ThickAsThieves: rally the reddites!
ThickAsThieves: Twitch even beats Hulu, they must be crying
KRS1: you should see my drag car..gets 10 miles to the gallon. oh and my favorite food is cheeseburger
ozbot: One million broadcasters strong, Twitch surpasses Facebook in peak traffic | The Verge
ThickAsThieves: http://www.theverge.com/2014/2/10/5390620/twitch-one-million-broadcasters-biggest-web-traffic
ozbot: A Scientific Explanation of How Marijuana Causes the Munchies | Science | Smithsonian
deadweasel: "MtGox had this problem because they didn.t know about this Bitcoin property. And for most of the time transactions were not deliberately modified by anyone, so it was okay for most of the time."
moiety: yep it didn't work before because there was just a 'u' missing
moiety: MisterE: it's eauth command not eath to authenticate :)
MisterE: let them build a strong case too
ThickAsThieves: "Murder-for-Hire, the most sensationalistic and damning allegation of the government, was NOT a formal charge in the arraignment of Ross Ulbricht yesterday. When Ross stood up and pled “not guilty” to each indictment presented by the judge, there was no mention of murder at all. We have always known this claim was false. Now it is merely an “uncharged crime,” a component of the
ThickAsThieves: in tradinviews, is there a way to get it to always show the date you are hovering over
MisterE: thats the answer I had arrived at
MisterE: what site has the best charts?
ThickAsThieves: MisterE, I run ASICMINER passthroughs and some other things
KRS1: Then just .bait again and fap away.
ThickAsThieves: well you landed in the right place
KRS1: hah love this part: examined Gox’s code to some degree, and remarked that they are using a strange “hodgepodge of technologies that are really not suitable for running an exchange.”
the20year: Maybe they'll have to go back to trading magic cards:?
the20year: seems they were told a while ago
ystarnaud: and they been told apparently
ThickAsThieves: it tx ids are malleable why rely on them for a private system?
ystarnaud: i read somewhere too that they spend/use coins that are freshly minted and don't wait for the usual 100 confirms by the blockchain
ystarnaud: they didnt make their software to account for this "issue" then someone probably played them claiming their money didnt go through and they resent
ystarnaud: they fell for a scam
ThickAsThieves: but really their implementation was not robust enough to work properly and they have a web to untangle
ystarnaud: its their own mistakes
ThickAsThieves: lol @ dr greg "Due to the fun of repeatedly chasing my tail for several minutes, backing out of positions left unhedged by the BTC.sx delay, and eating the spread both at BTC.sx and at ICBIT as a result, the fund has taken a haircut of just over 2% -- enough to erase all our gains to date."
Apocalyptic: ThickAsThieves, what's the shady one you're talking about ?
ThickAsThieves: www.therealaltcoin.org
KRS1: thx the20year
gribble: Error: I haven't seen mircea_popescu, I'll let you do the telling.
KRS1: ;;tell mircea_popescu You should petition the author of this photo and insist on adding mpex. http://i.imgur.com/edOnkZ2.jpg
gribble: Error: I haven't seen nickbitreal, I'll let you do the telling.
gribble: (tell <nick> <text>) -- Tells the <nick> whatever <text> is. Use nested commands to your benefit here.
davout: the fish is tasty
moiety: and why yes, the fish is red!
moiety: french was yesterday my friend, move with the times
moiety: morning campers, what nationality theme are we having today?!
gribble: MtGox lag is 1327.087254 seconds. During this time, light travels 2.65946799821 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin from the Sun to Ceres (in the main asteroid belt) (2.77 AU).
jurov: glad we have a specification that says how to properly pad the numbers and stuff
Apocalyptic: <kakobrekla> how is it certain // because people fixed the mispadded signature, so the coins went through and were refunded both at the same time
jurov: from the reddit comment above
davout: i'd suspect someone is out there mutating every single transaction around for fun and profit
davout: but i can confirm first hand that someone mutated my TX on the fly
davout: looks like someone is trying to pull the same kind of shit karpeles is talking about on BC
jurov: i sent my brother over to b-c last week, dunno if he actually registered
jurov: are the verifications going better yet?
jurov: http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin-dev/logs/2014/02/10#l1392027399 starting roughly from there
davout: sure, that's pretty much the plan, do stuff right and let it mature
punkman: the chinese prices finally went below $700
davout: BTC dropped 10% because of the announcement
gribble: MtGox lag is 221.07766 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.443037155331 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin from the Sun to Mercury (0.39 AU).
