ben_vulpes: "universal fuckwit income"
ben_vulpes: more on the "compulsively answers questions on quora"
ben_vulpes: "golden helicopter"
ben_vulpes: exceptionally short thread omg
ben_vulpes: may i have a concrete pointer s'il vous plait?
ben_vulpes: who knows if they even read their bouncer's scrollback instead of cycling through fifteen channels marking them as read in some inane, personal score-keeping game
ben_vulpes: for as long as randos can join #trilema and lurk they will do so instead of reading the logs
ben_vulpes: doesn't strike me as a "needs" thing. will be a "can" thing for as long as mircea_popescu refrains from turning the lights on and setting +i or whichever arcane fleanode flag
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: it's the safe and easy space in between "i am a gentoo nerd and have an irc bouncer" and "i am willing to undertake gpg key mgmt as the basis of identity"
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform doppler?
ben_vulpes: Framedragger also guilty of this in spades
ben_vulpes: nope not i
ben_vulpes: new blood
ben_vulpes: who, CompanionCube ?
ben_vulpes: b-but mircea_popescu how is one supposed to authenticate to a database server over the webternet?
ben_vulpes: god i hate this shit
ben_vulpes: > Are you blind? Don't you see the above logo? It is an indisputable fact that it is a critical vulnerability available on the Internet.
ben_vulpes: goes against the whole grain of how those systems work. single accountable individual with life and death power.
ben_vulpes: yeah who in fiatorg holds keys? controller? ceo?
ben_vulpes: "modern banking is wholly owned subsidiary of usg" "what? no it's not" "yes it is: https://medium.com/@msuiche/the-nsa-compromised-swift-network-50ec3000b195" "...oh but that's different somehow"
ben_vulpes: palpable difference between that which came from grandpa's estate and the fresh purchases.
ben_vulpes: eventually parents bought shiny new
ben_vulpes: older, rougher
ben_vulpes: i grew up on prayer rugs quite like it
ben_vulpes: nice rug
ben_vulpes: 4 mentions of pgp
ben_vulpes: in the brief quiet, a surprising cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyRm5kc9ZUY
ben_vulpes: a) wat, b) SURPRISE
ben_vulpes: in other constantly increasing costs of cross-referencing all of the inanity all of the time, "'ai' picks up biases from texts on which it's trained"
ben_vulpes: another lesson in ongoing curation of one's wot
ben_vulpes: "goxxed!!!"
ben_vulpes: more like absolutely appropriate.
ben_vulpes: alas mod6. my condolences as well.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/tap-water-in-neti-pots-behind-two-brain-eating-amoeba-deaths-in-2011-investigation-finds/
ben_vulpes: why does gawk even socket?
ben_vulpes: did we ever do the "brain parasite from flushing sinuses with not-entirely-clean-water" thread?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: it is a thing ben_vulpes is baseline familiar with, believe it or not!
ben_vulpes: length of plumbing lines from gums and nasal membranes to brain ispretty short
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-12#1642721 << you mean to tell me that you're culturing some weird population on your floss and then rubbing that all over delicate, highly permeable mucous membranes wired directly to your brain?
ben_vulpes: openssl, surprise
ben_vulpes: here's a vacuum cleaner, get to work
ben_vulpes: every single spiderweb does not get its own trial
ben_vulpes: 37 seconds from join to up, just shy of two minutes from up to first line, ~same from first line to quit
ben_vulpes: nobody listens to dumb ol visual memory ben_vulpes
ben_vulpes: that's a rerun from today, innit?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: burger king triggered the "google home" devices' voice recognition, got them to blather about burger king products after the ad roll
ben_vulpes: http://www.theverge.com/2017/4/12/15259400/burger-king-google-home-ad-wikipedia in which the complexity cost of networked life starts becoming apparent to everyone
ben_vulpes: in other eerie coincidences of manufactured life, this coffee cup weighs about as much as the water it holds
ben_vulpes: /ineffective/ sandpaper
ben_vulpes: not a bad thing qua itself, shows up in normal fucking foods all the time, but keeping a shaker of it around is Not Great
ben_vulpes: see also popularity of msg
ben_vulpes: that last one is mostly a mystery to me, but boost demands it
ben_vulpes: anyways, anyone playing along with c11quest may consider the following CXXFLAGS: -std=cxx11 -DBOOST_NO_CXX11_SCOPED_ENUMS
ben_vulpes: lol mircea_popescu had story about discovering this the hard way, yes?
ben_vulpes: marinate*
ben_vulpes: well don't marinade it
ben_vulpes: real men clean ballsacks with slavegirl faces!
