assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38014 @ 0.00096458 = 36.6675 BTC [+]
    
    asciilifeform: eventually some fellow with boron nitride balls will open an exchange of writeable bank card #s to/from btc.
    
    asciilifeform: the penalty for using it will be death-by-ants and people will still use it.
    
    BingoBoingo: A simple solution to that problems seems to be tasting unpalatable to the ants...
    
    asciilifeform: it's a simple, if suicidally dangerous, solution to 'how to teleport fiat'
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11306 @ 0.00096219 = 10.8785 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    BingoBoingo: Well, is death by ants the only remedy being imposed?
    
    asciilifeform: good chance that 90+% of the data sold will be of stolen cards
    
    BingoBoingo: Well, bank card numbers were a horrible idea in the first place.
    
    BingoBoingo: Even fiat bankers seem to acknowledge that crypto for transaction signing is safer.
    
    asciilifeform: remaining question is, would banks move to challenge/response silicon cards first, or just focus on hunting down and impaling the hypothetical daring 'dread pirate'
    
    asciilifeform: probably the latter - they profit from card skimming fraud
    
    asciilifeform: (the merchants get shafted on charge-backs, the banks lose nothing)
    
    BingoBoingo: In the eu, chalenge response. In the US impaling. For Asia, africa and Eastern europe probably flip a coin.
    
    BingoBoingo: What also makes me curious is how someone with Boron Bitride Balls would be able to knock up a bitch.
    
    BingoBoingo: *Nitride
    
    asciilifeform: re: carbide tooth: picture what would become of a natural tooth under that crown.
    
    asciilifeform: well, opposite of it
    
    asciilifeform: one would need to get them in matched pairs.
    
    BingoBoingo: Prolly
    
    asciilifeform: and, while you might relish the thought of cutting pipes with your teeth, there are other uses
    
    asciilifeform: e.g. 'sd card' tooth (a la cyanide tooth)
    
    BingoBoingo: Didn't think much of that last night though. I priced how much do I hate dentists versus how much do I love those pliers. Discussions of how much there might be a market of people wanting to buy the teeth be damned
    
    asciilifeform: i still don't get it, what use are teeth to the buyer
    
    BingoBoingo: Proof of destruction/burn
    
    asciilifeform: or fingers
    
    BingoBoingo: Yes, just like fingers.
    
    asciilifeform: but, what can i do with your finger?
    
    asciilifeform: keychain?
    
    BingoBoingo: Sure.
    
    asciilifeform: buy $10K keychains often?
    
    BingoBoingo: Why eat long pork when short pork is so muc cheaper?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20450 @ 0.00096073 = 19.6469 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    asciilifeform: long pork, in modern times, is generally served when short port is in short supply
    
    BingoBoingo: Generally, but some people who preferences which run contrary to norms and resources to entertain those preferences.
    
    asciilifeform: proof of destruction makes sense in context
    
    asciilifeform: there is, for instance, a legend of an occasion where it was necessary to move several $mil in dollars out of the ussr
    
    asciilifeform: the cash was photographed individually, benjamin by benjamin,
    
    asciilifeform: then gathered into a pyre and set alight.
    
    asciilifeform: cameras rolling
    
    BingoBoingo: I find proof of destruction most interesting in seeing as it offers a parent the chance to literally sell a child's birthright.
    
    asciilifeform: then, reprinted at the u.s. mint
    
    asciilifeform: with same serials.
    
    asciilifeform: mission accomplished.
    
    BingoBoingo: But yes, for things without biological origins proof of destruction may be easier.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 197 @ 0.00388899 = 0.7661 BTC [-]
    
    kakobrekla: ;;premium mtgox bitstamp
    
    gribble: Premium of MtGox over Bitstamp is currently 23.8048541309 %.
    
    kakobrekla: still rising yay!
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.00354331 = 0.3118 BTC [-] {13} 
    
    BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Did I miss news. Is there a reason Gox is dying moar this week rather than last?
    
    kakobrekla: i dunno, i think gox is as dead as it was, just people realizing it late
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 3517 @ 0.00261677 = 9.2032 BTC [-] {15} 
    
    asciilifeform: proof of destruction alone does not command a price. snowden's head could be worth $100K (fox news audience pitching in pennies) but yours or mine...
    
    BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Depending on definitions 1 year to 7 months late is... Disappointing. Maybe I should start a mining security. Specify what I am mining is limestone. Only offer the IPO on Bitcointalk.
    
    asciilifeform: everybody who wants a skull ash tray probably has one already.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 261 @ 0.00318549 = 0.8314 BTC [-] {20} 
    
    BingoBoingo: Sure, but that doesn't mean I'm going to show it to you.
    
    kakobrekla: yeah well proof of work only proofs the work on average
    
    asciilifeform: the notion that proof of work is what gives btc value is mistaken. a btc is in a sense a kind of machine, with useful properties (e.g. teleportation, provable scarcity, etc)
    
    kakobrekla: BingoBoingo limestone? is that some new alt?
    
    BingoBoingo: Seriously though skull ashtray doesn't improve the taste of the smoking experience Skull coffee cup though...
    
    asciilifeform: heads neither teleport nor are particularly uncommon
    
    asciilifeform: 'proof of work' is just a piece of stage magic, to create the appearance of seigniorage-free currency.
    
    BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Lime stone is an ancient alt. First notably used for being the exterior of pyramids. More recently known for being crushed and integrated into prefab concrete panels for the local Walmart.
    
    kakobrekla: yea, maybe kelinrooth model would suite you
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: A blow job, for the reciever seems to share many properties of stage magic for an audience.
    
    BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Well Cryptostocks is still a thing after having two years as an irrelevant thing.
    
    asciilifeform: in this case, 'stage magic' being almost literally the explanation, being a case where the audience is enthusiastically cooperating in being fooled
    
    kakobrekla: its been going surprisingly long
    
    BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: When Vircurex IPO'd I though Cryptostocks was the afterthought, but nao that scams have nowhere else to list I realize it was always the primary.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 190 @ 0.0025715 = 0.4886 BTC [-]
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: How many OS's did you have to try before finding one that was merely sufficiently code correct with a Pentium MMX to boot at all, on the Libretto?
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: how much would you pay to watch gold bullion alloyed with atomic waste and drowned in the ocean?
    
    kakobrekla: BingoBoingo, things which are alike, in nature, grow to look alike
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 1000 @ 0.00010026 = 0.1003 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: gentoo, debian, freebsd, openbsd, all booted
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: More to the point. How much would I pay to watch divers who though it pure gold...
    
    asciilifeform: only the last was usable immediately
    
    asciilifeform: if you own this box, make sure to use 'i386' kernels rather than 'i686'
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: That kind of changes the narrative many push when they say i386.
    
    
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: The part where people pedaling i386 usually lack full support for 30 years worth of i386 hardware.
    
    asciilifeform: i686 aka 'pentium pro', introduced a number of instructions, mainly 'CMOV'
    
    BingoBoingo: I have a dell Latitude LS if you want another challenge, decent, but not spectacular keyboard.
    
    asciilifeform: that is, MOV predicated on flags, a la conditional jumps
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i don't do vintage for the sake of vintage
    
    asciilifeform: libretto is one of two 'netbook' sized machines ever built that isn't a chinese turd
    
    asciilifeform: the other being 'ibm pc110'
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Most people don't. This was my first computer with a color screen. Bought it the summer before starting college.
    
    
    
    BingoBoingo: The thing only lives for sentimental value
    
    BingoBoingo: ... That IBM is small
    
    asciilifeform: still got the pieces of a phriend's latitude ls here.
    
    BingoBoingo: My big problem with my LS always was everything hates the battery
    
    asciilifeform: invest $50, 1F or greater capacitor + fist-sized power FET, discharge spot welder.
    
    asciilifeform: rebuild battery.
    
    BingoBoingo: Solaris 10 Express and Windows 2K were the only things I found that respected the fact it had a battery back in '04
    
    asciilifeform: openbsd has 'apm' util out of the box.
    
    BingoBoingo: Did it back in '04 though
    
    asciilifeform: freebsd did, when i had it on my original libretto, circa 2001
    
    BingoBoingo: If I had a spot welder of any quality though my first project would be patching the damned holw in my canoe.
    
    asciilifeform: well, in the ports tree, rather than at install, but what difference.
    
    asciilifeform: pulse discharge welder won't patch your boat
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Well, ports tend to have a longer lag.
    
    asciilifeform: only good for battery tabs, more or less
    
    asciilifeform: but cheap.
    
    BingoBoingo: Also Freebsd didn't boot back then without custom kernel options inaccessible to dude whose previous computer acquired in 2000 was a B&W MAc
    
    asciilifeform: think 'camera flash' but with two electrodes in place of the xenon tube.
    
    BingoBoingo: Ah
    
    asciilifeform: and a coke bottle sized cap
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.41699999 BTC [+]
    
    BingoBoingo: Like  have seriously been spending pretty much my entire adult life trying to catch up with "modern" computing.
    
    asciilifeform: what would actually catching it look like ?
    
    KRS1: if you are in I.T. you have to constantly keep on top
    
    KRS1: any of the knowledge professions really
    
    KRS1: .bait
    
    
    
    asciilifeform: KRS1: everyone seems to say this, but it never made any sense to me
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Like that time in '03-'05 when the primary desktop and my graphic calculator ran 68K asm
    
    asciilifeform: i've never concerned myself with keeping 'on top' of anything
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25400 @ 0.00096124 = 24.4155 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    BingoBoingo: For roughly 18 months... I thought I was kind not knowing that... 68k largely died a decade earlier.
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: 68k was perhaps the last arch that was actually fun to program in asm
    
    BingoBoingo: And 68K asm mean jack shit to any other architecture.
    
    asciilifeform: inspired by pdp
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Inspired by PDP and still more powerful than fortran.
    
    asciilifeform: 68k lives on in some micros
    
    BingoBoingo: 68k asm doesn't need go to's
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Only shit being produced nao is fucking coldfire shit which is only "binary language compatible; FOR WHATEVER THAT means this week.
    
    BingoBoingo: C++ in college felt like a serious step back from 68K ASM
    
    asciilifeform: 'system on chip' is inevitably a different feel than a classical cpu
    
    asciilifeform: each vendor's peripherals will be quite different
    
    asciilifeform: in just the same way as 68k mac differed from amiga, say
    
    BingoBoingo: If only at the time I had the eperience to internalize that though.
    
    BingoBoingo: And a 68K mac and Amiga aren't that different.
    
    asciilifeform: peripherals
    
    BingoBoingo: How often do most peripherals matter though.
    
    asciilifeform: to an asm programmer - always
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.38100001 BTC [-]
    
    asciilifeform: (asm on a machine where you cannot directly diddle the peripherals isn't fun in the traditional way)
    
    BingoBoingo: When I fucked around on the old macs usually telling shit to wait worked. Never had a printer that was willing to cooperate though. Pretty much only had the change to touch screen, keyboard, and mouse... Also even faster TI-89
    
    asciilifeform: poor 89. ever see what they did to it?
    
    BingoBoingo: Fuckers made it a god damned ARM pocket PC it seems.
    
    asciilifeform: the one starting with the grey chassis is a turd
    
    asciilifeform: takes a whole second (or two?) to switch on.
    
    asciilifeform: never bothered to pop it, wonder if there's an ARM running an emulator of the original in there.
    
    BingoBoingo: Yeah. I had the black chassis and colorful buttons. Sold it for weed money when I switched to a philosophy major.
    
    asciilifeform: at one point there was a version with a qwerty keyboard (92?)
    
    BingoBoingo: The 92 or Voyager 2000.
    
    BingoBoingo: If I never needed to do print work the Voager 2000 might be an attractive primary COMPUTER.
    
    BingoBoingo: Or maybe 200
    
    asciilifeform: i like to use 10 fingers.
    
    BingoBoingo: I just had typing fast beat into me on Gramma's Tandy. (I don't consider it a computer.
    
    asciilifeform: for calculator aficionados, i recomment HP-16C.
    
    asciilifeform: *recommend
    
    BingoBoingo: I have to say. Best excercise I probably had in my life was the day the school had the auction where I finally bought my own flock of computing machines.
    
    BingoBoingo: That was a few years from a driver's license so the transport of the machines was all pedestrian.
    
    BingoBoingo: If I cared then about what I do nao I prolly would have picked up an Apple II GS or 8
    
    asciilifeform: i know a fellow who passed up a chance to buy a 'connection machine.'
    
    asciilifeform: fully stocked, 65536 cpus.
    
    BingoBoingo: Damn
    
    asciilifeform: 'cpu' is perhaps a misleading word for what they were
    
    asciilifeform: read danny hillis, 'the connection machine.'
    
    BingoBoingo: Two years later that same school at the same walking distance offered 68040 and old world PPC macs for sale. My though was I dunno the machines I have well enough.
    
    BingoBoingo: Hypercard was amazing though
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: you theo de raadt, by any chance ?
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Only off by a few decades. When he was kicked out of netBSD Computer to me meant the spider trap Apple II+ in the basement.
    
    asciilifeform: here's a potentially neat project
    
    asciilifeform: port a unixlike to 'sega genesis' or 'super nintendo'
    
    BingoBoingo: The parent's seriously only plugged in in at the time to kill nesting spiders.
    
    asciilifeform: you will need a hack to attach keyboard
    
    asciilifeform: and perhaps network
    
    BingoBoingo: That could be interesting.
    
    asciilifeform: but the hardware ought to suffice for a sufficiently late-1980s-like experience
    
    asciilifeform: and dirt cheap to free
    
    asciilifeform: still plentiful in closets and garages around the world.
    
    BingoBoingo: I've actually never owned a computer that could run BSNES
    
    
    
    BingoBoingo: the20year: Old news
    
    BingoBoingo: the20year: Substitue china and 2014 for Illinois and 2007
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Maybe this is a cognitive artifact that has calcified to disability, but I have a hard time mentally abandoning the A/UX mindset.
    
    BingoBoingo: Do most things graphically and occasionally kick the machine in the pants by the cl
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36250 @ 0.00096204 = 34.874 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    BingoBoingo: Maybe that is why I'm not as averse to Ubuntu's Unity as most...
    
    BingoBoingo: Still I miss being able to tell the printer to eject is pins because the piece of shit couldn't write.
    
    BingoBoingo: I think asciilifeform that my long term goal is to have a piece in the local paper where the "journalist" describes an old school blogger who still types on an old Sun Ultra 80.
    
    BingoBoingo: That... At the time... was a fast machine back in '04
    
    asciilifeform: i pined for one as a student. then they all ended up at the university surplus shop, in a gigantic mountain.
    
    asciilifeform: afaik all went to gold reclamation junkyard.
    
    BingoBoingo: I just wish I remembered what the resolution was on that. Fucker needed a W-13 connector.
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: SIUC still has a lab full of them.
    
    BingoBoingo: In the engineering building
    
    asciilifeform: same connector as my SGI Octane, if i recall
    
    BingoBoingo: Yeah, a bunch of pins and then two coax connectors.
    
    BingoBoingo: Prolly some of the first machines to challenge your Symbolics on pure resolution without resorting to B&W display.
    
    asciilifeform: the latter posed some issues in the '80s, from lack of suitable tubes
    
    asciilifeform: symbolics, if i recall, had to have tubes custom blown.
    
    asciilifeform: curious thing. looks and weighs like a soviet tv set, but with supervga res.
    
    asciilifeform: got one right here under desk
    
    
    
    ozbot: Loper OS » Secrets of the Symbolics Console: Part 1
    
    KRS1: BingoBoingo then you wake up one day and realize skills in need don't match your dated skill set.  That makes sense to me to keep up on what technology is being used.
    
    BingoBoingo: So much decoding harware in the monitor housing.
    
    KRS1: For instance goes the case of the scsi expert who never learned SAN storage.
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: sym. console was more than a display
    
    asciilifeform: it had keyboard/mouse decoders, and a 16-bit (!) sound card
    
    BingoBoingo: KRS1: iSCSI is still a thing. I am more horribly outdated than you can imagine though.
    
    BingoBoingo: Fuck.
    
    asciilifeform: KRS1: funny part is that iscsi, sata, even usb mass storage standard still use the classic scsi-2 command set.
    
    KRS1: right, but learning SAN brings on the skillset of learning and understanding the network side of storage.
    
    asciilifeform: just over different physical layer
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I wan't until the IPOD IIGS that Apple tried that.
    
    KRS1: asciilifeform right
    
    KRS1: i just cant see not keeping up on technology your skillset will get antiquated with the technology as time moves on.
    
    KRS1: so i stay on top and grind as much as i can to stay relevant in the field
    
    BingoBoingo: KRS1: If you want to minimize your EM emissions though give me come copper mesh, plaster, and rhodium sulfite.
    
    asciilifeform: KRS1: circus animals have skill sets, people have the ability to figure oddities out on the spot.
    
