(trilema) nubbins`: yeah
(trilema) nubbins`: i have to say that i've come very close to mastering the art of sourdough bread
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: and the rest just followed
(trilema) nubbins`: he said step 1 was to grab a chicken
(trilema) nubbins`: Vexual, i know a guy in st pierre who worked at a chicken factory
(trilema) nubbins`: it's not a stepchild, you don't just punch it into submission
(trilema) nubbins`: who the fuck taught those women to knead dough?
(trilema) nubbins`: THE PAPA *chop chop*
(trilema) nubbins`: "serves" isn't the right word
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: daniel quinn, worth a read
(trilema) nubbins`: heheh
(trilema) nubbins`: the book "ishmael" covers this topic at length
(trilema) nubbins`: it's only in the past couple generations, AFAICT, that this severing of traditions/knowledge-sharing has really ramped up
(trilema) nubbins`: this is symptomatic of a wider "old is bad, new is good" belief
(trilema) nubbins`: i was raised on cloth diapers
(trilema) nubbins`: can't speak to the female experience
(trilema) nubbins`: as a man
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu, if you get married before 30 you're cracked
(trilema) nubbins`: Vexual: then you have a lovely scar in the shape of a misspelled word
(trilema) nubbins`: which the kid could figure out on his own, over time
(trilema) nubbins`: aside from "don't follow in my footsteps"
(trilema) nubbins`: what wisdom can he possibly impart upon his offspring?
(trilema) nubbins`: the fuck does a 20 year old know about life?
(trilema) nubbins`: deadweasel, that's the problem with becoming a dad/husband too early
(trilema) nubbins`: he's perfectly fine with it
(trilema) nubbins`: well, he doesn't, is the thing
(trilema) nubbins`: from the sort of shop that tattoos 14 year olds
(trilema) nubbins`: he got it at the ripe old age of 14
(trilema) nubbins`: the script was really cramped
(trilema) nubbins`: nah, there was no room for fixing it
(trilema) nubbins`: your instead of you're
(trilema) nubbins`: i have a friend with a misspelled tattoo
(trilema) nubbins`: "I hit the flush button and I feel the air from the VCHT (vacuum, collection, and holding tank) system pass over my grundle. That one full second of cool air down below is one of the few perks of the day and of the job."
(trilema) nubbins`: HEH
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;ud grundle
(trilema) nubbins`: i think i know what a grundle is, although it's a new word for me
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;ud duck butter
(trilema) nubbins`: i don't need to be authed to ;;ud, do i?
(trilema) nubbins`: "sir, these pants smell of duck butter"
(trilema) nubbins`: one probably shouldn't get ball sweat all over one's pants
(trilema) nubbins`: i generally don't wear the garment that requires altering when visiting the tailor
(trilema) nubbins`: this reminds me that i need a pair of pants altered
(trilema) nubbins`: tony the tailor!
(trilema) nubbins`: although much smaller, the hole is still there. great party trick
(trilema) nubbins`: felt it go down
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: before i realized what had happened
(trilema) nubbins`: spent several seconds trying to decide how to tell a loved one that a chunk of something just fell out of their pussy
(trilema) nubbins`: fun fact, i used to wear a steel retainer in my septum but accidentally swallowed it while eating pussy
(trilema) nubbins`: altho they mostly do salvation army uniforms
(trilema) nubbins`: trang garments too
(trilema) nubbins`: sure, tony the tailor will add a zipper to anything
(trilema) nubbins`: steel-reinforced anus, what must you think of people!
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: i don't wear jewelry in anything now
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: my slit!
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway this buttplug talk brought me to this lelly article: http://thoughtcatalog.com/koty-neelis/2013/10/can-you-please-not-wear-your-butt-plug-to-dinner-thanks/
(trilema) nubbins`: tiny again now tho
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: both of my earlobe piercings were stretched out to 18mm at one point
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: duchamp ;p
(trilema) nubbins`: that's a different type of stretching
(trilema) nubbins`: lel
(trilema) nubbins`: i agree with pankkake
(trilema) nubbins`: hm, is that so?
