Duffer1: i'll try to find it
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [AM1] 1 @ 1.6002 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 3 @ 1.798 = 5.394 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    Duffer1: bitcointalk so slow for me atm
    
    matuszed: same
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.809 BTC [+] 
    
    
    
    ozbot: [LABCOIN] IPO [BTCT.CO] - Details/FAQ and Discussion (ASIC dev/sales/mining)
    
    ThickAsThieves: that thread is posted in way too much
    
    matuszed: Its amazing how much can be written and so little said
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    matuszed: haha
    
    MilkyLep: Big bubble ?  :p
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 42 @ 0.002505 = 0.1052 BTC [+] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: could probly end world hunger with the wasted effort in that forum
    
    mircea_popescu: if anyone ever ends world hunger i'll be a sad panda.
    
    MilkyLep: internet*
    
    ThickAsThieves: but a well-fed panda at least
    
    mircea_popescu: yeah, right, because im totally starving right now.
    
    mircea_popescu: anyway, if some schmuck ends world hunger i will have a starving slave in my basement at all time. the girls can rotate fasting weekly or w/e.
    
    ThickAsThieves: whoever heard of a skinny Santa?!
    
    ThickAsThieves: just have Bill Gates shot that should cover your lifetime of risk
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 50 @ 0.0168 = 0.84 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: http://72.10.171.98/resources/ecommerce/images/products/966/710/img710966/product-enlarged.jpg
    
    mircea_popescu: she's reasonably skinny.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 22 @ 0.01664 = 0.3661 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S] [S.MPOE] 2152 @ 0.00091356 = 1.966 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 1379 @ 0.00250484 = 3.4542 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    mircea_popescu: https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-2xgOW7LUElI/UirijXfIYuI/AAAAAAAAi8A/tCGK89EOjR8/%23vuc+-+freenode+Web+IRC.png
    
    mircea_popescu: posting this here to have for later in case noobs.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 47 @ 0.01662 = 0.7811 BTC [-] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: but where do o see pm's?
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: same as chans
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.809 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 25 @ 0.016518 = 0.413 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LTC-ATF.B2] 105 @ 0.01098285 = 1.1532 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 21 @ 1.80971428 = 38.004 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 18 @ 0.01652 = 0.2974 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [CIPHERMINE-PT] 3 @ 0.056 = 0.168 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [CIPHERMINE-PT] 9 @ 0.05788888 = 0.521 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 479 @ 0.00259289 = 1.242 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 161 @ 0.002599 = 0.4184 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S] [S.MPOE] 19899 @ 0.00091723 = 18.252 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.823 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [CIPHERMINE-PT] 2 @ 0.0629 = 0.1258 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 1800 @ 0.00271734 = 4.8912 BTC [+]  {6} 
    
    BingoBoingo: Anyone heard of Hashfast.com? Somone is pushing them hard on Coinchat, but when I ask them about delivery bets per http://trilema.com/2013/the-positive-market-effects-of-the-delivery-bet/ they get evasive
    
    nubbins`: has any company taken a delivery bet yet?
    
    BingoBoingo: nubbins`:  Haven't Bitfury and BFL done it?
    
    nubbins`: no idea
    
    pankkake: a bitfury guy bet IIRC
    
    pankkake: bfl promised to give to charity but they gave to a dubious one
    
    BingoBoingo: I mean BFL lost, Bitfury lost then won...
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.83 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S] [S.MPOE] 6244 @ 0.00091774 = 5.7304 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    BingoBoingo: BFL's idea of charity is like the USG's idea of peace...
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 850 @ 0.0027754 = 2.3591 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    Freebitcoinslist: BingoBoingo: You here
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 392 @ 0.002775 = 1.0878 BTC [-] 
    
    BingoBoingo: Yes Freebitcoinslist ask for questions people can use to ascertain the likelihood of Hashfast.com being a scam
    
    Freebitcoinslist: Well they are not a scam
    
    Freebitcoinslist: Does anyone knwo Connman the Creator of CGminer
    
    BingoBoingo: Freebitcoinslist: Then why don't ehy have a deliverybet?
    
    BingoBoingo: Freebitcoinslist: Also who the ever living fuck is Connman? Is he related to Usagi?
    
    Freebitcoinslist: Conman is Conkovalis the creator of the Mining program called CGminer
    
    Freebitcoinslist: and no no relation to Usagi
    
    pankkake: Con Kolivas
    
    BingoBoingo: Freebitcoinslist: Pretty sure, but not entirely sure that's not how that would be spelled, and of course no relation to Usagi. Usagi is merely incompetent. If Hashfast.com neglects a delivery bet that would be actively malicious
    
    Freebitcoinslist: yea that is it
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 2614 @ 0.00246311 = 6.4386 BTC [-]  {14} 
    
    xanto: Sup guys
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 16 @ 0.01655 = 0.2648 BTC [+] 
    
    BingoBoingo: Not much fontas/xanto Just pushing Freebitcoinslist and Hashfast.com for a motherfucking delivery bet
    
    pankkake: why not create the bet first, and ask to bet?
    
    xanto: Delivery bet? What's going on?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 3550 @ 0.00277596 = 9.8547 BTC [+]  {6} 
    
    Freebitcoinslist: One sec
    
    xanto: One sec passed.
    
    Freebitcoinslist: I wrote the questions on my new laptop and my older pc cant read the file cuz of the version of office
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 30656 @ 0.00284194 = 87.1225 BTC [+]  {26} 
    
    xanto: Why wouldn't you be able to do it on another version?
    
    BingoBoingo: pankkake: Because someone showed up in CoinChat, haven for the bit poor and aksed us for questions to present for a ASIC group, one Hashfast.com
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 18880 @ 0.00293937 = 55.4953 BTC [+]  {20} 
    
    BingoBoingo: I figured people here would be credible enough to explain the value to this group of making a delivery bet.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 22500 @ 0.00299804 = 67.4559 BTC [+]  {17} 
    
    xanto: TBH, hashfast.com could be easily set up in a few minutes. Just create some logos and 3D-model and you'll be fine.
    
    benkay: they have an ssl certificate
    
    benkay: ooooo
    
    benkay: golden nonce oh my lol
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 146 @ 0.00299977 = 0.438 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    xanto: benkay, so what? You pay $100 a month for an easy SSL certificate, no proofs what-so-ever on that it's real.
    
    benkay: you must be missing the sarcasm.
    
    BingoBoingo: benkay: I have about a hundred SSL certificates. Having a certificate for Google doesn't make you Google though. It is much the same as how killing Jesse James doesn't make you Jesse James.
    
    benkay: wow are you both a new breed of idiot?
    
    xanto: ^^
    
    xanto: benkay, I didn't understand your sarcasm, sorry.
    
    benkay: learn to touch type
    
    benkay: that way you can write while i ream you
    
    benkay: and not hit enter.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 100 @ 0.0025 = 0.25 BTC [-] 
    
    Freebitcoinslist: Damn Office 365
    
    benkay: why the hellfuck would a bitcoin-accepting company implement ssl anyways?
    
    benkay: and why are you jerkoffs using shitsicles like office?
    
    BingoBoingo: benkay: Because they don't know GPG?
    
    BingoBoingo: Freebitcoinslist: Do you really need moar than Gedit for anything?
    
    Diablo-D3: VIM WARGH
    
    benkay: Diablo-D3, demonstrating derps again
    
    benkay: it's emacs, bruddah.
    
    Diablo-D3: VIM FOREVAR!
    
    pankkake: unless you have less than 20 fingers
    
    Diablo-D3: I dont like using my toes on my new keyboard
    
    BingoBoingo: benkay: If I don't want an editor that can play MacroHard wy would I want one that plays pong?
    
    benkay: do the parens hurt your brian too?
    
    benkay: brain*
    
    benkay: da ha
    
    benkay: naw erlang's great if you can't wrap your head around lisp
    
    benkay: concurrency for hot-swappable programmers
    
    benkay: distributed derping
    
    BingoBoingo: Come on benkay All languages are equally teh suck unless you are targetting a specific platform that favors one over the other
    
    benkay: totes
    
    benkay: dev cycles ain't a thing
    
    benkay: capital barriers either
    
    benkay: lisp is the programming equivalent of capital barriers
    
    benkay: sure you can implement this in algol v 24
    
    Freebitcoinslist: 1.For those readers or listeners who are new to BTC community and mining experience, give us a little glimpse into the history of HashFast.com.
    
    benkay: but it's not going to run unless you put down 5 million next to it
    
    Freebitcoinslist: 2.When starting the company, what was the deciding factor that led you to starting HashFast.com?
    
    benkay: or show up with some demonstrated competence
    
    Freebitcoinslist: 3.What would you say is the one thing that sets HashFast apart from all other ASIC mining hardware providers?
    
    Freebitcoinslist: 4.Considering what’s happened to your competitors in the ASIC field with production and shipping delays, has HashFast learned from these mistakes and implemented contingency plans to overcome these obstacles and ease the customer’s minds?
    
    xanto: Freebitcoinlist, it's a scam.
    
    benkay: dahaha contingency plans
    
    benkay: derptingency plans
    
    Freebitcoinslist: 5.Relating to my previous question, would HashFast be willing to put up a start of shipping timeframe guarantee on ???.??? as this would ease customers’ minds knowing that the company is willing to put their money where their mouth is….
    
    xanto: just stop.
    
    Freebitcoinslist: 6.Does HashFast have any plans in the near future to start providing scrypt based ASIC mining hardware?
    
    benkay: >.<
    
    benkay: Freebitcoinslist: on a scale of one to amazing, how do you feel about hashfast?
    
    Freebitcoinslist: 7. Does HashFast have any plans to offer setup or/startup consultations to those who are new to the mining experience and may need a little assistance in choosing optimum equipment for their needs and budgetary requirements?
    
    benkay: mining experience: buy thing, watch it depreciate faster than an american car
    
    benkay: needslol
    
    benkay: you don't need an asic mining thing
    
    benkay: you need a cash flow
    
    BingoBoingo: Who thinks all of this scamsens form hashfast.com should take a backseat to them putting a delivery bet down on http://bitbet.us that would be of sufficient size for all buyers to hedge against?
    
    benkay: hey Freebitcoinslist: http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://hashfast.org
    
    Freebitcoinslist: UMMM that is covered BingoBoingo in Question 4
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 14 @ 0.01652 = 0.2313 BTC [-] 
    
    BingoBoingo: Freebitcoinslist: Make that implicit in your interview.
    
