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ozbot: No, it’s not the revenue. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 67 @ 0.0052 = 0.3484 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 515 @ 0.00521998 = 2.6883 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 184 @ 0.00522 = 0.9605 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13125 @ 0.00078995 = 10.3681 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.0002 = 0.2 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1047 @ 0.0002 = 0.2094 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 200 @ 0.00747579 = 1.4952 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 16 @ 0.00722 = 0.1155 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1 @ 0.11348096 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 43 @ 0.00533999 = 0.2296 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 143 @ 0.00534998 = 0.765 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7323 @ 0.00079 = 5.7852 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 512 @ 0.00537388 = 2.7514 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 140 @ 0.0055 = 0.77 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 263 @ 0.00543804 = 1.4302 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00543999 = 0.544 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 540 @ 0.00543999 = 2.9376 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 60 @ 0.00543999 = 0.3264 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 124 @ 0.00543999 = 0.6746 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 35 @ 0.00523021 = 0.1831 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 461 @ 0.00543629 = 2.5061 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 158 @ 0.00547656 = 0.8653 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 202 @ 0.0055 = 1.111 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 31 @ 0.00557741 = 0.1729 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 19 @ 0.00560001 = 0.1064 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 104 @ 0.00563923 = 0.5865 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 200 @ 0.00561 = 1.122 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 64 @ 0.00561 = 0.359 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 446 @ 0.00561 = 2.5021 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 621 @ 0.00566599 = 3.5186 BTC [+] {8}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42378 @ 0.00079073 = 33.5096 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.021399 = 0.214 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5550 @ 0.0008369 = 4.6448 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.051 = 0.153 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.0008377 = 8.0419 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3800 @ 0.0008377 = 3.1833 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 32 @ 0.05208062 = 1.6666 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 33 @ 0.082 = 2.706 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1 @ 0.10193047 BTC [-]
cazalla: first time creating a bet, why does the bet list me as having bet twice for a larger amount?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 212 @ 0.00559937 = 1.1871 BTC [+] {3}
KRS-One: take j00 money
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.0002 = 0.4 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 26 @ 0.05100769 = 1.3262 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 20 @ 0.00561 = 0.1122 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3697 @ 0.00083741 = 3.0959 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26385 @ 0.0008377 = 22.1027 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.5808 = 2.904 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 5 @ 0.115696 = 0.5785 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 82 @ 0.09794722 = 8.0317 BTC [-] {16}
cazalla: KRS-One does someone else kick in the pad the bet when they are approved?
cazalla: to pad*
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 500 @ 0.00051474 = 0.2574 BTC [-] {17}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.09400001 = 0.282 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 21 @ 0.08661902 = 1.819 BTC [+] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.0894 = 0.447 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13815 @ 0.0008377 = 11.5728 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 57 @ 0.00561 = 0.3198 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 32 @ 0.00561 = 0.1795 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 75 @ 0.00561 = 0.4208 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6139 @ 0.00084212 = 5.1698 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4626 @ 0.00084491 = 3.9086 BTC [+]
MisterE: btc-e down again :/
MisterE: and I want to sell
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 22 @ 0.0515 = 1.133 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1800 @ 0.0008444 = 1.5199 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20579 @ 0.00084417 = 17.3722 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 25 @ 0.0055 = 0.1375 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 4 @ 0.13311598 = 0.5325 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5299 @ 0.00084491 = 4.4772 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.09000202 = 0.45 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28750 @ 0.00087258 = 25.0867 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 19 @ 0.0056099 = 0.1066 BTC [-]
FabianB: ;;ticker --currency eur --market all
gribble: MtGox BTCEUR last: 95.89175, vol: 0.00000000 | Bitstamp BTCEUR last: 405.35775, vol: 25090.63405584 | BTC-E BTCEUR last: 399.99999, vol: 277.45636 | BTCChina BTCEUR last: 406.1655, vol: 6636.95400000 | Volume-weighted last average: 405.478807636
FabianB: ;;calc 1/405.478807636
gribble: 0.00246622013572
FabianB: ;;calc 1/0.00220000
gribble: 454.545454545
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1500 @ 0.00050159 = 0.7524 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 25 @ 0.08386884 = 2.0967 BTC [-] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 34 @ 0.10595585 = 3.6025 BTC [+] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 20 @ 0.05050525 = 1.0101 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 24 @ 0.13311598 = 3.1948 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30900 @ 0.0008745 = 27.0221 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 12 @ 0.08325 = 0.999 BTC [-] {6}
ozbot: Obama warns Russia over Ukraine intervention - Europe - Al Jazeera English
ThickAsThieves: something about "warns Russia" bothers me... this isn't a 3rd world country he's warning
ThickAsThieves: Options include skipping a G8 summit planned for this summer in Sochi, Russia, as well as trade limitations "and putting some commerce deals on hold," Al Jazeera's Jordan reports.
ThickAsThieves: Obama was just posting on reddit
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 55 @ 0.00555021 = 0.3053 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 50 @ 0.13311598 = 6.6558 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17500 @ 0.000868 = 15.19 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell copumpkin your pubkey is unusable for some sort of reason.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
ozbot: Bitcoin's Warren Buffet makes 8k BTC profit in February, halts options trading because of the lack o
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18600 @ 0.0008702 = 16.1857 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: o look at that
mircea_popescu: $vwap s.mpoe
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: S.MPOE 1 day: average: 0.00083806 high: 0.00087478 low: 0.000745 volume: 1421928 btc: 1191.6611664 7 day: average: 0.0008666 high: 0.0008982 low: 0.000745 volume: 7508070 btc: 6506.4808497 30 day: average: 0.00087779 high: 0.00096 low: 0.000745 volume: 29347907 btc: 25761.1538897
mircea_popescu: learn something every day.
nubbins`: most days, anyway
mircea_popescu: nubbins` are you nugyar ?
nubbins`: i'll never tell!
nubbins`: fairly eye-catching as far as headlines go though, hey?
mircea_popescu: i'll bet you 1k atcs it never gets over 10 positive vote differeential.
nubbins`: i'll take that bet once i get around to generating an actual address that starts with 1AltcoinSucksCocks
mircea_popescu: o wait you're the atc hater
nubbins`: heh.
mircea_popescu: what altscamcoin of your choice would you take instead ?
nubbins`: hate is such a strong word
mircea_popescu: ya but hater isn't.
nubbins`: the opposite, even
nubbins`: ah, they're all the same. does a horse prefer one gopher hole over another?
mircea_popescu: so you've rendered yourself unplaypayable ?
nubbins`: well i'm still heavily exposed in both fiat and btc, so not quite
mircea_popescu: unPLAYpayable
nubbins`: oh, i misread
nubbins`: i do accept canadian tire money, but it's harder to find in yurop
mircea_popescu: da fucxk is that
ozbot: Canadian Tire money - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
nubbins`: it's a thing.
mircea_popescu: holy shit
nubbins`: not unheard-of to find private businesses that accept it
nubbins`: the quintessential canadian scrip
mircea_popescu: i had no idea
mircea_popescu: "but is not considered a private currency"
nubbins`: nod. "a part of our heritage"
mircea_popescu: because why
nubbins`: because CT isn't as brave as they'd like to be
mircea_popescu: but i mean... it gets redeemed and circulated right ?
mircea_popescu: what else?
nubbins`: yeah
mircea_popescu: The coupon rate earned was initially 5% of the eligible purchase price but was subsequently lowered to 3%, then to 1.4%, and now is 0.4%.
mircea_popescu: lmao why
nubbins`: not unusual to find yourself in the lineup at canadian tire, stuck behind some asshole buying a snowblower with canadian tire money
nubbins`: do you know how long it takes to count out nine hundred dollars in 10 cent bills?!
mircea_popescu: o holy shi
mircea_popescu: and yes i do. i come from romania, remember ?
nubbins`: i often wondered why south korea hasn't revalued their currency
nubbins`: no subunits; everything is "won", with 1000 won ~= $1
mircea_popescu: more than the value per se, romania is still to this day a cash economy.
mircea_popescu: i have never used a plastic card to pay for any purchase during my entire stay here.
mircea_popescu: i am the 99% in this regard.
nubbins`: sk too, at least until mobile phone payments started around 2007
nubbins`: it's unusual for canadians to carry any amount of cash
nubbins`: i am the 1% in this regard
nubbins`: (and no other)
mircea_popescu: how to be a real gangsta :
mircea_popescu: carry fifteen hundred dolla in cash and fifteen hundred dolla worth of gun
nubbins`: i should get a firearms license
nubbins`: i want to learn to hunt
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5801 BTC [-]
nubbins`: lel, first comment on that reddit post
nubbins`: bbl fixing hot water tank
mircea_popescu: Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
mircea_popescu: Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
mircea_popescu: Everybody knows that the war is over
mircea_popescu: Everybody knows the good guys lost
mircea_popescu: Everybody knows the fight was fixed
mircea_popescu: The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
mircea_popescu: That's how it goes
mircea_popescu: Everybody knows
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.09738672 = 0.1948 BTC [+] {2}
cazalla: mircea_popescu: when a bet i created is added to the site, why does it show duplicate bets coming from my address?
mircea_popescu: cazalla you mean this http://bitbet.us/faq/#21 ?
cazalla: guess i should pay more attention next time :)
mircea_popescu: o look at that, cyprus govt collapsed overnight
nubbins`: cohen is fucking amazing, ever read him?
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
nubbins`: the music is great, but the poetry...!
mircea_popescu: i don't care for his politics,
mircea_popescu: but yes, poetry i read.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 42 @ 0.00560989 = 0.2356 BTC [+]
wao-ender: i'm laughing so hard right now
mircea_popescu: internally they call it the mpocalypse.
wao-ender: why that term?
wao-ender: had hard night, one hint please
mircea_popescu: nubbins` aaand it's burried. you couldn't tell them if you wanted to.
mircea_popescu: wao-ender we're having this little private war, had for a while. mp versus the idiots.
mircea_popescu: the idiots are currently getting reamed with fireworks.
wao-ender: *rearmed?
mircea_popescu: ;;ud reamed
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Reamed | Reamed. To Ream, to annihilate the ass-hole of your sexual partner while performing anal sex. After I reamed her ass last night I feel L337 as hell. by Griffin  ...
