(trilema) nubbins`: ;;calc (382+487+470+452+434+417+399+487+470+452+434+417+399+382+488+470+452+435+417+399+382)*[ticker --last]
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;calc (382+487+470+452+434+417+399+487+470+452+434+417+399+382)*[ticker --last]
(trilema) nubbins`: oh wow, not done yet
(trilema) nubbins`: cover the berthing fees for a year and you've got yourself a deal
(trilema) nubbins`: if you're buying us all ice cream, i prefer chocolate
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;calc (382+487+470+452+434+417+399)*[ticker --last]
(trilema) nubbins`: uh...
(trilema) nubbins`: pankkake: i know right?
(trilema) nubbins`: Namworld: i don't think so, no :(
(trilema) nubbins`: I've lost count of how many times people have confused my last name with "Reese"
(trilema) nubbins`: Ray Russell Reese III, that's a mouthful
(trilema) nubbins`: food is color blind, man
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: does he realize, i wonder, that the tables in that restaurant are already all taken?
(trilema) nubbins`: "I think the dogecoiners protest too much, and that they are in fact the opposite of what they claim. We shouldn't put up with it and I'm glad we have moderators who delete those threads."
(trilema) nubbins`: general consensus is that btc isn't fun enough
(trilema) nubbins`: some srs hate flowing between /r/bitcoin and /r/dogecoin
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah
(trilema) nubbins`: i might as well just have my sides surgically removed
(trilema) nubbins`: Does anyone not see the contradiction in this behavior? The louder and more strident these proclamations become, the more they demonstrate the opposite of their claims.
(trilema) nubbins`: It's almost a regular occurrence now where a dogecoin proponent will make a post here proclaiming his or her disgust at how terrible a community we are, how we're all a bunch of greedy jerks, and that we're not as friendly as helpful and all-around-amazing as dogecoiners.
(trilema) nubbins`: mp, my grin is so wide that it squeezes my tear ducts shut.
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1wyw6y/why_are_we_supposed_to_take_this_with_a_smile/
(trilema) nubbins`: dogecoin would make me weep, were it not for the endless lels
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, that's valid
(trilema) nubbins`: makes me want to divest
(trilema) nubbins`: it's amazing that bitcoin caught on at all with the amount of fail permeating every aspect of it
(trilema) nubbins`: TIM really stands the test of time
(trilema) nubbins`: * quest and the incredible machine here
(trilema) nubbins`: the20year1, yep
(trilema) nubbins`: shoulda called it slacken
(trilema) nubbins`: kraken still hasn't verified my totally fabricated personal info
(trilema) nubbins`: "will trade life preserver for large bag of cereal or nvidia graphics card"
(trilema) nubbins`: flailing around in a soup of words and ideas
(trilema) nubbins`: hahahahaha
(trilema) nubbins`: don't we all
(trilema) nubbins`: sierra just reminds me of video games
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm amazed both at how much lint was in there, as well as my failure to remove it before driving all around the city and waiting on hold for 20 minutes
(trilema) nubbins`: "inglebert speaking, can i help you
(trilema) nubbins`: hope
(trilema) nubbins`: i started to suspect i was being had
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: srsly, Sierra transferred me to Allegra
(trilema) nubbins`: so i guess i'll be a joke at whatever call center "allegra" works at
(trilema) nubbins`: and now it charges just fine.
(trilema) nubbins`: i just cleaned a massive amount of impacted lint out of the jack
(trilema) nubbins`: nope
(trilema) nubbins`: heh, eat a dick
(trilema) nubbins`: remember earlier how my phone was broken?
(trilema) nubbins`: okay, so
(trilema) nubbins`: don't b.likethat
(trilema) nubbins`: b.srs ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: b.mine, b.sell, b.lel
(trilema) nubbins`: my sides, etc
(trilema) nubbins`: apple
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: actually, i don't think i can even qualify my treatment as sexual harassment, let alone rape
(trilema) nubbins`: (which i always find amusing)
(trilema) nubbins`: they're mailing me a box
(trilema) nubbins`: okay, done!
(trilema) nubbins`: i think you just wanted to say OVER 9000
(trilema) nubbins`: $99/yr!
(trilema) nubbins`: plus a few years of dev access
(trilema) nubbins`: mp, about 4k
(trilema) nubbins`: "oh shit, this is the guy who only good things happen to"
(trilema) nubbins`: apple phone support has looked up my info and suddenly has no problems with a free replacement
(trilema) nubbins`: honestly the worst part is the hold music
(trilema) nubbins`: apple
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, brand. n/m.
(trilema) nubbins`: this IS a chinese one.
