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decimation: mats: my point is why is this left to us? this flaw must be obvious to thousands
BingoBoingo: decimation: Left to us because twatter was built "on rails:
mats: staffers don't believe its a problem.
decimation: which puts them on par with the tor 'admin' who doxxed some guy because he was annoying
BingoBoingo: NO, the dev
BingoBoingo: But for Tor that line is blurry
decimation: she was a dev?
BingoBoingo: Salaried one at that.
decimation: so, usg contractor
BingoBoingo: I'm not going that far, but it could be reasonably read that way.
assbot: Congress Again Buys Abrams Tanks the Army Doesn't Want | Military.com ... ( http://bit.ly/13FZNbN )
decimation: re: earlier discussion of jet fuel << I believe the abrams uses a turbine, which could burn jp-4
decimation: or jp-8 which is the new version
BingoBoingo: !up jborkl
BingoBoingo: ABrams is indeed turbine
BingoBoingo wants to run a limo service after this morning with T-72 and a deck on top
decimation: it can burn whatever hydrocarbon you happen to capture
jborkl: Difficulty down 12%
BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 334911 | Current Difficulty: 3.945767130713873E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 336671 | Next Difficulty In: 1760 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 2 weeks, 0 days, 16 hours, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 34712504492.9 | Estimated Percent Change: -12.02597
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 309.51, Best ask: 310.16, Bid-ask spread: 0.65000, Last trade: 310.26, 24 hour volume: 18278.00528347, 24 hour low: 304.99, 24 hour high: 319.83, 24 hour vwap: 312.492458631
BingoBoingo: ;;tocker
gribble: Error: "tocker" is not a valid command.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.11999899 = 1.2 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: !up crybabi
BingoBoingo: Hello crybabi
danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-12-2014#956930 << is a signature from the current key required to change to a new key? or is this also covered by the "auth"
assbot: Logged on 19-12-2014 03:11:44; asciilifeform: one of the things that always gave me the willies about the classic (nanotube's) wot is that operations are not signed
asciilifeform: danielpbarron: is a signature from the current key required to change to a new key? << that or ragnarok
crybabi: hello BingoBoingo is this support for bitbet?
asciilifeform: 'Turner's office did not respond to several requests for comment on why Congress went against the recommendation of Gen. Ray Odierno, the Army chief of staff, to suspend tank production.' << ahhahahaha lol
BingoBoingo: crybabi: THis is in part
asciilifeform: what kind of 'the holiday' without tanks (in the streets)
PeterL: crybabi: bitbet mods lurk here, go ahead, they should answer
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12167 @ 0.00062458 = 7.5993 BTC [-]
crybabi: BingoBoingo: I made a bet and it got refunded, but I only received 4.95 BTC instead of the 5 BTc I sent
crybabi: it looks like your software is charging the fee on bets that are refunded
PeterL: they keep 1% even on refunds
PeterL: I think it is in the FAQ?
BingoBoingo: crybabi: Not my software, but what was your bet?
danielpbarron: crybabi, http://bitbet.us/faq/#152 Your bet will be refunded, minus BitBet's 1% fee.
assbot: FAQ BitBet ... ( http://bit.ly/13G813D )
BingoBoingo: ;;google I am serious now
gribble: Error: We broke The Google!
BingoBoingo: Oh shit
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assbot: i-am-serious-now-serious-wtf-scary-demotivational-poster-1246912060.jpg Photo by cplpunishment | Photobucket ... ( http://bit.ly/13G8inb )
BingoBoingo: crybabi: If you offer more info maybe BitBet mods may materialize with information on decisions
crybabi: BingoBoingo: I see it now, my bet got confirmed after it was resolved
crybabi: thanks everyone
BingoBoingo: !up crybabi
crybabi: but i won't be using bitbet again, charging a fee when you don't provide a service is no way to run a business
BingoBoingo: Well, crybabi What is your big concern. And what was the bet. That seems quite a bit to bet.