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: Reamed
wao-ender: lol reamed
mircea_popescu: anyway, let's pull a little chain here.
mircea_popescu: hey Luke-Jr, how about that bfl ?
mircea_popescu: (you know you're going on the list of accessories for that prosecution, right ?)
mircea_popescu: better spend the 30% left of those savings and anything you can borrow to retain counsel now, before the freeze orders start raining down.
mircea_popescu: you'll need all the help you can get propping up the "ignorant idiot without a clue" defense.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.050505 = 0.5051 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 11 @ 0.13311598 = 1.4643 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: so BFL never shipped those pci boards that were guaranteed for xmas deliver?
ThickAsThieves: color me serbprized
ThickAsThieves: these recaptchas seem to be getting more impossible
ozbot: Live Blogging Berkshire’s Earnings & Buffett’s Annual Letter - MoneyBeat - WSJ
ThickAsThieves: "Berkshire’s gain in net worth during 2013 was $34.2 billion"
mircea_popescu: i forget, what do hey have under management ? 2 trn ?
ThickAsThieves: not sure i know how to read it right, but i see $74.3t in a lot of places
mircea_popescu: i think that's their reach
mircea_popescu: (ie, what position they could take counting all leverage)
mircea_popescu: look for "total assets under management"
ThickAsThieves: can;t find it
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9300 @ 0.00086739 = 8.0667 BTC [-] {2}
ThickAsThieves: Total current assets ..................... 25,035 (in mils)
ThickAsThieves: how will they fair when he dies? "Next year’s letter will review our 50 years at Berkshire and speculate a bit about the next 50. In the meantime, come to Omaha on May 3rd and enjoy our Woodstock for Capitalists."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 150 @ 0.00085581 = 0.1284 BTC [-] {4}
wao-ender: BingoBoingo: Ukranian Deputies Threaten to Restart Nuclear Weapons Program in Response to Russian Support for Crimea Separatists
ThickAsThieves: worst headline i've seen from Al Jazeera: Israel shoots dead woman near Gaza border
ThickAsThieves: lol the Mastercoin currency exchange is called Masterchest
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20384 @ 0.00086974 = 17.7288 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: i wonder if they can get the irghts for the dog
mircea_popescu: "his master's voice"
ThickAsThieves: cyprus gov collapsed?
ThickAsThieves: i guess everyone really was still using gox
ThickAsThieves: RBS, BFL, Cyprus
ThickAsThieves: Under that plan, Cyprus must privatize its ports, telecoms and electricity companies to raise up to 1.4 billion and pay down debt by 2018. Centre and left wing parties rejected the privatization scheme.
ThickAsThieves: why do lefties deny?
ThickAsThieves: sounds great to me
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 120 @ 0.07415382 = 8.8985 BTC [-] {16}
mircea_popescu: because they'd like sovereignity.
mircea_popescu: the only chip cyprus has at any table is the ports and telecoms
ThickAsThieves: parliament split 25-25 on the vote, with five abstentions
ThickAsThieves: sounds like someone's payoff check was late
mircea_popescu: lmao @55 seat parliament. i imagine their senate is not large enough to supply players for a tournament of bridge.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.13569717 = 0.4071 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5800 @ 0.00086581 = 5.0217 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.00555021 = 0.2498 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: an' now back to our regularly scheduled programme.
wao-ender: ordinary romanian day^?
mircea_popescu: for the 1%
mircea_popescu: those lucky enough to work for the 0.01%
cazalla: is that good beer
wao-ender: add Crimea hassle.
wao-ender: I think, perfect last few days.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11264 @ 0.00086993 = 9.7989 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: well the truth is... the russians could never afford to lose that.
FabianB: so OIX and MPBOR is suspended for the time being
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8338 @ 0.00087076 = 7.2604 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1879 @ 0.00019998 = 0.3758 BTC [+] {4}
davout: FabianB: looks like it
ThickAsThieves: all coindesk* gox articles
nubbins`: mircea_popescu, a belated birthday gift
mircea_popescu: FabianB yes.
mircea_popescu: sorry about that.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves that strategy worked in the past so well for so many now famous venues
mircea_popescu: wait... i couldn't actually name one
mircea_popescu: but obviously it worked. it must have. right ?
ThickAsThieves: content has to come from somewhere!
ThickAsThieves: i'm not even sure what purpose this doodad serves
mircea_popescu: i mean each year there are at least >9000 various start-ups, whether on broadway, off broadway, off-off broadway etc that try it.
ThickAsThieves: i can click all the tags!
mircea_popescu: i could never point to one that succeeded
mircea_popescu: and yet each year...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 10 @ 0.13311598 = 1.3312 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: back when the us was still a sovereign, it promised (together with russia) to defend the ukrainian border if ukraina agrees to dismantle nukes.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile russia is still a sovereign, but the us is not sovereign anymore.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-]
nubbins`: "that depends on what your definition of 'defend' is"
mircea_popescu: nope, notrly.
ozbot: Publishers Withdraw More than 120 Gibberish Science and Engineering Papers - Scientific American
asciilifeform: shannonizer ftw!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.05099 = 0.102 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 30 @ 0.0056 = 0.168 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 27 @ 0.0056 = 0.1512 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: there's one guy out there that's like, Wait I was serious! I'm not a machine!
mircea_popescu: ahjahaha
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4748 @ 0.00087076 = 4.1344 BTC [+]
ninjashogun: who was that
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 35 @ 0.00560987 = 0.1963 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: "The quantum droplet is made up of roughly five electrons and five holes. It possesses some characteristics of a liquid, like having ripples, the scientists said."
mircea_popescu: clearly, ripple wins at quantum.
mircea_popescu: anyway : new particle.
mircea_popescu: the dogeplet.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform obviously i misread "ripple cunt"
asciilifeform: ahahaha
mircea_popescu: which i suppose is nubbins`'s next band
mircea_popescu: once they're done dicking around with the dick
asciilifeform: 'Most of the conferences took place in China, and most of the fake papers have authors with Chinese affiliations.'
nubbins`: DICK SURGERY!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 121 @ 0.0056 = 0.6776 BTC [-]
ozbot: Twitter / CBCWam: Look at all the brand new CDS ...
nubbins`: that's one of our albums (atelier bleu!) on top of the pile :D
nubbins`: shoulda put dick surgery on top.
ThickAsThieves: "Just noticed my TOR wallet emptied a couple of days ago"
ThickAsThieves: Just noticed my lawn gnome was stolen
ThickAsThieves: and now all i have is these pictures
mircea_popescu: OMFG GUISE someone stoled my lawn
mircea_popescu: aw shit too slow again
ThickAsThieves: crimean!
ThickAsThieves: it has both crime and mean in it
ThickAsThieves: word of the month!
nubbins`: so we got our enormous-carbon-footprint 6.25% organic tank tops in for the yoga studio (eco-friendly!)
nubbins`: they don't even say "organic" on the label, anywhere
nubbins`: hahaha
nubbins`: fuck this client
ThickAsThieves: i was at an event last night where the speaker told the crowd to only eat orgasmic veggies
ThickAsThieves: especially if you eat the skin
nubbins`: people don't eat the skin?!
ThickAsThieves: and fruits*
ThickAsThieves: well, like bananas
asciilifeform: re: 'scigen': all the 'authors' would need to do now is to adjust the rng
asciilifeform: the problem of 'tell shit from shinola programmatically' is ai-complete
asciilifeform: anyone is welcome to try it even for 'arxiv vs snarxiv' (http://snarxiv.org/vs-arxiv)
mircea_popescu: snarxiv hahaha.
mircea_popescu: people here know everything don't they.
nubbins`: ah, good point
nubbins`: what sort of deviant would eat a banana peel ;(
ThickAsThieves: well it is probly the most orgasmic fruit
ThickAsThieves: other than maybe cucumbers
ThickAsThieves: but to you'd have to "fruit" "loosely" if using a cucumber
mircea_popescu: can someone link me to the log where i rant about how if someone had an idea they didn't have an idea until someone in power says so ?
ThickAsThieves: not sure if you ever quite put it that recursively
mircea_popescu: i didn't
mircea_popescu: i can't remember what the fuck exactly i said and so i can't grep too efficiently.
ThickAsThieves: say something new then
ThickAsThieves: it'll be more memorable this time
ThickAsThieves: use a fucked up analogy
ThickAsThieves: itll help
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the 'art' piece?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i think it was around that discussion, but not exactly.
mircea_popescu: i was ranting at either tat or thestringpuller i think
mircea_popescu: fucking hell i need ai.
mircea_popescu: why doesn't grep take gestures!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 138 @ 0.00544066 = 0.7508 BTC [-] {6}
nubbins`: mp, ever read any Federico Garcia Lorca? was reminded of him earlier
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 318 @ 0.00050177 = 0.1596 BTC [+] {7}
nubbins`: cohen named his daughter after him
nubbins`: always meant to pick some up, never quite got around to it
asciilifeform: nubbins`: the fellow with 'guardia civil, alma de charol' ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.05055 = 0.1011 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: computer says yes
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 16 @ 0.05003136 = 0.8005 BTC [-] {5}
mircea_popescu: Jan 25 16:40:13 <mircea_popescu>we're not equal, even if we can type the same strings in a box they still aren't the same strings. depends whose name signs on them. we're not equal, even if two people have "the same idea", in one head it's an idea, in another head it's nothing.
mircea_popescu: fuck me.
mircea_popescu: it was worth having it searched for. look at that beauty.
nubbins`: colored strings
mircea_popescu: nubbins` yes.
asciilifeform: what was the context here
asciilifeform: 'Quod licet Jovi...' ?
mircea_popescu: the context is complicated.
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
mircea_popescu: basically me having an explosion over kids putting themselves in the whoodchipper
ThickAsThieves: fukn shit ... 19 AM shares lost in error on my last week. Grrr
mircea_popescu: the kids are playing the ceo, the woodchipper is chipping away
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 44 @ 0.00559998 = 0.2464 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: never fucked up til now
mircea_popescu: thickasukto.
ThickAsThieves: well at least i can afford to fix it
ThickAsThieves: fukn gmail and threaded emails caused it
nubbins`: that's the spirit
asciilifeform: if i understand correctly, this is just the difference between armchair general and actual general
ThickAsThieves: btw you see people shares ukyo's facebook?
kakobrekla: oh yeah whats with the ukyo now
kakobrekla: did he pay up or what
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 35 @ 0.00559998 = 0.196 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: or did he have the coins on gox
kakobrekla: cause that WOULD be fun.
kakobrekla: wait his name is MonTroll
kakobrekla: and you expect him to pay!?
nubbins`: mon ami, votre troll
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.051 = 0.153 BTC [+]
nubbins`: or is that too stiff? ton troll if you prefer
kakobrekla: seems like hawaiian troll of men
nubbins`: brb reboot
nubbins`: 46 days uptime on a laptop ;o
kakobrekla: mine is longer.
