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DreadKnight: guess not many banks and ATM's in that country
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benkay: logistics nightmare
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DreadKnight: probably fun to make it rain since they're not worth much; kinda like it happens in #dogecoin channel
mircea_popescu: &uact=3&dur=860&page=12&start=174&ndsp=15
gribble: Error: "uact=3&dur=860&page=12&start=174&ndsp=15" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: i would guess it's an allegory of the investors ?
dub: I think one will find one has to already have googled for a lot of bent over skank
dub: did andreas have something to do with neobee?
mircea_popescu: dub yes, he pumped it.
mircea_popescu: which is how a lot of derps ended up burned.
dub: tbh I dont know what neobee was, it was all over before I bothered to look
benkay: felt like it was going on forever
dub: gave all the ipo money to scammers for safekeeping seemed to be the gist
mircea_popescu: the pump was never ceasing, at the time
mircea_popescu: a lot like ethereum, actually.
mircea_popescu: all the self=appointed "community" derps putting on their best airs of "professionalism" and "real world bla bla"
assbot: These fucktards have to be immortalised, they’re worse than Dr. Foreskin even pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
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mircea_popescu: and other things
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.1749799 = 0.5249 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.17498247 = 1.3999 BTC [+] {2}
dub: why comics?
benkay: ;;isitdown mediacru.sh
gribble: mediacru.sh is up
dub: I guess the comics you mention are primarily for aspies and shutins
dub: which is your market
dub: I'd posit wol is even too dull for that set
dub: you need to go after actual autists and serial killers
benkay: I wonder where BingoBoingo fits into this
dub: not sure there exists enough ritalin to hold your average comic consumbers attention throughout a wol round
BingoBoingo: dub: minigames are a thing
dub: maybe the barrier is the whole cryptocurrency thing
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dub: I know a couple of people who read all of the sites you mentioned, highly intelligent absolutely bone idle, really interested in bitcoin until the conversation is over
mircea_popescu: dub> I guess the comics you mention are primarily for aspies and shutins << wol right ?
dub: keep reading
xmj: aspie commics?
xmj: where?
benkay: DreadKnight: captcha is broken on ancientbeast
mircea_popescu: http://www.usdebtclock.org/ >>> omg look at the source for that page
assbot: U.S. National Debt Clock : Real Time
mircea_popescu: who the fuck comes up with all this inanity
xmj: dub: ^^
assbot: Advertising sucks, an illustrated narrative pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
benkay: asp?
mircea_popescu: dub no i meant it ironically. "it's for wot, right ?"
mircea_popescu: bah. wol*
mircea_popescu: of fucking course comic fiends are a good fit.
xmj: dub: tyvm
cazalla: sif not use 1 weird tip for advertising
dub: outside of the therapist chair, this demographic never sits still long enough to obtain bitcoin
xmj: ugh
xmj: gotta hate those
dub: perhaps besides dedicated criminals like Ukyo or usagi
mircea_popescu: at least they got govt checks coming in.
benkay: need to be advertising on last psychiatrist
mircea_popescu: unlike the rest of the reddit population
benkay: maybe for a different thing, though.
mircea_popescu: cazalla hm ?
xmj: benkay: what about good looking loser and delicious tacos
benkay: chateau heartiste maybe
benkay: nobody'll run ads on that guy's site.
cazalla: mircea_popescu, you've never seen the 1 weird tip adverts?
mircea_popescu: i would if he came here.
mircea_popescu: cazalla nope. i live an ad free existence
mircea_popescu: add free, too.
cazalla: likewise but it was one of the most popular campaigns used to slang acai berries
mircea_popescu: so how does it work ?
assbot: 1 weird tip - Google-Suche
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cazalla: works great for weight loss, weight gain
bitcoinpete: looks like i missed RebeccaBitcoin...
mircea_popescu: that thing's so idiotic omfg.
bitcoinpete: glad to see she dropped by
cazalla: i don't think anything would work well, at least that i can think of, for bitcoin ventures
mircea_popescu: right in there with the "find out this <pleb group> secret that makes <elite group> angry" and "it's not a joke you've really won"
mircea_popescu: the govt should be using taxpayer funds to lure idiots with this type of ads and then rape and kill them.
mircea_popescu: i'd pay taxes for that.
bitcoinpete: ;;later tell RebeccaBitcoin what can i say? it's hard to hide this much tenting. hope to catch you next time :)
cazalla: why not use facebook and narrow down to a demographic that likes bitcoin, neobee, andreas etc
gribble: The operation succeeded.
dub: you want to market WoL to people whose hobby is wearing other peoples skin
cazalla: 1 weird tip that doubled my bitcoin
mircea_popescu: The accumulated number of “impressions” — the number of times it has flashed by someone on the Internet over the past 18 months— runs into “the tens of billions,” estimates Steve Wernikoff, a government lawyer who has tracked it. “It’s just a tremendous amount.” << i dunno about "tens of billions". i got millions in mere days.
bitcoinpete: dub lmao
mircea_popescu: moar like hundreds of trillions amirite.
mircea_popescu: cazalla i have yet to hear of a facebook campaign that made money.
mircea_popescu: outside of spambots, which meh.
cazalla: i know someone but it involved him creating fake ad agencies in order to do it all on credit and then left facebook hanging
cazalla: it all caught up with him a few months ago though
benkay: they went after him?
benkay: must be getting desperate for revenooooz
bitcoinpete: benkay: i'd like to see this diagram someday… y'know your blog would've been a good place for such a thing
cazalla: benkay, yep
benkay: bitcoinpete: which diagram?
benkay: oh oh natphil
assbot: ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ wannabe ‘duped Facebook into ad scheme’ | New York Post
bitcoinpete: benkay but then you had to go and fucking kill it. shit costs you pennies!
benkay: bitcoinpete: it costs me far more then pennies of time.
bitcoinpete: benkay: yup. dat natural, foresty philosophy
bitcoinpete: but you're alreayd making the shit
benkay: bitcoinpete: it'll be back eventually. in the middle of some hectic shit though.
bitcoinpete: already*
bitcoinpete: in this case at least
benkay: yeah yeah.
benkay: only thing worse than a blog nobody reads is taking such down and having people pester you about it.
bitcoinpete: welcome to the 7th layer of hell
bitcoinpete: nao make sure to include dante in your kiddie diagram
benkay: having been through the whole m.e. curriculum helps with designing word problems
mircea_popescu: <benkay> only thing worse than a blog nobody reads is taking such down and having people pester you about it. << apparently someone read it.
benkay: mircea_popescu: that'd be the subtext, yeah
benkay: being wrong about things
bitcoinpete: right, these blogs are catering to the 1%, neh?
bitcoinpete: 10 hits is something
benkay: i think people actually sent me bitcoin to my bitbet referral addr too, bitcoin
benkay: i think people actually sent me bitcoin to my bitbet referral addr too, bitcoinpete
benkay: man you ppl gotta stop it with bitcointhis and bitcointhat
mircea_popescu: <bitcoinpete> 10 hits is something << ironically, if my wol comic ad campaign hit on one me that then plonked a large bitcoin stash down it'd have been worth it.
cazalla: i don't trust people who use bitcointhis, bitcointhat for names, bitcoinpete withstanding
mircea_popescu: yeah benkay has a point. can you be omething else other than bitcoinpete, bitcoinpete ? you're driving others into sin, like rebecca the jewish irish
bitcoinpete: she should be bitcoinbecky anyways
bitcoinpete: k fine fuck
dub: if he doesnt use it somone else will
mircea_popescu: why not just be petedushe ?
bitcoinpete: drop teh e
bitcoinpete: perhaps
mircea_popescu: much better brand than any derivative of a trademark you don't own/
bitcoinpete: or just pdush
bitcoinpete: pdoosh ?
mircea_popescu is a staunch believer in the firstname
benkay: pdouche
mircea_popescu: _lastname school of personal branding.
bitcoinpete: but since when is driving others into sin so… bad?
bitcoinpete: peter_dushenski…
bitcoinpete: but then i need a new blog name
cazalla: !up vancleef
mircea_popescu: better soon than late.
bitcoinpete: which seems like a shame.
VanCleef: hey guys
VanCleef: thanks for the up
VanCleef: quick question
bitcoinpete: heya VanCleef
VanCleef: you know how people post up their company on the securities section of bitcointalk. When writing one of these IPO's is there a format you should follow?
dub: lol
mircea_popescu: "I know, I know, I don't have any real power, but maybe someday a man will give me some."
mircea_popescu: fucking hell tlp... HOW ?
mircea_popescu: there's this romanian joke about the man who begged god for to win at the lottery
Duffer1: imlegit send me m0nie plx kthnx
mircea_popescu: every day morning noo and night he begged
VanCleef: could anyone direct me to the right direction?
mircea_popescu: thirty years down the road, a booming voice is heard
mircea_popescu: WOULD YOU BUY A FUCKING TICKET
mircea_popescu: VanCleef btctalk is kinda looked down upon as a shitty venue
VanCleef: yeh that's true
VanCleef: but cyptostocks and havelock are no better
mircea_popescu: besides which, nobody here has any experience doing what you're asking for, excep perhaps for mpoe-pr and tat, and neither of them take the forum seriously enough to consider
benkay: what are you listing, VanCleef ?
benkay: "listing"
VanCleef: ahh ok i guess i'll just look around at how other people have done it and sort of based it on that
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mircea_popescu: you can start with s.limbs
mircea_popescu: perhaps for the obvious reason : that comic fandoms are the right venue ?
dub: math and loli
DreadKnight: mircea_popescu, since you mentioned s.limbs, where do I see info about it? http://mpex.ws/?mpsic=S.LIMBS does nothing;
assbot: MPEx, the Bitcoin securities exchange.
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: seeing how there’s eleven million Bitcoins and seven billion people << 13 mn btc. get with teh times
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: and seriously, on a scale of 1-10, how fucking necessary is this name change thing? cuz it sorta unwinds 6 months of input, which, granted could be worse. but before i take this shit to heart and come up with something new…
benkay: bitcoinpete: what, you ask all the people who've rated you to rate your new id, and rate the new id from the old id with a 10 or something, call it a day
benkay: you effectively have a trust chain stretching back to your first rating, even though the nick's different and may have different ratings.
benkay: but bitcoin* is kinda short on the creativity
bitcoinpete: benkay: fair enough. and i've been considering it privately… just haven't come up with a better url as much as anything
benkay: ask TheNewDeal how painful it was - i recall it being more or less settled within a week
dub: on a scale of 1 to fuck off 1'd say fuck off
DreadKnight: baconpete
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benkay: !b 1
VanCleef: thanks guys :)
bitcoinpete: DreadKnight: not bad at all. though to make it more canadian: maplebaconpete
assbot: #bitcoin-assets bash
dub: moosecockpete
benkay: that's not bad
bitcoinpete: dub: now there's a point
bitcoinpete: those broads at the stampede weren't an accident ;)
DreadKnight: bitcoinpete, I got experience with naming stuff; wouldn't mind being your godfather as well
bitcoinpete: DreadKnight: my godfather… ?
