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asciilifeform: how the hell does one say funkspiel in english, anyway
asciilifeform: i assume that if mircea_popescu wanted to play funkspiel with the fellow on the other end of the wire, he would have kept the discovery to himself...
mats_cd03: is disclosure of your knowledge of the pwning such a good idea?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: what was the role of that box again ?
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punkman: asciilifeform: nah just the common image format parts match
mircea_popescu: it seems its all over the place,
mircea_popescu: seems like some sort of pared down btc client, from the desc ?
asciilifeform: but there's yer favicon
BingoBoingo: And if the surgery doesn't work out, with the malpractice insurance money maybe he can reverse Buterin's waterfall.
cazalla: he could even use tips to pay for extension/reduction depending on the circumstances, in for surgery anyway so why not
assbot: Virus may be the culprit in a disease that’s wiping out starfish | Ars Technica ... ( http://bit.ly/1tgZ7y5 )
BingoBoingo: davout: And when you implement the optional Butts denomination pls tell Qntra first for exclusive story and great /r/Bitcoin troll
BingoBoingo: davout: Butts simplify the monetary base since there's only 100 of them
danielpbarron: the address he included doesn't have any transactions, so i'm guessing he still has just the 0 bitcoin he probably started with
danielpbarron: "This one really hurts.. like I got punched in the gut and betrayed by a friend." << lol thief is now his friend, or bitcoin is his friend; guy got his feelings hurt
mats_cd03: (on another note: if mp's ego explodes, and no one is around to see it, did it really happen?)
mats_cd03: i will pray for the safe return of his dong
davout: not to mention a story that's carved in the logs rock
BingoBoingo: <mike_c> did they unbreak it? << Reading up on the surgery today what the surgeon probably did was open it up to clear out the colugulated blood, sutured the broken boner fascia, and then put the whole thing back together as best they can
assbot: Until The Ribbon Breaks - Revolution Indifference - Feat. Run The Jewels - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1yqoTo2 )
mike_c: hehe. too much whining led to the penis just falling off ;)
danielpbarron: i don't know the results of the operation yet
davout: mike_c: no everything went ok, they didn't have to cut it
mike_c: did they unbreak it?
danielpbarron: for those interested in an update to the "broken penis" drama; xanthyos went into surgery today
BingoBoingo: Can't hide daggers in our IRC cloaks either, scam
kakobrekla: cant you stone someone to death over the internet?
BingoBoingo: idk either
davout: who configured the DNS ?
kakobrekla: going by ip works most of the time but apparently not all the time
davout: "SERVFAIL means that the domain does exist and the root name servers have information on this domain, but that the authoritative name servers are not answering queries for this domain."
rithm: i have to remind them of what the fuck DNS is every goddamn day
davout: rithm: thanks for the tip, just had a look seems DNS related
rithm: sometimes i can't get to things on the internets and usually may tracerout to that ip fails but ymmv
assbot: Everybody Pivots | The Bitcoin Foundation ... ( http://bit.ly/1qu90hq )
BingoBoingo: https://bitcoinfoundation.org/2014/11/everybody-pivots/ << Vessenes foundation is pivoting to address the mod6 - ben_vulpes foundation
BingoBoingo: The 90's are far enough in the past for some people to have nostalgia
gribble: the 90s is up
kakobrekla: ;;isup the 90s
mircea_popescu: what is this, the 90s ?
mircea_popescu: punkbot, yeah, but supposedly nothing was ever hosted there.
mircea_popescu: chetty, i imagine some sort of dns mitm or whatever noob "techz" the nsa script kiddies worship\
mircea_popescu: anyway, that favico was briefly reditrcting to 127.0.0.1 earlier, which is why i went to all the trouble of pasting it etc.
assbot: Logged on 19-11-2014 09:07:55; BingoBoingo: * assets_idle_bot (~fivezerot@unaffiliated/fivezerotwo) has joined #bitcoin-assets << You know... there's a log...
mircea_popescu: nah, im preliminary convinced this is the nsa something-or-the-other
BingoBoingo: ^ no need for accounts on either
mircea_popescu: holy shit all these image pastebins want you to "malke an account wtf"
mircea_popescu: the only problem being that the server is supposedly inactive, HOWEVER
mircea_popescu: the funny part being :
mircea_popescu: no idea exactly how this worked, will know more once the cutup shop is done cutting it up. in any case, it had an over-the-net update somehow.
cazalla: danielpbarron: anyway his mom called the cops <<< is she trying to get him killed or what
cazalla: xanthyos: when i was testing his empathy level on the phone <<< are you sure you're not a woman?