(trilema) nubbins`: casascius coins on gold chains
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: thumbs up
(trilema) nubbins`: "look at all this free money i have! let's spend it!"
(trilema) nubbins`: now take people who bought at <$100
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu, they still view their btc as being too valuable to spend
(trilema) nubbins`: but the plebs who bought at, say, $400 are spitting out btc at everyone who will take them
(trilema) nubbins`: nobody who bought btc at $900 is buying bedsheets at overstock.com
(trilema) nubbins`: i think a lot of this volume is driven by the fact that the people spending it bought in at a lower price
(trilema) nubbins`: Vexual, it would seem so
(trilema) nubbins`: it was laughably paltry
(trilema) nubbins`: today you have tiger direct scooping up $0.25mn on day 1
(trilema) nubbins`: was it the humble indie bundle? or something? that said that like 1% of their sales came from btc after they started accepting it?
(trilema) nubbins`: on the upside, it seems like retailers accepting bitcoin has actually started to result in consumers spending bitcoin
(trilema) nubbins`: imagine
(trilema) nubbins`: vexual, 15 years for owning a plant
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: not true, some people don't go buy s.mpoe
(trilema) nubbins`: ~2:00
(trilema) nubbins`: those ladies look high as shit
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ watch and listen
(trilema) nubbins`: h, money
(trilema) nubbins`: miner cap
(trilema) nubbins`: caninus physical dogecoins
(trilema) nubbins`: haha. hopeless, i know
(trilema) nubbins`: 44. Kg3
(trilema) nubbins`: 43. gxf4
(trilema) nubbins`: 42. Nf4
(trilema) nubbins`: 41. Kh4
(trilema) nubbins`: 40. Bxc8
(trilema) nubbins`: 39. Bxb7
(trilema) nubbins`: 38. Nxh5+
(trilema) nubbins`: 37. Kg4
(trilema) nubbins`: 36. Bd5
(trilema) nubbins`: 35. h5
(trilema) nubbins`: #32
(trilema) nubbins`: knight is on f4
(trilema) nubbins`: 34. Kf3
(trilema) nubbins`: 33. Bxc4
(trilema) nubbins`: 32. Nf4
(trilema) nubbins`: 31. Rxd6
(trilema) nubbins`: 30. Kf2
(trilema) nubbins`: 29. Rf6
(trilema) nubbins`: 28. Rxf3
(trilema) nubbins`: 27. Rf2
(trilema) nubbins`: 26. Bxe7
(trilema) nubbins`: 25. Bg5
(trilema) nubbins`: 24. Rh2
(trilema) nubbins`: QxQ makes you QQ
(trilema) nubbins`: 23. g3
(trilema) nubbins`: 22. Ke1
(trilema) nubbins`: sorry
(trilema) nubbins`: i mean
(trilema) nubbins`: 22. Qe1
(trilema) nubbins`: 21. Bd2
(trilema) nubbins`: kinda forgot about your bishop
(trilema) nubbins`: 20. Qc3
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: 19. Qc1
(trilema) nubbins`: 18. Ne2
(trilema) nubbins`: 17. Qxc2
(trilema) nubbins`: 16. Kd1
(trilema) nubbins`: 15. Qd2
(trilema) nubbins`: 14. Bh6
(trilema) nubbins`: 13. h4
(trilema) nubbins`: 12. Qf2
(trilema) nubbins`: 11. Qd4
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: 10. Qxa1
(trilema) nubbins`: 9. Bd2
(trilema) nubbins`: 8. fxe4
(trilema) nubbins`: 7. h3
(trilema) nubbins`: i'll never unsee some of those ginseng roots
(trilema) nubbins`: i went to a ginseng museum once
(trilema) nubbins`: 6. Nc3
(trilema) nubbins`: 5. b3
(trilema) nubbins`: first game was almost exactly an hour
(trilema) nubbins`: Ademan: move 4
(trilema) nubbins`: 4. f3
(trilema) nubbins`: 3. d3
(trilema) nubbins`: i actually didn't realize he had moved
(trilema) nubbins`: 2. c4
(trilema) nubbins`: 1. e4, take your time, i'm going to gather a snack
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: it's always tails, so tails
(trilema) nubbins`: very well!