DreadKnight: some of the godfathers around add a name to the newborn as well, bitcoinpete
mircea_popescu: DreadKnight try the search.
bitcoinpete: hao about… petelosophy
DreadKnight: !s s.limbo
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete not something new per se. most alternatives'd be worse.
DreadKnight: !s s.limbs
mircea_popescu: think of it like having a really shitty name, like say your mom named you todd gack or something
DreadKnight: or dick
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: could do "philosophe" too, which i like, but only .co
mircea_popescu: philosopheco ?
benkay: pihosope.te
DreadKnight: bitcoinpete, are you looking for domain name too?
mircea_popescu: you're not groking this. there's nothing specifically about you that's bitcoin. nor "philosophe"
mircea_popescu: branding is not self description, you're not looking for larger things to latch on to
mircea_popescu: you're looking for smaller things to dominate.
cazalla: bitcoinpete, how about zerocool
bitcoinpete: hm like canada? edmonton? the north saskatchewan river?
bitcoinpete: my cat benny? lol
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: i see what you're saying tho
DreadKnight: I thought he meant more like zerocoolnessIcantfindnickname
mircea_popescu: About Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete, And a harlot named Eskimo Nell.
bitcoinpete: gonna sleep on …. shit i dominate
bitcoinpete: arcticpete...
DreadKnight: centipete
bitcoinpete: millipete
DreadKnight: yeah, milli
mircea_popescu: <bitcoinpete> gonna sleep on …. shit i dominate << it's how dogs do it.
cazalla: i would stick with bitcoinpete because i'm not teenager who gives into peer pressure from a bunch of nerds on irc but that's me
mircea_popescu: anyway, that's why your own name's so good (in my view) : cuz who the fuck else's gonna steal it from you.
mircea_popescu: as cazalla points out, there's other schools of thought on the subject.
DreadKnight: bitcoinpete, what cazalla did is still peer pressure and reverse psychology ;)
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: totally agree. still need an url
mircea_popescu: then again, im not a guy married to a woman that does black cox on the side
cazalla: kid is white and pale so try again
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: she needs smaller coz nao?
cazalla: blue eyes to boot, fuhrer would be proud of this one
mircea_popescu: cazalla you're talking pre-vaginal-humongofication.
cazalla: funny you mention vagina sizing though, ex gf had huge vagina, missus has tiny
cazalla: we're talking fist to single digit
mircea_popescu: it's the true female mystery.
mircea_popescu: you never can fucking guess what awaits between the girls' legs.
DreadKnight: chances of random event will increase with time
mircea_popescu: had sex with a 60lb 5 foot and a shade chick with a gaping suction vacum that'd have accomodated my fist. next to her, well womanly woman, can barely fit the cock. there's no rhyme to vagina size i tell you.
cazalla: ex also had this huge clit which was interesting
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2012/eskimo-nell/ << shit im proud of that translation. romanian reads better than the fucking original.
assbot: Eskimo Nell pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
cazalla: what's the chopper comments about
assbot: Chopper (2000) - IMDb
cazalla: of course i know who chopper is
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: pletzalcoatl: "I’m going back to the frozen north, where the pricks are hard and strong" << we'll take her :D
cazalla: my cousin knew him, they're both dead, go figure
mircea_popescu: must be the water.
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete you already got a whole harem up there.
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: and what of it. so do you… down… there
cazalla: old pics though, it would get much bigger than that
dub: nothing to do with being bred from the same set of limey criminals
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mircea_popescu: i like this internet where everyone's everything's available for easy reference.
mircea_popescu: cazalla that's not notably large matey. some chicks got em big enough to fuck you with. http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-08-18/1282157089978.jpg
cazalla: chyna clit eh
mircea_popescu: i have nfi.
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
assbot: France’s fait maison law: No one can agree on what “homemade” means.
DreadKnight: couldn't find info on s.limbs oh well
mircea_popescu: DreadKnight it's a joke.
mircea_popescu: an insider joke.
DreadKnight: mircea_popescu, was considering it might be the case
mircea_popescu: cazalla looks familiar.
benkay: !s limbs
cazalla: doubt it, never uploaded them online, unless she did which is doubtful
cazalla: another no face bitch
mircea_popescu: cazalla nah just, they're the most common looking tits ever.
DreadKnight: a bit shaggy, a bit non symmetrical
assbot: Sa ne jucam de-a investitiile-n bitcoini. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
cazalla: she had a baby so i imagine they look different now
cazalla: i'm sure the baby slipped out with ease too
cazalla: anyway, i speak of her because she emailed me earlier asking how i am, probably wants the dick
DreadKnight: cazalla, she had your baby because you thought you would die pretty soon, right?
cazalla: DreadKnight, no, this is a different woman
DreadKnight: ok, making sure
cazalla: DreadKnight, that wasn't the sole reason though
DreadKnight: cazalla, too much money and afraid it would go to the government on your demise?
DreadKnight: buy gold and bury it somewhere, treasure map it as a nice game
cazalla: DreadKnight, not really, missus wanted one for a while but i resisted, figured if i'm gonna die, may as well
xmj: fluffypony: help
DreadKnight: cazalla, well, she sounded pretty nice from your description
assbot: Quote by Jim Rohn: You are the average of the five people you spen...
cazalla: DreadKnight, now she wants another one but i'm scared to roll the dice again and end up with a daughter
fluffypony: xmj: just woke up, reading noa
bitcoinpete: alright. off to dream of domain names. adios!
xmj: fluffypony: i'm currently trying to figure out if there's any social science to back up that claim. I already have enough anecdotal evidence from my life
cazalla: DreadKnight, she is the most polite and lovely woman i've ever met, just means the sex is lousy
xmj: ...to justify said claim
DreadKnight: cazalla, there's some science in influencing the sex
xmj: fluffypony: do you know if there's any social science (sociology etc) to support it?
cazalla: DreadKnight, i don't want sex with her so who cares
DreadKnight: cazalla, meant sex of the kid, gender
fluffypony: xmj: not offhand
xmj: fluffypony: if you do see something, or even better, remember
xmj: think of me and drop me a line in PM or so
cazalla: DreadKnight, so did i, takes sex to make a baby, not sure if you knew that
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DreadKnight: cazalla, what she eats during early pregnancy, temperature... possibly very influential factors for the gender of the child; there are online articles about it and research done
cazalla: wouldn't that be for me?
BingoBoingo: !up copumpkin
DreadKnight: cazalla, so you would take less chances with that dice hopefully
DreadKnight: cazalla, you don't gestate the baby, you just share seed with her
cazalla: DreadKnight, she doesn't decide the sex
DreadKnight: cazalla, I got that you want a boy, you do her to get specific habits to increase chances of having a boy
cazalla: DreadKnight, at this rate, i doubt it'll ever happen again
DreadKnight: you get her to do specific stuff* like eating certain food
DreadKnight: alright
cazalla: eating certain foods, fuck during eclipse, sounds like bunk to me
DreadKnight: 1 is plenty, and it's the Illuminati way
DreadKnight: cazalla, it's like saying that smoking during pregnancy is also bunk
benkay: kids work better with siblings
DreadKnight: I'm a single kid and I did just fine *flickers an eye*
cazalla: benkay, yeah it's a concern plus there are no kids playing on the streets these days
DreadKnight: there was a time kids would come together to connect nintendo's together using a wire to play pokemon
DreadKnight: until I make my game project awesome and get people to play together, it's all downhill
DreadKnight: there are no good hotseat games out there nowadays ffs
cazalla: wife's bff is talking adopting since we had our baby but i don't want my son playing with some niglet from africa
benkay: quick impregnate her
cazalla: the friend?
cazalla: she lived with us for a bit but didn't happen
DreadKnight: cazalla, I know a blonde who has a girl with a guy from Nigeria and it seems very possessed to me or something, scared the crap out of me; she turned out black
DreadKnight: true story, it was like she was on crack
cazalla: that's pretty racist of you DreadKnight
DreadKnight: I'm not racist
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DreadKnight: lol, who's talking
DreadKnight: anyway, maybe your friend staying at your place didn't really mean the adoption thing, might have been an invitation, cazalla
DreadKnight: so benkay might be on to something
cazalla: not worth the drama DreadKnight
DreadKnight: maybe she doesn't want a kid, just some action; less drama
benkay: tempting economies of scale on wives and offspring, though
cazalla: yeah but it always comes out and then it's drama, much easier to go elsewhere to a woman not connected
DreadKnight: maybe your wife is testing you out xD
cazalla: she's not like that
cazalla: the bff though, is
DreadKnight: recall an awesome condom ad
DreadKnight: bff might had the idea, she approved
cazalla: in anycase, i had a smell of her knickers, wasn't that tempted after
benkay: make her tidy herself up
assbot: Trojan Condoms -The Test - YouTube
cazalla: she's long gone benkay
benkay: kinda just lamely trollin tonight
benkay: watching emacs install on a server
benkay: hue
DreadKnight: benkay, life as a baron not more exciting? :\
DreadKnight: not exactly sure what duties do barons have in this century
benkay: "may you live in exciting times."
benkay: g'night.
DreadKnight: rest well
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cazalla: so what are you playing atm DreadKnight
DreadKnight: cazalla, trying not to play because I fall into addiction; hooked on reading blog articles (many from mircea_popescu) and watching a bit of anime on the side
DreadKnight: anyway, been thinking of playing some HoMM3 again soon, haven't done so in years
mircea_popescu: <DreadKnight> true story, it was like she was on crack << that made no sense. what ?
DreadKnight: mircea_popescu, that little girl was really strange, she was like moving around, shouting, singing, dancing, all that stuff at once
DreadKnight: all the time
DreadKnight: and more.
DreadKnight: 0 pause and calmness in her
cazalla: what else would you expect from a black woman
mircea_popescu: re that stupid video : what the fuck is it that all male figures in english footage have to be these insecure twerps these days ?
DreadKnight: lol, racist
DreadKnight: mircea_popescu, yeah, the guy is lame
mircea_popescu: "a test ?!?!" wtf happened to omfg on your knees bitch bring the birch switch this ain't washing.
DreadKnight: that reminds me of some 50 cent lyrics, something like "bitch get off the sidewalk into the street, bitch! the sidewalk is for pimpin', bitch!"
DreadKnight: cazalla, what are you playing?
assbot: Defense Zone on Steam
cazalla: DreadKnight, tower defense games are good when you have a kid, can pause and come back
DreadKnight: HoMM3 is turn based strategy ;)
mircea_popescu: i love td.
DreadKnight: had my share of td games, especially as custom maps in warcraft 3
DreadKnight: it's pretty much where td games were born
mircea_popescu: !up DeusCerehling
DreadKnight: (same goes for moba)
assbot: Steampunk Tower Defense pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: Tower Defense - Trinitatea pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: Tower defense pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: Tower Defense, an epic pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
cazalla: mircea_popescu, kingdom rush is great
cazalla: the others i've not seen before
DreadKnight: finished kingdom rush and the expansion; one of my favs :)
cazalla: finished as in finished did not concede a single point?