    KRS1: what i cant get over is how everything is web now..seems there is not much call for sysadmin
    
    BingoBoingo: KRS1: Maybe your problem is deciding you have a field?
    
    KRS1: cant do it all BingoBoingo
    
    KRS1: constantly feeling a pressure to specialize
    
    BingoBoingo: KRS1: Is there a need to do "all?"
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9990 @ 0.00096061 = 9.5965 BTC [-]
    
    KRS1: you said 'deciding you have a field' made me try to understand thats what you were getting at..
    
    KRS1: maybe i didnt understand what you meant
    
    BingoBoingo: Maybe when a turd fragments the right answer is not reassembling the turd, but finding alternate environments where a better turn could have remained with structural integrity.
    
    KRS1: now with nodejs you can do infrastructure siht?
    
    BingoBoingo: node.js is the worst.
    
    KRS1: BingoBoingo ok I get it troll..not making any sense so I'll just say "okay"
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12050 @ 0.00096008 = 11.569 BTC [-]
    
    BingoBoingo: KRS1: Node.js is why people can make fists.
    
    KRS1: so less need for sysadmin, now 'devops'
    
    KRS1: seems I.T. is big data or web dev
    
    KRS1: who is doing everything else?
    
    BingoBoingo: The fact people punch less and code node.js more doesn't make node.js acceptable. It jsut means people are too pussy to punch.
    
    KRS1: BingoBoingo right
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11084 @ 0.00096061 = 10.6474 BTC [+]
    
    BingoBoingo: KRS1: Maybe stop using these distinctions.
    
    KRS1: the fact that nodejs is there it will be used..it will eliminate other jobs
    
    BingoBoingo: Maybe instead of "big data" or "web dev" Consider storage and web shit.
    
    KRS1: Here's a good example, the web developers install 'php ids'  'oh says management..now we dont need security..lets save money'
    
    BingoBoingo: How many jobs did Java kill versus ones it made in its various forms
    
    KRS1: BingoBoingo you arent making sense anymore, the needle is pointing toward troll again.
    
    KRS1: theres tons of big data now
    
    BingoBoingo: KRS1: You know where "troll" as in internet troll comes from liguistically right?
    
    BingoBoingo: It doesn't come from the monster under the bridge...
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20000 @ 0.0009599 = 19.198 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    BingoBoingo: To troll, as a verb comes from the long liune fishermen who "troll" the waters. Not from the under the bridge mosters feared by three year olds.
    
    BingoBoingo: .bait
    
    ozbot: http://25.media.tumblr.com/55323c21d997a8fb03a4742d900bf035/tumblr_mesx7aMNwI1rb4wcjo1_500.jpg
    
    BingoBoingo: KRS1: You see the ocean in that .bait? That is where people "troll" Not under so podunk bridge in the black forest.
    
    BingoBoingo: Trolling in the fishing sense as opposed to the bridge monsters sense probably seems most appropriate on the internet because people who get trolled tend to be lowest common denominators.
    
    BingoBoingo: Just like the Tuna that buy the hook.
    
    KRS1: you're using strange language and its probably just too late for me to comprehend your intelligence
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25858 @ 0.00095951 = 24.811 BTC [-]
    
    BingoBoingo: KRS1: Maybe kind of tipsy (as apposed to half drunk me that tried to sell teeth) is just better than you? Or maybe you are the one incapacitated.
    
    KRS1: like..wtf???  <BingoBoingo> KRS1: If you want to minimize your EM emissions though give me come copper mesh, plaster, and rhodium sulfite.
    
    KRS1: idk dude..maybe its me
    
    BingoBoingo: KRS1: Or maybe try making and testing a faraday cage.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1442 @ 0.00095916 = 1.3831 BTC [-]
    
    BingoBoingo: Ever try to set up Wi-Fi in an Adams family style mansion?
    
    KRS1: lol no i've been doing corp i.t. for a while now
    
    KRS1: i still dont understand wtf you are getting at...so ya...troll on dude
    
    KRS1: its kind of funny
    
    KRS1: Faraday cages now heh
    
    KRS1: Ever wash a car while serving fast food?
    
    KRS1: Try working in a strip club.
    
    BingoBoingo: Well the old plaster on drywall style of contruction tends to... Prevent certain emissions from making it past.
    
    BingoBoingo: Much more so than modern drywall can.
    
    BingoBoingo: KRS1: I uded to wash dishes in a restaurant that was open from 6 am to 12 pm. I know demeaning labor.
    
    kakobrekla: ;;premium mtgox bitstamp
    
    gribble: Premium of MtGox over Bitstamp is currently 23.3788261934 %.
    
    kakobrekla: almost a quater.
    
    BingoBoingo: Never worked at a strip club though I have patronised a few, Casinos tend to hire better tits though.
    
    kakobrekla: almost a quarter.
    
    BingoBoingo: Maybe Gox dies finally this week? Maybe it dies in two years?
    
    BingoBoingo: Who among us can read an EKG well enough to know when an exchange is dead.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.04911006 = 0.1473 BTC [-]
    
    BingoBoingo: Do any Ruskies here have opinions on the KHL match Amur Khabarovsk vs. Tractor
    
    KRS1: BingoBoingo ok so you have some of my respect then. You know a hard day's work.
    
    BingoBoingo: KRS1: And You have some of my respect. Still. Grounding and faraday cages. People are going to want to read your privates. Gird your loins.
    
    KRS1: heh ok
    
    BingoBoingo: KRS1: You know the difference between a CRT monitor and a horn style antenna is minimal
    
    KRS1: i think im following
    
    BingoBoingo: KRS1: And My question to you is how do you keep your keys secret without spilling all of your methods on IRC
    
    KRS1: my gpg key?
    
    KRS1: any private key really..disjoined filesystem say enough?
    
    BingoBoingo: Your bitcoins keys, who cares. I am assuming you have a lot of keys.
    
    KRS1: disjoined filesystem
    
    BingoBoingo: KRS1: Do you happen to be a .NET dev?
    
    KRS1: no but i've done a little
    
    KRS1: you can allow one way access to a separate filesystem using layer 1 networking only and a firewall
    
    BingoBoingo: KRS1: Then how does a filesystem;s being disjointed ever count in a security situation?
    
    KRS1: sorry layer2
    
    BingoBoingo: Sorry, layer owned?
    
    KRS1: the processes running the web server can access a separate system that has acess to the other filesystem/disk
    
    BingoBoingo: Right and as you have explained it so far the separations of privlidges seem incredibly weak.
    
    KRS1: like you said, without spilling all of your methods on IRC
    
    BingoBoingo: Maybe it is a quiet peak though. A true Stealth Mountain.
    
    KRS1: one time key/pass with a checksum to allow access
    
    KRS1: ok?
    
    BingoBoingo: Seems feasible.
    
    KRS1: bank level security yo
    
    KRS1: now get me some work
    
    BingoBoingo: I just remember this Aussie fellow named Trade Fortress who promised all of these things and delivered none of them.
    
    KRS1: because people are bullshitters who dont want to pay talent to do it right
    
    BingoBoingo: MAYBE some things "can't" be done "right"
    
    KRS1: sure they can..time and money
    
    KRS1: you cant just pick one
    
    KRS1: nothing is impossible dude
    
    KRS1: you dont see systems by general dynamics or northrop grumman being hacked
    
    KRS1: harris systems
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46518 @ 0.00096207 = 44.7536 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    BingoBoingo: KRS1: It doesn't really matter much who gets hacked. What they get hacked forr though.
    
    agorecki: What's assbot doing for us?
    
    agorecki: I don't understand the numbers it's produced... :P
    
    BingoBoingo: agorecki: You have a finger right? place it into your anus and compare it too assbot feedback.
    
    agorecki: Hmm
    
    KRS1: haha
    
    KRS1: .bait
    
    
    
    KRS1: ozbot is better
    
    KRS1: i agree, but im pointing out that nothing is impossible and that they are getting it right, obvious evidence of that.
    
    Vexual: 24 hours notice to open the time safe at your local bank sounds like poor security
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16100 @ 0.00096379 = 15.517 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    KRS1: Vexual
    
    
    
    ozbot: Birdman - Y.U. MAD ft. Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne - YouTube
    
    KRS1: Vexual shut up cunt you are out of your league here
    
    KRS1: just spin me some fat tracks
    
    Vexual: where im from, if your aunt clips the bank managers poodle, they'll give you every note in the safe in 5 minutes
    
    Vexual: secure as fuck
    
    KRS1: hah
    
    Vexual: they can fill the safe back up after im gone
    
    BingoBoingo: Vexual has rather hit this issue on the head. I don't spit. I don't swallow. I break that bitch with a bottle.
    
    herbijudlestoids: this is second time iv heard you mention trade fortress
    
    herbijudlestoids: i thought you thought i was him because i said i was iranian, but its cos hes aussie?
    
    Vexual: hes chinese australian, currently residing in china
    
    herbijudlestoids: rightright
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: I think he is a chink who lived in australiasia.
    
    herbijudlestoids: i can also offer you bank level security (take your deposits and issue promisory notes against them at my will for a profit and them get you to bail me out)
    
    herbijudlestoids: took me years of education and training to offer a level of service like that
    
    Vexual: lol
    
    BingoBoingo: I can offer much greater than "bank" level security if depositors are willing to accept boring terms or default.
    
    Vexual: tf might just be in chatswood too my persian friend
    
    herbijudlestoids: im not in chatswood :)
    
    herbijudlestoids: my exchange is printed in my hostname lol
    
    Vexual: oh, are you tradefortress?
    
    herbijudlestoids: no, i dunno even who that is, but BingoBoingo thought i was him when i came in here the other day for a rant
    
    BingoBoingo: Vexual: TF might die from soft tissue trauma
    
    herbijudlestoids: or thought imight be him
    
    herbijudlestoids: i dunno
    
    Vexual: i think he got hacked
    
    herbijudlestoids: i guess all aussie hostnames look the same :P
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: You have to understand I hate all
    
    herbijudlestoids: yea its cool man
    
    KRS1: BingoBoingo its so easy isnt it
    
    herbijudlestoids: as long as we can be friends
    
    BingoBoingo: Also yes. On interwebs all aussies look alike.
    
    
    
    benkay: "Yalo is a Lisp OS running on bare metal x86-64 hardware. "
    
    Vexual: were probably the most multicultural place on earth
    
    herbijudlestoids: haha!
    
    herbijudlestoids: finally i can replace emacs as my OS
    
    BingoBoingo: As a contrapositive no aussies on the internet can be trusted without TF's head
    
    KRS1: hah
    
    Vexual: did you have a lot of coin with him bongo?
    
    herbijudlestoids: what if i was to do some form of reddit style verify image
    
    herbijudlestoids: with a shot of my anus and a piece of paper that identifies me by timestamp or other of your choosing
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: You go wrong at reddit syle
    
    herbijudlestoids: yea i totally never use reddit (i love imgur tho) so im probably showing my newbz
    
    herbijudlestoids: i just assume its all anus shots really
    
    Vexual: you could just find an image of a polar bear in a snowstorn and press invert
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4020 @ 0.00096409 = 3.8756 BTC [+]
    
    BingoBoingo: Vexual I had little coin with him, but I allocated coin to people who weren't him in his trust.
    
    herbijudlestoids: no thats what im saying, ill include some form of text so you know its my anus for sure
    
    herbijudlestoids: i know that after i /quit you guys are talking about how im probly tradefortress
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: We need a sharpie at least 4 inches deep.
    
    Vexual: KRS1 tunes?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41810 @ 0.00096322 = 40.2722 BTC [-]
    
    BingoBoingo: And single sharpies are worth too little nao.
    
    herbijudlestoids: dun think you can get sharpies here
    
    benkay: tattoo your current handle around your anus
    
    herbijudlestoids: i actually live quite close to an infamous bikie tattoo parlour theyd probly oblige
    
    BingoBoingo: Benkay, you are great ultimate problem solver.
    
    herbijudlestoids: i sometimes go in there to accompany my friend getting tats
    
    Vexual: good luck living far from an infamous tatoo parlour in sydney
    
    herbijudlestoids: although as an iranian my anus is not exactly tattooable without some serious shave action
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: What part of noone cares do you dun understand?
    
    Vexual: lol
    
    herbijudlestoids: i guess all of it really
    
    herbijudlestoids: will you explain? :)
    
    BingoBoingo: I dun care at all about tattoos. I care about circumfrence you  can violate yourself with.  You don't seem to be offering it though.
    
    Vexual: still dissappearing those cases of smirnoff bongo?
    
    herbijudlestoids: well BingoBoingo
    
    BingoBoingo: Vexual: Not Smirnoff, Dimitri
    
    herbijudlestoids: the human anus can take a lot
    
    herbijudlestoids: *a lot*
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: And I want evidence.
    
    
    
    herbijudlestoids: and my anus is descended from a long line of iranian genetics
    
    punkman: does that make it extra stretchy?
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Is that supposed to be some lame as version of "butthole is exit only" You know how many girls try that?
    
    herbijudlestoids: nope what im trying to explain to your ignorant ass is that my anus is from the same bloodlines that spawned the buddha
    
    herbijudlestoids: our anusii are the stretchiest
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: That doesn't mean the buddah couldn't put his foot in his own ass.
    
    BingoBoingo: Why herbijudlestoids Do you have to act like such a cripple.
    
    herbijudlestoids: its a complex i have
    
    Vexual: ozone layer
    
    herbijudlestoids: mother always told me i should believe in myself more
    
    BingoBoingo: Who doesn't have a complex herbijudlestoids
    
    BingoBoingo: I offered to pull some of my own teeth. If you scroll up you can see my price sheet.
    
    Vexual: i have simplex, its for life
    
    herbijudlestoids: probably god fearing christians
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: If I could transmit death over the wire.
    
    herbijudlestoids: :D
    
    Vexual: ill hook you up with a lever for a recipro saw so you don't have to twist bongo, rattle em out like a gear puller
    
    herbijudlestoids: well its not like my wire isnt all exposed
    
    herbijudlestoids: and judging from the kernel the router seems to be running i doubt it would take too much poking
    
    BingoBoingo: Vexual: I'm not sure I want to kill you either, but at least I can imagine more humane ways and means.
    
    Vexual: flex the pain bro
    
    Vexual: absord it
    
    herbijudlestoids: but i keep all of my 0.02BTC offline, youll never get them BingoBoingo
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: If you are talking about whipping your dick out and actually fucking my router. I'd like you to guess how many volts go through the power line.
    
    herbijudlestoids: no *my* router
    
    BingoBoingo: I wouldn't be interested in 0.02 BTC
    
    herbijudlestoids: nevermind
    
    herbijudlestoids: dont lie i know you want to kill me and take my partial bitcoin
    
    herbijudlestoids: theres probly like 8 undercover feds in this room who are on their way to your house right now
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: As the person who seems to actually have more BTC I must assume you want to steal mine
    
    herbijudlestoids: oo interesting
    
    herbijudlestoids: nah im a good boy
    
    BingoBoingo: Also herbijudlestoids How do you know I ain
    
    BingoBoingo: 't the feds
    
    herbijudlestoids: i dont
    
    herbijudlestoids: for good opsec i assume everyones a fed
    
    
    
    herbijudlestoids: if you were a fed, thatd explain all of your bitcoins!
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Wouldn't explain all of the BTC that passed through this playing dirty address.
    
    BingoBoingo: 1LvCuntsJyFFQsLuJhBXBPokbQa7SAyMr4
    
    Vexual: any feds here dies of retard poisoning quite recently
    
    Vexual: hows that new kinetic watch bingoboingo? did it arrive?
    
    BingoBoingo: I also would pay so much for someone who found a better vanity gen address than 1LvCuntsJyFFQsLuJhBXBPokbQa7SAyMr4 I love cunts.
    
    herbijudlestoids: wait
    
    BingoBoingo: I mean RNG even got capitlization right.
    
    herbijudlestoids: youd actually buy the person who found the address?
    
    herbijudlestoids: slavery is illegal and immoral yo
    
    herbijudlestoids: you cant just own people based on the contents of their wallet address
    
    BingoBoingo: Says who? Coinye doesn't think that!
    
    BingoBoingo: Also, what are the preconditions for a useful vanity gen address?
    
    Vexual: BingoBoingo, does overstock.com work?
    
    BingoBoingo: (most of them are luck)
    
    BingoBoingo: Vexual: Yeah, actually seems to not be a scam. I got a pretty sweet seiko watch.
    
    Vexual: does it run fast?
    
    herbijudlestoids: why would overstock be a scam, its a huge online retailer lol
    
    Vexual: or do you wear it on your less favoured wrist?
    
    herbijudlestoids: why dont you ever by me some shit BingoBoingo
    
    BingoBoingo: Vexual: It necessarily goes on my less favored wrist
    
    herbijudlestoids: selfish prick
    
    Vexual: lol
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Why don't you ever suck my dick the right way?
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: I doubt you even control some tits.
    
    herbijudlestoids: i dont
    
    herbijudlestoids: all i ever wanted was 1000 VMs running tor/i2p/gnunet all over the world
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Then why do you acto so high and mighty if you can't even controll two nipples
    
    herbijudlestoids: so sick of the NSA having all the nodes
    
    BingoBoingo: No nodes matter herb if you can't even find honest nipples
    
    Vexual: thats the motorolla talking
    
    BingoBoingo: Vexual: If the motorolla talked you would not recognize it.
    