BingoBoingo: maybe they thought you were intending to use Bitbet Mixer?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11400 @ 0.00062458 = 7.1202 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: BitBet mixer is why I thought prop stakes were refunded minus fee
BingoBoingo: But no, cuckoldy Mr. Watch a dick in his wiferson left early
BingoBoingo: !up dub
BingoBoingo: !up tych0
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 2000 @ 0.0012 = 2.4 BTC
Adlai: "the formula with the 2s has the distinct advantage of being true" - http://youtu.be/mbyG85GZ0PI?list=PLD63A284B7615313A
assbot: Lecture 01 - The Learning Problem - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1sFq6EL )
Adlai hasn't enjoyed an online course this much since 18.06
Adlai: although fun could be a symptom of in-one-ear-outtheother syndrome
assbot: Self Employment: Even on a Good Day Things are Hard ... ( http://bit.ly/1xtx4mN )
assbot: NSA operation ORCHESTRA: Annual Status Report - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1zGk6Su )
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1650 @ 0.00121 = 1.9965 BTC [-]
Adlai watches the bots make idiotic decisions, hope they know something we don't!
fluffypony: Adlai: bots know errthing
fluffypony: don't you watch movies?
Adlai makes movies
assbot: Logged on 15-12-2014 23:14:03; adlai: to celebrate mpoe coming back up: https://vid.me/pYV4
Adlai: background music is left as an exercise for the viewer
assbot: BBC News - Adult adoptions: Keeping Japan's family firms alive ... ( http://bit.ly/1AlNFsu )
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 7968 @ 0.0012 = 9.5616 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 59600 @ 0.00064571 = 38.4843 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12900 @ 0.00065511 = 8.4509 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: A Million Metaorder Analysis of Market Impact on the Bitcoin by Jonathan Donier, Julius Friedrich Bonart :: SSRN ... ( http://bit.ly/1zGSOev )
assbot: David Thorne's Newest Collection of Sarcastically Brilliant Emails and Essays - Spaces Quarterly ... ( http://bit.ly/1zGUK71 )
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1152 @ 0.0012 = 1.3824 BTC [-] {4}
BingoBoingo: !up Ralt
scoopbot: New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/come-see-me-dream-math/
assbot: Ashton Kemerling - Generative Integration Tests - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1AOdoI0 )
assbot: NEWS - Well, we were hacked! | Cryptocurrency Business Forum ... ( http://bit.ly/1AOeLX6 )
TomServo: !up Quanttek
TomServo: Can multiple nicks be upped at once?
BingoBoingo: No, so people can do stuff like:
danielpbarron: of course
BingoBoingo: !up Xuthus Good boy
BingoBoingo: Whereas:
BingoBoingo: !up nubbins` Ralt
BingoBoingo: Only voices the first person
TomServo: !up pi07r
TomServo: I just turned joins back on to assist in upping folks. Let me know if it's too much.
davout: oh god, such romanian drama
davout: don't fuck with the guy that has the passwords
BingoBoingo: I'm glad Bitcoin-Central never has such drama.
davout: tbh we had different kinds of drama
davout: :D
BingoBoingo: Well, you can't pick a name and stick with it :p
davout: that is true
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53100 @ 0.0006163 = 32.7255 BTC [-] {5}
kakobrekla: >We apologize for any inconvenience caused in recent days. Unfortunately, our main programmer took control of servers refusing to hand in resignation.
kakobrekla: wait wut
asciilifeform: !s collarspace
assbot: 0 results for 'collarspace' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=collarspace
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11750 @ 0.00060165 = 7.0694 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8582 @ 0.00060165 = 5.1634 BTC [-]
davout: kakobrekla: how did they post it is the question
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 907 @ 0.0012 = 1.0884 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 130000 @ 0.0012 = 156 BTC
punkman: !t h amhash3
assbot: [HAVELOCK:AMHASH3] 1D: 0.00120000 / 0.0012 / 0.00120000 (167376 shares, 200.85120000 BTC), 7D: 0.00120000 / 0.0012 / 0.00120000 (386419 shares, 463.70280000 BTC), 30D: 0.00120000 / 0.0012 / 0.00120000 (806427 shares, 967.71240000 BTC)
punkman: why so stable
punkman: ipo mode?
punkman: yep
kakobrekla: !s Naphex
assbot: 2876 results for 'Naphex' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=Naphex
kakobrekla: still dont get it wtf happened there
kakobrekla: can anyone enlighten me?
