(trilema) nubbins`: bbl checking out the iceberg
(trilema) nubbins`: OH YOU
(trilema) nubbins`: we have a 24" guillotine cutter, anything bigger than that requires a ruler and x-acto
(trilema) nubbins`: but it's all finicky work
(trilema) nubbins`: best you could manage would be to get a stack cutter and slice a stack of sheets all at once
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ this is true
(trilema) nubbins`: but cuttong a 15x22" sheet down to business card size, you gotta keep moving the backstop
(trilema) nubbins`: now, there are back-stops you can use for consistency
(trilema) nubbins`: true story
(trilema) nubbins`: your business card is cut 0.125" off-center, the card looks like shit
(trilema) nubbins`: so little margin for error
(trilema) nubbins`: but all the placement etc is still by hand
(trilema) nubbins`: you can get electric/hydraulic cutters
(trilema) nubbins`: cutting is the killer
(trilema) nubbins`: surface-area, yeah
(trilema) nubbins`: i was actually reading a gabriel garcia marquez story the other day where the guy talks about "a beautiful four-color poster"
(trilema) nubbins`: (quantity being like 2 dozen)
(trilema) nubbins`: silkscreen: ~$4ea in quantity
(trilema) nubbins`: 18x24" digital-print poster: $15+ per print
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, yeah, silkscreen beats digital when you get into poster sizing
(trilema) nubbins`: i'd say one could dredge up some old letterpress machines down there if one had some time to kill
(trilema) nubbins`: so much manual work for something so tiny
(trilema) nubbins`: see, business cards are exactly the wrong thing to silkscreen
(trilema) nubbins`: my time is still $45/hr even in .ar
(trilema) nubbins`: heheh
(trilema) nubbins`: $75 ;D
(trilema) nubbins`: hmm, nope!
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;rated Blazedout419
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, Blazedout419
(trilema) nubbins`: what's all this about me unrating
(trilema) nubbins`: benkay hahahahahahah
(trilema) nubbins`: danielpbarron: got it, thanks
(trilema) nubbins`: i think gribs waits til you speak to deliver your messages
(trilema) nubbins`: pm me size/address when you're ready
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ to 1TDaWh3MDibweoNaEjAAT8YHG3QmoBXqG
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;calc 25/[ticker --last]
(trilema) nubbins` scrolls back
(trilema) nubbins`: yah, did you see the address?
(trilema) nubbins`: first decent cup i've had in months
(trilema) nubbins`: oh god, this coffee
(trilema) nubbins`: not bad
(trilema) nubbins`: haha
(trilema) nubbins`: right next to your onions
(trilema) nubbins`: hang them on your belt
(trilema) nubbins`: but it's so classy
(trilema) nubbins`: haha
(trilema) nubbins`: ooo
(trilema) nubbins`: billetera de jamon?
(trilema) nubbins`: cañón salmón
(trilema) nubbins`: glyphs only ;D
(trilema) nubbins`: Gotham would be a better font for a text-only card like this
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: art deco is the new modern
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: let's take a peek!
(trilema) nubbins`: "The court notes that ISPs are not required to disclose this information and this case reaches the conclusion that they are not permitted to do so absent a warrant either."
(trilema) nubbins`: yep, shipping included
(trilema) nubbins`: thestringpuller: ^ to 1TDaWh3MDibweoNaEjAAT8YHG3QmoBXqG
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;calc 25/[ticker --last]
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: effective in that it can make people think about, or do, things they wouldn't otherwise
(trilema) nubbins`: WAT
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;echo 25/[ticker --last]
(trilema) nubbins`: thestringpuller:
(trilema) nubbins`: doesn't argentina have crazy capital controls?
(trilema) nubbins`: street advertising is very effective with the right message
(trilema) nubbins`: !up Vexual
(trilema) nubbins`: now, if you're getting printed shit shipped to you, might as well go full-throttle, order up some mpex propaganda posters, get one of your staff to go around wheatpasting them in the financial district
(trilema) nubbins`: i wonder will goat ever get around to getting his certs printed
(trilema) nubbins`: developers hold btc?
(trilema) nubbins`: man gotta have cards
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: up-side is that you look like a baller handing out hand-printed business cards
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, i mean, it'd take us two weeks just to get the paper and print the cards
(trilema) nubbins`: ahh
(trilema) nubbins`: quicker for sausages
(trilema) nubbins`: Vexual, about 3 hours in a stew
(trilema) nubbins`: vistaprint makes 'em for what, 7 cents each?