(trilema) nubbins`: i'll get what i want, just annoying because it takes so long
(trilema) nubbins`: in fairness, they did say i could order a replacement for only $269.99999999
(trilema) nubbins`: wao-ender: no i won't
(trilema) nubbins`: 10/10, would do business with again
(trilema) nubbins`: smh. phone is NINE DAYS out of warranty and won't charge, carrier tells me to PFO
(trilema) nubbins`: okay, time to run some errands
(trilema) nubbins`: a purseboa
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: maybe the purse threw them off
(trilema) nubbins`: couldn't be his dad with that mouth
(trilema) nubbins`: can't abide dill tho
(trilema) nubbins`: every chili, every stew
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm a huge fan of bay leaf
(trilema) nubbins`: then you owe it to yourself to try groundnut soup
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm actually still not sure why it tastes good
(trilema) nubbins`: sounds terrible, tastes amazing
(trilema) nubbins`: fish or chicken, tomato paste, unsweetened peanut butter, ginger, onion, peppers
(trilema) nubbins`: i've been making this ghanaian dish lately, groundnut soup
(trilema) nubbins`: well that's what got me thinking
(trilema) nubbins`: ever tried ginger?
(trilema) nubbins`: groucho, leeel
(trilema) nubbins`: i do like spicy
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: i'll think on this, might be a nice experiment for the winter
(trilema) nubbins`: sure
(trilema) nubbins`: you use round cabbage or chinese?
(trilema) nubbins`: the best kimchi is old kimchi, 1 year or more
(trilema) nubbins`: they actually bury it
(trilema) nubbins`: too true
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: add some fish paste and chilies and you've got kimchi
(trilema) nubbins`: Duffer1, wind doesn't work too well here, not sure yet
(trilema) nubbins`: hopefully should have the big strokes worked out in the next 4 or 5 years
(trilema) nubbins`: the eventual goal is to become mostly self-sufficient
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: i even have a subscription to Mother Earth News ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: i've also been making sourdough bread for about a year and a half now
(trilema) nubbins`: ah, no chance
(trilema) nubbins`: not enough to ensure a constant supply
(trilema) nubbins`: could probably fit a couple heads.
(trilema) nubbins`: so cold
(trilema) nubbins`: i keep beer down there too
(trilema) nubbins`: funny story, the root cellar is just the cupboards under the kitchen sink
(trilema) nubbins`: that's about the extent of it so far
(trilema) nubbins`: i do some dehydrating and keep a root cellar, grow some veggies in the warmer months
(trilema) nubbins`: haha
(trilema) nubbins`: they are lords of fermenting and pickling
(trilema) nubbins`: if you like pickled things, find a korean restaurant
(trilema) nubbins`: what can i say, sheltered life
(trilema) nubbins`: nah
(trilema) nubbins`: actually, come to think of it, my mother loves pickled beets
(trilema) nubbins`: and were 100% turned on preserved foods by the time the big grocery chains moved in
(trilema) nubbins`: and salt beef
(trilema) nubbins`: probably because our parent's generation grew up on a steady diet of salt cod
(trilema) nubbins`: people don't really preserve things here as a general rule
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, closest thing you'll find
(trilema) nubbins`: i know a few groups of hippies that do canning
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: mostly a lost art these days
(trilema) nubbins`: altho i did see a young couple walking two goats recently, so i suppose really it's more a question of motivation
(trilema) nubbins`: and some greens
(trilema) nubbins`: you can maybe get local squash here now
(trilema) nubbins`: it sure is.
(trilema) nubbins`: yep
(trilema) nubbins`: plus newfoundland produces only about 10% of its own food supply, so farmer's markets aren't a general solution
(trilema) nubbins`: oh sure, me too, but why drive when you can walk?
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu, there's a few farmer's markets around here but a grocery store within walking distance
(trilema) nubbins`: next thing you know, PLEASE PLACE THE SCANNED ITEM IN THE BAG. PLEASE PLACE THE SCANNED ITEM IN THE BAG. and there's a fuckin cashier helping you out anyway
(trilema) nubbins`: "maybe it'll be faster"
(trilema) nubbins`: self-checkouts are a trick
(trilema) nubbins`: know who's faster at checking out your groceries? the person who does it for a living.
(trilema) nubbins`: i personally fuckin hate 'em
(trilema) nubbins`: you guys don't have self-checkouts yet?
(trilema) nubbins`: re: a ton of media logos
(trilema) nubbins`: i actually signed up for an account on kraken after reading all this
(trilema) nubbins`: "the car came outta nowhere"
(trilema) nubbins`: that the bucket is hidden from the cashier's view
(trilema) nubbins`: i guess a better analogy would be
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: etc
(trilema) nubbins`: drops what they're doing and runs to table
(trilema) nubbins`: then server has mild panic
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: nobody cares how much you tipped
(trilema) nubbins`: tip jars, sure
(trilema) nubbins`: "we'll probably figure it out"
(trilema) nubbins`: "just dump your payment in here"
(trilema) nubbins`: qr code taped to reg makes about as much sense as a bucket full of cash and coins placed on the counter
(trilema) nubbins`: ^^^^
(trilema) nubbins`: "One of the officers even said "why didn't you just pay with real money?""