    Freebitcoinslist: 8.With the rapidly increasing BTC difficulty, where does HashFast see itself in 5 years  time?
    
    benkay: holy shit
    
    benkay: can i short you Freebitcoinslist
    
    Freebitcoinslist: 9.In your personal opinion, what is the biggest misconception relating to BTC mining?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 14 @ 0.01652 = 0.2313 BTC [-] 
    
    Freebitcoinslist: short me?
    
    xanto: Free, all I see is SCAM.
    
    benkay: yes
    
    benkay: you personally
    
    BingoBoingo: Freebitcoinslist: Yes, short you, like Pirate was shortable.
    
    benkay: i want to short all of your decisions
    
    Freebitcoinslist: what do you mean by Short me
    
    benkay: THIS IS ASSETS
    
    benkay: what are you doing in here?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 12 @ 0.01652 = 0.1982 BTC [-] 
    
    Freebitcoinslist: I was told to come here by bingo
    
    Freebitcoinslist: so bye then
    
    xanto: LOL
    
    benkay: bitcointalk.org
    
    benkay: better targets
    
    benkay: we ride their pumps
    
    pankkake: that guy could barely write
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 11 @ 0.01652 = 0.1817 BTC [-] 
    
    BingoBoingo: pankkake: Still If they make a delivery bet, it would all be worth it.
    
    pankkake: oh I agree
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S] [S.MPOE] 6600 @ 0.00091834 = 6.061 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 1700 @ 0.002696 = 4.5832 BTC [+]  {6} 
    
    benkay: BingoBoingo: antibodies engaged.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [AM100] 9 @ 0.01789999 = 0.1611 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 7338 @ 0.00294433 = 21.6055 BTC [+]  {8} 
    
    xanto: lol
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 1849 @ 0.00271679 = 5.0233 BTC [-]  {7} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 35 @ 0.0165 = 0.5775 BTC [-]  {4} 
    
    BingoBoingo: benkay: You have seem so averse to getting this new ASIC scammer/vendor to committ to a bet where they put skinb on the line as per http://trilema.com/2013/the-positive-market-effects-of-the-delivery-bet/ (benkay are you the only person here without a trilema subscription?)
    
    benkay: begone, as they say, foul dwimmerlake.
    
    benkay: dahaha
    
    benkay: man you make me miss tiberious
    
    benkay: tiberius*
    
    xanto: uh guys
    
    xanto: hashfast.org isn't scam
    
    xanto: they have SSL
    
    benkay: and a unit!
    
    xanto: from godaddy which costs $4 a year
    
    xanto: so legit
    
    benkay: i'm not averse to taking their money
    
    BingoBoingo: xanto: Sarcasm doesn't sell well here...
    
    benkay: but a) i don't bet on trivial shit
    
    benkay: and b) i mostly want the idiots gone from my situation
    
    xanto: BingoBoingo, what is sarcasm?
    
    BingoBoingo: But trivial shit is the best +EV to bet on...
    
    benkay: eh
    
    benkay: requires cognitive overhead
    
    benkay: i generally put my cycles to direct profit-making purposes.
    
    BingoBoingo: benkay: Congitive, like the worst mining... thing...
    
    benkay: that would be a definition
    
    benkay: not the most contextually informed, but a definition nevertheless.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 7 @ 0.0963 = 0.6741 BTC [-] 
    
    BingoBoingo: benkay: If you keep pulling you dick hoping for the most contextually perfect definition to pop out sure, you'll feel good because jizz. Seriously embrace the tiny yet necessary bit of pragmatism.
    
    benkay: i was hoping you'd roll it like a joke
    
    benkay: alas
    
    xanto: Someone said dick :D
    
    benkay: .bait
    
    
    
    benkay: still works!
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 82 @ 0.01631316 = 1.3377 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.845 BTC [+] 
    
    benkay: nah man i don't seek perfection, but i do expect people to infer the correct definition from context
    
    benkay: failure to do so is an indicator of stuff
    
    benkay: failure to sell jokes ams more indicate
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.845 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 250 @ 0.00288515 = 0.7213 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [CBTC] 325 @ 0.00043 = 0.1398 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 87 @ 0.00274696 = 0.239 BTC [-]  {9} 
    
    xanto: it's pretty quiet now...
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S] [S.MPOE] 8300 @ 0.00091903 = 7.6279 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [BASIC-MINING] 9 @ 0.1114 = 1.0026 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [HIM] 14 @ 0.18999 = 2.6599 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [HIM] 1 @ 0.18999 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 192 @ 0.00244 = 0.4685 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [CBTC] 4100 @ 0.00043 = 1.763 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 16 @ 0.01689 = 0.2702 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 9481 @ 0.00292401 = 27.7225 BTC [+]  {10} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 10 @ 0.0169 = 0.169 BTC [+] 
    
    BingoBoingo: So I'm thinking about proposing some BitBets, What do peple think are realistic MVP candidates?
    
    pankkake: MVP?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 56 @ 0.01689714 = 0.9462 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    Diablo-D3: minimum viable product?
    
    BingoBoingo: pankkake Diablo-D3 Pretty much.
    
    benkay: minimum viable puddi
    
    benkay: GIGA PUDDI (HD - Highly DELICIOUS!) - YouTube
    
    benkay: derp
    
    
    
    ozbot: GIGA PUDDI (HD - Highly DELICIOUS) - YouTube
    
    dub: im so black its scary
    
    benkay: you and tsp should have a convention
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S] [S.MPOE] 13500 @ 0.00092039 = 12.4253 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    dub: only got out of bed today to drive through KFC in my dressing gown
    
    BingoBoingo: dub: I prefer Popeyes
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 21 @ 0.01682 = 0.3532 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 50 @ 0.0168142 = 0.8407 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    BingoBoingo: So... Anyone else here play Eve Online?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 16 @ 0.01682 = 0.2691 BTC [+] 
    
    Duffer1: play?
    
    Duffer1: Eve is a game you watch, where's the play?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 21 @ 0.01681 = 0.353 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [AM100] 45 @ 0.01789999 = 0.8055 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    BingoBoingo: Duffer1: The play is in fucking up asteroids for their minerals
    
    Duffer1: :P
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ESECURITYSABTC] 2 @ 0.2698 = 0.5396 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 40 @ 0.002755 = 0.1102 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 59 @ 0.0168 = 0.9912 BTC [-] 
    
    benkay: i have and may again
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [AM100] 10 @ 0.01700101 = 0.17 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ET.DIFF.LONG] 158 @ 0.012 = 1.896 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 3084 @ 0.00272978 = 8.4186 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 6528 @ 0.00267661 = 17.4729 BTC [-]  {5} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 352 @ 0.00262009 = 0.9223 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 712 @ 0.00263202 = 1.874 BTC [+]  {7} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 7 @ 0.01632 = 0.1142 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 29 @ 0.01631 = 0.473 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 10 @ 0.016307 = 0.1631 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 48 @ 0.01622 = 0.7786 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 200 @ 0.002737 = 0.5474 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [DEALCO] 85 @ 0.00879411 = 0.7475 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [AM100] 19 @ 0.017 = 0.323 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 5661 @ 0.00261893 = 14.8258 BTC [-]  {9} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 5 @ 1.8454 = 9.227 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 25 @ 0.01696 = 0.424 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 1232 @ 0.00275328 = 3.392 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 5 @ 1.8498 = 9.249 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 20 @ 0.016972 = 0.3394 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 5 @ 1.8696 = 9.348 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [CBTC] 37734 @ 0.0004339 = 16.3728 BTC [+]  {6} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [AM100] 30 @ 0.01683001 = 0.5049 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 133 @ 0.002641 = 0.3513 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [CBTC] 10000 @ 0.00044449 = 4.4449 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [CBTC] 267 @ 0.00040002 = 0.1068 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [CBTC] 267 @ 0.00040002 = 0.1068 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [SDSTM] 763 @ 0.0024562 = 1.8741 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 7 @ 0.01637285 = 0.1146 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 8 @ 0.01705 = 0.1364 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 7 @ 1.873 = 13.111 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.801 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 15000 @ 0.00267306 = 40.0959 BTC [+]  {29} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 70 @ 0.0165 = 1.155 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 150 @ 0.002645 = 0.3968 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 1393 @ 0.0027264 = 3.7979 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 24 @ 0.01652916 = 0.3967 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S] [S.MPOE] 4000 @ 0.0009204 = 3.6816 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 6 @ 1.87466666 = 11.248 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 182 @ 0.01720076 = 3.1305 BTC [+]  {6} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 26 @ 0.01775 = 0.4615 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 122 @ 0.0177799 = 2.1691 BTC [+]  {4} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 2093 @ 0.00273772 = 5.73 BTC [+]  {6} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.944 = 3.888 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.851 = 3.702 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 3 @ 1.85066666 = 5.552 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 381 @ 0.0025819 = 0.9837 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 161 @ 0.002556 = 0.4115 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 6 @ 0.017225 = 0.1034 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 2086 @ 0.00279668 = 5.8339 BTC [+]  {4} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 16050 @ 0.00282866 = 45.4 BTC [+]  {8} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 900 @ 0.00283545 = 2.5519 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 81 @ 0.002836 = 0.2297 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S] [S.MPOE] 2198 @ 0.00092065 = 2.0236 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 300 @ 0.00288 = 0.864 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 170 @ 0.00288 = 0.4896 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 1816 @ 0.00288575 = 5.2405 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 1219 @ 0.00289808 = 3.5328 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 3655 @ 0.00292156 = 10.6783 BTC [+]  {5} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 1001 @ 0.00294997 = 2.9529 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 310 @ 0.002925 = 0.9068 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 40 @ 0.01777 = 0.7108 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [HIM] 42 @ 0.18171428 = 7.632 BTC [-]  {5} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [DMS.MINING] 300 @ 0.002354 = 0.7062 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 690 @ 0.00294886 = 2.0347 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 100 @ 0.00704229 = 0.7042 BTC [+]  {6} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 200 @ 0.01785224 = 3.5704 BTC [+]  {4} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 1000 @ 0.002947 = 2.947 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 2202 @ 0.002949 = 6.4937 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 2962 @ 0.00295 = 8.7379 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 38 @ 0.002959 = 0.1124 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 4582 @ 0.00296382 = 13.5802 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 4957 @ 0.00299076 = 14.8252 BTC [+]  {6} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 100 @ 0.09635339 = 9.6353 BTC [+]  {5} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 500 @ 0.002992 = 1.496 BTC [+] 
    
    Diablo-D3: goddamnit
    
    Diablo-D3: why the fuck do people say dumb shit on the AM thread
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 3920 @ 0.00299289 = 11.7321 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 1110 @ 0.002996 = 3.3256 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 3200 @ 0.00299659 = 9.5891 BTC [+]  {4} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.929 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 60 @ 0.002998 = 0.1799 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 250 @ 0.002998 = 0.7495 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: i dont even comment in there anymore
    
    ThickAsThieves: just asking for frustration
    
    
    
    ozbot: Pay heed to the internet's Third Wave Cows of Disruption | ZDNet
    
    jurov: i totally <3 this. if you argue with someone that bitcoin is useless in meatspace
    
    jurov: send them to read this
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 269 @ 0.00116689 = 0.3139 BTC [-]  {5} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 393 @ 0.00116002 = 0.4559 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 172 @ 0.00114487 = 0.1969 BTC [-]  {5} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [CBTC] 2231 @ 0.0004482 = 0.9999 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 600 @ 0.002804 = 1.6824 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 400 @ 0.002804 = 1.1216 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 1550 @ 0.00299049 = 4.6353 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    
    
    ozbot: [BTC-TC] Virtual Community Exchange w/ Options, DRIP, 2FA, API, CSV, etc.
    
