BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Graduate students might move there, I hear they lack self respect...
nubbins`: masochists can still have self respect
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Real masochists are probably the minimum required to be people. Of course they have self respect.
Vexual: give me the general sector, ive got butterflies that make daenerys targaryen and her dragons look like a downs syndrome eating sand
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: A good masochist is at the least going to have a solid sense of who to submit to.
nubbins`: whereas your average grad student doesn't even get that much
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Nope, the average grad student must submit to whoever they are stuck with.
Vexual: i made some laser patents for my uni when i was there
Vexual: they never even degreed me
Vexual: cunts
nubbins`: if i'd known better, i wouldn't have gone to university
Vexual: same here
Vexual: took 4 years to work that out
nubbins`: 6!
nubbins`: for me
Vexual: the hecs debt taught me enough about tax minimisation to make it worthwhile
nubbins`: heh. my debt drove me halfway across the globe
Vexual: thats a good thing?
nubbins`: in retrospect, yes
Vexual: its just life, its what you get
nubbins`: agreed
nubbins`: although it's nice to now have a much bigger say in what i get
mircea_popescu: nubbins` lolwut ? he never came.
mircea_popescu: i just paid her more. a lot more.
nubbins`: ah, i was making a mcaffee joke
nubbins`: that's how he sez he slipped past the cops
mircea_popescu: i must have been missing out on something with this mcafee stuff
Vexual: mcafee i9s my hero
nubbins`: it was priceless.
nubbins`: 3 or 4 essays in, the news sites started getting the feeling that the guy was completely unhinged
BingoBoingo: I wonder how long it will take for McAffee to become a regular here if he doesn't relapse into the bath salts.
nubbins`: haha
nubbins`: he probably frequents -otc
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Still, could be worse he could frequent -dev
Vexual: he only had bathsalts coz he was in belieze
Vexual: im sure hes back on the peruvian flake now
nubbins`: what a freak
Vexual: bold video tho
nubbins`: brassy as a doorknob!
Vexual: like i said when burnside shut down, that cat knows how to belieze
nubbins`: one more session for me before bed
nubbins`: have to put together a proof of a book tomorrow
BingoBoingo: Vexual: There's were no problems with Belize in that situation though. All of the problems were with Burnside.
Vexual: yes, but he could have moved to belieze and got a lab in his shed if he wanted with the coin that site was making
nubbins`: think of the boxes under which he could hide!
Vexual: why anyone would want to stay in america with internet income is beyond me
nubbins`: now that's just silly
Vexual: i mean think about it, your friends and relatives are american! whats the point
Vexual: maybe only 98% or world popuation get it
Vexual: theres a whole fantastic world out there
ozbot: Take The Money And Run - The Steve Miller Band (Lyrics + HQ) - YouTube
nubbins`: this may come as a surprise, but most people have no particular interest in leaving the place they were born and raised in
Vexual: now fuck off dubs its one wideo
Vexual: not me, i get itchy feet
nubbins`: well, we're in the minority
Vexual: you too?
nubbins`: big world, lots to see
Vexual: we really live in the best time ever
nubbins`: eh, who's to say
mircea_popescu: i liked some of the previous best times ever better.
Vexual: i can be anywhere on earthg tommorrow for fuck all money
Vexual: and bitcoin
Vexual: depends how hard one loses
nubbins`: do they sob, or just become angry?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.6 = 3 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: i see everything as a win, but im unstable
mircea_popescu: so you fuck a girl in the small hole. next morning, ask her how she feels. "sore, it's nice."
mircea_popescu: true story.
mircea_popescu: i don't think sore losers are as much a problem as stupid losers are.
Vexual: thats a sore winner
Vexual: another sign of the beautiful times, the sexual revolution has already happened
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, I mean sore losers can learn. Stupid losers can't. The point of having lost is losing hurts. The sore loser wants to win because being sore sucks. Missing the championship sucks. The stupid loser just thinks they forgot to bring the right totems of luck or some shit.
Vexual: now if you want your back door slammed so hard it hurts, its your perrogative
mircea_popescu: something like that
Vexual: i cant even get vanned coz ive got a van sized hole and a big fuckin excavator
BingoBoingo: So... I though I read this earlier, but is smidge Usagi?
BingoBoingo: I mean no offense if smidge isn't. I mean Usagi is one of the dirtiest words in BTC.