(trilema) nubbins`: i demand a rematch
(trilema) nubbins`: would have given me a few more breaths, but it was a losing battle
(trilema) nubbins`: bishop was on d6
(trilema) nubbins`: i have complete awareness
(trilema) nubbins`: including that one
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: so many mistakes
(trilema) nubbins`: 29. Kh1, gg
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: 28. bxc5
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, hard times now
(trilema) nubbins`: 27. Bxd6
(trilema) nubbins`: 26. g3
(trilema) nubbins`: ugh
(trilema) nubbins`: 25. Re2
(trilema) nubbins`: 24. Bxe4
(trilema) nubbins`: 23. Bxf4
(trilema) nubbins`: 22. Bg5
(trilema) nubbins`: my queen-side rook was there
(trilema) nubbins`: your bishop is on d1
(trilema) nubbins`: 21. f4
(trilema) nubbins`: 20. Bc6
(trilema) nubbins`: tyvm ;)
(trilema) nubbins`: nice
(trilema) nubbins`: ha ha!
(trilema) nubbins`: 19. Ba4
(trilema) nubbins`: 18. Rd1
(trilema) nubbins`: 17. Bh6
(trilema) nubbins`: 16. Re1
(trilema) nubbins`: 15. hxg4
(trilema) nubbins`: 14. dxc3
(trilema) nubbins`: 13. b4
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: i think you can actually just say xg5
(trilema) nubbins`: 12. a3
(trilema) nubbins`: that gets funnier the more i think about it
(trilema) nubbins`: kakobrekla, lel
(trilema) nubbins`: â„¢
(trilema) nubbins`: WiebeTech Mouse Jigglerâ„¢
(trilema) nubbins`: i wasn't paying attention D;
(trilema) nubbins`: no, total mistake on my part
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: 11. Ng5
(trilema) nubbins`: 10. Bxc2
(trilema) nubbins`: (!)
(trilema) nubbins`: 9. Qc2
(trilema) nubbins`: would ruin every channel in which it was enabled
(trilema) nubbins`: 8. Nc3
(trilema) nubbins`: 7. b3
(trilema) nubbins`: 6. h3
(trilema) nubbins`: is what i mean
(trilema) nubbins`: my mouth is quite dry
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;ud mad cotton
(trilema) nubbins`: BingoBoingo: heh, let's just tuck those aside
(trilema) nubbins`: kakobrekla: no sweat, i've got mad cotton now
(trilema) nubbins`: 5. 0-0
(trilema) nubbins`: kakobrekla: and i'm drinking pineapple kush
(trilema) nubbins`: what's a nerd?
(trilema) nubbins`: 4. Nf3
(trilema) nubbins`: 3. Bd3
(trilema) nubbins`: 2. c4
(trilema) nubbins`: 1. e4
(trilema) nubbins`: i always forget
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;flip
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;coin
(trilema) nubbins`: BingoBoingo: call the coin
(trilema) nubbins`: unless you want to be a gymnast
(trilema) nubbins`: bull fucking shit!
(trilema) nubbins`: bothers me when people say "oh, x is too old to do y"
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, ok
(trilema) nubbins`: BingoBoingo, fallacy
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm celebrating 32 this time next week
(trilema) nubbins`: well happy belated
(trilema) nubbins`: i thought stan was like 37.
(trilema) nubbins`: like you're not gonna be able to get all the shit done
(trilema) nubbins`: you young people are in such a rush all the tiume
(trilema) nubbins`: it is what it is
(trilema) nubbins`: raise your hand if you're under 30
(trilema) nubbins`: we're all slow old men here
(trilema) nubbins`: 'cause she sleeps upside-down
(trilema) nubbins`: OOOOH BURN
(trilema) nubbins`: whenever i see "u", i pronounce it in my head as "ooo"
(trilema) nubbins`: it really is amazing how much nicer a coat of varnish makes plywood look
(trilema) nubbins`: gotta roll one
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, just let me get set up
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;later tell benkay no thermolith but we can do raised ink via overprinting
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;seen benkay