    pankkake: Diablo-D3: yeah there's this one guy who just quotes huge posts saying "I have to agree here.", very annoying :)
    
    Diablo-D3: pankkake: Im giving the troll an edge
    
    Diablo-D3: maybe he can chase the rest the faggots out
    
    pankkake: inputs.io pays the fee for you when you sweep a private key
    
    pankkake: good to know for collecting dust :)
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 87 @ 0.002989 = 0.26 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 400 @ 0.00299 = 1.196 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 50 @ 0.00299 = 0.1495 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 41 @ 0.0179 = 0.7339 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 340 @ 0.002989 = 1.0163 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 31 @ 0.01790064 = 0.5549 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 104 @ 0.00298457 = 0.3104 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.72977550 BTC to 1`459`551 shares, 50 satoshi per share
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ET.DIFF.LONG] 45 @ 0.0127 = 0.5715 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 125 @ 0.00298774 = 0.3735 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 100 @ 0.00128 = 0.128 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 411 @ 0.00260097 = 1.069 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 2189 @ 0.00251188 = 5.4985 BTC [-]  {7} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ESECURITYSABTC] 2 @ 0.2111 = 0.4222 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 165 @ 0.002987 = 0.4929 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 15 @ 0.0175 = 0.2625 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 6275 @ 0.00247649 = 15.54 BTC [-]  {15} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 12 @ 0.01723 = 0.2068 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 3725 @ 0.00240821 = 8.9706 BTC [-]  {5} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 8 @ 0.01743 = 0.1394 BTC [+] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: ;;nethash
    
    gribble: 993830.229432
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 362 @ 0.00282211 = 1.0216 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 130 @ 0.0025 = 0.325 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 570 @ 0.00240908 = 1.3732 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [COGNITIVE] 6 @ 0.185 = 1.11 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 153 @ 0.00128 = 0.1958 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 42 @ 0.002823 = 0.1186 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 134 @ 0.002822 = 0.3781 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 5000 @ 0.00231936 = 11.5968 BTC [-]  {13} 
    
    
    
    kakobrekla: O_O
    
    ozbot: Advertise on this forum - Round 96
    
    dexX7: wow
    
    Scrat: dont worry, its all going to new forum software
    
    Scrat: larry ellison himself has been contracted to write it
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 591 @ 0.0029562 = 1.7471 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 140 @ 0.00128019 = 0.1792 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 458 @ 0.00295963 = 1.3555 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol at theymos endorsement in sig...
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 840 @ 0.002955 = 2.4822 BTC [-] 
    
    lewicki: woah 27 btc for a weeklong ad?
    
    ThickAsThieves: thats per slot too i think
    
    ThickAsThieves: 7x
    
    lewicki: 2 months ago people were laughing over 8btc bets
    
    Scrat: 7*27
    
    lewicki: advertising bubble?
    
    jurov: ;;calc 7*27
    
    gribble: 189
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 99 @ 0.002954 = 0.2924 BTC [-] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 138.26600, Best ask: 138.50994, Bid-ask spread: 0.24394, Last trade: 138.26600, 24 hour volume: 9077.95048415, 24 hour low: 138.01001, 24 hour high: 142.00000, 24 hour vwap: 139.81938
    
    ThickAsThieves: $avg
    
    mpexbot: ThickAsThieves: 131.23
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 61 @ 0.002954 = 0.1802 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 25 @ 1.81791998 = 45.448 BTC [-]  {10} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 30 @ 0.01737266 = 0.5212 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0168141 = 1.6814 BTC [-]  {6} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 240 @ 0.002925 = 0.702 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 3 @ 1.812 = 5.436 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [FIMB] 125 @ 0.010988 = 1.3735 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.812 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 60 @ 1.81023333 = 108.614 BTC [-]  {4} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 3381 @ 0.00279881 = 9.4628 BTC [-]  {7} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 560 @ 0.00280214 = 1.5692 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [AM100] 8 @ 0.01781 = 0.1425 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 500 @ 0.002879 = 1.4395 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.PURCHASE] 420 @ 0.009322 = 3.9152 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 1420 @ 0.00285 = 4.047 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: http://rinf.com/alt-news/latest-news/the-brics-independent-internet-in-defiance-of-the-us-centric-internet/70569/
    
    mircea_popescu: and in other news,
    
    mircea_popescu: http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/nsa-spying-european-parliamentarians-call-for-swift-suspension-a-922920.html
    
    ozbot: NSA Spying: European Parliamentarians Call for SWIFT Suspension - SPIEGEL ONLINE
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.881 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 2875 @ 0.00278246 = 7.9996 BTC [-]  {4} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.8105 = 3.621 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [CBTC] 562 @ 0.00044828 = 0.2519 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [CBTC] 450 @ 0.00044829 = 0.2017 BTC [+] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 138.11001, Best ask: 138.49998, Bid-ask spread: 0.38997, Last trade: 138.11000, 24 hour volume: 8505.19998371, 24 hour low: 138.01001, 24 hour high: 142.00000, 24 hour vwap: 139.70247
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [AM1] 2 @ 1.9 = 3.8 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 6970 @ 0.00275625 = 19.2111 BTC [-]  {5} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 180 @ 0.002752 = 0.4954 BTC [-] 
    
    pankkake: ;;premium mtgox bitstamp
    
    gribble: mtgox premium over bitstamp is currently 9.6171344983 %.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 200 @ 0.00128 = 0.256 BTC [-] 
    
    Scrat: lol Diablo-D3
    
    mircea_popescu: pankkake no actually, inaba put like 500 btc on the original bfl delivery bet.
    
    mircea_popescu: then got all butthurt when he couldn't have it back.
    
    pankkake: cool
    
    
    
    ozbot: cryptogon.com    » Torvalds On Being Asked to Insert a U.S. Government Back Door Into Linux Kernel
    
    mircea_popescu: this better be with bird flips in it
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 12516 @ 0.00263352 = 32.9611 BTC [-]  {18} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 920 @ 0.00259804 = 2.3902 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 537 @ 0.002597 = 1.3946 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: wait, benkay doesn;'t have trilema subscription ?! when did that occur.
    
    mircea_popescu: this log is trippy.
    
    KRS1: When the complimentary trilema subscriptions expired.
    
    mircea_popescu: they don't expire and what complimentary
    
    mircea_popescu: what is this, sweden ?!
    
    KRS1: lol
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: perhaps 'complimentary' means TOR
    
    pankkake: hehe I was going to say that :p
    
    mircea_popescu: isn't that comprodisentery ?
    
    pankkake: I had to set the cookie again today though - not sure why
    
    mircea_popescu: jesus what a punfest. copromisery. etc.
    
    mircea_popescu: pankkake i vaguely recall they having an expiration date to protect people from the random "i visited my ex wife in missisiauga and loaded my cookie in the library computer. so now 57969543489 ppl use it"
    
    pankkake: why isn't subscribing etc. automated anyway?
    
    mircea_popescu: basically because i'm lazy.
    
    pankkake: well, you're likely missing a lot of subscribers - for me it was actually easier to use other IPs
    
    pankkake: so even if I wanted to pay, the lazy route was to cheat
    
    pankkake: hmm actually there might be an even better way to cheat :p
    
    mircea_popescu: i don't care, the ips you use to cheat can't be used by others to cheat.
    
    mircea_popescu: moreover, considering what it icosts, if cheating is time effective then i guess you weren't in the target anyway.
    
    pankkake: cheating is basically using ssh + lynx. I have ~10 IPs at hand at least
    
    mircea_popescu: how much do they cost ?
    
    pankkake: it's sunk cost - they all have their uses
    
    mircea_popescu: yeah well, 10 ips + 15 minutes of computer engineer time to set it all up, 100 dollars.
    
    pankkake: (or I'm not paying, just happen to have ssh access)
    
    mircea_popescu: could have had like 100k credits for the that.
    
    mircea_popescu: yes, but that doesn't make it free.
    
    mircea_popescu: just because i have an apple in front of my window doesn't make the apple i eat off that tree not worth 1/4 euro or w/e thery sell for.
    
    pankkake: but I didn't set them up for it; I simply have them for other uses
    
    mircea_popescu: sooo ?
    
    pankkake: so whether I cheat or not, I do not pay more
    
    mircea_popescu: not nominally.
    
    pankkake: actually paying was a burden for me: I had to talk to you! and I dislike asking people stuff
    
    mircea_popescu: so your impending desocialisation suffered a setback :D
    
    pankkake: yeah
    
    pankkake: I order everything through machines, except food
    
    jurov: pankkake what? you had to telephone mirce or such? *gasp*
    
    pankkake: but again with the lazyness: I usually use paypal even whene there is a CC option, because I don't want to fetch my credit card
    
    pankkake: jurov: no, just ask on IRC
    
    mircea_popescu: i use paypal exclusively because i know better than to share cc details over electronic systems.
    
    mircea_popescu: my cards were never used except in the atms.
    
    pankkake: actually I'm probably more shy on IRC with the "asking stuff" part
    
    mircea_popescu: what asking anyway. you're paying.
    
    pankkake: I never share CC with a random website, but with stores it's usually through a payment processor operated by a bank
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [AM100] 6 @ 0.017 = 0.102 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: anyway, i'm not of the coercive school of ip rights management. as far as i'm concerned there should be some fundamentally sound, lightweight drm in place. if you have the werewithal to circumvent that and find this is something you wish to do, hey. you're an independent agent with a mind of your own.
    
    pankkake: I had to ask what I had to do to subscribe, because your blog does not even state it clearly
    
    pankkake: oh I agree, it's doomed to fail in any case
    
    pankkake: I paid because I wanted to
    
    mircea_popescu: so then.
    
    pankkake: but it took tremendous effort!
    
    mircea_popescu: it works both ways, too. people who'd otherwise be too shy to approach me because of all my ranting feel encouraged when they want to buy something.
    
    mircea_popescu: then they discover i don't bite heads off and well... goes from there.
    
    pankkake: possibly
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [HIM] 4 @ 0.18999 = 0.76 BTC [+] 
    
    mircea_popescu: pankkake what tremendous effort anyway ? type /query mir/t ?
    
    pankkake: yes
    
    mircea_popescu: you know too much isolation is unhealthy.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S] [S.MPOE] 8365 @ 0.00092846 = 7.7666 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    VanCleef: damn what a retard buying s.mpoe shares
    
    mircea_popescu: oldest company in bitcoin dood.
    
