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(trilema) nubbins`: although maybe that's what the world needs
(trilema) nubbins`: nah i speak my mind too openly to be an ambassador
(trilema) nubbins`: after a certain point it's just crass to mock
(trilema) nubbins`: i'd like to do a run of shirts mocking the foundation but there's almost no point
(trilema) nubbins`: notably the romans
(trilema) nubbins`: except for a few -10s from scammers
(trilema) nubbins`: he had +10 ratings across the board
(trilema) nubbins`: jesus didn't pay for shit
(trilema) nubbins`: alms, dude
(trilema) nubbins`: eh, jesus was likely blazed on hashish when kicking the money-lenders out of the temple
(trilema) nubbins`: banking before drug sales?
(trilema) nubbins`: drug dealing is the original WoT
(trilema) nubbins`: exactly like that
(trilema) nubbins`: pankkake: you have to be referred by a trusted customer to get bicycle delivery
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: joke's on me -- p owns all the btc
(trilema) nubbins`: via referral only
(trilema) nubbins`: pankkake, some canadian cities already have bicycle delivery
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ 10/10, would publish
(trilema) nubbins`: "A kitchen sink, a wet noodle, some nesting birds, a dead tapeworm, that's your NFL picks. " haha
(trilema) nubbins`: at least until the cops in any given jurisdiction get up to speed on it
(trilema) nubbins`: pankkake, this will srsly be a big thing
(trilema) nubbins`: it's my birthday on thursday, i think she was going for the element of surprise
(trilema) nubbins`: i just gave her my pw and pretended to give myself amnesia ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: <- "masters club", can view pre-order items ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: she comes downstairs, "i tried to buy that fucking thing but i can't find it on the website"
(trilema) nubbins`: aw, heh. i tell pascale about this sweet new coin, she gets all weird and disappears upstairs
(trilema) nubbins`: "know what'd make this race to the bottom more fun? grease"
(trilema) nubbins`: but you'd be wrong if you thought that, apparently
(trilema) nubbins`: TBF you'd think nobody would mail-order a dozen fake IDs either
(trilema) nubbins`: (nobody would mail-order drugs with a picture of their face on the bag)
(trilema) nubbins`: this harkens back to our earlier discussion about mail-order drugs and plausible deniability
(trilema) nubbins`: "...because totally people send you fake passports with your motherfucking face on them as a prank all the time"
(trilema) nubbins`: i ask with all seriousness, why would anyone care?
(trilema) nubbins`: well ya know. you default on your obligations and the world still turns
(trilema) nubbins`: well, i mean. speaking in generalities here
(trilema) nubbins`: they were also more prudent with their money, fwiw
(trilema) nubbins`: pankkake, i call bullshit on the "not that they can"
(trilema) nubbins`: introduce a system where saving money makes sense, and it gets villified
(trilema) nubbins`: funny, that
(trilema) nubbins`: also, s/hoarders/savers
(trilema) nubbins`: how will they do that?
(trilema) nubbins`: that's just a backhanded way of getting mpoe-pr banned
(trilema) nubbins`: auto-ban for 50 ignores
(trilema) nubbins`: "turns out i still can't move home"
(trilema) nubbins`: ah, the lels
(trilema) nubbins`: due to a mix-up, they're all given snowden's face
(trilema) nubbins`: certainly not the man he shot in the face with a gun
(trilema) nubbins`: he's essentially a hybrid of the penguin and voldemort
(trilema) nubbins`: although TBF dicky should just be referred to as "he who cannot be named"
(trilema) nubbins`: "director of fincen dick cheney"
(trilema) nubbins`: actually amazing
(trilema) nubbins`: hahahahahahaha
(trilema) nubbins`: consider that i don't have what i'd consider a common name, but a google search turns up at least half a dozen people with it
(trilema) nubbins`: altho far too many name collisions for my liking
(trilema) nubbins`: who can remember bureaucrat345987643985? much easier to type john smith
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu, essentially a birth certificate is a rudimentary DNS system in this regard
(trilema) nubbins`: completes the analogy that everyone is just a number
(trilema) nubbins`: just reference each item by a GUID
(trilema) nubbins`: newspeak had it figured out
(trilema) nubbins`: the solution is to have fewer things
(trilema) nubbins`: well once you start making your portmanteaus cross the language barrier, all hope is lost
(trilema) nubbins`: apparently all the knock-offs, netduino, miniduino, etc sound HORRIBLE in italian
(trilema) nubbins`: reminds me of arduino
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm honestly too selfish for it
(trilema) nubbins`: there was a story a while ago about a guy using facebook for his identification to get on a plane
(trilema) nubbins`: bring a friend who fakes tourette's and you'll get on first
(trilema) nubbins`: jeez, fake a limp and carry a cane and you'll get on first.
(trilema) nubbins`: those with small children or the infirm!