cazalla: nubbins`: BingoBoingo cazalla let's see a qntra story about blazedout's 28btc piece of wood <<< identifying wood.. it's wood type article? heh, i wouldn't buy that but i'll leave the man alone to enjoy his wood collection
BingoBoingo: And maybe he'll get revenge with pictures of the gross sutures
BingoBoingo: cazalla: People need to understand the urgency of their situations
BingoBoingo: Oh, the recipient is simply the moon.
kakobrekla: if you have phone camera or a kepler on the other end
kakobrekla: well yeah if you can burn a hole in the universe you can prolly flash to moon
asciilifeform: outdoor laser in usa without approval of the crown -> gasenwagen.
kakobrekla: prolly just like the one ascii has or something
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Prolly can encode BTC transactions in Baudot and send to the moon with lasers
kakobrekla: (the lasers are for the kitties)
kakobrekla: if its going to the moon you need lazers or dunno space elevator
BingoBoingo: So we need BTC to hit the moon already so we can roll our own transoceanic fiber.
mike_c: hm. that seems legit. I guess they just have better routes or something.
mike_c: maybe it just pings the server?
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: you will need basic literacy (familiar with building kernel, and at least a rough idea of what the 'moving parts' are therein)
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: all i will say is that it is not especially hard to arrange.
assbot: Logged on 19-11-2014 19:36:54; asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: unreleased for the same reason as your bitcoind
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: see my response to mircea: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-11-2014#928972
asciilifeform doesn't see a scenario where 'weight' is a worthwhile pill against vehicle theft
BingoBoingo: Sure they were frequently so in one place i lived.
BingoBoingo: The concept of the motorcycle also leaves me a bit wary as it can be heisted by a cheap angry compact pickup truck
BingoBoingo: I just have trouble beliving in them given the lack of compelling use cases
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I'm vaguely familiar with the concept
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assbot: The Moral Reform - all messages ... ( http://bit.ly/11iy1Ae )
mircea_popescu: like the fucking arabs were during the dark ages.
mircea_popescu: because eastern europe is the fucking bastion of western civilisation these days,
wao: oh yes, they also did Direct Democracy == published all politics cellphone numbers on wall and attached phone with spoofed sms.
mircea_popescu: and for our fellow usians watching this : the guy isn't in jale, either.
wao: or another was like asleep or sleeping :D
wao: they found that, that one politic doesnt hold his phone in hand, so how he can send sms? :/
wao: one mistake there was
wao: see the chaos!
wao: use timeslider there
wao: we 'hacked' their phones :)
assbot: The Moral Reform ... ( http://bit.ly/1xqfCOz )
wao: Ztohoven art group founded the Cryptoanarchy institute
mircea_popescu: there we go, balance is restored.
wao: they called it Institue of Cryptoanarchy :)
assbot: The Salad Mixxxer | Infomercials | Adult Swim - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1xqeACh )
wao: people want consume digital content on their smartwatchs!
mircea_popescu: let the man run his own business eh.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i had a lotta respect for the whole shebang << it was a different shebang in those times.
wao: oh, yes, I'm sometimes lurk here but mostly dont have that opinion that could be readed any other of you .)
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mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it's sad yo, back as a wee kitten in romania i had a lotta respect for the whole shebang.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: movement << lol. perhaps in the sense of 'bowel movement.'
Namworld: We had an ad placed there in the past.
mircea_popescu: sure, they occasionally rape kids.
mircea_popescu: the entire fucking movement is in point of fact about as related to the reality of computers as party clowns are related to fucking.
mircea_popescu: this is the fucking point. it's not just bitcoin "core" that's irrelevant
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: unreleased for the same reason as your bitcoind
mircea_popescu: if i was running things that'd have been the only thing being worked on.
mircea_popescu: so am i the only one displeased but unsurprised that not.a.single."foss".implementation out there has yet come up with a way for the user to bind a sole keyboard to kernel bus ? and all others get rejected ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the kind.
BingoBoingo: mike_c: Well... Time & Life still gets the name of a building while being dyingware.
mike_c: i mean, if they had given him the marketing award i would understand
mike_c: what. the fuck. awards for vapor-ware now?
SonsofCrypto: I'm currently on workers compensation, playing with exchanges and more recently assets within the cryptocurrency community.
asciilifeform: perhaps ought to have become a surgeon, or the like.
asciilifeform: funny thing is, i haven't the 'cringe reflex'
chetty: jesus asciilifeform that even bothers me, and I am a girl :P
asciilifeform was just reading n. m. penzer's classic 'the harem: inside the grand serraglio', specifically the chapter concerning eunuchs, the other day...