(trilema) nubbins`: it's definitely cheaper to get cards done locally
(trilema) nubbins`: all guesswork here :D
(trilema) nubbins`: xpresspost, within a week
(trilema) nubbins`: surface, maybe 4-6 weeks
(trilema) nubbins`: airmail, maybe a week or two
(trilema) nubbins`: not that i can recall
(trilema) nubbins`: $400
(trilema) nubbins`: per-unit cost decreases dramatically with larger orders, of course
(trilema) nubbins`: 100 black + 100 pussy pink would run ya about $160
(trilema) nubbins`: let me see
(trilema) nubbins`: nice
(trilema) nubbins`: sure
(trilema) nubbins`: in inkscape, Path > Object to path
(trilema) nubbins`: (i do too)
(trilema) nubbins`: convert 'em to shapes / outlines :D
(trilema) nubbins`: oic
(trilema) nubbins`: if it's just shapes/text, size doesn't really matter
(trilema) nubbins`: 300dpi if you're including bitmaps
(trilema) nubbins`: this is silkscreen, dpi is for digital prints ;D
(trilema) nubbins`: all the dpi
(trilema) nubbins`: .svg, even
(trilema) nubbins`: .ai, .pdf. .eps
(trilema) nubbins`: vector format is best
(trilema) nubbins`: looks pretty rich
(trilema) nubbins`: now, we can get black cotton paper
(trilema) nubbins`: hmm
(trilema) nubbins`: nope, coated (shiny) papers don't print well
(trilema) nubbins`: but we could just print a light pink base laye
(trilema) nubbins`: stonehenge doesn't come in cuntish
(trilema) nubbins`: we generally buy "cream" which can look pinkish in some lights
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu our go-to cotton paper is stonehenge 250gsm, nice and thick, used by steadman, vonnegut, etc
(trilema) nubbins`: that's a solid border with halftone dots in the middle
(trilema) nubbins`: ah yes yes
(trilema) nubbins`: that's the light shining off it
(trilema) nubbins`: we're not set up for foil
(trilema) nubbins`: it shimmers
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ gold ink
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, foil sucks
(trilema) nubbins`: i think i have pics of gold ink on cotton, one sec
(trilema) nubbins`: could shave in it
(trilema) nubbins`: foil embossed looks like gold leaf stuck to the paper
(trilema) nubbins`: ah, cotton finish?
(trilema) nubbins`: how about kickass cotton paper?
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu of course
(trilema) nubbins`: finally got an excuse to use silver ink
(trilema) nubbins`: ThickAsThieves you may find this interesting
(trilema) nubbins`: if only they knew
(trilema) nubbins`: !up Vexual
(trilema) nubbins`: lel @ tourists outside taking pictures of the row houses
(trilema) nubbins`: all i know is mario kart 8 is fun ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: how else you gonna keep the clock running?
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, the wii u
(trilema) nubbins`: the baby?!
(trilema) nubbins`: i bought a wii u a couple weeks ago
(trilema) nubbins`: nintendo, big on fun
(trilema) nubbins`: greenland too
(trilema) nubbins`: lithopedia, the stone babies anyone can edit
(trilema) nubbins`: i've heard of this
(trilema) nubbins`: maybe her baby petrified
(trilema) nubbins` scratches head
(trilema) nubbins`: so the violent lesbian who lives next door looks about 8 months pregnant
(trilema) nubbins`: WOAH
(trilema) nubbins`: not to be confused with Argentina (unless you're a spell-check)
(trilema) nubbins`: there's a town here called Argentia
(trilema) nubbins`: actually, funny coincidence
(trilema) nubbins`: hi wyw
(trilema) nubbins`: the color of honor and dignity
(trilema) nubbins`: Vexual: they even colored us grey on that map
(trilema) nubbins`: I have a steakhouse dinner tonight in honor of my hunger
(trilema) nubbins` scratches head
(trilema) nubbins`: according to that, i'd be flying west and turning my watch forward
(trilema) nubbins`: hmm
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm definitely leaving my time zone
(trilema) nubbins`: heh.
