asciilifeform: gotta admit, usg switching to funding tx spam with stolen coin, rather than giving it at mega-discount to mircea_popescu et al, was a less-retarded-than-usual move
asciilifeform: ' I can only assume it is a non-prosecution agreement since Burt has to forfeit cash and Bitcoins to have the case dismissed.'
mircea_popescu: "I'm not allowed to see the final agreement between the government and my husband. "
mircea_popescu: it's in the nature of things.
mircea_popescu: but if the shitshow continues where imbeciles simply do random things, we will certainly end up hosed.
asciilifeform: and i'm about to stand up another.
assbot: Logged on 15-07-2015 18:35:24; ascii_field: the current turd is not 'pogoable' and i'm surprised that danielpbarron bothered to test it there
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-07-2015#1202687 << never be surprised at any tests, they're always a good idea.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-07-2015#1202663 <--> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-07-2015#1202656 <---> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-07-2015#1202970 these three are all exactly the same statement.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-07-2015#1202658 << the kludges and bugs are baked into anything humans do, for as long as they stick.
assbot: Logged on 15-07-2015 15:01:17; nubbins`: implying that most cocaine users do it for the fun.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-07-2015#1202562 << admitting that the entire point of the usg is to prevent fun.
asciilifeform: this kind of wankatronix is, sadly, the only known defence against history-diddlers
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu doesn't release bitcoin 0.1 either, l0l
mats: asciilifeform: what's there to write about, folks have covered all the interesting bits already
mircea_popescu: give the man cyber milk & cookies.
trinque: I prefer to just inspect the thing myself and see that the constraint's there, but that's an option if ya want tests
trinque: so the pass is a db exception
trinque: make rules -> try to break them -> if you can't, test passes
mircea_popescu: i've not kept up with all the idiocy spweing out of that shit-for-brains, so maybe.,
mircea_popescu: if other miners don't reject it...
asciilifeform: my current hypothesis re: 364671.
mircea_popescu: what i gathered from what you were saying yest was that they contain an actual spendable tx that will be accepted as input for future txn by future usg clients, thus forking off the legitimate network
asciilifeform: my present understanding is that these are wedgebombz
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: read the linked ml turd yet ?
asciilifeform: the 3 linked - i have not yet cut open
mircea_popescu: the lot.
mircea_popescu: very nice work. nevertheless, it's still empty.
asciilifeform: to round off the earlier thread, aficionados of 'parallel construction' will find a treasure of a lulzfest in the 'darkode' indictments.
gernika: AMD only did one drug test, so just extended my internship there instead.
gernika: Actually used to work at Micron, as an intern for a summer. Would have worked for them for a second summer but ... drug test. They did email on a Vax of some sorts, but were otherwise a windows shop.
asciilifeform: and even another, one mr leniqi.
asciilifeform: kakobrekla will be stimulated to learn that they are requesting the rendition of a slovenian fella
asciilifeform: from cursory reading of the indictments thus far, seems like these were all classic derps with atrociously retarded opsec
asciilifeform: (earlier link has links in turn to the indictments)
asciilifeform: e United Kingdom and the United States. Todays actions represent the largest coordinated international law enforcement effort ever directed at an online cyber-criminal forum.' << mega-l0l
asciilifeform: 'The charges announced today are part of a coordinated effort by a coalition of law enforcement authorities from 20 nations to charge, arrest or search 70 Darkode members and associates around the world. The nations comprising the coalition include Australia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brazil, Canada, Colombia, Costa Rica, Cyprus, Croatia, Denmark, Finland, Germany, Israel, Latvia, Macedonia, Nigeria, Romania, Serbia, Sweden, th
mthreat: looks like most of them specify height, for males too. But I've seen some specify bust/waist/ass measurements
mthreat: chinese job postings routinely specify measurements for female employees, for jobs such as receptionist, and also specify that they be "attractive". If you just search on http://cn.indeed.com for "cm", you'll find jobs with centimeter measurements.
