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← 2013-12-08 | 2013-12-10 → ↓
Vexual: silly cone valley?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.34899 = 0.698 BTC [-]
Vexual: mpex macadamias
dub: lol nimbin
dub: that explains Vexual
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.33265546 = 2.6612 BTC [-] {7}
Vexual: i was hoping nubbins might explain the project to the council
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.33000333 = 0.99 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: they hear a north american accent, and you can see dollar saigns in their glassy reflections
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.32875 = 1.315 BTC [-] {3}
Vexual: excellent rental yeilds, and you can build whatever you like as long as you dont hurt any creatures
Vexual: now if i can just find some bulldozer merchant on alibaba whos heard of bitcoin!
Vexual: anyone would think they get a cut of wire transfer fees
Vexual: waiting for corruption coin perhaps?
Vexual: 20% to the zero chain on every tx
Vexual: sorry lads, you'll have to work around it, bitcoin is bitcoin
nubbins`: i am good at explaining things
Vexual: i am good at noticing that
Vexual: ive also solved the, how to make money from satellite problem
Duffer1: paywall all porn sites?
Duffer1: off "adult premium" package to unlock
Duffer1: offer
Vexual: close, you pay mike myers 1c on the dollar for the waynes world name
Vexual: millions of revievers over asia with a free market
Vexual: sirrus radio compatible
Vexual: resellers
Vexual: all the frequencies
Vexual: no doc approval
Vexual: a fleet of xfighters for insurance
Vexual: asciilifeform gave me the idea
Vexual: with a half decent solar array, a dischardge cap and a nanotube diamond laser, yuo can be pretty protected in space
mike_c: i read that three times, and.. i'm lost.
mike_c: except resellers, that sounds good
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45982 @ 0.00085091 = 39.1265 BTC [+] {4}
Vexual: all the channels
Vexual: people love free shit
Vexual: and id bal 0.1/hr to pipe some youtube to unseen vitims
nubbins`: heh, i released that asshole's logo for free as suggested
nubbins`: great idea
Vexual: to freedom!
Vexual: not everyone has dish movers either, so for the cool content, bloomberg etc will have to pay for a channel
Vexual: satan help us if this channel goes video
Vexual: mpex ticker and blockchain
Vexual: im pretty sure dvt does 6mb/hour, then some
Vexual: all dem ccard recievers are linux box too
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19600 @ 0.00084846 = 16.6298 BTC [-]
nubbins`: ha-ha
nubbins`: shamed him into paying
Vexual: who?
Vexual: ah logoman
Vexual: good stuff, you did the work
nubbins`: too bad for him, he paid the balance after i released the logo for free to the world
Vexual: he didnt want to use it?
nubbins`: he claimed after i delivered the final proofs that he hated the design and was going to pay someone else to do it
nubbins`: even though he okayed everything from the initial napkin sketches all the way up to the final
Vexual: logo hate is on the rise
nubbins`: well ya know
nubbins`: if you hate a logo
nubbins`: do you tell the designer when you see the concept sketch
nubbins`: or do you wait for him to waste another 5 hours of his time?
Vexual: gotta pay to hate
nubbins`: yeah, he can think what he wants of it now
nubbins`: roll it up and smoke it for all i care
Vexual: thats it
Vexual: poor communication is poor business
Vexual: paid in full is good business
nubbins`: double nod
nubbins`: brb, PK oil
Vexual: nicely niclely
Vexual: digital audio broadcast?
nubbins`: p is for purple
Vexual: ah
Vexual: nod
nubbins`: just over a year old, found it today
nubbins`: small vial
Vexual: what design packages do you uses? photoshop?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11768 @ 0.00085345 = 10.0434 BTC [+]
Vexual: u got a big arse mac and a clean office?
nubbins`: i use gimp and inkscape
nubbins`: illustrator for output
nubbins`: macbook and a very, very messy studio
nubbins`: p'shop is too pricey
nubbins`: illo was too pricey, but we need it
Vexual: any blender experience?
nubbins`: very little, some years ago
nubbins`: generally not much call for 3d in print work :)
Vexual: 3d gonna need more artists when oculus rift
Vexual: also, 3d printers
Vexual: >bronze casting
nubbins`: was discussing 3d printing earlier today
nubbins`: mildly surprised patent trolling hasn't shut it down yet
Vexual: well a 2000$ makerbot still kinda needs an artist to finish whatever comes out
Vexual: input too
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5000 @ 0.00085358 = 4.2679 BTC [+]
nubbins`: yeah
KRS|Gotyawallet: anyone have any cex.io
KRS|Gotyawallet: cointerra stories?
Vexual: make email, free ghash, happily
KRS|Gotyawallet: trying to figure out whats a scam and what isnt
Vexual: well, you'll never feel safe until you make the 1btc yuou have to stake to play
Vexual: forget about dollars, work in bitcoin, and youll be fine
KRS|Gotyawallet: what vexual? lulz I got btc bankroll
KRS|Gotyawallet: i was a miner in 2012
Vexual: i wasnt born then
KRS|Gotyawallet: Are you feeling ok today
Vexual: yeah
nubbins`: hahahahahaha
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nubbins`: !b 5
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17300 @ 0.00085424 = 14.7784 BTC [+]
ozbot: ArtSlant - Leonardo Lucchi
nubbins`: TIL ctrl-c clears line input at bash prompt
nubbins`: just when you think you understand something...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24700 @ 0.00085424 = 21.0997 BTC [+]
Vexual: google baits me just to learn more
ozbot: Clare Bowditch - Bigger Than The Money (Dir: Kess Broekman-Dattner) on Vimeo
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.13000001 BTC [-]
KRS|Gotyawallet: vexual: sometimes i stare at a blank google search and I go blank..can't even think of what i want to learn..its an amazing feeling but fucked up
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 890 @ 0.0005 = 0.445 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 45 @ 0.34697971 = 15.6141 BTC [+] {8}
Vexual: krs its the most advanced fake login page ever
Vexual: needs must
KRS|Gotyawallet: anyone here evar purchase from cointerra
Vexual: nigerieans in nightclubs pretend to work for google
KRS|Gotyawallet: f'n nigerians and their internet fraud..i want to hack and rip them off
KRS|Gotyawallet: just like the old days, finding and beating up low level drug dealers for their cash
ozbot: I Go Chop Your Dollar With lyrics (Subtitles) 419 Nigerian Scam Song - YouTube
Vexual: 3 computers per capital=good haxxors
Apocalyptic: dat nigerian
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.35 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.15 BTC [-]
KRS|Gotyawallet: is this real
ozbot: Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador Breaks Bitcoin | The Internet Chronicle
KRS|Gotyawallet: its all over man
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17700 @ 0.00085424 = 15.12 BTC [+]
KRS|Gotyawallet: switch to litecoins on your way out
KRS|Gotyawallet: The owner of MtGox pounded his corporate fist at his podium, “We aren’t closing down, but we’re downsizing. If they bust Litecoin, we’re done.
KRS|Gotyawallet: WHAT THE FUCK
ozbot: Dawn Penn No, No No (GREAT QUALITY) - YouTube
nubbins`: parody site
nubbins`: other headline: "Scientists invent new endangered species"
Vexual: thats gold
Vexual: no money in it tho
nubbins`: nope
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.35 = 5.25 BTC [+]
ozbot: Howlin' Wolf - Spoonful - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.35 = 2.45 BTC [+]
taub: holy fucking shit
taub: fuck btcchina
taub: all of the sudden
taub: their api returns balances liek this 7,658.58742
taub: that ',' didnt used to be there
Vexual: looks rite
Vexual: your computer is broken?
taub: tell that your program that expects a float/decimal
taub: that comma isn't supposed to be there fugface
Vexual: ill eat all your puglets
taub: they really want people to screw over with the api
taub: so they can get in and make some markets
Vexual: yeah
taub: fuck'em
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.34 = 0.68 BTC [-]
Vexual: there yo go
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1010 @ 0.00321779 = 3.25 BTC [-] {3}
Vexual: yelling never helpsd
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 125 @ 0.00321779 = 0.4022 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: Take 5 - YouTube
taub: and they stll dont return your own orders ....
Vexual: its like wtching paint dry
taub: whats
taub: of coruse it doesnt help
taub: but it feels good =D
taub: suddenly mystery volume spike, i welcome you
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14700 @ 0.00085464 = 12.5632 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.35 = 0.7 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14000 @ 0.0008549 = 11.9686 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11473 @ 0.0008549 = 9.8083 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9827 @ 0.00085522 = 8.4042 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1041 @ 0.00321779 = 3.3497 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 71 @ 0.00321998 = 0.2286 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 83 @ 0.00322289 = 0.2675 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 14 @ 0.35 = 4.9 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21098 @ 0.00085522 = 18.0434 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.146 = 0.292 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 443 @ 0.0005 = 0.2215 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34950 @ 0.00086444 = 30.2122 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00325 = 0.1625 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 49 @ 0.00325 = 0.1593 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10500 @ 0.0008635 = 9.0668 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.003016 = 1.508 BTC [-] {3}
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KRS|Gotyawallet: gribble cant access database?
KRS|Gotyawallet: bitcoin-assets.com down?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: people get annoyed when you try to debug them
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jurov: ah it's off for smoking break
KRS|Gotyawallet: HAHA i dig the humor in here never lets me down
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 67 @ 0.00301321 = 0.2019 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: !t s.mpoe
assbot: Quest for vision is a great blessing.
mircea_popescu: !t m s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00078594 / 0.00084614 / 0.00086478 (382641 shares, 323.77 BTC), 7D: 0.00078101 / 0.00080868 / 0.00086478 (1390517 shares, 1,124.48 BTC), 30D: 0.0007725 / 0.00081464 / 0.00088996 (6059633 shares, 4,936.45 BTC)
mircea_popescu: btc drops, mpoe soars. weird.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3489 BTC [-]
davout: doesn't it make sense for an options corp to be perceived as more valuable with increased volatility?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9300 @ 0.00086378 = 8.0332 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: davout it usually is perceived more valuable with increased volatitily
thestringpuller: wow that wasn't supposed to be a pm sorrry davout
thestringpuller: also when bitcoin price decreases all the assets usually go up in btc related value
KRS|Gotyawallet: hey umm..anyone have any idea what could happen to btc if or when the U.S. announces capital flight controls?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3489 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: like what restricting outside investment?
thestringpuller: like what they're doing in china?
KRS|Gotyawallet: *I think* or maybe something worse than what we are seeing..that exchange to fiat or goods/services be illegal. This would make it a mere token.