Vexual: smidge is smidge
Vexual: he goes to work and buys up or down
chsados: so whats the effin deal with labcoin.... if they are scamming why am i still getting divs lol
mircea_popescu: someone said so, i said i didn't believe so,
mircea_popescu: x is usagi is sort of a running joke here
mircea_popescu: chsados how much did you get ?
chsados: lemme check
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.00548999 = 0.1098 BTC [+]
nubbins`: 52 satoshi per share
chsados: Asset: LABCOIN
chsados: Shares: 179
chsados: Paid: 0.00018934 BTC
chsados: Transaction ID: D 2596 179 0.89395100 1380905340
nubbins`: or something
mircea_popescu: http://i3.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article2170700.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Eric-Eoin-Marques90238109-2170700.jpg
mircea_popescu: is it just me or does this look distinctly medieval ?
Vexual: yes medieval, the masonry is very wonky
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Ah. mircea_popescu Give dude cop a skirt and it looks purely bronze age
Vexual: i souyld have used a semicolon there
Vexual: dang i love those
chsados: a dude or a woman - you decide (its pat!) http://www.youtube.com/attribution_link?a=9F_EDi-Yi4la8Iz18RQiKw&u=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dha7smLPz2GY%26feature%3Dshare
Vexual: woman
Vexual: melanesian extraction
Vexual: she'll send you swimming bra
Vexual: thats fuckedhhap
Vexual: is it woody allen?
ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
Vexual: scotland yard will scotland yard
ozbot: Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa "French Inhale" - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3400 @ 0.00082731 = 2.8129 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: barry!
Vexual: hold it till you sold it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 10000 @ 0.00015 = 1.5 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 13005 @ 0.000139 = 1.8077 BTC [-] {3}
nubbins`: ok time to sleep
Vexual: ciao bella
ozbot: Happy Mondays - Step On - YouTube
Vexual: so do i get some mp fat sebs to watch my back when i setp off in bucharest or wot?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4000 @ 0.00082273 = 3.2909 BTC [-]
Vexual: romania aint no joke im told?
Vexual: mircea will you join me on that back sea marina making friends with drink?
mircea_popescu: meh, i hate the east side.
Vexual: med?
mircea_popescu: Vexual http://trilema.com/2011/se-poate-fuma-o-tigara/ there, that's for you.
Vexual: well if you feel comfortable at home, and seek adventure, you could always visit the barossa valley
Vexual: miniature beef and ecellent spakling white
Vexual: the vines are as old as our country and the waitresses are too far from home to drive
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 833 @ 0.00118999 = 0.9913 BTC [-]
Vexual: and a three piece suit is derigeur if you pay for the full degustation
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 950 @ 0.0011899 = 1.1304 BTC [-]
Vexual: those crazy arabs can keep all the virgins, ill take the sluts
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 193 @ 0.00118899 = 0.2295 BTC [-]
Vexual: and when you're returning from"the barossa" the breathaliser is always broken
mircea_popescu: hey, this came out pretty good.
mircea_popescu: write it down.
pankkake: I'll take the virgins and make them sluts
Vexual: yeah but in the afterlife that gets boring
Vexual: ill bet mp dont train every noob he gets
ozbot: Paul Simon - The Afterlife - YouTube
ozbot: Hit the road Jack - YouTube
Vexual: girls know it too
pankkake: .d
ozbot: 267731249.48242 | Next Diff in 1899 blocks | Estimated Change: 13.3172% in 11d 10h 1m 18s
pankkake: ;;estimate
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 303728842.509 based on data since last change | 341902384.289 based on data for last three days
Vexual: general trend is that difficulty is on the rise
pankkake: oh really
Vexual: check again
Vexual: what that means is some of us are getting range ropvers for xmas
Vexual: or a crappy pergeot if you prefer
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.0054 = 0.216 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: do you live in paris pankkake?
Vexual: because a purgeot will kill less pedestrians on your way home from getting drunk
Vexual: they make them like that so people just bounce off
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 190 @ 0.00539999 = 1.026 BTC [-] {2}
pankkake: yes I'm in paris
pankkake: purgeot?
pankkake: peugeot maybe
Vexual: beautiful city
Vexual: pugot
Vexual: sassy girls and sassier bums
pankkake: indeed
Vexual: now im imagining a polynesian woodey allen instead of a parisian waitress
Vexual: damn that guy
Vexual: crazy horse paris must be the best burlesque on earth
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 4 @ 0.3611014 = 1.4444 BTC [-]
Vexual: protip,: get the best champagne and the chionese get told its full
Vexual: and they sit you next to a texan oil widow
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 28 @ 0.00541601 = 0.1516 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: worse wyas to lose 100 euro, i can think of a few
Vexual: *1000
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.0057599 = 0.144 BTC [+]
Vexual: doest all thine brut cruvee come from france micrce?