    VanCleef: true, got any osbourne computer stock?
    
    mircea_popescu: nah
    
    VanCleef: i'm feeling riskay
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 632 @ 0.002552 = 1.6129 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 3087 @ 0.00254066 = 7.843 BTC [-]  {8} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 3 @ 0.09627666 = 0.2888 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 350 @ 0.007033 = 2.4616 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.PURCHASE] 362 @ 0.009291 = 3.3633 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [DMS.MINING] 713 @ 0.00239814 = 1.7099 BTC [+]  {5} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.PURCHASE] 13 @ 0.009291 = 0.1208 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S] [S.MPOE] 18813 @ 0.00092706 = 17.4408 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 210 @ 0.007033 = 1.4769 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [DMS.MINING] 249 @ 0.00233847 = 0.5823 BTC [-]  {4} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.PURCHASE] 210 @ 0.009291 = 1.9511 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 18 @ 0.007033 = 0.1266 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.PURCHASE] 18 @ 0.009291 = 0.1672 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 376 @ 0.007033 = 2.6444 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [DMS.MINING] 376 @ 0.00233146 = 0.8766 BTC [-]  {4} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.PURCHASE] 26 @ 0.009291 = 0.2416 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 19 @ 0.007033 = 0.1336 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.PURCHASE] 19 @ 0.009291 = 0.1765 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.PURCHASE] 350 @ 0.009291 = 3.2519 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [DMS.MINING] 350 @ 0.00231262 = 0.8094 BTC [-]  {5} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [PETA-MINE] 2 @ 0.645 = 1.29 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [CIPHERMINE-PT] 2 @ 0.0592 = 0.1184 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [AM100] 39 @ 0.01619229 = 0.6315 BTC [-]  {7} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 100 @ 0.002374 = 0.2374 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S] [S.MPOE] 4100 @ 0.00092516 = 3.7932 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    benkay: ;;later tell mircea_popescu just because some idiots say a thing about me does not truthstuff make
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 8 @ 0.01758 = 0.1406 BTC [-] 
    
    jurov: VanCleef so what would you recommend? labcoin?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [AM100] 10 @ 0.015898 = 0.159 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 10000 @ 0.00249941 = 24.9941 BTC [-]  {23} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 4000 @ 0.00243563 = 9.7425 BTC [-]  {5} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 3471 @ 0.00242634 = 8.4218 BTC [-]  {6} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 3583 @ 0.00240698 = 8.6242 BTC [-]  {6} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.854 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.PURCHASE] 1000 @ 0.009291 = 9.291 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [DMS.MINING] 90 @ 0.002375 = 0.2138 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.86 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [DMS.MINING] 50 @ 0.002374 = 0.1187 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 6 @ 0.01758666 = 0.1055 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [CBTC] 40000 @ 0.000402 = 16.08 BTC [-]  {6} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 301 @ 0.0025 = 0.7525 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.855 BTC [-] 
    
    gesell: can someone give me the current profit % for just-dice?
    
    Scrat: 0.545387%
    
    gesell: thanks
    
    Scrat: dooglus = unlucky
    
    Scrat: I'm at 1.01%
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 22386 @ 0.00133716 = 29.9337 BTC [+]  {15} 
    
    gesell: Scrat: pretty much same here
    
    Scrat: gesell: url?
    
    gesell: think i misunderstood the statement/question then
    
    Scrat: oh sorry, I meant my website
    
    gesell: ah
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 60 @ 0.00267166 = 0.1603 BTC [+]  {5} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.857 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [CIPHERMINE-PT] 30 @ 0.0628 = 1.884 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 693 @ 0.00227949 = 1.5797 BTC [-]  {8} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 25 @ 0.0177 = 0.4425 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.854 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [CIPHERMINE-PT] 10 @ 0.0628 = 0.628 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S] [S.MPOE] 2950 @ 0.00092411 = 2.7261 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 3 @ 1.873 = 5.619 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [AM100] 44 @ 0.01751431 = 0.7706 BTC [+]  {4} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.869 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [CBTC] 260 @ 0.000435 = 0.1131 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S] [S.MPOE] 9422 @ 0.00093 = 8.7625 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.PURCHASE] 43 @ 0.009291 = 0.3995 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 1200 @ 0.00255 = 3.06 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [CBTC] 461 @ 0.000435 = 0.2005 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 50 @ 0.0023715 = 0.1186 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 92 @ 0.002404 = 0.2212 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 12754 @ 0.0024081 = 30.7129 BTC [-]  {21} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [MININGCO.ETF] 116 @ 0.07170076 = 8.3173 BTC [-]  {8} 
    
    nubbins`: hi
    
    kakobrekla: hi
    
    jcpham: hi
    
    saulimus: hi
    
    assbot:  hi
    
    Scrat: hi
    
    TomServo: hi
    
    Azelphur: hi
    
    Rulother: hi
    
    dub: hi
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.859 BTC [-] 
    
    jcpham: hi again
    
    kakobrekla: combo breaker
    
    jcpham: FUCK PISS SHIT FUCK CUNT SHIT PISS
    
    jcpham: oops
    
    Scrat: e-tourettes
    
    Duffer1: hola
    
    nubbins`: well then
    
    kakobrekla: hi
    
    nubbins`: hi
    
    ThickAsThieves: hi
    
    jcpham: hi
    
    Scrat: ih
    
    
    
    ozbot: CALLING ALL THE BASIC BITCHES - YouTube
    
    nubbins`: ıɥ
    
    kakobrekla: i dont understand
    
    nubbins`: turn your face upside-down
    
    kakobrekla: i pivoted my lcd for that but i was thinking basic bitches
    
    ThickAsThieves: face down, ass up
    
    Scrat: I turned my laptop upside down and now there's pubes all over my desk
    
    Scrat: fuck you
    
    kakobrekla: hmm
    
    jcpham: what's a basic bitch
    
    jcpham: and am i one?
    
    kakobrekla: did ya put your dick between kboard and lcd again?
    
    kakobrekla: get a lenovo, has less space between ze keys
    
    nubbins`: get a macbook
    
    Scrat: but lenovo has this evil red eye between G ang H
    
    nubbins`: it has shiny space between ze keys
    
    kakobrekla: mac is for fags only
    
    
    
    nubbins`: but… but i'm married to a woman
    
    kakobrekla: shes a fag then!
    
    jcpham: hindsight is 20/20 amirite
    
    ThickAsThieves: xray vision is 20/20
    
    Rulother: reddit
    
    ThickAsThieves: hated it
    
    nubbins`: besides, people hate on mac but they're just jealous
    
    nubbins`: that their system isn't based on a rock-hard bsd kernel
    
    jcpham: Rulother yeah i know it came from reddit but my wife doesn't
    
    jcpham: she thinks my glasses are in my ass
    
    Rulother: So now she's starting to wondering about those late night appointments you've been making now eh?
    
    jcpham: mmmhmmmm
    
    jcpham: all her friends and businees associates too
    
    jcpham: because i put it on her facebook for fun
    
    Rulother: lol
    
    jcpham: they look just like my glasses so it's funny
    
    jcpham: r/Bitcoin/ gets boring quick so i'm straight to lolcats
    
    nubbins`: just had two guys come pick up an order, they looked baked
    
    Rulother: a band order?
    
    nubbins`: yeah
    
    nubbins`: t-shirts and posters
    
    Rulother: well there ya go
    
    kakobrekla: do you do other graphical work too?
    
    Rulother: A bunch of "yea yeah yea these look amazing! Thanks mane!"
    
    nubbins`: kakobrekla: this is mostly what i do these days
    
    nubbins`: shirt/poster/album art
    
    kakobrekla: hm ok
    
    nubbins`: thats not to say it's all i do, but that's what i spend most of my time doing
    
    kakobrekla: ill keep that in mind, you in states right though?
    
    nubbins`: canada
    
    kakobrekla: k
    
    nubbins`: band shirts: http://imgur.com/a/bBztm
    
    kakobrekla: nothing like having your co-worker or whatever on irc
    
    nubbins`: few things like it, anyway
    
    mircea_popescu: benkay it's kinda funny for me to read you and bingobongo guy going at each other cause i know neither's an idiot
    
    nubbins`: i'm very partial to those charcoal shirts
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 1424 @ 0.00226917 = 3.2313 BTC [-]  {4} 
    
    nubbins`: it's a lot less easy to procrastinate when it's quiet in here
    
    mircea_popescu: how so ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: Coinvoice: Invoice in USD, receive BTC
    
    ThickAsThieves: ^ worst name ever
    
    nubbins`: well, no conversation makes me feel like i should be doing work
    
    nubbins`: coinvoice, lel
    
    ThickAsThieves: the coins speak to me
    
    nubbins`: every time there's a new btc thing with "coin" in the name, a part of me dies
    
    nubbins`: HOW CLEVER
    
    nubbins`: IT SEZ COIN
    
    ThickAsThieves: i dont mind it in all cases
    
    ThickAsThieves: but many, yeah
    
    mircea_popescu: it should have been bitboince.
    
    mircea_popescu: because b/v are ambiguous in like 1400. and so it'd be very clever yes?
    
    ThickAsThieves: shoulda been fuckyoupayme
    
    nubbins`: boincevoice
    
    mircea_popescu: let's make dumb names.
    
    mircea_popescu: InceptionBit. The last billing service you'll ever use.
    
    nubbins`: binvoice
    
    ThickAsThieves: Recepticoin
    
    nubbins`: because something
    
    Duffer1: blockunchained
    
    nubbins`: lel
    
    mircea_popescu: CoinSerious. Wallet service.
    
    nubbins`: unchained blockody
    
    ThickAsThieves: iputcoinsinyourcoins.bro
    
    nubbins`: coinucopia
    
    nubbins`: faucet
    
    mircea_popescu: o no wait. coinesour. buy aussie wine with btc.
    
    nubbins`: ooh, i like
    
    ThickAsThieves: countcoinula
    
    nubbins`: convict - bail bonds for btc
    
    nubbins`: coinvict, i mean
    
    Duffer1: ha
    
    mircea_popescu: seeing how connoisseur isn't spelled that way, you should.
    
    mircea_popescu: ahahaha convict rules.
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves bitsincoins. maybe a food delivery ?
    
    nubbins`: kibbles & bits, animal food for btc
    
    ThickAsThieves: we'll come up with better business ideas making up names than the people coming up with names making up businesses
    
    mircea_popescu: actually someone should make a comic staring LeCoin, the moustachy evil guy,
    
    mircea_popescu: hahaha damn straight.
    
    ThickAsThieves: pepelecoin
    
    nubbins`: "sometimes, you gotta TAKE the wallets"
    
    mircea_popescu: NIOC - mirros delivered anywhere!
    
    nubbins`: IHOC - international house of coins
    
    mircea_popescu: CoinCon, the investment fund & more.
    
    ThickAsThieves: coinhole
    
    nubbins`: coinca-cola
    
    mircea_popescu: o totally.
    
    nubbins`: lel
    
    ThickAsThieves: hehe
    
    nubbins`: coin on the cob
    
    mircea_popescu: coinhole. selling corn on the cobb in 27 state fairs.
    
    nubbins`: coinography
    
    ThickAsThieves: or a pub name
    
    nubbins`: yeah
    
    nubbins`: i'd drink at the coinhole
    
    ThickAsThieves: coininthewall
    
    mircea_popescu: rabbit. quick downloads for btc.
    
    mircea_popescu: nubbins` it should be coinvct not convict
    
    nubbins`: nubbins`: convict - bail bonds for btc
    
    nubbins`: nubbins`: coinvict, i mean
    
    mircea_popescu: i read it that way originally but then on reread... SCANDAL!
    