KRS|Gotyawallet: token being having no value
dexX7: something like this usually turns into a fud fest ("omg china banned btc, sell sell"), some people lose, some people gain, a few days or weeks everything is where it was before
dexX7: exchanges were hacked, went offline, funds were already confiscated etc.
thestringpuller: I don't think the US can ban the us of conversion into fiat
thestringpuller: because if that becomes the case I'm just gonna liquidate into Yen
thestringpuller: and buy all my shit from japan
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4800 @ 0.00086458 = 4.15 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28250 @ 0.00086896 = 24.5481 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18835 @ 0.00086974 = 16.3816 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.0030409 = 1.5205 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 860 @ 0.00302974 = 2.6056 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.003028 = 0.3028 BTC [-]
twizt: plus if u convert to yen u have more digits lol
twizt: can be a billionaire in terms if yen or even trilli
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 130 @ 0.0030155 = 0.392 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18900 @ 0.00086724 = 16.3908 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.09400003 = 0.282 BTC [+] {2}
ThickAsThieves: ;;bcstats
gribble: Current Blocks: 273976 | Current Difficulty: 7.074082830514966E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 274175 | Next Difficulty In: 199 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 23 hours, 24 minutes, and 42 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 902751455.276 | Estimated Percent Change: 27.61392
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.00086724 = 8.3255 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19400 @ 0.00087015 = 16.8809 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]
ozbot: BitBet - BTC network difficulty to top 1B before 2014
ThickAsThieves: bet is gettin huge!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.345 = 0.69 BTC [+]
KRS|Gotyawallet: hows that work, the wining bet splits the pot evenly among the betters based on the size of their bet?
twizt: its a binary bet
twizt: look up binary option pricing
davout: thestringpuller: no worries, that's just why i don't get why mircea_popescu is amazed at mpoe soaring in the context of increased volatility
ThickAsThieves: except if the bottom falls out of MPOE it's a cliff
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38500 @ 0.00086418 = 33.2709 BTC [-] {2}
Diablo-D3: itym terminal velocity freefall
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.348 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34418 @ 0.00086373 = 29.7279 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 105 @ 0.00309321 = 0.3248 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02281003 = 0.2509 BTC [+]
pankkake: no next diff increase has to be less than 10% for that be to be No? related: http://bitbet.us/bet/596/btc-difficulty-to-increase-by-less-than-10/?ref=1Eck6cgGzEb9N42CFhcsCBQhZQStoJbHRK :p
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02281001 = 0.2509 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36800 @ 0.00086373 = 31.7853 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 100 @ 0.02266669 = 2.2667 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 47 @ 0.0226 = 1.0622 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: Roughly 1700TH were added this diff period, the most in any period
pankkake: any idea who?
pankkake: BFL actually delivered its black friday sales within a week, but I doubt it's only them :)
ThickAsThieves: dunno who really
KRS|Gotyawallet: get ready for this boys
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ThickAsThieves: i do know that another 650TH will need to be added for the diff to increase to 1B
ThickAsThieves: that amount increase each day
ThickAsThieves: (for purposes of the bet)
pankkake: oh, right, the latter it is added, the higher it has to be. didn't think about that
jurov: KRS yes i got email from them for lulz.. but they do only CFDs... borderline bucket shop
KRS|Gotyawallet: maybe not..only 1.3 mil visitors last month, btc-e did 4.3
KRS|Gotyawallet: it helps but meh
ThickAsThieves: the avg increase has been about 1000TH per diff period lately
KRS|Gotyawallet: ThickAsThieves oh cool i had to get back to that
ThickAsThieves: mor elike 900Th
ThickAsThieves: it's gonna be a nailbiter most likely
ThickAsThieves: unless someone else major plans on shipping this mo
KRS|Gotyawallet: im trying to figure out if my next round of funding will make roi on 2TH machines
KRS|Gotyawallet: im thinking no
ThickAsThieves: dont buy miners
KRS|Gotyawallet: for realz
ThickAsThieves: we're very close to some changes
ThickAsThieves: 25% diff changes arent gonna be so common
KRS|Gotyawallet: i was lucky and my bfl purchases made roi and then some but damn it got close.
KRS|Gotyawallet: people better start securing their wallets
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00310229 = 0.3102 BTC [+] {3}
pankkake: well january should see a lot of new generation miners
ThickAsThieves: from who?
pankkake: but after that the increases should be harder to achieve
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 388 @ 0.0030213 = 1.1723 BTC [-]
pankkake: cointerra, hashfast
ThickAsThieves: both have delays no?
pankkake: hashfast was supposed to ship already so… yes
pankkake: cointerra has a small december run + big january one
ThickAsThieves: i'm skeptical theyll ship on time, of course
topace: any news lately on bfl's monarch ?
pankkake: of course, it all depends on how late they are, months or weeks ;)
kakobrekla: yes, new redering pic, 3000 dpi
ThickAsThieves: BFL guaranteed by xmas right?
pankkake: still, better than active mining!
ThickAsThieves: ActM is such a lollercoaster i cant even keep up anymore, i just ignore it all
pankkake: at least the BFL miner looks like it has credible cooling
topace: i have no doubt in my mind that bfl will produce a next gen product, whether it lives up to specs and is on-time, thats another story
topace: but you'd have to think there some credence to their story that "they know what they're doing now, since they've done it all once already" from an ASIC point of view
topace: maybe they'll go from 14 months behind to just 6 months behind
topace: or shock everyone and start shipping in a few weeks
nubbins`: morning
nubbins`: nm, just did some kid's homework for a few hundred bucks ;0
nubbins`: irc is an odd place
mikaeldice: #bookwormsforbitcoin?
pankkake: topace: yeah that's what I believe too. almost tempted to Yes on shipping bets given the potential gains
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8582 @ 0.0008655 = 7.4277 BTC [+]
topace: i've got 4 monarchs in their "first batch (december/january)" so im hoping yes too
pankkake: hehe
nubbins`: xmas gift
topace: that'd be amazing, but im not holding my breathe
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
topace: AMAZING!
ThickAsThieves: didnt their email promo promise xmas delivery?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38350 @ 0.0008718 = 33.4335 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 75 @ 0.00311 = 0.2333 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 65 @ 0.02191718 = 1.4246 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02299999 = 0.253 BTC [+]
pankkake: perhaps they'd say "you don't really believe in santa do you?"
ozbot: [BitFunder] Moving Forward/Resolution Process
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 222 @ 0.00311 = 0.6904 BTC [+]
nubbins`: i haven't been keeping up with this, give me the elevator version?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02249999 = 0.2475 BTC [-]
pigeons: nubbins`: bitfunder/weex/ukto say "your bitcoins aren't there, but trust us, one day they will be"
nubbins`: ah, lel
nubbins`: my sides
nubbins`: what does that even mean
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16218 @ 0.00086878 = 14.0899 BTC [-]
nubbins`: it's really too bad that bitcoin space is populated almost completely by utter thieves and fuck-ups
nubbins`: makes me want to cash out
nubbins`: and whenever one of these scams is exposed, people wail and flap their arms and say edgy things like "maybe let's sue him!" and then nothing. ever. happens.
pankkake: :( same feels
KRS|Gotyawallet: lmao market is tanking bad and gox disabled their login button
nubbins`: bitcoin: totally on the up-and-up
ozbot: [Direct] BTC Growth - Forex Volatility Focus
nubbins`: bitcoin: you can withdraw your coins during times of higher than usual volatility
nubbins`: wait, no
KRS|Gotyawallet: nubbins =(
KRS|Gotyawallet: its here for a while
nubbins`: yeah
nubbins`: lotta retards left to fleece
KRS|Gotyawallet: they deserve it, im watching the chatter all over the place, these fools are treating the market like a casino instead of learning how to trade.
pankkake: oh you can read many times "it's a gamble"
pankkake: perhaps I don't have that risk taking personality but it seems highly wrong to me
nubbins`: KRS|Gotyawallet: well, y'know, show me three bitcoin securities where the graphs don't look like waterslides.
KRS|Gotyawallet: The answers are out there you can tell exactly what the market is going to do..
nubbins`: protip: you can't
KRS|Gotyawallet: the thing is, i saw it coming and got out..theres still people cheering it on
nubbins`: yeah
KRS|Gotyawallet: i day trade but i also have btc saved up
nubbins`: i don't do much trading anymore
KRS|Gotyawallet: i do this for the lulz because its free money i see the market price is up and theres great volume, then i see its going to go down, i sell, buy when it starts to rise..repease..this place is an ATM machine to me
nubbins`: took out initial investment and a nice comfy cushion
nubbins`: sitting on the rest
pankkake: > ATM machine
nubbins`: > PIN number
pankkake: unless you mean Ass To Mouth
nubbins`: hhahah
nubbins`: would buy this machine
nubbins`: how much in btc?
KRS|Gotyawallet: im not sure its legal in the US
nubbins`: ass to mouth
KRS|Gotyawallet: that canadian company already tried that
nubbins`: its ok, im canadian
pankkake: should be sold on #bitcoin-ass or #bitcoin-anal
nubbins`: neo-easycoin
pankkake: EasyCoin looks pretty awesome, it's really that kind of service that me need
nubbins`: you can tell it's legit because the OP has 4 posts
nubbins`: and because nobody from neo/bee has popped in to confirm they're involved
KRS|Gotyawallet: Do you say Eh all the time?
nubbins`: KRS|Gotyawallet: nope, that's prairie talk
KRS|Gotyawallet: I went to college and made friends with a couple of guys from Toronto we had a blast. Cheers to Canada
KRS|Gotyawallet: I bet that other ass-to-mouth company (robocoin?) squashed them like a bug.
ThickAsThieves: Nubbins, it's legit
nubbins`: ah, k
KRS|Gotyawallet: I think robocoin got venture capital from the investment group I joined.
nubbins`: i've got scams on the mind :D
nubbins`: just found a mention of it on the havelock site
ThickAsThieves: the only reason Neo is getting scam attention is the premature sharing of their involvement with Ukyo
pigeons: well that's a good reason
pigeons: plus i saw this bees nees stuff trading and read their prospectus. if you still think its legit, i can't help you
ThickAsThieves: it's real pigeons
ThickAsThieves: maybe you dont like the plan
ThickAsThieves: but it's real
nubbins`: bees nees!
nubbins`: i like that
pankkake: lol, I don't understand the doubts of it being real. actually, same for other securities when some still are arguing about it
ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
pankkake: the real issues are as always, what will investors get out of it
mike_c: who is running the marketing department over there? easycoin sounds like alt-coin #4,220
pankkake: KRS|Gotyawallet: this reads "hello IRS"
nubbins`: it also reads "i'm an asshole, let the air out of my tires"
pankkake: he's already punishing himself with that yellow color
mike_c: sorry socialists, but that car is awesome.
nubbins`: huh. gold buffalo coin: stranger-looking than i expected
KRS|Gotyawallet: cant believe mtgox would disable their login button so these poor saps can sell their coin
pankkake: I can login
pigeons: its an awesome car for a girl to drive maybe
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27498 @ 0.0008623 = 23.7115 BTC [-] {2}
mike_c: hah. if it doesn't break down, a lotus is way more fun to drive than your average porsche or ferrari or whatever.
pigeons: but its girly yellow, its too low, and no room even to haul home the deer you hit with it
mike_c: good point on the deer.
nubbins`: great if you have a track nearby
nubbins`: would not drive it on most roads
mike_c: ^^
mike_c: or your local parking lot autocross club
nubbins`: oops, pothole, there goes your undercarriage
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 60 @ 0.02191104 = 1.3147 BTC [-] {3}
KRS|Gotyawallet: lotus is a good handling car but i dont like them..they dont impress me that much either..where i live there are are quite a few
KRS|Gotyawallet: so tiny too
mike_c: tiny, light, balanced.