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-07-2015#1202744 <<< this would go sick in the rear window of my car
mthreat: sure, the new one is 45.79.3.24
mthreat: you control the dns on that right?
mthreat: i've moved the search.b-a to a new server, although it's running on the old one for another 2 weeks
BingoBoingo: But the Greek Debt is nothing compared to Berlin's Debts
BingoBoingo: punkman: Really? The Greeks aren't going to conspire with Mittenwald against Berlin?
punkman: in other news, greek parliament just voted for 3rd bailout deal
punkman: "Only since the advent of smartphones can we create good public key software that doesn't need to say the word "key." As an added bonus: the more devices you have, the safer you are when one is lost."
pete_dushenski: i recall him thanking the heavens that #b-a exists, yes.
ascii_field: pete_dushenski: didja miss the thread where mircea_popescu told us that is appears my nodes are the last remaining known pre-0.8s which are unwedged presently ?
pete_dushenski: that we imagine the enemy's cannon range to be far greater than it really is, and our defenses stronger than they are.
pete_dushenski: it may also be that we are 'after the war' already but don't know it (not that i necessarily subscribe to this theory).
ascii_field: mno, my understanding is that he believes them to exist ~now~
pete_dushenski: 'after the war' to borrow a term
pete_dushenski: i see mp's smart miners as a 'one day' phenomenon, and therefore more akin to your talebian dream life
ascii_field: i.e. by all signs they ~ought to~ exist, somewhere, but the evidence accessible to the naked eye is very thin.
ascii_field: however presently his 'smart miners' live in the same hypothetical world as my 'meta-nsa'
pete_dushenski: well, we know a chunk of them were/are using spv
ascii_field: i say 'yesterday' because, as mircea_popescu is fond of reminding us, no one knows what is used on the planets where the miners live
ascii_field: all artifacts of the cpp turd's bottomless well of stupid
ascii_field: at any rate, none of the diddles thus far would have made so much as a scratch on, e.g., 'adacoin'
pete_dushenski imagines uncle sam at heads-up poker table with stan, the two staring each other down, sweat beading on their brows, knowing that the winner takes home the cash, the loser hangs by his guts
assbot: Logged on 15-07-2015 21:40:50; ascii_field: and the enemy is in 'tilt' and decided to do it publicly
assbot: Logged on 15-07-2015 21:39:33; ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-07-2015#1202766 << the point i was trying to make is that the one upside of having pretty much no coin is that i can sit and think about the whole shebang going to hell without pissing in pants
ascii_field: and the enemy is in 'tilt' and decided to do it publicly
assbot: Logged on 15-07-2015 21:24:45; pete_dushenski: ascii_field so what's the deal with this 'out of range' signaturehash stuff ?
ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-07-2015#1202761 << bitcoind is finally getting the fuzz-testing it ought to have had in 2011.
ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-07-2015#1202766 << the point i was trying to make is that the one upside of having pretty much no coin is that i can sit and think about the whole shebang going to hell without pissing in pants
nubbins`: and thusly putting himself in the same bin as people making secret knock unlock devices w/ arduinos using prewritten libraries
nubbins`: the word's tainted
nubbins`: the o.o is because being a 'freeman' implies you're a kook, simply by virtue of all the assorted kookiness 'freemen' get into
pete_dushenski: nubbins` so why the 'o.o' ?
pete_dushenski: thestringpuller i bet alf could ;)
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-07-2015#1202652 << always with the russian orthodox jew schtick, this guy.
pete_dushenski: ascii_field so what's the deal with this 'out of range' signaturehash stuff ?
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-07-2015#1202572 << actually a pretty lulzy damnation of hearn. guy's the swiss cheese of software designers.
mats: looks like the Black Standard, jurov
nubbins`: and then i found myself installing llvm
ascii_field: punkman: see also http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-July/000115.html and http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-July/000116.html
gribble: The operation succeeded.
ascii_field: the current turd is not 'pogoable' and i'm surprised that danielpbarron bothered to test it there
ascii_field: the keep-whole-block-index-in-ram thing is retarded and Must Die (tm)
ascii_field: also will not surprise me if that flash disk doesn't last the year
ascii_field: what's in the pogo ?
ascii_field: holy fuck is the mempool full of boiling liquid shit right now.
nubbins`: but you do find beautiful flowers in the strangest of places, huh?
nubbins`: and putting the money in something safe, like penny stocks or mediterranean economies
assbot: [Bitcoin-development] The difficulty of writing consensus critical code: the SIGHASH_SINGLE bug ... ( http://bit.ly/1MuvXHp )
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [Bitcoin-development] The difficulty of writing consensus critical code: the SIGHASH_SINGLE bug ... ( http://bit.ly/1MuvTr0 )
gribble: The operation succeeded.
ascii_field: take more care with the pistol. don't point at own head
ascii_field: if this reliably kills, then blame yourself
ascii_field: notice, no error checking with the filename
ascii_field: ben_vulpes: try the mistaken param again
gribble: The operation succeeded.