ThickAsThieves: heh, Friedcat is covering the 19 shares :)
ThickAsThieves: i got a bailout
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you understand correctly.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23885 @ 0.00086496 = 20.6596 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: also this is for an article im about to write so you'll see what i want to say by it presently.
ThickAsThieves: that reminds me
ThickAsThieves: i was reading the MPOE statement
mircea_popescu: <kakobrekla> wait his name is MonTroll <<< inigo montrollya
ThickAsThieves: does the section with the graph basically imply that as you made efforts to CYA on those purchased Puts, the influenced caused a ripple that dropped the exchange rate all around?
mircea_popescu: i didn't think it implies such
mircea_popescu: i thought it outright said it.
ThickAsThieves: sometimes explicit things seem obfuscated to me :)
Namworld: Montroll is an actual family name tho
mircea_popescu: kind-of the point of that article, if you read between the... lines
mircea_popescu: o no wait. not of that article. of some other article.
ThickAsThieves: so a further implication might be, don;t bet too hard against mircea or he'll just move the goal posts?
mircea_popescu: either that or don't fucking read too deep into what mp says and go all fucking nuts just because he has to cover 10k
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00569989 = 0.285 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: i would say it's becoming a major problem now that people keep trying to outmaneuver me intellectually, and whereas i'm very blunt, they ascribe wallstreet-esque depths of trachery to what i do
ThickAsThieves: that's a big sword you got
mircea_popescu: the result being ocasionally incontrollable deflagrations
mircea_popescu: so let's all simmer down and take mp at his word.
ThickAsThieves: at hi sword
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 111 @ 0.00559998 = 0.6216 BTC [-]
assbot: Last 24 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1674360/plain/)
mircea_popescu: anyway, it's ridiculous, just look at the volatility curve for 4-8 feb.
mircea_popescu: it's like V
ThickAsThieves: you just wnat me to spend more trilema credits!
kakobrekla: how do you think hes gonna get by now, without the mpoe options....
davout: lol
ThickAsThieves: i've spent like 800 so far
mircea_popescu: i gotta expensify those things
mircea_popescu: currently i'm shitting the bitcoin advisor market, because you wouldn't hire anyone to pay him 100x for stupid shit
mircea_popescu: when you could juist read the stuff on trilema and be ahead.
mircea_popescu: somehow BingoBoingo doesn't quite manage to hate me for it, yet.
ThickAsThieves: well you are mean and scary enough that anyone that would pay an advisor is probly ignoring you
mircea_popescu: yeah, plenty of rabbits with money all over the forest.
mircea_popescu: this happens.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17150 @ 0.00086599 = 14.8517 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: plus they need to get through the irc log as a primer now to even hope to understand what's going on
mircea_popescu: understanding is this fascinating beast, in that it works in parts
mircea_popescu: you don;t have to understand the whole thing to have an actionable understanding.
ThickAsThieves: so do inside jokes
ThickAsThieves: probly what people dismiss this all as
nubbins`: bayman just bought my bass amp
nubbins` dusts off hands
mircea_popescu: finance has always been the inside joke of some old jooz.
ThickAsThieves: those assholes pointing and laughing at shit that isnt even funny!
mircea_popescu: but anyway, there's going to be a livinbg to be earned in summarizing and translating irc and stuff for vaiours needs.
ThickAsThieves: i learned that if i am ever imprisoned i will need to tell them i am jewish in order to maintain veganism
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I think of it as reselling Trilema credits at a markup
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 20 @ 0.00533325 = 0.1067 BTC [-]
nubbins`: will they provide you with multivitamins?
ThickAsThieves: thats bs
ThickAsThieves: vegans dont require suppliments
ThickAsThieves: no one does
ThickAsThieves: well no one healthy
nubbins` reels in the line
mircea_popescu: unless you're in the habit of swallowing and do it 10 times a week
mircea_popescu: you can't really survive on all vegetals.
mircea_popescu: that's the dirty secret of good looking vegan chicks
mircea_popescu: they guzzle da cum.
mircea_popescu: notevenkidding.jpg
ThickAsThieves: well i agree that nuts are required for sustenance
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 43 @ 0.00533328 = 0.2293 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: that's gold
nubbins`: fun fact: cashews aren't nuts
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15482 @ 0.00086599 = 13.4073 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 150 @ 0.00533154 = 0.7997 BTC [-] {5}
Namworld: Looks like a lot of people bought huge amount of goxcoins at 60%-90%
ThickAsThieves: bitcointalk should have better thread mod features, like disallowing posts from new accounts and/or Trust rating requirements
ThickAsThieves: this sock bullshit is ... bullshit
ThickAsThieves: 10 accounts = 2 doods wanking
ThickAsThieves: Namworld, how many did you buy>
nubbins`: you got soxxed
peterl: Namworld: and there are people talking about resurecting Gox, can't we just let the pile of crap die now?
Namworld: I sold at 90%
Namworld: 10% cut, just after withdrawals were stopped.
peterl: did you get your fiat out?
ThickAsThieves: yeah everyone thinks they can brute force the wallets
ThickAsThieves: i say let em be
Namworld: lol, brute force wallets.
ozbot: Using Google Maps To Intercept FBI and Secret Service Calls - Slashdot
ThickAsThieves: there are some serious issues for small businesses and google
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 40 @ 0.00549996 = 0.22 BTC [+] {3}
ThickAsThieves: random restaurant owner has no clue what to do
ThickAsThieves: slaves to tripadvisor and shit
ThickAsThieves: victims of a complaint system masquerading as a reviw
ThickAsThieves: reviews*
ThickAsThieves: then savvy ones buy fake reviews
ThickAsThieves: hurting consumer
ThickAsThieves: business RPG
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.00020285 = 0.2029 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 243 @ 0.00088164 = 0.2142 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 13 @ 0.0213 = 0.2769 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: Need a water filter? Peel a tree branch - MIT News Office
nubbins`: won't work for cryptosporidium, but still impressive
ThickAsThieves: "This is a technology institute. I don't believe there are any communication courses here."
ThickAsThieves: says so much
ThickAsThieves: "This quote from your article aludes to plants having some sort of intelligence and a brain. This is rather disturbing to me coming from such a prestigious campus. This thinking must originate from some primitive caveman type of superstition. Otherwise this is a wonderful article."
ThickAsThieves: is Vitalik from MIT?
nubbins`: heh, commenters are such wet blankets
ThickAsThieves: should have lasers coming out of his eyes
ThickAsThieves: University of Waterloo
kakobrekla: >Full-time Cryptocurrency 2.0 Advocate
kakobrekla: oh my.
ThickAsThieves: yeah the new company line is bitcoin is outdated, havent you heard
ThickAsThieves: so many problemz with it
ThickAsThieves: like i dont own any
ozbot: St. John's man living in shed after booted out of housing - Newfoundland & Labrador - CBC News
nubbins`: a particularly insightful comment: "another sensational story by the CBC over dramatising as usual .....and indeed scrapping the bottom of the barrel ...give us a justin bieber story please"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9645 @ 0.00087078 = 8.3987 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: "What a heart wrenching one sided story."
nubbins`: cbc comments, in particular, are fucking brutal
nubbins`: that fucking dickhead "froglips" comments on every. single. story.
nubbins`: that said, this is a ridiculous excuse of a news story
ThickAsThieves: from the lips of frogs
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 28 @ 0.05005714 = 1.4016 BTC [-] {2}
chetty: Upper house to demand recall of Moscow ambassador to U.S.
ozbot: Ukraine crisis: Putin gets parliamentary approval for military use - World - CBC News
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 28 @ 0.00549999 = 0.154 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.09799997 = 0.196 BTC [+] {2}
asciilifeform: nubbins`: love the weasel man in that piece
asciilifeform: there is no grey
nubbins`: ukraine or homeless guy?
ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
ozbot: Pro idiotas, which obviously means, people who have ideas. Ie, idiots. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mirce
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.02001759 = 0.4004 BTC [-] {6}
mircea_popescu: <ThickAsThieves> like i dont own any <<< lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 55 @ 0.00530003 = 0.2915 BTC [-]
nubbins`: TBF some guy on the street offers me a joint, i say yes
nubbins`: but that's just because i live where i do
mircea_popescu: not as a 9yo girl
nubbins`: as a 9yo girl, i say i'm 9 and what is this
mircea_popescu: "can i suck your c0k instead ?"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 233 @ 0.00522431 = 1.2173 BTC [-] {4}
nubbins`: maybe not
nubbins`: hard to say
ThickAsThieves: i must admit i almost bought shares in bourse cuz jurov
ThickAsThieves: but upon reading it i couldbnt justify
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.0051007 = 0.5101 BTC [-] {4}
nubbins`: "But my curren PC is old and noise and it waking up wife and children when I working at night" heh
mircea_popescu: so you can think with head. congratulations, you should be on -assets.
nubbins`: sounds like he needs a new fan, not a new macbook pro
mircea_popescu: he cant open it and clean it
mircea_popescu: lest he voids the warranty
mircea_popescu: i should have linked him to my epic pics of me fixing laptop board in mexico hotel room, with solder shavings, safety pin and lighter.
wao-ender: I didnt buy when I read their prospectus..
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.00020499 = 0.205 BTC [+]
nubbins`: omg guise i've been selected for a free cruise to the bahamas!
nubbins`: all i need to do is press 1 now
nubbins`: or press 9 to decline
mircea_popescu: (because of where you happen to live)
nubbins`: if this woman approached me on the street, sure
nubbins`: long-distance phone call, nope
nubbins`: i don't take drugs from strangers over the phone either ;(
mircea_popescu: you woudn't download a joint ?
asciilifeform: press 'FO' instead.
nubbins`: if only i could
nubbins`: well, that's not entirely honest
nubbins`: you can kind of download a joint
mircea_popescu: 3d printed joints
mircea_popescu: on blotter paper.
nubbins`: i need to start producing blotter art.
nubbins`: money in that
mircea_popescu: well maybe not exactly money...
ozbot: blotter art | eBay
nubbins`: not set up to perforate paper tho
ThickAsThieves: "This is not going to be my life’s work." nice pitch
nubbins`: although tbf the perforated stuff doesn't really make the rounds anymore
nubbins`: tat, inorite?