KRS|Gotyawallet: yeah they probably handle like a go-cart..thats one thing they've always done well.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02222999 = 0.2445 BTC [+]
KRS|Gotyawallet: mike_c: this is more my style http://tinyurl.com/nnh4nk6
nubbins`: nice house
mike_c: not too shabby either
KRS|Gotyawallet: that house looks like ass
thestringpuller: lotuses are for asians
thestringpuller: you asian KRS|Gotyawallet ?
nubbins`: krs, kidding ;(
nubbins`: they need some bleach on those roof tiles
pankkake: PETAmine coming to havelock?
pankkake: I guess it's going to be "why you can't invest on havelock" now
nubbins`: at the very least, HIF is gonna be doling out divs from listing fees :P
nubbins`: okay, so i've been looking up dry salami recipes
pankkake: so, what do we learn? 1) it's better to sell miners than mine 2) it's better to run the exchange than investing
nubbins`: some of them use bacteria cultures and nitrites and all this shit
nubbins`: then i found another one that was literally just pork, fatback, garlic, fennel, and salt
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23533 @ 0.00087029 = 20.4805 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: fuck this, i'm making chili
nubbins`: careful what ya wish for
nubbins`: i use pure sriracha as the base
nubbins`: j/k ;(
nubbins`: seriously though, this salami shit has me interested
truffles: those meats arent to my liking
nubbins`: you can use any meat you want!
nubbins`: pork, beef, venison, moose, whatever
truffles: i only eat meat cuz i need protein
ThickAsThieves: something unhealthy but delicious: mix a bunch of olive oil with nutritional yeast and spices, mix into rotini, put some cheese on top if you like and bake in oven for a bit, put a fair amount of sriracha on top when done
truffles: oh and the smell
nubbins`: nutritional yeast?
ThickAsThieves: yeah it's a great tool
nubbins`: interesting
ThickAsThieves: adds a sorta nutty/cheesy flavor
nubbins`: i haven't bought yeast since i started a sourdough culture last year :D
ThickAsThieves: it's yellow dust
ThickAsThieves: it's not alive
nubbins`: interesting
nubbins`: "yellow dust" reminds me of living in korea ;(
ThickAsThieves: pollen or just smog?
pankkake: dirty rain? we have that in France
nubbins`: actual dust, blown over from the gobi desert
nubbins`: happens every spring
nubbins`: the dirt on that car? that's a day's worth.
nubbins`: visible from space
dingledoo: sudo yum carCheese
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 64 @ 0.003015 = 0.193 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18350 @ 0.00087389 = 16.0359 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.10483333 = 0.3145 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.105 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.11899999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.15900229 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: so snoop dogg will be the first hip hop artist to accept bitcoins?
pigeons: first one you've heard of
KRS|Gotyawallet: saw this in the trollbox made me lmao
KRS|Gotyawallet: Ran into FONTAS last night. He kissed my baby girl. I thought that was cool of him. This morning when we woke up she was sitting upright, hands out made of solid gold and a BTC dispenses from her mouth every 30 minutes. I was sad at first, but now I'm trading on BTC-e
truffles: penus is now a girl?`
KRS|Gotyawallet: Because you know, HotUglyWife goes ass to mouth.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5856 @ 0.00087405 = 5.1184 BTC [+]
KRS|Gotyawallet: i actually made money with him because i got good at reading the charts and i could tell when he was pumping before the announce.
KRS|Gotyawallet: I <3 Fontas.
pankkake: I don't that redditor understands what noob means
dingledoo: i don't think that redditor is conscious anymore
dingledoo: inebriated "i just lost my btc" rant.
pankkake: and not in a good way. that's like "i'm mad because I failed to scam"
thestringpuller: ever since havelock ipoed itself
thestringpuller: it's been letting everything through
pankkake: havelock is a slut
pankkake: that's why it shall be known as havecocks
thestringpuller: you know that's a good analogy
thestringpuller: havelock has become the slut of exchanges
pankkake: yes it's a good ANALogy
thestringpuller: pankkake: is the one who is inebriated
thestringpuller: drinking a '44 chateua de blanc
thestringpuller: chateau*
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17400 @ 0.00087405 = 15.2085 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1395 @ 0.00010103 = 0.1409 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31111 @ 0.00087405 = 27.1926 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: eh im having Chateau de Chaselet
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00301331 = 1.5067 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 790 @ 0.00301308 = 2.3803 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 73 @ 0.003013 = 0.2199 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.05 = 1.2 BTC {4}
thestringpuller: what episode is that
thestringpuller: most recent one?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 102 @ 0.05 = 5.1 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 102 @ 0.05 = 5.1 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 51 @ 0.05 = 2.55 BTC {2}
thestringpuller: I should get in on this PETA business before it forms a bubble and cash in on the pump dump action
thestringpuller: scammer's AHOY
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 99 @ 0.05 = 4.95 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 300 @ 0.00300024 = 0.9001 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 155 @ 0.05 = 7.75 BTC {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 881 @ 0.00300021 = 2.6432 BTC [-]
the20year: RentalStarter direct share conversion is complete, an email will go out shortly to all past/present investors
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 44 @ 0.05 = 2.2 BTC
dingledoo: HL marketing team: "Got Cocks? We Havecocks!" "Since we let you saps buy our debt, we are now going to sell you worthless shares of even more worthless companies, and we kNOW it!"
dingledoo: *Slingin' Cocks at noobs since 2013
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 26 @ 0.0077 = 0.2002 BTC
pankkake: thestringpuller: yes latest episode
pankkake: I thought PETA already IPOed
pankkake: or maybe they didn't sell it all?!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 67 @ 0.00300008 = 0.201 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC
dingledoo: People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has a bitcoin IPO? scammerz!
pankkake: People for Eating Tasty Animals
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.05 = 0.4 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 98 @ 0.02052743 = 2.0117 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
dingledoo: ah, they can actually monetize that.
dingledoo: Meat by Mail
dingledoo: 4 btc
the20year: so if HL is scammy, what exchanges do you like?
pankkake: None? :(
dingledoo: Nothing worth exchanging really
dingledoo: unless you're IPO dumping
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
dingledoo: If there was an exchange with reasonable fees, I'd be tempted to hold some MPOE.
ozbot: About CoinBr
pankkake: but anyway, it doesn't beat just holding btc by much
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.33703224 BTC [-]
dingledoo: yeah, I don't like places that charge me all of my referall fees back to themselves.
KRS|Gotyawallet: I made money with havelock before Panama..haven't been on the site since, but for no reason really.
dingledoo: just another place to dump his MPOE, SNSA, etc onto noobs.
dingledoo: havelock is clearly shit now, since their HIM
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 26 @ 0.05 = 1.3 BTC {3}
KRS|Gotyawallet: rly havent been watching
pankkake: HIF*
KRS|Gotyawallet: how's XBOND
dingledoo: accepting twats-on-stick company listings.
pankkake: HIM is the mining, renamed to HMF
pankkake: XBOND is recalled, so there are no profitable securities now :p
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC {2}
nubbins`: People Eating Tasty Ass-hash
pankkake: technically AsicMiner is above its IPO price
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dingledoo: leopold78: eat a dick
nubbins`: aaaah fuck off
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
ThickAsThieves: "Need info on how to invest in am100, I'm in the USA."
nubbins`: ah, interesting
nubbins`: i'm in the internet
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC {2}
ThickAsThieves: I'm in the inbox.
nubbins`: you're not in *his* inbox ;)
ThickAsThieves: not yet!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.05 = 2.5 BTC
ThickAsThieves: i think i just won't reply to that one
ThickAsThieves: kinda hard to know my email, know the ticker, but not know how to buy
pankkake: that would probably be doing him a service
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.00011249 = 0.1125 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.15900229 BTC [+]
nubbins`: the only recourse is to blast "raspberry beret"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 56 @ 0.00309642 = 0.1734 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3900 @ 0.00087644 = 3.4181 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: hey, anyone been to berlin?
ThickAsThieves: no, but i hear theyre big on bitcoin
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 59 @ 0.00310999 = 0.1835 BTC [+] {4}
nubbins`: starting to narrow down our euro trip next summer
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 40 @ 0.05 = 2 BTC
nubbins`: thinking france/germany/netherlands/belgium
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.05 = 0.45 BTC {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6403 @ 0.00087361 = 5.5937 BTC [-]
nubbins`: mostly just really wanna visit the re:surgo! studio in berlin, but i hear it's generally a nice, relatively inexpensive city
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
jcpham: the kind you find in a second-hand store
jcpham: raspberry beret
jcpham: and if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more
jcpham: thanks nubbins` that's just great that prince is stuck in my head
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 52 @ 0.00318846 = 0.1658 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.348333 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00305001 = 0.305 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 27 @ 0.05 = 1.35 BTC {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7447 @ 0.00087296 = 6.5009 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 155 @ 0.00310789 = 0.4817 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 5695 @ 0.00320491 = 18.252 BTC [+] {21}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7053 @ 0.00087508 = 6.1719 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 650 @ 0.00331989 = 2.1579 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC
jborkl: new Hashfast promo video, includes how to knock a capacitor over
ozbot: Hashfast Module board assembly - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 54 @ 0.05 = 2.7 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 55 @ 0.00304462 = 0.1675 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.348333 = 0.6967 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.05 = 0.35 BTC
jurov: $avg
mpexbot: jurov: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
jurov: ;;bc,24hprc
gribble: 843.47
jurov: !t m ^oix
assbot: [MPEX:^OIX] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / 112.23653185 / 112.23653185 (3275 shares, 121.49 BTC), 30D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC)
pankkake: ;;ticker --market btcavg
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 872.51, Best ask: 873.61, Bid-ask spread: 1.10000, Last trade: 873.98, 24 hour volume: 116274.87, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 843.75
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27200 @ 0.0008692 = 23.6422 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
deadweasel: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 868.9196, Best ask: 870.0, Bid-ask spread: 1.08040, Last trade: 870.0, 24 hour volume: 32636.23913906, 24 hour low: 718.112, 24 hour high: 980.17661, 24 hour vwap: 861.12764
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
nubbins`: man oh man
ozbot: Cuisinart Waring Pro Meat Grinder | Canadian Tire
nubbins`: i know what i'm getting myself for xmas this year
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 109 @ 0.05 = 5.45 BTC {3}
the20year: The food processor/blender i'm looking at supposedly will do meat grinding decently
the20year: Granted the processor i've been using works decently
nubbins`: yeah, i'm interested in this one for the sausage attachments
the20year: Yeah, would be good. Granted i'm not getting as much meat as i'd hope for this year to make sausage, so everything i do get is being made to jerky
nubbins`: nice
nubbins`: i've made jerky in my dehydrator a couple of times
the20year: I stopped using a dehydrator a long time ago
nubbins`: oh yeah?
the20year: all the ones i see around here don't dehydrate, they cook it
nubbins`: nod, you need to splurge to get a good one
nubbins`: it's more the airflow than the heat that dries it out anyway
the20year: So anymore i either use my smoker to cold smoke then put it in front of a fan for a day, or just put it in front of a fan for 2 days
nubbins`: my dehydrator has a temperature control
nubbins`: although it's one of the stacker ones. would much rather one with the fan blowing horizontally
nubbins`: no need to reorganize stacks every few hours then
the20year: Yeah, that's how i do mine, a bunch of vertically stacked racks
the20year: Maybe i can IPO sausage
nubbins`: heheheh
the20year: did think about selling some jerky on silkroad
nubbins`: hm, trying to decide between 375W or 500W grinder
the20year: i don't see the difference unless you're expecting extra cartiledge or bone
nubbins`: good point
the20year: my current processor can't be more than 300w and it does great
the20year: the only problems are related to the cutting blade and not the power/speed
the20year: Petamine has got 61btc worth of investments today...wow
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 500 @ 0.05 = 25 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 47 @ 0.00318899 = 0.1499 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.11789999 BTC [-]
the20year: I could do 1gh managed at .035
the20year: Maybe I should partner with buyahash :D
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 33 @ 0.00329999 = 0.1089 BTC [+]
nubbins`: ah, sorry, the smaller is 300W
nubbins`: still probably adequate
nubbins`: three cutting plates, two sausage adapters
nubbins`: this is exciting!
