benkay: ;;gettrust neilol
benkay: they skim off trades, and delist when things start looking shady
benkay: they're under no real pressure
benkay: if there were actual btc on the line, the mod who approved it might get a caning
benkay: let the mods figure it out.
benkay: mine is surveillancevan97***
benkay: see that's the kinda thing that tars you with the LMB brush, ThickAsThieves
benkay: BingoBoingo: phpenis
benkay: ThickAsThieves:i have a contract with Neo
benkay: ^^ staff
benkay: B=====D
benkay: GET IT ON STAFF
benkay: you're the one with researchers on staff.
benkay: was not tat originally affiliated with n/b?
benkay: goat me
benkay: was goat not a pirate pass through operator?
benkay: nobody else is taking those jaeorbs
benkay: tg2: aws only hires the fired
benkay: lol "much as goat is not related to pirate"
benkay: *fist pump after fist pump after fist pump*
benkay: although Survant James hit a milestone recently - we now have eight full months of runway in the bank at current rates.
benkay: shit i ain't even sufficiently well capitalized to go *into* retirement yet!
benkay: i'm not out of retirement yet, free to troll silicon valley all day.
benkay: i think that i'll pass.
benkay: also twitter fame?
benkay: mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2014&bots=true#588733
benkay: wasn't via me, tho mircea_popescu, was it?
benkay: how ams even identity
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: stephenson
benkay: vile hdr
benkay: !l h rent
benkay: !t h rent
benkay: i r broked?
benkay: testing in production....
benkay: GOSH
benkay: he's not involved any more, kakobrekla
benkay: assbarf
benkay: testing...
benkay: plan to let your stockholders sell at the same price as your round 2 ipo?
benkay: !help
benkay: !mp
benkay: !t m s.mpoe
benkay: lo mo
benkay: totally, man.
benkay: iplol
benkay: the manip is in, eh, the20year2 ?
benkay: !t h rent
benkay: but firearms and booze are not my favorite combo.
benkay: that's another plan.
benkay: 'sides, risky for the charger.
benkay: where's the fun in that, tg2 ?
benkay: going to puncture it on a drunken weekend soon
benkay: crashed a model airplane recently, banana'd a battery.
benkay: lipo's, yo.
benkay: <benkay> a!
benkay: <tg2> plastic pin that holds that cover on
benkay: i'm marshalling reasons why it might be metallic.
benkay: nigga i know what a pop pin is
benkay: makes me think metal.
benkay: plus shine, plus no tumble and maintaining the same speed as car...
benkay: those would cut right through plastic over time.
benkay: it's holding in super vibrate-y al plates, though.
benkay: could it be a metal pop pin?
benkay: but what do i know
benkay: should tumble and slow much more imho
benkay: seems a bit inertia-y for plastic
benkay: a!
benkay: helluva lever arm across the width of the body
benkay: you can see the threads strip and then it wobble out
benkay: bolt holding plates in, mircea_popescu
benkay: ductile != brissant
benkay: steel
benkay: well it's still
benkay: ah.
benkay: i figured those were ductile.
benkay: what, a tow hitch is brissant?
benkay: mike_c: show me the same thing with a piece of steel a la what kicked off a recent Tesla fire.
benkay: argentina!
benkay: i was going to say.
benkay: ah
benkay: USDA's horrendously more expensive up north.
benkay: what's even more funny is that canadian beef is cheaper here than it is up there.
benkay: the monopoly is a horrendous thing.
benkay: the nice stores are nice, obviously.
benkay: it's not nearly as bad here as i make it out
benkay: luckily, we don't have much actual in-person robbery here. just communism.
benkay: that was my experience in NYC, asciilifeform.
benkay: i hate socialism
benkay: go fuck yourself
benkay: we labor under a state sponsored liquor monopoly.
benkay: oh it's the most hilarious in the occupied cascadian territories, BingoBoingo
benkay: mircea_popescu: most places in the US alcohol is only touchable by the clerks.