    Vexual: yeah i still got my chunky flip fone
    
    BingoBoingo: Herb though not recognizing a nipple...
    
    herbijudlestoids: the way i figure, im some form of evolutionary dead end
    
    herbijudlestoids: i dont need nipples
    
    Vexual: burned off in a magic carpet accident
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22280 @ 0.00096409 = 21.4799 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Can I feed you to my brah tillikum then?
    
    herbijudlestoids: as an evolutionary dead end i cant risk any form of genetic transfer
    
    
    
    ozbot: KOSHEEN - "GONE" - YouTube
    
    herbijudlestoids: you mght ingest some of my biome
    
    herbijudlestoids: he might
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Even fucking cancer patients suggest perpetuating their genome. I've got my flaws but you sound lower thn a pussy.
    
    herbijudlestoids: theyre all fools
    
    herbijudlestoids: i like to cheat nature
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: I like to cheat nature too, but have you actually ever meathacked yourself? I've cured cancer... or at least precancerous lesions before.
    
    Vexual: no microscope?
    
    herbijudlestoids: im a pretty good boy these days but i did used to hack the brain quite often, done pretty rigorous testing on various amino acids and drugs
    
    herbijudlestoids: cured myself of alcoholism
    
    Vexual: you might like to descibe hopw you did that for your fellow man herbi
    
    herbijudlestoids: there is a tree, from gabon, called iboga
    
    herbijudlestoids: an alkaloid in the bark of the roots of that tree called ibogaine
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: I simply dunno trust you.
    
    herbijudlestoids: which in metabolised to noribogaine by the digestive tract
    
    herbijudlestoids: noribogaine has the ability to stop most addictive behaviour without withdrawal, including, miraculously heroin
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Trusting you would be easier if you didn't fail to half century old voodoo.
    
    herbijudlestoids: plenty of science :)
    
    herbijudlestoids: been researched since the 70s
    
    Vexual: just hit up shaman-australis and wait 8 yearsfor the tree to grow?
    
    herbijudlestoids: well that is one way, and the owner of SAB happens to be a close personal friend, but as long as iboga plant is not schedule 9 in australia you can import the plant materials
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Plenty of science suggests gold would e the wosrst thing to own after A-bomb-smach
    
    Vexual: can you get me an o-type liver in the interim?
    
    herbijudlestoids: i used to be a moderator on the SAB forums :)
    
    Vexual: i think igoba got scheduled in nsw
    
    Vexual: no shit, you really are a magic carpet persian cat
    
    herbijudlestoids: its possible ibogaine is scheduled under the state analogs clause, but i dont think iboga plant material is yet
    
    herbijudlestoids: you have to import it "not for human consumption"
    
    Vexual: khat is illegal now, thats a joke
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: I like how you let your whole position degrade into a generic Ibago-AA add
    
    herbijudlestoids: my "position"?
    
    herbijudlestoids: Vexual asked me a question
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Yes, aren't you advancing a position?
    
    Vexual: nah bro, your teeth hurt
    
    herbijudlestoids: not really, do whatever you like :)
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: I don't like lies like that.
    
    herbijudlestoids: i dont think "everyobody should do drugs" or whatever, if thats what you mean?
    
    Vexual: use the pain to make you stronger
    
    herbijudlestoids: khat is so illegal that they are still growing it at the royal botanical gardens in sydney and melbourne :P
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: all you have offered is ways to prevent two kinds of cancer while inviting 80+ other forms.
    
    herbijudlestoids: cancer is the common lot of all humans who evade every other disease
    
    BingoBoingo: Maybe herbijudlestoids kHAT IS BETTER THATN yo DICK
    
    herbijudlestoids: you cant beat cancer, its simply maths that eventually your code has replication errors
    
    Vexual: it only got illegal when little old ladies complain about africans jumping the font fence and locusting their shrubs
    
    herbijudlestoids: hehe Vexual i dunno, thats been happening in WA for years ;)
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Maybe I've beat canver before once...
    
    herbijudlestoids: somali refugees often go up to the SAB nursery and are welcomed to pick
    
    Vexual: its like coffee for those cats
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: You wanna see my uvula?
    
    herbijudlestoids: BingoBoingo: thats really great if so, and i hope you live many happy years more :)
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: I feel the near opposite. I hope I die sooner and more excitingly.
    
    herbijudlestoids: have you successfully propagated your DNA yet?
    
    herbijudlestoids: sounds a bit...pussy
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Also do you KNOW the hat you can feel for yourself if you successfully resection your soft pallate?
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: You sound a bit jelly for a pocketknife surgeon.
    
    herbijudlestoids: im so jelly
    
    BingoBoingo: FISH
    
    herbijudlestoids: i actually stopped understanding exactly what we were talking about a while ago
    
    Vexual: not with sab anymore herbi?
    
    herbijudlestoids: yea, see
    
    herbijudlestoids: nope, too much attention from the law
    
    herbijudlestoids: especially for mods
    
    Vexual: yah i saw today tonight
    
    herbijudlestoids: lol
    
    Vexual: :)
    
    Vexual: fnq meet soon
    
    herbijudlestoids: they fucked pu on that one and they had to eat shit ;)
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: The thing is the law has reasons to hate me moar than you. And Vexual moar than me.\
    
    herbijudlestoids: the law has no reason to hate me any longer
    
    herbijudlestoids: im a law abiding good boy
    
    BingoBoingo: Herbi you just seem like such a pussy
    
    herbijudlestoids: i use twitter and facebook to ensure maximum big brother coverage
    
    Vexual: he has steroids in his name
    
    herbijudlestoids: do i? lol
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18014 @ 0.00096715 = 17.4222 BTC [+]
    
    herbijudlestoids: this is my irc handle since high school
    
    BingoBoingo: I am a law abiding son of the old regime, and untility for me is found. Maybe compilers suck
    
    herbijudlestoids: yep
    
    Vexual: totes
    
    herbijudlestoids: best to abide by the law
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4286 @ 0.00096753 = 4.1468 BTC [+]
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Ths hasn't even been my IRC handle for a whole year yet.
    
    herbijudlestoids: the govt knows best, after all
    
    
    
    ozbot: Black Moon Rising, "Don't fuck with the Government." - YouTube
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Maybe you would feel differently if the law treated you differently.,
    
    BingoBoingo: Law nevar knows besdt.
    
    herbijudlestoids: did one of those smirnoff bottles in your butthole crack open or something BingoBoingo?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 418 @ 0.00087432 = 0.3655 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: The way proper crypto works is that you can nevar know, mother fucker
    
    herbijudlestoids: haha
    
    
    
    ozbot: Zoe Bell - Death Proof - Let's Go and Get Stuntman Mike - YouTube
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: If I ever meet you in person and you aren't fat... I might just rape you extra.
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: If you want pre-exclusive poison. I have plenty.
    
    herbijudlestoids: Vexual: basically what happened was that a lot of heat started to come down on certain people who were close friends of mine and at the same time in the space of a year five of my friends in the community died from various things. i had seen too much and been through even more so i just stopped participating in the community. all the knowledge is still in my head and i still take care of my friends when they are s
    
    herbijudlestoids: im a good boy :)
    
    herbijudlestoids: plus i got sick of fucking "light healers" and "chakra" type hippy cunts i nthe community, charlatans
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8050 @ 0.00096753 = 7.7886 BTC [+]
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Yoy don'r sound white at all
    
    herbijudlestoids: im not white, or fat, you drunk fuck, im a skinny iranian geek
    
    Vexual: yeah man, its about 12 miles west of the chai tent at channon
    
    BingoBoingo: ++
    
    Vexual: lets get some love happening bb
    
    herbijudlestoids: yea bb y u dun luv me4?
    
    Vexual: authenticate in the morning this guy might just be your best friend
    
    BingoBoingo: Vexual: I love you in a way that is not gay at all
    
    Vexual: thats what i like to hear
    
    herbijudlestoids: nah i know hes a nice guy, i was chatting to him the other day and he put up with a long whinge i had :)
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Seriously register a GPG key
    
    Vexual: yeah and i had to make the magic carpet joke
    
    herbijudlestoids: i got a GPG key
    
    herbijudlestoids: or do you mean register it to mpex.co?
    
    herbijudlestoids: why bother, i dont have enough BTC to buy 2 shares lol
    
    BingoBoingo: Herb I don't remember hving a conversation with you where the endpoint was not you being fatally wrong.
    
    BingoBoingo: her bMPEX.CO is not for you
    
    herbijudlestoids: if i was fatally wrong, how come im still alive?
    
    BingoBoingo: Coinbr.com could be so prifitable if you accepted Roodhouse isn't a real town
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Because  life in general is insufficiently generous
    
    herbijudlestoids: what did you want me to register a GPG key agains?
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: The BTC WoT
    
    Vexual: polar bear in a snowstorm
    
    BingoBoingo: vexual, I will eat you
    
    Vexual: i dunno, ive spent enough time in png, i have the recipies
    
    BingoBoingo: vexual who has recipes doesn't matter as much as who can start a recipe
    
    Vexual: that place is truly the end of the earth
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 665 @ 0.00087433 = 0.5814 BTC [+]
    
    BingoBoingo: vexual, do you know JB?
    
    Vexual: you don't want to hurt me bb
    
    herbijudlestoids: fucking irssi
    
    Vexual: you're just making the point that violence is the lcd
    
    BingoBoingo: Vexual: I dun want to hurt you, but I deff want to hurt JB
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31200 @ 0.0009648 = 30.1018 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    Vexual: jim beam, yeah ill eat theat guy all night
    
    BingoBoingo: Vexual: You entertain that ghost too much
    
    BingoBoingo: Whatever happened to die mother fucker die?
    
    Vexual: same same but different
    
    BingoBoingo: No, seems like you are lazy vexual, even iif it is in the name of art
    
    herbijudlestoids: can i interact with the bot here or do i need to go to bitcoin-otc
    
    Mats_cd03: Herbijudlestoids might I recommend irccloud.com
    
    herbijudlestoids: you might not?
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Trick question. the bot you want is in neither channel
    
    Vexual: what u mean lazy sucker?!?!
    
    herbijudlestoids: so where is it?
    
    Vexual: ill still be drunk in the morning if you think you're taking my bc
    
    herbijudlestoids: ah found it
    
    BingoBoingo: Vexual: I dunno, but straight edges seem to enjo imposing it on you
    
    herbijudlestoids: ok registered
    
    herbijudlestoids: errr or not
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Just suck my dick fool
    
    
    
    ozbot: Bob Dylan - Isis (1976) on Vimeo
    
    BingoBoingo: I am going to go to sleep.
    
    herbijudlestoids: ass bucket fuck sticks.
    
    herbijudlestoids: i have forgotten the password for my gpg key
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: You can die so many times over even tillikum might fing you tasty.
    
    herbijudlestoids: i dont use this stupid shit man, i do all my dodgy business over i2p or tor using tails
    
    Vexual: you're confusing domains with hosts
    
    punkman: lol
    
    herbijudlestoids: whos confusing domains with hosts?
    
    herbijudlestoids: me?
    
    herbijudlestoids: confused :P
    
    BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: What do you do when vexual makes you sound stupid,  bitch.
    
    punkman: herbijudlestoids: you don't even GPG?
    
    herbijudlestoids: not really, i stopped using it for communication when tails added the OTR plugin for pidgin
    
    Vexual: if you bother with what im doing, you're not doing much
    
    herbijudlestoids: lol so confused
    
    BingoBoingo: Vexual: Maybe that is why I like you?
    
    herbijudlestoids: i got my "OTP" from the gribble, but i cant decrypt it
    
    herbijudlestoids: because i forgot my stupid fucking key password
    
    herbijudlestoids: its probly like 30 characters
    
    Vexual: earler you were deciding to kill vex or not bb
    
    BingoBoingo: vex yoyr name includes vex
    
    BingoBoingo: Kill would have been a liberal parameter
    
    herbijudlestoids: welp, i sure hope i dont have anything that needs decrypting against that key
    
    herbijudlestoids: yea sweet
    
    herbijudlestoids: done
    
    herbijudlestoids: actually no BingoBoingo i switched from 4096RSA to DSA/Elgamal, which is what Bruce Scheiner most recently recommended.
    
    herbijudlestoids: but i cant recover the old key without the password so its no good anyway
    
    BingoBoingo: I don't even kno how someone could correct such  amistake...
    
    herbijudlestoids: someone rate me so i can give BingoBoingo +10
    
    herbijudlestoids: so...why did i do this again guys?
    
    KRS1: so you can keep this for a rainy day
    
    herbijudlestoids: you know itd be nice if all the different WoT could be linked
    
    herbijudlestoids: for example the freenet one
    
    herbijudlestoids: and the rating system of the various dark market
    
    Vexual: wheres the music KRS1 ?
    
    KRS1: hmm
    
    KRS1: sec
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49772 @ 0.00096369 = 47.9648 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    Vexual: so pimp
    
    Vexual: what are consultinf some old 40mb hd for aome drum and base?
    
    Vexual: just gotta quicly tattoo a stripper?
    
    
    
    ozbot: Information Society - Repetition - YouTube
    
    KRS1: lol
    
    KRS1: naw chillin at the hizzo
    
    herbijudlestoids: try this out
    
    
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17840 @ 0.00096059 = 17.1369 BTC [-]
    
    Vexual: c'mon krs1 can't run a strip club without music
    
    herbijudlestoids: or one of my all time fav songs
    
    
    
    ozbot: Immortal Technique - Peruvian Cocaine feat Diabolic, Tonedeff, Poison Pen, Loucipher, C-Rayz Walz -
    
    KRS1: Play something for all my Cuban friends in Miami
    
    
    
    ozbot: DJ Laz featuring Mami El Negro and Danny D - YouTube
    
    herbijudlestoids: hey Vexual are you using linux by any chance? recently my ABC iview stopped working, wondering if its just me
    
    Vexual: cool beat but this -assets, most coca farmers are extenibly happy remmebr
    
    Vexual: flash?
    
    herbijudlestoids: ye
    
    herbijudlestoids: i got it whitelisted in noscript and adblock
    
    herbijudlestoids: and in fact it doesnt seem to work in a clean chromium profile or anything
    
    KRS1: Ya a cocoa farmer in Mexico is the life. I'm sure they have it quite well.
    
    herbijudlestoids: hehe cocoa = theobroma cacao, coca = erythoxylum coca ;)
    
    KRS1: I know someone who owns a banana farm in Equador, very similar.
    
    KRS1: herbijudlestoids: yep =D
    
    Vexual: thats the life
    
    KRS1: Its amazing how easy to find at this latitude.
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    Vexual: you grow babnanas therE?
    
    KRS1: See, Assbot knows what time it is.
    
    KRS1: Equador yes major.
    
    herbijudlestoids: where you at KRS1?
    
    KRS1: not far from Miami
    
    herbijudlestoids: nice tropics
    
    herbijudlestoids: carribean stylin
    
    KRS1: yes the tropics, speaking of latitude specifically, start here.
    
    
    
    ozbot: Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime (1980/ 2013) (HD) - YouTube
    
    KRS1: Good jam =D
    
    Vexual: no doubt miami
    
    herbijudlestoids: yo KRS1
    
    herbijudlestoids: ever heard of xochipili before?
    
    herbijudlestoids: i was talking to a guy in florida, a long time ago trying to source seeds or propagation material for the plant Quararibea funebris
    
    herbijudlestoids: and he was literally going to the florida botanical gardens when katrina hit
    
    herbijudlestoids: feel like helping a brother out? :D
    
    herbijudlestoids: trees shoulda grown back by now
    
    Vexual: excellent panoleus in carib too
    
    Vexual: i hear
    
    herbijudlestoids: no better than the local subaeruginosa ;)
    
    Vexual: ooh the locale makes the vibe
    
    herbijudlestoids: true
    
    Vexual: deepest darkest
    
    herbijudlestoids: try this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcjr3cLQjCo :)
    
    Vexual: subs>blue mountains> hermitde
    
    herbijudlestoids: ;)
    
    herbijudlestoids: is it possible we know each other Vexual?
    