the20year: i don't see why it shouldn't do just fine
the20year: big thing will be getting your spices/meat cuts down
benkay: i'm getting myself bitcoins for christmas.
nubbins`: yeah
the20year: i finally just set my coinbase account to auto-buy every few days
nubbins`: i'm planning to use a lot of moose
nubbins`: but moose is notoriously lean, so i'll probably add some pork fatback
the20year: I wish I could affordably moose hunt here
the20year: My plan has been though if I go to Canada and hunt to just buy a dehydrator up there, then convert the meat to jerky to bring it back here
nubbins`: nod, no sense shipping water back home
nubbins`: i've got a line on rabbits too, might try some of that
the20year: Not just that, there's a 500lb limit on meat
nubbins`: actually never tried rabbit before, believe it or not
nubbins`: oh, really?
the20year: you can only go across the boarder with a set amount of meat
nubbins`: interesting
the20year: My uncle went there and shot two moose back in the 70s , one was ~1200lbs dressed, the other was like ~500lbs dressed, and he brought back a whole 500lbs
the20year: had the butcher keep the rest :(
nubbins`: bummer
the20year: Yeah
nubbins`: great for the butcher tho ;)
the20year: If I shoot and dress a 1500lb moose, you had darn well better believe i'm gonna bring back as much as I can
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.05 = 0.4 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
ozbot: ASIC-ARMORY.com - Superior Computerized Asic Mining
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
KRS|Gotyawallet: i would love to figure out a good way to scam the scammers
kakobrekla: scam yourself and you are done
KRS|Gotyawallet: why didnt i think if that
kakobrekla: cause im smarter
KRS|Gotyawallet: i touch myself in your general direction
dub: who IPO'd the vegans?
KRS|Gotyawallet: I'm sure it was the Somalians.
dub: PETA
thestringpuller: KRS|Gotyawallet: the best way to scam the scammers would be to use something like bitbet to pull a wire con on someone.
thestringpuller: wire cons are by far the greatest pay offs against scammers
KRS|Gotyawallet: hmm you got me thinking...
thestringpuller: if you actually used bitbet for it, i'm almost certain kako and mircea would -10 you though
KRS|Gotyawallet: Why they'd get a percent
KRS|Gotyawallet: which reminds me i need a new gpg key fawk
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18855 @ 0.00086211 = 16.2551 BTC [-]
KRS|Gotyawallet: buying and selling into these lambs is so much fun i dont even want to leave my house for days
pankkake: hey, asic-armory copied bitbet
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10854 @ 0.00086186 = 9.3546 BTC [-]
pankkake: you have to read the terms!
nubbins`: "volcano insurance"
nubbins`: professional, would send money
ozbot: Bitcoin Address 1scamqWYiVspdfHwpvgwv8ge2GTNQDAWL
assbot: Just-Dice stat: 8488 BTC profit, 32.6k BTC invested, 331.38 mio bets, 4.58 mio BTC wagered
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
nubbins`: pankkake: oh god it does
dexX7: asic-armory runs ads on /r/bitcoin
thestringpuller: just-dice is still goin hard eh?
KRS|Gotyawallet: its crazy the bets i saw on there today
KRS|Gotyawallet: some ppl are just begging to be relived of their btc
pankkake: just-dice is a better deal than bitcoin securities
pankkake: at least the reward is proportionnal to the risk
thestringpuller: when the realized gains on MPBOR aren't negative anymore
the20year: what stocks right now have monthly audited financial statements prepared by 3rd parties?
thestringpuller: i think MPOE will be the best place to invest
KRS|Gotyawallet: many times i've been tempted to throw down a bunch to see if it hit
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4444 @ 0.00086186 = 3.8301 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: but alas MPOE is here to keep the price from plummeting to 0
the20year: Does anyone know?
benkay: thestringpuller: what's the relationship between bond returns and stock returns on MPOE?
benkay: the20year: nobody. the closest are the MPEx companies.
thestringpuller: benkay: there is none
thestringpuller: MPOE shareholders aren't liable for losses made by the bot
thestringpuller: MPBOR are
benkay: innit great?
thestringpuller: but there is a correlation between divs paid by MPOE and MPBOR returns
benkay: what's that correlation like?
thestringpuller: jurov: do you have that sheet?
benkay: oh i think that i've seen that sheet
thestringpuller: yea take each month and compare to the divs
thestringpuller: basically the bot makes a ton during non volatile months and makes losses during volatile months but that's kind of a given
benkay: well if the bot is taking a loss then that's getting applied to bondholders, and divs will be reduced
benkay: that's not so much a correlation as it is a causative relationship
thestringpuller: well any profits amde by the bot not owed as interest to bond holders gets paid as divs to shareholders
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 917 @ 0.00304562 = 2.7928 BTC [-] {13}
thestringpuller: but mpoe shareholders get MPEX trade fees
thestringpuller: and new account fees
benkay: dem account fees
benkay: one day i'll make my account fee back on account fee divs
thestringpuller: so as long as MPEx is running mpoe shareholders will get paid something
benkay: /jokes
thestringpuller: now that's ponzi talk
thestringpuller: ideally you want bayes theorem to equalize on MPBOR losses/profits
thestringpuller: total profit - total loss is negative right nwo
thestringpuller: because of insider trading during the pirate default
thestringpuller: and again during the april crash
thestringpuller: and I guess this past november
benkay: yeah you better believe i ain't loaning btc to anyone, much less a bot whose algos are black magic
the20year: what kind of financial disclosures are on mpex?
ozbot: Google Drive
thestringpuller: the20year: ^ that's all you need
benkay: lovely, thanks jurov.
jurov: but this covers only bondholders
jurov: shareholders get anything left if MPOE profit is higher than interest requested by bondholders
thestringpuller: yea but the bond holders are kinda getting shafted IMO
thestringpuller: it's too risky
thestringpuller: i know MP put up his own capital during some months
the20year: pretty simple
benkay: well those idiots putting capital up at .5% are getting shafted
thestringpuller: but even then the total net is like 114% over
thestringpuller: yea but if you put up at .5% duringa volatile month you'll still lose money if the bot makes a loss on trading
jurov: i gave edit access to smickles and littering of random unnamed numbers are the result
jurov: sigh
benkay: but if you let the low-interest bondholders get taken out during volatile months, you can pull in some interest on the low-vix months afterwards
nubbins`: never go full edit!
thestringpuller: benkay: at that point you might as well sell short options yourself and take all the risk on your collateral
benkay: thestringpuller: yeah buddy
thestringpuller: just like the fucker who's making a fortune on the some 250btc of C050
benkay: it's not a play i ever intend to make, honestly.
thestringpuller: short sold
nubbins`: what's the assbot command to get stats on a particular asset?
thestringpuller: well not right now it's too early you gotta wait for the price to become more stable
assbot: These beans is shit.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC [+] {2}
thestringpuller: !t exchange asset
assbot: I haven't understood a single word you've said since I met you, not one single word.
thestringpuller: !t m s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.000788 / 0.00086025 / 0.00087729 (853292 shares, 734.05 BTC), 7D: 0.00078101 / 0.00082419 / 0.00087729 (1882374 shares, 1,551.44 BTC), 30D: 0.0007725 / 0.00081853 / 0.00088996 (6518330 shares, 5,335.50 BTC)
jurov: !t m o.usd.c110t
assbot: [MPEX:O.USD.C110T] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.02 / 0.03684281 / 0.03732936 (2855 shares, 105.19 BTC), 30D: 0.02 / 0.03684281 / 0.03732936 (2855 shares, 105.19 BTC)
nubbins`: thanks
nubbins`: !t m s.mg
assbot: [MPEX:S.MG] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.0001579 / 0.00015799 / 0.000158 (12356 shares, 1.95 BTC), 30D: 0.0001 / 0.00013799 / 0.00016 (131784 shares, 18.19 BTC)
benkay: !t m o.usd.c050t
assbot: [MPEX:O.USD.C050T] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / / ( shares, BTC), 30D: 0.05232243 / 0.05271347 / 0.05294401 (7443 shares, 392.35 BTC)
thestringpuller: see someone sold 392 short
nubbins`: low/high/last?
thestringpuller: that guy is laughing to the bitcoin bank
thestringpuller: low/avg/high
nubbins`: right, obv
thestringpuller: sorry I'm writing a paper lol getting super distracted
nubbins`: also sorry, coulda figured that out myself by reading the numbers ;p
benkay: spot'd have to go to 500 for those to even get into the money
benkay: right?
benkay: no, calls.
thestringpuller: the lot size changed
benkay: yeah i thought i'd accounted for that
nubbins`: ;;calc 192000*(0.00015799-0.00013)
gribble: 5.37408
thestringpuller: so ((120 - 50) / 120) * .1
thestringpuller: ;;calc ((120 - 50) / 120) * .1
gribble: 0.0583333333333
the20year: Total rentalstarter assets of $191,166
thestringpuller: ;;calc ((110 - 50) / 110) * .1
gribble: 0.0545454545455
thestringpuller: the spot price would have to go to some 1300 I think to push the AVG price up that high
thestringpuller: i don't think the avg price went above 105
benkay: ah yeah, dat average.
thestringpuller: so that guy is probably making a killing he'll likely make .02 profit per every call bought
benkay: yo does anyone have a preferred netbook/minicomp?
nubbins`: is that the one RMS uses?
benkay: page lacks buy button.
benkay: i am dissapoint by vertical integration failure.
nubbins`: prolly backdoored as fuck too
pankkake: well no, it's open source!
benkay: wow fuck everything that's a 15 hundred dollar thing
nubbins`: did anyone audit the code? ;D
kakobrekla: its not a real computer if its has a camera
nubbins`: my blood is open source, but nobody's asked me to take an aids test before i fuck them raw
benkay: whatcha gonna do, compile everything from source every damn time?
pankkake: yeah it's quite expensive compared to specs
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 39 @ 0.05 = 1.95 BTC
pankkake: hmm it's usually $300 I think?
dub: lolol
benkay: i just bounced off the amazon page, so it's possible they just threw me a bogus rate
dub: If you perfer warm inter-personal dialogues
benkay: in any event, i think i'll just use a pi.
dub: man up and x220
ozbot: Lemote linux PC and Linux laptops - Tekmote Electronics
KRS|Gotyawallet: I never tried it but I think chromebook+linux ftw..heard stuffs about that combo
benkay: yeah i'm targeting like 200 bucks
benkay: not precisely a powerhouse machine.
dub: gtfo
benkay: yourself!
dub: this is AAAAAASSETSSS
KRS|Gotyawallet: acer C7 $179
benkay: i'd like a maserati to sign transactions, please.
benkay: maybe when btc clears a couple MM each i'll drop the frugality.
dub: shit car
ozbot: Dell Latitude D620 Notebook PC - Intel Core Duo 1.8GHz, 2GB DDR2, 80GB HDD, Combo, 14.1 WXGA, Window
KRS|Gotyawallet: im gonna get one for my ridge once my hifi gets shipped and installed..gonna do a mounted 8 or 10" display if I can- gonna do the OS myself so it comes up with the weather, news, navigation, music playlist, etc. even gonna have a sun and sky for daylight and moon and stars for night. its where i'm going to play audio for when i'm driving and what not
KRS|Gotyawallet: ridge=ride
benkay: you got too much time, homes.
