benkay: dub
benkay: although how a pair of rowers managed to convince someone to let them stroke off in public with someone else's capital is a mystery
benkay: generally from people who understand what precisely an etf is and how one is managed
benkay: well first someone raises a giant pile of money
benkay: ;;seen Girlfawkesy
benkay: ;;seen Girlfawksey
benkay: solid tr
benkay: do this irl
benkay: what lulz u plannin brizzo
benkay: Vexual: thanks for turning me on to Black Grape.
benkay: what is satoshis vision
benkay: a crypt of coins
benkay: a hash of coins
benkay: great track Vexual
benkay: "amount scammed: $2080 plus 27 BTC"
benkay: hello this is dog
benkay: anyways. questions about issuance resolved. tyvm.
benkay: silicon valley
benkay: new shares are issued, new cash hits books, value of existing shares remains stable, but then burn that cash on kegs and giant bags of refined hfcs
benkay: it's a product of the SV "investment" model
benkay: god i'm phenomenally dumb
benkay: roger
benkay: and that btc hits the book as an asset
benkay: mircea_popescu:
benkay: so when there are new shares how does the amount of equity i'm entitled to not decrease?
benkay: unrelated http://fiatleak.com/
benkay: ping mircea_popescu
benkay: x including warrants
benkay: mircea_popescu: doesn't dilution mean "i had x% of stock base but now after issuance i have >x%"?
benkay: night nubs
benkay: almost too easy
benkay: print
benkay: just getting a rise out of you
benkay: nah
benkay: those make a modicum of sense
benkay: not objecting to columns
benkay: if i contribute to the demise of print in any way it'll have been a good day's work
benkay: a calculus thing
benkay: well because scientists generally care about behavior at the limit
benkay: "why didn't this scientist realize i only read things on my computer! (sic)"
benkay: why subject it to this ammonia
benkay: it was perfectly acceptable chicken to begin with
benkay: you get neither information nor technology
benkay: i see why you left IT
benkay: embedded in some fucking layer in that monstrosity of a transmission?
benkay: where's my damn character stream.
benkay: my complaint was about a specific case
benkay: information clearly taking a backseat to arbitrary presentation guidelines written by an obsolete industry.
benkay: the creator of that pdf didn't give two shits about any presentation beyond getting it printed and validated by the american idiot community of "scientists"
benkay: the information is clearly taking it up the tuchus in the .pdf "format"
benkay: presenting images, i'd amend.
benkay: it's how my firm makes our bread
benkay: oh and don't get me wrong, aesthetics are important
benkay: do illuminate me.
benkay: ("you're fucked" - erudite as always)
benkay: at least that preserves the notion of a character stream
benkay: now don't get me wrong, they're important
benkay: you have this amusing hangup on aesthetics
benkay: it's this whole idea of ideas as opposed to aesthetics
benkay: can i get that info into my brain in a more pleasantly formatted way?
benkay: a thing about which i give zero shits
benkay: but we could start with absolute positioning of letters
benkay: leastaways i haven't touched this derpy shit since high school
benkay: we're definitely out of my domain here
benkay: don't much care to derp through it
benkay: i have the option
benkay: funny, that
benkay: "forced"
benkay: what these academics (along with many others) want or even "think" is irrelevant
benkay: moar tattoos.
benkay: mmm.
benkay: i was under the impression these humans were trying to communicate
benkay: i have in mind hiring a designer
benkay: when will the scientific community release papers that display well on computer screens oriented normally?
benkay: on an entirely different topic
benkay: ;;ud piff
benkay: heck yea
benkay: sounds greedy to me.
benkay: 1% on what, btc?
benkay: business with profit models and proven management
benkay: ;;calc 30/8
benkay: and then fuck everything
benkay: right up until you need to do something in small units of currency
benkay: argentina is great
benkay: next time i pay someone to diddle my laundries.
benkay: guh.
benkay: i love parsing 8859 by eye
benkay: i'm always sad at the footnotes mouseover text escaping
benkay: dat "new shares"
benkay: intent is there, but so is ambiguity.
benkay: it could definitely be made clearer.
benkay: "All future share issuance will be made only a) through selling of new shares on MPEx"
benkay: i'm saying it's not clear at all that e8 is the hard upper limit of issuance
benkay: that 1e8 limit is mighty implicit
benkay: so "authorized float" means "that as what we sold at ipo", or pre-ipo as described on cryptome
benkay: (just taking the piss, asciilifeform)
benkay: the other line that's amusing in retrospect is "I, for one, will wait for the fully-decentralized systems."
benkay: in any event, the dilution rules are a little hazy, and i'm a little stupid and prone to making outrageous claims for my betters to correct.
benkay: dog save us from serious internets
benkay: does anyone else have any insight on the topic?
benkay: who just went to bed :(
benkay: i'm just contrasting that to s.mpoe where the deal is "there are 1b shares and will only ever be 1b shares"
benkay: ;;later tell mircea_popescu please for ams to explain how issuance of new s.nsa even at rolling 30d is not dilution of existing shareholders because ams idiots
benkay: theoretical holdings
benkay: so i'm an idiot and don't understand how that's not diluting my holdings
benkay: i see that
benkay: hey asciilifeform why would i buy and hold s.nsa if you (pursuant to 3.2b) can simply issue more shares?
