ben_vulpes: unrelatedly, i'm watching these two crows hassling a raptor out over the river
ben_vulpes: 449086
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-01-19#1605355 << mine's a zillion blocks behind
ben_vulpes: pw:rn?
ben_vulpes: "bike" is useful, "beach" is responsible for some amount of CLIM...
ben_vulpes: occasionally i ask a question and someone answers
ben_vulpes: aye
ben_vulpes: ah yes, 'twas adlai who brought do
ben_vulpes: i was certain that we'd done the 'omg cmucl compilation' lolz thread before; is this a time loop? where are picard and riker
ben_vulpes: dog if that's a jet fighter i'm the ceo of apple
ben_vulpes: FAP FAP FAP
ben_vulpes: FAP
ben_vulpes: for pete_dushenski on the topic of studded bike tires https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q5IYSrLFUY
ben_vulpes: cool, mod6
ben_vulpes: that feel when your html renders just fine in lynx but chrome makes an unspeakable nightmare of it
ben_vulpes: wasn't the swordfish hacker played up down and sideways?
ben_vulpes: gotta wail together or it doesn't work i guess
ben_vulpes: trinque: fwiw, if a girl doesn't at least allow for other women to engage in sex work she can't be called a feminist
ben_vulpes: womens march continues to deliver top lols: http://janetmock.tumblr.com/post/156017232338/womens-march-sex-worker-inclusion
ben_vulpes: salted roads another subtler check
ben_vulpes: dependence on the state is cancer of the soul.
ben_vulpes: moreover i live in clackamas county, where civilized men load the children and whiskey into the trucks and go plow each others streets for fun.
ben_vulpes: dunno how you got to "portland does nothing" from "no salt or sand". there are plows, they were out.
ben_vulpes: well yes ofc, but the point is that there's no hard coupling between revenues and expenses when the government can simply borrow more.
ben_vulpes: what tax, pdx issues bonds and goes into debt just like the big boys
ben_vulpes: most people get around in covered wagons anyways, so it's not that big of a deal.
ben_vulpes: nah
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: on the chains thread, perhaps worth pointing out that this area doesn't salt the roads.
ben_vulpes: ("i know what this entirely figured-out industrial process needs -- more steps and parts!")
ben_vulpes: fatties aren't adequate?
ben_vulpes: seems unnecessary
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: studded bike tires?
ben_vulpes: such a simple machine, detonator and compressive charge, how could anyone ever fuck that up.
ben_vulpes: very convinced.
ben_vulpes: i'm sure the nukes are in fine condition.
ben_vulpes: Ingolfr_Arnarson: you writing a novel?
ben_vulpes: like i did two months before
ben_vulpes: nono i understand how it works now
ben_vulpes: trinque: i see
ben_vulpes: appears to be, yes.
ben_vulpes: heyo
ben_vulpes: Ingolfr_Arnarson: you'll hafta pm deedbot if you haven't figured that out yet
ben_vulpes: heh
ben_vulpes: !!down Ingolfr_Arnarson
ben_vulpes: Ingolfr_Arnarson: indulge me for a second, i'm going to down you and then would you up yourself?
ben_vulpes: trinque: ^^ "for 30 minutes"?
ben_vulpes: well that's an interesting result
ben_vulpes: Ingolfr_Arnarson: try again
ben_vulpes: !!v 61A580475F8BE8AEDD7DE7295076F5BCF077307B8CEBD36432DF8B34F48A7AD7
ben_vulpes: !!rate Ingolfr_Arnarson 1 new blood
ben_vulpes: lolk
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: ^^
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-01-18#1604597 << http://cascadianhacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/blocks.txt
ben_vulpes: oh oh
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: pardon?
ben_vulpes is rewriting logger, would do it otherwise.
ben_vulpes: open project for #tmsr acolytes: scrape chainstate for time delta between blocks for the past few days, calculate average and first std dev.
ben_vulpes: agustin: well now you'll *need* to !!up yourself
ben_vulpes: i see it
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: aye
ben_vulpes: omfg top notch
ben_vulpes: "can we killer app it"
ben_vulpes: i will take delivery of the lols, tyvm
ben_vulpes: "we blamed the operators. we blamed the cpe vendors. we blamed the router vendors. and now we blame the users. it's always someone else's fault."
ben_vulpes: agustin: ready to up yourself?
ben_vulpes: !!v ED367D99B8EB14ADF4882A0C63D1CC6CD78D1FC51F82394E54F1364BE5669B6D
ben_vulpes: !!rate agustin 1 can follow instructions
ben_vulpes: THEN PROCEED, STRANGER
ben_vulpes: the*
ben_vulpes: but before you do, please ensure they key does not expire.
ben_vulpes: agustin: you want to then register per http://deedbot.org/help.html
ben_vulpes: "b-b-b-but i didn't siiiign that tweet!"
ben_vulpes: hysterically apt.
ben_vulpes: one point of contact at $bigcorp's name was actually quisling
ben_vulpes: heh
ben_vulpes: who?