KRS|Gotyawallet: for now yea..not gonna do much until jan or feb maybe taking a break
benkay: 80gb
KRS|Gotyawallet: i only like to work 10 months a year or so
benkay: so it'll hold the blockchain for a few more months
benkay: do you roughneck or something?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
benkay: what kind of work are you jumping into and out of?
dub: can you even sync the blockchain without ssd now?
kakobrekla: i have seen it done
dub: !ssd and <3Ghz you're going to have a bad time
kakobrekla: conspiraci
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.05 = 0.75 BTC {2}
jurov: dub don't spread fud
jurov: i'm doing fine with celeron 837 and 72000rpm sata
jurov: bitcoind and litecoind at same time :D
jurov: *7200
jurov: heh
dub: when was the last time you resynced
kakobrekla: ltc solves this issue completley cause noone uses it and blockchain fits on a floppy
dub: ^^
jurov: few months ago.. but had to run -reindex recently
jurov: it managed in half a day
ThickAsThieves: lol, met with a new CPA, he's asking if I'd be interested in explaining bitcoin to all his rish buddies
thestringpuller: i need a separate drive to run bitcoin the block chain is like a fucking season of seinfeld
jurov: 2.5G .litecoin
KRS|Gotyawallet: my CPA was interested but he shrugged it off as one of those things like bingobucks that the tacky Bizarre Mall that sells cheak knock-off stuff would sell you.
jurov: separate drive is best
KRS|Gotyawallet: I can't wait to bring him my statements from coinbase
jurov: oh, and also run freenet with 50G store there simultaneously
jurov: the hdd did not catch fire so far
jurov: :D
dub: wtf
dub: hos is ltc 2.5g when the only txns are to and from btc-e
dub: how*
ThickAsThieves: from all the mixing btc-e does
the20year: How goes it tat?
the20year: are you involved in neobee?
ThickAsThieves: depends what you mean
dub: did you or did you not have sexual relations with that asset
truffles: lame
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24250 @ 0.00086281 = 20.9231 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: it was just the tip, it doesnt count
the20year: specifically if you were involved enough to share any insight whether to ukto will have any statements soon, there's a guy that wants to start the ball rolling with the SEC on bitcointalk
ThickAsThieves: While I am not privvy to the inner workings of the Ukyo situation, I find it amusing that people assume the SEC isn't already involved
the20year: my personal worry with the sec involvement is litigation or issue with issuers
jcpham: is ukto US?
jcpham: i thought he was aussie
ThickAsThieves: the20year, what's your lawyer have to say?
jcpham: why did i think that?
ThickAsThieves: ukyo is Texan
jcpham: so he's pirate then
ThickAsThieves: he has connections to Aus
jcpham: jesus fuck
jcpham: why did i think he was australian
truffles: idealists
ThickAsThieves: Graet is australian i think
the20year: He hasn't said a whole lot, other than issuing a PPM
the20year: yes, graet is
ThickAsThieves: and he's buds with Ukyo
dub: yes ukyo = pirate
truffles: they still think US is no.1
jcpham: i think it was a connection to graet is assumed
dub: or at least pirates retarded cousin
jcpham: i assumed some connection to graet that isn't true
jcpham: like i projected it
jcpham: wtf
the20year: His opinion is that the SEC is somewhat lenient, and that *if* there was an issue, that did not involve fraud it would be a somewhat easy fix
jcpham: i with dub
jcpham: we figured this out already
dub: graet is pretty fucking retarded too
dub: so it all fits
jcpham: didn't know about texas
jcpham: if florida is involved too you better know you've been scammed
ThickAsThieves: I'm in Florida, lol
dub: of course, the deathbylolipop connection
truffles: oh oh
jcpham: i'm sorry ThickAsThieves
jcpham: that's terrible news
dub: tat = deathbylolipop?
jcpham: possibly dub
ThickAsThieves: I'm not *from* FL mind you
the20year: So, right now i'm working out a (in my opinion) small fix to resolve legalities with US investors
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
ThickAsThieves: what is a deathbylolipop?
jcpham: ThickAsThieves, do you ever do youtube videos out of starbucks about "the bitcoin"
jcpham: and record your chest
dub: lurk moar brah
ThickAsThieves: Yes, I'm secretly a popular video blogger
ThickAsThieves: guess which one
jurov: ;;later tell mircea_popescu how comes SPLIT|O.USD.C110T|5 made only 2 calls and 10 puts and not more?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
jurov: ;;later tell mircea_popescu should be 10 times more now?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
jurov: ^^ anyone has an idea ow to exploit above?
ThickAsThieves: exploit not getting what you should?
jurov: maybe they also forgot seomthing else where i can get more than i should >:D
ThickAsThieves: "a non profit advertisement company "
ThickAsThieves: it's lol already
dub: I can't find any youtubes of him
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P110T] 10 @ 0.0294237 = 0.2942 BTC
jurov: shorted at least these
dub: think he dereeted them
jurov: "OptionsCover":[{"":{"MPSIC":"O.USD.C110T", "Quantity":"20", "TotalSum":"250000000"
jurov: helluva cover there
jurov: oh it actually produced 20 calls
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
jurov: just the split message was wrong
mike_c: jurov, i decided you are wrong. you can lose more on a put than your collateral. i did the math and collateral only covers you for about a 50% drop.
jurov: i mostly wanted the calls
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29977 @ 0.00086547 = 25.9442 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34000008 BTC [-]
jurov: ;;ticker --market btcavg
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 882.88, Best ask: 886.25, Bid-ask spread: 3.37000, Last trade: 883.97, 24 hour volume: 116659.18, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 856.11
ThickAsThieves: where did all this mpoe volume come from
mike_c: like if i buy a put from you at 110, and the price drops to 5, you owe me (110/5) - 1 btc = 22btc
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 22 @ 0.34000003 = 7.48 BTC [-] {2}
jurov: what?
mike_c: when you write a put and sell it, you can lose more than your collateral.
jurov: really? on mpex?
mike_c: well, i don't know where the extra money comes from, but i assume from your account if you have it.
mike_c: you can be *liable* for more than your collateral to the option holder
mike_c: i don't know where the money comes from.
mike_c: unless i'm doing the math wrong, but i don't think i am.
jurov: i remember mircea handwaving it "if btc crashes so much it exhausts puts collateral, mpoe will just buy more if them"
jurov: *of
ThickAsThieves: what does that mean?
mike_c: i'd be curious what the rules are, whether it comes from the option writer's account first or mpoe
ThickAsThieves: Doctor Greg would be very upset!
mike_c: doctor greg is bad for my blood pressure.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16658 @ 0.00086976 = 14.4885 BTC [+]
jurov: i read it as the exercises will be distributed evenly between mpoe and me
jurov: and if my collateral wont suffice, then it's up to mpoe
jurov: to fill up my part, too
mike_c: interesting. not a bad deal for the option writer. i don't really want to test it out though :)
mike_c: the other possibility would of course be that the option buyer just gets stiffed (like xdiff).
jurov: it heeds to go below ~ 300 $/BTC for P110T to yield 0.25btc
ozbot: Accused in Quebec gold tax scam face jail and $750M in fines - Montreal - CBC News
nubbins`: kitco tax fraud
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.05 = 0.35 BTC
mike_c: ;;calc (110/30.0)-1
gribble: 2.66666666667
mike_c: significantly over collateral of (110/90.0) = 1.2
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29050 @ 0.00086976 = 25.2665 BTC [+]
JWU42: !seen Graet
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.05 = 2.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.0031408 = 0.157 BTC [-] {3}
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.05 = 0.75 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 26 @ 0.05 = 1.3 BTC
thestringpuller: jurov: you still awake?
thestringpuller: or is it like the hour of sleep?
jurov: yes
thestringpuller: pm real quick
ThickAsThieves: ;;bcstats
gribble: Current Blocks: 274035 | Current Difficulty: 7.074082830514966E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 274175 | Next Difficulty In: 140 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 18 hours, 40 minutes, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 899816443.08 | Estimated Percent Change: 27.19903
benkay: how do diff changes work?
benkay: 1.27*7.07e8?
truffles: i did want to ask, why arent the chics in this chat?
ThickAsThieves: it takes the amount of time it took solve 2016 blocks and tries to even it
benkay: i do understand that much, ThickAsThieves.
ThickAsThieves: there are no chicks in the internet
benkay: it's the parsing of the ;;bcstats output i'm curious about
benkay: so almost 9 million is the estimate?
benkay: dag
benkay: er
ThickAsThieves: well, 900m
benkay: 900 million
truffles: TAT why not
benkay: looks like the bitbet bet has caught up with the obvious
ThickAsThieves: whats the obvious
benkay: that we'd hit 1b by year end
ThickAsThieves: not obvious
ThickAsThieves: but leaning that way
benkay: perhaps not
ThickAsThieves: there is only 1 more diff change this year
benkay: ;;calc 899816443.08*1.2
gribble: 1079779731.7
benkay: ;;calc 899816443.08*1.15
gribble: 1034788909.54
benkay: ;;calc 899816443.08*1.1
gribble: 989798087.388
ThickAsThieves: and it requires probly 900TH+ to be added in two week
ThickAsThieves: this is possible
ThickAsThieves: but nothing to sniff at
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
ThickAsThieves: My bet on No is still unlikely to win, but if i do, lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 3023 @ 0.00286598 = 8.6639 BTC [-] {16}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 318 @ 0.00284 = 0.9031 BTC [-] {5}
ThickAsThieves: We'll know by the 22nd
pankkake: or maybe sooner, but you would have lost :p
dub: asok = -assets newb
benkay: except that's mircea and he only touches women on their knees
KRS|Gotyawallet: I like women on their knees.
benkay: who doesn't!?
benkay: here you go dub
dub: Vexual in the house, hide your weed
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
KRS|Gotyawallet: Hidejo wife, hidejo kids..
ozbot: Home | Kaiser Bootsmanufaktur
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 31 @ 0.0077 = 0.2387 BTC
dub: benkay: gonna be tough landing marlin in that but im up for a challenge
Vexual: u want fishing boat?
dub: in fact that may be smaller than my existing boat
benkay: those kaisers are sexxay
Vexual: oh yeah
dub: pointless
dub: thats like owning a maserati
Vexual: but only 100k euro
dub: pointless, slow and ugly
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.05 = 1.2 BTC
benkay: signaling is never pointless.
jurov: does it spray pheromones?
benkay: pheromone chemtrails
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
Vexual: no pheremones required
benkay: 'course, you're limited to the pussy that falls into the boat
Vexual: get the rotax and the jet, you can do 360s until your passengers are naked by gravity
KRS|Gotyawallet: 60 ghash offline all day wtf
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC
dub: all those ppcoins you could have mined
dub: the hugemanity!