benkay: some butt
benkay: .butt
benkay: ozbot i am disappoint
benkay: .bait
benkay: i miss you nubs
benkay: arts -> artists supported -> harem -> derp
benkay: i'm a fan of capital deployment ability
benkay: a weak proxy, then.
benkay: although eunuchs
benkay: steep enough power curve on that one to neatly disqualify most irrelevants.
benkay: harem size is an acceptable proxy
benkay: no, i just don't want it taken seriously.
benkay: glib, you
benkay: or an obama
benkay: a mircea
benkay: not speaking about ergodic, but sociopolitical
benkay: what is the quantified watt of power?
benkay: power is not quantifiable in a strict sense.
benkay: the idiocy of quantifying power
benkay: can't imagine life without calculus
benkay: what's your hustle, KRS1
benkay: "Some recommend a privilege check daily!"
benkay: old news is old
benkay: lol
benkay: charging an american at an american-owned institution
benkay: so vicious when you denominate debts in crypto
benkay: so sweet when you play her right
benkay: dat vagina dentata
benkay: although that'll only matter to goldbugs
benkay: btc=xau
benkay: btc=usd
benkay: i'd extend that to parity with things
benkay: 10000
benkay: 1000
benkay: 100
benkay: 10
benkay: 1
benkay: oom
benkay: there are a few more round numbers to crush
benkay: or something like a whole shitbuck?
benkay: would that be the next psychological barrier?
benkay: ;;ticker --currency xau
benkay: hey nubbins check this out
benkay: derp-a-dime
benkay: jesus
benkay: not that it doesn't apply to the UK
benkay: (again, a dig at america)
benkay: but at least we never had a globe-spanning empire that lost its way and degraded into barely-disguised communism
benkay: bad joke about an american talking shit to a british person and claiming the worst products of america as evidence of our superiority
benkay: america made mc'ds
benkay: I was being ironic
benkay: oh oh!
benkay: ping Azelphur
benkay: it's just a goddamn ufo
benkay: sorry it's not shitty
benkay: what do Canonical and a shitty Python framework have to do with chavs?
benkay: you made some jump of logic that i'm just not smart enough to follow
benkay: ca-wut?
benkay: we MADE mcdonald's, alright?
benkay: we have mcdonald's, alright?
benkay: don't be rude to me
benkay: fuck off
benkay: be proud, Azelphur
benkay: the great british empire
benkay: "hey we can't afford to make cheap shit so we'll make even cheaper shit. u want some, idiots?"
benkay: imitation adidas
benkay: o hey you can almost get usable code out of stoners
benkay: on the other hand, not america
benkay: on one hand, chavs
benkay: england
benkay: burn dat principal
benkay: fuck if im gonna spend btc on silicon
benkay: sounds like a rounding error to me
benkay: gosh
benkay: ;;calc 5/(2560*1440)
benkay: ;;calc 1/(2560*1440)
benkay: same pixel density?
benkay: what do you mean same panel
benkay: amazing important!
benkay: but wtf do i knwo
benkay: criteria for "smart" could even be "can invest on mpex"
benkay: shit
benkay: smart investors can get isk onto mpex without pts
benkay: smart == has btc
benkay: you expect havelock investors to grok gpg?
benkay: so many bad decisions
benkay: dexX7: 47-yo grandfather
benkay: where's the mpoe pt
benkay: duh-herp
benkay: minigame is the pass-thru you decided to go with?
benkay: duh-hoy
benkay: y'all are assholes
benkay: tat what investments are you operating these days?
benkay: homie needs to get he some buttcorns
benkay: jay-z: "what you call money, i paid in taxes"
benkay: on an entirely different note:
benkay: please don't make me talk to otc :(
benkay: :s/hsbc/any bank with a branch in buenos aires
benkay: now it's i'm like 500 mL of brut in and can't be arsed to fuck with the hsbc signup any more tonight
benkay: then it was "omg need ur dick at absurd markup"
benkay: first it was "omg need ur bitcoins at absurd markup"
benkay: i keep getting interrupted opening my own
benkay: i'd like to deposit some pesos in it
benkay: does anyone in chan have an HSBC account?
benkay: i did lol
benkay: His Email
benkay: however
benkay: email suffers from a scarcity problem
benkay: is this (http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/office.jpg) supposed to be an antispam measure?
benkay: frown at me bro
benkay: naked woman in shower bbl
benkay: who gives who shits
benkay: bengay?
benkay: that gayfag?
benkay: icy hot?
benkay: haha
benkay: interest in bitcoins apparently has zero to do with doing research on who actually runs things.
benkay: go zig
benkay: you have no chance to survive make your time
benkay: are we gambling?
benkay: chance?
benkay: if you have time
benkay: also maybe look into the web of trust
benkay: good luck!
benkay: he'll help fund it
benkay: get in touch with vessenes
benkay: TANSTAAFL
benkay: ain't no such thing as a free lunch
benkay: is you is or is you ain't a capitalist, hon?
benkay: how do you handle your gold acquisitions?
benkay: so buy some btc and sell them
benkay: no gathering of humans right now has the volume to be anything approximating an "exchange"
benkay: what do you mean by "in person exchange"?