ben_vulpes: anyways, mats, pretty sure that us lost 90% of our generation with the "don't let the terrorists win! keep buying shit! and supporting Our Great Corporations!" at the tail end of 2001.
ben_vulpes: agustin: ^^
ben_vulpes: you have a gpg key?
ben_vulpes: welcome, then.
ben_vulpes: ohai!
ben_vulpes: WHO GOES THERE
ben_vulpes: !!up agustin
ben_vulpes: mats: forgive me, but what's a "patriot" in this context?
ben_vulpes: so easy.
ben_vulpes: just borrow more!
ben_vulpes: cut taxes, increase social benefits. raise the debt ceiling, it's not like it actually matters, what the government doesn't balance its checkbook like a household omg
ben_vulpes: accelerate the weimar days. let's go.
ben_vulpes: employing and accustoming armies of bachelors degrees holders to a 'nice middle class life'
ben_vulpes: increasing the national debt
ben_vulpes: i am all for increasing social programs
ben_vulpes: mats: so long as i get some, whatever
ben_vulpes: definitely going to decrease the cost of living
ben_vulpes: mats: sure, let's go for it
ben_vulpes: mats: this year's freeze killed some homeless people, to the endlessly amusing horror of many locals
ben_vulpes: filling water table with esoteric natgas extraction byproducts and lighting tapwater for lols
ben_vulpes: i prefer extinguishing all fauna and covering the landscape in identical plastic potemkin suburbs
ben_vulpes: also pests?
ben_vulpes: child even would probably rend cat limb from limb within week
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: yeah, the beasts i keep find cats entertaining prey
ben_vulpes: bwaaaa
ben_vulpes: fleas, toxoplasmosis
ben_vulpes: i don't keep cats, you don't need to caution me about taking them home.
ben_vulpes: you seemed to get along with those adequately
ben_vulpes: well there were the graveyard cats
ben_vulpes: unspeakable conjugations
ben_vulpes: my tulpa, wife, wife-tulpa and tulpa-wife all take offense
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: my tulpa takes offense.
ben_vulpes: jurov: registers on ancient machines are just syntactic sugar for qualia
ben_vulpes: QUALIA ARE REEEEAL
ben_vulpes: qualia are real
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: drugs don't have any real effect
ben_vulpes: jurov: that's just syntactic sugar
ben_vulpes: jurov: hipster
ben_vulpes: i'm not done
ben_vulpes: wait come back
ben_vulpes: i have more shitty jokes from hacker news
ben_vulpes: oh wait hey did you know that fundamental lisp constructs are named after registers on ancient machines? omglzozol
ben_vulpes: i'm seriously kidding
ben_vulpes: what other jewels can we dig up today
ben_vulpes: tar means tape archive
ben_vulpes: xxd, a fashion item.
ben_vulpes: i am occasionally au courant
ben_vulpes: Framedragger: it's called a "topical reference"
ben_vulpes: or hm maybe store them as rows in postgres
ben_vulpes: wait no what you really want to do is compile the binaries pipe them through xxd and into vi where you can compare them bitwise
ben_vulpes: i have more bad ideas if you want some
ben_vulpes: why aren't you using llvm to crap out asts and diff those?
ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: what, your diffulator doesn't tell you about c declaration conflicts?
ben_vulpes: what wrong with you!
ben_vulpes: crazy shit stick!
ben_vulpes: most of the city is iced in atm.
ben_vulpes: eh i don't really fancy swapping tires every season, 'tis a 1-week twice-a-year sort of thing.
ben_vulpes: heya mod6
ben_vulpes: ai!
ben_vulpes: pipe to youtube, curl transcription!
ben_vulpes: or the interns at bloomberg.
ben_vulpes: eh, what does barry know.
ben_vulpes: no idea if transcripts exist
ben_vulpes: hey subject of perens, and then pixar, ritholtz' interview with lawrence levy is a romp
ben_vulpes: yeah well i wanted to see how good the filter was, not how bad the search was.
ben_vulpes: 3rd hit for me querying for "we are the bridge between lawyers and engineering", but that's probably beyond the (s)cope(ing ability) of their filters
ben_vulpes: anytime
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: orlando?
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: any opinions on "autosock" vs. traditional chains?
ben_vulpes: how much does a token cost?
ben_vulpes: subject of devil suits... http://killsixbilliondemons.com/
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: ack
ben_vulpes: and in other ai herpderps: https://www.inverse.com/article/26054-google-home-bots-falling-in-love-on-twitch-is-the-best-romance-of-2017
ben_vulpes: https://medium.com/@barmstrong/coinbase-and-the-irs-c4e2e386e0cf#.g97yatuqf << you're a narc, brian armstrong. nobody likes a narc.
ben_vulpes: intimacy breeds contempt
ben_vulpes: new comments and posts on the front page, comments now fully threaded
ben_vulpes: ugh okay
ben_vulpes: sounds useful
ben_vulpes: sure, yeah
ben_vulpes: sending -- works!
ben_vulpes: i just updated an article i wrote in 2014
ben_vulpes: cool story
ben_vulpes: messages*
ben_vulpes: your stupid thing is eating error message
ben_vulpes: off!
ben_vulpes: fuck
ben_vulpes: possibly less than the previous thing
ben_vulpes: i hate this thing
ben_vulpes: :(
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: aaaaa you eschew the /page/n thingy
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-01-15#1603082 aye, thank you, got it.