Vexual: dud theres some guys in new zealand that catch marlin off waverunners
Vexual: that takes some coconuts
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21400 @ 0.00086976 = 18.6129 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 980 @ 0.0001125 = 0.1103 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 465 @ 0.00049988 = 0.2324 BTC [+]
ozbot: 300 Pound Marlin Tows Kayak 11 MILES - YouTube
Vexual: he must love that fishing rod
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1580 @ 0.000115 = 0.1817 BTC [+]
Vexual: shit he got it in the boat
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12823 @ 0.0008679 = 11.1291 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: I think it's an interesting bet
Vexual: all the computers?
ThickAsThieves: An obvious Yes
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23800 @ 0.00086601 = 20.611 BTC [-]
mike_c: 34% a month for 6 months. seems close to me.
KRS|Gotyawallet: HAH!!!! I just got a phone call from "Windows Technical Support". Indian sounding person on the other line called to speak with me about my download file and they are "here to help".
mike_c: but i guess a lot of miners come out next year
KRS|Gotyawallet: They were trying to scam a scammer rofl
KRS|Gotyawallet: First time I got a call like that, I've heard about them.
ThickAsThieves: by next spring itll be PH shipments
mike_c: production delays could make it interesting.
ThickAsThieves: yeah, I think this winter will be the last of that kinda thing
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 21 @ 0.05 = 1.05 BTC {2}
ThickAsThieves: come spring itll be srs bzns
Vexual: friedcats doing shipping containers huh?
ThickAsThieves: we have the technology!
Vexual: you could burn diesel at those power rates
Apocalyptic: "<Vexual> friedcats" there is more of them now ?
Vexual: apostophe implied
ozbot: Krusty the Clown mentions Bitcoin on the Simpsons - YouTube
dub: moon in 3-2-
KRS|Gotyawallet: So funny watching the rest of the world catch on
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.05 = 0.35 BTC
benkay: ;;ticker --market btcavg
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 892.92, Best ask: 895.71, Bid-ask spread: 2.79000, Last trade: 894.69, 24 hour volume: 105367.4, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 865.75
nubbins`: KRS|Gotyawallet: i get those calls all the time
nubbins`: longest i've been able to keep one of them on the phone is an hour :)
ozbot: Why $73.5 Million of Pig Semen Will Be Flying to China | Care2 Causes
Vexual: they get cross after an hour
nubbins`: they usually hang up within ten minutes
nubbins`: "now open your windows event viewer..." " holy shit, yeah, this thing is riddled with viruses! all i can see is warning signs!"
Vexual: i stay polite and have them swearinging and spitting by the end
nubbins`: "sir, you are not being serious with me"
Vexual: do all the steps then tell them its osx
benkay: in other news S.NSA missed its reporting deadline for November.
Vexual: Importing Pig Semen is Not a Sustainable Plan to Feed a Population.
KRS|Gotyawallet: Wtf..who doesnt need pig semen.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 20 @ 0.08787663 = 1.7575 BTC [-] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 35 @ 0.05 = 1.75 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 1241 @ 0.00011003 = 0.1365 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1175 @ 0.0001158 = 0.1361 BTC [+]
dub: benkay: scam
benkay: well i did wait until MP released the figures.
asciilifeform: benkay: S.NSA will be very boring, right up until it won't. 'nothing to see here, move along...'
benkay: Stanislav and Mircea, scamming in a tree
benkay: engine-eer-i-n-g
asciilifeform: gimmeallyermoney. there, done.
benkay: en-gin-ee-eer-i-n-g, would be better scansion
asciilifeform: my fave was the wag who asked, 'why aren't those cardanos hashing yet, hah'
benkay: they generate random numbers right?
benkay: make 'em hash...
asciilifeform: that's one piece.
benkay: how much less boring are you going to get?
asciilifeform: benkay: depends if you care for modern crypto or not.
benkay: i am always interested in better crypto
asciilifeform: or even if you just like the idea of a usb drive that can be irrevocably nuked with a button press in a second or so.
benkay: mmm
benkay: crunchy.
benkay: unusable?
asciilifeform: usable, but empty.
benkay: a feat!
asciilifeform: more of a feat than one might think at first.
benkay: that wasn't sarcasm.
benkay: but approval of a worthy goal!
asciilifeform: there are only two defences against 'rubber hose cryptoanalysis' - 1) don't be taken prisoner or 2) zap button.
truffles: if u die, is there any way to transfer the crypto to relatives?`
asciilifeform: sure, give them an unzapped unit.
jurov: no, usually you transfer relatives to crypt
truffles: i mean in general not ur new thing
benkay: encrypted to the cardano you also give them.
benkay: truffles: you leave a trail of hints to the passphrase in your will
asciilifeform: in general, whoever has the keys has the goods
benkay: 'course, that opens you up to gov't seizure during intergenerational transfer.
asciilifeform: different problem, different tools.
jurov: you should give assets while you're still alive
truffles: guess ur idea asciilifeform solves this seizure possiblity
asciilifeform: in general, the time to do transfers is before you're on the gallows
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7400 @ 0.00086601 = 6.4085 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: otherwise you'll be like Captain Kidd, throwing an enciphered map to the peanut gallery before the noose tightens
truffles: jurov some ppl will be oding before that time
asciilifeform: the whole reason we have the legends of buried treasures is: people who did not take care of their bequests properly.
asciilifeform: buried goodies tend to result from folks who got clobbered before they could dig them up.
asciilifeform: (or confide in someone as to where to dig)
benkay: m-of-n txns go a long way to addressing this thing
asciilifeform: there'll be tales of 'buried' btc one day.
truffles: if its value remains :p
asciilifeform: 'didja hear, he took out an ad in the new york fishwrap one day in '11, every fifth letter...'
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9950 @ 0.00086651 = 8.6218 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 49 @ 0.003 = 0.147 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9010 @ 0.00086976 = 7.8365 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4382 @ 0.00086976 = 3.8113 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 250 @ 0.00049999 = 0.125 BTC [+] {2}
dub: thumb drive flash is packaged in thermite mixed with magnesium and a piezo igniter, self destruct mission impossible style?
Diablo-D3: lol.
asciilifeform: dub: nope, but you can make that one if you like.
asciilifeform: if you want physical zap, i recommend uv laser diode over a windowed eeprom.
Vexual: serial number zapped?
asciilifeform: Vexual: ?
Vexual: no serial number on memory?
asciilifeform: in cardano? key lives in its own chip
asciilifeform: nothing else kept there
Vexual: cool
asciilifeform: refer to the (admittedly slightly obsolete) spec on mp's site.
asciilifeform: pyros may be disappointed in cardano, nothing flammable there.
dub: probably best to steer away from things that can both circumvent USG spying ubiquity and casually blow up airplanes
jcpham: ron paul on cnn
jcpham: stumbling about bitcoin
kanzure: is there a stream?
ozbot: We Play Live - CNN Live Stream
KRS|Gotyawallet: thanks for that link..i've been looking for a site like that too
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 3300 @ 0.00282257 = 9.3145 BTC [-] {16}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.00087153 = 7.6695 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2000 @ 0.00280084 = 5.6017 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 625 @ 0.0028 = 1.75 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 950 @ 0.00305995 = 2.907 BTC [+] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
deadweasel: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 931.1, Best ask: 934.5, Bid-ask spread: 3.40000, Last trade: 931.0, 24 hour volume: 27190.56044341, 24 hour low: 788.101, 24 hour high: 980.17661, 24 hour vwap: 892.6989
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7800 @ 0.00087153 = 6.7979 BTC [+]
dub: so we should all trade some banjos in for bitcoin?
nubbins`: re: banjo
ozbot: Sufjan Stevens - He Woke Me Up Again - YouTube
kanzure: are the logs at http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/ available in plaintext or some downloadable form without html?
ThickAsThieves: I'll sell you a log for 1btc
nubbins`: not afaik, but it should be pretty simple to make a script that parses them
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15368 @ 0.00086982 = 13.3674 BTC [-] {3}
kanzure: nubbins`: who runs the server and would they be annoyed if i wget http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date={daterange}
kanzure: i mean wget -m -np
benkay: kakobrekla
kanzure: wait, no i don't mean -m
benkay: and doubtful
nubbins`: better double check those flags
nubbins`: and what benkay said
nubbins`: but who knows
nubbins`: looking for anything in particular, or just evidence?
ThickAsThieves: kako will destroy you for this
benkay: sheesh, ThickAsThieves, spread more fud whydoncha
kanzure: actually i am looking for a link dump
kanzure: and i figured i would have to do it myself
benkay: kanzure: see the "links only" checkbox?
ThickAsThieves: tryna sell logs here, geez!
kanzure: it's still one day per page and html. i'd rather just get the full logs since link parsing isn't a particular art.
kanzure: but thank you
kanzure: ThickAsThieves: i admire your business acumen in this matter
ThickAsThieves: price just went up then
kanzure: that only makes me want it more
ozbot: The Log Song - Ren & Stimpy (Deadwood HoN) - YouTube
ThickAsThieves: i like the cut of your gib
ThickAsThieves: special discount off the new higher price
kanzure: actually what i really want from the linkdump is to find wacky assets that i'm unaware of. xbond doesn't count.
benkay: what about pif?
kanzure: pifwho?
ThickAsThieves: www.coinflow.co
pankkake: best performing security
ThickAsThieves: thats all the assets youd find that way
ThickAsThieves: and more
benkay: if only the coinflow mpex feeds worked still
ThickAsThieves: but there're more still
ThickAsThieves: on scammier exchanges
pankkake: oh coinflow is up to date with havelock at least
pankkake: all other exchanges are broken or well closed
nubbins`: ;;bc,stats
benkay: yes
gribble: Current Blocks: 274063 | Current Difficulty: 7.074082830514966E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 274175 | Next Difficulty In: 112 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 14 hours, 56 minutes, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
kanzure: pif is funny, but it's not hitting the spot
benkay: mpex is broken
benkay: and also closed
ThickAsThieves: it's options bot is SO unpredictable
benkay: gosh and the css on the mpex front page
benkay: TABLES!!1!?
ThickAsThieves: get Dreamweaver , noobs!
ozbot: BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY INC.
benkay: now there's a website built with dreamweaver.
ThickAsThieves: BH is down how many 100% compared to bitcoin?
