benkay: hey, p.neat nubbins`
benkay: only foreign banks, and only maybe, and only if the USG catches you and your dodging of thtupid embargoes is woefully poorly managed
benkay: "In May, in what appeared to be a thinly veiled reference to BNP Paribas and other banks under probe, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder warned that "There is no such thing as too big to jail," signaling that for the first time in decades the government was ready to press guilty pleas on financial institutions."
benkay: http://online.wsj.com/articles/bnp-paribass-looming-u-s-settlement-to-cap-troublesome-period-for-bank-1404058219?mod=europe_home
benkay goes off to the wsj
benkay: weak logs
benkay: <thestringpuller> group photo with the cryps! // actually, that's a good name for this gang right here
benkay: <fluffypony> https://twitter.com/fluffyponyza/with_replies // fluffyponzi
benkay: YOU DON'T GET A SECOND FUCKING SEED ROUnD
benkay: https://medium.com/mattermark-daily/mattermark-has-raised-2m-in-our-second-seed-round-e93b20dc59b0
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: doesn't mean diddly, tho
benkay: nobody i recognize
benkay: and isn't it 'cold cock'?
benkay: wow holy crap
benkay: a) anonymity's a red herring b) if they're using CB to recv btc, who cares?
benkay: https://libertyvps.net/ << anyone tried 'em?
benkay: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/Tintinnabulum_Pompeii_MAN_Napoli_Inv27839.jpg/640px-Tintinnabulum_Pompeii_MAN_Napoli_Inv27839.jpg
benkay: http://38.media.tumblr.com/50a7e4712b4f1db039bf4b52abb110d1/tumblr_n7w2nwNV9F1qzvg5fo2_1280.jpg
benkay: the sarbox claims are interesting
benkay: really? pgp isn't the answer? nooz to me.
benkay: (quote)
benkay: We need to be discussing how to eliminate email, not new ways to glue partial solutions on to it. STARTTLS isn’t the answer, PGP isn’t the answer, S/MIME isn’t the answer - an entirely new protocol is.
benkay: which little girl
benkay: i was?
benkay: original's better.
benkay: not infeasible.
benkay: i mean i have no idea man - ancient disaster prostitution tourism?
benkay: hahaha
benkay: bitstein: are they still operational?
benkay: these saudi phone users - is this the upper crust or the imported slaves?
benkay: another factor in breaking the USG's power monopoly will be the cheaply made en-masse autonomous thingers capable of bringing down any bird or boat they field
benkay: sauce?
benkay: oh man i was trying to write code and then mircea_popescu dropped a blogbomb with a szabo link
benkay: i have a cook
benkay: mircea_popescu:
benkay: we all know how i cook, mi
benkay: fascinating.
benkay: BingoBoingo: really?!
benkay: i've finally broken the girl of cooking carbs on my cast iron
benkay: do go on - what's being grown?
benkay: what are you growing today, BingoBoingo ?
benkay: a popescu?
benkay: i'm just going to put like 5 business cards in this here jar...
benkay: la serenissima
benkay: steak
benkay: tits!
benkay: apropos of nothing: http://marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2014/06/the-polity-tht-is-china-dissident-markets-in-everything.html
benkay: if people buy that shit i have a Lisp Machine to sell them.
benkay: dude have you ever heard an SAP pitch?
benkay: but think of all the suckers who haven't read their history!
benkay: who can i sell this AI snake oil to...
benkay: i want to write some expert systems.
benkay: well, welcome lobbes may your studies be fruitful
benkay: jus' trollin'
benkay: ah, so lisp:forth :: python:c, then.
benkay: compactness of code. efficiency and portability to other microprocessor-based systems.
benkay: The choice of Forth was dictated by strong implementation issues. such as
benkay: lobbes: who are ye?
benkay: ;;gettrust lobbes
benkay: !s sybil
benkay: ;;rate ninjashogun -9 inquire within
benkay: trolls trolling trolls trolling trollface.png
benkay: ThickAsThieves: ^^
benkay: or a breakout?
benkay: does the TA indicate a head and shoulders pattern forming?
benkay: The master said: “Then I am content.”
benkay: The scribe said: “There is no book here, and no sea, and anyway you lack hands or a body to accomplish the task.”
benkay: The master said: “Indeed, my very existence on your pages begins and ends in error. If I had any wit I’d cast your book into the sea.”
benkay: The scribe said: “Then would it not be wiser to say nothing, either to the student or to the scribe?”