    ThickAsThieves: cointest
    
    nubbins`: autocorrect
    
    nubbins`: cointest!
    
    ThickAsThieves: americasnexttopcoin
    
    mircea_popescu: autocoinrect. touchtype software.
    
    mircea_popescu: o that's good.
    
    mircea_popescu: realgoodvirtualcoin
    
    ThickAsThieves: necromonicoin
    
    nubbins`: !
    
    nubbins`: coindescending
    
    kakobrekla: i am the great coinholio.
    
    nubbins`: book tables at snooty restaurants
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    ThickAsThieves: we're using up all the names, the VC's are fucked
    
    mircea_popescu: coinborn. cribs & baby shoes.
    
    nubbins`: all mine are available for licensing
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves hence my evil plan *cackle*
    
    ThickAsThieves: cointroduction
    
    ThickAsThieves: dating site
    
    nubbins`: coinderwater
    
    mircea_popescu: coincum, your pet's best chum.
    
    nubbins`: coinworker, put rent-a-coder out of business
    
    mircea_popescu: nubbins` that's an actual service.
    
    nubbins`: lel, i was just gonna say
    
    ThickAsThieves: coinsipid
    
    mircea_popescu: goiterbit. food supplements and special neckwear.
    
    nubbins`: HAH
    
    nubbins`: idodized salt & turtlenecks
    
    ThickAsThieves: mannyscoinsandautoparts
    
    nubbins`: only items for sale
    
    mircea_popescu: "you bit it, you buy it".
    
    mircea_popescu: funeral services.
    
    nubbins`: coinjoined twins -- baby clothes for children with too many bodies
    
    mircea_popescu: cause what, they are deflationary ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: coingroin hw wallet fannypacks
    
    mircea_popescu: coinwall, aluminum siding firm in cornwall, england.
    
    mircea_popescu: and also, maybe turkland renames istanbul back into coinstantinople-bit ?
    
    pankkake: kakobrekla: hating on macs and a beavis and butthead reference? if you were a girl I'd give you coinilingus
    
    ThickAsThieves: coinstantcontact
    
    kakobrekla: lol
    
    kakobrekla: i might sound like tits but it really is dick.
    
    ThickAsThieves: coinversation next social media
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [HIM] 4 @ 0.18999 = 0.76 BTC [+] 
    
    mircea_popescu: buzzword-keyword-coin
    
    mircea_popescu: social media & escort services.
    
    pankkake: hashcoin?
    
    mircea_popescu: blotterbit. buy your lsd for cheap!
    
    nubbins`: hash hash - dual purpose miner / vaporizer
    
    ThickAsThieves: bitbybit dentures
    
    mircea_popescu: ha!
    
    pankkake: both potheads and miners have high electric consuption. makes sense to combine
    
    mircea_popescu: Triple Coin. All-bitcoin horse racing.
    
    pankkake: coinsumption
    
    pankkake: coinception
    
    mircea_popescu: coink. pig farm in oregon.
    
    ThickAsThieves: bitness protection program
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: that'd be a good wallet.
    
    mircea_popescu: dude we gotta stop, we created more value than the ipo market in the past six months.
    
    nubbins`: if we keep going, people are going to start trying to exchange XBOND for it
    
    ThickAsThieves: i think my fave so far was necromonicoin, someone make that an altcoin plz
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: im personally holding out for niggercoin
    
    nubbins`: necronomicoin, blockchain-based pandemic tracking
    
    mircea_popescu: the alt to end all racism.
    
    pankkake: haven't seen any vampire/goth/etc. related altcoin actually. sad
    
    nubbins`: yeah
    
    nubbins`: super sad
    
    mircea_popescu: pankkake well we're too mainstream for goth
    
    ThickAsThieves: have an emocoin
    
    ThickAsThieves: youll feel better
    
    mircea_popescu: bitemo!
    
    ThickAsThieves: emoticoin!
    
    nubbins`: emoticoin
    
    nubbins`: ooh
    
    nubbins`: you beat me to it
    
    nubbins`: hashtronomical - telescopes and sky charts for btc
    
    nubbins`: brb fresh air break
    
    pankkake: by the way I have an idea for an altcoin but I am too lazy to figure out how to create it (there is nothing to gain, it would be designed as unpreminable because of its stupid design)
    
    ThickAsThieves: bitinstant coffee
    
    pankkake: the name is great too
    
    pankkake: maybe I'll wait for april 1st
    
    ThickAsThieves: bitstamp stamps
    
    thestringpuller: bitstamp stamps would turn into a ponzi
    
    ThickAsThieves: coindesk desks
    
    thestringpuller: Charles Ponzi would come back from the dead and pretend to send them.
    
    mircea_popescu: so i bought walnuts. huge things cause fresh. i crack one, worm in it says HI! crack another, some sort of weird moth thing.
    
    pankkake: bittramp stamps
    
    mircea_popescu: im looking at the 3rd and thinking... chicken ?
    
    nubbins`: you really need awkward names
    
    nubbins`: like coinffee
    
    pankkake: lol, the worst I had was just walnuts full of dirt
    
    pankkake: ah well, romanian food
    
    pankkake: you'll find a horse, not chicken, in the next walnut
    
    
    
    ozbot: Canadian Woman Finds Condom in Walnut - Los Angeles Times
    
    mircea_popescu: a horse does not fit in a nut therefore your argument is coinvalid.
    
    nubbins`: coinvalid sounds ultra-valid
    
    nubbins`: hm
    
    ThickAsThieves: or very ill
    
    nubbins`: coinvalid: home care services
    
    pankkake: coinvestment
    
    pankkake: romanian guy finds coindom in walnut
    
    mircea_popescu: coinmorbidity.
    
    nubbins`: my coindom for a horse
    
    pankkake: :D
    
    mircea_popescu: i am a coindom! you kidding me ?
    
    mircea_popescu: all my slavebits!
    
    pankkake: do they have big bits?
    
    mircea_popescu: as far as possible.
    
    pankkake: with big ripples?
    
    pankkake: sensitive ripples
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    nubbins`: lel
    
    mircea_popescu: actually big tits do have a ripple.
    
    nubbins`: my ripples are rock-hard
    
    ThickAsThieves: knitbit textiles
    
    mircea_popescu: have the girl on her back and slap the tit
    
    pankkake: coinbred
    
    nubbins`: coinbread
    
    ThickAsThieves: coinbit /thread
    
    mircea_popescu: coinbred is like, pastry or conception support ?
    
    pankkake: coin + inbred
    
    nubbins`: the chickoin shack
    
    ThickAsThieves: drillbit
    
    nubbins`: icedrill
    
    nubbins`: ;p
    
    mod6: bitcramp - providing maxi pads for BTC
    
    ThickAsThieves: saybitaintso - scam reports
    
    nubbins`: ok, ovens are heated up, gotta print a dozen shirts
    
    nubbins`: SOMEBODY TIME ME
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;echo go for it pizza boy!
    
    gribble: go for it pizza boy!
    
    ThickAsThieves: bitsnotatumor
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [AM100] 6 @ 0.017 = 0.102 BTC [-] 
    
    pankkake: here's a bittramp stamp: https://lh3.ggpht.com/-NKixDgBe9dI/ThvMeY-Qo6I/AAAAAAAAAt4/kx985Qd3UZI/s640/bitcoin-tattoo-2.jpg
    
    ThickAsThieves: bittitude
    
    ThickAsThieves: bitlip - body jewelry
    
    pankkake: bitanic
    
    ThickAsThieves: gay dating site?
    
    ThickAsThieves: bisexual*
    
    mircea_popescu: is that a really badly done tattoo or am i just unexpert ?
    
    deizel: bitcoinsexchange.com (later a hyphen is added to clear things up, bitcoins-exchange.com)
    
    pankkake: oh. bite in French means cock so… :)
    
    ThickAsThieves: its a areally bad everything
    
    ThickAsThieves: ick
    
    mircea_popescu: deizel ok that ones pretty good.
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol
    
    pankkake: mircea_popescu: seems bad
    
    ThickAsThieves: bitthedust - cremation service
    
    benkay: mircea_popescu: bingoboingo and i were doing performance co-trolling last night
    
    pankkake: must be hard not to move when tatooed there though
    
    mircea_popescu: benkay a that's what it iwas.
    
    mircea_popescu: pankkake why ? pubic shield dones't hurt much.
    
    ThickAsThieves: bitthehandthatfeedsyou - welfare dist
    
    pankkake: it's kind of ticklish
    
    ThickAsThieves: bitslikeaglove - condoms
    
    ThickAsThieves: I CNAT STOP
    
    mircea_popescu: coinstop.
    
    pankkake: bitplug
    
    mircea_popescu: they totally gotta put those usb sticks in dildos already
    
    pankkake: they would burn you
    
    benkay: we could breed bitbulls
    
    ThickAsThieves: bittheroadjack - divorce attorney
    
    benkay: pankkake: dat fine line between pain and pleasure :)
    
    mircea_popescu: pankkake they get that hot ? i doubt it. have you SEEN how hot girls get down there man ?!
    
    pankkake: the usb sticks really burn my fingers
    
    ThickAsThieves: dontbitwhereyoueat - litter boxes
    
    mircea_popescu: hm
    
    mircea_popescu: after brain damage from gpu waste heat, vaginal burns from usb asic miner dildo would defo put us on the map.
    
    pankkake: recycle bit
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: glue a Stirling engine to the asic, convert heat to vibration...
    
    mircea_popescu: bint lol.
    
    ThickAsThieves: thatbitsthespot - vibrators
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform bitachi!
    
    ThickAsThieves: fruitofmycoins
    
    pankkake: or simply: bitch
    
    ThickAsThieves: naughtybits
    
    mircea_popescu: if anyone wonders how a stirling engine looks : http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/BetaStirlingTG4web.svg
    
    mircea_popescu: seems perfectly adequate for the application.
    
    ThickAsThieves: flatliners! http://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-brain-activity-death-20130918,0,4315042.story
    
    pankkake: the phallic resemblance can't be a coincidence
    
    asciilifeform: who can forget, http://gizmodo.com/5466997/the-steam+powered-vibrator-and-other-terrifying-early-sex-machines-nsfw
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol microsoft really is taking Elop?
    
    pankkake: really?
    
    pankkake: then my question would be… but who is going to buy microsoft?
    
    kakobrekla: lesbians
    
    pankkake: why lesbits?
    
    kakobrekla: cause they dont like it big and hard
    
    ThickAsThieves: http://www.theverge.com/2013/9/19/4748738/nokias-stephen-elop-to-make-more-than-25-million-for-jumping-to-microsoft
    
    ozbot: Nokia's Stephen Elop to make more than $25 million for jumping to Microsoft | The Verge
    
    pankkake: ooh
    
    ThickAsThieves: nic arb
    
    ThickAsThieves: nice*
    
    Scrat: ThickAsThieves: rofl you couldn't make this up
    
    Scrat: so funny
    
    ThickAsThieves: "He'll be leading up Microsoft's expanded devices division when the acquisition is complete, but given that there's a recently vacated CEO position at Redmond there's the possibility of even greater rewards in Elop's future."
    
    pankkake: the guy gets millions for ruining companies
    
    pankkake: how can this exist
    
    pankkake: nokia shareholders must be mad as hell
    
    ThickAsThieves: he probly has nudes of god
    
    jcpham: gotta parachute those execs man
    
    jcpham: 'cause they've worked for it
    
    ThickAsThieves: he has the password to Nokia
    
    ThickAsThieves: and wouldnt share it
    
    jcpham: wut
    
    ThickAsThieves: hehe
    
    mircea_popescu: ruining some companies is a public service
    
    mircea_popescu: like microsoft.
    