assbot: Misfortune Cookie crumbles router security: '12 MILLION+' in hijack risk • The Register ... ( http://bit.ly/1zFgYFa )
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Seems Naphex and HoreaV have a dispute. More details and drama are probably coming out eventually. Since Naphex hasn't defaced the hell of of the site or run away with everything it seems someone probably broke a contract and they are probably going to try suing the hell out of each other.
mats: what a waste of time
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13900 @ 0.00064117 = 8.9123 BTC [+]
jurov: "the admin took control of the server"
BingoBoingo: scoopbot -fetch
BingoBoingo: From the "they have scales" department http://www.cnbc.com/id/102041473
BingoBoingo: "10 reasons Preet Bharara should be the next attorney general"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 886 @ 0.00120722 = 1.0696 BTC [+] {2}
davout: jurov: it's quite strange that they then somehow manage to publish a notice on the server
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20650 @ 0.00064136 = 13.2441 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 209 @ 0.00684 = 1.4296 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38849 @ 0.00064959 = 25.2359 BTC [+] {2}
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: bharara << roland freisler !
ben_vulpes: bahahara
asciilifeform: brahaha!
thestringpuller: berry punny guise
asciilifeform: (see also 'muhaha', 'bwahaha', etc.)
thestringpuller: asciilifeform laughs "muhaha' as he starts up a proto-cardano
thestringpuller: "IT LIVES! IT LIVES!"
Potissimus: hi, <- Naphex. AMA
TomServo: ;;ident Potissimus
gribble: CAUTION: irc nick differs from otc registered nick. Nick 'Potissimus', with hostmask 'Potissimus!uid57177@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-tzdrxcdqcetzydlv', is identified as user 'Naphex', with GPG key id 64CDBADCE1E0BBAF, key fingerprint F3D76A985F5844814A93F46364CDBADCE1E0BBAF, and bitcoin address 12mVDqdWqFY6zrCqNqgHbxhDPB4ZVUuaTu
asciilifeform: Potissimus: didja do it ?
Potissimus: do what?
assbot: btcXchange.ro Dispute Heats Up | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1H4tzDi )
Potissimus: well he never had access to the servers
Potissimus: the servers are locked down, no remote management
Potissimus: you bring em up with KVM Console from the guys from the DC
Potissimus: they contain the authoritive data, why access them
Potissimus: in controlled situations you bring them up, deploy and then take them down
Potissimus: he didn't have the source codes as well
Potissimus: all sources codes were on my own private repository
Potissimus: all the time
Potissimus: and prejudices, there are none. on the bitcoin side
Potissimus: fiat side is his own responsability and he is the only one with access
Potissimus: to the bank accounts and whatever
ben_vulpes: what was the contractual dispute?
Potissimus: huge subect, 3 main parts
Potissimus: but the deal breaker was him starting to threaten me
Potissimus: and not stopping
Potissimus: i just ignored him, and he did all this on his own
ben_vulpes: hang on, back up.
Potissimus: okay so 3 main parts
ben_vulpes: you were in a business relationship - yourself on the btc/dev/ops side, himself on the fiat banking/regulatory side, correct?
ben_vulpes: nm carry on with your parts :)
Potissimus: a) he started running a fractional reserve, i only noticed when i heard there werent sufficient funds to send from the fiat side. to fill the withdrawal queue
Potissimus: it wasn't a problem, but it was a 1 day delay with the funds from bitstamp
Potissimus: but that shouldn't have happen, since the fiat side should've been 100% reserve
ben_vulpes: lol fractional reserve not a problem? hilarious, but go on
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mircea_popescu: o.O check itout, new names ?
ben_vulpes: new drama, even.
mircea_popescu: anyway, re the entire btcexchange thing : i know both the people involved, on the grounds they took a trip to timisoara.
mircea_popescu: for that matter, naphex explained what was going on as was going on, to the usual barrage of "i told you so"
Potissimus: yes :(
Potissimus: very true
mircea_popescu: basically, the horeav dude is a redneck doofus on a power trip, and lying through his teeth.
ben_vulpes: in the log?
Potissimus: with 6 month advance worning from mp
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes in teh private.