Vexual: i should like toi freight you a bottle or two of aussie chapers
Vexual: *champers
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.0054 = 0.1782 BTC [-] {2}
virtuals: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 151.51199, Best ask: 152.99859, Bid-ask spread: 1.48660, Last trade: 152.99865, 24 hour volume: 36781.17277943, 24 hour low: 144.20004, 24 hour high: 163.00000, 24 hour vwap: 154.21132
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5900 @ 0.00082768 = 4.8833 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 17 @ 0.0069 = 0.1173 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3986 @ 0.00082388 = 3.284 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2250 @ 0.00082386 = 1.8537 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 1000000 @ 0.0001 = 100 BTC
jurov: lol vexual
ozbot: Straya Day - YouTube
bitguy101: hey all !
bitguy101: Satoshi Poker just went public, thinking about buying a few shares.
pankkake: and you are?
bitguy101: lurker
pankkake: and I'm the queen of England
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3500 @ 0.00082383 = 2.8834 BTC [-] {2}
ColdHardMetal: whoever runs bitcoin-assets.com might want to consider taking off that BTCTC banner thing on the right side.
gecko_x2: hey
gecko_x2: anyone know what labcoin shareholders should do yet?
gecko_x2: in regards to btct?
pankkake: labcoin shareholders should kill themselves
pankkake: make the world a better place
bitguy101: pankkake you sound like 1 big troll
pankkake: at least I'm not a scammer
bitguy101: meh talking about new investments = scamming in panktrolls book get a life
bitesak: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 155.87564, Best ask: 155.99996, Bid-ask spread: 0.12432, Last trade: 155.99996, 24 hour volume: 34423.15201674, 24 hour low: 144.20004, 24 hour high: 162.97989, 24 hour vwap: 153.54552
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 77 @ 0.00483075 = 0.372 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 52 @ 0.00575983 = 0.2995 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.36100009 = 0.722 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 68 @ 0.0069 = 0.4692 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.59 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 133 @ 0.00575983 = 0.7661 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 78 @ 0.00699999 = 0.546 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.00576 = 0.144 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 59 @ 0.0624 = 3.6816 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 42 @ 0.0058 = 0.2436 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.56850007 = 1.137 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3450 @ 0.00082537 = 2.8475 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.56200005 = 1.124 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 419 @ 0.00575983 = 2.4134 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10700 @ 0.00082299 = 8.806 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2238 @ 0.00082238 = 1.8405 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3629 @ 0.00082088 = 2.979 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 73 @ 0.00515005 = 0.376 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 312 @ 0.001199 = 0.3741 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 381 @ 0.00277874 = 1.0587 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 550 @ 0.0008187 = 0.4503 BTC [-]
KRS1: git out me country, puff
pankkake: http://www.standard.co.uk/business/business-news/ubisoft-slumps-after-games-delay-forces-profit-warning-8883371.html −20% on a 1.4B market cap thingy
ozbot: Ubisoft slumps after games delay forces profit warning - Business News - Business - London Evening
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.69348300 BTC to 1`386`966 shares, 50 satoshi per share
jurov: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1olur1/developer_rant_bitcoin_entrepreneurs_are_getting/
ozbot: Developer Rant: Bitcoin "entrepreneurs" are getting out of hand. Reality = Them : Bitcoin
jurov: ".../comments/1olur1/..." hahahaha
jurov: "Writing code is 10 mins hacking and 10 years experience." even ganjix chiming in
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] [PAID] 14.15236527 BTC to 369`417 shares, 3831 satoshi per share
pankkake: this reminds me of web entrepreneurs, not especially bitcoin
pankkake: though the web entrepreneurs seem to have learned
jurov: one just can't learn that, latest after freelancing on 2-3 projects
jurov: *one just can't NOT learn that
pankkake: indeed
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2450 @ 0.0008187 = 2.0058 BTC [-]
pankkake: http://web.archive.org/web/20110716202211/http://teddziuba.com/2011/07/the-craigslist-reverse-programmer-troll.html
ozbot: The Craigslist Reverse Programmer Troll
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] [PAID] 17.05967706 BTC to 369`417 shares, 4618 satoshi per share