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, i bellowed laughter at this:
(trilema) nubbins`: y'know, a thing that people would do after it's obvious to all parties that a ripoff occurred
(trilema) nubbins`: especially considering the diner agreed to PAY HALF AGAIN
(trilema) nubbins`: pretty sure the whole story was upvote-bait
(trilema) nubbins`: "new scam to be aware of"
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1wwzbf/psa_new_scam_to_be_aware_of_someone_stole_my/
(trilema) nubbins`: poor diner was asked to pay twice
(trilema) nubbins`: somebody put a sticker over the QR code by the cash
(trilema) nubbins`: i was reading a thread yesterday about this guy who ate at a restaurant that accepts btc
(trilema) nubbins`: lel j/k
(trilema) nubbins`: they didn't lose them, some guy put a QR code sticker on top of theirs
(trilema) nubbins`: turns out he's just a cat that's looking for a warm place to nap
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: not sure if he means "The Feds stole those coins." or "The Fed's stolen those coins."
(trilema) nubbins`: hmmm
(trilema) nubbins`: "The Fed's stole those coins."
(trilema) nubbins`: "We all just need to agree to craft a bogus block where the FBI coins get sent to 1BitcoinEater"
(trilema) nubbins`: there ya go
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: "Normally I'd ask for a share of the profits but this time it's free"
(trilema) nubbins`: "Hay guise I have an Idea™"
(trilema) nubbins`: triple facepalm
(trilema) nubbins`: for most purposes, you can be lax with the definition
(trilema) nubbins`: ThickAsThieves, it's all a continuum, tbf
(trilema) nubbins`: i thought hoffman died in 89
(trilema) nubbins`: i advance that nothing in your line of sight is black
(trilema) nubbins`: well what is "black", really
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/whisky-and-wieners-paired-for-nlc-promo-1.2521368
(trilema) nubbins`: your ship had trouble with the fog
(trilema) nubbins`: made more sense then
(trilema) nubbins`: but in fact it was the norwegian guy's fat draw that smelled like hash
(trilema) nubbins`: "this shit smells like hash"
(trilema) nubbins`: was checking out this place that produces argan oil
(trilema) nubbins`: Vexual, i met a norwegian guy one day in a village
(trilema) nubbins`: a thousand times ^
(trilema) nubbins`: and mathy
(trilema) nubbins`: /r/bitcoin is all grown-uppy and boring now
(trilema) nubbins`: guy is on the verge of tears because btc isn't taking lessons from doge
(trilema) nubbins`: too hot for work
(trilema) nubbins`: in particular
(trilema) nubbins`: the countryside was nice
(trilema) nubbins`: lovely
(trilema) nubbins`: not sure if srs
(trilema) nubbins`: "If you go to that subreddit [doge] people don't know what the fark they are doing but it doesn't matter--they are tipping, they are giving to charity, they are having FUN. Everyone is friendly and very excited--it's a very stark contrast to here. There seems to be a lot of new crypto users joining there instead of here. A LOT of new crypto users."
(trilema) nubbins`: !t h hif
(trilema) nubbins`: summer i think
(trilema) nubbins`: bank of canada governor got hired by the bank of england a while ago
(trilema) nubbins`: "maybe if we make it illegal to own white sheets" etc
(trilema) nubbins`: the history of us banking is pretty much "we had to figure out how to pretend we didn't shit the bed"
(trilema) nubbins`: i kid ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu, apparently btcguild merge-mines it now
(trilema) nubbins`: grown up already
(trilema) nubbins`: that's altmazing
(trilema) nubbins`: congrats
(trilema) nubbins`: nice
(trilema) nubbins`: vexual is huge into atc isn't he?
(trilema) nubbins`: oh yeah, i forgot
(trilema) nubbins`: np, it's a good one to remember
(trilema) nubbins`: try placing a bare foot on the ground
(trilema) nubbins`: ovine > bovine
(trilema) nubbins`: Vexual, :(
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, wait, i cnat raed
(trilema) nubbins`: is that what you wear under your vest? :\
(trilema) nubbins`: that's a polo shirt
(trilema) nubbins`: protip: it's not a problem
(trilema) nubbins`: s/!b/*
(trilema) nubbins`: problem with !b is that it's easy to fuck up
(trilema) nubbins`: !b 6
(trilema) nubbins`: was waiting for the actual question :D
(trilema) nubbins`: unexpected side effect: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY
(trilema) nubbins`: hahaha it's almost too much
(trilema) nubbins`: vexual, you won't want to miss ^
(trilema) nubbins`: reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw
(trilema) nubbins`: the header on that website is pretty amazing
(trilema) nubbins`: his heartbeat felt like a fucking dubstep club
(trilema) nubbins`: downs 4 red bulls, screams his lungs out on a stage for 45 minutes
(trilema) nubbins`: he says "you know how hard it is to drink six glasses of coke?"
(trilema) nubbins`: alkie friend of mine got cut off from red bull one night at the bar
(trilema) nubbins`: nor drink any red bull
(trilema) nubbins`: occasionally i'd smoke 20 darts over the course of an evening
(trilema) nubbins`: sometimes less
(trilema) nubbins`: took me 20-24 hours
(trilema) nubbins`: started at age 25, feel free to have a lel
(trilema) nubbins`: i only smoked for 5 years