benkay: The scribe asked the Java master: “Why do you have me record so many tales of students who require correction?”
benkay: The master said: “No. The fool is the one who calls himself ‘master’ and speaks with a semblance of authority. His error begins when he opens his mouth, and multiplies when he closes it, leaving much unsaid.”
benkay: The scribe asked: “Does mere ignorance or error make one a fool?”
benkay: The master said: “So that a fool may read them, and realize that he is a fool.”
benkay: ;;later tell moiety https://alexcabal.com/creating-the-perfect-gpg-keypair/ per mircea_popescu's suggestion
benkay: ;;google ultimate gpg guide
benkay: berhardt's pretty great, kakobrekla.
benkay: lol "SecureRandom is so slow!"
benkay: yup
benkay: ;;ticker --market bitstamp
benkay: so...what is that used for internally to wordpress?
benkay: kinda bunk.
benkay: sslverify i mean
benkay: i guess ssl_verify might help...
benkay: well that's downright inspirational, kakobrekla
benkay: bitcoinpete: apres dinner malarkey of all sorts
benkay: my partner does have a large porch upon which we work when the weather's nice
benkay: instead of renting an office, we have a running tab with a rather nice local cafe
benkay: that'd be nice, but we're keeping overhead to negligible levels for the immediate future.
benkay: always with the documentation.
benkay: and writing documentation.
benkay: bitcoinpete: slaying aws clusters allllll dayyyyyy and taking a contractor out for dinner after
benkay: how are you today?
benkay: hey bitcoinpete
benkay: https://twitter.com/garybernhardt/status/482295995380690944 // oop is seductively rational, only disclosing its insanities after much research by way smart people
benkay: what, no new panties?
benkay: at least different ones
benkay: i've seen that like three times this week
benkay: it's a travesty
benkay: and audiences reduced to ovations over laughter
benkay: "how about them TSA lines?!?!?!?!" har har har
benkay: in america, the joke has been reduced to the reference
benkay: ask the anthropologist.
benkay: ;;later tell princesnell mircea_popescu wants to know more about poso*
benkay: unless you're on someone else's book and getting paid for it.
benkay: go long, dca, forget trading.
benkay: ipo's are pososphere feminist brainwashing man
benkay: wannabe alphas teaching wannabe alphas to be wannabe alphas
benkay: "
benkay: "WARNING: installation on jailbroken devices is strongly discouraged
benkay: k nm saved by the market
benkay: this is doable, i b'leev.
benkay: but a non api app
benkay: spv makes it possible right?
benkay: iphone wallet
benkay: man okay guys talk me off this cliff
benkay: right on
benkay: linguistic transform
benkay: is danneskjol some sort of proxy for "bitch of"?
benkay: fn cult i tell ya
benkay: "mining is -ev"
benkay: "business is hard"
benkay: they just reinforce the same set of tired old mantras
benkay: disregard them greencabbige it's an echo chamber
benkay: four hundredths your money back in two years!
benkay: !b 1
benkay: <asciilifeform> 'the morel [sic] equivalent of opening other peoples physical wallets and taking the cash found within.' << more like digging out a bag of gold some anonymous idiot buried under park bench // or...morels
benkay: <mircea_popescu> when something goes wrong... people fuck. // and when things go right...
benkay: there's a pun in there
benkay: cuntspiraci!
benkay: princessnell and hanbot at once?
benkay: eh
benkay: she's alive
benkay: !down kakobrekla
benkay: $bait
benkay: butts
benkay: !b 4
benkay: bwahahahahahahah
benkay: !down mircea_popescu
benkay: ah
benkay: mircea_popescu: http://blogs.wsj.com/venturecapital/2014/06/17/bitpagos-raises-600000-seed-round-to-boost-bitcoin-use-in-south-america/?KEYWORDS=bitpagos another for the DERP
benkay: bash kinda has silly dynamics what with winner-taking-all
benkay: my goal is to have at least 5 in the top-of-all-time
benkay: ah wd ty
benkay: <mircea_popescu> benkay just ftr i based your sarcasm :D // pardon?
benkay: pf nvm okay
benkay: <mircea_popescu> it just doesn't pay. // how is this not a default? am i missing the sarcasm?
benkay: here, have a weird: https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/482000455921577984
benkay: my sympathies
benkay: o wait i read that in the log!
benkay: who's taken over Vexual's computer?