Potissimus: warning*
Potissimus: should've left then
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes you should have seen the dude show up for a business meeting, white cotton wife beater & audi.
mircea_popescu: it was like depeche mode came to visit.
ben_vulpes: awww man
ben_vulpes: "yes i'd like a martini please"
ben_vulpes: "how would you like that, sir"
ben_vulpes: "uhhh however"
mircea_popescu: anyway, romania is traditionally cheap, and the dude figures hey, why shouldn't programmer work butt off for 400 euro/month or w/e.
TomServo: Redneck indeed. An audi requires a silk wifebeater, amateurs!
mircea_popescu: because yes, the world really and desperately needs "entrepreneurs" from neanderthal.
mircea_popescu: Potissimus who're you again ?
ben_vulpes: naphex.
mircea_popescu: what happened there ?
ben_vulpes: a rose by any other name?
mircea_popescu: ;;ident Potissimus
gribble: CAUTION: irc nick differs from otc registered nick. Nick 'Potissimus', with hostmask 'Potissimus!uid57177@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-tzdrxcdqcetzydlv', is identified as user 'Naphex', with GPG key id 64CDBADCE1E0BBAF, key fingerprint F3D76A985F5844814A93F46364CDBADCE1E0BBAF, and bitcoin address 12mVDqdWqFY6zrCqNqgHbxhDPB4ZVUuaTu
mircea_popescu: ;;rated naphex
gribble: You rated user naphex on Thu May 15 21:01:35 2014, with a rating of 2, and supplied these additional notes: btcxchange.ro.
mircea_popescu: ;;rated horeav
gribble: You have not yet rated user horeav
mircea_popescu: jurov lol those are a lot like buridan's ass!
mircea_popescu: so anyway, other that europe's other decent exchange imploding, how is everyone ?
Potissimus: i guess :\
ben_vulpes: evaluating odd emails threads i seem to be mistakenly cc'd on: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=Zq1qJJ2w
Potissimus: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=895413.140 the bitcointalk thread, for others interested.
assbot: NOTIFICARE IMPORTANTĂ: vă rugăm să va retrageți toate fondurile din BTCXchange ... ( http://bit.ly/1r8vrsw )
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes lol ?
mircea_popescu: you had an acct ?
thestringpuller: the real question mircea_popescu is how is your vacation?
mircea_popescu: my vacation has developed a number of breasts.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34850 @ 0.00065512 = 22.8309 BTC [+] {3}
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu vacationing in pripyat', or in fukushima ?
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mircea_popescu: (for the romanian ear, fukishima mostly sounds like "fuck you and your mother")
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this one you'll apreciate : a good insult to gift someone is "bezmetic"
mircea_popescu: literally from the slavic queenless
asciilifeform: aha, 'without king in his head'
mircea_popescu: queen yo!
asciilifeform has, at most, a demented old colonel in his head, no royalty
mircea_popescu: me googles devotional sex for alf's rounding.
asciilifeform: devotional sex << inana !?!
asciilifeform: babylon ?
mircea_popescu: !s devotionalsex
assbot: 0 results for 'devotionalsex' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=devotionalsex
mircea_popescu: psssshhh
asciilifeform: y'know, on the altar, on the pyramid
asciilifeform: where else.
rithm: back seat of a 74 vw beetle?
thestringpuller: asciilifeform do you mind if I call you alfie?
thestringpuller: (i kid ofc)
mircea_popescu: alrightywell, merry xmas everyone!
BingoBoingo: Merry titsmas mircea_popescu
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 500 @ 0.00684 = 3.42 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3400 @ 0.00121483 = 4.1304 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 874 @ 0.0012 = 1.0488 BTC
thestringpuller: ;;google mpoe-pr so you want to start a bitcoin business
gribble: Error: We broke The Google!
thestringpuller: nanotube: what's going on with gribble's google query?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8100 @ 0.00064522 = 5.2263 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: btw ddos is gone (temporarily?)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1000 @ 0.0012 = 1.2 BTC
rithm: it's been borked for a few days, anything google related
rithm: ;;ud and ;;lmgtfy
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lmgtfy | lmgtfy = (abbreviation) let me google that for you www.lmgtfy.com lets you google for someone else. So for example, instead of answering a question...
rithm: well nm i'm a moron
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell peterl please to add contravex to the blogroll :)
gribble: The operation succeeded.
pete_dushenski: it's been too long b-a...