ben_vulpes: de-lint ballsack folds?
ben_vulpes: what, trinque does not wash arsehole either?
ben_vulpes is full of ignorance in re oral health
ben_vulpes: also this mouthwash thing, does one really want to nuke the commensal population regularly?
ben_vulpes: lol
ben_vulpes: lol "justice"
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: brushes his teeth with an angle grinder ofc
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: ever ditch it for a week?
ben_vulpes: anyways i'm in search of someone who used the 43kHz machine for a week and then voluntarily gave it up
ben_vulpes: that must be why my memory's going
ben_vulpes: lol brain liquifier?
ben_vulpes: you know i don't think we've ever done the "sonicare" thread in here
ben_vulpes: trainputing is not tortue today, joy of joys
ben_vulpes: and i can put one foot on the other leg's knee today
ben_vulpes: wonder of wonders, the sun is out and the lawn sprouting seedlings
ben_vulpes: it's called practice
ben_vulpes: oh oh i have one of those too
ben_vulpes: you know what tastes great with penny stocks? fake news: http://www.barrons.com/articles/fake-investment-news-could-be-here-to-stay-1491951655
ben_vulpes: but later.
ben_vulpes: all sorts of interesting and amusing barf compiling trb with -std=c+=11
ben_vulpes: it has javascript in it; my bag of fucks is empty except insofar as the poor sods who make "electron apps" provide lol fodder
ben_vulpes: my humor gland is on the blink so i may have nfi what you're actually getting at
ben_vulpes: mno?
ben_vulpes: "on macos it [chrome] even contains a userland usb driver for xbox 360 controllers. i know it's there because i wrote it. sorry."
ben_vulpes: and in other 'i can't believe it's not software': https://josephg.com/blog/electron-is-flash-for-the-desktop/
ben_vulpes: mhm
ben_vulpes: a yeah right
ben_vulpes: whyssat?
ben_vulpes: no vouching for whores?
ben_vulpes: sure, i can see it
ben_vulpes: my back problems stem from the scoliosis, and growing lax about maintaining muscle tone on both sides of the spine typically
ben_vulpes: i have seen too many spines ruined at the hands of people who suggest fixes that "might work, might leave you crippled! we don't even know what's wrong to begin with!"
ben_vulpes: i am very suspicious of back doctors fwiw
ben_vulpes: aye aye
ben_vulpes: unrelatedly, anyone besides me ever try compiling trb with -std=c++11?
ben_vulpes: but if you know of a good ice golem i'd love an introduction
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: "momma called the doctor and the doctor said (yeah kid your back's just as fucked as it's ever been), 'that'll be six thousand dollars'"
ben_vulpes: (with acupuncture)
ben_vulpes: i've had great success in relieving spasms from the scoliosis, but what i need is less inflammation right now
ben_vulpes: shinohai: the pain feels like its in the discs
ben_vulpes: mm, great point
ben_vulpes: nobody is walking on my back in this state shinohai.
ben_vulpes: that's an improvement over this morning
ben_vulpes: hey at least i can remember how jokes are supposed to be shaped
ben_vulpes: i've never been...straight
ben_vulpes: yeah not unlikely
ben_vulpes: then found myself on the floor
ben_vulpes: as far as i can tell, i brushed my teeth
ben_vulpes: hard to give a shit about database rows when seeing through my own pain is a task in my life all of a sudden
ben_vulpes: shinohai: i miss the spine i had that worked
ben_vulpes: oh funny, 'score' was removed
ben_vulpes: "not those pants, these pants"
ben_vulpes: !~bash 4
ben_vulpes: there is also "nodding off", the junkie thing
ben_vulpes: WHIMSY IN THE CODE
ben_vulpes: i smell whimsy
ben_vulpes: who doesn't like naked women?
ben_vulpes: diana_coman: one could skip the whole jump-into-pan step and ship everything in barely-there al 'cookware'
ben_vulpes: painting by numbers for the kitchen
ben_vulpes: #nofun
ben_vulpes: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-04-10/inside-blue-apron-s-meal-kit-machine << i don't get this shit in the slightest. buy a wife?
ben_vulpes: scam
ben_vulpes: spoiler alert: ai can't in2 dicks afaict
ben_vulpes: !!up airgapped
ben_vulpes: talking about the hud guy?