DreadKnight: I don't have issues with td games
cazalla: they may as well give you 1 man because i restart if i lose any mans let alone having 20 to spare or something like that
DreadKnight: the beauty of having OCD
DreadKnight: actually I'm thinking about Diablo 3 overall; did too much HoMM3 in my life, not quite cutting it anymore as it should
cazalla: DreadKnight, you know what killed diablo 3 more than anything
cazalla: DreadKnight, they made Tyrael a fucking nigger
DreadKnight: was talking with mircea on the blog about it
DreadKnight: oh yeah, I didn't really got that; I was kinda "erm ok" with the paladin being one in diablo 2
DreadKnight: since they're usually about church and gospels
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DreadKnight: that DMX rapper is strange, he's all violence and then he's all prayers in his music and then next track is all god/love/jesus bs
DreadKnight: hypocrite
cazalla: is he the one who started ripping off old chiptunes or is that someone else
DreadKnight: it's basically what a lot of people in the industry do
DreadKnight: it doesn't matter there are basically an infinite number of tracks possible, artists keep catering to the same known paths of patterns
assbot: The Last Psychiatrist: Hipsters On Food Stamps, Part 2
DreadKnight: cazalla, are you uncle Rufus? xD
DreadKnight: uncle Ruckus*
cazalla: DreadKnight, had to google that one, nope not him, i'm not really racist, just a means of trolling and outing certain kinds of people
DreadKnight: cazalla, well, since you're not familiar with Boondocks cartoon and you only searched google images, Uncle Ruckus was a black racist
DreadKnight: supposedly he was white and had a skin disorder that made him black
assbot: Der menschliche Makel (2003) - IMDb
DreadKnight: assbot turned into a nazzy for some reason
DreadKnight: so Ruckus was black, yet talking smack on black people all the time, pretty funny
DreadKnight: anyway, it's good you kid about it; I don't find terms like "black" or "nigger" racist at all, but about something else entirely different
DreadKnight: also not offended by being called white or cracker
cazalla: DreadKnight, seen clips but never watched a full episode
DreadKnight: most of the time it's lame white kids that bitch about seeing someone else using the n word being used, like wtf
DreadKnight: had someone in my channel like "fuck you you racist homophones" and he left
cazalla: DreadKnight, thing is, there are very few black people in Australia and the ones we have are straight outta Africa, they're different to african americans (not that i know any)
cazalla: oh and we have aboriginies but they're pretty much all dead
DreadKnight: the indie game dev communities and open source channels have quite a lot of weird basement kids and libertards in them
DeusCerehling: DreadKnight, you just lost the game!
cazalla: ! DeusCerehling
cazalla: !up DeusCerehling
DreadKnight: seem something strange as well... we got gypsies around which are pretty much black; yet they seen a black dude walking around (they're rather rare here) and the gypsies (3 women and a kid) where like constantly calling "nigger!" behind his black; I was like wtf
DreadKnight: "are you kidding me?" in my mind
cazalla: i don't think we have those here either
DreadKnight: towards equator people are darker, towards poles they're whiter, probably because of the heat / sun / angles / distances / light
DreadKnight: adaptation / absorption of photons
cazalla: they've got these things called planes
DreadKnight: but yeah, like DeusCerehling said, it's a bit of a bitching game
DeusCerehling: DreadKnight, you just lost the game!
DreadKnight: DeusCerehling, test
DreadKnight: that's a bit strange, bot triggering on the b or n word? :D
cazalla: is it yours?
DreadKnight: hell no lol
cazalla: !s DeusCerehling
DreadKnight: too lazy to register / auth more gpg around xD
cazalla: never seen it before
DreadKnight: noticed
mircea_popescu: !down DeusCerehling
DreadKnight: erm was close to typing "nigger black nigeria" for another test run
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.17796496 = 1.6017 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.1878999 = 0.5637 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.1879 = 0.5637 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: !up copain_reac
pankkake: nice username
mircea_popescu: da fuck is it ?
pankkake: copain réac, copain réactionnaire
DreadKnight: copil_copac
pankkake: Un partisan de la réaction est nommé « réactionnaire ». Le terme s'oppose à révolutionnaire, à progressiste, ces derniers employant de façon raccourcie le mot « réac »
mircea_popescu: not bad.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3044 @ 0.00080599 = 2.4534 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: !up rodgort
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7931 @ 0.00080248 = 6.3645 BTC [-] {2}
thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: Up early or "late"?
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: A mix of both
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.18889999 = 0.9445 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12200 @ 0.00080603 = 9.8336 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 249 @ 0.003 = 0.747 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Eh, it's late
atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 210 Ask: 270 Last Price: 210 24h-Vol: 12k High: 210 Low: 210 VWAP: 209
atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 687182.56 Est. Next Diff: 562561.93 in 835 blocks (#42336) Est. % Change: -18.14
atcbot: 30k@278 31k@275 955@270 | 43k@210 50k@203 100k@202
jurov: !mpif
assbot: BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021707 B (Total: 474.69 B). Delta: -0.59 B. Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.00021999 BTC [+]
jurov: !t m d.bpay
assbot: [MPEX:D.BPAY] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / / ( shares, BTC), 30D: 0.23999999 / 0.23999999 / 0.23999999 (42 shares, 10.08 BTC)
mircea_popescu: !up B51Num1
jurov: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 312836 | Current Difficulty: 1.8736441558310238E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 314495 | Next Difficulty In: 1659 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 5 days, 0 hours, 31 minutes, and 18 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 18617974357.4 | Estimated Percent Change: -0.63228
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12638 @ 0.00080657 = 10.1934 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2531 @ 0.00080167 = 2.029 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: We should get a time zone converter in here.
thestringpuller: via google
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20150 @ 0.00080161 = 16.1524 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 198 @ 0.00304944 = 0.6038 BTC [+] {2}
pankkake: '"Mining Everyone" has always been the core business concept of ROCKMINER' <= what's next, go mine yourself?
fluffypony: hah ha
fluffypony: woah how did I miss this from Jimmothy the Investment Wizard: "It's also strange that TAT is involved considering he was partially responsible for one of the biggest bitcoin scams yet (neobee)"
fluffypony: how the fuck was he partially responsible? because he got on a plane and met the people?
pankkake: a bit more than that
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26200 @ 0.00080133 = 20.9948 BTC [-] {2}
pankkake: he's probably really mad because of asicminer, though
dub: ;;google time in est
gribble: EST – Eastern Standard Time: <http://www.timeanddate.com/library/abbreviations/timezones/na/est.html>; Current local time in U.S.A. – New York – New York - Time and Date: <http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/usa/new-york>; Eastern Time - Greenwich Mean Time: <http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/usa/eastern-time/>
dub: ;google time in new york
dub: ;;google time in new york
gribble: New York - World Time Clock & Map: <http://24timezones.com/world_directory/current_new_york_time.php>; Current local time in U.S.A. – New York – New York - Time and Date: <http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/usa/new-york>; The New York Times - Breaking News, World News & Multimedia: <http://www.nytimes.com/>
pankkake: it works on the google, but not on irc
dub: meh
dub: thestringpuller: everytimezone.com
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7597 @ 0.00285544 = 21.6928 BTC [-] {31}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6034 @ 0.00269225 = 16.245 BTC [-] {34}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4919 @ 0.00255003 = 12.5436 BTC [-] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 310 @ 0.00283381 = 0.8785 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36509 @ 0.00080116 = 29.2496 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1750 @ 0.00080241 = 1.4042 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 991 @ 0.00294765 = 2.9211 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 221 @ 0.00294599 = 0.6511 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 290 @ 0.00275001 = 0.7975 BTC [-]
jurov: ;;TICKER
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 575.42, Best ask: 576.23, Bid-ask spread: 0.81000, Last trade: 576.23, 24 hour volume: 7791.19126222, 24 hour low: 570.5, 24 hour high: 595.88, 24 hour vwap: 581.813636066
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15651 @ 0.00080171 = 12.5476 BTC [-]
Vexual: HI JUROV
jurov: eh
pankkake: does ;;TICKER get a bigger price?
Vexual: lowercase numbers
Vexual: dont exist
jurov: i sell only BTC, not btc
Vexual: drop the t
Vexual: but then its bc
Vexual: how long was it i told the20year not to vet with facebook and jus run numbers?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16000 @ 0.00080221 = 12.8354 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: chapter 2
Vexual: ;;8ball bc/usd lower than necessary?
gribble: About as likely as pigs flying.
Vexual: ouch
Vexual: ;;8ball loaded?
gribble: About as likely as pigs flying.
Vexual: ;;8ball 3 in a row?
gribble: You know the answer better than I.
assbot: Flint father jailed for 18 years after beating daughter to make her lesbian | Mail Online
Vexual: what makes you think anyone wants to read that?
ThickAsThieves: no one respects scientists anymore
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22000 @ 0.00080171 = 17.6376 BTC [-]
Vexual: heres some science:
assbot: Oingo Boingo - Weird Science - YouTube
Vexual: ;;lasers
gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11700 @ 0.00080233 = 9.3873 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22300 @ 0.00080112 = 17.865 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14700 @ 0.00080065 = 11.7696 BTC [-] {2}
mike_c: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 312872 | Current Difficulty: 1.8736441558310238E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 314495 | Next Difficulty In: 1623 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 16 hours, 13 minutes, and 48 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 18810793662.1 | Estimated Percent Change: 0.39683
mike_c: blockr is a couple blocks back. interesting.
fluffypony: mike_c: I haven't heard from that dude, btw - can you prod him? haven't found anyone suitable in the interim
mike_c: TaT, you said we were in a bull channel and were going to pop to $700. you need to buy different tea :)
kakobrekla: mike_c ?
kakobrekla: i see 874
mike_c: fluffypony: he's popped in a couple times looking for you. i think he's going to drop in this morning too
kakobrekla: on their site
mike_c: kakobrekla: what? i see 312870 on their site & api, and blockchain.info is on 873
fluffypony: mike_c: ok cool
mike_c: i don't see 874 anywhere :)
fluffypony: he must just pm me
kakobrekla: dunno, i see 312874 here
mike_c: kakobrekla: now so do I.
mike_c: but they were falling behind. i check wol blocks against a couple services to make sure i'm not falling behind. got an error that I was -2 blocks behind blockr, and verified on their homepage.
kakobrekla: ill ask them sup.
mike_c: they seem caught up now.
mike_c: i thought we might be about to orphan a couple blocks, but seems not.
kakobrekla: could be bad node connectivity
ThickAsThieves: <+mike_c> TaT, you said we were in a bull channel and were going to pop to $700. you need to buy different tea :) /// if you look at the chart it calls for a down before the 700, grnated the chart didnt go as far down as today
ThickAsThieves: i did note a few days ago that 560 was possible
mike_c: ok.. i won't cancel my subscription yet
ThickAsThieves: it's all voodoo anyway tho, yes
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12982 @ 0.00080018 = 10.3879 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: mike_c i'm remaking the audioz, i output them all at listening volume by mistake
ThickAsThieves: (too low)
ThickAsThieves: i havent compared to the orginal yet either
mike_c: ah, ok. pm me a link whenever you like them.