pete_dushenski: yes, i'm alive and still doing my own scoopbotting
cazalla: pete_dushenski, can't believe you fell for au cinema scam lol
pete_dushenski: well it's not my fault the weather has been shite and pushed me indoors
jurov: ;;seen scoopbot
gribble: scoopbot was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 hours, 56 minutes, and 6 seconds ago: <scoopbot> New post on Qntra.net by Bingo Boingo: http://qntra.net/2014/12/former-moneygram-executive-sued-by-us-government/
thestringpuller: pete_dushenski is too busy being a pimp
pete_dushenski: it's not as big of a time commitment as you'd imagine
cazalla: tbh, i assumed it was the same elsewhere, real shame what they've done to cinema here
pete_dushenski: it's worse here
pete_dushenski: i knew cars were 50% more expensive, food too, shouldn't be surprising that movies are as well
pete_dushenski: but the ads...
pete_dushenski: those are on another level
cazalla: ya, last time i went, i was ready to start smashing things
pete_dushenski: i was shocked with the number of *local* ads
pete_dushenski: you expect the pepsi, bmw, etc.
pete_dushenski: but the local pie shop?
ben_vulpes: a pete!
Potissimus: laters o/
pete_dushenski: how goes the wedgies and foundationing ben_vulpes ?
pete_dushenski: alright, self-scoopage time:
assbot: Bitcoin: L’Économie de la Débrouillardise International, aka “Système DI” | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1zdwOZW )
assbot: Signs of Sydney | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1zdwRox )
assbot: Stalking Black Swans In Canberra: The City Of Plans | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1zdwQkj )
assbot: When Your Kids Ask You What A Computer Is, Take Them To Melbourne. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1zdwSsw )
assbot: A swimming pool of idle tears won’t spare the affirmative action fallguy. She’s still the canary. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1zdwSJd )
assbot: Smoking causes cancer, and other humourously enraging consequences of regulatory capture | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1zdwUk6 )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18000 @ 0.00063554 = 11.4397 BTC [-] {3}
thestringpuller: pete_dushenski wrote us a novel
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5333 @ 0.00060165 = 3.2086 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15787 @ 0.00059229 = 9.3505 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 2558 @ 0.0012 = 3.0696 BTC
thestringpuller: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2pt4kl/reddit_announces_reddit_notes_aka_reddit_bitcoin/ << this is by far the most redditarded thing reddit has come up with by far
thestringpuller: reddit has officially gone full retard
jurov: http://imgur.com/cvlRAJC << i have looked for /r/dogecoin reaction, found this
jurov: and buttcoiners are grabbing popcorn
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 869 @ 0.0012 = 1.0428 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1187 @ 0.0012 = 1.4244 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1000 @ 0.0012 = 1.2 BTC
assbot: Charlie Shrem On His Two Year Prison Sentence: "Justice Has Been Served" | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/13KqY5b )
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 3751 @ 0.0012 = 4.5012 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24649 @ 0.00066493 = 16.3899 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7225 @ 0.00066832 = 4.8286 BTC [+]
assbot: Bloody Hell: Argentina's Import Restrictions Cause Tampon Shortage | The Bubble | News from Argentina ... ( http://bit.ly/1sHBZd9 )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41134 @ 0.00062009 = 25.5068 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: cazalla: you around?
cazalla: yup
danielpbarron: !up agorecki
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1121 @ 0.0012 = 1.3452 BTC
agorecki: I'm surprised that so many people choose to have channel joins / parts displayed. I have to leave them off because there are too many in high population channels
agorecki: Hmm. My IRC client actually does support turning that on and off on a per channel basis. I guess I'll make use of that feature then :|
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6500 @ 0.00059793 = 3.8865 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 305 @ 0.00684 = 2.0862 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: as in is that the real ryanxcharles?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27030 @ 0.0005876 = 15.8828 BTC [-]
ben_vulpes: who could ever know
cazalla: scoopbot, -fetch
cazalla: or was it fetch?