ben_vulpes: linked piece has some charts showing more or less what one'd expect to see
ben_vulpes: via ritholtz
ben_vulpes: https://bankunderground.co.uk/2017/04/06/big-data-jigsaws-for-central-banks-the-impact-of-the-swiss-franc-de-pegging/
ben_vulpes: hey i didn't know the swiss gave up the peg
ben_vulpes: 93k in the whole log table, 62k of #trilema entries
ben_vulpes: oh oh
ben_vulpes: i see 66, but not full history.
ben_vulpes: explain analyze claims 163 ms
ben_vulpes: hm
ben_vulpes: the fts indices are still sitting there unused.
ben_vulpes: Framedragger: tokenization and strict search work at odds to each other
ben_vulpes: also can be abused as poor-mans-recent-block-hash-lookup: http://logs.bvulpes.com/search?q=000000000000000001b042da9f20a212b95737e0978c48c113f3f047ec0e7ab4&c=chainstate
ben_vulpes: only does tits for #trilema, #trilema-mod6, #eulora...
ben_vulpes: lolright
ben_vulpes: only runs through whenever mimi was jointed to a channel
ben_vulpes: dude realdonaldtrump is the only thing hanging off the twitter entry in imperial dns worth reading and that only for lolz and admiration of a grade a 'social media' mastery
ben_vulpes: oh yeah stop wasting cycles on that shit
ben_vulpes: an auspicious count
ben_vulpes: sweet chevy
ben_vulpes: i'll take ingenues over ingenieurs any day
ben_vulpes: schizophrenic weather gods will continue with the increasingly bipolar weather until the humans die off adequately to restore ecological sanity
ben_vulpes: pac nw is still extricating itself from winter
ben_vulpes: dang
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: why the hysteresis?
ben_vulpes: too dry, doesn't have the nasty taste of reality
ben_vulpes: i rather dislike "conditioned" air
ben_vulpes: "just remember you can't take your words back, these aren't Ethereum transactions"
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: what was the reasoning behind your call that replacing trb's boostisms with c++11isms was an assault on grandfathers pistols? trb mustest compile with old gcc's?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu is in high spirits, must be nuts deep in something other than cpp
ben_vulpes: oh is that how the world works
ben_vulpes: whatever, does not matter in the slightest.
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-01-21#1380019 << what entails "corrupted gcc"?
ben_vulpes: what even is the point of programming languages that don't in2 closures
ben_vulpes: wait hang on i have a different critique
ben_vulpes: EACH TIME
ben_vulpes: you know, before calling the unary predicate
ben_vulpes: oh i know, just establish some more global state
ben_vulpes: christ what even is the point of a unary predicate in a language without closures
ben_vulpes will eventually 'tias', ofc
ben_vulpes: ?
ben_vulpes: so if i have a `std::map<ktype, std::vector<vtype>> stuffMap`, is it legal to say `stuffMap[k].push_back(newV)`
ben_vulpes: cpp is just delightful
ben_vulpes: http://i.imgur.com/4nvPOF2.png for example is funny. i like the interbrand hostility.
ben_vulpes: not to the extent that i enjoy agent orange's, but every now and again i see a stack like http://imgur.com/gallery/yNlZI and get a few chuckles out of it
ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: i enjoy the wendy's twitter
ben_vulpes: not even impossible to read in lynx
ben_vulpes: google unturds pdfs now? http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://www.cc.gatech.edu/~klu38/publications/ubi-ndss17.pdf
ben_vulpes: from the interesting-claims-department: "we show that our targeted stack-spraying approach allows attackers to reliably control more than 91% of the Linux kernel stack, which, in combination with uninitialized-use vulnerabilities, suffices for a privilege escalation attack."
ben_vulpes: nobody needed gradients-twiddled-per-local-magnetic-field anyways
ben_vulpes: phf: i would be happy to try living in either of those 'ui's
ben_vulpes: jurov: qt necessarily requires performing networking on the ui thread?
ben_vulpes: 10 lbs
ben_vulpes: https://www.amazon.com/Potassium-Chloride-KCl-10-Pounds/dp/B008NX3SU0/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1491605341&sr=8-2&keywords=kcl << 27.99
ben_vulpes: honestly i'll be surprised if it compiles
ben_vulpes: compiling 4.9 here, will try again.
ben_vulpes: mhm
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: 'twas 4.7
ben_vulpes: i'm not going to crack a web browser when the bot's right there
ben_vulpes: i was hoping for a bait reimplementation
ben_vulpes: oh
ben_vulpes: !~tits
ben_vulpes: mright
ben_vulpes: it's not strictly speaking hung afaict; cursor blinks, newlines and other chars write to term
ben_vulpes: powerpc, don't recall which gcc
ben_vulpes: anyone ever see a trb/buildroot run hang at `checking for gcc float-conversion bug...` ?