mike_c: i am curious to hear the difference
ThickAsThieves: all i heard is "the cunt generation"
mike_c: sticks in your head doesn't it
mike_c: wol will probably get banned from youtube
fluffypony: !up the20year
the20year: I met with the bank today and got very, very good news - The company has grown to the point (finally) that they want to take us on as a lending partner
the20year: As far as give us lines of credit and mortgages
mike_c: congrats!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14750 @ 0.00080233 = 11.8344 BTC [+]
the20year: terms they offered were fantastic
mike_c: hey, whatever happened with that outfit in some other state you were going to buy or fund or something?
the20year: I had budgeted up to 7% but they came out the gate at 5% or less
the20year: fell through, every thing that could have gone wrong to work with them fell through and i essentially took it as a sign not to do the deal
mike_c: a wise or lucky outcome.
the20year: yeah
the20year: I had set up 4 different times to meet with them and something happened each time , car broke down, airplane broke down, ect
mike_c: dog died
the20year: So, as long as these guys don't do something stupid to shut us down on the btctalk thread we'll be ok
mike_c: the forum is.. toxic.
the20year: Well, so far i've had people find out every single piece of information that can be found about me - name, address, phone number, where i live, my wife's information, all the websites i own, the address of where our tenants live, ect
the20year: all sorts of threats ,ect to call the SEC and report me, which is funny because if the company gets shut down the SEC takes all the investor money
mike_c: why threats? seems to me you've been running things fairly.
the20year: Well, i thought so, till they started poking around and started using statements i"ve made 3 months, 6 months, 10 years ago as 'proof' that i'm lying about things
mike_c: oh right. they were getting their boxers in a twist because of some llc shuffling you did or something.
the20year: That's what started it, they complained about the two properties I had in my name. I explained why (in order to get the discounts) and they went on to something else
mike_c: this, by the way, is a direct consequence of having the wrong kind of investors.
the20year: none of them are investors
mike_c: then why are you discussing your business with them on the forum?
the20year: because I made the poor choice thinking that their negative statements effected investors, so i would answer em
mike_c: no time like the present to correct that.
the20year: my last message on there was that it makes no sense to further the talk
the20year: i likely should delete the thread
mike_c: meh, just ignore it.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.69078580 BTC to 12`599 shares, 13420 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 17.07732180 BTC to 1`149`988 shares, 1485 satoshi per share
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 68350 @ 0.00080395 = 54.95 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27234 @ 0.00080493 = 21.9215 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 250 @ 0.00290562 = 0.7264 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 780 @ 0.00293742 = 2.2912 BTC [+] {5}
fluffypony: oh for those physical coin lovers, just in case you hadn't seen this yet: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=525756.msg8030032#msg8030032
assbot: Silver Wallets a new kind of physical storage for your bitcoin
ThickAsThieves: nightowlace, why is that name familiar?
fluffypony: no clue
ThickAsThieves: ProTools the only professional software that still freezes Windows
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18582 @ 0.00080621 = 14.981 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44100 @ 0.00080697 = 35.5874 BTC [+]
kuzetsa: ThickAsThieves: if it's the thing I think you're talking about, the non-mac windows port is buggy, yeah :(
kuzetsa: ThickAsThieves: doing some audio remastery or songwriting or something?
kuzetsa: I use an old "syntrilium" (pre-adobe "audition") version of cool edit from like a million years ago because none of adobe's "improvements" actually made it better --- despite having actually purchased an adobe audition license at one point, expecting it to actually be better and not just bloated
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 260 @ 0.00289999 = 0.754 BTC [-] {3}
thestringpuller: ThickAsThieves: protools works better on mac anyways
mircea_popescu: none of adobe's "improvements" actually made it better --- despite having actually purchased an adobe audition <<< oh, so very much this.
ThickAsThieves: i started in cool edit and fruityloops in the late 90s
kuzetsa nods
kuzetsa: yeah, cool edit for me in the 90s too
ThickAsThieves: i'm just pretending to be a voiceover polisher
ThickAsThieves: some noise reduction, eq, compression, de-essing
ThickAsThieves: the mic was too close to her mouth mostly is the problem
ThickAsThieves: "problem"
fluffypony: mircea_popescu I found a Reddit post for you
assbot: IamA Cam Girl working in a semilegal studio in Romania. AMA! : IAmA
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35407 @ 0.00080174 = 28.3872 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: you know how many of these i fucked over the years ? what the hell would i still ask.
fluffypony: "remember me?"
mircea_popescu: lol that's okay.
asciilifeform: 'only $1300 a month? that's really sad.'
mircea_popescu: as dreadknight would inform you, "it depends where you live".
mircea_popescu: because the internet is totally not a thing and everything.
asciilifeform: what does 1300 get you in ro ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform ironically, more than a decent salary gets you in dc.
asciilifeform believes, but curious just what
mircea_popescu: you can proly keep your own house and a pair of mistresses in their own house of of it.
kuzetsa: ThickAsThieves: I've done some procedural generation and engineering of sounds which are unlikely to occur in nature -- stuff like a modulated frequency sweep vaguely based on the harmonics of a bell, but with "strange" harmonics which probably aren't possible without having some rather unlikely (inplausible, might-be-impossible) materials which don't have a stable natural resonance
kuzetsa: frequency
mircea_popescu: most teenaged student chicks would run you about three to five hundred a month all included. so that's almost 3 people in their twenties i nthat 1300.
ThickAsThieves: kuzetsa, but does it sound good? ;)
kuzetsa: heh
kuzetsa: that's not the purpose of it
ThickAsThieves: what is?
kakobrekla: to sound bad.
mircea_popescu: speaking of which, i find it very entertaining that in the vast majority of cases people wanting a job or a raise argue for their income on the terms of what living costs, rent and whatnot. who the hell ever heard of that, i have no idea.
ThickAsThieves: you should talk to nubbins then
kuzetsa: stable harmonics and a "rich" resonance & such is usually what makes a musical insturment sounds nice
mircea_popescu: ahaha o you two
kuzetsa: this is the opposite of that
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 200 @ 0.00292 = 0.584 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: kuzetsa so you're a sound engineer for milenial pop bands.
ThickAsThieves: other bad music
kuzetsa: this isn't for music
ThickAsThieves: fo rthe motherland?
mircea_popescu: so you're a bridge failure engineer.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: people wanting a job... income on the terms of what living costs << unless one is a necromancer, it is difficult to hire folks who can't live
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform unless one is a thermodynamics gaylord, it is irrelevant what living costs. you're running a business, not a charity. except in the us, of course, where all the <del>corporations</del> usg sponsored charities foul up the market, and with it, the culture and people's heads.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this is like to say, i want a tractor, don't care what it costs to fuel it
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform tell me this : how does princeton manage to sell an item called "education" for more than it's willing to pay ? hgow does this work, pay us 100k of your pre-tax money and make back 80k of it over 20 years ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: now if you can house the servant personally, sure, it doesn't matter what the local slumlords charge
kakobrekla: it is if you put it on repeat.
ThickAsThieves: kuzetsa, do you make any video game sound fx
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: that's just a popped pyramid
asciilifeform: used to be, make %xxx of it back
mircea_popescu: so wait, you want me to be stupider than princeton ? well tough, im not.
kuzetsa: ThickAsThieves: no
mircea_popescu: let the government give out food stamps, i dont give a shit.
mircea_popescu: in any case i'm noit paying for it.
mircea_popescu: gotta show a profit, which means someone somewhere's gotta show a loss.
kakobrekla: now that you mention it, it does remind of a space balls laser sound
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: presumably your employees are in 'the black' though. otherwise you'd refer to them as volunteers...
mircea_popescu: i keep slaves and partners. this employee thing is rather iffy.
mircea_popescu: from a moral standpoint, too : i don't really see why i should fix a monthly wage. let them get half-ish of their work's worth.
asciilifeform: the fellow who gets to swap the disks - partner? slave? contractor?
ThickAsThieves: <+mircea_popescu> i keep slaves and partners. this employee thing is rather iffy. /// do any think they are the other? ;)
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves i doubt it very much. tho people do aspire.
kuzetsa: ThickAsThieves: since you're niot likely to guess what that sound is for --- it's a bunch of frequencies which can be played on nearly any speaker, headphones, etc. and be used to demonstrate what the frequency response is for that particular equipment... except it's quick (VERY fast) compared to an audio test CD or something (doesn't require multiple seconds)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform well now we can't give away too much business sikrits can we.
mircea_popescu: !up brighton36
brighton36: hah - what a vip I am. Thank-you assbot
mircea_popescu: lol. so who're you ?
ThickAsThieves: kuzetsa, i see
brighton36: No one important. A journalist and programmer
mike_c: kakobrekla: it sounds like a laser pistol that has about 10 shots left before dying.
mircea_popescu: that's a start.
brighton36: long time bitcoin afficionado
kuzetsa: ThickAsThieves: it also makes for a good alarm sound, since when played on most speakers, at least 1 or 2 of the frequencies will "carry" decently and be within the frequency range detectable by human ears, even in cases where someone has hearing loss in one or more frequency ranges
kuzetsa: ... doubly so, since it's not a naturally occuring sound an unlikely to be mistaken for ambient noise
kakobrekla: lol mike_c , a balloon popper
ThickAsThieves: what kind of company pays you for this kuzetsa?
kuzetsa: creation of that particular sound wasn't a sponsored project
kakobrekla: ;;gettrust brighton36
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user kakobrekla to user brighton36: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=kakobrekla&dest=brighton36 | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=brighton36 | Rated since: never
ThickAsThieves: i guess i'll be direct, what to do you do?
kuzetsa: currently, retired
kuzetsa: "I do what I want"
mircea_popescu: it's in the logs :D
ThickAsThieves: because you can!
mircea_popescu: kuzetsa it was "whatever, it's my hot body and i do what i want"
kuzetsa: O_O
kuzetsa: I suspect there's a meme associated with that quote
mircea_popescu: ;;google cartman whatever i do what i want
gribble: Cartman - Whatever I do what I want! - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjCHD41I7ok>; Cartman - Whateva, I do what I want - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLPM-P7mNQw>; I Do What I Want! - Video Clip | South Park Studios: <http://southpark.cc.com/clips/153246/i-do-what-i-want>
kuzetsa: I'm almost certain it'd be un-flattering to look into it and realize what it's associated with
kuzetsa: oh dear :(
assbot: Eric Cartman But MOM - YouTube
mike_c: that's from that trailer park kid
mike_c: boo boo or something?
kuzetsa: parody of some sort of "troubled" jerry springer type guest
kuzetsa: ... I see O_O
mike_c: ;;google honey boo boo
gribble: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: TLC: <http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/here-comes-honey-boo-boo>; Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_Comes_Honey_Boo_Boo>; The real Honey Boo Boo: What reality TV did to the pint-size ...: <http://www.salon.com/2014/06/19/honey_boo_boo_is_a_monster_what_reality_tv_did_to_the_pint_size_pageant_queen/>
kuzetsa: from now on, I might keep that in mind / be more careful about using the phrase: "I do what I want"
kuzetsa: thanks, mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: why ? it's pretty great.
rithm: honey boo boo is the shit
mircea_popescu: mike_c i thought it was a parody of that chick, yeah, on springer.
mike_c: idk about springer, but she's got her own show.
mike_c: (which I have never seen for the record)
assbot: whateva i do what i want - YouTube
mike_c: i just lost six brain cells watching that.
mircea_popescu: which ones ?