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5200 @ 0.00081832 = 4.2553 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.0052 = 0.104 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1000 @ 0.00081519 = 0.8152 BTC [-]
nubbins`: hi
pankkake: "Given the sheer amount of false informations posted in the original IPO discussion we are forced to self moderate this thread. " lolcoin, never disappointing
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1471 @ 0.00081868 = 1.2043 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: forced!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3250 @ 0.0008227 = 2.6738 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 40 @ 0.00699999 = 0.28 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4479 @ 0.00082074 = 3.6761 BTC [-]
nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/trixie-a-fixture-in-downtown-st-john-s-passes-away-1.2100650
ozbot: Iconic character in downtown St. John's passes away - Newfoundland & Labrador - CBC News
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 55 @ 0.00521509 = 0.2868 BTC [-] {3}
ThickerThanThiev: paid
mircea_popescu: they need to make the nicks longer for you man
nubbins`: hahaha there's a remembrance page for trixie, it's priceless
nubbins`: "she threw hot coffee on me once and called me a cunt"
nubbins`: "she was on Duckworth Street politely asking people "Have ya got a quarter? Have ya got a quarter?" Then some guy walks by and it's "You tell your cocksuckin whore of a wife ta stop reading my goddamn mail, all RIGHT? It's an offence!", then without a beat she's back to the gentle "Have ya got a quarter?""
nubbins`: lel
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.63559999 = 3.178 BTC [+] {3}
nubbins`: ok, last one
nubbins`: "the first time I ever heard her speak was one time when I was waiting for the bus on Water Street. She was standing in a shop doorway a few doors down and she looked right at me and yelled "I'll cut your cock off!""
ozbot: Zhou Tonged - End of Silk Road - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 100 @ 0.00699999 = 0.7 BTC [+]
AndrewJackson: And we'll all get zhou Tonged together!
mircea_popescu: This is coming From Salmon Andy, the immediate past credit manager of SNS Bank in
mircea_popescu: the Netherlands. There is a serious proposal about a bonded Account in SNS Bank i
mircea_popescu: would require you give Urgent Attention to.
mircea_popescu: scammor today. capitalises attention, doesn't capitalise ist person pronoun.
pankkake: indeed scammers have weird capitalizations
pankkake: I don't know why
nubbins`: Salmon Andy!
mircea_popescu: one thing that'd be pretty cool, would be for someone in a physch dept somewhere with a good handle of awk
mircea_popescu: to go through terrabytes of spam and mark the patters, make a study
TomServo: mircea_popescu: Will you at some point elaborate on the claim that states are mining?
nubbins`: "Hamburger Bill here, send your funds to xyz"
mircea_popescu: TomServo 50 years ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 500 @ 0.00081555 = 0.4078 BTC [-]
pankkake: I've seen ways to guess gender from writing style
TomServo: Aww.
mircea_popescu: ok ok. i promise it be less than 50 years.
mircea_popescu: that makes me better than most states.
TomServo: Hah
TomServo: You said you've seen evidence though?
mircea_popescu: yeah, there's evidence alright.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` you around ?
nubbins`: yep
mircea_popescu: kiss your wife dood.
nubbins`: too late, she just headed out on her bike
nubbins`: when she gets back?
mircea_popescu: hehe. works for me.
nubbins`: heraldry look OK?
mircea_popescu: quite.
nubbins`: great! i'm especially fond of the cow skull trim
nubbins`: she wanted to add more cocks, but felt it would be a bit trite
mircea_popescu: ppl are struggling to get the autoupdater to work, it's currently a complete mess, gdm scrolling everywhere and so on
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 916 @ 0.00119995 = 1.0992 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: pretty gloomy atmosphere and i'm suddenly shrieking with glee
mircea_popescu: everyone's "o wow that looks cool. second pause. oh shit you're going to want that implemented now won't you."
nubbins`: heh!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 8091 @ 0.00121102 = 9.7984 BTC [+] {14}
nubbins`: you can also use the original boar that we submitted, of course, so that's a total of 7 supports
mircea_popescu: if i was going to make a bitch, is that all 6 shields are in the same exact shape
mircea_popescu: but that can wait a year.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1300 @ 0.00122624 = 1.5941 BTC [+] {3}
nubbins`: yeah, she had a bit of tendonitis from work that slowed her down a lot at the end. would have liked to do a variety of shapes
mircea_popescu: and a porny one or two might work, given that people get to choose for themselves.