BingoBoingo: Dunno how anyone could not go if it struck them
nubbins`: BingoBoingo one of my friends went to the ER with testicular torsion in HS
BingoBoingo: !up devthedev
assbot: . /DevinSenaUI I guess it is a good time to remind everybody that in the event of genital injury /hashtag/TimeIsTestical?src=hash http://t.co/lSnpLoBwuN
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: http://pastebin.com/Ni7t20wY << reposted link just for you
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: nah. a very perverse article re: a figure of the spanish civil war.
assbot: 9 results for 'the answer lies in the sewers' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=the+answer+lies+in+the+sewers
asciilifeform: !s the answer lies in the sewers
BingoBoingo: !s from the sewers
assbot: It's World Toilet Day. Why the world must build toilets to save lives http://t.co/Pei7yAJQhG /hashtag/econarchive?src=hash http://t.co/bu9tcPhfgM
BingoBoingo: Re: smart pipe, apparently World Toilet Day is a thing https://twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/535099303745028096
thestringpuller: so they piggie back on Visa?
mats_cd03: 'apple users have money and they want to spend it here'
thestringpuller: did the prepaid card scammers finally get found out?
thestringpuller: how apple managed to get everyone to use them as a payment processor really kinda mind boggles me
thestringpuller: and the only reason I use it is because google play forces you to use google wallet
thestringpuller: they said that about google wallet a decade ago
TomServo: It's like...the future.
TomServo: Co-workers creaming themselves over using applepay at mcdonalds.
asciilifeform: if you can park it on a deep sea volcanic vent, you can omit the R- from the RTG.
asciilifeform: feel free to use another power source.
kakobrekla: and they got 16kg of it but ru doesnt make it anymore as well
kakobrekla: aha usg stoped making plutonium 238 in 1988, they just ordered it from russia
davout: the guy seems to have a weird mix of sanity and insanity
danielpbarron: anyway his mom called the cops
BingoBoingo: How else does one fill the mineshaft gap?
assbot: 8 Explosive Finds in Wu-Tang Clan Member Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s FBI Files - The Daily Beast ... ( http://bit.ly/1uw3SaU )
BingoBoingo: I dunno. Maybe one of the inevitable FBI lurkers that must be here called it in.
kakobrekla: avg yearly supercomputer speedup in top 500, between the years 1993 and 2008: 90%
devthedev: Ha, it's funny that they include Bitsafe first on the list.
BingoBoingo: !up devthedev
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: If you really can't call 9-11, maybe pirate some surgical urology textbooks on thepiratebay and practice of a few hotdogs before self repairing?
kakobrekla: idk call wildlife control so they shoot you with a tranquilizer then docs can fix you in the while
nubbins`: uh, the hospital does not, in fact, turn people away for calling doctors faggots
xanthyos: that's the borderline personality disorder
xanthyos: when i was testing his empathy level on the phone
xanthyos: they won't even see me because i called the dr a faggot
nubbins`: you could be halfway there
kakobrekla: xanthyos i was talking about the wood.
nubbins`: an hour closer than the hospital
xanthyos: i can't even go shopping for a new one because of the ocd in choosing a new one i'm totally locked up
xanthyos: the mental problem makes the physical so much worse
xanthyos: it's about the anxitey of being seen
nubbins`: fwiw i see "turning squares" (for lathe work) of this wood selling for $80, 3x3x13"
kakobrekla: what the fuck did i just read
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xanthyos: one of the problems
xanthyos: that's the problem
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: Is there anyone local who can drive you?
devthedev: I want to see the pictures so bad.
xanthyos: my doctor hung up bc i spoke out in pain on the line
BingoBoingo: Bike there if you must
nubbins`: what the fuck good is being a lord
nubbins`: you want me to rub you behind the ears instead?
nubbins`: further, get out w/ your "passive bullying"
xanthyos: it must be nice to have all the money in the world and no empathy
xanthyos: that's the cavalier attitude that is passive bullying that is thrown out in this channel a lot
mike_c: I know, right? that is exactly how I felt when I was loading up a DB with the blockchain.
nubbins`: if it takes you 40 minutes to do the dishes, maybe you should do them more often than once every two days 8)
nubbins`: <+mircea_popescu> xanthyos: stuck at the ktichen sink for a 40 minute block << this is called "doing the dishes" <<< hahaha
assbot: Penile fracture - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1teEClJ )
TomServo: Being off topic is not at all uncommon here, but for the sake of log readers - just go get your shit fixed.
