ben_vulpes: most things do, if under competent kings right?
ben_vulpes: dudes at the field don't know the diff
ben_vulpes: someone's making and selling gift certificates on their behalf
ben_vulpes: bizpartner's glider club is getting scammed with SEO
ben_vulpes: blech
ben_vulpes: where does one get one of these blobs?
ben_vulpes: don't just let the capital equipment depreciate, now...
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: what does "in lockstep" mean when you talk about running bitcoind and any potential replacements "in lockstep"?
ben_vulpes: | | | | ->08.68% (67,108,864B) 0x470070: ThreadGetMyExternalIP(void*) (net.cpp:379) << that this is a thing cracks me up
ben_vulpes: davout: there are buildroot scripts for the cross-compile on the mailing list
ben_vulpes off to tequila with birthday staff
ben_vulpes: something like that.
ben_vulpes: i gather the friendly micro-dos is back
ben_vulpes: aw, did the twitter guy leave?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: you hold this attitude about rump as well?
ben_vulpes: jonvaage: you'd not eat salt for dinner, would you?
ben_vulpes: academiturd << would be?
ben_vulpes: that thing being running without an os?
ben_vulpes: https://twitter.com/jonathanvaage << jonvaage is this you?
ben_vulpes: are your arrow keys broken?
ben_vulpes: clicking?
ben_vulpes: diddle the stylesheet yourself! sheesh.
ben_vulpes: but i don't actually know how modern virtualization even works, so...decent content.
ben_vulpes: maybe to *you*
ben_vulpes: go on, jurov
ben_vulpes: jonvaage: and how'd you know anything about culture around here?
ben_vulpes: mod6, trinque, asciilifeform, anyone else interested in the "what happens in der clord": http://slides.com/technolo-g/intro-to-unikernels-and-erlang-on-xen-ling-demo
ben_vulpes: and live it
ben_vulpes: don't i know it!
ben_vulpes: ethnic homogeneity is a heckuva legacy
ben_vulpes: the kind that work, pay for themselves, refuse to suck cock - sure
ben_vulpes: the funny part is how bent people got
ben_vulpes: y'know i've yet to figure that out myself
ben_vulpes: (not even married, lolariously)
ben_vulpes: leveraged herself into a "first lady of oregon" type situation
ben_vulpes: girl took him for a few tens of ks or hundreds, depending on how one looks at it
ben_vulpes: guy got in bed with a girl
ben_vulpes: http://www.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2015/02/12/the-john-kitzhaber-and-cylvia-hayes-scandal-a-handy-primer << some shorthand
ben_vulpes: familiar with the john kitzhaber story?
ben_vulpes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Brown << new guber
ben_vulpes: ooooooh do i have some lulz for YOU
ben_vulpes: (also, heya holtzy!)
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/give-take-small-final.png << lol at the 0.30 of delaware. << oregon has a good ticket on the bezzletrain. and i'd wager with the new governor, will procure ever more for favored classes.
ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> williamdunne: A mister << nice one, mister
ben_vulpes: didn't he drop his keys on the floor?
ben_vulpes: in what world does the guy cook in the am?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i get my headers and usb widgets on wednesday night
ben_vulpes: aaand logged
ben_vulpes: besides that was a *different* *uninteresting* block of rhetoric *upstream* of the shit i was interested in
ben_vulpes: i don't think you really grok how much rhetoric you drop
ben_vulpes: "no. 10am. at the latest."