mircea_popescu: we see.
nubbins`: well, we *have* produced some fairly obscene artwork in the past, so ya know. everything's possible
mircea_popescu: link ?
nubbins`: one sec
nubbins`: etc
mircea_popescu: ha, those cocks look sketchy.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1897 @ 0.00122628 = 2.3263 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: anyway. cool deal.
nubbins`: that one's a bit hard to read
nubbins`: yeah! i'm back and forth all day, we can deal with business whenever you've got the time
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00574999 = 0.1897 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.00575 = 0.2013 BTC [+]
Ogedei: anyone got friedcats email?
Ogedei: for share transfers
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00578985 = 0.579 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 80 @ 0.00578993 = 0.4632 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 60 @ 0.00579 = 0.3474 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1600 @ 0.00081637 = 1.3062 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.635 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3845 @ 0.0008106 = 3.1168 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 1056 @ 0.00498718 = 5.2665 BTC [-] {29}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 15 @ 0.3611014 = 5.4165 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1700 @ 0.0008106 = 1.378 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6 BTC [-]
ozbot: Barbarians at the Gateways - ACM Queue
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.59000001 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 105 @ 0.00519999 = 0.546 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1300 @ 0.00081403 = 1.0582 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/10/17/free_cocaine_giveaway_from_russian_search_engine_yandex/
pankkake: do they accept bitcoins like Baidu? that would be full circle
mircea_popescu: nubbins` http://trilema.com/2013/eulora-october-update/ there's your ssw. #3!
ThickAsThieves: dangit i lost my cookie again
mircea_popescu: yandes is giving free cooke
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1950 @ 0.0008106 = 1.5807 BTC [-]
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: great!
KRS-1: free coke?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 28 @ 0.00519959 = 0.1456 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.00519959 = 0.13 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5300 @ 0.00081438 = 4.3162 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.00519959 = 0.104 BTC [-]
ozbot: Opening a Combo lock with a Shim - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1450 @ 0.00081473 = 1.1814 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i vaguely recall this method being described in 'Phrack' in the '90s.
mircea_popescu: "all you people are good for is smoking crack and shimmying locks!"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.00082195 = 3.781 BTC [+] {3}
deadweasel: that shim trick is great, wish I'd known it back in school.
mircea_popescu: gotta go out with more shimmies when you're in school if you want to know shimmy tricks
KRS-1: micrea popescu: I was looking through the logs on what you were saying about gpg encryption with regard to time/date can you recall that
mircea_popescu: that it's not reliable ?
KRS-1: right
KRS-1: cant search the logs by text was wondering what day that was
mircea_popescu: i said that in a trilema comment most recently.
mircea_popescu: lemme see.
nubbins`: lel, shimmies
ozbot: Ol' Dirty Bastard Yo MTV Drunken Freestyle - YouTube
mircea_popescu: KRS-1 ". The timing implicit in gpg signatures is documentedly unreliable - to the degree the mainainer insists it shouldnt be used." http://trilema.com/2013/snsa-first-product-the-cardano/#comment-95494
mircea_popescu: 10th.
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KRS-1: awesome..thanks.
KRS-1: I needed to read this again and i'm passing it on to a colleague.
mircea_popescu: you can trivially verify it yourself, set your system clock to your birthday and see what happens.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 100 @ 0.00699 = 0.699 BTC [-]
jcpham: HOORAY I WON
jcpham: it's my birthday!
jcpham: ty o kind wise computer clock
mircea_popescu: lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 889 @ 0.00118925 = 1.0572 BTC [-] {7}
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 109 @ 0.00539 = 0.5875 BTC [+]
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1319 @ 0.00082133 = 1.0833 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 981 @ 0.0008227 = 0.8071 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.12865 = 0.2573 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: http://www.aljazeera.com/news/americas/2013/10/us-government-partial-shutdown-ends-201310162387774904.html#comment-1085737119
ozbot: US Congress votes to end government shutdown - Americas - Al Jazeera English
mircea_popescu: emergent bitcoinism among the innocent.
ThickAsThieves: silliness
ThickAsThieves: a couple times a year we are saved from the brink of total disaster!
