ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: have ye heard tell of the OLCC?
ben_vulpes: and for mircea_popescu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ujDoOJXtJE#t=270
ben_vulpes: <pete_dushenski> ;;later tell vexual that's wonderful that you *can* now *may* you recommend some restaurants in syd/mel? << *would*
ben_vulpes: they bill the same for choose your own adventure degrees
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: "nominally"
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> it'd be a sad world if white chicks were all fucktarded, << we're all born so, and either have it beaten out of us or...
ben_vulpes: that's barely a single year at a nominally high-end school
ben_vulpes: << 50k's a pretty low bar these days
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> 50k in debt, social sciences degree and a history of opining in the press is the qualification.
ben_vulpes: apropos of nothing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ujDoOJXtJE
ben_vulpes: <pete_dushenski> that convinced me they were too fragile and i ended up with a 350z for a few years << how was it? >? new subies?
ben_vulpes: allo pete
ben_vulpes: fft
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: it'd be her butt and legs were she bent over
ben_vulpes: well mpex, trilema...
ben_vulpes: now i have this image of mp sitting watching trilema logs scroll by on slow days in #b-a
ben_vulpes: danielpbarron is a maple syrup?
ben_vulpes: http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2014/08/27/report-dogs-eating-dead-bodies-of-ebola-victims-on-liberian-streets/
ben_vulpes: heheh
ben_vulpes: "you must have an iq of less than 115 to actually pass the tests and be a cop"
ben_vulpes: i've heard some great rumors on the hipster conspiracy circuit lately
ben_vulpes: way2go
ben_vulpes: framing retards
ben_vulpes: WHERE'S MY LULZBOUNCE
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes sez "wat"
ben_vulpes: well with all this drama i should be a millionaire any day
ben_vulpes: the house might get wet though!
ben_vulpes: kazing: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2eq8gi/getutxos_a_convenient_way_to_crash_bitcoind/ck216c2
ben_vulpes: where's that from, mircea_popescu ?
ben_vulpes: https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=instagram&src=typd << millions cry out in pain and are not yet silenced
ben_vulpes: jurov: "web scale"
ben_vulpes: qui bono
ben_vulpes: *shrug*
ben_vulpes: then later "hey did you get my message?"
ben_vulpes: i grab pete's key off gribble or, you know, ask him
ben_vulpes: but i want to send an email to pete
ben_vulpes: i suppose that makes me an uneducated barbarian
ben_vulpes: i don't get the furor over key distribution
ben_vulpes: bitcoin-core is hilariously poorly managed
ben_vulpes: pretty funny that 38 is still marked as draft
ben_vulpes: i'd be surprised if 37 hadn't
ben_vulpes: 61 neither?
ben_vulpes: 62 doesn't appear to have made it past draft?
ben_vulpes: 70-73 are all wallet-app stuff if i'm reading this correctly
ben_vulpes: 73 is not a btcd feature
ben_vulpes: now i'm looking over the past few bips as well
ben_vulpes: not 64
ben_vulpes: punkman: "btcd won’t be supporting the command because it is completely unauthenticated and insecure as pointed out numerous times on the initial pull request."
ben_vulpes: mpoe's back y'all
ben_vulpes: this student can't even do c-grade security
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i don't get how bip0064 compromises nodes
ben_vulpes: i betcha actually jbork's feed huh
ben_vulpes: penguirker!
ben_vulpes: i don't have to say nuffin :)
ben_vulpes: publically logged chan
ben_vulpes: hue
ben_vulpes: oaks bottom
ben_vulpes: https://www.google.com/maps/@45.4858646,-122.6641519,14z << ThickAsThieves notes that Portland is built around a giant vagina
ben_vulpes: it's a non-sequiter
ben_vulpes: nuh uh
ben_vulpes: "you're the one who told me to put it in the garbage, you should be the one to take it out, jerk"
ben_vulpes: "By using the global PHP $_FILES array you can upload files from a client computer to the remote server."
ben_vulpes: i found fractals in the fractals
ben_vulpes: asp
ben_vulpes: dot
ben_vulpes: php_file_upload
ben_vulpes: no you're not
ben_vulpes: <jurov> and no, i won't blog it, it was underwhelming in the end << my experience with haskell writ large
ben_vulpes: COBOL?
ben_vulpes: javascript?
ben_vulpes: php?
ben_vulpes: what tools?
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust devthedev
ben_vulpes: yourself as well
ben_vulpes: sounds exactly like me then
ben_vulpes: devthedev: who're you?
ben_vulpes: but yeah not a bad thing
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> ben_vulpes hey, how about offering teh interested people a nice drawing of their gpg wot ? they gotta put the address in anyway, you got the dependencies anyway... << like i ain't got enough to do with van already
ben_vulpes: don't let it staple your intestines together...
ben_vulpes: hm, what's that magnet company the usg's trying to put out of business?
ben_vulpes: ibeams, hydraulics, maybe some guides...