Apocalyptic: gox is spreading so much fud in their statement
Apocalyptic: [the mtgox statement]
punkman: so someone is fucking with MtGox? where is the proof?
KRS1: wow if this is really a bug in bitcoin..otherwise what a perfect way to stall the failing of your exchange, tie up developers for months and blame btc
KRS1: <gmaxwell> It is exceptionally unlikely that malleability will be fixed in the year. We've been slowly moving towards improving it, v0.8 closed of many forms of it.
Apocalyptic: there is no way to arb now anyway
Apocalyptic: i hope other exchanges won't follow
Apocalyptic: let the dumping begin
btc-monkey: "Hello MagicalTux, any update about the current situation please ? <- the release is almost ready, running final checks before it goes online
davout: you'll read about it in the NYT toomorrow "Frenchman proves the internet wrong by having a shower"
davout: the weed fumes are dissipating ?
davout: i am about to prove the internet wrong
benkay: eventually it all comes down to bits on the wire
Chaang-Noi: they should have been 2 TH/s but only 1.6 TH/s kinda sucks
Chaang-Noi: im not doing much either
copumpkin: not bad, not doing anything in bitcoin these days
copumpkin: then I can give my bentley back to him
mircea_popescu: a man using his father's sword is not cheating. he is my father, i use which is mine.
joecool: exposed: mtgox the bucket shop
joecool: imma take the blame for mtgox falling apparent
BingoBoingo: benkay: The thing about shitshows is that it is best to watch the cripple fight and wait to act.
BingoBoingo: KRS-One: Good time to probably go long 6-12 months. Gox dying prolly removes a bunch of fake BTC and fake dollars. It will take time to figure out what there was more of.
benkay: KRS-One, BingoBoingo: when gox actually folds, do you think there'll be a significant leg down?
BingoBoingo: KRS-One: Should be interesting to see how shit settles with their fractional reserve out of the picture.
mircea_popescu: there.
joecool: "come to romania, our ducks are the best to chase"
joecool: hm maybe not the correct word, a government PR campaign
mircea_popescu: or else they may die
mircea_popescu: full disclosure : when i was about 5 my uncle told me that ducks absolutely have to be serviced by having their tail turned with a fixed wrench
joecool: i always assumed they were too busy chasing chickens to come online (i have tried this pastime, it was exciting for an afternoon)
joecool: no he was talking of some other romanian
joecool: not too many other romanians online actually say useful things
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo you didn';t use the magic word
BingoBoingo: Eh, prolly look at the order book and see if there are any you can fill in the next month or two. I mean moiety, Your key could have been 5, 6, 7 months older.
mod6: its easy, there is a wiki for gribble :)
moiety: BingoBoingo: i have been gpg-ing. mircea told me to get my arse on wot. so there i am! didn't even bug him for help
nubbins`: kind of amazing that the most intense hardcore punk band i can think of is four black guys who started doing it in the 70s
benkay: but this is similar to the web wallet threat model anyways - don't trust strangers with your bitcoins.
nubbins`: at least with brainwallet.org etc you can host the files locally
benkay: that is a downside to the model - unless you actually know the server operator they can deliver anything they want to your browser.
diametric: nubbins`: i mis-read i thought you were asking about the registry level.
nubbins`: WELL THEN
nubbins`: wait, are .org and .com even the same outfit?
benkay: not to be industrial-grade wallet for the masses.
benkay: nubbins`: the point with coinpunk is to run a web wallet for your friends.
diametric: selling 50btc on coinbase will almost certainly be reported to the IRS, and also likely cause a SAR to be filed by your bank.