KRS-1: hey that song Tom Ford is okay I guess..I take back almost everything I said about Jay Z. Almost.
ThickAsThieves: lol
ThickAsThieves: there are better songs of his than that
KRS-1: heard a remix of it the other night that was even better than his
ThickAsThieves: heh, that's my main issue with the song, the beat is so-so
KRS-1: ya my fav is HIZZO and Girls and the one he did with UGK Big Pimpin (old one)
KRS-1: thats bout it,..oh and he killed it with 99 Problemz
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1498 @ 0.0008227 = 1.2324 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: i wonder if there will be a market one day for "clean" coins
ThickAsThieves: and thats what makes mining the shizz
mircea_popescu: there already was such a market, back when pirate was the rage.
mircea_popescu: it's been kept alive since by various doods wishing to pose as miners
ThickAsThieves: so in 5 years clean coins will demand a premium price
ThickAsThieves: or they do already?
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asciilifeform: ThickAsThieves: wait till somebody picks up 'shitcoin.'
nubbins`: ooh
nubbins`: shitfunder, shitpay, etc
asciilifeform: nubbins`: shitcoin was a crackpot proposal of mine (http://www.loper-os.org/?p=988).
mircea_popescu: ;;google kurniawan
gribble: Rudy Kurniawan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudy_Kurniawan>; Why Rudy Kurniawan Was Arrested for Wine Fraud -- New York ...: <http://nymag.com/news/features/rudy-kurniawan-wine-fraud-2012-5/>; Will Rudy Kurniawan Find a New Lawyer? - Wine Spectator: <http://www.winespectator.com/webfeature/show/id/48675>
nubbins`: heh!
nubbins`: wine is the new coffee
mircea_popescu: i wonder how long for the first fakewine ipo.
nubbins`: ;;rate mircea_popescu +2 patron of the arts
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 2 for user mircea_popescu has been recorded.
nubbins`: ^ you can put that on your CV, you know
mircea_popescu: haha cool.
KRS-1: 0+2 must be...2
KRS-1: didnt you have like a -99 rating lol
nubbins`: "I've never traded with him, but he has behaved immaturely, and abused WOT ratings by -10 rating me for simply enforcing the #bitcoin-otc rules"
nubbins`: lel
mircea_popescu: aww teh butthurt.
ThickAsThieves: enforcing gets no respect these days
mircea_popescu: KRS-1 who ?
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nubbins`: i assumed he was talking to you
nubbins`: asciilifeform: these shitcoins sound great
mircea_popescu: i bitchslap people occasionally, but other than that dunno.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 5 @ 0.36000003 = 1.8 BTC [-]
nubbins`: should be interesting to see how virtex debit cards work out
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3600 @ 0.00082077 = 2.9548 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2013-10-17/nsa-revelations-kill-ibm-hardware-sales-china
ozbot: NSA Revelations Kill IBM Hardware Sales in China | Zero Hedge
lewicki: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1onrbd/china_banking_regulatory_commission_no_plans_to/
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the linux part in there is lulzy. lamers just don't get that by their showing up at a cool party they don't become cool
mircea_popescu: the party just becomes lame.
asciilifeform: these particular lamers have been at the party for a rather long time.
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asciilifeform: standing in the corner, mumbling something, etc
mircea_popescu: this is true. kinda why the party is at best so-so for a while now.
ozbot: IBM and Ubuntu | Ubuntu
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 34 @ 0.0054 = 0.1836 BTC [+]
dub: heh
dub: chinese wont buy american hardware
dub: americans wont buy chinese
dub: of course pointing out that china's on the downward leg of a pump n dump anyway would detract from the sensationalism
mircea_popescu: dub it was on the same downward leg last quarter, too.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 464 @ 0.00121998 = 0.5661 BTC [+] {2}
dub: its good too see IBM having negative growth pretty much since I jumped ship though, happy to take credit
dub: clearly took a hit on the baller index
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 414 @ 0.00117572 = 0.4867 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: lol
KRS-1: +1 for Romania..awesome I want one: http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/romania-answer-hummer-prepares-end-world-204815032.html
mircea_popescu: cool
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 70000 @ 0.0001 = 7 BTC
ThickAsThieves: will S.NSA make a spy ring?
