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ben_vulpes: it's good for the envirowhatever
ben_vulpes: "wipe your hands on your pants, plebe"
ben_vulpes: good old anemic hand dryers
ben_vulpes: i can see it though
ben_vulpes: dude heaven forfend
ben_vulpes: apparently i'm so scary i'm the only one taking the wine^H^H^H^Htoilet paper home
ben_vulpes: well it doesn't actually work, asciilifeform
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-01-2016#1381525 << same exact story here. californians and it only happens once per year.
ben_vulpes: toilet paper, and i ain't talkin equity!
ben_vulpes: lol you didn't read the thread didja
ben_vulpes: well that's novel and depressing
ben_vulpes: what is this 'up elevator'
ben_vulpes: clearly, there's no 'worthy' but 'demands'.
ben_vulpes: relatedly, how does one grow worthy of the golden dirigible? kill everyone between you and it? does this hold for the smith? what about brunel?
ben_vulpes: i am now confronted with the difficult question of what the fuck i'm doing even owning my own stock.
ben_vulpes: life would be more like you don't get them when you need them.
ben_vulpes: rubs the wrath itch?
ben_vulpes: i wonder what alf gets out of it, so competent as he is.
ben_vulpes: years of slaving for nuggets of insight once or thrice a quarter
ben_vulpes: anyways this place is amazing
ben_vulpes: lol golden dirigible
ben_vulpes: anyways, thanks for the insight.
ben_vulpes: i realized that the shartup bezzletron actually got this right
ben_vulpes: i just had the weirdest experience
ben_vulpes: explain the parallel in a little more detail?
ben_vulpes: and as a result, my equitizing the staff is miserably difficult.
ben_vulpes: fucktarded teen still gets hoodwinked with worthless paper regularly.
ben_vulpes: i had to explain how buy-and-hold of non-dividend-paying-stocks the other day wasn't forgoing compounding.
ben_vulpes: ofc not
ben_vulpes: wall street and congress got a hold of the notion and now there are all sorts of arcane bezzle-quirements like "must get valued by a state-blessed valutron", "must be investment grade paper" etc.
ben_vulpes: the insane fucking rules around ESOPs. i tell you.
ben_vulpes: funny you should mention that
ben_vulpes: hey man i'm just trying to get cash in the kids pockets while paying as little taxes on it as possible
ben_vulpes: i don't see the problem with embezzling a reasonable amount of toilet paper. it's a valid business expense, and the staff don't get taxed for it.
ben_vulpes: except for the ones who are not and who don't want anything to do with my asbestos gloves.
ben_vulpes: the salesmen are also entirely interchangeable.
ben_vulpes: i have.
ben_vulpes: glorified secretarial work.
ben_vulpes: in bezzleland at least.
ben_vulpes: i think that i hate managing projects.
ben_vulpes: certainly felt like it, driving across town to school and back every day.
ben_vulpes: great vans
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: i grew up in a suburban
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: 'sold now' is not under consideration.
ben_vulpes: all the good cars have miserable lines.
ben_vulpes: what does 'korean' mean for build quality and lifetime?
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: know anything about the honda passport model?
ben_vulpes: thank you pete_dushenski!
ben_vulpes: "the reason why cops call it the web is because, The online is a 'Web' of lies and/or Computers are Satans kingdom on earth"
ben_vulpes: "As always when a large group of people without prior exposure to Jace are introduced to his world, every single existing theory on his authenticity was brought up and discussed in great detail, as were questions concerning the state of mental health care in the United States, the situation of veterans, and the practicality of using a Prius in a street race." << ladies and gentlemen, i present...my peers in the eyes of american law.
ben_vulpes: AND NOW I BLESS THEE WITH THE HOLY BIGNUM THIS FUNCTION PASSES ALL AROUND ITSELF
ben_vulpes breathes through the nausea
ben_vulpes: fucking pointers and in place mutation
ben_vulpes: ugh cpp
ben_vulpes: need to read more. let's revisit tomorrow.