BingoBoingo: Eh, most thing in this channel are still... to the hospital with you
xanthyos: i know the things i talk about in this channel are off-topic from bitcoin often
BingoBoingo: Then caveman you would be out of the gene pool, and the rest of your cave tribe would learn from the example
xanthyos: what if there was no doctor
BingoBoingo: If you ignore the problem you might not hace a dick
TomServo: That'd be the wrong choice.
xanthyos: so i'm going to ignore the problem
xanthyos: but then it'll be out there forever to be used against me as a joke later
BingoBoingo: !up devthedev
xanthyos: if it bites me in the ass it won't be the first time
xanthyos: maybe the wrong place for it
xanthyos: i look thru the window which often i cant' even touch
xanthyos: people come over and i don't let them in
xanthyos: i never leave the house
xanthyos: has dpb shared the video with you where they beat the shit out of me, throw me out he ground so my mouth bleeds, and when i shit my pants they say "Good"
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: You need an ambulance, they'll drug you sooner
xanthyos: just bitched at the receptionist for trying to timeslot me when i said i hav ean anxiety disorder, no car, and a broken penis
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: Then convey yourself to the hospital in the most expedient manner available
xanthyos: PEOPLE THINK I TRoll because no one on the internet is as overt as i am
BingoBoingo: Just tell the operator you broke your dick and need an ambulance
xanthyos: GET THE VIOLENT THUGS WHO HAVE BEATEN ME UP IN THE PAT SO MANY TIMES
BingoBoingo: Call 9-11, they'll take you in.
xanthyos: I JUST WANT TO JUMP ON THE TRAIN TRACKS
Azelphur: xanthyos: you can't be upset while your sedated, sedation is the solution to lifes problems.
mod6: then dude, don't be an irc-hero, go get your shaft fixed.
Azelphur: xanthyos: then I just answered your question, go to ER :)
Azelphur: just go, explain your condition, they can work around these things
Azelphur: but just in case, most places in the UK will offer to sedate people for treatment if they have extreme anxiety/OCD
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: The longer you take to get medical attention the less chance your penis has of surviving
xanthyos: theyt contaminate me
TomServo: holy what the fuck.
xanthyos: i broke my penis. ocd was so bad i folded my penis to crack but now it's all deformed and i think i have to go to the ER
punkman: "Everything in our lives is connected to the internet, so why not our toilets? Take a tour of Smart Pipe, the hot new tech startup that turns your waste into valuable information and fun social connectivity."
BingoBoingo: * assets_idle_bot (~fivezerot@unaffiliated/fivezerotwo) has joined #bitcoin-assets << You know... there's a log...
assbot: The Angry Ram didn't want me touching his sheep nuts - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1AgOLH6 )
mircea_popescu: that's the point of having legal definitions in the first place.
assbot: Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1AgL2cx )
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: Foundation Survey Results: Only half of members even like what they do : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1AgKDad )
punkman: punkbot: [trust-update] added: phillipsjk | removed: phillipsjk << there's the bug again. How is that possible when added = new - old, removed = old - new. Also doesn't seem phillip received or lost any ratings.
Vexual: I loathe to calc the jukebox rate
BingoBoingo: dartv: Well, that's why there's a new Bitcoin foundation
BingoBoingo: dartv: Well, that wasn't intention for anyone other than Herr Hearn's handlers
dartv: it just has to be uncontroversial enough. something like sidechains? most likely won't pass, but behavior of the bitcoin ecosystem is hard to predict
dartv: BingoBoingo: there's definitely room for hard forks
assbot: practiCal fMRI: the nuts & bolts: A failed quench circuit? ... ( http://bit.ly/1xBUbLP )
dartv: doesn't mean it won't be attempted. i feel bitcoin will be fractured in the near future
BingoBoingo: Ha, they're doomed.
dartv: yeah they need to add these opcodes
punkman: they need an opcode/softfork
dartv: this means that the state of Bitcoin's UXTO / ledger is dependent on miners accepting SPV proofs from sidechains
BingoBoingo: Do they need some other forking behavior?
punkman: dartv, do they need the revised nlocktime stuff for that?
dartv: the "unlock this coin" operation uses SPV proof (SPVP)
dartv: here's the thing
Vexual: it either is or it isnt
punkman: dartv: I doubt they'll ever get their sidechain circus running
BingoBoingo: dartv: SPV wallets exist. Multibit and the Schildbach Android wallet for example.
dartv: BingoBoingo: there's a difference between SPV wallets and SPV blockchains
BingoBoingo: Eh, SPV wallets have a nich if they are simple, but probably a poor solution for building anything complex
TheNewDeal: they didnt accept bitcoin for the bitcoin art?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes: lady v and got stoned and can't remember if we fed the dog << it'd be funnier if you had a cat.
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