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ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> ben_vulpes i was expecting a lot more obvious drunkedness tbh. but sober ? maybe you should write a book. << book? what book. "hey. tits? they're worth 0.1 btc now, which i'll hold for you indefinitely. let's tits. tits everyone? great."

ben_vulpes: ;;later tell pete_dushenski yo when do you bring the bittits?

ben_vulpes: catch y'all on the flipside

ben_vulpes: anyways i'm back to the babes

ben_vulpes: wow this girl's internet hates the bitcoin client

ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: pm

ben_vulpes: anyone interested can see the thing, i'm also emailing it to you.

ben_vulpes: no js is kinda your problem, mircea_popescu

ben_vulpes: http://trilema.com/trilema/wp-content/uploads/office.jpg << attn mircea_popescu

ben_vulpes: i'm emailing it to you.

ben_vulpes: of all the...

ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: ^^

ben_vulpes: lol it came out upside down

ben_vulpes: https://unsee.cc/podazuni/ | 1JpMfrhqRhUfPX58fSZS6frH9TCCM9CPun

ben_vulpes: yes. .3 for faces.

ben_vulpes: hash plz?

ben_vulpes: has

ben_vulpes: virgins i tell ya

ben_vulpes: no previous work

ben_vulpes: .2 for no faces?

ben_vulpes: aight give me a hash i'll see what i can do

ben_vulpes: moving the goalposts on me boss this is not how you run a business

ben_vulpes: de facto standard!

ben_vulpes: you've been taking no face for weeks noW!

ben_vulpes: heck no BingoBoingo i'm just blessed with internet and gin wherever i goes

ben_vulpes: 2 pairs of tits, one hash

ben_vulpes: yeah so i shut the laptop, what of it

ben_vulpes: that was in response to bb's q re bedtime experiment

ben_vulpes: what does hard screens off have to do with why i logged off prev'ly?

ben_vulpes: psh do you even timezone

ben_vulpes: can i get .3 for a two-fer?

ben_vulpes: hey mircea_popescu how much for a two-fer?

ben_vulpes: okay gone f'reel nao

ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> <ben_vulpes> hard screens off at 1045 pm << holy shit !? << early to bed, early to rise...

ben_vulpes: w/out flux to change the daylight around, it'd have to be 945

ben_vulpes: hard screens off at 1045 pm

ben_vulpes: notrly experimental any more

ben_vulpes: adios gents

ben_vulpes: jwoz hopefully

ben_vulpes: what should we do

ben_vulpes: okay i'm here for four more minutes

ben_vulpes: hahaha

ben_vulpes: riding my bike all over town (what american child can ride a bike around their town?!)

ben_vulpes: chatting with garbage men in the alley while reading in my backyard bush

ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: 'twas a good childhood. you'd probably disapprove of how easily i had it, but it was nice.

ben_vulpes: acceptable bubbly.

ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: get real, it's 200.

ben_vulpes: aren't all drinks outside the home overcharged for?

ben_vulpes: what's armandi's scam?

ben_vulpes: my pipe laying days though...

ben_vulpes: my concrete laying days are long past me

ben_vulpes: kinda goes without saying

ben_vulpes: yup. if i recall its mechanics correctly, it uses surface tension to approximate a very flat surface.

ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: played with the fancy self-leveling 'crete yet?

ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i'm paying 550/mo for this bay.

ben_vulpes: were i actually cutting parts, that's what i'd do. were i to buy a mill upon which i wanted to crank recreationally, well, i'd do things recreationally.

ben_vulpes: this bay in which my butt is parked right now has it, for example. and concrete floors.

ben_vulpes: no. i rent space in places suited for their uses.

ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: 3-phase isn't that hard to come by.

ben_vulpes: yeah those cracked me up, mircea_popescu

ben_vulpes: anyone who's not lifing heavy things regularly is going to rot quickly in their old age

ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> ben_vulpes: this normally requires 3-phase mains. and... a crane. and a concrete slab to park it... << crane's unnecessary. mill needen't be *that* big.

ben_vulpes: but who has time for such.

ben_vulpes: in my experience it's slightly more cost effective (and entertaining!) to buy an actual fuck-off big-boy-pants mill and bolt the steppers on oneself.

ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i'd still rather have a CNC mill again than any 3d printer.

ben_vulpes: (printing belongs in that somewhere)

ben_vulpes: no hardened steel necessary, simply visit...hardware store.

ben_vulpes: f y'alls i

ben_vulpes: ;;later tell chetty "<<" has won over "//"

ben_vulpes: ;;later tell thickasthieves "<<" has won over "//"

ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: perhaps the individual components could be made inscrutable and pieced together into a working...piece?

ben_vulpes: http://www.amazon.com/b/?_encoding=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&linkCode=ur2&node=8323871011&tag=destinyland-20&linkId=ANN3TEYWVMDIFSDO << 3d printed firearms from amazon when?

ben_vulpes: UPS for the second instance i warrant

ben_vulpes: well, order at the very least.

ben_vulpes: silence reigns again.

ben_vulpes: derp a to the right, derp b to the left.

ben_vulpes: me: "uh. well. enough. this is my place of business."

ben_vulpes: derps: "derp derp derp"

ben_vulpes: me: "hi."

ben_vulpes: derps outside the office derping at each other

ben_vulpes: that's some tortured logic.

ben_vulpes: altcoins are fictional, bitcoin is the sole truth

ben_vulpes: how'd you do that?

ben_vulpes: what's the lie, Luke-Jr ?

ben_vulpes: !b 2

ben_vulpes: !up mike_c

ben_vulpes: !down mike_c

ben_vulpes: incompetent and easily winded muggers

ben_vulpes: this is what growing up in portland was like.

ben_vulpes: eventually the hobo tires and gives up.

ben_vulpes: i dodge - shit you not i kick his ankle and then run into the parking lot, where (again, not shitting in the slightest) he chases me in circles while his friend smokes a cigarette next to my friend.

ben_vulpes: the particularly scruffy one gets butthurt about hearing my nickles jingle (what - i'm a joo, it turns me on) and makes a grab at me

ben_vulpes: one time when i was but a wee benkay a friend and i converted some dollars into nickels, for to haul to the nickel arcade. we were walking up hawthorne in portland (which back in those days the Arby's might still have been operational or it might have been shuttered but in either case it wasn't actually demolished and turned into yuppy 'condo' shoeboxen yet), when of course some of the summertime transients petition us for our quarters

ben_vulpes: so funny story

ben_vulpes: but no - actual arcades.

ben_vulpes: (i was working on a glory hole joke)

ben_vulpes: mnope.

ben_vulpes: not really an arcade in the classic sense. i'm barely old enough to remember the glory days.

ben_vulpes: this microvalue routine of atc is pretty neat

ben_vulpes: if only there were an arcade...

ben_vulpes: go on BingoBoingo

ben_vulpes: <FoOdies5> maybe keep the coin from going up << and in the process acquire btc to drive it up. this is central banking 101, except one needs a) to not be a scammer and b) to actually work as marketmaker

ben_vulpes: i ain't askin nobody nuthin

ben_vulpes: slash scam?

ben_vulpes: coinabul a shit?

ben_vulpes: oh hue this isn't actually a thing

ben_vulpes: !spank BingoBoingo

ben_vulpes: (i don't actually, fluffypony )

ben_vulpes: i hate you all

ben_vulpes sticks his head back into the code-sands

ben_vulpes: mediocre engineers as far as the eyes can see

ben_vulpes: ffs are you serious?

ben_vulpes: what is a fucking Bit

ben_vulpes: no what

ben_vulpes buries head in co--

ben_vulpes: there's a limit, let's go to it.

ben_vulpes: infinity

ben_vulpes: 1

ben_vulpes: 0

ben_vulpes: no

ben_vulpes: fluffypony: bwaaaaat

ben_vulpes: yet? still? now?

ben_vulpes: man can we yet drop this btc thing and just start using integer satoshi plz?

ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> ;;tell genericpersona that's not your call to make. now stop dicking around while you still have a dick to dick around with. // a dick with which to around?

ben_vulpes: i suppose people don't care if things are quantifiable, only if they put their stuff in front of the right audience

ben_vulpes vomits

ben_vulpes: "impressions"

ben_vulpes: how many impressions?

ben_vulpes: ah that's not so bad

ben_vulpes: ;;ticker

ben_vulpes: <mike_c> i looked at the price for advertising and was shocked. 1 slot (which is 1/8 of impressions) for 1 week is going for ~3 btc << >?!

ben_vulpes: (/aramaic)

ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: lit. "son of the fox" - albeit pidgin hebrew

ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> gentlemen, wtf with the underscores ? // my handle's been outdated by reality for a long time now.

ben_vulpes: fluffypony: ping ping ping ping ping

ben_vulpes: garhgrhagrhgra english you whore

ben_vulpes: s/deploys/provisioning

ben_vulpes: <strike>luckily</strike>

ben_vulpes: luckily, my deploys are entirely scripted.

ben_vulpes: argh fuck the t1.micro

ben_vulpes: http://prestonbyrne.com/2014/07/29/casey-talks-eris/

ben_vulpes: !up unseen

ben_vulpes: hey assholes i know a good idea when i see one

ben_vulpes: ;;google dickwolves

ben_vulpes: insurance! i was just thinking about putting 1 btc on no for "MPEx defaults by sept 2015"

ben_vulpes: unseen: see above

ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> unseen you know what they say, best time to open a mpex acct was when it was free. 2nd best is now. << also, don't blow your btc stack on a seat.