ben_vulpes: ah i see
ben_vulpes: will read more.
ben_vulpes: roger.
ben_vulpes: forgive further derpitude, but how on earth does `BN_CTX_get(ctx)` return two different values?
ben_vulpes still reading
ben_vulpes: okay, fLowS it is.
ben_vulpes: i get the conditional branching on the flag, but now how the identical code in the branches enforces high/low-s-ness
ben_vulpes: i may simply be exhausted, but i don't see immediately how the code inside the two branches is supposed to work
ben_vulpes: hey mod6
ben_vulpes: i set you on the btcd snipe hunt aeons ago iirc
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-01-2016#1380586 << this is my fault and i am terribly sorry
ben_vulpes: 'regenesis' << actually start over?!
ben_vulpes: WHY NOT WRITE A STYLE GUIDE WHILE WE'RE AT IT
ben_vulpes: 'scouring of spaces' means the tab-replacement?
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-01-2016#1380503 << aye, to the extent that i 'learned cpp', and to the extent that i can even be said to 'know' any other programming language.
ben_vulpes: http://www.contravex.com/2016/01/21/an-historical-timeline-of-the-real-bitcoin-trb-development-part-ii/ << seconded for an in-depth discussion of the static build crapocalypse, and why we even bother with static builds anyways at the very least
ben_vulpes: goals being low tco, ease of finding parts and cost of maintenance hours.
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell pete_dushenski also, considering a jeep cherokee or a toyota land cruiser of 2000 and 89 vintage for babywagon, any thoughts on either?
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell pete_dushenski aha, ty
ben_vulpes: clever enough to get in trouble.
ben_vulpes: heh clever
ben_vulpes waves to yves
ben_vulpes: aha, ms. smith made the log finally!
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: btw why do you prefer tabs to 4 spaces?
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-01-2016#1379662 << and how do you feel about mixed carriage returns and crlfs?
ben_vulpes: consistency of code shape is a thing for mortals like myself
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-01-2016#1379618 << dunno about this. laborious for certain, and would make the whole thing 10x more likely to 'fit in head'.
ben_vulpes: mod6: didja ever share an actual patch for the code you're working on? brief face-grep through logs reveals nada
ben_vulpes: > thought questions
ben_vulpes: only 'colour warz' i'm aware of are the preference of crackers for north africans over african americans
ben_vulpes: yes please
ben_vulpes: (or am i to understand etc etc)
ben_vulpes: jurov: you mean to say that you ditched evil-org for native org?
ben_vulpes: jurov: do you org-mode with evil-mode?
ben_vulpes: i rarely use arrow keys to navigate, preferring instead to search through the buffer
ben_vulpes: and did i read that mircea_popescu wants 'semantic extraction' built into emacs?
ben_vulpes: i use helm for buffer selection, and winner mode to get the windows back where they were.
ben_vulpes: window-jump and winner-mode make for...a not horrible experience.
ben_vulpes: jurov: y'ever try window-jump?
ben_vulpes: hey it's warm and concave
ben_vulpes: but do they call me isaac the banker?
ben_vulpes: i built those and five more just like them throughout the fertile crescent.
ben_vulpes: and you know the other one over in mecca?
ben_vulpes: you see that bank over there?
ben_vulpes: original sheepfuckers no doubt
ben_vulpes: hey man i have cohen markers i'll have you know
ben_vulpes: > sheep fuckers
ben_vulpes: i'm sure fails to measure up to mircea_popescu's discriminating eye in some way or another
ben_vulpes: some no doubt derpy bdsm get-together
ben_vulpes: 8192 goddamn inodes
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: weird, i was under the impression they went to 'munches' on the coast
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu linked a lulzy story about rape fantasizers visiting those
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: hasn't found the sex addict 12-step groups yet?