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [15:05] course school doesn't do that anymore, they just take the tuition, so now business is stuck doing primitive on-job training like it were 1700 all of a sudden. << jesus tell me about it
ben_vulpes: maybe he just likes static html
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> in other news, shoe problems http://40.media.tumblr.com/996bce3d7cadf68f3dcb6cbca5d36ca5/tumblr_n1kzmtoDiA1sx2zfgo4_r1_1280.jpg << tango's given me a new appreciation for the range of girls' ability to derp around in heels
ben_vulpes: !s dark tower
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> and i thought i was retarded. << mind you, the feat being performed is sort of one of profound retardation from the ground up, so the guy's up against a pretty epic tower of abstractions
ben_vulpes: jurov: http://tm.shithouse.tv
ben_vulpes: mod6, mircea_popescu, trinque, decimation, mats: ^^ anyone else is welcome to answer as well
ben_vulpes: (0.5.3.1)
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: how did you find that in bitcoind? a derpy grep through the 0.5.3 source doesn't show iconv anywhere.
ben_vulpes: carving cthulus name over athena's face.
ben_vulpes: and even though the produced binary is "static" it still loads system modules at runtime?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: "iconv" << is this another one of those "lol u tried to make a static bin sucker" traps?
ben_vulpes pages impatiently through the rhetoric looking for mod6 and asciilifeform and trinque's convos
ben_vulpes: <pete_dushenski> and if you think banning me will make all your earthly woes vanish, you've got another thing coming!
ben_vulpes enjoys a brief moment of respite to catch up on logs
ben_vulpes wonders if thing is an l2 pun he doesn't understand the context for
ben_vulpes: pulling the pin under fire much less so
ben_vulpes: field-testing's the easy part (sort of)
ben_vulpes: wowee, ascii_field
ben_vulpes: ^^ missing a footnote
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: neat
ben_vulpes: yes, three cheers
ben_vulpes: chronology, maybe?
ben_vulpes: gringodiculous
ben_vulpes: davout: danielpbarron.com/pogo/howto.txt
ben_vulpes: anyways don't let me distract you :P
ben_vulpes: ah yeah, but that's annoying and complicated with a future, unlike your current "dead end"
ben_vulpes: sounds annoying and complicated
ben_vulpes: aha
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: forgive my late arrival to the thread, but why are we talking about screen on os x?
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: gentoo quest
ben_vulpes: gentoo quest!
ben_vulpes really parts
ben_vulpes: aha this one
ben_vulpes: goodnight asshats
ben_vulpes shutters lab
ben_vulpes: anyone with two neurons rubbing together can make it barf whatever rating zhe desire
ben_vulpes: it's like one of those lolarious meyers briggs thing
ben_vulpes: yeah where is the voluntary celibacy box?
ben_vulpes: epic mega series
ben_vulpes: aha
ben_vulpes: !s robert jordan
ben_vulpes: oh hey here's a notion
ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: it's missing the dune/WoT polyamory
ben_vulpes: it's actually halfway decent
ben_vulpes: great thing about -assets is the "rewrite everything" option
ben_vulpes: asking out of curiosity
ben_vulpes: Pierre_Rochard: nono ofc
ben_vulpes: "beat that thing into submission and deliver what i've asked for"
ben_vulpes: this however is how management works
ben_vulpes: oh entirely
ben_vulpes: kudos a danielpbarron
ben_vulpes: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCHRQTVUoAAFnSw.png:large << heh. seems familiar, but the details are new
ben_vulpes: can i skip the whole WolfeGoethe thread?
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-04-2015#1116751 << asciilifeform: the lotto tixx!
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-04-2015#1116715 << you probably grok entirely the advantage of that "tiny little keyboard" over touchscreens
ben_vulpes: it's what we use at sj - can be beaten into whatever absurd demand i make of $bizpartner
ben_vulpes: Pierre_Rochard: ever derp on "Manager"?
ben_vulpes: he's been derping on cpanel, i can see.
ben_vulpes: did you duct tape the submarine part to the heli part?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: probably makes things better by reducing the "GO FAST NOW BRAKE AND WASTE ALL KE NOW HURRY UP AND ACCELERATE MYRIAD TONNES OF PLASTIC AGAIN" dynamic
ben_vulpes: just go around.
ben_vulpes: no but the point is that the lane was entirely empty, so why fucking honk
ben_vulpes: "pick yourself a kitten and listen to a platter...that rocks!"
ben_vulpes: what have i done
ben_vulpes: ah jeez
ben_vulpes: and how much of that gear is even genuinely kraut
ben_vulpes: "more intertia is better!"
ben_vulpes: well what do they know
ben_vulpes: ahaha
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: sorry, do not follow
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-04-2015#1116481 << uh can i get a copy of the source and possibly some docs?