Duffer1: thas no bueno
mike_c: not sure, but now I want to quit work and have more bahbies
mircea_popescu: the saurian plan is proceeding apace. /me jewhandrubs
kuzetsa: mircea_popescu: wow, yeah ok -- good example of the jerry springer video diary / introduction segment before the bit where jerry interviews people in front of the audience
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25250 @ 0.00080699 = 20.3765 BTC [+] {2}
kuzetsa: mike_c: once that bit is over with, the rest of the show is typically on the stage with jerry interviewing them & the audience sometimes yells and or boos or cheers or whatever & sometimes decides to get violent O_O
mircea_popescu: im surprised dogecoin isn't sponsoring it yet.
mircea_popescu: just as much a part of redneck culture as nascar
kuzetsa: uhg :(
thestringpuller: ;;google poinciana
gribble: Poinciana, Florida - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poinciana,_Florida>; Poinciana (song) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poinciana_(song)>; Poinciana (album) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poinciana_(album)>
mircea_popescu: jeez this bash thing is getting pretty good.
mircea_popescu: mike_c: fluffypony: he's popped in a couple times looking for you. i think he's going to drop in this morning too << later tell, neh ?
fluffypony: he popped in a short while after that, all sorted
mircea_popescu: !up carderplay
carderplay: what is this??
carderplay: is the the main chart
mircea_popescu: the20year: fell through, every thing that could have gone wrong to work with them fell through and i essentially took it as a sign not to do the deal << sensible.
ThickAsThieves: who is this is?
mircea_popescu: that would be dog.
carderplay: *is said what
carderplay: this anit the main chat room ait??
carderplay: you like the admin
mike_c: nobody likes the admin
mircea_popescu: !down carderplay
mike_c: assbot is a dictator
mircea_popescu: that was instructive.
kakobrekla: !up carderplay
kakobrekla: you are dotcoins brother ?
jurov: no,dotcoin had the presence of mind to not ask where he is
mircea_popescu: http://38.media.tumblr.com/e94517b8c577cc9ed82a74f036fec03c/tumblr_ms5807Uqe01qddd4so1_500.jpg << can anyone explain why a vegetable peeler is embedded a foot up from the ground on the side of the guy's perch ?
benkay: is this real life
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34700 @ 0.00080018 = 27.7662 BTC [-]
jurov: mircea that's padlock construction
mircea_popescu: jurov oh, i see.
carderplay: am back
carderplay: so what is there creepy new here
mircea_popescu: mike_c: the forum is.. toxic. << i thought you wanted to be there.
carderplay: hey who is gribble??
jurov: carderplay you are quite creepy
carderplay: yea am am
mircea_popescu: is this like indian candy post-op ?
carderplay: but who is gribble??
rithm: i get all my quality news from the specualtion sub-forum
mircea_popescu: ;;echo urmom
gribble: urmom
carderplay: yea griblle herE??
rithm: gribbl is god
carderplay: can you get me authen??
rithm: yes, I can get you authenticated
rithm: take your shoe off, place it on your head first
rithm: then take a selfie
jurov: just type /quit
benkay: ;;8ball can carderplay get authenticated?
gribble: It shall be.
rithm: let me know once the shoe is on your head
carderplay: is it like a parliament here??
carderplay: you take vote
benkay: no voting
mircea_popescu: oh for crying out loud.
carderplay: i tot you said there were dicators
benkay: no that's tat
mircea_popescu: !down carderplay
rithm: no, first you put your shoe on your head
benkay: !up carderplay
jurov: carderplay if you have nice tits read here: http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/
assbot: I’ll pay for your tits pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: buncha assholes stop playing with your food.
rithm: ;;guide
gribble: Error: "guide" is not a valid command.
jurov: ;;manul
gribble: Error: "manul" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: ;;guido the gay head
gribble: Error: "guido" is not a valid command.
carderplay: anyway am straigth man
jurov: ^ should be
carderplay: @jurov starigth -------
rithm: ;;ctell carderplay [guide]
gribble: Error: "guide" is not a valid command.
assbot: Using bitcoin-otc - bitcoin-otc wiki
rithm: gribble is broken here
carderplay: i begin to suspect that this place ifs filled with a bunch of bots
rithm: no one will help you, they are above it
FabianB: no, gribble has a whitelist of channels for ;;guide
rithm: i was going to help but i didn't get anough shoe on head
mircea_popescu: http://33.media.tumblr.com/2e8dee9bf1ec2bf89b279025df3c1859/tumblr_mjie78uPlp1qlne6uo1_500.jpg << omfg this suggests a wunderbar forum business idea. pay camwhores to hold up "kidnapped" signs and make teary eyed captured videos begging for ransom
mircea_popescu: then put the shit up on kickstarter/reddit/etc
mircea_popescu: each month pay dividends off the proceeds.
asciilifeform: ransomstarter.
rithm: jail for everyone.
mircea_popescu: could get all sorts of good taglines too. "making rape more family friendly"
mircea_popescu: "demistifying the great female equalizer"
asciilifeform: jail >> pay yer bail with bailstarter.
mircea_popescu: rithm wait, so basically some other dudes'd come to hold you for ransom ?
carderplay: what is the shoe on the head??
rithm: some sort of inverted "release me" jailstarter
rithm: carderplay put your shoe on your head already if you want to be part of the club and selfie it
mircea_popescu: just illustrating exactly how weak any attempt at law enforcement is.
mircea_popescu: i mean, the expenditure of keeping clear channels empty... good god. how do you distinguish between someone screaming rape ironically and someone being raped ? and how do you keep a bunch of assholes from flooding THAT channel with spam ?
mircea_popescu: not like it can be done any other place.
carderplay: i learn it got to do with sex and chat rooms
mircea_popescu: essentially, turning the economy into "an economy of attention" was a fatal (if forced) mistake. without attention as a side channel organised work becomes impossible.
benkay: ;;google buttcoins nao
gribble: They really are Buttcoins nao pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2013/they-really-are-buttcoins-nao/>; Perfect money corrupts absolutely pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/perfect-money-corrupts-absolutely>; Bitcoin pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/category/bitcoin/>
rithm: !down carderplay
rithm: that was abetter idea
kakobrekla: you are all evil bots.
rithm: no, i'm kakobrekla and you are mircea_popescu
jurov: bots do what bots want
assbot: i do what i want!
mircea_popescu: !up Decima|
mircea_popescu: !up phlurker
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33248 @ 0.00080712 = 26.8351 BTC [+] {2}
rithm: oh darn
rithm: page closed eh
jurov: rithm you're into shoe selfies?
rithm: uh huh jurov. after you take the selfie, imgur it and send the URL to gribble to authenticate
mircea_popescu: shoelfies.
mike_c: <+mircea_popescu> mike_c: the forum is.. toxic. << i thought you wanted to be there. << gross exaggeration. it is certainly not a place to go to discuss business. it is perhaps still good advertising to find customers.
mircea_popescu: and you figure you can divorce these at will ?
rithm: cesspool
mike_c: i'll let you know
jurov: poor gribble. imo assbot is better equipped for task.
rithm: cesspool is a good word to describe bitcointalk.org
mircea_popescu: careful, next you'll be in the position of the married, devout catholic going to gay bars.
mircea_popescu: this is how twinks get killed.
jurov: married, devout catholic twinks? where?
mike_c: i am far from convinced it is a good idea. but how do you get word out to lots of bitcoiners? not in the finance niche, more in the mass market.
kakobrekla: mike_c easy, promise 100% guaranteed profits.
mike_c: bitcoinpete is a pretty good bitcoin-assets marketer. perhaps i can convince him to write tweet about WoL ;)
mircea_popescu: jurov no, the twinks get killed the morning after, because they're coping with their post partum depression in their infantile way which brings up narcissistic rage in the ex-gay man now devout catholic again.
mircea_popescu: mike_c im kind of curious myself, not like it's forbidden or anything
mike_c: kakobrekla: that is for investment. and the going rate seems to be 12% a day
mircea_popescu: 12% a day by now ?
kakobrekla: it works for anything
mircea_popescu: you know, that's indicative of how poor they are.
kakobrekla: buy this mop. 100% profit. ill take two!
mircea_popescu: back when they held a third to half the bitcoin in circulatiuon, 7% a week was good enough.
assbot: ★☆★ BtcInv.club | Bitcoin Investment |UP to 12% Daily Profit ★☆★
mircea_popescu: now they must clearl hold less than 1%, so 12% a day is needed.
mircea_popescu: you see, the % they seek merely guides as to how much they'd have to make to break into relevancy.
kakobrekla: dunno why i still bother with anything given what market offers.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla because when you stop bothering you become part of the meta-usg.
mike_c: you have to be HYIP (which i had to google)
mircea_popescu: how do you suppose the brave new world works ?
mircea_popescu: mike_c this because you don't read trilema, it's discussed (in passing) :P
assbot: [20:49] <carderplay> !up? [20:50] <jurov> sry you're too derpy [20:50] <carder - Pastebin.com
jurov: rithm, satisifed nao?
mircea_popescu: ah great bitcoin-assets, thy enigmatic walls so mighty, thy crenelated porticuli so hidden in plain sight behind a flash of blinding light. how well do you protect thy fruit, how pleasant warmth to be within thy belly, what delight.
fluffypony looks down at his Bitcoin-Assets t-shirt
fluffypony: word.
mircea_popescu: !up pogakuofie
pogakuofie: great
mircea_popescu: now don't fuck it up again.
pogakuofie: thanks
pogakuofie: you know its me now
mircea_popescu: this is bitcoin-assets, the nerve center of bitcoin, the core of the internet.
mircea_popescu: we know all.
pogakuofie: pls now how can i get
pogakuofie: permanently voice
pogakuofie: *voiced
mircea_popescu: !down pogakuofie
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ROCK] 4500 @ 0.0008 = 3.6 BTC [+]
jurov: pogakuofie: try #bitcoin-otc first .