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: "other altcorn(s) tested"
ben_vulpes: i suppose i could conditionally switch on the url, but i prefer the scalpel or well-chosen wrench to the sledgehammer.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: what's the mp-wp blessed method for a custom root page? i've tried writing a front-page.php (which mp-wp didn't eat, suggesting that front-page.php was a post 2.7 introduction? their documentation doesn't do time travel, so the archaeology is tough); and twiddling home.php (but i can't get home.php to behave conditionally depending on whether it's the site root)
ben_vulpes: the depths of my hatred for ego markup consumer goods, their purchasers and advertisers simply cannot be plumbed
ben_vulpes: what the hell is wrong with people
ben_vulpes: dog a benz /minivan/?
ben_vulpes: oh fuq i would not like to undertake that project
ben_vulpes: candi heap expanded
ben_vulpes: in america, non-blacks are "racists"
ben_vulpes: said it before, i'll say it again
ben_vulpes: jigga for prez
ben_vulpes: thanks, yo
ben_vulpes: i'll take a copy of 0.8.2 as well, why not.
ben_vulpes: well, i'm the one interested.
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: tight
ben_vulpes: you don't say?
ben_vulpes: "Anyway, the experiment more or less failed. I began to suspect the reasons behind JSP's ugly appearance had less to do with Java than with the crazy idea of mushing two unrelated languages and syntaxes together."
ben_vulpes: oh gross
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: show me the html file with common lisp in it
ben_vulpes: so is 'echo' really how you get values from php to html?
ben_vulpes: mhm
ben_vulpes: aye, there were macos bins.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i appreciate the concern. nobody in my wot's operating under the delusion that modernly available bitcoin clients will move their coins safely.
ben_vulpes: "ohey look, the dipshits took down the legacy bins." "...oh. that's not good."
ben_vulpes: man has to understand what he's dealing with.
ben_vulpes: normie cucks gotta normie cuck, you know?
ben_vulpes: wasn't in the mood for trbquest on civvy machine
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: well, 'need'. went looking.
ben_vulpes: stripped from web.
ben_vulpes: completely gone.
ben_vulpes: i went a-hunting for an 0.8.6 binary for a friend recently
ben_vulpes: CoC has been a warning flag forever
ben_vulpes: star wars arcana
ben_vulpes: wyrdmantis: that's three reconnects today, stoppit
ben_vulpes: you only need a phf to teach noobs if the noob is you
ben_vulpes: the fun parts were fun, i learned rather a lot, i have a deeper hate of irc than i did a week ago...
ben_vulpes: pls no more fuzzing
ben_vulpes: !(princ "done")
ben_vulpes: k
ben_vulpes: if we wanted to be cute it could be ,(
ben_vulpes: !( , yes?
ben_vulpes: hehk
ben_vulpes: can't the lords be trusted to shut her up when they're done playing?
ben_vulpes: foo(+ 1)
ben_vulpes: if you want a default that'll persist over reboots so she does at least something, i can jam that in there
ben_vulpes: ^^
ben_vulpes: !!up candi_lustt
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: it needs to be fed your brain
ben_vulpes: you're telling me
ben_vulpes: anyone with eval permissions could register the nick, so may as well do it yourself.
ben_vulpes: your call really
ben_vulpes: (+ 1 1)
ben_vulpes: !!up candi_lustt
ben_vulpes: standby 2
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2017/my-three-days-of-ai/#identifier_10_71072 << busted
ben_vulpes: so i guess in five minutes or so i'll restart her when freenode wakes up to the dead socket?
ben_vulpes: > exciting
ben_vulpes: aok
ben_vulpes: heap exhausted game over
ben_vulpes: deeeeebugger
ben_vulpes: (mpbot:paste "butts")
ben_vulpes: also http://trilema.com/2017/my-three-days-of-ai/#selection-3947.0-4087.77 would be worth preserving whitespace in to make the point
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: many of your parens escapes did not work in ai post
ben_vulpes: betta
ben_vulpes: (mpbot:paste "butts")
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: you have a key for her?
ben_vulpes: (mpbot::paste "butts")
ben_vulpes: (mpbot:paste "butts")
ben_vulpes: (paste "butts")
ben_vulpes: (+ 1 1)
ben_vulpes: candi_lustt http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/yXCkU/?raw=true eat
ben_vulpes: (say "hi")
ben_vulpes: (+ 1 1)
ben_vulpes: cool
ben_vulpes: !!up candi_lustt
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: you have a key for her?
ben_vulpes: https://igoradamenko.github.io/awsm.css/elements.html "div isn't styled because it doesn't have semantic value" << i like this attitude
ben_vulpes: haha
ben_vulpes: ya fuck 'em, get in the wot
ben_vulpes: but wtf who isn't 2 jumps away from a dentist