benkay: when did you start making sense
benkay: Vexual what's wrong with you
benkay: !b 4
benkay imagines thepyruvatebay.se
benkay: so how much did the rabbit go for?
benkay: going home
benkay: beer empty
benkay: kakos problems are all of our problems
benkay: i guess yours then as well
benkay: eh, that's his problem
benkay: play me some jamz?
benkay: hey baby doll
benkay: look who's joining us
benkay: there's always tab-complete, Mats_cd03
benkay: ;;later tell TheNewDeal you had it right the first time
benkay: going long without commensurate short options is cuh-fukken-razy
benkay: naked shorts bad, covered shorts good
benkay: no no, the market just falls over with one and not the other
benkay: can't have puts without calls, etc
benkay: maybe mircea_popescu comes by later to school me
benkay: for a second i was hoping to learn something there :D
benkay: bloctoc: logs
benkay: what's strange about it, TheNewDeal ?
benkay: please correct me, bloctoc
benkay: hedging against their bringing something to market is betting that they do
benkay: yeah, F takes you short, D takes you long
benkay: buy F.DERP, buy D.*, ams hedged
benkay: bloctoc:
benkay: D.BPAY is a hedge against the fartup cirkus producing something with market value in the next year or w/e
benkay: what, hold btc's not a good enough hedge?
benkay: D.BPAY or the actual shares?
benkay: one might consider...hedging.
benkay: makes perfect sense, mo
benkay: haxx and scams
benkay: (i dreamt about it last night)
benkay: and that to which all btc drain
benkay: that from which all assets are pushed
benkay: i do wonder about the ur-account on mpex
benkay: !l m s.nsa
benkay: !l m s.wol
benkay: kakobrekla: assbot doesn't know about wol?
benkay: !l m s.wol
benkay: !t m s.wol
benkay: 40k iirc, and it was on a shitty cloud drive to boot.
benkay: can*
benkay: apropos of the bash bombs discussed earlier, my favorite part about computanium is how ls'ing in a directory with lots of things will cripple a server
benkay: mircea_popescu: mebbe later - in the meantime i'm enjoying the luxury of going to sleep at midnightish
benkay: mircea_popescu, mike_c: cool stuff
benkay: !up Vexual
benkay: SHIP IT
benkay: hudsucker proxy...
benkay: what movie's that from?
benkay: there is a whole internet of examples...
benkay: ;;ud dock
benkay: what, docking or demonstrations?
benkay: doesn't a whoreicane sound great?
benkay: i had to dig up a demonstration of docking for that one to make sense to the lady
benkay: "dock me like a faggot king"
benkay: "whorricane"
benkay: particular winners:
benkay: so the girl and i've been perverting the refrain to "rock me like a hurricane" all morning
benkay: pf no wrong girl
benkay: amusingly, the one who won't ride his bike naked
benkay: turns out it was another neighbor's girl, my ins broker
benkay: i thought a neighbor was leaving for the morning, and ran outside in my underoos to return a key
benkay: haha
benkay: http://www.iprofesional.com/notas/189965-Que-pasara-con-el-valor-del-dolar-si-la-Argentina-le-paga-a-los-fondos-buitre
benkay: http://sysmagazine.com/posts/217799/ "fleshstore"
benkay: haskell invaded my computer
benkay: ugh u guise i got a nasty virus
benkay: link or gtfo
benkay: well they still have to work their asses off to hire both the managers and those who toil under the managers.
benkay: <mircea_popescu> jborkl winkleloss #1 and #2 right ? // they actually *hire* managers, if you'd believe it.
benkay: isn't PKI a nsa plant?
benkay: mircea_popescu: "oppinion" on ransomware
benkay: mircea_popescu: what do zeroconfs have to do with anything?
benkay: mircea_popescu: when do we get 2year bitbets?
benkay: sent that to a guy i know over at ebay mobile whose "vision quest to set the visual style fo ebay mobile" has been relegated to the...ipad app.
benkay: "product vision"
benkay: yeah that one's great, eh jurov ?
benkay: " but as we formalize our road map, we're formalizing the teams working on those buckets."
benkay: <BingoBoingo> http://paulford.kinja.com/wait-we-didnt-have-a-cms-team-1593914473 // i'm dying over here
benkay: silver and red for maximum migrane factor
benkay: although there *is* a dock, i could always take the derpmarine
benkay: hm maybe i'll duct tape the trabamborghini to the roflcopter and float to the con