    Vexual: i might have met your sister on a train, bu tno
    
    herbijudlestoids: dun have one of those
    
    Vexual: exactly
    
    herbijudlestoids: yet you know SAB
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22450 @ 0.00096753 = 21.721 BTC [+]
    
    herbijudlestoids: do you by any chance know a certain guy who carves amazing animals and stuff out of bone/whatnot?
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    Vexual: im in fnq on bandicoot powered internet
    
    Vexual: no
    
    Vexual: i know where stheres some stone carving athta can only have been made by an excellent mage
    
    herbijudlestoids: there are some cool peeps out your way :)
    
    Vexual: ya
    
    Vexual: i go everywhere
    
    Vexual: ive seen a pheonix carved
    
    herbijudlestoids: this is one of my mates :) http://www.larridinya.com/
    
    herbijudlestoids: lives up that way
    
    Vexual: cool, some of tose are shell?
    
    herbijudlestoids: all kinds of stuff i dunno exactly
    
    Vexual: nope, bone
    
    herbijudlestoids: hes a very smart, highly educated guy who chooses to spend his time catching snakes in paradise :P
    
    Vexual: yah
    
    Vexual: ill bet he gets a sneaky tigershart or two
    
    herbijudlestoids: heard of entheongaia before?
    
    Vexual: if not i can make his leather
    
    Vexual: no
    
    herbijudlestoids: you might be interested ;)
    
    herbijudlestoids: watch out for hippies tho
    
    Vexual: is your mate accepting bitcoin?
    
    Vexual: i like his shit
    
    herbijudlestoids: no, but i will tell him to
    
    Vexual: is that tribe whot lives on the silicone north of here?
    
    herbijudlestoids: just pinged him about getting a bitpay acct
    
    Vexual: theres some hippie sthat live way up on the white beaches and when they go to mine it the bulldozers end up with the sugar in the tank every moring
    
    herbijudlestoids: wouldnt it be great to start a company funded by bitcoins which just shorts companies that suck
    
    Vexual: depends on your defitition of suckage to get the money to do it right
    
    Vexual: so , probably not
    
    herbijudlestoids: well it would be more effective than sugar in the tank ;)
    
    Vexual: you got to do it better or theres no recourse
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5619 @ 0.00096753 = 5.4366 BTC [+]
    
    herbijudlestoids: well nice chatting, i got some work to do
    
    
    
    ozbot: Icehouse - Great Southern Land - YouTube
    
    KRS1: 80's?
    
    KRS1: never heard this
    
    Vexual: australia was excellent in the 80s
    
    Vexual: embracing the desert
    
    KRS1: how so
    
    
    
    ozbot: GANGgajang - Sounds Of Then (This Is Australia) - YouTube
    
    Vexual: dunno prolly cocaine washed up here too
    
    Vexual: all i know is, shit got fluoro
    
    KRS1: ya 80's was a fun time once the cold war and inflation shit was out of the way
    
    KRS1: so full of promise (In the U.S.)- just to have some politician douchebags ruin everything.
    
    Vexual: yeah
    
    KRS1: yes fluoroescent colors awash everywhere..even on grandma.
    
    
    
    ozbot: Daddy Cool - Eagle Rock  - Clip (1971) - YouTube
    
    Vexual: theres that wedge tail, so beatie
    
    Vexual: *beastie
    
    Vexual: beatie was an alcoholic labour pm 7 years ago
    
    Vexual: pancreatic cancer slowed him up
    
    
    
    ozbot: Divinyls ~ Pleasure And Pain (Full Screen) - YouTube
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02896997 = 0.2318 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    
    
    ozbot: AC/DC - Back in Black - YouTube
    
    Vexual: so thats basically your grewich mean time australia day coin accepting pool hall mix
    
    Vexual: not very useful but it is what it is
    
    KRS1: oh god that song
    
    Vexual: whictch witch?
    
    KRS1: back in black
    
    KRS1: every rock station has played that at least once an hour for the last two 1/2 decades
    
    Vexual: acadaca comin out the siz stacka?
    
    Vexual: 22 on the fron seat, antenna like 6 feet
    
    
    
    ozbot: Briggs - Rapper Tag #7 - YouTube
    
    Vexual: thats an aboriginie krs1
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38955 @ 0.00096644 = 37.6477 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    KRS1: oh wow he's pretty civilized
    
    Vexual: he says phuck a cypher
    
    KRS1: pretty good
    
    Vexual: indeed
    
    KRS1: hah just as you said that..
    
    KRS1: im feeling it
    
    KRS1: rather be dead
    
    Vexual: we have mega desert her mircea_popesu, you would like the journey
    
    KRS1: he doesnt look aborigine
    
    KRS1: is there any aborigine woman on this earth that is hot & sexy?
    
    Vexual: well if you get lost in the simpson, that will be the face you are looking for to save you
    
    KRS1: is there such a thing?
    
    Vexual: yes
    
    KRS1: gtfo
    
    KRS1: beauty is in the eye of the beholder though
    
    KRS1: i'll be the judge
    
    Vexual: well
    
    Vexual: its a feet on ground thing, domain and host
    
    KRS1: check this rapper out
    
    
    
    ozbot: Strange Kid I Found on Youtube - YouTube
    
    KRS1: he's straight dope nigga
    
    Vexual: in the desert here whiteys are in 4x4 or gmh, blackfelas run fords
    
    Vexual: its a sterotype thats more oft true than not, as is the definition
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14915 @ 0.00096675 = 14.4191 BTC [+]
    
    KRS1: want to see something cool?
    
    
    
    ozbot: Beatboxing in Slow Motion - Smarter Every Day 109 - YouTube
    
    KRS1: 2:39 ftw
    
    KRS1: Don't let your dick get hard, its a dude afterall.
    
    Vexual: hang on, just played it
    
    KRS1: they look like some damn talented pussy lips
    
    Vexual: this is why i don't like america
    
    KRS1: HAHA
    
    Vexual: and mercedes
    
    Vexual: im turning gay as i watch it
    
    KRS1: ikr
    
    
    
    ozbot: Not Many - The Remix -Scribe (Official Music Video) - YouTube
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19850 @ 0.00096831 = 19.221 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    
    
    ozbot: Gwen Stefani - Harajuku Girls - YouTube
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 1500 @ 0.00167803 = 2.517 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;calc 1/0.00167803
    
    gribble: 595.936902201
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 1000 @ 0.00167504 = 1.675 BTC [-]
    
    
    
    ozbot: Gwen Stefani - Cool - YouTube
    
    mircea_popescu: jesus did namecheap redesign its site to look retarded ?
    
    mircea_popescu: or is this some sort of webturd dns cache poisoning thing
    
    Vexual: you buy dour domains at anmecheap, i can't deal with such disoulusion
    
    mircea_popescu: what ?
    
    Vexual: i don't know
    
    mircea_popescu: i can't even fucking use their site now
    
    mircea_popescu: JESUS GOD! STOP MAKING EVERYTHING STUPID EVERYONE!
    
    mircea_popescu: holy shit
    
    Vexual: sorry
    
    mircea_popescu: there is just no alternative, everyone under 30 will have to be butchered and we'll have to start over.
    
    mircea_popescu: we have failed with this generation.
    
    Vexual: can we keep the 16s?
    
    mircea_popescu: maybe.
    
    Vexual: seems sensible
    
    mircea_popescu: hopefully seeing the gruesome fate their older redditard siblings meet will wake them the fuck up
    
    Apocalyptic: set it as everyone under 20
    
    Vexual: its happened during hisotry
    
    punkman: wow, new namecheap design is horrible
    
    punkman: they change the account management stuff to?
    
    mircea_popescu: yeah see, this is why nothing ever gets done, all the individual cases ;/ soon enough it'll be anyone under 35.00001 and over 34.99999, which fits some guy somewhere a politician didn't like personally.
    
    mircea_popescu: punkman i dunno dood, i can't even log in anymore.
    
    mircea_popescu: anyone know a sane registrar ?
    
    Vexual: i get friendly with the aides annd put politician with emails
    
    mircea_popescu: like, you know, namecheap USED TO BE ?
    
    mircea_popescu: i can't put up with this godaddy bullshit.
    
    punkman: gandi maybe?
    
    Vexual: not familiar with namecheap
    
    mircea_popescu: Vexual that's because you're on the internet by accident.
    
    mircea_popescu: punkman you use it ?
    
    
    
    ozbot: Gwen Stefani - Rich Girl ft. Eve - YouTube
    
    punkman: not yet, I have most of my domains on namecheap
    
    mircea_popescu: yeah, so do i.
    
    Vexual: kali?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29400 @ 0.00096884 = 28.4839 BTC [+]
    
    punkman: oh it's beyond horrible after I signed in
    
    
    
    ozbot: Ice Cube - I Got My Locs On feat Jeezy w/lyircs HQ - YouTube
    
    punkman: "We continue to work on making changes to our website, refining and  tuning to make things easier for you. Please bear with us during this  time."
    
    Vexual: graets prolly reselling it
    
    mircea_popescu: punkman i don't understand what tyhe fuck is with people. basically instead of pissing all over the eager public in the forums like i do, they take fuckwit bitcointalker seriously and follow their advice.
    
    mircea_popescu: this is immoral, let alone stupid.
    
    Vexual: +1
    
    Vexual: cant lern em tho
    
    Vexual: ait, what
    
    Vexual: your pr is on fir
    
    punkman: this mobile first, responsive shit is just the worst thing
    
    Vexual: e
    
    punkman: and it's everywhere
    
    mircea_popescu: someone came by with "o, we'll improve your DATED design by making it all new and therefore better" and some shit-for-brains officer signed off on this
    
    mircea_popescu: namecheap design stood out in a sea of idiocy by not being quite as idiotic.
    
    mircea_popescu: now it looks like i'm having my domains hosted by fucking vice.
    
    Vexual: you need a vice doco mano
    
    Vexual: get the girl that ate korean poo medecine
    
    Vexual: ill light it
    
    Vexual: pankkake as executive producer
    
    Vexual: 2 bits on the dollar
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13100 @ 0.00096922 = 12.6968 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    Vexual: classical soundtrack
    
    Vexual: its moeny in the bank
    
    
    
    
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6419 @ 0.0009664 = 6.2033 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14217 @ 0.00096242 = 13.6827 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htUMtL-GLZo Maytones - Billy Goat
    
    
    
    pankkake: ;;ident
    
    gribble: Nick 'pankkake', with hostmask 'pankkake!~anus@inara.p.engu.in', is identified as user 'pankkake', with GPG key id 62CA12B8036102B4, key fingerprint 2294225E0AF658991EA1DAAC62CA12B8036102B4, and bitcoin address None
    
    pankkake: ;;gpg exchangekey 0x651BB507D9889CC0
    
    gribble: Error: The "GPG" plugin is loaded, but there is no command named "exchangekey" in it.  Try "list GPG" to see the commands in the "GPG" plugin.
    
    pankkake: ;;gpg echangekey 0x651BB507D9889CC0
    
    gribble: Request successful for user pankkake, hostmask pankkake!~anus@inara.p.engu.in. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/651BB507D9889CC0
    
    pankkake: ;;gpg everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:8a646544d73f413c0a3cb75649c9640d5ae135525627f3597a38dfdb
    
    gribble: Successfully changed key for user pankkake from 62CA12B8036102B4 to 651BB507D9889CC0. You are now authenticated for user pankkake with key 651BB507D9889CC0
    
    
    
    
    
    ozbot: Lee Scratch Perry ~ I Am A Psychiatrist - YouTube
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35308 @ 0.00095921 = 33.8678 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    Vexual: ;; ident
    
    gribble: Nick 'Vexual', with hostmask 'Vexual!~x@46.165.251.68', is not identified.
    
    mircea_popescu: much better than 1024d
    
    
    
    ozbot: Dubblestandart meets David Lynch & Lee Scratch Perry: "Chrome Optimism" Subatomic Sound System rmx -
    
    CiPi: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqj-sgtzGJQ
    
    Vexual: just beacuase i do it doesnt make it appropriate
    
    
    
    ozbot: War - Low Rider (HQ Audio) - YouTube
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29693 @ 0.00095497 = 28.3559 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    Vexual: hey mp i saw your pr commisioned a portrait of you as hitler
    
    Vexual: id rather see that new spike jonez movie with you as lead
    
    Vexual: such concept
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: curious wht comes of it.
    
    Vexual: would you slap your os into submission or fall in love, i don't lmow
    
    Vexual: have you seen the film?
    
    mircea_popescu: nope
    
    Vexual: do watch
    
    Vexual: youll rage but its good
    
    
    
    ozbot: 47 Ronin Official Trailer #1 (2013) - Keanu Reeves, Rinko Kikuchi Movie HD - YouTube
    
    Vexual: so dragon
    
    
    
    ozbot: Queens Of The Stone Age - Rickshaw ( Desert Sessions Cover) - YouTube
    
    Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z6howjQDjA more rage
    
    ozbot: kids trailer - YouTube
    
    Vexual: becoming bingobongo, by larry clarke
    
    Vexual: don't ;et be keep you from typing cipi
    
    CiPi: ?
    
    Vexual: nothing
    
    Vexual: did you bu a bunch of stuff with overstock?
    
    herbijudlestoids: yey im back
    
    herbijudlestoids: my work is dones
    
    herbijudlestoids: now for play
    
    herbijudlestoids: Vexual: i spoke to the guy and he said he will put a public post on the appropriate facebook page when hes sorted out a bitpay account.
    
    Vexual: you cant have dont much work
    
    herbijudlestoids: lots, but im done with what im going to be doing tonight :)
    
    herbijudlestoids: i just brought online about ~20 hosts for network virtualisation and compute virtualisation :)
    
    Vexual: well i wa just going to mention to cipi how i have dx store cretit hand 4 years later they still dont have anything i want
    
    CiPi: Vexual; how well do you understand english?
    
    herbijudlestoids: the joys of cobbler and puppet :)
    
    Vexual: reaonable, im australian
    
    herbijudlestoids: strayan
    
    
    
    ozbot: Ebay UK to Allow Users to Buy and Sell Bitcoins
    
    Vexual: i ocassionally text rose at dx and ask for the fake prenis or the cash to be sent, just for fun
    
    Vexual: yeah cipi i can read that
    
    mircea_popescu: twitter is such a pro medium. https://bitly.com/1jSKLBU+ vs https://bitly.com/1iAnIOv+
    
    mircea_popescu: womenz beat business 3:1
    
    
    
    ozbot: I'm Deranged. David Bowie soundtrack "Lost Highway" 1997 - YouTube
    
    KRS1: sup Vexual..I had to rest for a bit.
    
    Vexual: happens to the best of the best
    
    KRS1: Vexual you might be older than me. David Bowie lost me a bit..maybe just before my time.
    
    Vexual: we already decided youre older than me, im not that forgetful
    
    herbijudlestoids: hi mircea_popescu :)
    
    herbijudlestoids: can anyone suggest a nice mindless movie full of boobs and explosions?
    
    KRS1: although this song did kick much ass
    
    
    
    ozbot: David Bowie - I'm Afraid Of Americans - 1080p - YouTube
    
    Vexual: and horov is from slovakia im just an arsehole, i fyou havent picked up on thta, you're doom generation
    
    Vexual: when i go to miami, how much coke do i have to buy b4 paris hilton sits on my lap?
    
    KRS1: not sure
    
    Vexual: 2 kilo i heard
    
    KRS1: thats ridiculous
    
    Vexual: too cheap?
    
    KRS1: no
    
    KRS1: nobody needs that much coke
    
    Vexual: some is cash
    
    Vexual: but she prices it like bitcoin
    
    KRS1: besides the closest a guy like you can get to stars in Miami beach is walking by to maybe catch a glimpse into an exclusive restaurant or club.
    
    Vexual: herbi?
    
    herbijudlestoids: yes dear?
    
    KRS1: that gets you far
    
    Vexual: paris?
    
    Vexual: this guy is sgae
    
    herbijudlestoids: youre too good for her, dear
    
    Vexual: danke
    
    KRS1: I'M AFRAID OF AMERICANS
    
    Vexual: im afraid of big pimps in pcikups like you :)
    
    KRS1: This song reminds me of the havvoc I wrecked with teardrop.c
    
    Vexual: is that a jail tatoo?
    
    
    
    ozbot: David Bowie performs "Fame" on Soul Train - YouTube
    
    KRS1: It was a c program that modified TCP buffer sizes when you sent a request to a computer running an unpatched Windows95 machine. It would lock it up cold. You could watch entire irc rooms disappear.
    
    KRS1: love that song
    
    herbijudlestoids: haha KRS1 remember the ++ath0 DoS?
    
    Vexual: i tried to load a win95 macine the other day, couldn't remeber the pw for my life
    
    KRS1: wow how young
    
    Vexual: 36 lunar
    
    Vexual: at a guess
    
    KRS1: p,g je
    
    KRS1: omg he's lip synching
    
    Vexual: ill delete it
    
    KRS1: this is when some music was funky
    
    herbijudlestoids: Vexual: you know its really really very easy to break into the pw file of w95?
    
    herbijudlestoids: (if you have physical access)
    
    Vexual: yeah i dont wanna know what that image was for
    
    KRS1: you need no password
    
    Apocalyptic: it's easy to break everywhere (in the os-sense) if you have physical access
    
    Vexual: i guessed till it locked aqnd closed the screen
    
    KRS1: Imagine that..a redhaired opie white boy making Soul Train funky.
    