(trilema) nubbins`: st john's is directly north of uruguay's easternmost border
(trilema) nubbins`: but through space, yes
(trilema) nubbins`: not through time, no
(trilema) nubbins`: noon
(trilema) nubbins`: zoom out til you can see
(trilema) nubbins`: yup
(trilema) nubbins` rattles sabre
(trilema) nubbins`: it seems we've reached a stalemate
(trilema) nubbins`: hmm
(trilema) nubbins`: thank YOU
(trilema) nubbins`: oh hey, fun fact: i'd have to fly west to visit argentina
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm glad my house is up the hill from the water
(trilema) nubbins`: this will wreak havoc on the tides
(trilema) nubbins`: more drama = ???
(trilema) nubbins`: more testicles = more iron
(trilema) nubbins`: then i lrnd 2 rd grafs
(trilema) nubbins`: for a sec i thought "wow, mp rated rg +10?"
(trilema) nubbins`: just curious
(trilema) nubbins`: http://serajewelks.bitcoin-otc.com/trustgraph.php?source=mircea_popescu&dest=Blazedout419
(trilema) nubbins`: AS IF I NEED TO BE TOLD D;
(trilema) nubbins`: lel, there's a track called "have a sad cum"
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kDinXI0bxM&list=PL55Jv4fGPIb-L4Q2i2DGNWMI6fPh9MBUD
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah
(trilema) nubbins`: hmm, this new death grips album features bjork on all the tracks
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;gettrust assbot Vexual
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, in the meantime, i see charlie shrem is active on the forums again
(trilema) nubbins`: riiiiiiiiiight
(trilema) nubbins`: i should write this shit down
(trilema) nubbins`: god, i can't even remember what scam the swede was pushing
(trilema) nubbins`: makes sense, yes?
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: concentrate on the large ASICs in the foreground
(trilema) nubbins`: ignore the drums too
(trilema) nubbins`: shhhh!!
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ there's the ceo at a recent conference
(trilema) nubbins`: they're still on the go
(trilema) nubbins`: if we don't CALL it shares in a mining security...
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: then i realized they were doing the careful-language-dance
(trilema) nubbins`: "why would you pay money to be in this weird club?" etc
(trilema) nubbins`: it took me like 4 months to figure out what "nastyfans" was
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;rated Blazedout419
(trilema) nubbins`: wat
(trilema) nubbins`: "other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play?"
(trilema) nubbins`: hah
(trilema) nubbins`: mp, not everyone is running ms-dos ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: "will my investment tank? yes, but who cares?"
(trilema) nubbins`: haha
(trilema) nubbins`: "Mac Pro cold boots a Windows Server 2012 R2 Domain Controller in 3 seconds. Coffee keeps getting cold - no opportunity to take a sip."
(trilema) nubbins`: lel
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm a part of this thing &c &c
(trilema) nubbins`: sure, it might be in the wrong direction, but hey
(trilema) nubbins`: but if i don't hop on the train, i'll never travel
(trilema) nubbins`: so, now's their chance
(trilema) nubbins`: i just may
(trilema) nubbins`: there's gotta be at least a few financial institutions/hedge funds/whatever that want btc but don't want to purchase from a foreign exchange, guy on the street, etc
(trilema) nubbins`: hm, i woulda put my money on above market rate
(trilema) nubbins`: i wonder will these SR coins auction for below or above market rate
(trilema) nubbins`: hmm
(trilema) nubbins`: lel
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;google brock
(trilema) nubbins`: !up Vexual
(trilema) nubbins`: not the case at all
(trilema) nubbins`: i thought they were saving up valid hashes to blow their wad all at once
(trilema) nubbins`: OHHHH, sorry, i misunderstood
(trilema) nubbins`: just ignore, rambling
(trilema) nubbins`: wait, i thought the withholding hashes thing didn't work because of nonces or some sort of math shit
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/internet-privacy-decision-by-supreme-court-comes-today-1.2673823
(trilema) nubbins`: el amigo es un condon en el bolsillo
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, to quote sublime
(trilema) nubbins`: twist: it's a combination condom/cock ring
(trilema) nubbins`: imagine if you were to skip the women and fuck a pie
(trilema) nubbins`: sheep casings?
(trilema) nubbins` ponders economy of scale
(trilema) nubbins`: they produce em domesically?
(trilema) nubbins`: they just keep adding zeroes until people give up and use mm
(trilema) nubbins`: inorite :(
(trilema) nubbins`: still pretty silly
(trilema) nubbins`: etc
(trilema) nubbins`: 1 gauge, pull it thru first hole
(trilema) nubbins`: 0 gauge, bar stock