ascii_field: i see no useful clues therein
ascii_field: was there a reorg at that block ?
ascii_field: and see system log for segfault or the like
ascii_field: or hell, to the crash point
ben_vulpes: debug.log is 500M, you want the whole thing?
chetty: brace yourselves, there is something new under the sun, the price of a pack of smokes went down.
decimation: http://spacecoastdaily.com/2015/07/blastoff-atlas-v-successfully-launched-from-cape-canaveral-air-force-station/ < usg manages to lauch another gps satellite
nubbins`: hm, wonder if there are any plantations accepting btc
nubbins`: all the rubes buying coffees?
asciilifeform: who the fuck uses zeroconf and why.
nubbins`: "loltasticly a Mike Hearn Bitcoin XT node was used to relay the double-spends"
asciilifeform: '"I was not happy that we had to find this way," said Locke. "CRD employs 10 to 15 people, and they make a good, well-designed product. But we had to follow the rules." Issues around the Confederate battle flag did not enter into the Planning Board's deliberations, said Locke, adding in an email that "this is a very successful business that outgrew its existing location and permitting."'
nubbins`: For Farak, crack cocaine was used for the same goddamn reason everyone else uses it, Pourinski didn't but should have said
nubbins`: implying that most cocaine users do it for the fun.
asciilifeform: 'By stealing cocaine from the crime lab at the University of Massachusetts, Farak undermined public faith in the criminal justice system and sabotaged drug prosecutions in four western counties, Rup said during a hearing' << l0l!!
assbot: Qntra | Reporting the Intersection of Bitcoin, Technology, and Politics ... ( http://bit.ly/1Sn8dGI )
mats: another one in MA, no less
mats: 10:40:46 <+mircea_popescu> asciilifeform recall the "laboratory testing" where some woman in mass was found to have out and out lied over thousands of cases, resulting in a bazillion overturn or retried cases ? << another chick was found to be doing the same thing in 2014
nubbins`: "yeah, we have rent here for you... and there's a gallon a minute pouring through the first floor ceiling"
nubbins`: meantime, you've got a hole in the side of your house or a flooded basement or w/e
nubbins`: there's a lotta shit insurance doesn't cover
asciilifeform: nubbins`: they haven't invented insurance yet in ca ?
nubbins`: in fact, due to accelerated payments, the house could lose 40% of its value over the next 5 years and we could still sell it for a profit
nubbins`: asciilifeform refinancing anything isn't in the books
asciilifeform: 'the onion' ?
nubbins`: then was mildly annoyed at myself
nubbins`: i read this with wide-eyed amazement until they said 4 tbsp of sugar per 8oz water
nubbins`: decided we probably would not be in a position to repurchase a second home in the future, should we so desire
nubbins`: thought about selling the second home
mircea_popescu: http://41.media.tumblr.com/c54dae92e84d836c68e2a667f7d45dba/tumblr_n15ldcHA9o1rtx81jo1_1280.jpg << guard room to the slavecoin mining facility.
mircea_popescu: so... yeah. it's probably rampant, half the labs just fgind what the da says and the rest have no clue what year it is.
asciilifeform: not like they ~want~ to find more of this.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: not afaik. why would they.
nubbins`: somewhat related, the interest rates on mortgages are INSANE right now
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform recall the "laboratory testing" where some woman in mass was found to have out and out lied over thousands of cases, resulting in a bazillion overturn or retried cases ?
asciilifeform: (if strangers ~don't~ ever invade your house, but the latter has... windows - same applies)
asciilifeform: don't leave the seekrit documentz out.
nubbins`: asciilifeform landlords have the right to inspect property here with 24h notice
nubbins`: council clarified they're specifically not "inspecting" or looking for code violations
asciilifeform: 100% in the contract.
nubbins`: “If you refuse them entry into the home, that’s fine. The assessor won’t go any further with that. The assessment work is then done from outside the home.”