ThickAsThieves: decoder ring
mircea_popescu: maybe as a cockring
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 5000 @ 0.0001 = 0.5 BTC
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 600 @ 0.00082033 = 0.4922 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 8 @ 0.36000003 = 2.88 BTC [-]
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Duffer1: bitcoinflush what an astonishingly appropriate name..
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BingoBoingo: Duffer1: I imagine there have been few more appropriate names in bitcoindom aside from maybe rapeghost, but even then...
benkay: dear mircea can you please give me a bit of background on what you mean by future automatic lifting of the US debt ceiling?
BingoBoingo: benkay: I think he probably means automatic in that Obummer has broken the spirit and power of the Congress, but it would probably be better to hear from his mouth.
BingoBoingo: I personally feel the US is simply a failed state. America is basically Somalia only there is but one armed gang running the show at the moment.
benkay: killer feels bro
BingoBoingo: I await the emperor's abandonment of black suits for some Kenneth Cole swag dyed in tyrian purple.
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mike_c: somalia gdp: $6 billion US gdp: $16,000 billion
mike_c: "basically" the same
dub: somalia military spend : $0 US: $16,000
mike_c: hehe
dub: b
mike_c: no, $8b on military, $8b on debt service
mike_c: er, 8,000. whatever.
mike_c: horse is DEAD.
dub: liked one Completly Believable Infographic I saw about the shutdown
dub: somethign like cost of shutdown $24b, cost of free tertiary education $12b
dub: of course, like doctering amercians would probably rather die than be educated for free
mike_c: ? we are educated for free.
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mike_c: except college. which costs everything you have plus 10.
dub: tertiary means college
mike_c: oh
BingoBoingo: Well, to be fair I seem to have received what seems a novel variant on the classic Nigerian Price scam. We'll see if they respond with photos: http://bitbin.it/fLFxpTl6
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ozbot: The Tea Party As A Religion « The Dish
dub: good read
dub: helps us non'merifags undertand teh insanity
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 14 @ 0.0625 = 0.875 BTC [+]
dub: tl;dr political conservatism is a religion and like all religions, only stupid people subscribe to it
dub: GOP and the muslim brotherhood are exactly the same thing
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dub: I may have the chicken before the egg there
dub: like all religions, it only survives because there are so many stupid people
BingoBoingo: dub: Problem is it is a specific denomination. Like Lutherans, versus Methodists, versus Catholics. None of these groups care about broad goals. They just want their team to win.
dub: http://yro.slashdot.org/story/13/10/17/2310210/why-bitcoin-boomed-during-the-government-shutdown?utm_source=slashdot&utm_medium=twitter
ozbot: Why Bitcoin Boomed During the Government Shutdown - Slashdot
KRS1: http://m.v3.co.uk/v3-uk/opinion/2298633/why-bitcoins-are-the-new-black-in-cybercrime?goback=%2Egde_1707547_member_5796257714824822785#%21
assbot: 123!
ozbot: Why Bitcoins are the new black in cybercrime - V3 mobile
BingoBoingo: Bitcoin seems to have really butthurt so called "momentum traders" who tried to short it after the end of the shutdown.
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nubbins`: what a night. tenants called to say water was leaking through the downstairs ceiling. $600 and about 300 gallons of water later….
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altoz: ;; help
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altoz: !facts
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Sounds like a pain.
nubbins`: water shutoff valve was fucked so we called some city workers out to shut off the water from the street
nubbins`: after about an hour they concluded that the city's shutoff was buried in concrete when an addition was put on the house some years ago
altoz: ;;bids 0
gribble: There are currently 22242162 bitcoins demanded at or over 0.0 USD, worth 13669553.4891 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0105 seconds
altoz: ;;asks 999999
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nubbins`: first plumber on-call couldn't be bothered to stop watching the hockey game, i guess, because he suggested "just tell the tenants to wait until tomorrow"
nubbins`: anyway, 5.5 hours later, all that's left is to patch up some drywall tomorrow
nubbins`: exhausting evening tho
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BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Sounds like it. Then again depending on where you are hockey might matter more than the constant heartbreak it is here.
BingoBoingo: TheSeven: How goes the LabCoin move to CryptoStocks or have you bailed too?
nubbins`: ehh, we have an AHL team but i can't be bothered for the most part
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 50 @ 0.0069999 = 0.35 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Honestly I'd rather the local NHL team move to the KHL. More interesting gameplay there.
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 99 @ 0.001217 = 0.1205 BTC [+]
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