    Vexual: sould train i stre funky
    
    herbijudlestoids: Apocalyptic: really? i swear full disk encryption had that problem sorted years ago now :)
    
    Vexual: not windows
    
    KRS1: win95 had no such disk encryption afaik
    
    Vexual: yeah
    
    Vexual: u can encrpt a diak on 95
    
    herbijudlestoids: ahuh, im just saying its not easy to break in 'everywhere' with the existence of fde
    
    KRS1: how so
    
    Vexual: cunt i forgot my pw, i think its in control panel
    
    KRS1: you dont need it just keep hitting escapre
    
    KRS1: the password is only for user profiles
    
    KRS1: the data is all there if you dont logon
    
    Vexual: desolder the battery and boot from cd
    
    KRS1: huh
    
    Vexual: yeah but its a vex machine, theres nothing useful there
    
    KRS1: i'm vexxed why i'm spending time on this..bbiaf coffee & a cigarette
    
    herbijudlestoids: so whats the actual point of this channel lol
    
    herbijudlestoids: just a feed for assbot?
    
    Vexual: talking about bitcoiin assets
    
    Vexual: and permutations
    
    
    
    ozbot: Cougar Bourbon Advertisement - YouTube
    
    herbijudlestoids: 5 cougars thanks
    
    Vexual: lol
    
    
    
    ozbot: Daryl Braithwaite - All I Do - YouTube
    
    
    
    Vexual: i got you herbi
    
    
    
    ozbot: Busta Rhymes - Thank You ft. Q-Tip, Kanye West, Lil Wayne - YouTube
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 40 @ 0.004161 = 0.1664 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.02710007 = 0.1626 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    Vexual: im saving up for an mpex account
    
    
    
    ozbot: Busta Rhymes - Arab Money - YouTube
    
    Vexual: coinbr will cost the same over 30 years
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.02710005 = 0.271 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2850 @ 0.00092943 = 2.6489 BTC [-]
    
    herbijudlestoids: i heard thank you the other day its ok, im not a kanye fan
    
    herbijudlestoids: or lil wayne lol
    
    herbijudlestoids: but im liking this arab money song
    
    Vexual: thaank you is all busta
    
    Vexual: hes very kingly even whe others are tehre
    
    Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20cFWzlhhTU perhaps this flows fast i dunno
    
    ozbot: Busta Rhymes - #TWERKIT ft. Nicki Minaj - YouTube
    
    herbijudlestoids: this some old skool for ya
    
    
    
    ozbot: Big Pun ft. Busta Rhymes - Parental Discretion - YouTube
    
    herbijudlestoids: lol which shit talker was in here the other day telling me spreads between exchanges were narrow? i just saw on -otc that spreads are ~$100
    
    Vexual: whats new?
    
    herbijudlestoids: nothing, i thought it was like that but someone was telling me theyd narrowd
    
    KRS1: last time i checked otc didnt have much in terms of that..gox is..well a good spread
    
    KRS1: damn good joint right here
    
    
    
    ozbot: The Science Of Selling Yourself Short (Video) - YouTube
    
    KRS1: Less Than Jake
    
    Vexual: nice mix my lion
    
    KRS1: my life
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15789 @ 0.00092464 = 14.5991 BTC [-]
    
    KRS1: as i realize i cant breathe anymore
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23411 @ 0.00092191 = 21.5828 BTC [-]
    
    truffles: u dying?
    
    Vexual: evryman thinks his burdon is the heaviest
    
    
    
    ozbot: Bob Marley - Running Away (Exodus demos) - YouTube
    
    truffles: one of my favs
    
    Vexual: the way i spell burdon?
    
    truffles: exodus
    
    Vexual: yeah
    
    KRS1: truffles I think so..my heart isnt doing so well..years of smoking and drinking
    
    KRS1: but i still dont care for other reasons
    
    Vexual: buck up cheif
    
    truffles: geez u got many more years to go
    
    herbijudlestoids: have ye heard this from his son
    
    KRS1: for what life is a shithole of misery..even when you have it good.
    
    
    
    ozbot: Damian Marley  Move - YouTube
    
    Vexual: jr gong?
    
    herbijudlestoids: yea its like a cover/homage to exodus
    
    Vexual: they youngest most capable son
    
    herbijudlestoids: yep
    
    Vexual: not ritas
    
    Vexual: ?
    
    herbijudlestoids: ritas?
    
    Vexual: ziggys mum
    
    herbijudlestoids: lol i dunno anything about her
    
    Vexual: there werw many mothers
    
    herbijudlestoids: ah right
    
    herbijudlestoids: nah his mum is Cindy Breakspeare
    
    herbijudlestoids: a jamaican jazz musician
    
    Vexual: ah
    
    truffles: ugh another faux marley
    
    Vexual: hes the new prhet
    
    Vexual: *prophet
    
    truffles: move outta music
    
    herbijudlestoids: ok how about some good ol bob then
    
    
    
    ozbot: Bob Marley | Natural Mystic - YouTube
    
    Vexual: tell u ssomething truff
    
    herbijudlestoids: this my fav bob song
    
    truffles: im typin with gloves ..
    
    Vexual: thats off exodus lp too, first travck
    
    truffles: turning up heat = too hot
    
    Vexual: bang it loud with the crackle
    
    truffles: no patience
    
    truffles: makes more typos than usual now boo
    
    Vexual: almost bitcoin relevant, coz marley is like that
    
    Vexual: did you mean poo
    
    truffles: 1 leather 1 not lol
    
    Vexual: wehn doe spatience become focus?
    
    truffles: leather sucks for movement fyi
    
    truffles: too implusive for that
    
    truffles: did u know peaches are delicious?
    
    herbijudlestoids: did you know the stone of peach contains cyanogenic glycosides
    
    Vexual: good for leather
    
    KRS1: <3
    
    
    
    ozbot: Whos got the Herbs - YouTube
    
    Vexual: black bark and peach stone
    
    truffles: natural mystic was good choice
    
    herbijudlestoids: yea i loves it, got it on loop right now :P
    
    KRS1: 300 miles north of me is ground zero for all of your Peach dreams.  Pecans too!
    
    herbijudlestoids: pecan pie
    
    KRS1: eww
    
    truffles: well i like other fruits more so..
    
    herbijudlestoids: can haz!
    
    KRS1: skunk bud indica sativa ma reefaaaaaaaahh ma aha reefaaahhh ahahahahahaha
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 500 @ 0.00048 = 0.24 BTC [-]
    
    KRS1: love how 311 has such reggae feel in their musics
    
    Vexual: is this 311?
    
    Vexual: i like apricots
    
    truffles: so 311 is like the m&m of reggae
    
    Vexual: if he was from socal
    
    
    
    ozbot: frank zappa - titties and beer from the 1978 live NYC - YouTube
    
    truffles: i think there has been worse talk sing choices than that
    
    Vexual: yeah hes dead from arse cancer and never cried]
    
    Vexual: would you cry truffles?
    
    Vexual: with terminal rectum canver?
    
    truffles: if they made a sad movie about it *maybe*
    
    truffles: cant seem to cry otherwise for ppl who die he
    
    truffles: h
    
    herbijudlestoids: i think im about to give the guys in -otc an anyeurism
    
    Vexual: thats a good answer
    
    herbijudlestoids: i started ranting about the premium and arbs and they dont like it
    
    herbijudlestoids: guess i better stop before someone tries to murder me
    
    
    
    ozbot: Barrington Levy - Broader Than Broadway - YouTube
    
    truffles: i hope i at least shed a tear for my parents when they die, u know
    
    Vexual: just tell em
    
    Vexual: u have kids?
    
    truffles: me?
    
    Vexual: yeah
    
    truffles: if u count my pets, then sure
    
    Vexual: fish?
    
    truffles: do ppl even count fish as pet
    
    truffles: its food to me
    
    Vexual: yeah
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11763 @ 0.00092234 = 10.8495 BTC [+]
    
    truffles: or food for my pets :D
    
    Vexual: you can eat them or release them tinto a waterway
    
    truffles: make sammich or wait 2 more hrs til actual food time
    
    
    
    ozbot: Seeed: Aufstehn - (official Video) - YouTube
    
    Vexual: eat it
    
    truffles: u into german reggae now?
    
    Vexual: u new?
    
    truffles: new round here ya
    
    Vexual: ya
    
    truffles: song aint bad
    
    Vexual: seeed
    
    truffles: this fat guy
    
    truffles: forgot name..
    
    truffles: at 2:40
    
    
    
    ozbot: Seeed: "Waterpumpee" - Official - YouTube
    
    Vexual: feel the sauna
    
    
    
    ozbot: ODB- Brooklyn Zoo Video - YouTube
    
    herbijudlestoids: its gangsta up in here tonight
    
    truffles: well links quality can only go down :D
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 28 @ 0.02611785 = 0.7313 BTC [-] {6} 
    
    truffles: wow he was nutso
    
    Vexual: odb:arse cnacer
    
    truffles: he didnt get killed?
    
    Vexual: nope
    
    Vexual: life
    
    truffles: "The official cause of death was a drug overdose; "
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02467062 = 0.1974 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    Vexual: they dont do guillotine any more, arse cnacer is way more shame
    
    truffles: what kinna drug causes chess pains
    
    Vexual: cigs and booze for one
    
    truffles: says cocaine and tramadol..
    
    Vexual: crack works too
    
    Vexual: proper meth heads dont smoke and die of dental omplications
    
    herbijudlestoids: shit its 1am!
    
    herbijudlestoids: how did this happen
    
    truffles: seems like a six drug, that meth
    
    
    
    ozbot: ODB - Baby, I got your money [*original uncencored video*] - YouTube
    
    truffles: sick*
    
    Vexual: ask your mom
    
    herbijudlestoids: hmmm me too
    
    Vexual: you too
    
    Vexual: ive got a fresh oaf and some evil goat cheeze
    
    herbijudlestoids: me and mother dont get along, its been a while since i even saw her
    
    Vexual: im having bad dreams
    
    herbijudlestoids: mmm goat cheese
    
    herbijudlestoids: i loves it
    
    Vexual: love it
    
    herbijudlestoids: i love the unique taste
    
    Vexual: its teh baddest
    
    herbijudlestoids: cheesecoin
    
    herbijudlestoids: goatcoin
    
    herbijudlestoids: hmm..nope
    
    Vexual: people dream on blue cow
    
    herbijudlestoids: (i always check)
    
    Vexual: i dream on pissgoat
    
    herbijudlestoids: dreamcoin
    
    Vexual: i wouldn't mil em tho
    
    Vexual: evil fuckers
    
    herbijudlestoids: the owner of SAB has a whole flock of miniature animals, including miniature goats at the nursery ;)
    
    herbijudlestoids: sokewt
    
    
    
    ozbot: Wu-Tang Clan - Method Man - YouTube
    
    Vexual: vats got soe fluoro slacks too
    
    Vexual: *cat
    
    herbijudlestoids: gravel pit
    
    Vexual: *some
    
    Vexual: that to
    
    Vexual: o
    
    Vexual: i do like me a goat biryani
    
    KRS1: u like that east coast U.S. rap
    
    truffles: not sure if want goat cheese
    
    Vexual: decide when u eat it
    
    truffles: prob not
    
    herbijudlestoids: mmm biryani
    
    Vexual: what else can we play krs? percy p?
    
    herbijudlestoids: stop talkin bout food
    
    KRS1: does goat meat have a urine like odor? someone said that once
    
    Vexual: nope
    
    herbijudlestoids: lol, no
    
    KRS1: percy p? I have heard of him
    
    Vexual: i think the cheeze does
    
    herbijudlestoids: play auditorium by slick rick and mos def
    
    Vexual: meat is tops
    
    KRS1: rly
    
    Vexual: u play it
    
    Vexual: goat meat?
    
    
    
    ozbot: Mos Def - Auditorium Ft. Slick Rick - YouTube
    
    KRS1: i've only had beef and chicken, i've ventured to oxtail, alligator tail and lamb only
    
    Vexual: its the biggest beast u can eat the whole thing yourself
    
    herbijudlestoids: im still on gravel pit
    
    KRS1: moar east coast
    
    Vexual: get on a plane and buy a goat and eat it
    
    KRS1: i'm on a plane with cocaine and yes i'm all lit up agaaaain
    
    Vexual: u might need some friends if you dont have a hideout
    
    herbijudlestoids: around here there is a nepalese joint that does buffalo dumplings
    
    herbijudlestoids: pretty good
    
    Vexual: oooh
    
    Vexual: u inb perth or sydney?#
    
    herbijudlestoids: syd
    
    KRS1: this kind of rap hardly ever got my attention..to me its meh.. i like west coast US rap much better... 2 pac, nwa, eazy e, the game, ice cube, etc.
    
    
    
    ozbot: Arlo Guthrie - Coming Into Los Angeles (live 1969) HD 0815007 - YouTube
    
    herbijudlestoids: KRS1: a man after my own heart then, but i like to keep it broad
    
    herbijudlestoids: slick rick inspired Snoop Doggs Lodi Dodi
    
    KRS1: herbijudlestoids yes thats important
    
    truffles: auditorium good choice
    
    herbijudlestoids: lemme chuck on some oz hiphop and see what you guys think
    
    KRS1: north coast rappers I like:  eric b. rakim, jungle brothers, EPMD, Big Poppa, Slick Rick, MASE, Puff Daddy, JUST-ICE, KRS-One
    
    truffles: only like 2pac on that list hah
    
    Vexual: do it, bring fancy meat
    
    
    
    ozbot: Hilltop Hoods - Fifty in Five (Previously Unreleased Filmclip) - YouTube
    
    KRS1: first time i've heard auditorium its ok
    
    truffles: just ok huh
    
    KRS1: yeh
    
    KRS1: try east coast raekwon-ice cream
    
    truffles: ok
    
    KRS1: first time i
    
    KRS1: heard hilltop hoods, this is good
    
    herbijudlestoids: fuck yes :D
    
    truffles: ice cream is a classic
    
    herbijudlestoids: suffa mc is the guy doin most of the rhyming he is my fav
    
    KRS1: lol also recently first time i heard Faggot Bruce lmao
    
    Vexual: geeze thats goos suffa, what is it?
    
    herbijudlestoids: :D
    
    KRS1: Faggot Bruce: hard ass nigga who will anally rape you and make you gay.
    
    KRS1: like..wtf
    
    Vexual: oouch
    
    truffles: hard ass, anal rape hmm
    
    truffles: sounds about right
    
    Vexual: i bought some tapes incentral
    
    KRS1: and you get beat the fuck up too lmao
    
    herbijudlestoids: lemme play you another after this KRS1, different style, from melbourne
    
    KRS1: herbijudlestoids: you an Aussie cunt too?
    
    herbijudlestoids: yea
    
    Vexual: ill do sydney and brisbane
    
    KRS1: lol nice
    
    truffles: the accent kinda kills if for me
    
    Vexual: hes persian ausie
    
    KRS1: hmm guess everyone settled everywhere at some point
    
    herbijudlestoids: i dunno even what im doin here, i just thought it was nice that mircea_popescu donated to openbsd and came to say thanks and rant that he had fully implemented an idea i was just thinking of
    
    truffles: its like posh person trying to rap..
    
    Vexual: adelaide aint posh
    
    KRS1: herbijudlestoids: you landed in a pretty cool spot
    
    herbijudlestoids: truffles: it grows on you
    
    truffles: nah it wont
    
    herbijudlestoids: i used to fuckin hate it
    
    herbijudlestoids: now i fuckin hate it when oz mcs try and hide their accent
    
    truffles: i prefer just listening to them speak than sing  :D
    
    KRS1: this is a really good US East Coast joint   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9iYBtnckio
    
    herbijudlestoids: try this one, young up and comer from the coolest spot in melb (where i used to live)
    
    
    
    ozbot: Jungle Brothers - Straight Out The Jungle - YouTube
    
    
    
    ozbot: Remi Kolawole - Sangria (Official Film Clip.) - YouTube
    
    Vexual: truffles u want lara bingle
    
    truffles: ?
    
    Vexual: sorry krs im going with alibaba
    
    KRS1: I dig that guitar lick in the background of Straight Out The Jungle
    
    truffles: sangria vn
    
    Vexual: yeah my cats in thin lizzie too
    
    KRS1: Doesn't Australia have any african negros?
    