ThickAsThieves: horrible performance
kakobrekla: the world has ended long time ago if you normalize to btc
nubbins`: honestly i think it was made in MS FrontPage
benkay: yeah
kanzure: is there just a lack of developers around or is shit like havelock making some sort of anti-hipstercash moral statement about sane html/css
ThickAsThieves: dont even get us started on the css!
kanzure: but complaining is like the one thing i do best
kanzure: don't take this away from me
kakobrekla: yes css could be in larger amount
ThickAsThieves: you ar ein the right place
benkay: havelock is channeling mpex on the 'design', but must make concessions to appease the investing masses.
benkay: moar css
benkay: someone go get the css jug and pour some on mpex
asciilifeform: you'll be thankful for the absent css, when you're driving your mpex via telex, from submarine.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 99 @ 0.34990008 = 34.6401 BTC [+] {10}
kanzure: you know that copenhagen suborbitals guy goes to work every day in a submarine, so it probably happens
benkay: he takes the sub to work!?
kanzure: why not?
kakobrekla: asciilifeform it will be pigeons by then
benkay: diesel's fukkin expensive
benkay: and subs are fucking bricks w/r/t hydrodynamics
kanzure: i dunno if it was diesel
asciilifeform: point is, bandwidth is cheap, until it isn't.
benkay: we're just putting on a show for the newcomer, asciilifeform
asciilifeform: perhaps this wasn't mp's motivation in making the choice, but it is a fact nonetheless
kanzure: there should be a bot that dumps neobee every time cryptocyprus posts on reddit or bitcointalk, then buys after a few hours
benkay: mpex is a scam etc
benkay: write it, kanzure.
benkay: acquire all the satoshi.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 692 @ 0.00297281 = 2.0572 BTC [-] {7}
kanzure: i'm sure there's more entertaining things to spend my time on
kanzure: like making angry comments on irc
pankkake: more subtle: sell when it's on reddit, buy when on bitcointalk
benkay: well are we trying to get rich or be entertained?
kanzure: pankkake: any reason why?
mod6: omg my hands are numb
mike_c: bandwith, telex, bullshit! if those are in short supply you can just download the homepage html. you don't need to download the css if you don't want. the browser just chooses to.
kanzure: benkay: dunno, wealth hasn't cured me of being a workaholic ( https://github.com/kanzure?tab=contributions )
kakobrekla: but it takes precious bits to make up the line where the path to css to be ignored is defined
mike_c: hah. that is true.
pankkake: havecocks is surprisingly usable without css! good job
pankkake: kanzure: hehe. I'll probably keep coding, or code more, when I'm rich
truffles: ud be greed or lazi at that point
kanzure: there's diminishing returns on coding versus paying other people. delegation is weird.
truffles: greedy
pankkake: I've always been lazy
benkay: how'd you get so rich, kanzure?
kanzure: benkay: a mix of a lot of stupid things out of my control, but also i do software contracting
benkay: mmm dat brain for hire hustle
kanzure: is that a question?
benkay: oh no, i typically actually use question marks to indicate that sort of thing.
truffles: i dont
kanzure: truffles: is *that* a question?
truffles: nope
truffles: hustle implies something im sure u know
truffles: if ure rich its off the backs of some1 else imo
benkay: all wealth is extraction from others, truffles.
benkay: some people mourn the downtrodden
benkay: others scramble up the huge-manatee pile
truffles: ya some take lots more than others
benkay: the ratio is invariant.
kanzure: insert cliche statement here about wealth creation
benkay: well gosh as soon as we have nano fabbers we'll all be able to fart around in vr porn jungles all day!
kanzure: what a coincidence, i can sell you that
kanzure: ahh fucking broken images
asciilifeform: kanzure: wake us up when there's something to attach it to
benkay: dat hard vacuum
benkay: no em
benkay: impossible magic fab requirements
kanzure: not all of it is impossible, atomic force microscopes can definitely tap single atoms in certain situations
kanzure: but the different toolsets (like for hydrogen removal or addition) don't work yet
asciilifeform: if i ever strike lucky, i'll write 'fairycad.' create magical gadgets, just need pixie dust fabricator.
KRS|Gotyawallet: vacuums suck
benkay: nature abhors a dyson
kanzure: that would be funnier if dyson actually worked on vacuums
kanzure: or if everyone hated, say, esther dyson
benkay: kanzure man
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17950 @ 0.000867 = 15.5627 BTC [-] {3}
benkay: i see vacuums at dyson.com
benkay: it's not a pun for your ultrageek, mkay?
asciilifeform: dyson, then tesla... when do we get 'heaviside corp.' and what will it make? high-tech nano fridge magnets?
kanzure: no reason a pun can't be multiple layers
kanzure: asciilifeform: well, there's zyvex if that counts?
asciilifeform: re: nanotech, the whole story:
asciilifeform: in the 3rd world, they 'know what to do' with oil pipelines
asciilifeform: villagers line up, with buckets, and collect oil that 'accidentally' leaks
asciilifeform: (they of course remember to bring augers, if it doesn't 'accident' that day)
asciilifeform: sometimes the whole thing catches fire in a glorious inferno
asciilifeform: this is nanotech (and silicon valley crapfest in general)
asciilifeform: rich americans must be parted from their dough, so bright chaps line up
asciilifeform: and we get 'nanotech', 'private manned space', etc
asciilifeform: or 'find which lolcat you are from yer genome'
kanzure: wow the lower limit is only $200k on http://bitcointrust.co/
kakobrekla: nice css
kanzure: oh nevermind, i guess that's a regular accredited investor definition
benkay: there's also a bitcoin forex fund, kanzure
benkay: 50 butt minimum buyin
asciilifeform: the folks selling literal golden toilets to arabian royalty make the same kind of money
benkay: i really want to pop down several MM for a parabolic whee
asciilifeform: but at least they don't pollute academia with pixie dust and lead netgeeks on with nonsense science...
benkay: dollars per minute you just can't buy better bragging rights?
kanzure: heh their assets are 63858 btc i wonder when they acquired that
kanzure: benkay: where is it?
kanzure: benkay: sorry, i mean the bitcoin forex fund
benkay: it has a truly immemorable name :(
kanzure: but i asked where, not what it was named
ozbot: PANACEA - Bitcoin denominated hedge fund
benkay: in the republic of cryptopia
kanzure: do i get a passport
benkay: it's pretty easy on computers with functional rngs
benkay: gpg derp me a keypair
benkay: all kidding aside
benkay: bitcoin is your wallet
benkay: and urbit will be your reputation
benkay: ya heard, mircea_popescu? wot is not the endgame of reputation.
pankkake: u wot?
benkay: wat
dub: wut
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9982 @ 0.0008697 = 8.6813 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: werd.
benkay: mpoe bouncing hard off that 8700 line
pankkake: it won't go over 9000
benkay: the dark secret of -assets
benkay: mpoe will never be over 9000
benkay: secret popescu sell wall
BingoBoingo: benkay: Is a huge Popescu sell wall a bad thing if he wants to constrain the price MPOE shares trade at to reflect the relative value of MPOE and not possess the volatility of whatever the week's altcoin is?
benkay: when did people start asking my opinion about things wtf
truffles: lurk moar
benkay: BingoBoingo: i see your rhetorical question and raise it a straight-man response
BingoBoingo: Actually benkay I don't really see a sell wall looking at the orderbook, there is a substantial bid wall at 0.00077250 though
mike_c: of course you don't see it, that's what makes it a secret wall
kakobrekla: thats why its called sekrit
benkay: mah niggas
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13250 @ 0.00087129 = 11.5446 BTC [+] {2}
KRS|Gotyawallet: worrd up
benkay: mpoe to the moon
benkay: benkay to the pad thai shop
KRS|Gotyawallet: hand to the mothafuckn fap
mircea_popescu: pankkake so why would i/anyone gas ?
pankkake: what does gas mean? fart?
mircea_popescu: give a shit
mircea_popescu: but yeah.
pankkake: oh the link? cause it was about icbit
mircea_popescu: that guy's a total dork.
mircea_popescu: i mean yea he doesn't know it, but then again when do they ever.
dub: jumping jack flash is a gas gas gas?
dub: needs moar .swf
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.35489899 = 0.7098 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.355 = 1.065 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 98 @ 0.0033695 = 0.3302 BTC [+] {4}
mircea_popescu: o wow look at mpoe go.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13400 @ 0.00087217 = 11.6871 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: !t m s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00084687 / 0.00086405 / 0.00087729 (1083655 shares, 936.33 BTC), 7D: 0.00078101 / 0.00083019 / 0.00087729 (2139000 shares, 1,775.79 BTC), 30D: 0.0007725 / 0.00082007 / 0.00088553 (6729476 shares, 5,518.65 BTC)
ozbot: Next generation 14nm mining grid
benkay: mining on phones
benkay: fartups and their crapps.
benkay: daww bucky
Duffer1: how very optimistic dub, sounds like a nice dream to have
pankkake: mircea_popescu: this one ended well at least…
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11318 @ 0.00087086 = 9.8564 BTC [-]
pankkake: actually I saw another thread get deleted at OP request
pankkake: so, something's working
Vexual: bluetooth gold detector coil might allow some amount of mining with a phone
assbot: Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1498486/plain/)
benkay: !b 1
Vexual: put em in your shoes
KRS|Gotyawallet: put it in your mouth
Vexual: dejavu
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6135 @ 0.0008697 = 5.3356 BTC [-]
nubbins`: so... they invented a way to make your phone really really hot all the time?
benkay: "invented" is generous.
nubbins`: hm, you've got a point there
mircea_popescu: lol good one Vexual
mircea_popescu: nubbins` i wouldn't really hold it against them, buncha people find out about bitcoin 3 years later, figure they're hot shit, jump in both feet
mircea_popescu: cause young and brash
mircea_popescu: get laughed at, perhaps learn better.
mircea_popescu: no crime so far, just a little lulz.
assbot: Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1498487/plain/)
benkay: !b 4
benkay: that one could be darn educational.
nubbins`: i was looking forward to having a hand-warmer app
mircea_popescu: lol benkay is on a broll.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` if it also vibrates it's almost like the penis phone.
Vexual: hot and making money
nubbins`: filename says all
Vexual: hi-fun
nubbins`: right?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
nubbins`: top of cool
mircea_popescu: o look, saving animals ?
kanzure: that's not quite what peta does
nubbins`: ^ lel
Vexual: chicks could have glue on bluetooth nails
nubbins`: not quite
kanzure: well, most animals end up dead from peta
nubbins`: vexual is thinking
ozbot: [IPO] Established Business With Long Term Earnings -Huge Returns For Early Birds
benkay: i'm not interested in phone technology any more until you bolt it into my aural nerves and optical nerves or give me an aux display channel irectly into my brain
mircea_popescu: kanzure yeah i was being "ironic". i know what you mean.
Duffer1: ya crumbs can be fairly entertaining
mircea_popescu: benkay hash while you sleep
mircea_popescu: even better, hash while you smoke.
kanzure: huh? you were being ironic about peta the fund and compared it to peta the org, but the org doesn't save animals
Vexual: ben10, you can get audio thru jaw
mircea_popescu: i was mocking the peta org, which pretends to be saving animals.
kanzure: i see i see
mircea_popescu: sometimes i get layered.
kanzure: saving them as much as the fund i guess
Duffer1: peta is amazing
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
Duffer1: they're really good at getting actresses topless
nubbins`: kanzure: +1
nubbins`: leel
Vexual: peta is one of those charities that only exists to provide work for themselves?
mircea_popescu: so earlier i was with some amazing chicks and i thought they were pretty good company.
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
Duffer1: i support topless actresses
mircea_popescu: Vexual they're at least in part fucking weirdos who oppose animal ownership out of some sort of fury mental issues.
Vexual: these minxes were dead when i got here
mircea_popescu: (warning : bunny gore)
kanzure: "warning: bunny gore" is assumed because irc
benkay: the entire american left doesn't get two fundamental things about how the world is structured: people are animals too, and all must be "husbanded" in the classic sense of the term.
Vexual: worth translating? any recipies?
mircea_popescu: Vexual i think most of trilema is worth google translating because of the sheer humor value of the results.
mircea_popescu: my english is fucking tense. my romanian is a lot tenser than that, and it throws it for an infinity of loops.