    ThickAsThieves: thats one way to look at it
    
    jcpham: i don't understand any of these tech companies anymore except google
    
    ThickAsThieves: but couldnt they ruin it faster?
    
    jcpham: and google just wants to do crazy shit
    
    ThickAsThieves: google wants to do ALL shit
    
    mircea_popescu: i was glad yahoo got that chick what's her face, i was sad microsoft is replacing balmer, but if it's elop...
    
    ThickAsThieves: their walls are made of noodles
    
    jcpham: i guess if you aren't being like a technical innovator at life
    
    jcpham: and solving life problems
    
    jcpham: you're old hat
    
    ThickAsThieves: yeah Yahoo getting Marissa was good
    
    jcpham: microsoft needs to solve a need to become relevant again
    
    jcpham: same for yahoo
    
    pankkake: i'll miss chair-throwing monkey boy
    
    ThickAsThieves: yahoo is probly mopping up internally first
    
    mircea_popescu: jcpham yahoo has pretty much all the world's yahoos
    
    ThickAsThieves: maybe next year we'll see bigger moves
    
    jcpham: hahaha
    
    mircea_popescu: i still fidn this hard to believe, but > 90% of rtomanians have yahoo email.
    
    mircea_popescu: my server just drops mail with "yahoo" in headers.
    
    mircea_popescu: this includes my mother's only email address, and pretty much any romanian company out there.
    
    pankkake: and the French have hotmail - thankfully a thing of the past but…
    
    kakobrekla: lol
    
    jcpham: yeah my wife has a yahoo email address
    
    mircea_popescu: texas-local-television@yahoo.com happens here.
    
    mircea_popescu: jcpham kill her.
    
    jcpham: and surprising i know lots of peeps with them still
    
    jcpham: i have one too but haven't logged in in years
    
    ThickAsThieves: does aol still have email?
    
    jcpham: it must be the webmail niche still
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves yup
    
    jcpham: because yahoo was one of the first to offer that
    
    ThickAsThieves: seems like that should be a collectible
    
    ThickAsThieves: aol email addies
    
    mircea_popescu: i think it is
    
    jcpham: then they got into competetion with storage space and stuff if you remember
    
    mircea_popescu: oldscjhool by now. weirdo retired uni profs have them
    
    jcpham: who's webmail had the most free shit
    
    jcpham: yahoo was on top of that race until gmail
    
    ThickAsThieves: hotmail/outlook web mail looks pretty nice now
    
    ThickAsThieves: i still wont use it tho
    
    asciilifeform: AOL lives, still. there even remain rural pestholes in the U.S. where they're the only game in town.
    
    jcpham: that's crazy
    
    asciilifeform: (well, that and iridium sat)
    
    jcpham: i bet dialup too
    
    ThickAsThieves: $email
    
    mpexbot: ThickAsThieves: To sign up for this service, contact smickles. Cost will be 0.01 BTC.
    
    mircea_popescu: how to know you're not really in the us
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.857 = 3.714 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    kakobrekla: mpexbot works for nsa btw
    
    mircea_popescu: kakobrekla omfg stop spreading fudlies
    
    pankkake: http://youtu.be/e8M6S8EKbnU?t=1m9s amazing company!
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    ozbot: The best of Steve Ballmer - YouTube
    
    mircea_popescu: assbot should ocasionally say "amazing company your mom is"
    
    ThickAsThieves: god that video is horrible
    
    kakobrekla: 4x6 px
    
    Diablo-D3: >developers developers developers developers
    
    pankkake: while True: developers
    
    ThickAsThieves: Is Bitcoin the Beginning or the End of Banking as we know it? ~reddit
    
    ThickAsThieves: Yes!
    
    pankkake: let's ask the same question every day ~reddit
    
    Rulother: cats ~reddit
    
    jcpham: i like the fact that I can buy a 6500k off the grid solar tie in kit for 48 bitcoins
    
    jcpham: i'm waiting on the price to drop to a few btc before i jump into solar
    
    kakobrekla: solar is out
    
    jcpham: no one sells mr fusion
    
    jcpham: pre-order only :(
    
    jurov: lmao these names
    
    jurov: i literall just today registered livestocks.me
    
    jurov: it *will* be used ;)
    
    ThickAsThieves: am both totally and totally not interested in this article http://www.riabiz.com/a/24063560/how-the-winklevoss-twins-presence-at-a-big-nyc-hedgie-event-cut-the-torpor-and-distracted-from-the-poor-job-most-hedge-funds-are-doing-for-clients
    
    ThickAsThieves: i assume it sucks
    
    mircea_popescu: you know, not a single fuckable chick i ever talked to had a reddit.
    
    pankkake: you're ambitvalent?
    
    mircea_popescu: nope.
    
    ThickAsThieves: jurov, but it has no coinbits in the name?
    
    pankkake: it was for TAT
    
    ThickAsThieves: how will you get VCs?
    
    jurov: no, but it has sheep
    
    pankkake: oh, it's not a sex slave market?
    
    jurov: ain't need no filthy VCs
    
    ThickAsThieves: i'm probly late to this realization, but yesterday it occurred to me that the Bitcoin Foundation is worse than just being a bunch of cointreprenuers
    
    ThickAsThieves: it's a shell org to act as catchall for for VC opportunities
    
    asciilifeform: ThickAsThieves: worse
    
    ThickAsThieves: by offering grants
    
    mircea_popescu: tomorrow you'll wake up to further realisations,
    
    mircea_popescu: and then i'll be an asshole and link you to 2012 and well...
    
    asciilifeform: ThickAsThieves: it publicly joined a traitorous 'NSA club'
    
    jcpham: lol'd at trace meyer endorsements
    
    ThickAsThieves: if there's one thing we can count on mp, it's that tomorrow when we wake up you'll still be an asshole
    
    jurov: it's grup of kids cooperating to avoid doing their homework as mircea nicely put it
    
    ThickAsThieves: :)
    
    jcpham: mr. how to disappear wants to be on the board
    
    Rulother: lol
    
    jcpham: seems hypocritical
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it was made by well known vc circuit fraudster vesseness. it collected "donations". it used said donations to prop ycombinator-driven "businesses", that incidentally never got anywhere. what did you expect it to do next ?
    
    mircea_popescu: try and recycle more average-stupid-american into "relevancy", package it and sell it.
    
    nubbins`: hi
    
    mircea_popescu: support bfl scammers while that was good, pretend it never did afterwards, the way shit works.
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: so where's the authoritative 'clean' bitcoind fork?
    
    ThickAsThieves: the Trace guy like pre-announced his Armory investment via board debates
    
    mircea_popescu: i am not at liberty to discuss.
    
    ThickAsThieves: was very slimey
    
    ThickAsThieves: Armory having received BitFoundation grant money
    
    ThickAsThieves: Trace running for board
    
    ThickAsThieves: birds, feathers
    
    jcpham: all coincidental
    
    mircea_popescu: coincidental indeed.
    
    ThickAsThieves: so of course i must join board next
    
    dub: joerg wants to be hardcore
    
    ThickAsThieves: front run teh IPOz!
    
    jcpham: so if you want to be on the board you need to be a talking head
    
    jcpham: and make "someone has a gun to your head" youtube videoa
    
    ThickAsThieves: memories:
    
    jcpham: all that stuff
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: seems like bitcoind users are 'setting themselves up the bomb' by running the foundation's crap - sooner they quit, the better
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: jcpham yes. as long as you speak american, in order to be anything anywhere within the structure you have to be a talking head. that's the thing. thats why obama's not black, even if he is a nigger.
    
    ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
    
    jcpham: i get the talking head thing
    
    jcpham: i used to make fun of them but i get it now
    
    mircea_popescu: what happened to you, got married ?
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it makes relatively little difference what the dust bitcoiners are running.
    
    jcpham: witnessed enough idiocy in action that leads to further opportunities
    
    jcpham: yes
    
    mircea_popescu: in a sense it's good that they follow the crud, self limiting disease on both ends.
    
    jcpham: it's really not even important if you know what you are talking about
    
    jcpham: and it doesn't even need to be true
    
    jcpham: you just need enough media and TV to expose you
    
    mircea_popescu: "need".
    
    jcpham: horse-head SCRYPT.ASIC bitfunder IPO youtube video
    
    jcpham: gogogog
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: sure btc is ready to lose the chump money collector that is the 'dust' users?
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it won't be btc. the beauty is that we're perfectly severable. i just sit here and wait, and the scammers build themselves up. when their building becomes unsustainable for them, i cut their rope and they choke.
    
    mircea_popescu: so, dust collectors follow the qt. at some point the qt is used to deliver some value away from the users. i say so, and point to bf. end of story.
    
    mircea_popescu: this is why bitcoin destroys the welfare system : because it is a strictly bound system.
    
    dub: one thing is certain
    
    mircea_popescu: welfare needs eternally expanding system.
    
    dub: lizzy ploshay is a CIA plant
    
    mircea_popescu: but as long as i have the total energy and it's fixed, you can't run fake perpetuum mobiles.
    
    asciilifeform: if the chumps decamp en masse, btc might end up as a Hawala for a dozen people.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S] [S.MPOE] 21770 @ 0.00093426 = 20.3388 BTC [+]  {4} 
    
    mircea_popescu: they don't decamp btc. they decamp obama, go vote rumsfeld or w/e
    
    mircea_popescu: as IF.
    
    asciilifeform: i can't help but suspect that bitcoind-as-we-know-it is only a Schelling point b/c virtually no one understands the code
    
    mircea_popescu: this would be a step this way from what i recall your last position, which was that it isn't.
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i still think that in the abstract it isn't, given that there's nothing magic about the code (quite a few people, myself included, have understood it)
    
    mircea_popescu: it's a schelling point exactly because it introduces hard binds on the system of everyrthing.
    
    asciilifeform: a great many interesting things could be done (bring back the turing-complete 'script' engine, for one)
    
    mircea_popescu: these can then be used to make the spinning lying circus the us brought us impracticable.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 43 @ 0.002637 = 0.1134 BTC [+] 
    
    mircea_popescu: much like the reason it never arose earlier, say in england.
    
    mircea_popescu: in fact, the french revolution TRIED. hard. it failed, and it failed because the hard bounds of that system sunk them.
    
    mircea_popescu: ie, gold.
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: you underestimate the tenacity of the circus clowns; they'll continue with Zimbabwean fiat if they have to
    
    mircea_popescu: tenacity is irrelevant.
    
    mircea_popescu: nobody was mroe tenacious than la grande armee
    
    mircea_popescu: but in the end, if you don't have it you don't have it and that's the end of the story.
    
    asciilifeform: so where's the kutuzov for the anglo bonaparte?
    
    mircea_popescu: you'll find out when they invade russia.
    
    mircea_popescu: you didn't know who kutuzov was before the event.
    
    mircea_popescu: anyway, the notion that lies enact reality are no different from the earlier socialistoid propositions that work enacts currency, as brought by hitler in the 30s and by the various revolutionaires right before the empire.
    
    mircea_popescu: they're both false, in the sense of that quote, that useful work is limited but useless work infinite.
    