    KRS1: Seems like everyone is either white or aborigine
    
    truffles: too hot
    
    Vexual: yeah, gotta watch em
    
    herbijudlestoids: we do, mostly recent sudanese and somali refugees
    
    KRS1: keep your eye on those two
    
    herbijudlestoids: im not white
    
    herbijudlestoids: i doubt half of sydney is white
    
    Vexual: tru dat
    
    KRS1: what else
    
    herbijudlestoids: probly <5% aboriginal
    
    KRS1: mix?
    
    herbijudlestoids: extremely multicultural
    
    KRS1: .bait
    
    
    
    KRS1: omg my dream girl, with slightly bigger tits than I like
    
    Vexual: beach is full of croatian and brazillian
    
    KRS1: she'd have to get a tit reduction
    
    KRS1: brazilian..odd
    
    KRS1: we have a lot of brazilians here
    
    truffles: lol at reduction
    
    
    
    ozbot: Seth Sentry - Dear Science (Triple J Unearthed) (Oz Hip Hop) - YouTube
    
    herbijudlestoids: ok ill stop :P
    
    KRS1: yeah about half as much tit would be ok
    
    Vexual: dont stop parsian cat
    
    KRS1: I'm digging Remi Kolawole
    
    Vexual: *e
    
    herbijudlestoids: that remi song comes as close as i can think of capturing how cool that part of melbourne is
    
    Vexual: i hate melbourne
    
    KRS1: Oh cool a Delorean
    
    Vexual: i always drink red wine and coffee
    
    truffles: i dislike that "old school" style
    
    truffles: of rapping
    
    KRS1: onlt had 150 hp haha
    
    herbijudlestoids: which one truffles? remi?
    
    truffles: jungle brothers
    
    herbijudlestoids: ah yeh, the lick is good tho ;)
    
    KRS1: yeh the guitar?
    
    Vexual: im on seth sentry
    
    KRS1: badass
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 52661 @ 0.0009185 = 48.3691 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    Vexual: dingbat was bringing bc atm to melb
    
    KRS1: Where I live, we have a local rapper Triple J-unlike the Aussie one. He did a good song about ganja:
    
    
    
    ozbot: Triple J - Kryptonite - YouTube
    
    Vexual: tripple j is the youth centric state sponsered radio staion
    
    KRS1: good song to pack a fat spliff to
    
    herbijudlestoids: used to be double j back in the day
    
    Vexual: yah
    
    herbijudlestoids: then went national
    
    KRS1: HAHA rly
    
    Vexual: im too old but still listen
    
    herbijudlestoids: alright lemme bust some conspiracy shit on you
    
    
    
    Vexual: then i get all kryptoitew
    
    ozbot: Pez Ft Tys - The Way It Should Be - YouTube
    
    KRS1: DA FUQ is wrong with her bellybutton? I just noticed it
    
    herbijudlestoids: LOL
    
    herbijudlestoids: bodymodded
    
    KRS1: looks like INSERT COIN slot
    
    Vexual: wheres this from herbi?
    
    herbijudlestoids: which one?
    
    herbijudlestoids: pez?
    
    herbijudlestoids: from pez lol
    
    Vexual: pez
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5305 @ 0.00007639 = 0.4052 BTC [-] {26} 
    
    herbijudlestoids: you know 360? they came up together from melbs
    
    KRS1: listening to that now..its...ok.
    
    Vexual: sounds like logan
    
    KRS1: .bait
    
    
    
    herbijudlestoids: alrightalright, most peeps dont like the conspiracy theory ones :P
    
    KRS1: lol @ pasties but nice titties
    
    KRS1: nubbins
    
    herbijudlestoids: lemme cheer you up
    
    
    
    ozbot: The Hilltop Hoods What A Great Night - YouTube
    
    KRS1: anyone think the btc markets are going to dive anytime soon
    
    herbijudlestoids: iv been impressed with the decline in overall volatility KRS1
    
    KRS1: OH SHIT this song is GREAT
    
    KRS1: WOW
    
    herbijudlestoids: turn it up son
    
    herbijudlestoids: i probly just woke up everyone in the street ;)
    
    KRS1: It had me at 0:20 unreal
    
    herbijudlestoids: wait there is a sick sample near the end
    
    KRS1: omg i have a new fav..adding this to my collection
    
    
    
    ozbot: Cross Bred Mongrels -  "No Interference" - YouTube
    
    KRS1: this shit slapped me upside the head
    
    KRS1: Thanks herbijudlestoids!
    
    herbijudlestoids: fuckin glad man
    
    herbijudlestoids: not many like the ozhiphop
    
    KRS1: fuck this shit is dope
    
    KRS1: u guys ever plug.dj?
    
    KRS1: I think it was launched with bitcoin
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 120 @ 0.00400134 = 0.4802 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.3965 = 1.586 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    herbijudlestoids: na didnt hear about it
    
    herbijudlestoids: emme leave you with just one song then, another hilltop, but if you keep your eyes on the video, its got the names of *all* the best oz hiphop acts
    
    KRS1: cool..i'm gonna hit reapeat one time
    
    herbijudlestoids: this video will be like your oz hiphop bible :)
    
    
    
    ozbot: Hilltop Hoods - Rattling the Keys to the Kingdom - YouTube
    
    herbijudlestoids: ill stop now, dont wanna flood the chan with my shit lol
    
    
    
    herbijudlestoids: i tried before, they goaded me :P
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 175 @ 0.00400101 = 0.7002 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    KRS1: This one is aight
    
    
    
    herbijudlestoids: its not so much the song as the video, if you want to look into some other local stuff ;)
    
    KRS1: omg lol
    
    KRS1: thanks kakobrekla
    
    kakobrekla: yes yw
    
    KRS1: wow sky is clear 22°C  72°F
    
    
    
    ozbot: Bliss n Eso - Coastal Kids (Official Video Clip) - YouTube
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 50 @ 0.00400101 = 0.2001 BTC [-]
    
    jurov: so i'm right in the middle of this european VAT mess
    
    Vexual: sucked in
    
    jurov: looks like Amazon issues invoices to AWS that are not acceptable to tax authorities all around the EU
    
    jurov: *for AWS
    
    jurov: just because they keep their VAT registration number closely guarded secret
    
    Vexual: dont buy shit from amoazon that reevant to your business
    
    Vexual: my last employer got my ederegistered
    
    jurov: i dug out their luxembourg var number they use to evade ebook taxes
    
    jurov: let the bureaucrats fuck it out in between them
    
    Vexual: eu is a trip
    
    
    
    ozbot: "MaryJane"  Tricky H.M.S - YouTube
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 750 @ 0.00083127 = 0.6235 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    KRS1: hmm not bad
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3926 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 1015 @ 0.0001 = 0.1015 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    KRS1: I'm still buggin off that hilltop hoods
    
    Vexual: unknown skills
    
    
    
    ozbot: Hilltop hoods- dumb enough - YouTube
    
    Vexual: ive been to blackwood parties
    
    VanCleef: they make fred durst look black
    
    Vexual: lol
    
    Vexual: their sisters are lawyers tho
    
    KRS1: oh wow btc markets might be taking a dive now
    
    KRS1: 1h starting to look sick already
    
    VanCleef: rappingat kangaroos and meatpies and afl n shieeeet
    
    KRS1: Vexual: I got this Hilltop Hoods - What a Great Night on repeat
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1751 @ 0.00046843 = 0.8202 BTC [-] {8} 
    
    KRS1: I have to go rest again. I think I'm about to pass out after sipping on this whisky
    
    KRS1: cinnamon
    
    Vexual: faggot
    
    kakobrekla: isnt it cinnabun?
    
    Vexual: surely i jest, ive had enough shisky too
    
    KRS1: Vexual: why didnt you say so? here ya go
    
    
    
    ozbot: Faggot Bruce - Cockstar - YouTube
    
    
    
    kakobrekla: ahh yeah
    
    kakobrekla: that pussy whisky
    
    Vexual: ha my dog just went off when i played that
    
    Vexual: i dont think im getting robbed tonight
    
    Vexual: whats fireball 5.99 a bottle/?
    
    KRS1: $8 for 375 ml
    
    Vexual: lol
    
    eiermann: !help
    
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    assbot: !last <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns last price value, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !l}
    
    assbot: !mp <signcrypted dpaste.com url> (desc: returns the response from MPEX order)
    
    assbot: !rules <nick/chan> (desc: chan guidelines) {short: !r}
    
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    assbot: !bash <lines> (desc: bashes last <lines> lines to bash) {short: !b}
    
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    Vexual: krs1 can do my security anytime
    
    Vexual: piss on my yard
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.3924 = 1.1772 BTC [-]
    
    KRS1: hah what
    
    KRS1: I threw away 2 bottles already, have a little left:  http://i.imgur.com/XVsOluN.jpg
    
    Vexual: well i played that loud whe some punk was walking past now he gone
    
    Vexual: that tickles my funnybone
    
    KRS1: ya that nigga be known he dont want to get raped and shit
    
    Vexual: yeah he dont wanna come here for sure
    
    KRS1: bahaha
    
    KRS1: at the end faggot bruce say "LICK NUTS" lol what a faggot
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29199 @ 0.00091581 = 26.7407 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.401 BTC [+]
    
    
    
    ozbot: Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe (Explicit) - YouTube
    
    Vexual: you need some better whisky son
    
    KRS1: hey ...i like it..it works.
    
    KRS1: I like the finer things don't get me wrong, but I'll drink cheap beer too because I like it.
    
    KRS1: I think the most expensive drink I ever had was Grappa
    
    KRS1: (Skin of the Grape..Italian?)
    
    Vexual: grappa is home made
    
    
    
    ozbot: Grappa - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    
    KRS1: no
    
    Diablo-D3: am I the only one here that doesnt drink?
    
    Vexual: no
    
    KRS1: I can buy it at the liquor store up the street.
    
    Diablo-D3: so wtf is grappa exactly?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.3924 = 1.1772 BTC [-]
    
    KRS1: You should, Diablo-D3. You owe it to yourself.
    
    Diablo-D3: just distilled wine?
    
    Diablo-D3: KRS1: well
    
    Diablo-D3: since Im paleo
    
    KRS1: distilled alcohol derived from grape skins.
    
    Vexual: yah distilled house wine
    
    Diablo-D3: the only thing Im allowed is wine
    
    Diablo-D3: and I havent found a wine I really like
    
    Vexual: mom says?
    
    Diablo-D3: Vexual: ?
    
    Vexual: u like white or red?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1670 @ 0.00083116 = 1.388 BTC [-] {5} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 33 @ 0.00305898 = 0.1009 BTC [-]
    
    Diablo-D3: I like neither.
    
    KRS1: Diablo-D3: I like sweet wine, plum wine is good to me. I dislike bitter wines.
    
    KRS1: Caveman diet?
    
    Diablo-D3: yes.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.3923 = 1.1769 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48926 @ 0.00092319 = 45.168 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2050 @ 0.00083207 = 1.7057 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2642 @ 0.00007 = 0.1849 BTC [-]
    
    Vexual: try a nz sav blanc, its like fruit juice
    
    KRS1: it sure does make sense
    
    Diablo-D3: Vexual: my problem is this
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.3912 = 1.1736 BTC [-]
    
    Diablo-D3: they all taste like alchohol
    
    KRS1: that seems like a great way to eat..problem is other foods and convenience gets in the way.
    
    Diablo-D3: no matter how long I leave them breath
    
    Diablo-D3: KRS1: yeah well like
    
    Diablo-D3: I went from 340 pounds to 214 in exactly one year
    
    KRS1: fawk
    
    Diablo-D3: started jan 1st of last year, to jan 1st of this year
    
    Diablo-D3: I no longer care about convenience with results like that
    
    KRS1: i did that once with subway, almost the same figures..down to 190
    
    Diablo-D3: no added exercise, nothing other than strict 100% paleo
    
    KRS1: subway (fast food sandwiches)
    
    Diablo-D3: yeah I cant stand subway
    
    KRS1: plus exercise 8 out of the 12 or so months
    
    Vexual: me nether
    
    Diablo-D3: Ive always thought it was disgusting
    
    Diablo-D3: and now as paleo, I have legitimate reasons
    
    KRS1: yeh their meat sucks I ate veggie only bread and veg
    
    KRS1: im gonna try this Diablo-D3
    
    Vexual: paleo
    
    Diablo-D3: paleo is simple
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.39110001 = 1.1733 BTC [-]
    
    Vexual: meat needs bread
    
    KRS1: lol ya kinda haha
    
    KRS1: I buy this every month:  http://www.personaltrainerfood.com/
    
    KRS1: Its great, I can do paleo with that
    
    Diablo-D3: no grains (no corn, no soy, no rice, no wheat, etc), no seed oils (no corn, no canola, no "vegetable" oil, no sprays), no legumes (no peas, no peanuts), no refined sugars
    
    Vexual: come and spear a croc
    
    KRS1: sugar  is what kills me..carbs in general.
    
    Diablo-D3: what you can eat is meat (leave the fat on), veg, fruit, and nuts (and dont buy the prepared ones, usually cooked in a seed oil and waaaay oversalted)
    
    Diablo-D3: limited use of unrefined sugars is fine
    
    Vexual: yeah i ea doritos while im waiting
    
    Diablo-D3: and as for oils to cook in, use olive oil or coconut oil
    
    Diablo-D3: and re: olive oil
    
    KRS1: im gonna go think of this..thanks Diablo-D3, high fiv's Vexual
    
    Diablo-D3: the way to buy that is
    
    KRS1: pce
    
    Diablo-D3: extra virgin, with a country code stamp
    
    Diablo-D3: thats all it needs
    
    Diablo-D3: even if it lists multiple countries of origin on the stamp, as long as it has one
    
    Vexual: i press my own olive oil
    
    Diablo-D3: everything else is just you overpaying for olive oil
    
    Diablo-D3: and get the big tins of it and put it in a dispenser
    
    Vexual: and i just ate a rooster that was supposed to be a layer
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 39 @ 0.00409999 = 0.1599 BTC [-]
    
    Diablo-D3: anything that says "cold pressed" or "first press" or whatever is just you paying for advertisement
    
    Diablo-D3: by us and eu law, ALL extra virgin is cold first press period
    
    Diablo-D3: no matter what the bottle says
    
    Vexual: law?
    
    Diablo-D3: yup
    
    Diablo-D3: extra virgin as a term is a legal term
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4 BTC [+]
    
    Vexual: lots of permesan gets thru thats not parmesan, and thats law
    
    Diablo-D3: industry only uses warm presses for after the first, and after the first produces various grades of industrial oil too, not safe for human consumption
    
    Diablo-D3: Vexual: no, thats EU only
    
    Diablo-D3: and thats not a safety law
    
    Vexual: some of the best champagne isnt from champagne
    
    Diablo-D3: again, thats not a food saftey law, and thats EU only
    
    Diablo-D3: neither of those are also US
    
    Vexual: i make one press oil and beat the tree with a stick
    
    Diablo-D3: lol
    
    Diablo-D3: anyhow, olive oil is cheap and simple to buy when you follow those rules
    
    Vexual: no shit, ill sign it if you want
    
    Vexual: black fruit
    
    Diablo-D3: well its like
    
    Diablo-D3: you know people who buy highly expensive bottles of olive oil?
    
    Vexual: youll now youre drinking olive oil
    
    Vexual: yeah i do
    
    Diablo-D3: thats a waste
    
    Vexual: no
    
    Diablo-D3: especially if you cook with it
    
    Diablo-D3: cooking with olive oil makes all extra virgin the same
    
    Diablo-D3: I mean, if you wanna keep around a very expensive bottle and only use it for, say, salads or what not
    
    Diablo-D3: do it
    
    Diablo-D3: its your money, but I think its a waste
    
    Diablo-D3: olive oil just doesnt improve with money like wine does
    
    Vexual: motherfucker dont tell me about olive oil
    
    kakobrekla: improve oil and wine with money?
    
    Diablo-D3: well, if you're pressing your own, you wont have the experience everyone else does
    
    kakobrekla: like you drop some change innit?
    
    Diablo-D3: kakobrekla: lets face it, <$15 for wine sucks.
    
    Vexual: yeah and i coock with good shi ttoo
    
    Vexual: if i dont have it ill buy it
    
    kakobrekla: is money a word for time now?
    
    Diablo-D3: there are like $50 tiny little bottles of wine
    
    Diablo-D3: thats like, wtf
    
    Diablo-D3: its fucking olive oil
    
    Vexual: i eat it on bread
    
    Diablo-D3: Vexual: bread isnt paleo but
    
    Diablo-D3: yeah
    
    Diablo-D3: thats when you WOULD have a fancy bottle of it
    
    Vexual: no fancy i buy and i can taste the area
    
    Vexual: nothing wrond with spain, i prefer australian
    
    Vexual: and ive only two olive trees
    
    Vexual: they'd be better preserved but i havent the patience, and you can't buy oil like that
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 412 @ 0.00040101 = 0.1652 BTC [-]
    
    Vexual: fuck your paleo
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20375 @ 0.00092245 = 18.7949 BTC [-]
    
    Vexual: grain is the reason humans are intelligent, why deny yourself?
    
    jurov: [citation needed]
    
    Vexual: well egypt
    
    kakobrekla: its not grain, its fire.
    