nubbins`: great that they're trying to get btc on iphones
the20year: I've sold around 600btc with them
the20year: I try to avoid holding anything substantial in there
diametric: mircea_popescu: they do
the20year: let me see what their price would be
the20year: Right around there
mircea_popescu: they actually buy from you at 724 ?
benkay: what the fuck does that have to do with anything?
gribble: A market order to sell 130 bitcoins right now would net 88784.0021 USD and would take the last price down to 680.0200 USD, resulting in an average price of 682.9539 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0708 seconds
gribble: (market sell [--usd] [--market <market>] <value>) -- Calculate the effect on the market depth of a market sell order of <value> bitcoins. If <market> is provided, uses that exchange. Default is mtgox. If '--usd' option is given, <value> denotes the size of the order in USD.
copumpkin: benkay: there's also a market sell/buy command
copumpkin: oh well, no high-quality coins for you then
gribble: (ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market <market>|all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Mtgox. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure the code (1 more message)
copumpkin: these are some high quality coins I'm offering
mircea_popescu: 25 btc != 100k usd are they ?
mircea_popescu: benkay he could have pulled in just as much if he bought his own stock the same way.
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the20year: I was pretty surprised at how much $$$ they were pulling in
benkay: ponzi.io pulled in more than that in the fifteen minutes it was running
nubbins`: "the south? jeez"
benkay: how much rentalstarter have you sold through your ipo, the20year?
the20year: if any of them are good candidates, maybe
nubbins`: "oh, the midwest? gross"
benkay: coming out of the btc you've raised?
nubbins`: i meant the image i posted
nubbins`: lel, the reagent pouch says "contains strong acid"
nubbins`: there's your answer
nubbins`: with the purchase of a one-way flight to kandahar
mircea_popescu: nubbins` nine in ten gangbang participants are there voluntarily.
nubbins`: "joining the military gave me the opportunities to get raped and belittled that i've been missing my entire life"
mircea_popescu: yeah, budget just got cut for the nth consecutive year.
mircea_popescu: "why turn down pretty much the only people who still WANT to be in"
nubbins`: they almost have to take women
the20year: The marines refuse to change their testing methods, army was sued to the point of compliance
the20year: Look at how many women want women in combat operations in the US
nubbins`: well then
the20year: They refused it
nubbins`: did you tell them that testosterone builds muscle?
mircea_popescu: the20year women and men aren't different iyo ?!
nubbins`: i don't know if even the hardcore feminists believe that women and men perform equally well in sports
the20year: Would prove a point to the sexists that women and men are differnet :D
the20year: I'd looove to see them do mixed gender sports
the20year: Remember , in china one woman got a comparable score to a man and they all said it was a conspiracy
nubbins`: i watched it hours ago on the internet
the20year: I wonder if they show the same stuff at the same time in canada, i know here it's all recorded
nubbins`: the20year: saw that
the20year: hmm , i imagine falling during snowboarding and then breaking your helmet isn't good
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: nah, they're just having a lel
diametric: ""That no religious test ought ever to be required as a qualification for any office of profit or trust in this State, other than a declaration of belief in the existence of God;""
moiety: woah thats a way better cookie than all these sites usually try to give me.....
dub: you missed the provided
mircea_popescu: there's a cookie.
nubbins`: diametric: to me, that says something other than what you said.
nubbins`: when we dragged our dirtbag ex-tenants to a hearing, the only ones who lied through their teeth were the ones who swore on a bible rather than doing an affirmation
diametric: or in the world to come.""
diametric: nubbins`: Article 36 of the Maryland Declaration of Rights says I have to believe in God: "nor shall any person, otherwise competent, be deemed incompetent as a witness, or juror, on account of his religious belief; provided, he believes in the existence of God, and that under His dispensation such person will be held morally accountable for his acts, and be rewarded or punished therefore either in this world
gribble: Registration successful. You are now authenticated for user moiety with key 6DF881D6696B6111
nubbins`: you're not given the option to take a "solemn oath"?
