbins`: [21:43:58] <rg> so im leaving
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.0054 = 0.243 BTC [+]
benkay: well that's bloody interesting
benkay: not really writeup worthy, except for participants
dub: what is
benkay: and to work for posterity just oodles of research into this rapeghost character
benkay: nubbins` pastebin from earlier, dub
dub: heh
dub: dude is og but scetchy as fuck
dub: I got stories
nubbins`: me too, you've likely heard em
benkay: what are your stories, dub?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 6703 @ 0.00019 = 1.2736 BTC [+]
dub: I don't hate the guy, no reason to drag old shit into the -assets blogparty
benkay: it's all going to come out eventually.
dub: and he ragequits all the time, the signal-drama ration is about normal
dub: ratio*
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 185 @ 0.0054 = 0.999 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9400 @ 0.00085864 = 8.0712 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 61 @ 0.0054 = 0.3294 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3700 @ 0.00085864 = 3.177 BTC [+]
benkay: no atc on coinedup
ozbot: Coined Up - The FREE Crypto-Only Currency Exchange
benkay: get on it, alters
Jakamoko: did you build that exchange?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.09 = 0.27 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10145 @ 0.00085882 = 8.7127 BTC [+] {2}
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.04399749 = 0.176 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.08 = 0.16 BTC [-] {2}
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00517503 = 2.5875 BTC [-] {18}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.0055 = 0.11 BTC
herbijudlestoids: just checking in
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.044599 = 0.1784 BTC [+]
B007: hi
benkay: oh hey herbijudlestoids good to know you're still alive
kakobrekla: i thought he wasnt coming back
B007: no it is his programmed bot on his vps
B007: he is dead since yesterday
benkay: hey guys
benkay: what goes on the ideal crypto-savvy human's personal-security checklist?
MisterE: John Kerry: "You just don't in the 21st Century behave...by invading another country on completely trumped-up pretext" http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-26405635
MisterE: he smokes a lot of cock
B007: o rly? I heard he likes to eat it raw
dub: benkay: like physical skurity? or general bcp
dub: standard cryptotarian carry, ar15 concealed in banjo case
B007: ak-47 + extended mag ftw
BingoBoingo: benkay: Tack hammer on one's belt
chetty: horn-rim glasses and a pocket protector
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