Vexual: lol no doubt
Vexual: i don't know if i can concentrate, now im thinking of rabbit for dinner
benkay: tense?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.355 = 2.485 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: it's a concept from text analysis, roughly equivalent to "the length in lines of the code that can parse this"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.35502009 = 1.7751 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: im under no pretense
benkay: crazy how closely the wordform looks like terse
pankkake: I've tried googletranslating some trilema article, not good results
pankkake: most of the English article already give a desire to TL;DR them
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.36142 = 0.7228 BTC [+]
Vexual: rabit or duck?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9200 @ 0.00086711 = 7.9774 BTC [-]
pankkake: articles*
pankkake: the best animal to eat would probably be a rabbit/duck hybrid
mircea_popescu: you gotta learn patience young obi.
pankkake: well, I'd probably enjoy Trilema as a book
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5050 @ 0.00086705 = 4.3786 BTC [-]
Vexual: is there a book?
mircea_popescu: printed trilema would be something like 5k pages.
Vexual: id probably sit down with a dictionary and have a crack
nubbins`: it'd have to be a serial
nubbins`: maybe start off with a few anthologies to catch up
Vexual: you can't just print your blog and flog it as a book can you?
nubbins`: people have done worse
benkay: the nsa won't let you
Vexual: you wont get a review in the new yorker
nubbins`: see, the problem is the comments
nubbins`: you'd want to keep them, but what if you publish in the middle of a conversation?
Vexual: unless your blog was the inspiration for sex in the city or somelike
Vexual: anyone been in an airport and picked up the mandela fortune?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Books are pretty much the 0.3 Stable version of Blogs. Graffiti was Blogging 0.2.x, Yelling in a field was blogging 0.0.x, yelling on street corner was blogging 0.1.x, etc
Vexual: im interested to know if shorting bitcoin got printed
mircea_popescu: nubbins` besides, suppose people start a convo later.
nubbins`: exactly
Vexual: yeah, im still on alpha 0.1
nubbins`: what are you gonna do, publish an addendum?
mircea_popescu: i've had articles published in 2011, large convo started in 2012
mircea_popescu: then again later etc.
mircea_popescu: i would guess this is why books are dead.
nubbins`: ah, they just go to bed at a more reasonable hour.
mircea_popescu: (speaking of which, http://trilema.com/2010/cartile-au-murit/ is a really great one)
benkay: the google translation farm just spun up
Vexual: lol
benkay: slowed irc down for a second
Vexual: mp loke putting his dick in googles ear
mircea_popescu: that i do.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.36142 = 0.7228 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20330 @ 0.00086705 = 17.6271 BTC [-]
Vexual: anything for peer review in a crypto journal re nsa dingle?
Vexual: good advertising
mircea_popescu: sure, who you got ?
Vexual: there must be some, ive no idea
mircea_popescu: well then in general sure.
Vexual: im sure you could spin some shit that would get accepted
Vexual: i think my local university may have a subscription to maths for idiots
Vexual: wait no, i think they have an engineering dept
Vexual: there might be some maths nerds with some sway at the library
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.36142 BTC [+]
Vexual: sneaking in an article without, how to make might be tricky, but mircea_popescue, so there
nubbins`: he's got you on a technicality there
mircea_popescu: who to the what nao ?
Vexual: dr mr popescue, thankyou for your submission, can you resubmit without the refrences to *insert random shit*
Vexual: dear journal of noone cares, *callous innuendo* no
Vexual: i lold
Vexual: not quite as much as when you casually injected the phrase "no homo" into a conversation with a disgruntled casino patron
Vexual: that fucked up a kayboard
pankkake: what about non peer-review scientific whatever?
pankkake: send free copies to some magazines or websites
mircea_popescu: so far assembly is a bitch, paying customers will get first ones.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10370 @ 0.00086833 = 9.0046 BTC [+] {4}
pankkake: DELAYS
benkay: ATOMS ARE HARD
asciilifeform: benkay: '...let's go shopping.'
Vexual: send some to https://pressfreedomfoundation.org/ freebies to here good
benkay: asciilifeform: sorry, not parsing.
BingoBoingo: The trendy thing Vexual is the subset of "Open Access Journals" that take their business model from spamblogs (not that all OA Journals do this)
ozbot: COMPANY NEWS: Mattel Says It Erred; Teen Talk Barbie Turns Silent on Math - New York Times
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10397 @ 0.00087061 = 9.0517 BTC [+]
kanzure: ThickAsThieves: may i pm?
mircea_popescu: would have been better if they replaced it with "special interest group studies are pointless"
mircea_popescu: bonus points if barbie airquoted "studies"
Vexual: lol
pankkake: is there a slutty barbie?
Vexual: skeletor head barbie, she gets pretty wild
BingoBoingo: Checking the comments it seems this BitBet ought to stay open until the scheduled resolution. http://bitbet.us/bet/479/alabama-will-win-the-ncaa-football-championship-in/
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo what's the rush anyway.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: None. I'm hoping for the plane crash!
BingoBoingo: Didn't hedge any on that one
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.1590023 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: o hey, check that out
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo is 90% safe to use.
BingoBoingo: I might have to work on that...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
asciilifeform: wtf is [PETE]? trades in cat skins?
pankkake: http://i.imgur.com/j8ikH4G.png cause bright red and that cross obviously means safe
BingoBoingo: pankkake: First result Google gives me is www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html
pankkake: well first result without stupid google autocorrect
asciilifeform: 'safe to use.' invites the question, use for what.
mircea_popescu: pankkake it's ux, you don't understand such things
mircea_popescu: because being on irc and other reasons.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo re the field tests : false positives are frequent. ask any obgyn, he'll confess about half the women that come on suspicion of being pregnant got a false positive pee test.
mircea_popescu: they're rare if you look from the other end, but if you look from the results end it's a different story.
mircea_popescu: it's not that the test is "faulty", it's that the people using it do not comprehend statistics.
pankkake: hehe. "UX" is like fedoras, the first sign of imposture
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Of course. Sometimes though a little spotting in the panties at an unexpected time was merely nature's way of aborting a mistake.
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2010/statistica-resurselor-umane/ < this goes into excruciating detail. i should probably translate it
ozbot: Statistica resurselor umane pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: but i'm a lazy ass.
BingoBoingo: Eh, I might make an effort at translating it. It's been a slow news week.
asciilifeform: that's straight out of undergrad statistics exam.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform or slavegirl's minimal mathbook as it were.
mircea_popescu: it's a rare police officer that understands it however.
asciilifeform: this ought to be an actual publication.
mircea_popescu: it should be required reading in 10th grade for an hour
mircea_popescu: it or something very much like it.
mircea_popescu: comprehension of those two pages would cut out a large chunk of fraud perpetrated currently, both in politics and commerce.
asciilifeform: can't even begin to imagine how much nonsense would vapour away if people understood basic maths.
asciilifeform: see poul anderson's 'brainwave.'
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thestringpuller: unionize MPOE
asciilifeform: here we go. ftp://www.eteka.info/10000/61edf0a0aa0f9d0de6730758d5ef2c98.pdf
mircea_popescu: very much especially basic statistics tho
mircea_popescu: because it's so counterintuitive in unexpected points.
mircea_popescu: even otherwise "good" "scientists" with years of experience fuck up like children]
Vexual: thats why i dont interview
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mircea_popescu: take the most egregious, lowest hanging example : 9x% of all psychology studies are done on psych undergrads.
mircea_popescu: how can that be science then ?
mircea_popescu: what if nuclear physics was limited to nuclear physicists ?
mircea_popescu: "today we're putting joe in the fog chamber and throwing janet at him.
mircea_popescu: boy i hope we discover higgs' bruise!"
asciilifeform: funnily, they've almost pulled this off: 'string theory'
Vexual: its like god, if you need it you keep it, if you dont you dont
mircea_popescu: lol string theory
mircea_popescu: good one
Vexual: ameobic pattern learning becomes stats to explain why the former is wrong
pankkake: after all quantum physics is about their cats…
Vexual: im calling peta
pankkake: why do you think peta would mine?
mircea_popescu: peta digs cats see ?
pankkake: there was a pun inside
Vexual: now theres an unemployed spider who used to work for webcrawler
BingoBoingo: Maybe instead of lining with Mink furs, line with cat furs?
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mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo wow, actually you have most of your work done for you
ozbot: - Joel on Software
mircea_popescu: i had fogotten joel wrote it up
pankkake: funny thing is, to get that 1% recruiters look for already employed devs
Vexual: if i want a job, i arrive and start working, negotiate the rate after
mircea_popescu: Vexual and if you get horny you arrive and start pumping ?
Vexual: i dont interview well but im goot at stuff
pankkake: good companies should have sexy secretaries to relieve stress
pankkake: sadly this is likely forbidden
Vexual: yeah mircea_popescue, it's kinda my way
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Shh... Some of Joel's other writings are going to be relevant to a post I'll have sometime in the next year.
BingoBoingo: Not that post, but some others.
Vexual: ill leave if asked, but the usual response is? where did you come from?
pankkake: so basically your blog is quoting trilema and spolsky. any actual content coming? :)
mircea_popescu: quoting is scholarship.
BingoBoingo: pankkake: I quote other things as well.
nubbins`: "quoting is scholarship." -mp
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pankkake: hope so cause I read all of joel over and over
mircea_popescu: joel is pretty good.
pankkake: eh… well if all the "managers" read him the world would be a better place by far
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Vexual: whois the_dean
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Useful content takes time to write. So far the best example I have is the RealSolid/McxNow post where I dig through forums threads long considered dead. Actual original synthesis which quotes nothing while still being informative is rare, ThoughtCatalog reportedly is a dumping ground for essays that pretend to do that though.
pankkake: I should blog again. I read somewhere that blogging is a muscle
pankkake: I've had looooong inactivity periods and some bursts
pankkake: perhaps blogging would be better than forum threads
Duffer1: BB link
Duffer1: i'd like to read that
benkay: i like writing but i dislike blogging.
Vexual: yeah its called a website, not a blog
BingoBoingo: pankkake: It couldn't hurt. I mean the more you've blogged the more you can link and stop repeating yourself.
Vexual: im happy thinking that the coiner of blog is a sad sack now
pankkake: I've been doing a lot of "you should have invested in PIF"
Vexual: fuckin with my venacular motherfucker
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Vexual: that means something different in nyc pankakke
BingoBoingo: Maybe pankkake Write the long form prospectus for PIF on the blog. It seems at the moment though you are leaving out some small things you could do to make PIF even safer.
mircea_popescu: pif le chien d'aportement
pankkake: ;;ud PIF
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ozbot: Urban Dictionary: pif
pankkake: PIF the communist dog
Vexual: uptown haze
mircea_popescu: just socialist.
pankkake: well it was from the French Communist Party
Vexual: yeah its cubanm
mircea_popescu: i guess l'humanite etc
mircea_popescu: in fairness it was a lot tamer than most of the bs presented as centrist today.
mircea_popescu: fun fact : i think i still have somewhere ~50 inches of full edition pifs, from about 65 to about 78
mircea_popescu: in year bindings,
pankkake: pif gadget, at least before their reissuance, wasn't really preachy
Vexual: u got a passport pankakke?
Vexual: wanna go cuba?
pankkake: nope
pankkake: those editions should be worth a lot
BingoBoingo: Passports are a liability. Better to be an undocumented native whereever you get discovered.
pankkake: I don't think my spanish would be credible
Vexual: im hoping english floats
Vexual: just learn sorry my friend is drunk we need a taxi
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