ben_vulpes plugs ears, sings
ben_vulpes: hey now trinque insanely long book of retarded rules says no fucking sheep, nobody fucked sheep that's racist
ben_vulpes: from these scrolls
ben_vulpes: trinque: danielpbarron has the /truth/ you see
ben_vulpes: phf: there can only be one!1
ben_vulpes imagines danielpbarron getting a hold of a mistranslation of other ancient texts, declaring fatwa
ben_vulpes: i guess you're right then
ben_vulpes: oh right those three letters
ben_vulpes: "higher power must mean what i mean by god, and so therefore HEWETICS"
ben_vulpes: you assume you know what they mean by higher power man
ben_vulpes: "o i dun need to talk to them, i read some ancient texts. this is how we do in my church so it's the right way to do things elsewhere."
ben_vulpes: for not actually talking to the practitioners
ben_vulpes: read just a skosh closer dude
ben_vulpes: i judge liberally
ben_vulpes: hypocritically how?
ben_vulpes: you're way over there in your church of self-righteous unexamined life, examining everyone else from a pillar of plugged ears and closed eyes.
ben_vulpes: you've not talked with twelve steppers about what 'higher power' means, how would you know.
ben_vulpes: you've not done the twelve steps, how would you know.
ben_vulpes: lookee, nobody cares.
ben_vulpes: "but it's not the twoooo gawwwwd!"
ben_vulpes: phf: they hear "higher power" and lose their shit.
ben_vulpes: so leave off
ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: have you ever spent much time with the twelve steppers?
ben_vulpes: abdicating choice to someone/something that is "not you" lies at the heart of the thing.
ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: it's a particular reprogramming that doesn't have much to do with the bible.
ben_vulpes: hail brodin
ben_vulpes is enjoying the bible vs. big book citation spats
ben_vulpes: wheymen
ben_vulpes: from the bikeportland followup: "Hagg said he thinks the solution to problems like that is to drive troublemakers away." << even the motherfucking /bums/ know that you have to drive the worthless fucks off if anyone's to have a decent party.
ben_vulpes: ahahaha
ben_vulpes: https://mentalfloss.atavist.com/secrets-of-the-mit-poker-course << intriqued to hear what the poker afficionados have to say
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: ah i see
ben_vulpes: it is a /brand/ name
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: do please link
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: you'd have a simple pour-over, not an immersion hybrid.
ben_vulpes: what we
ben_vulpes: what now, peers and mempool?
ben_vulpes: https://prima-coffee.com/equipment/abid/clever << were it not plastic the thing would be completely unbeatable
ben_vulpes bought a new clever and a new kettle for the new staffers today to parallelize the coffee production
ben_vulpes: 'not' also available in my office, which i suppose doesn't count because also 'my kitchen'
ben_vulpes knows the guy who invented the field-roasting technique
ben_vulpes: just takes a paint drying gun and some practice
ben_vulpes: and no you cannot roast them in your kitchen because you can't get the good shit because you don't buy by the teu
ben_vulpes: there is no artisanal anything, there are just a bunch of hipsters competing to roast beans well
ben_vulpes: you guys live in fucking zimbabwe
ben_vulpes: wine in "red" and "white
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform...lives in dc, probably thinks coffee comes in "burnt" and "not"
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform...is surprised?
ben_vulpes: and blowjobs
ben_vulpes: that's what gibson and pynchon and heller are for
ben_vulpes: why do i even read this shit
ben_vulpes: lol bitcoin classic on slack
ben_vulpes: typically, and sort of.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: your choices are to either diddle screen rez or 'zoom' on browser, non?
ben_vulpes: there's something about working nearly alone as a sniper versus together with some people you don't really hate all that much as fuel convoy unit
ben_vulpes: "writing in languages i hate with people i love to be used by hominids i'd not waste a carrot on" or what was it
ben_vulpes: unless you want to make all os widgets take up vastly more space too
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-01-2016#1377122 << miserably impossible with modern browser
ben_vulpes: well asciilifeform-style overdramatized 'p0vertee'
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: bums don't pay?