(trilema) nubbins`: "it's for security, unless you have $50"
(trilema) nubbins`: hahaha, this ^
(trilema) nubbins`: while simultaneously wondering if canada even has a similar thing
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm pleading canada's equivalent of the fifth amendment on this one
(trilema) nubbins`: to fb or the bank?
(trilema) nubbins`: just sayin
(trilema) nubbins`: facebook knows more about me than my bank does
(trilema) nubbins`: deadweasel, popping out kids is essentially pushing a reset switch. if you haven't yet done what you feel you need to do with your life, it's too soon :D
(trilema) nubbins`: maybe it's the horse
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm all mixed up ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: used to trigger gribble
(trilema) nubbins`: they're notoriously un-corrupt, should work
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, get the italian authorities to arrest a guy who owns a bunch of btc
(trilema) nubbins`: sorry, lcsh?
(trilema) nubbins`: have they adopted a meme animal?
(trilema) nubbins`: shremmy looks like a silk road customer too
(trilema) nubbins`: so uh, bitinstant
(trilema) nubbins`: but i mean really. guy thinks each building holds enough cash on-hand to just dole out $20k to each customer all day?
(trilema) nubbins`: i was thinking about this, there's a stipulation at both of the banks i deal with here in canada that you must give your branch at least 24 hours notice before large withdrawals
(trilema) nubbins`: what a freak
(trilema) nubbins`: you mean she just walks around with her tit hanging out?
(trilema) nubbins`: actually had to google that
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm not convinced
(trilema) nubbins`: someone floated the idea the other day of mid-to-late april bumps being caused by people dumping their tax refunds into btc
(trilema) nubbins`: another few batches and i think i'll be ready to start trying salami
(trilema) nubbins`: comedian ;p
(trilema) nubbins`: or in my case, a box of stovetop stuffing mix
(trilema) nubbins`: like melba toast, or croutons
(trilema) nubbins`: no, twice-baked bread ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: really helps with the moisture retention
(trilema) nubbins`: i started adding rusk
(trilema) nubbins`: tasting a lot better too
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm getting better
(trilema) nubbins`: no air bubbles
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ this morning's bounty
(trilema) nubbins`: first time first time
(trilema) nubbins`: the first time a machine made me feel fear was when the snow monster popped out at me for the first time
(trilema) nubbins`: sir graham, the earl of sandwich
(trilema) nubbins`: windows/mac only ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: fared brutally
(trilema) nubbins`: they re-released king's quest 3 a couple years ago, i gave it a shot
(trilema) nubbins`: i mean, i got through them fine as a kid, maybe i had more patience back then
(trilema) nubbins`: those were hard fuckin games
(trilema) nubbins`: i remember upgrading the ram to 512kb to play king's quest iv
(trilema) nubbins`: "but if it doesn't have any keys, how does it mark the paper?"
(trilema) nubbins`: had this golf game where you had the option to print your scores at the end. we didn't have a printer; my dad tried to explain it to me, and i couldn't wrap my head around it
(trilema) nubbins`: dual 5.25"s, no hd
(trilema) nubbins`: my first pc was a tandy 1000sx
(trilema) nubbins`: "One Weird Trick" becomes "One Piece of Completely Anecdotal Horseshit"
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ browser plugin that translates shitty 'viral' headlines
(trilema) nubbins`: nah, i'm just being silly
(trilema) nubbins`: not at all, no, just putting quotes on a word
(trilema) nubbins`: but either way, from what i understand, the setup of jd lends itself to wild swings of luck, both good and bad
(trilema) nubbins`: well. "provably".
(trilema) nubbins`: are casinos provably fair with 1% house edge, tho?
(trilema) nubbins`: shrug. funny thing about luck ;p
(trilema) nubbins`: oh man. dooglus' response to that reddit thread is great
(trilema) nubbins`: i'd be more suspicious if i saw an actual ingelligent, linear conversation take place
(trilema) nubbins`: so the trollbox doesn't read well?
(trilema) nubbins`: "The chat room on the site is very active but the conversations there are unusual and non-linear"
(trilema) nubbins`: juts gotta do some finishing work and add varnish
(trilema) nubbins`: more countertops installed!
(trilema) nubbins`: more countertops and shelves to be installed
(trilema) nubbins`: okay, i've gotta go try to vacuum some of this mucus out of my face and get to work
(trilema) nubbins`: louis wain
(trilema) nubbins`: what's his name..
(trilema) nubbins`: that shit is weird on the level of that guy who painted cats
(trilema) nubbins`: "hey, can i see yours?"
(trilema) nubbins`: rip out a page, roll it up and smoke it
(trilema) nubbins`: "ah... the regular edition... cool"
(trilema) nubbins`: "oh, cool.... thanks... i actually got you a little gift too"
(trilema) nubbins`: gibberish text and fantastical drawings
(trilema) nubbins`: this would actually be a fun way to make a zine
(trilema) nubbins`: apparently amazon is out of stock
(trilema) nubbins`: i suspect that i'll be receiving a copy of the codex seraphinianus for my birthday next week
(trilema) nubbins`: speaking of stems and animals
(trilema) nubbins`: not much different from a pet bird panicking when a new toy is placed in his cage
(trilema) nubbins`: and that itself stems from the animal instinct to fear the unknown
(trilema) nubbins`: doesn't quite capture it tho, huh
(trilema) nubbins`: there's a word for that ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: racism was more localized in the past
(trilema) nubbins`: ever wonder why it had to be explicitly said that the good samaritan was good?