    Vexual: fire too
    
    Vexual: but food for the masses
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36700 @ 0.00092286 = 33.869 BTC [+]
    
    Vexual: hey i love meat, but it needs bread
    
    Vexual: 20 generations cant be wrong
    
    Apocalyptic: people eat bread cause it's cheap
    
    kakobrekla: said the dinosaurs
    
    kakobrekla: not about he bread, but generations.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.4 = 1.6 BTC [+]
    
    Vexual: trex would learn to eat bread in 1 generation
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 56 @ 0.00409999 = 0.2296 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 48 @ 0.4 = 19.2 BTC [+]
    
    Vexual: 0 even
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39569 @ 0.00092238 = 36.4977 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    Vexual: and if its a baloney sandwich, you're in like flint
    
    Vexual: people have been grinding flour since before fire
    
    Vexual: monekys
    
    
    
    
    
    punkman: http://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/48945/do-lord-of-the-rings-or-the-silmarillion-pass-the-bechdel-test
    
    Vexual: my axe
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.39110001 = 2.7377 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 193 @ 0.38646221 = 74.5872 BTC [-] {9} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15500 @ 0.00090973 = 14.1008 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18150 @ 0.00088908 = 16.1368 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 88 @ 0.0028 = 0.2464 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    
    
    Diablo-D3: oh jesus christ, not this shit again
    
    BingoBoingo: The defense on this case could be incrediblly useful or damaging
    
    jurov: what was the trilema article about stealing of radioactive material in goiania?
    
    jurov: in light of this, it was incredibly prescient
    
    
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 9 @ 0.04000018 = 0.36 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 575 @ 0.00086997 = 0.5002 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    chsados: PANIC!@!@!! DaNNGER WiLL ROBINS0N!!
    
    deadweasel: well fuck, they only gave HSBC a fine, yet they're talking about jail terms in the article.  what a crock of shit.
    
    deadweasel: It's becoming more clear that I will die in hail of gunfire some day.
    
    Diablo-D3: or how about
    
    Diablo-D3: just not doing business with hsbc
    
    Diablo-D3: they're killing themselves anyhow
    
    Diablo-D3: of the largest banks in the US, worst customer service (even worse than chase and BoA), highest fees, etc etc
    
    deadweasel: i have no dealings with them, just comparing to the bitinstant thing.  oh noes, 1 million converted to btc!
    
    deadweasel: vs HSBC bazillions laundred, nothing happens to anybody.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37750 @ 0.00088019 = 33.2272 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1500 @ 0.00008618 = 0.1293 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    BingoBoingo: I guess the Shrem case offers a bit of insight into what MP is doing right in the sense that preferential unadvertised service is criminal.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 100 @ 0.004 = 0.4 BTC [-]
    
    BingoBoingo: It turns out that apparently even the DEA greps that working exactly right and as advertised in the BitBet manner is correct.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 52300 @ 0.00088173 = 46.1145 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    deadweasel: BingoBoingo: also he doens't travel to US.
    
    deadweasel: which is crucial.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 300 @ 0.00169 = 0.507 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.04911005 = 0.1964 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57850 @ 0.0008807 = 50.9485 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02466643 = 0.1233 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13550 @ 0.00088221 = 11.9539 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 38 @ 0.0038 = 0.1444 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 49 @ 0.003801 = 0.1862 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 179 @ 0.00380003 = 0.6802 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31127 @ 0.00087949 = 27.3759 BTC [-]
    
    kakobrekla: bitbet doesnt travel to us?
    
    mike_c: bitbet isn't laundering money for drugs.  you can come to the us.  i hear ohio is lovely.
    
    kakobrekla: well tbh id rather not try it.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18900 @ 0.00087949 = 16.6224 BTC [-]
    
    pankkake: of course it is, druglords bet on "sure bets" all the time
    
    lyspooner: hello you bums, what's the latest derivative news
    
    mike_c: mpoe shares are on sale today. get 'em while they're cheap.
    
    lyspooner: are you mike caldwell?
    
    mike_c: i am not.
    
    mike_c: but i do have a few beat up coins i could sell you
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14324 @ 0.00088037 = 12.6104 BTC [+]
    
    kakobrekla: lol
    
    deanclkclk: folks..question
    
    benkay: answer
    
    benkay: in other news: coindesk can't in2 mpex: http://www.coindesk.com/derivatives-futures-protecting-bitcoins-risks/
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    BingoBoingo: barb_: btcoracle isn't similar, but go ahead
    
    
    
    BingoBoingo: barb_: Generally it is best to not operated out of a Jurisdiction you are personally not large enough to corrupt in your favor.
    
    
    
    
    
    BingoBoingo: barb_: What were you hoping for?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    BingoBoingo: barb_: Generally that kind of thing involves paying a real legal lawyer. The best answer I can offer is I dunno, but is it legal to play to slot machine in the original pokemon games outside of an actual casino?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    mike_c: legal ambiguity.  hence his first comment about being able to afford a lobbyist.
    
    BingoBoingo: barb_: If the barrier to entry  is too high, maybe the venture isn't for you.
    
    BingoBoingo: mike_c: Not a lobbyist, I mean real corruption. i.e. buying the county
    
    BingoBoingo: barb_: The thing is legal ambiguity exists for a reason, and that reason is getting lawyers paid to litigate the cases in court.
    
    BingoBoingo: If you lack the motivation and resources to litigate in court, and are of legal ambiguity is not an area you want to operate in
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8700 @ 0.00088037 = 7.6592 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2650 @ 0.00088037 = 2.333 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9150 @ 0.00087975 = 8.0497 BTC [-]
    
    thestringpuller: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 968.01, Best ask: 970.0, Bid-ask spread: 1.99000, Last trade: 968.01, 24 hour volume: 5828.64340097, 24 hour low: 955.0, 24 hour high: 1022.0, 24 hour vwap: 984.69535
    
    BingoBoingo: Things that doomed Charlie http://www.vocativ.com/12-2013/night-bitcoin-millionaire-proud-stoner-charlie-shrem/
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18463 @ 0.00087971 = 16.2421 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 75 @ 0.00404438 = 0.3033 BTC [+]
    
    FabianB: ;;ticker --market all
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD last: 972.0, vol: 5802.20352520 | Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 780.06, vol: 17267.90295290 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 777.42, vol: 15157.7518 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 778.99, vol: 5624.91767263 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 790.01, vol: 83.56781064 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 801.734754, vol: 3592.13300000 | Volume-weighted last average: 804.178801925
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15350 @ 0.00087949 = 13.5002 BTC [-]
    
    dub: BingoBoingo: lol
    
    BingoBoingo: dub: The Charlie Shrem/Winkelvii problems are why I am considering expending some effort to learn Nepalii
    
    kakobrekla: good day for links, no doubt
    
    
    
    kakobrekla: ozbot: Out in the Open: Teenage Hacker Transforms Web Into One Giant Bitcoin Network
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21200 @ 0.00087994 = 18.6547 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    TomServo: BingoBoingo: as in relocating?
    
    BingoBoingo: TomServo: As in finding a way to communicate with people who reside in a wonderful location
    
    TomServo: Gotcha.
    
    Apocalyptic: Nepal is a wonderful country
    
    BingoBoingo: I know people who grew up there maybe a day's walk from each other. Some had never seen snow, others had snow that never disappeared.
    
    dub: who is vitalik?
    
    TomServo: bitcoin magazine writer
    
    Apocalyptic: some dude running bitcoinmagazine or something
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 161 @ 0.00404438 = 0.6511 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4 BTC [+]
    
    mjr_: hi all
    
    jurov: hi mjr_
    
    mjr_: whats new
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 160 @ 0.0028 = 0.448 BTC [-]
    
    kakobrekla: no vitalik is dude that is raped by the magazine
    
    mjr_: hey kakobrekla
    
    kakobrekla: wassup panaman!?
    
    jurov: mjr_ if you traded btcs to drug dealers on satosi sq
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19200 @ 0.00088037 = 16.9031 BTC [+]
    
    jurov: expect DEA
    
    jurov: and others
    
    kakobrekla: nah, just dont come back to the us
    
    mjr_: heheheh
    
    mjr_: nah
    
    mjr_: have you guys read the complaint?
    
    jurov: yes, mostly
    
    mjr_: so...
    
    kakobrekla: yeah, too many bongs in the room.
    
    mjr_: they basically said "Charlie Shrem said 'we are simply not allowed to transfer large amounts of money for a single user without doing a lot of paperwork and complying with regulations blah blah blah'"
    
    mjr_: that is from BitInstant website
    
    mjr_: they said "the company opposes ... illegal uses of bitcoin"
    
    mjr_: so...if that is what THEY say they think is the law that applies to them
    
    mjr_: why would you sell bitcoins to a guy who is selling bitcoins ON SILK ROAD, when you know he's on silk road, and you are doing way larger amounts than you say you can on your website
    
    kakobrekla: yeah but what you say != what you do
    
    kakobrekla: what gave you taht idea
    
    mjr_: you specifically point out the rules you are planning on breaking
    
    mjr_: people will notice that you broke that rule
    
    mjr_: and when you say "I take responsibility for making sure we follow all these rules, I enforce them"
    
    kakobrekla: i dont think any "people" noticed
    
    mjr_: which is what a Compliance officer is doing
    
    mjr_: well...
    
    mjr_: i'm saying you leave a huge liability on the table
    
    kakobrekla: it wouldnt have mattered whats on the website
    
    mjr_: i'm just saying that is what the DEA et al PUT INTO THEIR COMPLAINT
    
    mjr_: they are basically making the case that A. You knew the rules you were supposed to follow B. You were in charge of enforcing those rules C. You did not follow or enforce those rules
    
    kakobrekla: that is just handy anyway
    
    TATonaplane: Seems he was caught helping drug dealers exploit his services
    
    kakobrekla: they are not enforcable
    
    dub: how many fucks are given anyway
    
    kakobrekla: even if he tried
    
    mjr_: They even say in the complaint "Bitcoin is not inherently illegal and there are many approved uses"
    
    dub: its shrem
    
    mjr_: i'm just saying that admitting what rules you think you are supposed to follow means you should at least make it appear you follow THOSE rules
    
    lyspooner: it was ZUCKERBERG
    
    mjr_: or else you are basically calling yourself guilty
    
    mjr_: so I don't think its a witchhunt
    
    mjr_: or a politically motivated hit job
    
    mjr_: it was just someone breaking the rules, bringing tons of attention to himself, and then getting caught
    
    kakobrekla: too small fish
    
    mjr_: the reason we brought this up
    
    asciilifeform: paging mircea_popescu!
    
    
    
    mjr_: is that satoshi square has never said we have any role in moving your coins
    
    mjr_: nor do we have any compliance because we are simply a host, a facilitator of people meeting for their own reasons
    
    mjr_: the burden of compliance is devolved to all individuals
    
    jurov: even if you overheard people talking about doing btc business on silk road?
    
    mjr_: so a person AT satoshi square COULD be just as in trouble
    
    jurov: aren§t you complicite, then_
    
    jurov: ?
    
    mjr_: nah
    
    mjr_: because first of all i never heard that
    
    mjr_: which, is one benefit of talking vs email
    
    TATonaplane: Providing a market for laundering is a crime no?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.41599887 = 0.832 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    mjr_: we did not "provide a market"
    
    mjr_: in that we were not counterparty
    
    mjr_: we did not "make a market" ie offer to buy and sell at the same time, in fact satoshi square as an entity if you can even call it that has never bought or sold a coin
    
    mjr_: so...
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.41599988 BTC [+]
    
    mjr_: pretty hard to launder money when you've never HAD money, or touched money
    
    TATonaplane: Any individual acting as a twoway dealer might
    
    mjr_: yes
    
    mjr_: any individual on any site
    
    mjr_: if they used facebook to buy bitcoins to use on silk road
    
    mjr_: they as an individual are probably liable
    
    mjr_: or at least could be if anyone cared enough
    
    mjr_: because that was part A
    
    mjr_: satoshi square is not a legal entity
    
    mjr_: it is a brand, a label, but it is neither incorporated nor does it have any finances
    
    kakobrekla: so you are illegal entity
    
    mjr_: hehehe
    
    mjr_: we are not an entity
    
    mjr_: at all
    
    kakobrekla: illegal nonentity
    
    mjr_: yes
    
    mjr_: nonexistent illegal entity
    
    TATonaplane: Just launder money w bitbet i guess, 1% fee aint bad
    
    mjr_: nonentity
    
    mjr_: exactly
    
    kakobrekla: i never read that.
    
    mjr_: but that leads me to point B
    
    mjr_: that EVEN if they wanted to go for individuals
    
    mjr_: who met up with others at a meeting using the satoshi square brand
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: nepal or any other 3rd world pesthole won't even notice when the 'extraordinary rendition' folks pick you up - much less object.
    
    mjr_: most of the transactions are too small to matter to them, there are no digital records of what happened, and the people were not involved in bitcoin as a business
    
    asciilifeform: now if you can afford to maintain a private army there, that's another matter.
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I imagine first world pest holes don't care much either
    
    mjr_: that is the goal asciilifeform
    
    TATonaplane: That also presumes bit bet doesn't keep records of bets and wouldnt share any
    
    mjr_: why would that matter  TATonaplane
    
    mjr_: someone made money, someone "lost" money
    
    mjr_: these are their bitcoin addresses, happy hunting
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: in a civilized city at least you have a sporting chance of raising a stink involving lawyers / media / etc.
    
    TATonaplane: Well bitbet wouldnt work for laundering if bitbet ratted on demand
    
    mjr_: bitbet doesn't require names, ID's, social security...does it?
    
    dub: nepal is the last place you want to go
    
    mjr_: what information do they have to rat?
    
    TATonaplane: It requires a payment
    
    mjr_: i thought it was just a bitcoin address
    
    mjr_: you send money in
    
    dub: nepal is in china remember, better off staying in the states
    
    mjr_: from an anonymous never bee used bitcoin address
    
    mjr_: you receive money if you win
    
    TATonaplane: Uhh
    
    mjr_: to the same address
    
    TATonaplane: How do you send coin from a a never used addy
    
    kakobrekla: mine a block
    
    mjr_: well...you get coins from a freshly mined block
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Maybe? I'm not really pricing sporting chances yet, I'm still looking at "place looks pretty"
    
    mjr_: exactly
    
    mjr_: super simple, OR it has come from random miner, and gone to a new address on the network
    
    TATonaplane: Sure but we were talking about laundering
    
    mjr_: even if its been used a million times as long as NONE of those uses intersect with MY identity, you can never trace it to me
    
    mjr_: yeah
    
    TATonaplane: Not moving clean coins
    
    mjr_: we aren't talking about laundering coins
    
    mjr_: we are talking about moving drug money
    
    kakobrekla: i dunno what we are talking about
    
    mjr_: into bitcoin
    
    TATonaplane: Same
    
    mjr_: hahaha
    
    mjr_: I can accept cash, in a briefcase, i think thats how they do it in movies
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 840 @ 0.0028 = 2.352 BTC [-]
    
    mjr_: i can send my clean coins that no one knows are mine to you
    
    mjr_: now you know they were mine at one point
    
    mjr_: but you are the person trying to move the dirty money
    
    KRS1: !http://test.sajha.com/sajha/html/images/biz/51405900-ab7f-47d5-ba82-f0e0a7ef46f1/image/viva_nepal.JPG
    
    mjr_: the dirty dollars
    
    KRS1: Vive Nepal!
    
    TATonaplane: While im not sure whether we even disagree on any useful point, i give up
    
    TATonaplane: Does coinapult launder too?
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: if you know of a country where you can afford the privilege of perforating unwelcome guests, by all means consider moving. otherwise it's an exercise in wishful thinking
    
    jurov: somalia?
    
    jurov: transnistria?
    
    jurov: ^at least this one is in europe... but you need to know the locals
    
    asciilifeform: it also helps to not be seen as the unwelcome guest by the locals, yes.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25190 @ 0.00087949 = 22.1544 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 41 @ 0.00351 = 0.1439 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 185 @ 0.00350022 = 0.6475 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13750 @ 0.00088045 = 12.1062 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    jurov: !t m x.eur
    
    assbot: [MPEX:X.EUR] 1D: 0.00167504 / 0.00167824 / 0.00169 (2800 shares, 4.70 BTC), 7D: 0.00166612 / 0.00167503 / 0.00169831 (4939 shares, 8.27 BTC), 30D: 0.0016245 / 0.00182464 / 0.00333333 (18889 shares, 34.47 BTC)
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 40 @ 0.003401 = 0.136 BTC [-]
    
    jurov: ;;bc,stats
    
    gribble: Current Blocks: 282783 | Current Difficulty: 2.193847870174279E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 284255 | Next Difficulty In: 1472 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 1 day, 17 hours, 2 minutes, and 29 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 2488534588.87 | Estimated Percent Change: 13.43241
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 125 @ 0.0034 = 0.425 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 21 @ 0.00506974 = 0.1065 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1500 @ 0.000089 = 0.1335 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 175 @ 0.0008302 = 0.1453 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16678 @ 0.00088085 = 14.6908 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 6 @ 0.079975 = 0.4799 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 13 @ 0.04522952 = 0.588 BTC [+] {6} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48970 @ 0.00088119 = 43.1519 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23259 @ 0.00088154 = 20.5037 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29441 @ 0.00087939 = 25.8901 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 125 @ 0.00403236 = 0.504 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30700 @ 0.00087918 = 26.9908 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    Namworld: ;;premium mtgox bitstamp
    
    gribble: Premium of MtGox over Bitstamp is currently 26.8682043115 %.
    