asciilifeform: kakobrekla, mircea_popescu: when you stop bothering << :
asciilifeform: 'Learn not to participate - to the point of utter impossibility of meeting the enemy 'half-way' - and you will see that inside there lay a very useful mindfuck: in learning to 'nonparticipate,' in fact you drew out your *will* from its scabbard - to which it seemed so securely riveted by your upbringing. The appearance of *your will* changes everything and forever. With your own will slipped into your boot knife
asciilifeform: sheath, you have traded places with the *pederasti* - now you are sighted, and they are blind. Now you no longer struggle in the darkness with something foggy and omnipresent, which softly absorbs every blow - instead, you can now clearly make out a pathetic piece of shit, which has smeared itself over the most important part - the eyes - of a large and powerful man. You can now deal blows, directly seeing the
asciilifeform: results - and from this comes strength; the fight now turns, from a draining, futile floundering - to a merry, wrathful clobbering of a dying vermin, who with us - men - has nothing whatsoever in common. But it all begins - with nonparticipation.' (Беркем аль Атоми, articles. translation mine.)
mircea_popescu: im not exactly known for trying to meet people half way.
asciilifeform: the original piece was, largely, about escape from thebezzle
chetty: asciilifeform, great piece, will is indeed the key
mircea_popescu: sounds like a literate vor explaining the bаша собственная тюрьма point.
assbot: Fist bumps relay 90 percent less germs than handshakes: study| Reuters
asciilifeform: that was more or less it.
mircea_popescu: mthreat so white people wash more ?
mthreat: i haven't measured
chetty: wonder what they thionk of the argentine kiss
mircea_popescu: there's this point in anthropology proposing that behaviours emergent in groups are reflective of the survival fit those same behaviours entail.
rithm: lolol did we get shoe on head
mircea_popescu: so if behaviour a is common in A and b in B, and a conveys 90% less germs than b, then germs are 90% less of a problem in B than A.
chetty: good argument for passing more germs around actually
mircea_popescu: !up cuwirebeard
mthreat: seems legit
assbot: : (zhurnal.lib.ru)
mircea_popescu: as good as any social statistics anyway.
mircea_popescu: Let’s get to the facts. The only fact present in that introduction is that her two degrees are worthless. I mean that quite literally, the market has chosen to place no value on someone with those two degrees. And how do I know this? Because the article doesn’t tell us what degrees she has.
mircea_popescu: How much do you want to bet that her two degrees aren’t in Materials Science and Genetic Engineering? By not telling us what she studied, the article inoculates itself (and her) against the completely understandable response of “Maybe she should have studied something marketable.” Tell me, after reading the article, do you know what job was Ms. Ulldemolins looking for? The Economist is read by influential people
mircea_popescu: throughout industry, maybe if they gave us more information, a reader would offer to hire her.
mircea_popescu: lol what the fuck, the economist is supposed to work like b-a now ?
mircea_popescu: fucking posers these people, to the degree they've entirely forgotten they're posers.
assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 454 @ 0.00224382 = 1.0187 BTC [-]
mike_c: ;;calc 1.34 / 0.00224382
gribble: 597.1958535
mike_c: selling at 597? crazy traders.
mike_c: ;;ticker --last
gribble: 589.82
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ROCK] 5085 @ 0.0008 = 4.068 BTC [+]
FabianB: ;;ticker --currency eur --last
gribble: 439.28478
FabianB: ;;calc 1/0.00224382
gribble: 445.668547388
fluffypony: cr_zoidberg!
fluffypony: !up cr_zoidberg
mircea_popescu: !up the20year
the20year: i still can't comprehend this
mircea_popescu: i have no idea dood.
mircea_popescu: you must be doing something wrong but short of having someone physically there to try it out i dunno how to find it
the20year: yeah
cr_zoidberg: Hello, I'm known as zoidberg and I'm a core developer of project Boolberry. I heard about this channel via Bitcrea and Matic Kocevar. We are currently searching for support opportunities for Boolberry. We are the most advanced anonymous cryptocurrency to date, a modified and improved version of CryptoNote. Here's a few presentations we recetly released:
assbot: Boolberry solves CryptoNote Issues
assbot: Boolberry reduces blockchain bloat
cr_zoidberg: I would love to tell you more about Boolberry if you're interested. Thank you.
the20year: I was gonna invite everyone here to the rentalstarter Aug 1st conference call
mircea_popescu: cr_zoidberg what's a boolberry.
assbot: Boolberry
mircea_popescu: cr_zoidberg that'd be the answer to "where".
jurov: dingleberry comes to mind
FabianB: "dev bounties is 1%"
jurov: cr_zoidberg: is cryptonote fully specified?
dignork: cr_zoidberg: http://boolberry.com/ "this feature reduces blockchain bloat.pdf"
assbot: Boolberry
fluffypony: cr_zoidberg: I didn't up you so you can advertise
jurov: fluffypony his introduction was pretty tame, i don't see any problem here
fluffypony: jurov: he didn't even great me
mircea_popescu: this is going to be the fucking end of the us, i swear. talk to guy running a private eye business for a project, he wants 1k upfront and 300 an hour for three investigators in two cars. meanwile, car rentals are still 30 to 50 a day (and you should get a fucking rebate if yu're in the business) and grunts are still happy to make 15 an hour - really, lots of phd kids can't even get the 15 and work at starbucks for 11.2
mircea_popescu: 0 or w/e it is.
mircea_popescu: so if you add it all up, 15*24 + 50 = 410. which whatever, one could round a bit, but not all the way to 300 * 24 + 1000 = 8200 for chrissakes. so basically, this guy just priced himself way, way, way the fuck out of the market, and then they wonder why nonsense like uber is successful. well... it's successful because trying to add 2000% padding on your cost structure will never fly and can never fly.
fluffypony: *greet
mircea_popescu: everyone's stuck selling to the government, let's just hope government can keep paying everyone for their golden toilets. forever.
mircea_popescu: !up Montywell
the20year: it'll be interesting some day
the20year: who are you tailing mircea_popescu?
mircea_popescu: everyone, basically.
the20year: even me?!?
fluffypony: the20year: what's up with that anti-Benny thread?
the20year: Your guess is as a good as mine , i guess they assume that him and I are both 100% fraudsters and want to prevent anyone from investing in either of us as the assumption is that we will take all their money
fluffypony: I only stumbled on it today
the20year: it's insane
fluffypony: and it was full of "da fuq"
the20year: and i know it's physically making him sick
mike_c: or, they are havelol pump/dump/crash/repeat scamsters trying to crash RENT?
the20year: that's a very real possibility too
mike_c: mrstickball_: srsly. getting upset over forum muppets is not worth it.
the20year: we had one of our top 10% investors already dump his shares, and it seems to be based on what lambcop or someone else said
the20year: the problem is they say they're gonna report both of us to the SEC
mircea_popescu: isn't lambchop like the last remaining voice of sanity there ?
fluffypony: the20year: that sounds like someone threatening to report a renter on AirBNB to their landlord
the20year: and like I said, and they didn't care - if either of our companies are fined by the SEC, or we start racking up major laywer bills, it comes out of shareholder money which is who they say they're gonna protect
mircea_popescu: the20year the logic would be that they want to protect the people who aren't investors yet not the ones that already bit it.
the20year: That's the logic, and they;re taking the stance that all investments are scams
the20year: and regardless of what information/proof/data I can provide, i am automatically a scam
chetty: easy to see how you would think of investment that way if you live in usa
fluffypony: this shit would unequivocably be solved with the WoT
mircea_popescu: that double price week of ipo thing you had going is definitely problematic, as far as these things go. but anyway, im too lazy to dig up the actual threads.
fluffypony: investors would just gettrust and talk to people in their L1 or L2 trust
mike_c: ^ investors do. havelol do not.
fluffypony: eugh havelol
the20year: I can understand the greif with the .0055 and .0075 IPOs within two months, and they were to meet a very specific goal - keep my employees with jobs till we were able to partner with a bank, or maintain sufficient cashflow to keep my employees in houses
fluffypony: cryptostocks has the best verification system
the20year: Now we're at a point where we really don't need new investment, the business is bringing in upwards of $6k/mo in revenues with $8k/mo on the near horizon, AND banks are getting very warm to us
fluffypony: they send you a postcard with a code on it
mircea_popescu: the20year the unexplained part is how people that weren't buying at 30ish one week bought at 75ish the next, and then sold back down to 40ish the week after that.
fluffypony: because nobody can use a mail forwarder
the20year: mircea_popescu: I'm a good salesman I guess :D
fluffypony: have we spoken about Hearn's recent fuckery?
rithm: down with tor!
mircea_popescu: anyway, so what's the takehome here, banks are now warm enough that the investors are mostly a liability or what ?
assbot: Mike Hearn proposes to build vulnerable censorship mechanism into Tor, opposes a fix for hidden service deanonymization, on Tor mailing list : Bitcoin
the20year: I'm shocked that both IPOs went as well as they did, but through both of them at the $4/share range, it gave us sufficient capital to buy the 8 properties we wanted, and build the business to viability
fluffypony: down with rithm !
mircea_popescu: fluffypony doh, what's to be expected there.
rithm stands in line for "tor sign up compliance form 10-4q"
the20year: No, the investors are still an asset - they're the reason the business has flourished. The liability right now is interent trolls
fluffypony: rithm: only if you've paid your Tor Tax and have your tax clearance certificate for it
rithm: fluffypony: i'll forge those documents
fluffypony: rithm: like you forged my gpg signature? :-P
rithm: heh
rithm: yes
cr_zoidberg: sorry, had troubles with irc client. hello to all, fluffypony, hello!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14000 @ 0.00080274 = 11.2384 BTC [-]
rithm: doh
rithm: cr_zoidberg did you send the imgur link of the shoeonhead.jpg selfie to gribble?
mircea_popescu: !up gfest
rithm: !up cr_zoidberg
mircea_popescu: cr_zoidberg logs are your friends.
rithm: wow i can voice people
fluffypony: rithm: you're that cool
rithm: is assbot on drugs
mircea_popescu: vexual has copycats now ?
fluffypony: ;;rate cr_zoidberg 1 seriously top notch C / C++ dev, pushes code out like there's no tomorrow
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
rithm: !down fluffpony
cr_zoidberg: mircea_popescu: Boolberry - it's anonymus cryptocurrency, originally based on cryptonote technology but with a lot of innovations.
assbot: Beginners Guide - bitcoin-otc wiki
rithm: whoopsie
assbot: 'Freedom Flotilla II' set to sail for Gaza from Turkey | JPost | Israel News
mircea_popescu: cr_zoidberg don't be vague, be aggressive. what, specifically, is worth the mention on that lot of inovations ?
mircea_popescu: fluffypony i imagine in the not so distant future one'll be able to make a living helping people present themselves well here.
cr_zoidberg: FabianB: "dev bounties is 1%" - yes, we have daily paid with about 1% of emission, but this inclome depends of miner votes. they can reduce our earings if they don't like our work for example
mike_c: da fuq is emission?
kakobrekla: noise ?
mircea_popescu: what happens at night when you've been away from your wife for a long time
mike_c: crypto powered by co2?