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1116287 << i actually get visuals of mircea_popescu's face when i see ":D" from him nao
ben_vulpes: no microcontrollers on the board...
ben_vulpes: i trust you, they trust me
ben_vulpes: but this comes with provenance
ben_vulpes: rocketplane*
ben_vulpes: myriad hackers are salivating over rocket
ben_vulpes: nah, i have delegated the adapter to be brought to my face
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: electronics hack night has been scheduled
ben_vulpes: first the boxen, then and only then the chixxen
ben_vulpes: p. much.
ben_vulpes: because there are two monitors and one of the chicks isn't there yet and this wine isn't going to drink itself nor these logs read themselves
ben_vulpes: I'M DOING LAUNDRY OKAY
ben_vulpes: well not naked but close
ben_vulpes: the shop is empty so i'm drinking and naked
ben_vulpes: naw i have vino at hand and girls waiting at home
ben_vulpes: arbeit macht frei
ben_vulpes: yeah where are the bunk keys hm?
ben_vulpes: naw ive seen your car it pollutes less and you're not nearly as fat as this old sack of shit
ben_vulpes: when i caught up to him at the stop light at the top of the hill, he had his phone out and was recording my endless tirade of abuse
ben_vulpes: this asshat on the road today rolled up behind myself and some staff on bikes, HONKED LOUDLY, and then moved into the (empty) oncoming traffic lane to pass us
ben_vulpes: yeah
ben_vulpes: heh
ben_vulpes: and bleach
ben_vulpes: i can put caltrops to work
ben_vulpes: close, but other meat
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: what what?
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115973 << haw well now i hafta read it
ben_vulpes goes for another, smaller glass of chablis
ben_vulpes: as far as i can figure, guesses (liberally sprinked with CYA) about what people did, extrapolated from their middens
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: "cultural anthropology"
ben_vulpes considers the eerie parallel with his mothers work
ben_vulpes: all i am actually good for is software archaeology after all
ben_vulpes shrugs
ben_vulpes: perhaps when you come visit, bring it for an extended loan if you're done
ben_vulpes: i could have tacos delivered for like 4 months with that
ben_vulpes: dood
ben_vulpes: benefits of complaining, i suppose
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: aha
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115951 << iirc, my answer was "dunno, let's try"
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115921 << "law of leaky abstractions" hurts so much more in these scenarios...
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-04-2015#1115893 << "so, how's his english?" "pretty good, there's just this thing that happens where he occasionally says something that sounds entirely wrong and then the conversation moves on, and five minutes later I ask about it and turns out to be some throwaway joke in romanian or french or latin."
ben_vulpes: non?
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: "deprecate"
ben_vulpes: "It was solid enough to be a serious system that had real clients who depended on it." << oh for those days, and those clients
ben_vulpes: "the difference between theory and practice is, uh, larger in practice than in theory" << paul graham! whatta dood
ben_vulpes: For example, there was a famous hack that provided a means of (1) removing a cons cell from a freelist, (2) updating the freelist, and (3) branching if the freelist was exhausted to the GC... in *one instruction*. << that *is* cool
ben_vulpes: i'd like one just like it.
ben_vulpes: where's your THz chip, williamdunne?
ben_vulpes: where's my log summary gurl
ben_vulpes: your reward is more demands!
ben_vulpes: young man, you have committed an outrageous upgrade for the most serene republic!
ben_vulpes: > committed an upgrade << heh
ben_vulpes: pahahaha yeah okay i'll just ask you to do that every time i comment on contravex
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: plz foar to nuke gravatar
ben_vulpes: !b
ben_vulpes: !a
ben_vulpes: !b
ben_vulpes: !a
ben_vulpes: !right
ben_vulpes: !left
ben_vulpes: !down
ben_vulpes: !up
ben_vulpes: !down
ben_vulpes: !up
ben_vulpes: yeah, the thing ran, and well if you recall.