    ThickAsThieves: The next asicminer! https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=297334.msg1521109;topicseen#new
    
    asciilifeform: the fuhrer's playground didn't exactly go broke and keel over on its own accord.
    
    pankkake: The HotAir Mining Company
    
    ThickAsThieves: Sun Fart Mining
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it did go broke.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [CBTC] 250 @ 0.000402 = 0.1005 BTC [-] 
    
    pankkake: moderated topic, can't do a "reserved" I guess
    
    dub: ;;nethash
    
    gribble: 993830.229432
    
    ThickAsThieves: we could just spam the thread with Reserved posts
    
    ThickAsThieves: or rather, Amazing company!
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    mircea_popescu: or pictures of milk
    
    ThickAsThieves: or mp on a horse meme
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: actually milk trollage has the advantage that it's so wtf nonsensical the noob scammer is likely to try and entertasin it.
    
    mircea_popescu: because they never do their fucking homework, they always just asume.
    
    mircea_popescu: and so... ask them if they are lactose intollerant
    
    mircea_popescu: and what do they think about also getting into the milk buysines
    
    ThickAsThieves: google image search for "mircea popescu on a horse" is pretty odd
    
    ThickAsThieves: the sharpie ass comes up
    
    ThickAsThieves: a naked lady
    
    ThickAsThieves: a horse penis
    
    ThickAsThieves: the usual i guess
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: i see a pig, the fixed portrait of jesus
    
    ThickAsThieves: hehe, fixed
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 142 @ 0.00242772 = 0.3447 BTC [-]  {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [CBTC] 50000 @ 0.00040059 = 20.0295 BTC [-]  {5} 
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: yah, that.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 108 @ 0.002431 = 0.2625 BTC [-] 
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: "Theres a catch though : pretty much all this infernal machinery of doom depends upon the continual, endless and unavoidable debasement of the currency. If inflation is no longer a fact, if avoiding it becomes not common but even possible, nothing in the grand scheme of socialism works anymore. Nothing at all, everything depends on that."
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 68 @ 0.00243152 = 0.1653 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: socialism sounds a lot like the mining scene
    
    ThickAsThieves: satoshi just took the inflation out of the money and put it into the difficulty
    
    kakobrekla: diff has nothing to do with ammt of money printed
    
    mircea_popescu: ya srsly i don't fgollow that reasoning
    
    ThickAsThieves: ity wasnt exactky meant to be apt
    
    ThickAsThieves: meanwhile: http://imgur.com/aGVVKWE
    
    ThickAsThieves: shoulda worn some sunglasses!
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [HIM] 6 @ 0.18999 = 1.1399 BTC [+] 
    
    mircea_popescu: lmao
    
    mircea_popescu: i am of surprised nobody made a penis one
    
    jborkl: That is in TAT's private archive
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    
    
    ThickAsThieves: admittedly, i think i used up all my creativity for the day on coinbit names
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 10 @ 1.812 = 18.12 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: these pretzels are making me thirsty.
    
    mircea_popescu: incidentally : i wonder if american ppls are better than romanians at americana.
    
    
    
    ozbot: Test de Americana pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
    
    mircea_popescu: that was never solved.
    
    mircea_popescu: (question is, which town and coming from where is the pic)
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 2625 @ 0.00243023 = 6.3794 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    dub: http://www.radarnoticias.com/painel/modulos/galerias/pastas/2012-05-15_1337094462/1337094490602.jpg slightly disturbing image search hit for that
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 4 @ 1.86099999 = 7.444 BTC [+]  {4} 
    
    jborkl: https://products.butterflylabs.com/homepage-new-products/1-gh-cloud-hosted-bitcoin-hashing-power.html
    
    jborkl: :/
    
    ozbot: Bitcoin Mining Hardware Mining by the GH - Homepage new products - Butterfly Labs
    
    ThickAsThieves: <mircea_popescu> (question is, which town and coming from where is the pic) philly
    
    mircea_popescu: nop
    
    ThickAsThieves: looks similar tho
    
    ThickAsThieves: hrm
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 526 @ 0.00221 = 1.1625 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.812 = 3.624 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [BASIC-MINING] 3 @ 0.12 = 0.36 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [COGNITIVE] 2 @ 0.1652 = 0.3304 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 4200 @ 0.00242076 = 10.1672 BTC [-]  {8} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 82 @ 0.01731865 = 1.4201 BTC [-]  {8} 
    
    dub: ;;estimate
    
    gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 135770027.318 based on data since last change | 138834360.724 based on data for last three days
    
    ThickAsThieves: Detroit?
    
    mircea_popescu: nop.
    
    ThickAsThieves: ah well
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [TAT.ASICMINER] 30 @ 0.01721 = 0.5163 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: i don't think you can identify it if you've not been on the exact road
    
    mircea_popescu: but otherwise i think it's pretty obvious
    
    mjr_: whats up everyone
    
    mircea_popescu: so like 0.1% odds or less i guess
    
    ThickAsThieves: sup josh
    
    mircea_popescu: mjr_ not much, going to watch cocksucker blues with innocent girlies.
    
    ThickAsThieves: are you a traitor yet?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GOLD] 492 @ 0.00505192 = 2.4855 BTC [-]  {8} 
    
    mjr_: hmm
    
    mjr_: is that a new movie?
    
    mjr_: i'm in panama and loving it
    
    ThickAsThieves: sweet
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LTC-ATF.B2] 20 @ 0.01148 = 0.2296 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ET.DIFF.LONG] 10 @ 0.01356899 = 0.1357 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    
    
    Duffer1: interesting read
    
    ozbot: Pay heed to the internet's Third Wave Cows of Disruption | ZDNet
    
    thestringpuller: Duffer1: yoyoyo
    
    thestringpuller: pm
    
    dub: cows have been disrupting tech for a while actually
    
    dub: dairy being one of the drivers of 'big data' from the outset
    
    kakobrekla: we need more cows, these methane levels just arent cutting it, im cold.
    
    cosmo: does bitfunders graph cause problems for other peoples browsers as well? everytime i try to change it it lags like hell then i get a stop script prompt from firefox
    
    zoinky: hide that ish
    
    cosmo: but i wanna look at it :s
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [PETA-MINE] 1 @ 0.645 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 265 @ 0.002357 = 0.6246 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    gesell1: so we have to start saying XBT rather than BTC?
    
    kakobrekla: only hipsters say XBT
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [PETA-MINE] 1 @ 0.645 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 625 @ 0.002421 = 1.5131 BTC [+] 
    
    gesell1: but i am a hipster
    
    gesell1: i mean, i assumed we all were
    
    ThickAsThieves: nah its how we'll discern wall st wanna-bes
    
    gesell1: huh, hipsters are wallst wannabes?
    
    ThickAsThieves: i just shaved my ironic neckbeard so, maybe
    
    kakobrekla: i hope everyone uses xbt and when i add it to mt4 at some point, i call it BTC
    
    gesell1: "B⃦ has been the standard currency sign for BTC for a long time." --https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Bitcoin_symbol What ass do people pull this shit from.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ACTIVEMINING] 272 @ 0.002357 = 0.6411 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.852 BTC [+] 
    
    dub: is that the bloomberg symbol?
    
    gesell1: didnt cut paste but its the double vertical bar through the B symbol
    
    ThickAsThieves: i only see a box
    
    matuszed: Bberg is just mimicing the iso
    
    ThickAsThieves: is my fonts outta date or sumth?
    
    matuszed: Mine looks silly too
    
    gesell1: see tha link
    
    kakobrekla: just use /b/
    
    ThickAsThieves: link shows funny box too
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 934 @ 0.00242 = 2.2603 BTC [-] 
    
    gesell1: /b/coin for /b/tards
    
    ThickAsThieves: bittarded
    
    ThickAsThieves: bitarded
    
    Diablo-D3: btarded
    
    ThickAsThieves: bitardus
    
    ThickAsThieves: tardis*
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [HIM] 2 @ 0.18999 = 0.38 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S] [LABCOIN] 5000 @ 0.0024145 = 12.0725 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [S] [AM100] 20 @ 0.0168 = 0.336 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.PURCHASE] 1000 @ 0.009291 = 9.291 BTC [-] 
    
    dub: mmm 25 gigglebits of ios7 updates
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 8700 @ 0.00240962 = 20.9637 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [DMS.MINING] 1000 @ 0.00230077 = 2.3008 BTC [-]  {8} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1000 @ 0.0024 = 2.4 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 65 @ 0.0024 = 0.156 BTC [-] 
    
    kakobrekla: lol kraken, btc is xbt and ltc is ltc!
    
    kakobrekla: dunno if these guys know what they are doing
    
    Duffer1: how did they come up with xbt anyways
    
    kakobrekla: well, it is the standard of retards
    
    
    
    kakobrekla: some idiot put XBT inthere
    
    Duffer1: oh x = no country code then?
    
    kakobrekla: THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!
    
    dub: X is the internets
    
    dub: short for xxx
    
    kakobrekla: they put x in front cause its sounds more dope
    
    ThickAsThieves: stands for Christ
    
    ThickAsThieves: the preferred coin of Jesus
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 1000 @ 0.00708693 = 7.0869 BTC [+]  {6} 
    
    kakobrekla: hm
    
    jurov: i've seen xlt for litecoin somewhere
    
    jurov: cant remember
    
    ThickAsThieves: sounds like a mcdonalds burger
    
    jurov: https://forum.litecoin.net/index.php?topic=5427.0 googled this..
    
    ozbot: Litecoin Association Meetings Talking Points, Notes and Log
    
    jurov: they even mimic btc foundation
    
    jurov: chicken hipsters
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol at the log
    
    ThickAsThieves: they sound very important
    
    kakobrekla: like as much as us
    
    ThickAsThieves: we dont organize
    
    ThickAsThieves: or attempt to
    
    kakobrekla: yeah, we kill solo ;)
    
    ThickAsThieves: not sure if the Q got to you, but is there an RSS just for resolved bitbets?
    
    kakobrekla: is on todo, early next week im out of time sry
    
    ThickAsThieves: cool cool
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 150 @ 0.00116001 = 0.174 BTC [-] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: happy to see the new stuffs lately
    
    ThickAsThieves: calculators and fancy assbottery
    
    kakobrekla: kako is not dead, yet.
    