ThickAsThieves: he basically says "I am useless" over and over
nubbins`: i am useless, pay me
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves part of the problem, of course, is epitomized in the word for barbarian
mircea_popescu: the greek idea was that "these people say nothing meaningful, may as well be sheep, bar bar"
nubbins`: "Well, so far I have an incorporated company that I own 100% of"
mircea_popescu: obviously this isn't exactly true.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.0200012 = 0.12 BTC [-]
nubbins`: "well so far i've spent a hundred dollars"
ThickAsThieves: i wonder if this is the same guy who emailed me a few days ago
mircea_popescu: it's not the quantum computing emulated on z80s if you mwan that one
mircea_popescu: that's a differnet, and much more sordid sort of nut.
ThickAsThieves: "Dear TAT,
ThickAsThieves: I am looking to do a fund raise for my business I would like to get your feedback on the best strategy to do so and the best way to reach the market.
ThickAsThieves: Malcolm O"
ThickAsThieves: that's the whole email
mircea_popescu: wait, were you the recipient of the
mircea_popescu: o no, that was pankkake
mircea_popescu: with the promoting of BEKs.
ThickAsThieves: I tell him to get a clue in kinder words, he replies "im sorry im a bit confused are u saying if i have the business plan / interesting offering you can't help me or you can ?"
ozbot: A deal can be anything. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: talking of self-enforcing contracts
ThickAsThieves: no more replies from me
mircea_popescu: the mjr_ way : allign the fucking incentives.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.02000001 = 0.2 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.05109999 = 0.511 BTC [+] {4}
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves any idea what "kr," is supposed to be ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.05113 = 0.1023 BTC [+] {2}
ThickAsThieves: kind regards
ThickAsThieves: i assime
Duffer1: no offer of $$ for your expertise?
ThickAsThieves: that wouldnt be appropriate anyway
peterl: or better, btc for expertise?
ThickAsThieves: i dont even think about what i want til i know i want anything at all
peterl: maybe you should respond with a "I charge X btc for this type of advise"?
ThickAsThieves: i'm done helping asshole
ThickAsThieves: at this point "customer" is a curse word to me
peterl: maybe he should open a forum thread, plenty of advise there ...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.31766783 BTC to 3`517 shares, 65899 satoshi per share
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9529 @ 0.00086402 = 8.2332 BTC [-] {2}
ThickAsThieves: from my first job through my whole life, i've observed customers thinking they are entitled and more experienced at the task they are paying for
ThickAsThieves: can't take it anymore
ThickAsThieves: mp stahp linking romanian articles :(
mircea_popescu: peterl i think he actually has it superbly stated. "i dont even think about what i want til i know i want anything at all"
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves the rabi one i sfucking great.
mircea_popescu: someone should translate that thing.
nubbins`: [13:28:15] <@Anduck> I'm selling a 10BTC Casascius silver coin for 30 BTC. Pm me if you want to buy it.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.02 = 0.12 BTC [-]
Anduck: nubbins`: want to buy it
Anduck: ??
peterl: that is a heck of a markup for a coin
mircea_popescu: no he just wants to rage
peterl: the silver is what, 0.1 btc?
Anduck: 10 BTC
nubbins`: mp has it
nubbins`: coin scalpers ;(
mircea_popescu: i doubt you can make a coin out of 60 dollars' worth of silver
mircea_popescu: 4oz coins ftw
ThickAsThieves: can't i just buy a blank and put 10btc on it?
peterl: oh, sorry, mental math fail
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves this is numismatics not engineering
ozbot: Fine Silver 1 kilogram Coin - Maple Leaf Forever - Mintage: 600 (2013)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8850 @ 0.00086242 = 7.6324 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: nubbins` didn't you canuk kooks make a 1 ton gold coin too ?
nubbins`: the bizarre part of all this is that you turned down an offer of 25btc
nubbins`: mircea_popescu, we have a nice mint and we're not afraid to use it :D
mircea_popescu: make solid wheels out of the stuffs
mircea_popescu: all rappers beeline to canada mint
mircea_popescu: TyreCoin
peterl: the alt-coin of the future! amazing!
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
ozbot: Royal Canadian Mint Million Dollar Coin (2007)
nubbins`: 100kg
nubbins`: 99999 fine
peterl: I love assbot :)
mircea_popescu: assamazing bot!
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
nubbins`: let me find a good quote
nubbins`: speaking of the mint
Duffer1: 30btc?! good lord you could probably bribe casc to do a one off perfect replica for half that
Duffer1: brb
mircea_popescu: nice link!
nubbins`: [Former Liberal cabinet minister David] Dingwall was defending his right to a hefty severance package after stepping down from a six-figure salary as head of the Canadian Mint. His departure, which some say was forced, came after revelations surfaced about ... questionable expense claims"
nubbins`: Dingwall's proclamation to a parliamentary committee: "I am entitled to my entitlements!"
ThickAsThieves: nice garlic logo!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.08625 = 0.345 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.05113 = 0.1023 BTC [+]
nubbins`: Duffer1: not a funded one ;D
Duffer1: depends if he has an unsold priv key to attach to it...
nubbins`: anyway, Dingwall turned the mint from a black hole into a very profitable endeavor
nubbins`: he was, indeed, entitled to his entitlements
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.09001052 = 0.36 BTC [+] {4}
mircea_popescu: nubbins` this is quite exactly why they fight his entitlements.
mircea_popescu: someone not deserving it they could stand, but someone who earned it they could never tolerate.
nubbins`: his expense claims turned out to be perfectly reasonable, in the meantime
nubbins`: it's not like he was a CANADIAN SENATOR or anything :D
mircea_popescu: wao-ender the best part about the pando link, by the way, is how cheap it all was
mircea_popescu: 500k yearly budget, srsly ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11100 @ 0.00086321 = 9.5816 BTC [+]
wao-ender: mircea_popescu: cheaper than invasion.
ThickAsThieves: Buffet: 'America’s best days lie ahead.'
ThickAsThieves: trolling in his last days
Duffer1: that must be why he bought recession proof heinz
mircea_popescu: was pretty epic that yeah lol
wao-ender: I like these US soft-skills.
nubbins`: so a friend of mine listens to this corny christian radio station that plays classical music
ThickAsThieves: see this is why i hate customers, after fixing this AM share mixup: "For this event, thank you very much for your cooperation.At the same time,As the responsible company, I hope you don't appear again similar mistakes !"
nubbins`: from earlier today: "so there's wind out there & that, and some roads are closed. not too warm out."
nubbins`: THANKS FOR THE UPDATE
mircea_popescu: wao-ender except if you dig into it, it was all soviets.
mircea_popescu: ex kgb's "languages" programme alumni
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves I hope you have learned your lesson son!
ThickAsThieves: yep, and the rub is this service is arguably provided for free
ThickAsThieves: free service brings much free advice
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 171 @ 0.00086321 = 0.1476 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: the community!
ThickAsThieves: is buffet going senile?
ThickAsThieves: “Woody Allen stated the general idea when he said: ‘The advantage of being bi-sexual is that it doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’ Similarly, our appetite for either operating businesses or passive investments doubles our chances of finding sensible uses for our endless gusher of cash.”
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: this is a parody ?
kakobrekla: whats wrong with that
ThickAsThieves: Warren Buffett once said, “Diversification is protection against ignorance, it makes little sense for those who know what they’re doing.”
ThickAsThieves: no it's real
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.049125 = 0.1965 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.085875 = 0.3435 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.13311598 = 0.3993 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: Seinfeld Clip - Kramer's Rickshaw Adventure - YouTube
ThickAsThieves: maybe he's giving cryptic hints to those that know him better
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves now that you've been here you cant stop thinking everyone's on his own -assets huh ?
ThickAsThieves: "Get out now, I've only got days left"
ThickAsThieves: well me and Occam are like this
ThickAsThieves crosses fingers
ThickAsThieves: you still remind me of him though
ThickAsThieves: “I must again confess that their investments outperformed mine. (Charlie says I should add “by a lot.”) If such humiliating comparisons continue, I’ll have no choice but to cease talking about them.”
ThickAsThieves: you have certainly said something very similar in trilema
ThickAsThieves: i forget about what
mircea_popescu: well yeah, but really it's neither me or him, it's just british.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: which neither of you are
mircea_popescu: a certain dry.
nubbins`: "Generally, for your own sake, you should spend most of your time not doing what you want to do, and especially so if you’re young."
nubbins`: well, at least i did that right
ThickAsThieves: that's a tricky statement
ThickAsThieves: can be taken the wrong way easily
mircea_popescu: it'd better be
mircea_popescu: it was on trilema after all.
ThickAsThieves: especially by a kid
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.0854999 = 0.171 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.13311598 = 0.2662 BTC [-] {2}
ThickAsThieves: all the kids reading trilema, ohnoes!
nubbins`: heh.
nubbins`: well, if kids didn't take things the wrong way they wouldn't be kids
mircea_popescu: let them take it the wrong way, what.
nubbins`: i take that statement more as retrospective affirmation than an instruction
ThickAsThieves: Buffet insulting his successor “Ajit’s mind is an idea factory that is always looking for more lines of business he can add to his current assortment.”
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves usure that's successor ?