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: principles are pretty simple. lotsa force, high rigidity.
ben_vulpes: dumb shit like that's why i mute fab videos
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: pardon?
ben_vulpes: milling's necessary for the forging molds, but forging is inescapable
ben_vulpes: the jungle toolchain involves lots of cold forging too
ben_vulpes: SLANDER
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: i'm a nix hacker, i use a mac 'cause its chassis is aluminum
ben_vulpes: lol have i ever touched a 'scsi' anything
ben_vulpes: that was a complex bit of hardware
ben_vulpes: man
ben_vulpes: my only experience with that sort of stuff is echoes in wafer probe signal lines
ben_vulpes: but expected
ben_vulpes: that is weird as fuck
ben_vulpes: i do recall
ben_vulpes: ballscrews are rad
ben_vulpes: jokes aside, the ball bearings in the races are going to be tricky for jungle operators.
ben_vulpes: the races, for example :D
ben_vulpes: some things are going to be hard no matter what
ben_vulpes: mhm
ben_vulpes: zero radius corners
ben_vulpes: no consideration of programming costs or tooling complexities or anything.
ben_vulpes: all the kids i did my m.e. studies with designed stuff with crazy tolerances and absurd geometries - "because the machine can do it"
ben_vulpes: best part of building stuff with hand operated tooling is the hard requirement of simple geometric shapes and wide tolerances.
ben_vulpes: oh man
ben_vulpes: nice.
ben_vulpes: cnc?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: how jungle?
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> i thought vulpes was a blowupitem-ist << also blew some stuff up, also built some "rockets", also designed some components for rockets.
ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> or was that vulpes << don't know that i ever achieved the kind of skills that an actual machinist can lay claim to, but i've operated the whole standard library in production settings.
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes , for the record, doesn't even hold the money
ben_vulpes: /me, for the record, doesn't even hold the money
ben_vulpes has not run with the money
ben_vulpes: thanks boss
ben_vulpes: lol jborkl graduated van to beta
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: grains today
ben_vulpes: myeah.
ben_vulpes: else a continent?
ben_vulpes: back to this "what is the value of a bitcoin" thing again
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> asciilifeform it's just thatr i can't locate any data showign they are succesfull to any degree. but anyway. << crickets i tell ya crickets
ben_vulpes: * asciilifeform not a believer in 'один раз не пидарас' :(
ben_vulpes: well, curve.
ben_vulpes: different points on the trajectory
ben_vulpes: this whole thing's been a really eye opening exercise in pricing
ben_vulpes: he also doesn't need as much to pay for the space, emotionally, as asciilifeform does
ben_vulpes: see BingoBoingo's looking at the long term. patience, stamina...
ben_vulpes: bitcoins at all times.
ben_vulpes: cookies today, dubloons tomorrow.
ben_vulpes: ;;calc 0.0015 * 365 * 0.01
ben_vulpes: and a complicated optimization problem to boot.
ben_vulpes: tanstaafl, so to speak.
ben_vulpes: mind you van still takes 1% of your baseline pool, even though the rest goes back directly to you.
ben_vulpes: but you can run your own ad whatever fraction of the time you're willing to pay for...
ben_vulpes: and it's not strictly a minimum.
ben_vulpes: well its not free.
ben_vulpes: even all i know is the gpg key the user uses to sign up and any funding addresses
ben_vulpes: all you know are the links they're linking.
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: actually, you don't know the people.
ben_vulpes: (don't complain if it gets wet when i put it out...)
ben_vulpes: all i know is that the house is on fire
ben_vulpes: who cares
ben_vulpes: i do what i want
ben_vulpes: <BlueMeanie4> thats how a money supply expands << i'm quite excited about this monetary system without insane expansion all the time.
ben_vulpes: mike_c's on vacation yo
ben_vulpes: bang-up programmers work well in a myriad of environments.
ben_vulpes: ;;ud pederasty
ben_vulpes: it's supposed to be a win-win.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i think we all understand where your ask is and where the bids currently are. as much as i'd love to have the slot, you have to want it as well for the deal to make any sense for both of us.
ben_vulpes: venue operators rake in 99% of the bids. we take the bitcoin gold standard 1%.
ben_vulpes: each ad runs proportionately to its bid relative to the rest of the pool
ben_vulpes: every day has a pool, the sum of coins bid on it for that day
ben_vulpes: ah well you see people bid what they're willing to pay for a day
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: it's not any kind of a denigration
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: the purist
ben_vulpes: yeah fluffypony you gotta make some posts b
ben_vulpes: eightyeight: WHAT---is your quest?
