crtdaydreams: https://cryptodeeptech.ru/bitcoin-bluetooth-attacks/ sounds familiar
crtdaydreams: originally from https://securityonline.info/cve-2025-27840-how-a-tiny-esp32-chip-could-crack-open-bitcoin-wallets-worldwide/
crtdaydreams: aand Archive
asciilifeform: whythefuq wouldja generate privkeys or btc tx etc on esp32!?
asciilifeform: (or on anyffin else with a wireless mystery meat on the bus...)
asciilifeform: reads like 'we found 0day for electric shaver/toaster/masturbator' 'potentially billions of btc!!!111'
crtdaydreams: Don't underestimate the stupidity of people https://github.com/bitaxeorg
mats: garbage website
crtdaydreams: thanks mats, very constructive
asciilifeform: mats is right tho: overpowering stench of gpt there
asciilifeform: complete with over9000 repeating chunks of same text
mats: sorry