ben_vulpes: FUCK

ben_vulpes: !b 3

ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust pete_dushenski

ben_vulpes: fluffypony: NO.

ben_vulpes: ;;seen pete_dushenski

ben_vulpes: ;;later tell pete_dushenski hey get in touch when you have a moment

ben_vulpes: ;;seen pete_dushenki

ben_vulpes: ;;later tell pete_dushenki hey get in touch when you have a moment

ben_vulpes: nothing in life is free

ben_vulpes: cedar and oslo for boys

ben_vulpes: lady v's already pretty set on tallulah for a female name

ben_vulpes: natch

ben_vulpes: how much? doesn't come with access lol

ben_vulpes: vulpe vulpes?

ben_vulpes: sup boss

ben_vulpes: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:5523835736bf628e470dfc837212c83012c47e2c1b1d9b932ed66b3b

ben_vulpes: ;;eauth ben_vulpes

ben_vulpes: lulzfarm and outrage brigade

ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> benkay: fuck all of my different clipboards <<< aaaahahahaahah. penisfooted wolf, srsly ? << you're not familiar with the dickwolves incident?

ben_vulpes: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:dea5a830caed3972cae01f44b360cd50298595fea0ebe6c6a5872ba0

ben_vulpes: ;;eauth benkay

ben_vulpes: nanotube: i'm signing off for the night, but dig this:

ben_vulpes: ;;ident

ben_vulpes: <-- attn

benkay: ;;rate jurov 3 keeps his word.

benkay: ;;rated jurov

benkay: ;;rated pete_dushenski

benkay: aw that's so pleasant! i type pete and it tabcompletes!

benkay: night pete_dushenski

benkay: aight well i'm too tired to code, so i'm going to knock off and get up early tomorrow.

benkay: today, at least.

benkay: mocking the youth for their idiocy is a core tenet of my educational philosophy

benkay: "some" people might get offended

benkay: but "some"

benkay: ;;ud "white girl wasted"

benkay: slackers

benkay: that's all the log i get?

benkay throws his hands up

benkay: also someone pointed out that shit is healthy and good and helps you diagnose your internal gut flora state

benkay: came to the conclusion that until people start identifying as piles of feces, the only acceptable bad word is "shitty" and then i remembered this one girl...

benkay: so we started saying "poorly engineered" to which i object because i'm a crap engineer

benkay: oh also i was told today that calling things "stupid" is bad because some people identify as stupid and using stupid as a negative word makes them feel bad

benkay: the os x one only has one slot as apparently a giant "fuck you" to anyone who's not a retard

benkay: fuck all of my different clipboards

benkay: https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4092/5013964672_eefe8527fc_z.jpg

benkay: i think shemales

benkay: <pete_dushenski> benkay: she just doesn't have moosedickpete's heteroboner for mircea_popescu << give her time. << last week was big black dicks in the ass, this week is moose dick, next week is she-dick.

benkay: <asciilifeform> the ones that set off the thermite. // ding ding ding

benkay: <RebeccaBitcoin> is that unethical // brainwallets must have adequate entropy, and no JS doth not provide.

benkay: <RebeccaBitcoin> is that unethical // it's to be expected

benkay: pete_dushenski's feelings...

benkay: ether ether ether

benkay: candy's bad for your brain.

benkay: RebeccaBitcoin: the logs are my morning newspaper.

benkay: it's almost as grueling a read as deuteronomy

benkay: satoshi is ancient aliens

benkay: looks like it

benkay: oh hey yeah, you totally got it

benkay: !down RebeccaBitcoin

benkay: okay copy this string: /msg assbot !up

benkay: RebeccaBitcoin: did you get your own !up sorted?

benkay: i don't see it, i tell ya

benkay: !up vs /msg assbot !up

benkay: i've advocated things like this before as well. mircea_popescu and kakobrekla prefer the join/part spam, and having people ask other people in the wot for voice.

benkay: ;;ping

benkay: well /msg just sends the message to the recipient, doesn't broadcast to channel

benkay: so very very wrong

benkay: danielpbarron: you can't !up yourself, but you can /msg assbot !up from #bitcoin-assets.

benkay: i r wrongz

benkay: bah nvm

benkay: nope, try it.

benkay: you won't be able to send from this one.

benkay: "/msg assbot !up" in another freenode channel.

benkay: now /msg assbot !up

benkay: !down RebeccaBitcoin

benkay: looky that, you already are

benkay: ;;gettrust assbot RebeccaBitcoin

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