(trilema) nubbins`: hm, these are weird
(trilema) nubbins`: some of it's neat tho
(trilema) nubbins`: there are a couple of guys, this Drahog fella and The Butter Zone, that sell the most random shit
(trilema) nubbins`: nah, two hitler dolls
(trilema) nubbins`: even if there were only two ever made, tho...
(trilema) nubbins`: the Goods subforum is fucked
(trilema) nubbins`: such feels
(trilema) nubbins`: "Yeah, we don't have our business plan ready yet" "Fuck it, here's your grant!"
(trilema) nubbins`: During the five-year program, the province failed to meet its own guidelines for recordkeeping by not always obtaining business plans before government funding was provided. In some cases, the province also failed to obtain complete financial information from farmers receiving funding.
(trilema) nubbins`: thing about living in the new world is that there's less history to remember
(trilema) nubbins`: huh, england had a queen for almost half of the 1500s
(trilema) nubbins`: another commenter wondered whether being strung up on a rope counted as being "at the top"
(trilema) nubbins`: at the top? :0
(trilema) nubbins`: on-the-fly DOM editing, javascript console
(trilema) nubbins`: imagine, a browser with built-in dev tools.
(trilema) nubbins`: "even Fuctapple can’t fuck up a browser to the degree it breaks the web." <-- quite the opposite, apple played a large part in turning webkit into the beauty it is today
(trilema) nubbins`: "Well I'm black. So I guess I wouldn't."
(trilema) nubbins`: "You are dropped penniless into a village in the middle of England in the year 1500. You maintain all your current knowledge. How would you make your way to the top?"
(trilema) nubbins`: that's an NHL arena, btw
(trilema) nubbins`: prolly tried to score a goal ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: hahaha i have no idea
(trilema) nubbins`: also, i've decided that # is a suitable way to denote GBP on a US keyboard
(trilema) nubbins`: i wonder when they'll tell him he can't anymore
(trilema) nubbins`: Mr Cotton has likely been widthdrawing #3k per day since that incident
(trilema) nubbins`: withdrawal. We are writing to apologise to any customer who has been given incorrect information and inconvenienced."
(trilema) nubbins`: "The reason being we have an obligation to protect our customers, and to minimise the opportunity for financial crime. However, following feedback, we are immediately updating guidance to our customer facing staff to reiterate that it is not mandatory for customers to provide documentary evidence for large cash withdrawals, and on its own, failure to show evidence is not a reason to refuse a
(trilema) nubbins`: well the question is why this isn't in court already
(trilema) nubbins`: Mr Cotton says the staff refused to tell him how much he could have: "So I wrote out a few slips. I said, 'Can I have £5,000?' They said no. I said, 'Can I have £4,000?' They said no. And then I wrote one out for £3,000 and they said, 'OK, we'll give you that.' "
(trilema) nubbins`: man, this hsbc stuff is nuts
(trilema) nubbins`: this joint, is it already lit?
(trilema) nubbins`: haircuts for all!
(trilema) nubbins`: "This time around, the task of cleaning up banks should not be quite as daunting as five years ago because shareholders, bondholders and wealthy depositors can expect to take some of the losses, as happened in the bailout of Cyprus in March."
(trilema) nubbins`: aaaand i'm gone again
(trilema) nubbins`: Diablo-D3: it's the two moms making the kid suffer because they're fucking losers that need to be shot
(trilema) nubbins`: going back a bit here
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, gotta run
(trilema) nubbins`: "there is no father" "where's the letter from your doctor?"
(trilema) nubbins`: she probably had to in order to collect welfare
(trilema) nubbins`: from what i can gather, the two moms got on welfare and the state wants the cup-cummer to repay $6k worth of welfare cheques
(trilema) nubbins`: further food for thought: it's the state, not the women, who instigated this process
(trilema) nubbins`: "We are two hot lesbians who are looking for a man to visit our house and cum into a red Solo cup"
(trilema) nubbins`: i can see the craigslist ad now
(trilema) nubbins`: "...while agreeing to donate sperm in a plastic cup to Schreiner and Angela Bauer..."
(trilema) nubbins`: but how was the sperm collected, you ask?
(trilema) nubbins`: TL, DR: a doctor didn't collect the sperm
(trilema) nubbins`: jspiros, +1
(trilema) nubbins`: how many mpex brokers are there, anyway?
(trilema) nubbins`: web is the worst fucking medium to write for
(trilema) nubbins`: "hit F12... now C... now 3... Tab twice... F2 that..."
(trilema) nubbins`: developed in the 80s
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