benkay: asciilifeform: that is what i'm driving at.
benkay: asciilifeform: this defense ignores the store mandates that store employees not actually do anything during a theft for fear of liability.
benkay: asciilifeform: there aren't zappers floating around?
benkay: there's nothing there.
benkay: not much to understand, the20year2.
benkay: "chemicals" including lots of nominally nutritive materials
benkay: insufficiently-horsed is more like it.
benkay: ahoy the sub
benkay: asciilifeform: looks like it, neh?
benkay: asciilifeform, mircea_popescu, diametric and chipfolk at large: on a scale of zero to crackpot: http://ootbcomp.com/
benkay: lucky them, living in such a slow time and communing with such giants.
benkay: plus also cameraderie and mentorship.
benkay: << lowly mechanical
benkay: manuals having long since disappeared from the shop.
benkay: i had to have someone who grew up with them teach me how to use them though.
benkay: those are a joy
benkay: "vintage"? how old is vintage?
benkay: minimum bend radii, maximum cable lengths, nobody ever wanted to cram that many probes that close together before, handed the problem to resident kid.
benkay: once had to design a nightmare of a cable harness for wafer probing.
benkay: kinks can even induce reflections if your application's sensitive to 'em.
benkay: vs grown in wombs
benkay: some are also engineered and subsequently manufactured.
benkay: pedant
benkay: capacitor not necessary for capacitance
benkay: this apparently is how options are working now: http://bitbet.us/bet/798/bitcoin-to-drop-under-400-before-june/ http://bitbet.us/bet/799/bitcoin-price-above-800-before-july/
benkay: ;;gettrust eskimobob
benkay: some salute.
benkay: i don't see my name there...
benkay: "hashes match on my device!"
benkay: o i thought the excuse was =========
benkay: mircea_popescu: re gpgauth.org, that doesn't store private keys though.
benkay: ;;rate bitcoinpete 1 does what he says he will.
benkay: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:983637eb42b48a2be08fe9d0aa52ad0f7cb6412de4764cff08499c25
benkay: ;;gpg eauth benkay
benkay: funny how that works
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: mpoe over 90k all of a sudden
benkay: badbet doesn't work
benkay: anyone running a pool on how long it takes tg2 to get rated by someone we know?
benkay: ditto
benkay: kinda irrelevant
benkay: tg2: for a technical dude you sure don't in2 research
benkay: who are you, noCHINA ?
benkay: webchat lol
benkay: ninjashogun lol
benkay: psh.
benkay: what, asciilifeform generates more -assets lines than me?
benkay: make a bitbet
benkay: <-- does not follow mining
benkay: asicminer taped their own out, right?
benkay: 65 probly?
benkay: is it over?
benkay: pumping co2 into the atmo may change the atmo's composition, yea or nay?
benkay: these crackers bengay.
benkay: i stay icy hot
benkay: why? magic. trust in the issuer.
benkay: if that company has value, the share has a slice of the value.
benkay: a share represents a slice of a company.
benkay: CheckDavid: that's the magic of owning shares in a business.
benkay: wat
benkay: CheckDavid: we've explained how to handle that.
benkay: thing about shitcoin is that one doesn't get to select the coins received
benkay: far easier
benkay: yeah you should do colored coins instead
benkay: twain etc
benkay: gpg is gpg
benkay: btc is btc
benkay: no signing things with btc addresses
benkay: no no no no no no
benkay: well, most recent owner right?
benkay: yes you do, CheckDavid otherwise arbitrary entities can transfer shares arbitrarily.
benkay: nigga u insane
benkay: how cool!
benkay: you get to make it
benkay: the public offering is required to get the hype machine going so that the 'ipo' pulls in as many coins as possible
benkay: "please send divs previously associated with 1fuckmylife to 1fuckhislife"
benkay: 1 gpg-signed email is all that'd take
benkay: HEYO
benkay: it's all php, right up your ======== alley
benkay: what needs deving?