ThickAsThieves: not officially
ThickAsThieves: said to be possibly
mircea_popescu: yeah. i think it's moire for the political press than anything
mircea_popescu: buffett is disgustingly libertard in his senile age.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform btw u saw that pando link ?
mircea_popescu: "Of the many problems that poses, none is more serious than the fact that Omidyar now has the only two people with exclusive access to the complete Snowden NSA cache, Glenn Greenwald and Laura Poitras. Somehow, the same billionaire who co-financed the “coup” in Ukraine with USAID, also has exclusive access to the NSA secrets—and very few in the independent media dare voice a skeptical word about it."
mircea_popescu: that's not actually correct, but w/e.
mircea_popescu: mark ames is doing work.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 40 @ 0.00539987 = 0.216 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 8 @ 0.13311598 = 1.0649 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1200 @ 0.00020338 = 0.2441 BTC [+] {3}
nubbins`: "how often do you replace your running shoes?" -wife to roommate
nubbins`: stay tuned for answer
nubbins`: "i don't scuff, so i'd say about two months a pair"
nubbins`: runners
nubbins` shakes head
mircea_popescu: this went over my head.
nubbins`: the roommate runs as a pastime
mircea_popescu: what the fuck then ?
nubbins`: foot races, etc
nubbins`: i guess scuffers get less than two months out of a pair
mircea_popescu: if my passtimes required me to buy shoes 6 times a year i'd be pretty distraught
nubbins`: ehh, there are costlier pastimes
nubbins`: drinking, say
nubbins`: comic books
nubbins`: it's funny, he actually takes a marker and writes the date of first use on the back of the heels
jurov: well, pro runners use very light and soft shoes, no wonder they wear off quickly
nubbins`: i've known people to do this to packs of cigarette papers, but not shoes
mircea_popescu: i guess i't just buy 24 pairs at a time
nubbins`: jurov, i picked up one of his shoes once, with eyes closed you'd almost never know you were holding anything
mircea_popescu: currently i buy 2-3 of shoes i like,
mircea_popescu: which i suppose reflects the normal lifetime of fucking leather shoes.
nubbins`: yeah, he buys 2-3 pairs at a time
ozbot: 27 killed in China railway attack - CNN.com
nubbins`: huh, new balance makes all their shoes in the US and UK
mircea_popescu: "The NFL's been handing out traumatic brain injuries for decades, but the moment Disney decided it needed the women that was the end of lockerroom hijinx. But until it completes the NFL's rebranding as a kinder, bully-free, concussionless game, complete with engagement rings and Us Weekly's "Ten Hunkiest White Or Articulate Quarterbacks", it's going to have to keep broadcasting Nashville. "
mircea_popescu: bwahahaha
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo you see, sports ARE dead. cause they're trying to get women into the audience.
nubbins`: white or articulare
nubbins`: *articulate
nubbins`: ah, my sides
mircea_popescu: i guess you're white huh ?
nubbins`: well i'm hardly articulate
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mircea_popescu: ("You know, you could use an editor." You could use some free association, it may help you see unconscious connections which drive your life. "I find that weed helps." Amateur.)
mircea_popescu: person breaks fucking article to insert paranthetical diorama
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well football at the professional level it seems is.
nubbins`: see, the guy offering you a joint is just trying to make you a better writer
nubbins`: anyway, i gotta go
nubbins`: peace
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 85 @ 0.00261 = 0.2219 BTC [-]
benkay: mystical bitcoin!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.089 = 0.445 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.13311598 = 0.2662 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: 52Fcelebrities%252F%3B698%3B576
benkay: BingoBoingo: that url's going to need a pastebin
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 35 @ 0.00548875 = 0.1921 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: that's the new all american as far as this generation of babes are concerned, B
mircea_popescu: babes = what ? 17yos ? 22yos ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00087158 = 4.7937 BTC [-]
benkay: well 'this generation' would be the agerange boss
benkay: 'babes' is just a personal generic for wimmins
mircea_popescu: guy looks kinda perennial to me tbh.
benkay: neck tattoos and all
mircea_popescu: that much different from say swayze ?
mircea_popescu: a, that's important ?
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benkay: to a nation that favors the image over the substance maybe
benkay: you're the anthropologist tho
mircea_popescu: i guess clearly i'm not a woman.
mircea_popescu: i suppose pigeons can readily distinguish male from female pigeons. i can not.
BingoBoingo: Neck tattoos, arm tattoos, probably less visible tattoos. Still, he hit .319 last year
benkay: dude on the left with the fag
mircea_popescu: so which'd be the yadier-molina-est guy in that pic ?
mircea_popescu: let's play "help evil ai MP infiltrate human society", a society game.
benkay: what's the -est? puerto rican?
benkay: ambiguous like bitcoin price
mircea_popescu: -est wants to mean most like.
benkay: but on which axis/es?
mircea_popescu: also, you can readily guess that shot is in europe : women smile at naked girl walking down the street.
mircea_popescu: benkay now how would i know.
BingoBoingo: blue shirt bald head near the van
mircea_popescu: not short sleeved mid dork /
mircea_popescu: i guess george really has it, baldness is now in style.
benkay: BingoBoingo: 'cause he's dark?
BingoBoingo: benkay: More cause he looks like he is going to stab someone of they obstruct his view of dat ass
benkay: give us another one, mi
benkay: mircea_popescu:
BingoBoingo: Prolly the guy on the tv
benkay: HAW
benkay: SO THESE MYSTICAL BITCOINS
benkay: spring is for teh lulz
benkay: fuck is on her head?
mircea_popescu: there's a joke that goes with that picture.
mircea_popescu: judge's wife, a tall beautiful woman is allegedly raped in a phone booth
mircea_popescu: by a midget.
ThickAsThieves: she's wearing a nigerian hat
mircea_popescu: who's at most tall enough to stick his nose in her snatch
mircea_popescu: at trial they can't quite establish HOW he'd have done it, so in spite of all the scandal guy walks free.
mircea_popescu: judge buys the guy drinks and asks him to pls tell him wtf.
mircea_popescu: so the midget tells him : with the pot, yo.
mircea_popescu: i put a pot on her head and fucked her holding the handles.
mircea_popescu: in retrospect, perhaps one of the more offensive romanian jokes out there.
ozbot: Welcome to Instant Rimshot
benkay: oh come now, i want to hear actually offensive romanian jokes now
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mircea_popescu: there's a start.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 145 @ 0.00548898 = 0.7959 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: However, not all women are the target demo of Randi's lip synching, the CEO of General Dynamics is a woman, I think she has a higher security clearance than the entire Senate, and I know for a fact she builds alien spaceships, why not interview her about how she uses social media to promote her brand and make connections and break ceilings? Because there's no Like button for hard work or triple integrals, which is do
mircea_popescu: ubly interesting because calculus was invented to make hard work easier. "I just don't get math." Can't do math if you weren't taught to think logically, and logic is tough on kids' self esteems and makes them way less submissive, easier just to put on a video.
mircea_popescu: this is pretty spot-on, i do think phebe novakovic has moar clearance than most of the senate.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.09799997 = 0.196 BTC [+]
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Jere_Jones: I'm having trouble with a word in mp's pro-idiotas article. "intraductibility"
Jere_Jones: What does it mean? Best I can find is that it is a french-ish word meaning "un-translate-able".
mircea_popescu: that, pretty much, with a twist of intractability.
Jere_Jones: "A complex thing that can not be translated"?
mircea_popescu: a thing that can't be translated due its complexity.
mircea_popescu: your wife'll never be able to explain to you WHY she loves you,
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 200 @ 0.00088186 = 0.1764 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: not because she doesn't nor because you're an idiot
mircea_popescu: but because... well... it's hers.
Jere_Jones: *Why* she loves me is intraductible. <- Correct usage?
Jere_Jones: Except for the spelling
Jere_Jones: Thanks
ThickAsThieves: seems like an easy target for "something so absract it doesn't exist"
mircea_popescu: course it doesn't exist.
mircea_popescu: until someone loses an eye.
ThickAsThieves: well i always say, if it's that complicated, you're solving the wrong problem
mircea_popescu: it's just a condiment, really.
benkay: "mmm! this problem has a lovely hint of complexity."
mircea_popescu: if you never meet such complexity you're not doing a too good job of thnking
Jere_Jones: Like ketch-urd?
ThickAsThieves: not quite what i mean by it
ThickAsThieves: just sometimes beating your head against well is merely that
mircea_popescu: a that for sure.
mircea_popescu: but you know, suppose you didn't for whatever reason have the ability to evaluate content.
ThickAsThieves: still applies i guess
ThickAsThieves: solving the wrong problem, cuz incapable
ThickAsThieves: solve simpler ones first
mircea_popescu: like you're an alien from a different herbertian space.
mircea_popescu: you STILL can distinguish pulp books from good books
mircea_popescu: by the criterion that "it is pulp all which includes no intraducible complexity"
mircea_popescu: you don't actally need to be able to at all understand what they say for this purpose.
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ThickAsThieves: are all things already experienced thus pulp?
ThickAsThieves: no i guess not
ThickAsThieves: all things masterd are
mircea_popescu: notrly. just bad retellings of them
mircea_popescu: kinda what pulp is, actually. "a bad retelling of history"
benkay: bitcoinpulp.org
mircea_popescu: Jere_Jones da fuck is ketch-urd ?
benkay: ketch-ard
Jere_Jones: ketchup and mustard mixed together
mircea_popescu: o o that.
mircea_popescu: incidentally : urda is a muchly loved romanian soft cheese
mircea_popescu: which i definitely recomend everyone tries.
kakobrekla: ketchurd? id prefer majvar.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla вурда
mircea_popescu: sort-of ricotta-ish
ThickAsThieves: i used to like feta some, dry and salty
mircea_popescu: feta is great
mircea_popescu: but the greek stuff.
ThickAsThieves: also super sharp stuff
ThickAsThieves: mimouette etc
ThickAsThieves: mimolette*
davout: you guys are all the jon snows of cheese
mircea_popescu: is that a good thing ?
ThickAsThieves: out in the cold?
davout: you know nothing
davout: such fail
ThickAsThieves: well we know what we like so far
ThickAsThieves: what more can you ask for
mircea_popescu: eh gtfo, romanian cheeze rules!
mircea_popescu: smelly french cheezperialistsa
davout: haha
mircea_popescu: if it weren't for camembert we wouldn't even be on speaking terms
ThickAsThieves: not like we're in france, where every corner of the body produces exotic cheeses
kakobrekla: i can attest ro cheese is not bad
davout: the commercial for the famous french "dick cheese"
davout: aka "fromage de bite"
ThickAsThieves: nasty lol
ThickAsThieves: they all have dick heads too
KRS-One: Richard Cranium?
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ThickAsThieves: i haz idea
benkay: it sucks
kakobrekla: it blows
ThickAsThieves: do a tell-all post about how we discovered what happened to Gox coins
ThickAsThieves: all pointing to altcoin chain
ThickAsThieves: as publicity stunt
kakobrekla: do we have 750k atc?
ThickAsThieves: could muster surely
jurov: lol, 800k btc sent to atc wallet by mistake?
ThickAsThieves: advice everyone to make ATC wallets
ThickAsThieves: to unlock the keys
jurov: bitcoin foundation was too ashamed to admit itis possible
ThickAsThieves: you guys teached me teh IRC speak
ThickAsThieves: dont make me change now
mircea_popescu: bitcoin foundation come out with a BFL statement yet ?
mircea_popescu: or did their murk lawyer advise they;'re not to discuss two major scams the same week
kakobrekla: what bfl statement?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla you know, all about how bfl is a serious biznis that has the foundation's seal of approval.