    Namworld: There you have it. 27% premium on Gox
    
    Namworld: Almost
    
    FabianB: ;;premium mtgox btce
    
    gribble: Premium of MtGox over BTC-E is currently 27.3704087875 %.
    
    Namworld: Almost -> Actually
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24177 @ 0.00087856 = 21.2409 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    FabianB: hmm.. the bitbet proposition "MtGox premium to exceed 40 percent" might be too late..
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 25 @ 0.02639997 = 0.66 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 18 @ 0.0262 = 0.4716 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    jurov: make it so that it resolves as No if mtgox completely blows up
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 7 @ 0.0262 = 0.1834 BTC [-]
    
    jurov: to keep the suspense what will happen sooner
    
    FabianB: can't see the text anymore
    
    kakobrekla: too much proposition comming in?
    
    kakobrekla: ah no its there
    
    kakobrekla: >MtGox USD price of Bitcoin to be 40 percent higher than any of the other major exchanges (BTC-e, BitStamp) any time before May.
    
    jurov: it's approved? i don't see it
    
    FabianB: nope, pending
    
    Namworld: ;;premium mtgox bitstamp
    
    gribble: Premium of MtGox over Bitstamp is currently 29.5070472335 %.
    
    Namworld: We might reach 40% TODAY at this rate
    
    FabianB: that's why i say it might be too late
    
    pankkake: or crazier, http://bitbet.us/bet/635/1btc-10-000-usd/ might be sooner than we think!
    
    pankkake: it can be mtgox *or* bitstamp
    
    Apocalyptic: lol
    
    FabianB: gox at 10'000 while stamp remains at 750?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 100 @ 0.005 = 0.5 BTC
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 4 @ 0.08 = 0.32 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23125 @ 0.00087792 = 20.3019 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 70 @ 0.00402 = 0.2814 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 29 @ 0.00402 = 0.1166 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 8 @ 0.07809999 = 0.6248 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21550 @ 0.00087792 = 18.9192 BTC [-]
    
    Namworld: Fun thing, no more BitInstant
    
    kakobrekla: service was shit when it worked
    
    TomServo: kakobrekla: did you mention a cherry switch sample thingy?
    
    kakobrekla: i did
    
    TomServo: Have a link handy?
    
    kakobrekla: www.wasdkeyboards.com/index.php/products/sampler-kit.html
    
    kakobrekla: does not include the newest 'green' switch
    
    kakobrekla: but by description, that one is not for me anyway
    
    TomServo: hmm. Guess you need to by a keyboard first?
    
    kakobrekla: why is that?
    
    TomServo: No?
    
    kakobrekla: you can hold the switch in one hand or tape it to desk if you want
    
    kakobrekla: to get a feel how it feels
    
    TomServo: I spose so
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.0845 = 0.169 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.0285 = 0.228 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44692 @ 0.00088033 = 39.3437 BTC [+] {6} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 48 @ 0.00404833 = 0.1943 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 70 @ 0.00409827 = 0.2869 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17044 @ 0.00088057 = 15.0084 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 4 @ 0.02894975 = 0.1158 BTC [+]
    
    agorecki: .bait
    
    ozbot: http://31.media.tumblr.com/8907ed53f324fd43f9edf6578d73085f/tumblr_mf5to7siOC1qg205no1_1280.jpg
    
    nubbins`: hi
    
    Duffer1: hola
    
    nubbins`: so uh, bitinstant
    
    kakobrekla: instajail
    
    dub: cockmeat sandwich tiem
    
    dub: was just saying elsewherem been a pretty good news week
    
    nubbins`: shremmy looks like a silk road customer too
    
    dub: russia afraid of competition in its own crime and terrorism currency, no more buttcoin foundation..
    
    dub: its al good news
    
    dub: all*
    
    Duffer1: wow so apparently there's new communication from Labcoin
    
    nubbins`: have they adopted a meme animal?
    
    Duffer1: no it was a threat to one of the LCSH members coordinating the complaint
    
    nubbins`: sorry, lcsh?
    
    Duffer1: labcoin shareholders, the body of bagholders helping to gather evidence for an italian criminal complaint
    
    
    
    ozbot: [LABCOIN] IPO [BTCT.CO] - Details/FAQ and Discussion (ASIC dev/sales/mining)
    
    Duffer1: first communication in months is a threat lol
    
    Duffer1: some people are just evil
    
    dub: why not just have him killed
    
    dub: cheaper and more rewarding
    
    Duffer1: i'm not interested in violence
    
    dub: no where near enough revenge killing in the bitcoin scene
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1100 @ 0.00086894 = 0.9558 BTC [+] {10} 
    
    Duffer1: besides, having policia postale go after them is free
    
    nubbins`: yeah, get the italian authorities to arrest a guy who owns a bunch of btc
    
    nubbins`: they're notoriously un-corrupt, should work
    
    Duffer1: it will be interesting to see what happens for sure
    
    dub: he'll just throw them a loli bunga bunga party
    
    dub: and all will be forgiven
    
    kakobrekla: alberto must be laughing his ass off shopping new btc scam site
    
    Duffer1: they're probably busy devising their next scam
    
    kakobrekla: labcoin was his fifth or so.
    
    kakobrekla: that we know of
    
    jcpham: oh labcoin turned out to be scam after all?
    
    jcpham: how much did they net?
    
    kakobrekla: jcpham you must be new?
    
    jcpham: i'm 12 where am i
    
    Duffer1: 7000btc probably more, we suspect they traded on their knowledge of update timing
    
    dub: lol
    
    dub: awesome
    
    jurov: aren§t they behind doge?
    
    Duffer1: lol
    
    Duffer1: that wouldn't surprise me
    
    kakobrekla: nope
    
    kakobrekla: doge is way ahead of albertos brainz
    
    Duffer1: kako i've heard of bitdaytrade but what else was he involved in?
    
    dub: bitscalper
    
    kakobrekla: bitcoin rebate
    
    kakobrekla: somescam.io
    
    kakobrekla: what was it again
    
    kakobrekla: kronos
    
    kakobrekla: and umm zipzap or smth?
    
    kakobrekla: zip something else perhaps
    
    Duffer1: wow
    
    kakobrekla: and there are 2 scams of him from before bitcoin time
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19100 @ 0.00088188 = 16.8439 BTC [+]
    
    kakobrekla: one was some anzo or enzo crapware ipad copy
    
    kakobrekla: and the other was "adwords way before its time"
    
    Duffer1: ya zenpad or somethin like that
    
    kakobrekla: so, it was known labcoin was a scam before it was known alberto is involved
    
    dub: bascially he's got the kind of problems only bullets can solve
    
    kakobrekla: even then some people just didnt want to belive.
    
    kakobrekla: some prolly still dont, even though raped by evidence.
    
    dub: don't worry though, they hedged with activemining
    
    kakobrekla: hehe
    
    Duffer1: i forget if the bitfury revelation came before the alberto link
    
    kakobrekla: what revelation
    
    Duffer1: the ipo funds were used to purchase bitfurys
    
    Duffer1: like a week after IPO
    
    Duffer1: that's what they were using to fake the hashrate
    
    kakobrekla: dunno
    
    kakobrekla: avalons mebbe
    
    Duffer1: it was both actually
    
    Duffer1: 3 avalons initially
    
    kakobrekla: man where is garrett, i really want to hear what that shitface has to say
    
    kakobrekla: all my trolls for nothing. :(
    
    dub: has he gone to ground?
    
    kakobrekla: i hope he doesnt pull a bakewell that is no fuckin fun
    
    kakobrekla: oh m y this is good:
    
    
    
    ozbot: SINOSIGMA-EUROPE.COM  shipping problems ?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.04908 = 0.5399 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    kakobrekla: 6th gen hashing http://oi40.tinypic.com/2lny42w.jpg
    
    kakobrekla: much water cool.
    
    dub: haha
    
    dub: thats beyond straight scamming and into troll-scam territory
    
    kakobrekla: lol
    
    Duffer1: why would they even bother?
    
    kakobrekla: as i figured out earlier, bitcoin is better than lsd, lsd only makes you think you can fly
    
    dub: should string him along some more, water is for the water cooling unit which is shipping separately
    
    kakobrekla: hehe
    
    Bugpowder: "Today I've received a box full of bottle of water."
    
    Bugpowder: hahahhahaah
    
    kakobrekla: someone fwd bitcoin419.com to that retardtalk forum srsly.
    
    nubbins`: 798
    
    nubbins`: aww
    
    kakobrekla: 798?
    
    nubbins`: used to trigger gribble
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21089 @ 0.00088222 = 18.6051 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    jurov: no, assbot
    
    nubbins`: or 719
    
    nubbins`: i'm all mixed up ;(
    
    jurov: 796 :)
    
    assbot: 123!
    
    kakobrekla: anyway i was referring to 419 scams
    
    Duffer1: http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/jan/27/marlboro-ad-eric-lawson-dies-cigarettes-smoking
    
    ozbot: Marlboro ad man Eric Lawson dies of chronic lung disease | Media | theguardian.com
    
    Duffer1: ^ third marlboro cowboy to die of lung disease
    
    nubbins`: maybe it's the horse
    
    Duffer1: lmao
    
    kakobrekla: its the hat.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.4275 = 0.855 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.46805498 = 7.4889 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    mircea_popescu: maybe it's eating pussy and michael douglas was right allalong
    
    Duffer1: i think more research into the lesbian population is warranted
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 39 @ 0.00415191 = 0.1619 BTC [+] {5} 
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: ow hey who crashed s.mpoe ;/
    
    mircea_popescu: haters.
    
    mircea_popescu: <TATonaplane> That also presumes bit bet doesn't keep records of bets and wouldnt share any << they're published on the site you know.
    
    mircea_popescu: jurov transnistria isn't meaningfully outside of russia
    
    mircea_popescu: <jcpham> oh labcoin turned out to be scam after all? <<< gotta love this guy, he's on top of the news like a fat woman on a large cake
    
    Duffer1: hehe
    
    mircea_popescu: kakobrekla lol where's the waterbox pic from ?
    
    Duffer1: poor guy bought no name asic company, they sent him bottled water
    
    mircea_popescu: lmao nm i found it
    
    mircea_popescu: hysterical.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 71 @ 0.006 = 0.426 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13900 @ 0.00088391 = 12.2863 BTC [+]
    
    mircea_popescu: jurov http://www.evz.ro/detalii/stiri/arestat-si-torturat-in-transnistria-pentru-a-si-dona-afacerile-oamenilor-statului-l-au-pu-1074628.html there's a fine example.
    
    herbijudlestoids: mircea_popescu: i couldnt translate the article, is this one in english about the same thing? http://social.moldova.org/news/vitalie-eriomenco-sentenced-to-12-years-of-illegal-detention-in-transnistria-240915-eng.html
    
    herbijudlestoids: about 2 weeks older
    
    mircea_popescu: pretty much
    
    mircea_popescu: the gist being that they arrested some unfortunate schmuck on trumped up, secret charges and won't relent until he "donates" his fortune to the state
    
    mircea_popescu: you know, like the us does it.
    
    herbijudlestoids: ye
    
    Duffer1: they don't need "donations" asset seizure in the US is one of the most lucrative mechanisms law enforcement has
    
    Duffer1: you can lose your house over minor offenses
    
    Duffer1: ces
    
    mircea_popescu: same principle.
    
    
    
    Duffer1: ya they've streamlined extortion, they just go straight to theft
    
    mircea_popescu: obviously the correct way to handle terrorists is not negotiating.
    
    mircea_popescu: which means you know, using bitcoins and not doing plea bargains.
    
    herbijudlestoids: easy to say, but for those with something to lose or only in it for the lulz...not everyone thinks of themselves as a soldier
    
    mircea_popescu: obviously the permanence of evil relies on people being morally weak.
    
    herbijudlestoids: once they know who you are, if they want you they only need to figure out the pressure points, which are largely the same for most
    
    mircea_popescu: not particularly new a concept.
    
    herbijudlestoids: yep
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1200 @ 0.00086911 = 1.0429 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    herbijudlestoids: but being morally weak isnt necessarily weakness of character...im just thinking of sabu, because im reading some article about him right now...feds rocked up at his door, he was taking care of neices and didnt want them in foster care
    
    mircea_popescu: just as long as we understand who the terrorists are, and who is the legitimate power.
    
    herbijudlestoids: we do
    
    herbijudlestoids: i think probably people who dont just havent been exposed to any injustices, yet
    
    herbijudlestoids: if youre well fed and beleive yourself to be mostly secure in your life then its easy to turn a blind eye to many things
    
    Duffer1: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=350103.0  changed thread title to keep the luls going
    
    Duffer1: do your job assbot!
    
    Duffer1: ozbot even
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: got tethans ?
    
    Duffer1: ha
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.049 = 0.196 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=350103.msg4774049#msg4774049 davout is epic.
    
    mircea_popescu: ftr, that is EXACTLY correct.
    
    mircea_popescu: back when btc was 10, the qty of stupid floating about was also about 100x lower
    
    Duffer1: ya he beat PR to the punch
    
    dub: im such a noob
    
    mircea_popescu: o hai.
    
    dub: this guy runs into the building im looting
    
    dub: he has a pistol, I an m4 and he doesnt see me
    
    mircea_popescu: this is some game right /
    
    dub: tried to do the nice thing and let him live but no, he kills me
    
    kakobrekla: nope, not a game.
    
    mircea_popescu: aww dub is nao ded ?
    
    kakobrekla: ded cerial
    
    assbot: Last 9 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1573141/plain/)
    
    mircea_popescu: !b 9
    
    dub: ded and stuck on teh coast
    
    mircea_popescu: so you were scammed irl ?
    
    Duffer1: dayz?
    
    dub: yeah dayz scammed me out of like 10 hours building that char
    
    dub: nao he dead
    
    Duffer1: lol
    
    Duffer1: i've been watching summit on twitch play dayz mod, so much wtf..
    
    dub: standalone is out on steam
    
    Duffer1: ya i'll wait till they add
    
    Duffer1: anything
    
    dub: it really is a revolutionary game
    
    
    
    dub: sometimes I'm too afraid to play it
    
    mircea_popescu: cute how doggedly desperate these folks with their random scamcoin are.
    
    Duffer1: dayz looks like it'll be fun eventually
    
    dub: its fun now and scary
    
    Duffer1: maybe on a thirdperson only server ya i'd agree
    
    dub: its the human aspect thats scary
    
    dub: you invest in your char, fear for it
    
    mircea_popescu: do the chinese sell chars yet ?
    
    Duffer1: lol
    
    dub: no
    
    mircea_popescu: anyway. permadeth is always a good idea. i have no clue why the videogame dorkage starting in the 90s eschewed it.
    
    kakobrekla: this dayz thing, huge maps lots of players?
    
    mircea_popescu: naw
    
    Duffer1: huge maps, few players, game is in alpha and buggy as shit, servers are c64s
    
    dub: yeah
    
    Duffer1: but they still managed to sell like 800k copies at $30usd each
    
    dub: huge map up to 40 players
    
    lewicki: cm64's? that's a monumental achievement
    
    dub: persistent between servers
    
    Duffer1: is joke :P
    
    dub: no savegames
    
    lewicki: so was that
    
    mircea_popescu: 24k btc! should have ipo'd.
    
    kakobrekla: well i might give it a go
    
    dub: Duffer1: over 1m copies in first month
    
    Duffer1: ah ya, it's a great idea, looks like it will be fun when they add more stuff
    
    Duffer1: i can see why it sold like it has
    
    jborkl: .diff
    
    mircea_popescu: .d
    
    mircea_popescu: ozbot is dead
    
    mircea_popescu: dub prolly looted it.
    
    mike_c: i know we are beating this thread to death, but davout made me lol hard
    
    
    
    jborkl: Yeah, just read the schrem story
    
    Duffer1: "вредительство" ?
    
    mircea_popescu: apparently french sense of humour is even drier than english,
    
    Duffer1: "None of this makes you any less of an insufferable boor....  FREE ROSS ULBRICHT"  LMAO
    
    ThickAsThieves: <mircea_popescu> That also presumes bit bet doesn't keep records of bets and wouldnt share any << they're published on the site you know. >> heh, those were always links to the full tx? I never noticed til now
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG.F2] 2 @ 0.57009175 = 1.1402 BTC [-] {2}