ben_vulpes: pets consume a fixed fraction of income, may as well minimize integral of fraction over the next decade or so.
ben_vulpes: adapting to poverty was explicit goal of late twenties though.
ben_vulpes: tromping down stairs as i write.
ben_vulpes: other side of the wall, i mean.
ben_vulpes lives in box with other people 2m away, even
ben_vulpes impoverished usian, does not even have workstation
ben_vulpes: heh and grep newlines
ben_vulpes: i guess i can skip the fanthread
ben_vulpes: am i seriously looking at a 1k+ logbacklog?
ben_vulpes: tangled how?
ben_vulpes: but that's just because elisp completely lacks namespacing facilities, phf, there couldn't possibly be any sour-grapes malice at work!
ben_vulpes: at least i can update my blog
ben_vulpes: s/was/is
ben_vulpes: wasn't there some cl-in-elisp thinger?
ben_vulpes: imagine the lifestyle that makes life with flycheck less miserable than life /without/ flycheck
ben_vulpes: lol asciilifeform thinks he labors in little gulag of horrors
ben_vulpes just reread flycheck thread
ben_vulpes not engaging in wannabe red team wankery, this wine is over and am out
ben_vulpes: thirty-second inch veneers
ben_vulpes: and because you can't stairs?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: they now control marijuana in this derpy little province too
ben_vulpes: (hey, it's a bank holiday. half the staph even bothered to show up, and those left as soon as they fixed the fucked up builds they shipped on friday, leaving me and $bzprtnr alone with the tequila and org chart)
ben_vulpes: "oregon liquor control commission"
ben_vulpes: dood you gotta look into the nightmare that is the olcc
ben_vulpes: i suppose /some/ of the bdsm clubs do that, simply to keep the olcc out of their hair
ben_vulpes: and exhibit tits without booze?
ben_vulpes: er license
ben_vulpes: sell alcohol with no booze?
ben_vulpes: gosh mircea_popescu you just don't understand how the world works do you
ben_vulpes: hyuuuuuuuuu
ben_vulpes: wohohoho
ben_vulpes: ahaha
ben_vulpes: even brought me stale pumpkin seeds!
ben_vulpes: starbucks is searching for profit the only way it can be had in america, by going upmarket
ben_vulpes: rebuttle's way mo bettle
ben_vulpes: straight to tip jar
ben_vulpes: "but yeah give me those two bucks"
ben_vulpes: ultimately, "no no, now i want to drink whatever's being sold as pinot gris here"
ben_vulpes: babe at the counter offered to cash the remaining two dollars out, triggering all sorts of my exclamations
ben_vulpes: hey man someone sent me a gift card for some inscrutable reason
ben_vulpes: evening all
ben_vulpes: hohoho i just discovered that starbucks will cash out gift cards
ben_vulpes: wb to the states, mthreat :D
ben_vulpes: guy really insists on his particular brand of suffering
ben_vulpes: because if you put it to writing it is going to read as "programmer"
ben_vulpes: i am asking what precisely that is in your bosses eyes
ben_vulpes: not your real true self
ben_vulpes: what pray tell are you in your bosses eyes
ben_vulpes: dude programmers in america are the most spoiled group in terms of bennies and tolerance of absurd work behavior and yet you insist that you must conf0rm!
ben_vulpes: actually talking to managers
ben_vulpes: not doing dumb shit!
ben_vulpes: i do not understand this hair shirt buying into of corporate culture
ben_vulpes: ascii_butugychag: did not answer the question.
ben_vulpes: if chance, it's a poor gamble. if it's a promise, why can't they buy a box for your haus?
ben_vulpes: is this for the /chance/ to do so or the /promise/ to do so?
ben_vulpes: no but why must you have the computing device with you?
ben_vulpes: and i suppose broomstick.
ben_vulpes: dirigible!
ben_vulpes: ascii_butugychag: this is what you get for trying to do s33r1ous wurk! on a portable
ben_vulpes: department of lolz
ben_vulpes: i'm not arguing that
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