ThickAsThieves: i didnt learn about how the Alydian thing panned out til yesterday
kakobrekla: but what did bfl do this time around?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla seen their site recently ?
ThickAsThieves: wow they are still selling preorders of those PCI cards
ThickAsThieves: pure evil
kakobrekla: as expected
ThickAsThieves: "Butterfly Labs has shipped more ASIC products than all competitors combined"
ThickAsThieves: haha it has a James Gibson testimonial
ThickAsThieves: "As a fairly early Bitcoin adopter and institutional miner, the choice for mining hardware comes down to innovation. Who is going to have the experience and best technology going forward to keep me ahead of the curve? The fact that BFL has a proven chip design, combined with their innovations in form factor and node size means that they will be hard to beat moving forward."
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla o it's back ?
ThickAsThieves: James Gibson - GigaVPS
mircea_popescu: they had deleted it earlier.
kakobrekla: deleted the website?
ThickAsThieves: "institutional miner"
kakobrekla: yes, 16 year old scammer kiddo is also institution.
ozbot: Where did ButterflyLabs go? : Bitcoin
kakobrekla: to hang out with pirate in hawaii
mircea_popescu: "Site is back. Panic over."
mircea_popescu: logically.
mircea_popescu: for instance if my roof disappeared and then came back
mircea_popescu: i'd be all like "o... ok"
mircea_popescu: roofs do that.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves it's funny, too. coinlab nao has moneyz to seed start-ups
ThickAsThieves: "Alydian doesn't have employees or an office, but it reimburses CoinLab for the work it has done in the mining process."
ThickAsThieves: "What I see is a debtor that has absolutely zero existence," Judge Overstreet said. "I want to make sure that when we do this world-wide advertising [to promote an auction] we are not misrepresenting to the world what we have to sell, because the integrity of the bankruptcy process is at stake."
ThickAsThieves: only Coinlab could have someone worrying about the "integrity" of bankruptcy
ThickAsThieves: "I'm not satisfied that there isn't some hiding of information," she said.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile, “We are part of a transformation of Bitcoin mining,” said Hans Olsen, CEO of Alydian. “Alydian has developed an enterprise-scale Bitcoin
ThickAsThieves: they ended up paying off their biggest unhappy customer
ThickAsThieves: fuck everyone else
ThickAsThieves: if yer gonna support scammers, at least have a big enough wallet for a lawyer i guess
ninjashogun: hi everyone
mircea_popescu: except people with large wallets do not want to support scammers.
mircea_popescu: well, maybe with the exception of government
mircea_popescu: the jury's still out on that one.
ThickAsThieves: so it's really a lesson for scammers, quantity over quality
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.581101 = 1.1622 BTC [+] {2}
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mircea_popescu: ;;later tell copumpkin incidentally, you ever read http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2014/01/randi_zuckerberg.html ?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: and i guess that goes for cads too
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KRS-One: lol gainesville sun..i used to live in gainesville..quite the college party town. i almost stayed there living the life.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00548898 = 0.2744 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: showing a baby picture to a man is an aggressive act because it demands a reaction, you showing him a picture of your baby is entirely for your benefit and not at all for his, it is a dare, in much the same way as a woman on a first date telling you she doesn't play games is a dare, a dare you shouldn't take, trust me on this, overpay the check in cash and run.
ThickAsThieves: benkay only dates WoW sluts
KRS-One: haha
benkay: nah i only date women who cook
KRS-One: .bait
KRS-One: Mmmm
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mircea_popescu: <benkay> nah i only date women with cock << wut ?!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2358 @ 0.00085998 = 2.0278 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: how else can he "date" them, must count the rings!
ThickAsThieves: give an idiot the time, and he takes the whole damn day
BingoBoingo: The thing about science/bitcoin/whatever is people can believe whatever they want, while reality generally doesn't give a shit.
ThickAsThieves: well i'd rather see that money go to netflix subsciptions or whatever the hell else it may have gone to instead
ThickAsThieves: but at least theyre keeping it in the family...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.13311598 = 0.3993 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves of course, none of it has anything to do with miracles or nye or the debate or anything.
mircea_popescu: the us is simply awash in newly printed dollars.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 35 @ 0.005489 = 0.1921 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: sooo... kraken suspends all usd deposits.
mircea_popescu: that lasted long.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29625 @ 0.00085973 = 25.4695 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: WARNING Cryptostocks.com INVESTORS SECURITY FLAW
ozbot: Roger Ver, bless him, tells that Gox is going bankrupt
mircea_popescu: should be interesting to see how this goes.
mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhnJABJCMAAwZ1b.png:large << the us health system in ten thousand words
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.04966666 = 0.149 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.086999 = 0.174 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.04890001 = 0.2445 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 12 @ 0.04780287 = 0.5736 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.04706874 = 0.3765 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 14 @ 0.04628927 = 0.648 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 13 @ 0.04516153 = 0.5871 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 60469 @ 0.00085692 = 51.8171 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 149 @ 0.00084325 = 0.1256 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20000 @ 0.0008424 = 16.848 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: seems thermos does not want to reply to my ban complaint
kakobrekla: cant even buy my way out of this one it seems
deadweasel: you got rebanned? who won the pool?
mircea_popescu: o shit we had a pool didn't we
kakobrekla: whut?
deadweasel: i'm not sure it made it out of suggestion stage, but the logs will tell
kakobrekla: i dont recall making any votes
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5000 @ 0.0008424 = 4.212 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: or bets
kakobrekla: or anything
mircea_popescu: we had the desire to have a pool ?
deadweasel: possibly.
mircea_popescu: so berkshire just had its 4th worst year in a 48 year history
mircea_popescu: while simultaneously making 18.2%, which is sorta midway (average returns 19.7%) in nominal terms
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.09788314 = 0.2936 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: the difference being that s&p made 32.4%, which is like... 3x averages over the period.
mircea_popescu: clearly the us has no inflationary problem at all.
mircea_popescu: it's just that 20% a year doesn'tmanage to keep up with inflation, that's all.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1000 @ 0.00055805 = 0.5581 BTC [+] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 6 @ 0.045 = 0.27 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6501 @ 0.00084325 = 5.482 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 16 @ 0.04318768 = 0.691 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 23 @ 0.04297826 = 0.9885 BTC [-] {3}
Duffer1: lol NATO what the fuck on earth could they possibly do...
Duffer1: nato is exactly what i'd imagine a reddit army to look like
copumpkin: mircea_popescu: huh? I used the exact same pubkey the first time I signed up (I even forwarded my original email) and it worked for over a year!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 30 @ 0.0415 = 1.245 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 16 @ 0.04052687 = 0.6484 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 19 @ 0.60927987 = 11.5763 BTC [+] {11}
mircea_popescu: copumpkin hm, i guess needs a closer look this.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.615 BTC [+]
copumpkin: mircea_popescu: I can try re-exporting it from my keychain and send you that. I just repeated the original email this past time
copumpkin: let me do that, in case the copy and paste corrupted it somehow
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 3 @ 0.06999998 = 0.21 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: turns out it did. lots of html cruft
mircea_popescu: that's why it choked.
mircea_popescu: send a clean version will you
copumpkin: doing it now :) sorry!
mircea_popescu: somehow it didn't occur to me to check for <br> earlier.
copumpkin: hmm, I should probably just make it plain text
copumpkin: oh well, if this one breaks too I'll do that
mircea_popescu: "That kind of commitment was nothing new for us: We’ve been making similar wagers ever since Buffett
mircea_popescu: Partnership Ltd. acquired control of Berkshire in 1965. For good reason, too. Charlie and I have always considered
mircea_popescu: a “bet” on ever-rising U.S. prosperity to be very close to a sure thing.
mircea_popescu: Indeed, who has ever benefited during the past 237 years by betting against America? If you compare our
mircea_popescu: country’s present condition to that existing in 1776, you have to rub your eyes in wonder. And the dynamism
mircea_popescu: embedded in our market economy will continue to work its magic. America’s best days lie ahead.
mircea_popescu: ahahah gotta love the fact that a 90 yo guy in nebraska is pretty much the only one left still believing this.
mircea_popescu: to the degree he sounds trollish, even
Duffer1: how far the mighty have fallen
Duffer1: dementia is so sad
mircea_popescu: who's to know, he was right before.
mircea_popescu: anyway, not entirely accurate. numerous times people benefited, sometimes immensely, by betting against the us.
BingoBoingo: Well, Buffet generally bets slow and safely. I mean buying the trains was a great move on his part.
mircea_popescu: auto insurance is great insurance to have, too, because you end up with just as much float as disaster, but much less risk.
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copumpkin: mircea_popescu: did that one work?
mircea_popescu: copumpkin im not in a position to dick with it right nao.
copumpkin: ah okay
copumpkin: just curious, I'll be going offline again soon :)
copumpkin: but no rush
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.04093 = 0.2047 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.04093 = 0.2047 BTC [+]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00548903 = 0.5489 BTC [+]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.62 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: Duffer1, that article is poor. He begins painting a picture, but then he won't show us the finished piece.
ThickAsThieves: pretty much Bitcoin is neat, but it needs Gov
ThickAsThieves: he never argues how Gov would help
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 18 @ 0.00569989 = 0.1026 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: re: raspberry pi: the news item is - a sham
asciilifeform: you still need a binary blob
asciilifeform: just a smaller one
asciilifeform: 'Filtration System, a Marvel to Behold! It Removes 80% of Human Solid Waste!'
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.0978431 = 0.3914 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: ;;later tell mircea_popescu just answering this nonsense: (<ThickAsThieves> benkay only dates WoW sluts) with some of my own
gribble: The operation succeeded.
wao-ender: r> oh and there's a russian warship docking in cuba now, mysteriously
asciilifeform: wao-ender: 3 days now
wao-ender: looks like information escalation, lot of folks calls this like ww3.. overrated.
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TestingUnoDosTre: Hey I need some help with a proposed bitbet that was rejected
TestingUnoDosTre: MMM / BTC above or equal to .2 on May 3 2014 Rejection reason: Consider submitting with substantial paid wager given peculiarity of proposition
artifexd: What is MMM?