    ThickAsThieves: "Department of Defense office manages to find a new fax machine to accept FOIA requests"
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 150 @ 0.00116 = 0.174 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 45953 @ 0.00227094 = 104.3565 BTC [-]  {41} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 46421 @ 0.00220473 = 102.3458 BTC [-]  {15} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 4000 @ 0.00216064 = 8.6426 BTC [-]  {7} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 68964 @ 0.00208342 = 143.681 BTC [-]  {65} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: nice
    
    ThickAsThieves: dexx7, what hapnd! <@assbot> [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 68964 @ 0.00208342 = 143.681 BTC [-]  {65}
    
    Duffer1: zero news, lets dump a 150k shares!
    
    saulimus: :o
    
    dexX7: :D
    
    dexX7: i have no idea
    
    Kleeck__: lol
    
    Kleeck__: wow
    
    kakobrekla: all nice summed up :)
    
    ThickAsThieves: and in 10min therell be 150k buys?
    
    Duffer1: someone added a zero to their sell order? :P
    
    ThickAsThieves: is {65} the record?
    
    kakobrekla: prolly
    
    dexX7: !highscore << want!
    
    ThickAsThieves: must track important records like that
    
    Duffer1: i like that idea dex
    
    kakobrekla: !freehookers << want!
    
    kakobrekla: but only mp gets that.
    
    dexX7: hehe
    
    ThickAsThieves: are they hookers if they are free?
    
    Scrat: oh shit assbot is smart now?
    
    ThickAsThieves: havent they lost enough?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 321 @ 0.01615563 = 5.186 BTC [-]  {13} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 1 @ 0.18999 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [TAT.ASICMINER] 40 @ 0.01713624 = 0.6854 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 12 @ 0.016 = 0.192 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 100 @ 0.00233079 = 0.2331 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.811 BTC [-] 
    
    mjr_: isn't a free hooker an oxymoron?
    
    kakobrekla: rnd pic for the day http://25.media.tumblr.com/642a79ec66e060487838721cf58cf5ad/tumblr_mp4vg9Enqq1qjqxmoo1_r1_500.jpg
    
    kakobrekla: and for jurov http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/14/article-2393391-1B4AF46D000005DC-234_634x476.jpg
    
    jurov: lol
    
    kakobrekla: mjr_ as much as free dentist
    
    kakobrekla: ah he left
    
    dub: free as in side stream crack smoke at stallmans house
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4506 @ 0.00040003 = 1.8025 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: <jurov> chicken hipsters << totally.
    
    mircea_popescu: how come jurov gets much shittier pic ?
    
    mircea_popescu: http://24.media.tumblr.com/0197997c1882bff8df93ce3e46f8c3cd/tumblr_mq4421keel1qf809po1_1280.jpg
    
    jurov: kako has no nuance for this, he's forgiven
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: and all together now :
    
    
    
    jurov: yea, much better
    
    ozbot: Raw Chocolate Enemas (Part I of II), episode #328 - YouTube
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.016 = 0.32 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: and also, cocksucker blues is NOT a new film.
    
    mircea_popescu: it's a very old one.
    
    mod6: (16:14) < kakobrekla> THIS IS BAT COUNTRY! << LOL
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 450 @ 0.002278 = 1.0251 BTC [+] 
    
    kakobrekla: sorry jurov ill try to improve on it
    
    jurov: oh my
    
    mircea_popescu: this sounds dangerous.
    
    jurov: NO HOMO
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1432 @ 0.00228682 = 3.2747 BTC [+]  {4} 
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    [\]: its not gay unless the balls touch
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.81 BTC [-] 
    
    freshcoin: you said it
    
    mircea_popescu: dp is not gay ftr.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4928 @ 0.00092877 = 4.577 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 6 @ 1.80016666 = 10.801 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    kakobrekla: aha, gavins haircut reminds me of spocks
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 14 @ 0.01599999 = 0.224 BTC [-] 
    
    mod6: haha
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.809 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 29 @ 0.01599999 = 0.464 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 245 @ 0.002241 = 0.549 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 15240 @ 0.00208475 = 31.7716 BTC [-]  {18} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 80 @ 0.002243 = 0.1794 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.PURCHASE] 432 @ 0.009291 = 4.0137 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 105 @ 0.00203 = 0.2132 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.81 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 3 @ 1.81 = 5.43 BTC [+] 
    
    dub: wat
    
    dub: LC thread has 200 more pages than when I last looked at it
    
    dub: they went full retard
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [CIPHERMINE-PT] 28 @ 0.05774927 = 1.617 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    dexX7: no no
    
    dexX7: it's like this since more than a week :p
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 195 @ 0.0022707 = 0.4428 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    dexX7: *for
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.1652 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: over 9000 weeks.
    
    
    
    ozbot: BitBet - Sony's PlayStation 4 will ship before the end of 2013
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;calc 2.4/0.04
    
    gribble: 60
    
    mircea_popescu: sony is even less trusted than labcoin.
    
    dexX7: knc is no scam, right?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 105 @ 0.01599999 = 1.68 BTC [-] 
    
    freshcoin: Who knows? I'm not sure of anything anymore.
    
    dexX7: We would also like to take this opportunity to say that while we have remained as silent as possible on our simulations and only promised figures that we know we can meet. we will not down clock our chips to 400 we will release all our machines with the greatest hashing power we can. So yes the rumors are true Jupiter will be greater than 400 by a significant margin as a free gift from
    
    dexX7: us to all our loyal customers.
    
    dexX7: this sounds funny.. "yes the rumors are true" etc =D
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 18 @ 0.016 = 0.288 BTC [+] 
    
    freshcoin: lol
    
    
    
    ozbot: BitBet - KnCMiner will deliver ASIC devices before October 1st
    
    mircea_popescu: rated 3:2, but i have my doubts.
    
    dexX7: do you think bets reflect the sentiment appropriately?
    
    mircea_popescu: my own opinion is that yes is overstated.
    
    mircea_popescu: then again, > 100 bets, i would guess it does reflect sentiment appropriately.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.5500003 = 1.1 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 125 @ 0.002065 = 0.2581 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.13555 = 0.2711 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.016 = 0.32 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 6 @ 0.13500101 = 0.81 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PETA-MINE] 13 @ 0.65 = 8.45 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 200 @ 0.00215 = 0.43 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 70 @ 0.00686104 = 0.4803 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 200 @ 0.00224 = 0.448 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [B] [CIPHERMINE.B1] 10 @ 0.01031 = 0.1031 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 60 @ 0.002236 = 0.1342 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 109 @ 0.016 = 1.744 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 400 @ 0.01031074 = 4.1243 BTC [+]  {4} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 18228 @ 0.00205544 = 37.4666 BTC [-]  {16} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2081 @ 0.00200548 = 4.1734 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 922 @ 0.002005 = 1.8486 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 26996 @ 0.00190263 = 51.3634 BTC [-]  {21} 
    
    dexX7: my dreams.. my future.. :(
    
    Duffer1: kids going to public school now?
    
    Duffer1: was that your dump dexx?
    
    Duffer1: if you dumped then i'd be scared
    
    dexX7: haha :) no i'm just fooling around
    
    dexX7: i'm not invested
    
    Duffer1: i see hehe
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 4986 @ 0.0018538 = 9.243 BTC [-]  {7} 
    
    dexX7: i only get in for a very short time
    
    dub: theres always selling pics of stuff in your ass to mp
    
    Duffer1: full on labcoin panic time looks like
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 61543 @ 0.00176446 = 108.5902 BTC [-]  {39} 
    
    dexX7: it's imploding now
    
    dub: hmm burnside planning to cut and run
    
    dub: requiring a public bailout address
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 452 @ 0.00199813 = 0.9032 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 5721 @ 0.0013882 = 7.9419 BTC [+]  {9} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ACTIVEMINING] 300 @ 0.002349 = 0.7047 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ACTIVEMINING] 2760 @ 0.00221238 = 6.1062 BTC [-]  {6} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [TAT.ASICMINER] 10 @ 0.0173 = 0.173 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [TAT.ASICMINER] 38 @ 0.01698 = 0.6452 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    Duffer1: ;;ident dexx7_
    
    gribble: Nick 'dexx7_', with hostmask 'dexX7_!dexX7@unaffiliated/dexx7', is not identified.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [TAT.ASICMINER] 37 @ 0.01689 = 0.6249 BTC [-] 
    
    dexX7_: w8
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [TAT.ASICMINER] 33 @ 0.01689 = 0.5574 BTC [-] 
    
    Duffer1: never can be too careful :P
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [TAT.ASICMINER] 25 @ 0.01689 = 0.4223 BTC [-] 
    
    dexX7_: ;;gpg everify
    
    gribble: (gpg everify <otp>) -- Verify the latest encrypt-authentication request by providing your decrypted one-time password. If verified, you'll be authenticated for the duration of the bot's or your IRC session on channel (whichever is shorter).
    
    dexX7_: ;;gpg eauth
    
    gribble: (gpg eauth <nick>) -- Initiate authentication for user <nick>. You must have registered a GPG key with the bot for this to work. You will be given a link to a page which contains a one time password encrypted with your key. Decrypt, and use the 'everify' command with it. Your passphrase will expire in 10 minutes.
    
    dexX7_: ;;gpg eauth dexX7
    
    gribble: Request successful for user dexX7, hostmask dexX7_!dexX7@unaffiliated/dexx7. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/7675E31CF5719832
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7743 @ 0.00093 = 7.201 BTC [+] 
    
    Duffer1: oh i see your connection timeout
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [TAT.ASICMINER] 12 @ 0.01689 = 0.2027 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [TAT.ASICMINER] 10 @ 0.01689 = 0.1689 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [TAT.ASICMINER] 30 @ 0.01686 = 0.5058 BTC [-] 
    
    dexX7_: ;;gpg everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:b8a3fa4bb789c1c01f157f368f791d40b3334c11f189ae3f7b95e5ed
    
    gribble: You are now authenticated for user dexX7 with key 7675E31CF5719832
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 15392 @ 0.00182284 = 28.0572 BTC [-]  {21} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 20683 @ 0.00174213 = 36.0325 BTC [-]  {12} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2971 @ 0.001661 = 4.9348 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 8392 @ 0.00167956 = 14.0949 BTC [+]  {4} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2420 @ 0.0016606 = 4.0187 BTC [-]  {6} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.81 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 10000 @ 0.00165151 = 16.5151 BTC [-]  {6} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [TAT.ASICMINER] 100 @ 0.01655568 = 1.6556 BTC [-]  {10} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1000 @ 0.00166 = 1.66 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 700 @ 0.001799 = 1.2593 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [TAT.ASICMINER] 50 @ 0.01650759 = 0.8254 BTC [-]  {5} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1000 @ 0.00179782 = 1.7978 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    afrotec: =whats up [7]