ben_vulpes: probably how you derp around the machine shop
ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> [00:54] how the everliving fuck is cpanel used with anything other than php/static wwwtron << fwiw asciilifeform i went through a very similar saga on a very similar popescuian box. i just thought that "this was how things were supposed to be" and labored in silence.
ben_vulpes: finding tango partners online is like 1/1000000th as good a use of time as finding bdsm partners
ben_vulpes: nope still not computing
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [13:23] that's prolly put i nthere special for shooting down ben_vulpes dating attempts in kindergarten. << i dun get it
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> in cpanelworld, yeah it does. << haha what is this madness
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> what'd i run it on ? << it's not actually such a bad idea to render the whole thing as flat files and do something cleverish w/comments
ben_vulpes: and of course mircea_popescu
ben_vulpes rolls eyes
ben_vulpes: except for those guys whose lunch we eat and girls we fuck
ben_vulpes: heh who with a girl hasn't?
ben_vulpes: much as the girlies would like to "invest in their quality of life", such is just purchasing a big of hedonism.
ben_vulpes: this return cannot be "happiness" or any such.
ben_vulpes: investment is predicated on a return.
ben_vulpes: never.
ben_vulpes: not only for mission-critical shit like therealbitcoin, but even my own work.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: dude i guarantee you that git is too easy to use.
ben_vulpes: and i'm not even an expert on the finer points of the vcexen in the wild.
ben_vulpes: no, that's the point i wish to make. you're conflating github with git.
ben_vulpes: williamdunne: what is a pull?
ben_vulpes: wat?
ben_vulpes: <jurov> benjy just needed to vent some steam << naw i just wanted to restart an ancient thread
ben_vulpes: makes it less likely for people to review changes.
ben_vulpes: makes large merges too easy, is at least one of asciilifeform's objections
ben_vulpes: williamdunne: git makes it easy to pretend to work on a codebase by reindenting things
ben_vulpes: <mats> overengineered, cvs is often good enough << haha nice try winbro
ben_vulpes: <trinque> not committing to it while I can't guarantee I'll execute << not worth it imho, leave it for someone like williamdunne
ben_vulpes: the water filtration station - it's not ending up in your nets.
ben_vulpes: you're not collecting water station samples, are you?
ben_vulpes: you can guess all you like, doesn't mean diddly.
ben_vulpes: (how could i?)
ben_vulpes relents, temporarily
ben_vulpes: stross had a book about this
ben_vulpes: http://qntra.net/2015/04/warrick-county-prosecutors-office-cover-up-ransomware-infection/ << ascii_field the thing is nowhere near harvested
ben_vulpes: achtung, qntrites! ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED
ben_vulpes: kids kinda funny
ben_vulpes: > girls
ben_vulpes: > hoping
ben_vulpes: ascii_field: chinese times
ben_vulpes: ascii_field: the md fun anywhere near you?
ben_vulpes: ascii_
ben_vulpes: cherisse is in the same food group as la cuña?
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-04-2015#1113328 << aren't you writing some sort of exchange, too?
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-04-2015#1113329 << hey what'd i miss here
ben_vulpes: i can't speak to ghaddafi's training skills tho
ben_vulpes: yeah. has some hoplites and an (mircea_popescu'd like this one) army of girls
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: didja ever read A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer?
ben_vulpes: i'm not proposing mempool as persistence layer - even i'm not that braindead
ben_vulpes: oh, surely
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-04-2015#1112795 << wait, who hates him?
ben_vulpes: heh
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: myeah, but chat (this one aside) is ephemeral
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell menahem sorry, bouncer failure. lost everything you sent me.
ben_vulpes: hm
ben_vulpes: seriously, because i'm retarded: what is the incentive to keep a tx in the mempool that will be included in a block but not one that won't?
ben_vulpes: what is the incentive for a client to maintain anything in the mempool?