TestingUnoDosTre: stock ticker MMM is 3M company
artifexd: And there is a place it is priced in BTC?
TestingUnoDosTre: no, its USD price cs BTC usd price
artifexd: So the bet outcome is determined by two (possibly compromised/influenced) feeds?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.04649929 = 0.1395 BTC [+] {3}
TestingUnoDosTre: compromised?
artifexd: Thanks benkay. That was exactly along the lines I was thinking.
benkay: i know :)
TestingUnoDosTre: theres bets with btcs usd price on the website all thr time. can you expand?
benkay: well your bet comes after the data feeds are found to be useless.
TestingUnoDosTre: the bet ends two weeks early
jurov: too much fake data
benkay: bet opening dates, TestingUnoDosTre.
benkay: other bets dependent on btc price were *placed* before feeds were found to be useless. your bet was placed after feeds found to be useless. your bet is rejected probably because now the mods know the price signal is fucked. previous bets were not because nobody knew the price signal was fucked.
benkay: yeah?
TestingUnoDosTre: how is bitstamp fucked?
benkay: did you read that link?
benkay: you should probably ask the relevant parties as indicated in the trilema piece.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.0054002 = 0.27 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: the easy answer is probably just to use bitcoin-central, but that'd just reek of cronyism.
benkay: beyond my pay grade
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.08649999 = 0.173 BTC [+]
TestingUnoDosTre: that link is about MPoE options and counterparty risk, which thishas very little to do with. amiright?
TestingUnoDosTre: who is the authority to ask?
ThickAsThieves: whats the big question, doesnt it say to include a bet sum to get it accepted?
benkay: Even if one were to roll their own index : BTC-e is a rather dubious venture, still fondly remembered for their involvement in NovaCoin, the original altchain scamcoin and spotty reports of selective scamming. Bitstamp has two thumbs down from Matic for reasons I don’t fully grasp but then again I don’t really need to in that circumstance. I wouldn’t trust Kraken to hold as much as my spit, especially after their recent
benkay: bitdaytrade-esque failure and Jesse’s enthusiastic support of the well known and universally reviled Jared Kenna scammerx. There are some others out there, and they pop up and down like flies.xi
benkay: To make a long story short : there’s no way to obtain a price feed that could be relied on, currently.
benkay: all from the link
benkay: TestingUnoDosTre: you gotta try harder, frere.
ThickAsThieves: bets dont need a reliable feed
ThickAsThieves: just a specific one
benkay: yeah there's that approach
TestingUnoDosTre: i used bitstamp, it was very specific
benkay: anyways, ThickAsThieves has it on the nose. mods say submit with substantial wager.
ThickAsThieves: basically bitbet is saying your bet is lame, but if you back it theyll list it
TestingUnoDosTre: i bet .5btc RIGHT AWAY
ThickAsThieves: aparently its not substantial enuf
TestingUnoDosTre: theres no reason i wont bet more, but I want to gage interest
ThickAsThieves: very little
ThickAsThieves: who cares about MMM?
ThickAsThieves: this is bitcoin
ThickAsThieves: you might get a TSLA bet thru
TestingUnoDosTre: if I just throw 2 btc out therr, im afraid no one takes interest until too late
ThickAsThieves: so is bitbet
benkay: the more you throw down the bigger the attraction on the other side, right?
ThickAsThieves: is this a hedge or something?
TestingUnoDosTre: it has to do with hedging a position...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.0056999 = 0.285 BTC [+]
TestingUnoDosTre: no shit sherlock
benkay: anyways
benkay: .bait
benkay: .bait
benkay: .bait
benkay: three strikes and you're out, ozbot.
TestingUnoDosTre: who can i talk to about this bet that will actually help out?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2152 @ 0.0002 = 0.4304 BTC [+]
benkay: help? that's not really how bitbet works most of the time.
benkay: but you'd want to bother mircea_popescu or kakobrekla until they satisfy your curiosity
BingoBoingo: benkay: For the purposes I am looking for on the Betbet, I need to see unit patches and other things that affiliate these "Russian Soldiers" with units of a regular army. The backops unaffiliated, noncombatants (as per the Geneva convention definition) can't resolve that bet as yet.
benkay: oh, i know.
benkay: relevant to your interests is all, BingoBoingo.
BingoBoingo: benkay: I know. I've got Bitcoins at stake.
TestingUnoDosTre: hey kakobrekla are you here?
Duffer1: thickasthieves the article was terrible, was just pointing it out to MP if he needed something to hate on
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0056999 = 0.57 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 92 @ 0.0056999 = 0.5244 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: hi TestingUnoDosTre , which part of the mods reply > "Rejection reason: Consider submitting with substantial paid wager given peculiarity of proposition" you have troubles with?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13916 @ 0.00084546 = 11.7654 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.000204 = 0.204 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5490 @ 0.00020499 = 1.1254 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.0002051 = 0.2051 BTC [+]
benkay: on an entirely different topic, new site is up. http://survantjames.com
TestingUnoDosTre: my trouble is this. im willing to wager more as the bet develops, but .5 btc is more than most bets start with. i want to gage interest, see if theres an actual good payout, and wait maybe a week or few before i add more to the bet
TestingUnoDosTre: otherwise if theres no interest, i could get rocked
kakobrekla: why rocked? if you win you can lose 1% max
TestingUnoDosTre: if i lose...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0473 = 0.2365 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: Why not bet both sides?
kakobrekla: if you lose, you lose it all in all the cases
TestingUnoDosTre: maybe i will, later?
TestingUnoDosTre: i know i would lose it all, thats why I want to start small
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 1055 @ 0.00010323 = 0.1089 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17750 @ 0.00084536 = 15.0051 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: well think about on how much you are willing to lose for your hedge and see what the market sez
kakobrekla: if the amount is too low for it to pass moderation, well that sucks then.
TestingUnoDosTre: thats exactly what i did
TestingUnoDosTre: and my wager was way more than most bets start with
kakobrekla: well the mods decided that it does not qualify apparently.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.62 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Is the future of 3M really that big of a deal?
TestingUnoDosTre: well can i speak with one?
kakobrekla: not really but you can speak to me
TestingUnoDosTre: not entitely, but it does matter some
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4400 @ 0.000207 = 0.9108 BTC [-]
TestingUnoDosTre: so can you explain to amod that i intend to bet more, depending on how the market interacys with the bet?
kakobrekla: they will prolly see your line in the logs, not that it magically adds numbers to your initial wager
ThickAsThieves: youve been told every way what to do
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 13 @ 0.01988845 = 0.2585 BTC [-] {4}
ThickAsThieves: you know it's actually more beneficial to you to bet your full intended amount to start with
ThickAsThieves: assuming you make a weighte dbet
kakobrekla: anyway, now that we have come to the end of this support ticket, i will kindly ask you to leave feedback for our internal purposes. how slanderous / rude did you find our support experience?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 17 @ 0.01950422 = 0.3316 BTC [-] {6}
ThickAsThieves: 5, too supportive
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 42 @ 0.0055 = 0.231 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3000 @ 0.000207 = 0.621 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 35 @ 0.00540582 = 0.1892 BTC [-] {5}
TestingUnoDosTre: i understand the nature of weighted but there are market changes that could influence the results. what are my options?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 52 @ 0.00539615 = 0.2806 BTC [-] {2}
deadweasel: DON'T GAMBLE
deadweasel: oops, caps
deadweasel: i'm unaffliated with this bizness
TestingUnoDosTre: i want to HEDGE. very different
Duffer1: then bet X for your position and x for your hedge no?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8043 @ 0.00084543 = 6.7998 BTC [+] {3}
TestingUnoDosTre: heres my thing. i own mmm stock, want to a decent position of btc. this position is meant to hedge the scenario
ThickAsThieves: you lost a word
Duffer1: you can't buy calls/puts for that and just buy some btc?
BingoBoingo: I have trouble believing this wasn't linked yet http://trilema.com/how-to-cancel-your-bitbet-bet
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1232 @ 0.00084619 = 1.0425 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: Employee of the Month!
BingoBoingo: Seriously nice walkthrough of why betting both sides and betting constantly is the best way to bitbet.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2600 @ 0.000207 = 0.5382 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6824 @ 0.00085175 = 5.8123 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.6000101 = 6.0001 BTC [-] {3}
BingoBoingo: This is the rebuttal to http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-03-2014#540148 I offer the valuable service of reading Trilema so other people don't have to
kakobrekla: SCAM SITE. HE JUST RIPPED THE HTML FROM MY SITE BITCAPITAL.CO
kakobrekla: Same transactions and everything. DO NOT DEPOSIT. Visit http://bitcapital.co/ for the legitimate ponzi.
kakobrekla: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Duffer1: o.o
ThickAsThieves: The mistake is in thinking this has anything to do with the money. It's said that most at home traders fail, but this is incorrect: they fail at making money, but they are successful at feeling like a trader. That is the goal; the money is secondary, which is why they fail at making it. The buy/hold/reinvest the dividends strategy of Buffet is totally opposite to what's desired,
ThickAsThieves: because the strategy does not involve market timing or status updates, it is on autopilot, and there's no "i" in autopilot. Well, there's one, but it doesn't stand out.
ThickAsThieves: The trading activity itself-- the frantic activity-- keeps the rest of reality away. You're not your job-- you're something else. You're not your family, you're more than that. Things have the potential of possibly happening someday, and no work will have been necessary to accomplish it. Just you wait.
ThickAsThieves: thanks for showing me TLP folks
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 56 @ 0.00527418 = 0.2954 BTC [-] {5}
ozbot: The Last Psychiatrist: Who Can Know How Much Randi Zuckerberg Is Worth?
ThickAsThieves: the text after the graph is sweet too
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Maybe start forum.bitcoin-assets.com?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7250 @ 0.00085402 = 6.1916 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Everyone banned forever.
ThickAsThieves: he already did
ThickAsThieves: you were banned
BingoBoingo: Only post is by kakobrekla, a photoshoop of Thermos sucking off a Gar
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.00572361 = 0.2289 BTC [+] {3}
kakobrekla: hm i dont have that one, just garr sucking off inaba
kakobrekla: but if you have it , ill use it.