assbot: Residents don’t have to allow assessors in, says councillor - Local - The Telegram ... ( http://bit.ly/1Sn4Pfh )
nubbins`: http://www.thetelegram.com/News/Local/2015-07-14/article-4214517/Residents-don%26rsquo%3Bt-have-to-allow-assessors-in%2C-says-councillor/1
scoopbot_revived: Eulora Sunday Event - July the 19th http://trilema.com/2015/eulora-sunday-event-july-the-19th/
assbot: Logged on 15-07-2015 14:29:58; assbot: Logged on 15-07-2015 12:57:37; nubbins`: "The substances purchased have been various Schedule I and II drugs, including ecstasy, cocaine, heroin, LSD, and others. As of April 2013, at least 56 samples of these purchases have been laboratory-tested, and, of these, 54 have shown high purity levels of the drug the item was advertised to be on Silk Road. "
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-07-2015#1202458 << usg sop. consider, if they did not proclaim to have found 'quality dope', might have to let him go
assbot: City invades private homes - Letter to the editor - The Telegram ... ( http://bit.ly/1K7rZqG )
nubbins`: http://www.thetelegram.com/Opinion/Letter-to-the-editor/2015-07-11/article-4208931/City-invades-private-homes/1
mircea_popescu: in other news, http://41.media.tumblr.com/c766d065a39cb0232f82030f79f3e8bf/tumblr_n7o3uw4HGH1tf0vpqo1_1280.jpg
assbot: Logged on 15-07-2015 12:57:37; nubbins`: "The substances purchased have been various Schedule I and II drugs, including ecstasy, cocaine, heroin, LSD, and others. As of April 2013, at least 56 samples of these purchases have been laboratory-tested, and, of these, 54 have shown high purity levels of the drug the item was advertised to be on Silk Road. "
asciilifeform: nubbins`: this is rather more like having to demolish and rebuild your kitchen when switching pots.
nubbins`: like having to let the stove cool down before switching pots
mircea_popescu: ahh, the perfume of antiques.
asciilifeform is marvelling at the sheer winblowzistic retardation of having to restart anything to change a simple knob
asciilifeform: but places like the 'bitnodes' phonebook etc are showing 'archive.today' which is mildly confusing
mircea_popescu: dns1-5.registrar-servers.com looks like the registrar maintains your ns.
mircea_popescu: dns zone ? it's on the machine no ?
asciilifeform: it isn't on the box proper.
asciilifeform: it is running plain 'stator' without the shitter/eater at present
mircea_popescu: tell me if they're empty too.
asciilifeform: s.nsa node has been fully synced in real time since the clock thing
asciilifeform has spoken before re: the need for actual debug visibility into known tx on a node
assbot: Logged on 15-07-2015 11:39:46; mircea_popescu: 4574 of that crap, in a 4797 total txn block (avg is about 500-1k these days)
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-07-2015#1202285 << this is the bomb. it is intended to be set off by phoundation client decoding the 'undecodable', perma-forking the net.
asciilifeform: 'Texas Republican Governor Greg Abbott has charged the Texas State Guard, a traditional militia that numbers 1,900 and cannot be recruited into the federal army at times of war, with observing the actions of the special forces units.'
asciilifeform: 'Former marine Pete Lanteri has formed 'Counter Jade Helm', a volunteer group that will monitor the soldiers as they operate in Texas, with similar organizations springing up in other states involved in the war games.'
asciilifeform: this is what, 1970s state of the art among pro operatives
mircea_popescu: like some women would rather go around nude in high heels.
mircea_popescu: yes but this is a purely aesthetic option on your part
asciilifeform: aesthetic matter.
asciilifeform: but i'd rather hang for 'infernal device' than 'idiot perv'
mircea_popescu: the solution to political problems is, was always and will forever remain, the beheading of the individuals causing it.
mircea_popescu: there exist no technical solutions to political problems.
mircea_popescu: so then they can convict him for using a terrorist device in furterance of a terrorist plot.
assbot: Logged on 15-07-2015 13:00:52; shinohai: yeah they charged this guy with cp distribution because his sdcard contained childreen
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-07-2015#1202343 << this contemptible bit of usgism suggests that one ought to use modern crypto in the camera. that would make it quite impossible for the enemy to determine that it had taken a photo of anyone in particular - or for that matter how many; or for it to disgorge any bits whatsoever to an enemy probe.
Naphex: my biggest problem atm is getting rid of the damn blockings. Performers will come check the site for visitors before streaaming
cazalla: there are so many girls on mfc giving it up for free too
mircea_popescu: for a brief year or two it actually looked like they may save pron from the tubedeath.