mircea_popescu: nubbins` won't swear on the bible
mircea_popescu: not sure how well known this is, but esp in the larger trials the jury selection team of a well funded defender may include > 100 people
diametric: in maryland atheists aren't allowed to serve on juries.
mircea_popescu: i never got jurydutied, but i was once in the team kicking you ppl off
dub: I managed to do somethign to get unpicked at the benkay stage
mircea_popescu: well then you got kicked not excused
mircea_popescu: where the fuck.
nubbins`: i was an alternate juror once, didn't quite make the cut
nubbins`: she obviously didn't spend all her extra free time buying clothes
mircea_popescu: they ended up having to review ~10k cases
mircea_popescu: tho, you familiar with the recent mass scandal are you ?
nubbins`: "By the time Silk Road shut down, The Avengers had reviewed 60 vendors, rating them on factors like packaging quality, shipping time, and price."
nubbins`: there's actually very few lsd manufacturers left, both due to risk and availability of precursors
nubbins`: well, the review system worked pretty well too
nubbins`: they vanished
mircea_popescu: did the frauds confess ?
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: could be. they did out some frauds tho
mircea_popescu: nubbins` seriously tho, it's way more likely the avenger troop was just some vendor/ the sr itself doing pr.
herbijudlestoids: id prefer you just verified things before spoutingthem as fact
herbijudlestoids: you can just say youre a concerned mother who found something in their childs schoolbag and want to test it
mircea_popescu: if they actually did anything.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` most labs in the civilised world will test a sample.
nubbins`: and they'll tell you how many micrograms of lsd are in your tab?
mircea_popescu: herbijudlestoids would you trust the reported results of anon third parties that won't share where they measure ?
herbijudlestoids: guess what, until its been HPLCd, you can claim ignorance as to the substance
nubbins`: i bring LSD to the uni, i'll expect a knock on my door
nubbins`: they had access to some sort of lab
nubbins`: not the sort of thing you can just bring somewhere
mircea_popescu: they never said ?!
mircea_popescu: where'd they measure it ?
mircea_popescu: but anyway, props to them, nice going.
nubbins`: there weren't that many different lsd vendors
mircea_popescu: so how many sample results did they ever publish ?
nubbins`: and publish the results
nubbins`: the other point about silk road is that there were this group of guys called "the avengers" who would buy LSD from new vendors and get it tested in a lab for strength
nubbins`: all of a sudden "why the fuck do i feel so sketchy? why are we all moving our bodies like this?"
nubbins`: like you're at the bar having a good time
nubbins`: NBOME is much less visual, and is punctuated by these sporadic moments of clarity
mircea_popescu: of which there are at least a few hundred
herbijudlestoids: dub: datura is a plant. are you referring to the tropane alkaloids contained within?
nubbins`: herbijudlestoids: you can tell by the taste. NBOMe is intensely bitter.
ozbot: Datura - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
herbijudlestoids: its only at 2 dose or above you can start to notice the difference
mircea_popescu: derp. anyone got the vid ?
nubbins`: after those two guys in the missile silo got busted, i thought i'd never see it again
nubbins`: benkay: there always was, just didn't make it quite as far around
benkay: there's real lsd going around again?
herbijudlestoids: 5-MeO-AMT was common on blotter before the discovery of 25i-NBOMe
herbijudlestoids: nubbins`: you have a very weird perception of the drug market
moiety: people have been known to wake from coma being able to speak languages they weren;t able to before.
nubbins`: it was only when the derpy pirate roberts opened his Ye Old Shoppe that the real deal once again became available
moiety: KRS-One: there's a guy in hospital here on a permanent trip, since he was 21 or so... a bad trip. poor guy is tortured and has no insight at all
nubbins`: this bitter not-acid was the only thing you could buy for a long time
moiety: like super string lsd i was under the impression?
moiety: what exactly are microdots then?
nubbins`: and the trips were strange
nubbins`: then this class of drugs called NBOMe was discovered
nubbins`: fun story, before the early 2000s there was no recreational drug that was active at the same dosage range as lsd. you bought some paper, it was the real thing or nothing at all
mircea_popescu: the latter.