thestringpuller: scoopbot -fetch
thestringpuller: good boy
cazalla: what would i do without you thestringpuller
danielpbarron: http://gogetfunding.com/project/qt-family-needs-your-help "I should be able to get together just enough money for February rent. However without phone we don't have any access to internet ... Internet/phone is also our lifeline to our friends and loved ones outside of our house. Being who we are, autistic with social anxiety"
assbot: QT Family needs your help ... ( http://bit.ly/1CflGtH )
danielpbarron: no pretense to even make some token thing; just "fund our internet bill because autism"
thestringpuller: the jurassic park version of socialism
thestringpuller: "socialism. socialism will find a way"
cazalla: danielpbarron, wow, they have kids too
TomServo: !up drian
TomServo: poor kids
decimation: !up Adlai
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15743 @ 0.00059996 = 9.4452 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 895 @ 0.0012 = 1.074 BTC
ben_vulpes: poor everyone involved.
kakobrekla: Charlie Shrem ‏@CharlieShrem 4h4 hours ago
kakobrekla: On a good note, Judge Rakoff called me a brilliant visionary and that he admires my brainpower. #bitcoin
asciilifeform: 'I've been sentenced to 2 years, to self surrender in 90 days. Considering I was facing 30 years, justice has been served.' << lol!!! >> 'i've been sentenced to the guillotine, to self-surrender in 90 days. considering that i was facing boiling in oil, justice has been served.'
decimation: asciilifeform: his only alternative is axe-time, sword-time
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53695 @ 0.00059981 = 32.2068 BTC [-] {2}
decimation: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/james-stewart-devoted-his-life-to-math-and-music/article22168574/ << man writes calculus textbook, government mandates sales, man builds $32 mil. house, dies.
assbot: James Stewart devoted his life to math and music - The Globe and Mail ... ( http://bit.ly/1x6ii60 )
ben_vulpes: for the record
decimation: http://www.fbi.gov/news/pressrel/press-releases/update-on-sony-investigation << there is an air of desperation here: "Sony reported this incident within hours, which is what the FBI hopes all companies will do when facing a cyber attack. Sony’s quick reporting facilitated the investigators’ ability to do their jobs, and ultimately to identify the source of these attacks."
ben_vulpes: heroku databases are pretty dang performant, even if they are heavily constrained on the number of rows users are allowed.
decimation: is that an unsql database?
ben_vulpes: i refer specifically to their hosted postgres databases.
decimation: ah. postgres is useful.
ben_vulpes: postgres being a pretty awesome sql db.
ben_vulpes: i just cut a client over to aws from heroku and while everything went darn swimmingly, amazon's performance throttling of dbs is pretty painful.
ben_vulpes: i'm on like day three of unbillable "get client back to known good cluster state" work.
ben_vulpes: damn nightly jobs.
decimation: I hope you are billing mightily
ben_vulpes: unbillable.
ben_vulpes: once i untangle the thing, billing will commence again.
decimation: that sounds like a lovely friday evening :(
decimation: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/19/us/politics/as-2016-nears-hillary-rodham-clinton-keeps-eye-on-mistakes-of-2008-campaign.html << "a Politico reporter, Mike Allen, lobbed a couple of unexpected questions at Mr. Clinton after he delivered prepared remarks at the “Playbook Cocktails with Bill Clinton” event. Mr. Clinton made news by questioning whether Mr. Obama’s delay on an immigration overhaul affected the weak turnout of
assbot: Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1x6jtCp )
decimation: Latinos in the midterm elections. Mr. Clinton’s team appeared livid with the organizers about the unanticipated questions.
decimation: "I had misunderstood the parameters, and I’m very sorry about that,” Mr. Allen said. A spokesman for Mr. Clinton declined to comment."
decimation: It's good that reporters apologize for asking questions, makes the situation clear for the little people
decimation: !up Vexual
decimation: Vexual: can you explain to Pete why Canberra is expensive and depressing?