benkay: ;;rate thestringpuller 1 not likely to mess your day up
benkay: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:7da124b7be1a63529a28570b4f9af14cb7a3bc1114d6419b8788425f
benkay: ;;gpg eauth benkay
benkay: ;;gettrust thestringpuller
benkay: women behind bars you say?
benkay: ;;google trilema colored coins
benkay: that'd make some nice hash, tg2
benkay: no rng
benkay: modern computer
benkay: hue
benkay: radical dudebro
benkay: i want to put tg2's discarded keys into this hash i'm working on
benkay: i'm talking about salmon hash, corned beef hash, crypto hash
benkay: hah you druggies!
benkay: i think i want all those discarded keys tg2's dropping on the floor
benkay: making some hash today
benkay: hue hue hue hue hue
benkay: hey look what princessnell found: http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/19354/1/reddit-says-bitcoin-branded-logo-ecstasy-pills-sold-in-europe
benkay: bring your army?
benkay: eyo princessnell
benkay: not allowing them to sell at the same price you are.
benkay: there are no rules.
benkay: this is bitcoin.
benkay: illegal?
benkay: doesn't really excuse malfeasance.
benkay: tough problem to have
benkay: lotsa minnows
benkay: ;;calc 48129/300
benkay: !t h rent
benkay: yup. everyone else uses phones.
benkay: pick one
benkay: the20year3: either your investors are trading on news or they're not trading around
benkay: k there's your answer.
benkay: xdotcomm_: are you familiar with MPEx?
benkay: havelock, duh.
benkay: plus, your investors are a bunch of trend-traders.
benkay: nobody knows how to value anything in BTC alone, much less mixed-assets.
benkay: the20year3: this is the painful part of touching both rails at the same time.
benkay: so throw your money directly to the guy like you did with Gox.
benkay: the point is that he's allowed to sell more shares in his company at above market prices when nobody else is.
benkay: dexX7: so send your money directly to the guy - who cares?
benkay: that's an irrational move, dexX7. why not just buy the shares on the open market?
benkay: at a hilariously higher price, i might point out.
benkay: they're compounding this fraud by suspending the hallowed process of price discovery to entice another round of suckers into their finger-trap.
benkay: the havelock approach is to fix a price and wait for the suckers to come by.
benkay: supply and demand must agree on a price.
benkay: dexX7: does this make sense?
benkay: and previous shareholders should get to sell at .0075 as well.
benkay: if it were really worth .0075 the price would reflect that.
benkay: either their paper is worth what the market will pay for it or its not
benkay: dexX7:
benkay: in what sane world does this make sense
benkay: on the other hand, there's the harder and tougher path to accredidation with people not engaged in fucking people as a matter of habit in -assets.
benkay: there are all the scam hosters over there that don't require identity or anything, allowing companies like CaVirtEx to walk off with customer funds and Rentalstarter to arbitrarily halt trading so they can sell their inflated stock at some imaginary value.
benkay: you're investigating listing a stock of some sort, right?
benkay: i guess you miss the point.
benkay: "Spoiler: It's not going to beat betsofbitco.in"
benkay: ;;gettrust CheckDavid
benkay: that's precisely what ninjashogun was prattling about.
benkay: dafuq?
benkay: why not a !sr <link>, kakobrekla ?
benkay: ;;lasers
benkay: HeySteve2: did you ever sort your wallet?
benkay: lol nubbins`
benkay: there is an element i am completely failing to address for teh style override
benkay: god bless bootstrap.
benkay: pretty sure that most american educations gave up on thinking a long time ago, TestingUnoDosTre
benkay: murka murka jihad
benkay: murka
benkay: if you're not comfortable with the whole master key subordinate key thing and confident that you can always do the right thing, guard against "yourself as your own worst enemy" and use separate master keys.
benkay: i'd separate concerns here.