ben_vulpes: eightyeight: WHAT---is your name?
ben_vulpes: not that those are umbers that really matter
ben_vulpes: !up eightyeight
ben_vulpes: oh twenty hey
ben_vulpes: dun know by how much but
ben_vulpes: hey at least bitbet has > 10% uptime
ben_vulpes: its a pretty dumb-dumb implementation of impression tracking too - bitbet's numbers are only going to go up for the next 5 days or so
ben_vulpes: ^^ that's true enough
ben_vulpes: running on bitbet now, coinroll's advertising a bit now
ben_vulpes: jborkl: some amount of market validation. still mostly insiders.
ben_vulpes: <nubbins`> there's a dick surgery song about this very thing << where's the dick surgery album?
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust Jborkl_
ben_vulpes: do you have a wot handle?
ben_vulpes: salud jborkl
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: no fun, you
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: what's the deal with your rating of bluemeanie4?
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust bluemeanie4
ben_vulpes: did he ever get it?
ben_vulpes: <BlueMeanie4> make your system usable for christ sakes << paha cs-folken can't in2 gpg and gribble?
ben_vulpes: <BlueMeanie4> i have a degree in CS
ben_vulpes: be leeeeeeving
ben_vulpes: don't stop
ben_vulpes: ah, i missed the marmot.
ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: tell preston he's not a lost cause
ben_vulpes: never forget!
ben_vulpes: oh yeah, wol.
ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> ben_vulpes: Is Coinroll the 3rd Van Customer, or have people other than Mircea and Myself been buying ads? << the former
ben_vulpes: <danielpbarron> i'm getting use out of it << what are ya doing with cp?
ben_vulpes: now that's programming with time as a first class principle!
ben_vulpes: <kakobrekla> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bv93erCIYAAZhuj.png:large << hooooo
ben_vulpes: damn BingoBoingo you're racking up the hits
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell bingoboingo http://soylentnews.org
ben_vulpes: lol slave name u so dramatic
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: you gotta get out of the states, man.
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: meth and all sorts of other goodies
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo, a bit.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: one of the goals was to do away with the numerology of web stats.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: naively. whenever a browser requests the iframe, that's logged.
ben_vulpes: paha s//www
ben_vulpes: no doubt
ben_vulpes: what have i donnnnne
ben_vulpes: ugh non determinisitic logout bug
ben_vulpes: these are all great questions
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu:
ben_vulpes: thanks mi
ben_vulpes: noted.
ben_vulpes: question for everyone using gpg: when you want to look up your keyid, what do you do?
ben_vulpes: uh not parsing sorry?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: in the meantime, try http://www.van-ads.com/login/2FB7B452/raw
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: noted
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i've heard "last 8" i've heard "long keyids"
ben_vulpes: nobody's bought anything to run there yet.
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: explicitly overriding the user-browser css body margin
ben_vulpes: ^^ all praise kakobrekla
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell BingoBoingo van iframe css fixt
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell pete_dushenski van iframe css fixt
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell mike_c van iframe css fixt
ben_vulpes: "talk radio number generator"
ben_vulpes: trng!
ben_vulpes: but i did build a crystal radio. out of which poured...random garbage.
ben_vulpes: teachers too!
ben_vulpes: and parents for that matter
ben_vulpes: and siblings
ben_vulpes: i was hustling my classmates
ben_vulpes: and what's the relationship to the usg at BingoBoingo's door?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: drunkard's walk?
ben_vulpes: haha i love the text at the bottom there
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust nubbins` nubbins`
ben_vulpes: nubbins`: no pics?
ben_vulpes: looks like moiety's alive after all...
ben_vulpes: "inform on your fellow subjects! it's good for you, and might be for them!"
ben_vulpes: loooovely!
ben_vulpes: hue
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: MIB
ben_vulpes: i don't even wot
ben_vulpes: not in wot?!!?
ben_vulpes: ;;ident jborkl
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust jborkl
ben_vulpes: TheNewDeal: http://www.van-ads.com
ben_vulpes: what are you selling now?
ben_vulpes: for* a thing?
ben_vulpes: TheNewDeal: are you looking to buy some exposure to a thing?
ben_vulpes: <TheNewDeal> hows van ads work? << you sign up and pay bitcoin to run ads on a select group of venues.
ben_vulpes: <gribble> Rating entry successful. Your rating for user danielpbarron has changed from 8 to -1. << now that's nuts. 8 to -1? you people need to move more slowly with your ratings.
ben_vulpes: who is bcoinnews.com?