Vexual: too many bureaucrats
decimation: yeah sounds legit
decimation: at least your federal district isn't a crime-ridden hellhole like Washington, DC
Vexual: I thought aboma rushed the immigration stuff, not delayed it
decimation: he delayed till after the election, on the assumption that it would piss off the opposition more than it did
decimation: in retrospect he had no chance anyway
decimation: http://www.nextgov.com/cybersecurity/2014/12/opm-alerts-feds-second-background-check-breach/101622/ << "The Office of Personnel Management is alerting more than 48,000 federal employees their personal information may have been exposed following a breach at KeyPoint Government Solutions, which conducts background investigations of federal employees seeking security clearances."
assbot: 48,000 Federal Employees Potentially Affected by Second Background Check Hack - Nextgov.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1w7EAxf )
decimation: http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2014/12/19/doj-employers-cant-discriminate-against-transgendered/ << "On Thursday, US Attorney General Eric Holder announced a new interpretation of the Civil Rights Act meant to prevent employers from discriminating against people who claim the status of a transgendered person."
assbot: DOJ: Employers Can't Discriminate Against the Transgendered ... ( http://bit.ly/1w7ECFi )
ben_vulpes: i fail to see the import of this.
decimation: I thought the two articles were a good juxtaposition
ben_vulpes: raaarh except for the hideous autoplaying video
ben_vulpes: i can't help reading this as anything but a play to increase the "funnel" of "civil rights" cases that justify the expansion of "rights" perpetually.
decimation: usg simultaneously: 1) is unable to responsibly handle even minimal tasks like "keep employee details confidential" while 2.) demands others follow its crazy interpretations of its crazy laws
ben_vulpes: oh but decimation that's an incompetent /private sector/ actor.
ben_vulpes: this just goes to show that we really need to regulate the people with databases so that they don't leak things.
decimation: ah, of course. there's no way usg is liable for the actions of someone they hired
ben_vulpes: goodness no!
ben_vulpes: nor are government contractors notoriously incompetent.
ben_vulpes: all of the hotshot engineers want to work at northrup grumman! they make things so quickly, and their things are always /so good/.
decimation: but certainly, *everyone* is liable for maintaining the delicate sensibilities of the transgendered
decimation: ben_vulpes: working for usg as a contractor is a soul sucking experience
decimation: even if it pays well
Vexual: dudes with face tatoos prolly need more help than dudes with silicone tits
undata: excuse me, don't you mean the "differently marked"?
Vexual: yeah
decimation: 'bama is gonna throw you ingrates in jail
decimation: mocking our transgendered forefathers, etc
ben_vulpes: they didn't have the /freedom/ to be transgendered.
ben_vulpes: oppressed as they were by the patriarchy/british/french/native american tribal leadership
Vexual: would you have a ladyboi do your sql?
undata: who cares?
decimation: actually that reminds me of another link (this one is smarter): http://www.isegoria.net/2014/12/bungling-the-conclusions-to-wars/ << " In Afghanistan and Iraq, the George W. Bush administration failed to adequately prepare for what the military calls “Phase IV,” the period after immediate victory — an oversight that allowed law and order to break down in both countries and insurgencies to metastasize. Yet Obama, despite his
assbot: Bungling the Conclusions to Wars « Isegoria ... ( http://bit.ly/1x6l4bk )
decimation: criticism of Bush’s conduct of the Iraq war, repeated the same mistake in Libya"
ben_vulpes: i'd have a bro in a meshback trucker cap do my sql if they came in at a good rate and didn't need hand holding
decimation: I would humbly suggest that maybe usg "failed to prepare" because they assumed that once they set the transgendered free from their oppression a new golden age would dawn
undata: one can't assign one narrative to a pile as big as the USG
undata: decimation: that only works if you accept the freedom-spreading justification
undata: they failed to prepare because stability was never the aim
decimation: undata: I guess. I recall that was the propaganda they were pimping at the time
undata: oh sure
undata: as for trannies, I'm fine with 'em
undata: to chance being labeled as an MRA, I don't think the progressive demonization of heterosexual maleness is at all healthy
undata: but were there not a govt handing out welfare to every newly formed oppressed minority it wouldn't be an issue
ben_vulpes: nah undata it's great
decimation: undata: agreed. In the same way, I wouldn't have a problem with free immigration, if it didn't come with infinite benefits as a newly oppressed minority
ben_vulpes: just makes hairly manly men that much more of a scarce commodity
ben_vulpes: hairy*
undata: ben_vulpes: haha, 'tis true
assbot: Logged on 18-11-2014 11:34:27; mircea_popescu: decimation: "The Brazilification of society can be a samba carnival assuming you approach it the right way, and most importantly, get to live on the pleasant side of the barbed wire fence." <<< this has been exactly my experience to date.