ben_vulpes: customers complain about random outages, att/verizon/$provider wastes a pile of money doing infrastructure testing and then calls in fcc vans for triangulation rolls
ben_vulpes: bill /for the state/
ben_vulpes: one could rack up quite a bill just splicing cell jammers into mobile power busses, eg cars
ben_vulpes: comms net while attractive is complex
ben_vulpes: fictional saboteur story
ben_vulpes: ftl egalitarianism!
ben_vulpes: wake me up when they work over shortwave
ben_vulpes: while we're surveying and lest anyone call us princeton, there is also http://matrix.org/
ben_vulpes: 'a hero' can an hero
ben_vulpes: no i snipped dat cord
ben_vulpes: there is also 'discord'
ben_vulpes: could possibly expose some tiny fraction of user base' actual literacy skills
ben_vulpes: 500 characters per post!
ben_vulpes: *jazz hands*
ben_vulpes: https://staltz.com/an-off-grid-social-network.html and https://www.scuttlebutt.nz/ , if anyone's interested in piles of chairs anymore
ben_vulpes: no...backups?
ben_vulpes: what brings ye by
ben_vulpes: ohey fromloper
ben_vulpes: fromloper likely not even looking at browser tab anymore
ben_vulpes: > 22:51:27 ben_vulpes ups fromloper to great crickets
ben_vulpes: > 22:39:07, fromloper joins
ben_vulpes: may have missed the window of opportunity/interest there...
ben_vulpes: fromloper: interested in factoring rsa keys?
ben_vulpes: !!up fromloper
ben_vulpes: for my subros: http://68.media.tumblr.com/19b8e0d81c0a3baa31395cdf09f11326/tumblr_oh8zmoG4nG1r9640po1_1280.jpg
ben_vulpes: utterly unrelated: https://68.media.tumblr.com/51e9183a4ac0ca21bb22fb702e5b6bc9/tumblr_oo0ak4Cl321w7wz67o1_400.gif
ben_vulpes: not an erudite enough critique
ben_vulpes: someone got butthurt no doubt
ben_vulpes: whatever, thanks urban pricktionary
ben_vulpes: how are sarin death videos not in that list
ben_vulpes: what lemon party is jading now?
ben_vulpes: trinque: w-what?! i just want to make life better for historically disadvantaged groups!
ben_vulpes: also everything must be free
ben_vulpes: i think it's awesome
ben_vulpes: ubi is a statal self-crit
ben_vulpes: "you know i really like this ubi idea; imagine the cambrian explosion of art and culture that would happen if people didn't have to work to eat, right? well imagine if *everything* were free, not just food internet and housing. it's not like we need tax receipts to pay for it, just increase the national debt a little! i doubt it would even come close to the cost of an f35 to make everything free."
ben_vulpes: CompanionCube: just try it some day
ben_vulpes: everything must be a pale simalacrum of something that existed as a real item at some point
ben_vulpes: everything must be free
ben_vulpes: next to ubi menstrual leave is clear in the middle of the overton window.
ben_vulpes: "but then from a justice perspective it's just inherently gender inequitable, so i don't know! i just don't know."
ben_vulpes: trinque: "TO THE BACK OF THE CARAVAN WITH YE"
ben_vulpes: "so i'm all for maternity and paternity leave, i have kids, it's just fantastic. and i've been thinking about other things that people should get state-sponsored leave for, and like aren't some women struck by totally debilitating menses? they should totally have time off for that."
ben_vulpes: feign total socialistoid embeddment
ben_vulpes: shinohai: ask them what they think about menstrual leave
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: well hey the singer i went to see wasn't in stripper mode during the choral performance
ben_vulpes: i think that i may have been one of like 3 straight doods in the room; high lez factor
ben_vulpes could not refrain from grabbing the pussy with which he arrived
ben_vulpes: relevantly shinohai i was out at this performance of baroque french choral set, chamber music scale, and in between songs (which were very well done), there was much woke angsting about el pussy grabber in chief
ben_vulpes: siempre, shinohai
ben_vulpes: buenos diiiiaaaaas
ben_vulpes: i might not have cared enough to register it
ben_vulpes: "obummer gas"?
ben_vulpes: nerve gas attack in syria
ben_vulpes: coulda taken the rig in question by law, but kindly agreed to a 10MM fine.
ben_vulpes: tahp kek.
ben_vulpes: gulf of mexico and alaska.
ben_vulpes: points in question?
ben_vulpes: cannot use foreign flagged vessels to transport goods between points in the us