Naphex: cazalla: they actually do convert
cazalla: Naphex, tough sell to market to bitcoiners though.. i don't know what the numbers for mfc are like but i don't imagine more than 5% of visitors actually buy coins to tip the ladies with.. fewer people have bitcoins and i'd bet a smaller percent would be willing to part with em for cam girls, at least at this point in time
shinohai: yeah they charged this guy with cp distribution because his sdcard contained childreen
cazalla: that sparked some reading into the issue where i learned some dudes are so keen on this and they have shoe spy cams
cazalla: shinohai, they made that illegal here even if done in public
nubbins`: "The substances purchased have been various Schedule I and II drugs, including ecstasy, cocaine, heroin, LSD, and others. As of April 2013, at least 56 samples of these purchases have been laboratory-tested, and, of these, 54 have shown high purity levels of the drug the item was advertised to be on Silk Road. "
cazalla: $25 i thought.. but really, that method isn't much different from roger ver's idea to set up a table in starbucks and sell starbuck vouchers via that bitcoin site wahtever the fuck it is called, forget
cazalla: not too keen, can't imagine the demand for new coinbase accounts is that great unless they're coming from stolen ids and shit
mircea_popescu: nevertheless, if you wish to try for it : buysellads takes btc and handles coinbase. they do a patently insane .1 btc CPM so i really don't advise it.
cazalla: fluffypony, yeah i'd target that and if Naphex is offering 5-10% of the the tips as referall payments, pay those you sign up 1/3 to 1/2 of that to sweeten it and incentivise em to use your links (i wonder how this would work with coinbase $25 sign up.. offer em $10 additional bonus)
cazalla: can't imagine how i'd market it seeing i jump straight to mfc and don't bother googling .. perhaps keywords related to the country the girl is from might work "korean cam girl" type phrases
Naphex: i'll be launching a refferal program for xotika.tv later this week. hopefully it will help with the activit
Naphex: cazalla: easy. fast setup, fast payouts and none of the stupid shitty rules.
mircea_popescu: "i know half my advertising money is wasted, and i can tell you exactly which half : both of them!"
mircea_popescu: i'm currently very meh on the entire "advertising" bs.
Naphex: trafic slowing down and hard as hell to sync the girls with the customers but happens on the rare ocasions
Naphex: working on getting more girls and studios on board, while trying to avoid all the chicken and eggs
mircea_popescu: anyway, how's the cunt biz, Naphex ?
mircea_popescu: (where sound good = "i've heard it a lot, and the context seemed to me positive")
mircea_popescu: well in lalaland words don't necessarily mean anything. especially if they sound good.
mircea_popescu: in any case, it's refreshing to see the new/old tarddit ceo is just as unreadable / mentally disorganised / clueless as the average poster there.
mircea_popescu: pass the pipe brothar.
mircea_popescu: only technology executive anywhere who had the chops and experience to manage a startup of this size, AND who understood what reddit was all about. "
mircea_popescu: "But... the most delicious part of this is that on at least two separate occasions, the board pressed /u/ekjp to outright ban ALL the hate subreddits in a sweeping purge. She resisted, knowing the community, claiming it would be a shitshow. Ellen isn't some "evil, manipulative, out-of-touch incompetent she-devil" as was often depicted. She was approved by the board and recommended by me because when I left, she was the
mircea_popescu: glhf as they say.
Naphex: cazalla: reddit has been hit hard by the eternal september. you gotta be brain dead to even lurk around nowadays
mircea_popescu: 4574 of that crap, in a 4797 total txn block (avg is about 500-1k these days)
mircea_popescu: pretty sure i saw the guy before.
cazalla: we have another name for rsi down under.. wankers cramp
mircea_popescu: eh, just put things on gossipd and never invite them.
ben_vulpes: i would like to know how mircea_popescu operates the computer machine healthily if he does not suffer from this affliction, or fear it
dignork: mircea_popescu: it sounds almost possible – claim damages against each of DDOS participants, 0.5 btc each for example. But these claims cannot be enforced.
mircea_popescu: the bovine sort of "people" libertardism/welfarism produces have really no place. not on the net, not under the sun, not anywhere. drop dead and spare the earth spurious shadows.
mircea_popescu: take aol back. we don't want it, we never wanted it, fuck the fucking open-to-idiots internet.
mircea_popescu: suppose all the idiots running stupid shit, random nat routers, bad wp installs, etc, got forbidden from the net.
chetty: just think how great the net would be if all of a sudden all the ddos stopped, wonder what % of net traffic is that?
assbot: Logged on 15-07-2015 04:58:07; pete_dushenski: cazalla: if it makes you feel better, it's the same story in vancouver.
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-07-2015#1202061 <<< vancouver may as well be on another planet for all i care tbh but point taken all the same
trinque: and fuck the dom
trinque: I wanna build a bastard lisp for the webasm thing
ben_vulpes: fuck the web
trinque: as for db constraints, they can at least help when some logic is easier expressed if it is assumed that the data model has some expected structure