fluffypony: mike_c: well...when a maaaaaan loves a womaaaaaan
mike_c: only two semen jokes? i'm disappointed
chetty: VI 52. Bureaucracy is a construction designed to
chetty: maximize the distance between a decision-maker and
chetty: the risks of the decision.
fluffypony: mike_c: the third joke is David Seaman
rithm: nanotube how about ;;guide in #bitcoin-assets? I mean, I'd totally regurgitate it to people asking for help on how to use OTC...
rithm: or would ya'll rather send them somewhere
mircea_popescu: rithm you can just use the ba wiki entry. it's the cannonical response anwyay
rithm: like a treasure hunt
assbot: first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets [bitcoin assets wiki]
mircea_popescu: the old wiki is too fouled by the likes of mike hearn, luke jr and the rest of the tools to be much use anymore
fluffypony: when are we adding "last steps in bitcoin-assets" to the wiki
fluffypony: for people on their death bed?
kakobrekla: go do it?
assbot: Bluetooth-Enabled Vibrator Leading to Computer-Engineered Orgasms | Betabeat
rithm: you've spelled it out for idiots
fluffypony: kakobrekla: I'm not on my death bed, so I'm ill-equipped
kakobrekla stabs fluffypony in the head.
kakobrekla: you are now
fluffypony: hah hah
fluffypony: Luke-Jr: what's your Bitcoin balance?
mircea_popescu: chetty : that should result in a bizarre sect of people who wear the doldos non stop and only get to orgasm when the computer is pleased with them.
fluffypony: Luke-Jr has the best Bitcoin balance
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: buncha assholes stop playing with your food. << lulz
chetty: <mircea_popescu> chetty : that should result in a bizarre sect of people who wear the doldos non stop and only get to orgasm when the computer is pleased with them.// the field for whole new fetishes is wide open
mircea_popescu: re tye turkish flotilla 2 thing : wasn't that attempted in 2011 ? and it failed ?
asciilifeform: lol! hearn goes into tilt, drops mask ?
benkay: wasn't communism attempted in the mid 20th century? and it failed?
fluffypony: asciilifeform: he's revealing himself as the Bitcoin Devil to Ver's Jesus
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the sad part about a life as a stoolie is this : that once mp blows your cover, your value to your owners decreases dramtically. and while you had been lured into the life with promises of superspydom, well... you gotta do the work such as it is. whether you think yourself better than that or not.
asciilifeform: poor fella, not even worth the seven grams of lead to his owners.
mircea_popescu: this exactly mirrors the life of the adolescent whore, who may have run away from hgome at 15 to be a star, and may have enjoyed the freedom her career gave her at 16, when her previous classmates were struggling with school romance and homework
fluffypony: so have we converted the room into pro-feminism yet?
assbot: Why You Should Be A Pinkcoin Or Hyper Believer |
mircea_popescu: but by the time she's toothless, barren and 24, nobody cares to know whether she thinks she's worth more than $8 and a beer for a quickie.
rithm: pinkcoin huh
fluffypony: Seamonster running some more altcoin pumps
fluffypony: "Although more speculative, I also believe PINK may be the first to attract more female users. Bitcoin is now home to a number of strong female voices, yet the alt market still seems to be something of a dude fest. With PINK’s commitment to funding breast cancer awareness and somewhat androgynous color scheme, I could see PINK being a first love for women with a lot of Bitcoin hungry for the returns some of us are already used to."
mircea_popescu: fluffypony name one such strong female voice ?!
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: if I say somethign with quotes around it it's not me
fluffypony: "rithm is a scammer"
mike_c: hanbot
fluffypony: clearly not me
rithm: i quote myself =all the time stfu
mircea_popescu: mike_c not disputing there aren't some. just amused at the "o, pink!!"
mircea_popescu: apparently this reality where all the strong female voices in bitcoin are related to this channel never happened.
mike_c: she was the only one i could think of. chetty doesn't talk much.
mircea_popescu: and someone is going to go and invent it!!1
mike_c: prolly too busy working.
mircea_popescu: she does work a lot.
mircea_popescu: i doubt many appreciate just how huge a project mmorpgs are.
benkay: princessnell maybe
fluffypony: yeah princessnell
fluffypony: and as we know mircea_popescu loves bitcoingirl
fluffypony: such a strong voice in the female community
mircea_popescu: maybe she should make pink.
mircea_popescu: +with the
benkay: she just doesn't have moosedickpete's heteroboner for mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: "At least in the U.S., a massive entertainment industry affords humanities majors with ample job opportunities crafting detergent pitches and scripting vampire romances. But second-tier Europe?" <<< ahahaha so much win.
mircea_popescu: benkay ya think ?
cr_zoidberg: mircea_popescu: innovations in few words, unlike other cryptonote-based сщшты: 1. we improved anonymity over the original cryptonote core, 2. we reduced blockchain bloading from ring signatures 3. we invented new PoW hash - fast and asic resistent, 4. we have public address aliasing feature that will be used later in colored coins. + some small improvements.
benkay: no respect for the kyriarchy
mircea_popescu: cr_zoidberg can you appreciate how "improved" is still vague ?
benkay: asic resistance is not a feature, cr
benkay: cr_zoidberg:
BingoBoingo: moiety of course
benkay experiences tabcompletion rage
benkay: oh yah moiety
fluffypony: BingoBoingo: of course
fluffypony: ok so hanbot, princessnell, moiety
mike_c: benkay: sure it is. it is asic-proof down to 30 meters.
fluffypony: and indianprincessbride that needed a free flight to Dar Es Salaam or whatever
mircea_popescu: well she's got a strong cunt enunciation. .. which is still with the groupo from what i gather.
mircea_popescu: fluffypony das ist mein schlong ?
mircea_popescu: da fuck's sschshty supposed to be.
fluffypony: sschshty is the number after fffvty
fluffypony: (at a certain level of drunkenness)
mircea_popescu: fphvty ?
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mircea_popescu: anyone else wanna book maria for a assets session ?
fluffypony: that is a most unfortunate surname
cr_zoidberg: mircea_popescu, we have more details in presentation. at first we changed transaction format and added attribute to outs that fix welknown CryptoNote issues. Second imortant improvment - we changed the way of transaction identification, that let us to drop unneeded big parts of trancsactions.
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mircea_popescu: cr_zoidberg so you fixed a bug in cryptonote, why not just submit a patch to them ? and if they fix it too, that point goes away ?
cr_zoidberg: mircea_popescu: not really bug - it was bad design i guess. to fix it they need to make core changes and make hard fork. we have just different transaction format.
cr_zoidberg: mircea_popescu: so we have just modifyed core
cr_zoidberg: also we was the first of cryptonote coins who was developed official GUI .
Duffer1: !up cr_zoidberg
mircea_popescu: ubuntu on amazonaws is such a match made in heaven. they pretty much deserve each other.
fluffypony: one-click servers?
fluffypony: majik
assbot: Terraform - HashiCorp
benkay: amazon amazon ub(er)-aw(lles)s
rithm: this looks magical if you like magick
benkay: mircea_popescu: what's got you bent about aws today?
mircea_popescu: rithm what's this, puppet with a bootstrap wrapper ?
DreadKnight: !up HeySteve
mircea_popescu: benkay just because they deserve each other doesn't mean i hate them you know ?
fluffypony: HeySteve: is the gpg auth being weird again?
rithm: i haven't figured it out yet shhh
benkay: rithm: played with kubernetes yet?
mircea_popescu: rithm anyway, they're going the right way, at least that much. who's the coo/ceo there ?
rithm: hashicorp has some talent
rithm: idk
mircea_popescu: "Certainly that was how things played at the blog of the libertarian Reason magazine, which mocked the notion that someone might both deserve economic assistance and make art and wear odd clothes.
mircea_popescu: One wouldn’t expect any better from libertarians, who have built an entire ideology around the world-view of 12-year-old boys."
mircea_popescu: cheeky huh.
mircea_popescu: "in our vain and ultimately doomed quest to differentiate ourselves from our tween years, without changing anything substantial, we shall now endeavour to identify anything we perceive the womenz don't like with '12yo boys', thus clearing making it clearly obvious & clear that we're not deserving of the friendzone"
HeySteve: fluffypony, nope
HeySteve: re: auth thing
HeySteve: just a courtesy up I guess, watching a movie atm so just lurking
fluffypony: what you watching?
TheNewDeal: backdoor sluts 9?
HeySteve: expendables 3. it's like that "get everyone" gary oldman line in terms of actors
HeySteve: dumb film tho, what'd you think of Jodo's Dune?
TheNewDeal: gracias
DreadKnight: silly owls never get naked
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: innocence-lost << 'a habit obscene and unsavoury / kept a cs professor in slavery / with maniacal howls / he deflowers young owls / which he keeps in an underground aviary.'
BingoBoingo: Anyone knows who runs //hashreport.net need to crucify someone for trackback spam
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: originally found it exactly there.
asciilifeform: except it was freebsd 4.something
fluffypony: HeySteve: nfi
fluffypony: nfw I mean
fluffypony: my wife and I were watching that now
fluffypony: it just finished
fluffypony: downloaded the TS rip on TPB, colours were too washed out but the audio was spot on
mircea_popescu: the who ?!
fluffypony: on the other end of the spectrum, Jodorowsky's Dune was amazing
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
fluffypony: he basically put together a sci-fi film dream team
fluffypony: and to see his heritage in so many movies after that
mircea_popescu: ahh i'm totally putting these in the logs :
mircea_popescu: A broken-down harlot named Tupps was heard to confess in her cups: "The height of my folly was diddling a collie- but I got a nice price for the pups."
mircea_popescu: A burlesque dancer, a pip named Virginia, could peel in a zip; but she read science fiction and died of constriction attempting a Moebius strip.
mircea_popescu: A busy young lady named Gloria was had by sir Gerald du Maurier, and then by six men, sir Gerald again, and the band at the Waldorf-Astoria.
mircea_popescu: anyone wanna do a limmerick contest ?
asciilifeform: every kid with unix box knows these
mircea_popescu: so that's all of five people ?
