asciilifeform: $ticker btc usd
btcinfobot: Current BTC price in USD: $31799.94
asciilifeform: !w poll
watchglass: Polling 15 nodes...
watchglass: 185.85.38.54:8333 : Could not connect!
watchglass: 185.163.46.29:8333 : Could not connect!
watchglass: 54.39.156.171:8333 : (ns562940.ip-54-39-156.net) Alive: (0.053s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=667771
watchglass: 71.114.46.209:8333 : (pool-71-114-46-209.washdc.fios.verizon.net) Alive: (0.104s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=667771 (Operator: asciilifeform)
watchglass: 205.134.172.4:8333 : (172-4.core.ai.net) Alive: (0.085s) V=70001 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.7.0.1/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=667771
watchglass: 205.134.172.26:8333 : Alive: (0.082s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=667771
watchglass: 205.134.172.28:8333 : Alive: (0.084s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Return Addr=0.0.0.0:8333 Blocks=667756 (Operator: whaack)
watchglass: 208.94.240.42:8333 : Alive: (0.221s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=667771
watchglass: 192.151.158.26:8333 : Alive: (0.266s) V=70001 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.7.0.1/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=667771
watchglass: 143.202.160.10:8333 : Alive: (0.314s) V=70001 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.7.0.1/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=667771
watchglass: 213.109.238.156:8333 : Alive: (0.312s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=667462
watchglass: 84.16.46.130:8333 : (182518.pk.3pp.slovanet.sk) Alive: (0.249s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=448507
watchglass: 176.9.59.199:8333 : (static.199.59.9.176.clients.your-server.de) Alive: (0.290s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=391693 (Operator: jurov)
watchglass: 205.134.172.6:8333 : Busy? (No answer in 100 sec.)
asciilifeform: !q uptime
snsabot: asciilifeform: time since my last reconnect : 0d 10h 44m
asciilifeform: ACHTUNG rack subscribers! received news of massive fiber oops in east usa. so far no detectable effect on our upstream, but this might change. as usual plox to report outages >5min here.
asciilifeform: atm asciilifeform's desk affected; rack not
shinohai: Heard that some derp cut a Verizon fiber cable.
asciilifeform: shinohai: aha, most of east usa residential fiber hangs off that 1 cable. zimbabwe.
shinohai: Showed up in my feed, twits and redditards are "Oh noes, my Zoom meets and Robinhood!".
thimbronion: shinohai: I dug up the sage probe.
shinohai: Oh neat thimbronion ... still interested in parting with it?
thimbronion: shinohai: yes
shinohai: If you'll be around later this evening will get with you to discuss. Mobile atm enjoying a 70 degree day out lol.
thimbronion: Yeah I should be around.
shinohai: Sweet.
asciilifeform: !w probe 108.31.170.100 8333
watchglass: 108.31.170.100:8333 : (pool-108-31-170-100.washdc.fios.verizon.net) Alive: (0.104s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=667782
asciilifeform: ^ ACHTUNG trb folx ^ asciilifeform's noad current ip ^ .
asciilifeform: shinohai: 'cut fiber' in these cases moar likely than not 'drunken nsa goon in nyc at&t bldg elbowed a plug'
asciilifeform: anyways apparently fixed. 0 impact on rack connectivity.
shinohai: aha! Seemed like very selective "cut" to me.
asciilifeform: shinohai: it's hilarious, they're traditionally unable to install a new piece of snoopware iron w/out taking out the link for hour+
asciilifeform: (one'd naively imagine it's a coupla sec. worth of 'in & out' work. but no..)
asciilifeform pictures nsa stuffed shirt yanking fiber, then going to smoke, then to eat, then... hours later, back
thimbronion: asciilifeform: possibly wasn't smoke break, but needed to pump some breast milk.
asciilifeform: lol!
shinohai: or dilate.