BingoBoingo: I'll get to shooping
ozbot: Redirect Notice
kakobrekla: ok lel this
kakobrekla: www.ryblog.com/index.php?/archives/7-Did-PMC-Save-Bitcoin-Users-Billions.html
kakobrekla: ;;later tell mircea_popescu ^^ since we were speaking of block reward going to 0
gribble: The operation succeeded.
kakobrekla: i think this may be the first useful thing that came out of altcoins
Duffer1: a hearty chuckle is always usefull
dignork: usefull, maybe in 120 years from now
kakobrekla: better find it now than in 121 years
kakobrekla: or as asciilifeform put it , invent the parachute before the jump
kakobrekla: i guess the bigger point was the insignificance of altcoins
kakobrekla: but if they fix one bitcoin bug, hey, it was worth it.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7800 @ 0.00084765 = 6.6117 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.10999001 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: some fish.
BingoBoingo: It's Gar
kakobrekla: that one will be sleepin with the fishes.
BingoBoingo: Only because he is a gayfish
ozbot: Covering Porsche in BTC related logos to raise awareness?
kakobrekla: wtf, have a boxter but cant cover for the stickers
kakobrekla: i wonder if he can scrape for gas
kakobrekla: i kno i kno, just bitchin here cause i cant do it there :\
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 19 @ 0.00549999 = 0.1045 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 53 @ 0.00549994 = 0.2915 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 28 @ 0.00549998 = 0.154 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.0875 = 0.175 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 19 @ 0.00549998 = 0.1045 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: The Pacific Northwest apparently has an increase in persons being born without brains http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/01/health/cohen-birth-defects/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
BingoBoingo: Literally.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.02126199 = 0.4252 BTC [+] {5}
KRS-One: oh cool
KRS-One: bet its from the japanese nuclear reactor disaster
KRS-One: i'm actually looking forward to some interesting sushi
Mats_cd03: radiation from that mess is negligible
Mats_cd03: although id love to eat a giant shark just as much as the next guy
BingoBoingo: Eh, the small sharks usually taste better.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10500 @ 0.00084535 = 8.8762 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2436 @ 0.00085283 = 2.0775 BTC [+]
badger__: TAT are you here?
BingoBoingo: badger__: ThickAsThieves spoke here recently
kakobrekla: in retaliation to vexuals nicki minaj links www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMKdVLQENSw
artifexd: ;;gpg ident
gribble: Nick 'artifexd', with hostmask 'artifexd!~artifexd@unaffiliated/artifexd', is identified as user 'artifexd', with GPG key id 11D1433947A3327A, key fingerprint 58A4FD3F492F49F5ECEA9D9911D1433947A3327A, and bitcoin address None
artifexd: Sweet. :)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7900 @ 0.00085008 = 6.7156 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: Further incantations against Nicki Minaj https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CAOY80Gc_U
kakobrekla: yes, better!
kakobrekla: he mentioned he is afraid to die at 1.40 give or take.
BingoBoingo: Eh, things can be corrected
kakobrekla: at least i understand his concerns
BingoBoingo: Just needs more feels numb
kakobrekla: nikki, no fukin way in decrypting what she wants
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: That because she's too ratchet
BingoBoingo: Thankfully Activis discontinued purple drank
BingoBoingo: For serious, the cornerstone of Ratchet culture is no moar http://www.theangrypharmacist.com/archives/2014/02/purpocylpse.html
BingoBoingo: Putin can have his vicotry in Crimea, because Obama now has victory over Purple Drank
kakobrekla: hehe, i see bieber takes the credits
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 468 @ 0.00549999 = 2.574 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: Maybe?
kakobrekla: "hes going down or thousands will end up syruped up!"
BingoBoingo: Necessarily.
kakobrekla: the war? the war is lost when you start the battle.
kakobrekla: meh captions over face
kakobrekla: such fail
KRS-One: did not make but like
KRS-One: such sexy
KRS-One: .bait
KRS-One: had to make my eyes feel better
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3350 @ 0.00084535 = 2.8319 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: BingoBoingo you know how the saying goes, "opiates and circuses"
asciilifeform: not to be confused with 'opiate of the masses' ?
kakobrekla: or was it bread? not sure.
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Sure, what lacks tylenol just makes you higher.
ozbot: ClubOrlov: Reichstag Fire in Kiev
KRS-One: tylenol is evil
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 21 @ 0.00634856 = 0.1333 BTC [-] {4}
BingoBoingo: KRS-One: I prefer Naproxen.
mod6: (17:12) < kakobrekla> www.ryblog.com/index.php?/archives/7-Did-PMC-Save-Bitcoin-Users-Billions.html << hrm.
mod6: I can't prove this bug from some small test code that basically replicates the GetBlockValue function.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Come on Massachussets hasn't been part of Real America since 1798
artifexd: It is cpu and compiler dependent
kakobrekla: i havent checked
mod6 reviews
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 36 @ 0.00541338 = 0.1949 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: imo neutralization was successful.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1600 @ 0.00084535 = 1.3526 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Minaj can leave residue though
ozbot: John Krane - Guaranteed - YouTube
BingoBoingo: Must scrub the pipes thoroughly
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29500 @ 0.00084517 = 24.9325 BTC [-] {4}
BingoBoingo: So... like Litecoin is completely forgetten? What should I move that hedge I had in Litecoin into?
Duffer1: btc paper wallet
BingoBoingo: Duffer1: This is my hedge against anti SHA2 black magic
BingoBoingo: Duffer1: So BTC and ATC are out of the picture
Duffer1: iunno gold maybe?
the20year2: whores and blow
Duffer1: turn it into cash and buy scrypt mining solutions
Duffer1: effectively hedge with every alt coin
BingoBoingo: Eh, maybe I should just buy people, or tractors (the two are in this price range fungible)
mod6: ok, weird. i didn't get it with '>>=', but did get it when I broke it out into a sub roll of `newSubsidy = (nSubsidy >> timesToRoll);`
mod6: 0Times to roll: 64
mod6: 5000000000Times to roll: 65
Duffer1: tractors?
pankkake: attack against the proof of work will just make better miners exploiting the attack
BingoBoingo: Duffer1: You know, farm equiptment
pankkake: proof of work changes are mostly a misunderstanding
pankkake: and these attacks would have to beat asics or be asic-able
pankkake: what you should worry about is ECDSA
pankkake: not SHA
Duffer1: is ecdsa vulnerable?
pankkake: no, but if it is, we are in trouble
BingoBoingo: Duffer1: Prolly
pankkake: whereas if sha is, we're not
BingoBoingo: Well, right now the BIG worry is an attach that beats RIPEMD and ECDSA
pankkake: eheh, putting your bitcoin in addresses were never used is another layer of security I guess
pankkake: I mean, that never made a transaction out of it
BingoBoingo: Right, outgoing transactions are the only transactions tht can weaken addresses.
mod6: actually, think i might have not started from the right spot, because with that second part, this seems more correct:
mod6: Times to roll: 63 => 0
mod6: Times to roll: 64 => 5000000000
mod6: Times to roll: 65 => 2500000000
mod6 ponders
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 25 @ 0.0054135 = 0.1353 BTC [+] {3}
ozbot: dpaste.de: Snippet #259271
mod6: guess it would hvae been more clear to just do this: for(; nHeight < (subsidyHalvingInterval * 100); nHeight += subsidyHalvingInterval, count++) {
mod6: but w/e
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10500 @ 0.00085336 = 8.9603 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 62 @ 0.00541337 = 0.3356 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: I'm not totally sure, but I think I have just found the most dangerous product listed on Amazon
ozbot: VitaminLife.com: DMSO DMSO 70% Concentrated 30% Water - 8 oz Liquid - Arthritis Support
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: perhaps also the most dangerous product at your corner pharmacy
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Nah, corner pharmacy only sells it as a cream, and health food store only sells it to 30$ concentrate
BingoBoingo: *30% concentrate
BingoBoingo: DMSO has always been great though in that it can turn any drug into a topical drug
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: read the old logs, where i described a case of seeing this in person.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I remember those logs, I was the one who supposed DMSO as a problem
asciilifeform: all the samples, if i recall, shipped in it.
BingoBoingo: In some situations it is literally a lifesaver
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
BingoBoingo: A lot of actually efficacious concoctions for arthritis demand it.
asciilifeform: for anyone who wasn't reading that day
BingoBoingo: I would one day like to consume sashimi
BingoBoingo: By having a DMSO solution piured over it at intervals, until the shark is me
BingoBoingo: Right now I am rather disappointed I can't find 6% H2O2 solution
dignork: mod6, with clang and gcc on intel shift underflow cycles: https://gist.github.com/anonymous/9301585
B007: dignork: mind explaining a bit?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.0928 = 0.6496 BTC [+] {2}
mod6: thx dignork
dignork: B007, scroll back the channel, there was something about altcoin which was fully premined and then started to give full block reward
B007: ok thanks
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.0928 = 0.3712 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Ticket was filed as ticket 2/2 of flaws which might fatally threaten BTC
BingoBoingo: Ticket 1/2 was the original payment protocol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.591 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Flaws in Bitcoin bound to human flaws though are denoted a Aleph-sub-count, so Pirateat40 was Aleph-sub-0, MtGox is Aleph-sub-1
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.0008471 = 8.1322 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: It should suffice to say that the error in Bitcoin whereby vaccum insulated bottles control web forums is Aleph sub Aleph
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 58 @ 0.00551201 = 0.3197 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: So I just finished an implementation of a BTC client, is anyone interested in testing it? (Warning any balances it can access will be sent to 1LvCuntsJyFFQsLuJhBXBPokbQa7SAyMr4)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.09497084 = 0.3799 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1550 @ 0.00084512 = 1.3099 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 55 @ 0.00618962 = 0.3404 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12250 @ 0.00084629 = 10.3671 BTC [+]
B007: BingoBoingo: lol nice address
BingoBoingo: Thank you B007
B007: how long did that take to generate
BingoBoingo: B007: Not too lond the s was a serendipitous bonus
BingoBoingo: I searched for 6 characters and was delivered a great seventh
B007: nice
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 965 @ 0.0002075 = 0.2002 BTC [+]
B007: I'll test it if linux compatible
BingoBoingo: B007: It is multiplatform compatibable, just make all of your base send balance to 1LvCuntsJyFFQsLuJhBXBPokbQa7SAyMr4 and wait for the blowjobs
BingoBoingo: Tested on OpenBSB, Solaris 8, WIndows 3.1, and Mac OS 7.5.1
BingoBoingo: Also A/UX, but who else used that in the first place?
B007: wait this is a joke
B007: m kay
BingoBoingo: B007: A joke is what you make it.
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