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decimation: !up Vexual
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31563 @ 0.00058727 = 18.536 BTC [-] {2}
decimation: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 320.82, Best ask: 321.68, Bid-ask spread: 0.86000, Last trade: 320.64, 24 hour volume: 17313.80123791, 24 hour low: 307.11, 24 hour high: 321.91, 24 hour vwap: 314.269428534
Vexual: ;;tslb
gribble: Error: Problem retrieving latest block data.
assbot: 1,000 paratroopers to deploy to Iraq ... ( http://bit.ly/1HdgJCC )
Vexual: gribbles mining gaw too?
decimation: mats: I guess this is more non-boots-on-the-ground intervention?
mats: ofc
Vexual: theres a jump that would tighten the old rectal sphinkter
undata: good game, Osama.
undata: he couldn't have been more successful
mats: iraqi .mil won't fight in pitched battles, so send in the 82nd!
mats: never mind the iraqis know something we don't, but hey lets get some combat infantry badges.
undata: nine month deployment my ass.
decimation: yeah that's a tough assignment
decimation: isis has shown absolutely no compunction with going full "apocalypse now"
undata: meanwhile legal weed isn't nearly as good as soma
undata: when do we get the good stuff?
undata wants to go to the feelies
decimation: plus because of the idiotic 'de-baathification' policy of usg, the most competent part of the iraqi army has already joined isis
Vexual: mats, you you think they might be the first to see the new seth rogan flick?
mats: if you gotta send something, you could do worse than the 82nd
mats: that movie's not being released bc it sucks
Vexual: lol
decimation: hopefully valerie jarrett has the balls to support them with air cover & artillery
mats: sure wish somebody took isis seriously
assbot: It's not just the savagery of Isis that is shocking – its weaponry is too - Comment - Voices - The Independent ... ( http://bit.ly/1HdiJLc )
mats: should be 300,000 instead of 1,000 but who wants to risk losing again?
decimation: well, to be straight, usg needs to go back to the WWII defeated Germany/Japan playbook
asciilifeform: lose 300k, 1k at a time. works great.
decimation: rule the whole country directly under martial law until shit stabilizes in a few hundred years
decimation: if usg doesn't have the will to do that, they have no business there
assbot: Possible upcoming attempts to disable the Tor network | The Tor Blog ... ( http://bit.ly/1HdlQ5Q )
punkman: !up Vexual
Vexual: i sthere a plan?
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decimation: punkman: re: tor blog & comments < such expert
punkman: "To be sure to keep our source safe, we're not providing more details quite yet. But actually, we don't know many more details than the ones we posted."
Vexual: i had a tranny work my drft car. promptly borked it and she got cross
punkman: "Our previous plan had been to sit tight and hope nothing happens. Then we realized that was a silly plan when we could do this one instead."
punkman: decimation: indeed
asciilifeform: tor << snake will begin to swallow its tail, at last ?
decimation: I'm waiting for my tranny to fail in my honda
Vexual: lol
decimation: asciilifeform: I doubt there will be a 'day of reckoning' w.r.t. tor. it will just turn off and the derps will move on
asciilifeform: decimation: there's a saying, 'свято место пусто не бывает' - 'the holy place is never long empty'
decimation: 'holy place' being the cemetery?
asciilifeform: there'll be a new! improved! honeypot (almost certainly consisting of a tor 'altcoin' - original with a few knobs turned)
punkman: I think the big scam is making all the derps believe they can have anonymity with low-latency tor
asciilifeform: punkman: tor is a multi-layered scam
decimation: low-latency? I've never used tor but I doubt its latency is low
decimation: nor could it possibly ever be
punkman: well Vexual and other folks can chat on IRC, so I'd say low latency
asciilifeform: decimation: he means, i think, generic tcp stream (vs. store-and-forward, which is more or less the only way to even begin resisting elementary traffic analysis)
decimation: yeah, tcp is pretty much the most retarded protocol you could pick to try to make 'anonymous'
decimation: but, the 'people' want 'anonymous web browsing', so they get it
Vexual: apprently your not supposed to drive it home with a busted intercooler
decimation: nah that's a good way to ruin a tranny
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punkman: asciilifeform: punkman: tor is a multi-layered scam << says so on the tin, it's an onion :P
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