BingoBoingo: Oh, so this is apparently the trackback spammer: http://drewtri.info/ Complaint is detailed here http://dpaste.com/2N85HTH
assbot: Andrew Tri
assbot: dpaste: 2N85HTH
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo good move giving him a log link.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: That isn't what he was spamming for but instead .tp://hashreport.net
BingoBoingo: .tp is the toilet paper protocol, for wiping asses
BingoBoingo: Log link to promote his personal site I find acceptable
mircea_popescu: !up MontyWell
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TheNewDeal: limerick contest please
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mircea_popescu: yeah srsly.
mircea_popescu: A corpulent maiden named Kroll had a notion exceedingly droll: at a masquerade ball, dressed in nothing at all, she backed in as a Parker House roll.
mircea_popescu: A CS student named Lin had a prick the size of a pin. It was no good for girls but just great for squirrels, they squealed with delight with it in.
fluffypony: On chat lived a guy, TheNewDeal, whose nickname had little appeal; "I would change if I dare, but it's not here nor there," he did write and then GPG seal
TheNewDeal: not bad
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/BBoingo/status/493870331518803968 You're spammers @HashReport @BTC_Society signed complaint http://dpaste.com/2N85HTH
assbot: dpaste: 2N85HTH
mircea_popescu: !up bonusdz
TheNewDeal: already changed my name though flufflypony
TheNewDeal: plus, bitcoin is like the real New Deal, not some phony FDR stuff
mircea_popescu: There lurked on assets this chap named copumpkin. He kept to himself, his balls on the shelf and a big huge silicone dong for the munchin'.
dub: no
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BingoBoingo: !up HeySteve
mircea_popescu: The harlot went Dub! You persnickety scrub, I lent you my car to drive to the mall, not to stuff your nub in the rub.
mircea_popescu: hm actually that should end in "wall"./
fluffypony: no your rhyming scheme was almost right - limmerick is 5 lines, AABBA, A lines are long and B lines are short
BingoBoingo: Some girl called to Namworld. He was not of this world, After he circled the corn. They made Japanese tentacle porn!
chetty: VI 60. Universities have been progressing from
chetty: providing scholarship for a small fee into selling degrees
chetty: at a large cost.
mircea_popescu: There's no fluff on this pony, said Joe to his homie. So they took off with the wife, and for her life she never could get back to the coney.
Namworld: What is going on?
TheNewDeal: limerick contest
mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal didn';t we just like marginalize a sucker for having dared to ask wtf is going on not an hour ago ?
TheNewDeal: wasn't here for that
TheNewDeal: probably deserved it though...
mircea_popescu: A dentist, young doctor Malone, got a charming girl patient alone and, in his depravity, filled the wrong cavity. God, how his practice has grown.
fluffypony: there once was a chap from Romania, who said "Bitcoin I'll try to explain-to-ya!"; he launched an exchange, Jimmothy did enrage, now he talks with such megalomania
fluffypony: fuck it was hard thinking of stuff to rhyme with Romania
mircea_popescu: tasmania :D
fluffypony: won't have the same ring to it as megalomania :-P
ThickAsThieves: Here's a tear for Old Man Popescu, who was always in need of a rescue. He'd be smelling a rose, all the while in no clothes, wondering how it was that he met you.
fluffypony: hah hah
mircea_popescu: omg popescu and rescue don't rhyme.
mircea_popescu: the only thing popescu rhymes with is risque.
mthreat: popescu / stop a few
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BingoBoingo: fluffypony met a duck. The made the decision to fuck. They went for a long time, but fluffypony was caught for his crime. All their children went cluck.
TheNewDeal: There once was a bot named gribble. With humans, he would not quibble. If he had but one weakness/ it sure wasn't meekness/ but reputation attacks from Sybil
fluffypony: ThickAsThieves was a grand pseudonym, of a man that enjoyed drinking gin, "buy my passthrough" he cried, 'tho NeoBee had yet died, so he turfed that whole thing in the bin
mircea_popescu: mthreat mirˈt͡ʃe̯a poˈpes.ku
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ThickAsThieves: speak english plz
fluffypony: hah hah ThickAsThieves
fluffypony: TheNewDeal: nice!
TheNewDeal: had to get gribble involved
dub: there one was a chatter named mp. with a penchant for prose, evidently. alas he can't rhyme. though he's want to opine. on matters of whips and rear entry
TheNewDeal: hahahaha
mircea_popescu: This balding old monkey named Bingo boingo-something-somethingo went for a walk, let out a squawk and was forever extradited to congo.
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mthreat: is there a website that accepts phonetic input and speaks it?
BingoBoingo: mthreat: AT&T used to have one, might still
dub: goog translate does iirc
fluffypony: nanotube was a bot maker grand, had the WoT in his right and left hand, "I won't change it, I swear", he'd exclaim with a glare, that's why Karpeles was not auto-banned
mircea_popescu: dub had a hubby, he was well short and stubbly, but when they met, usually at the vet, the neighbours corked gallons of bubbly.
ThickAsThieves: When it came to pronunciation, TaT was an inspiration. He'd make verbs of your nouns and pronounce in weird sounds. He died alone from abuse of libations.
assbot: Lionel Messi tax evasion prosecution: Spain not happy.
TheNewDeal: nonsequitir TAT
ThickAsThieves: says you
ThickAsThieves: it's sayng i talked silly cuz i was drunk
mike_c: There was once a trader called TaT / Whose charts went this way and that / He opened a leg / But the price wouldn't peg / And his profits all went kersplat
mircea_popescu: A whore that was thick and her circle of thieves took pleasure in sniffing the filthiest greaves. that came to an end when the lady's friend died from a horrible case of dry heaves.
dub: +1
fluffypony: there once was a vixen, hanbot, who gave forum n00bs hassle - a lot! it blew up with a fight, bad mods came to light, now she's both in b-a and the WoT
mthreat: messi should move his residence to Monaco
fluffypony: mike_c: hah hah
mircea_popescu: ajhahhaha good one mike_c
mircea_popescu: i think so far he's winning.
mike_c: TA trolling is too easy
ThickAsThieves: 3.22% up in btc
mike_c: results, whatever :)
ThickAsThieves: was higher before i started playing with margin...
mike_c: as warren was fond of saying "a long string of big numbers times zero.."
fluffypony: on the 'net lived a trader named Mike, whose charts would show both dip and spike, good advice he did give, as an investment sieve; with the proceeds he bought a new bike!
benkay is glad to have escaped so far
mike_c: ooh, benkay should be easy
BingoBoingo: There once was a muppet named truffles, they alway got up into a fluffle. Truffles hated to read, and missed warnings to head. In the end truffles screams were muffled.
TheNewDeal: read / head :-p
TheNewDeal: oh that was my mistake
mircea_popescu: Mike C was a lecherous fart, who liked to watch virginal thighs part. But it all went downhill when for a trill he murdered a tart and pulled out her heart.
mike_c: lol, i knew i shoulda stayed out of it
TheNewDeal: this is getting serious
mircea_popescu: warrilicks!
TheNewDeal: I'd liek to propose a rule that all future insults must be in limerick form
mike_c: second
mircea_popescu: this is not a bad rule.
mircea_popescu: i guess your rule pissed.
BingoBoingo: Tennis was played one day. It all ended in a hay. A muscle was pulled by benkay, so he used a tube of bengay. He was scorched by a cosmic ray.
mircea_popescu: ow shit bengay, that's rich.
TheNewDeal: oooo he's back for more
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mircea_popescu: There lived this newlywed named Ben Gay, Who didn't really want to say, and so he pretended for all those concerned that his name really were benkay.
benkay: now do it with Icy Hot
fluffypony: benkay managed devs in the day, but at nighttime was when he did play, IRC was his joy, poor gribble was his toy, (nanotube let's him just have his way)
mircea_popescu: Icy Hot was a slovenly harlot that drank from the pisspot and hid in the wot ?
BingoBoingo: Benkay used some Icy Hot. It all went up it pot. The balm was too strong, for benkay's dong. With blisters his dick was shot.
mircea_popescu: Thenewdeal had a very very loose butt seal, on account of years of abuse and very hard use, but it didn't bother his zeal.
fluffypony: I can't tell if your rhymes are intentionally bad, mircea_popescu
fluffypony: rhyme-troll
mircea_popescu: shut up im color blind.
fluffypony: so you're saying you're no longer racist?
ThickAsThieves: fukn racists these days
ThickAsThieves: malicious communications!
BingoBoingo: Search engine terms that brought people to my blog today "people in ohio suck" Victory!
fluffypony: hah hah
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: There once was a man named Ken Thompson / Who had a peculiar Johnson; / For park it he will / In no hole he 'adn't drilled; / Lest the hole tap a thread that's unwholesome.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo maybe the perosn's trying to get laid.
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BingoBoingo: Maybe?
mircea_popescu: The guy known as asciilifeform had a corny penile horn. Whomever he fucked was thoroughly plucked and no longer lukewarm to reform.
HeySteve: there once was a room called Assets / which they declared full of bit-fascists / "those guys are jerks!" / they herped and they derped / but in the end their scams all went flaccid
mircea_popescu: ^ i hired this guy to outrhyme me.
TheNewDeal: that one was quality
TheNewDeal: can we post that up on the banner for the channel?
mircea_popescu: without ass in it ?
mircea_popescu: so what's the deal here, whoever made the meanest limericks won right ?
fluffypony: bitcoin-assets, kakobrekla's home, had such knowledge all stored in a tome, if you're lazy to read, no spoon will you feed, just give up - for you never will lead!
mircea_popescu: there should be something in the lead/lead ambiguity
mircea_popescu: bitcoin-assets is a matter of lead : if you find the great tome you may take it home, but if you bumble and stumble you'll get shot in the head.
fluffypony: bitcoin-assets, kakobrekla's home, had such knowledge all stored in a tome, if you're lazy to read, no spoon will you feed, just resign and go home and smoke weed
mircea_popescu: !up jctb
TheNewDeal: what if I want to do both?
assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
TheNewDeal: that was just a few minutes ago
mircea_popescu: yeah lol
TheNewDeal: it was just as high quality the second time around
mircea_popescu: just you know, the traditional response to "what if i wana do both". well honey... your butt'll get loose.
rithm: urmom is flacid
TheNewDeal: ahhhh
TheNewDeal: I was talking about reading the bitcoin-assets log while I resign and go home
TheNewDeal: and smoke weed
mircea_popescu: wheres that vid
TheNewDeal: the butt one?
assbot: Jay's Rap - YouTube
TheNewDeal: hahahaha
asciilifeform: There once lived a fellow named Hearn; / For to ravish the blockchain he yearned; / Cried, 'I'll squirt in my seed, / And your heart - it will bleed!' / But got only laughs in return.
mircea_popescu: yeah this should be more like a poem than a limerick.
TheNewDeal: good stuff ascii
HeySteve: bravo
danielpbarron: The retards in Bitcoin oh-TEE-see \ think they know better than dee-PEE-bee \ when trading is done \ they give a plus one \ to the next pirate at forty.
mike_c: lol, no limericking yourself!
mike_c: but good one
mircea_popescu: A gifted young fellow from Sparta was widely renowned as a farta'.He could fart anything from "Of Thee I Sing," to Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata."
asciilifeform: ;;ud meteorist
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meteorist | ... meteor boobs · Meteor Garden · MeteorHawk · meteorist · meteorite · Meteorited · meteorite men · Meteorite Sulfate · Meteorite-Walk- ... meteorist isn't defined.
mircea_popescu: im sorry, meteor BOOBS ?
asciilifeform: ah sorry. english -> 'flatulist'
asciilifeform: ;;google Le Pétomane
gribble: Le Pétomane - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane>; Professional Farters • Damn Interesting: <http://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters/>; Record Le Petomane Mr LEFIRES sept 1904 , The FART MAN ...: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tixKopGjn5s>
HeySteve: heh danielpbarron
mircea_popescu: "Marc le petomane belge goes to dinner", the new and exciting comic in Al Vomit's autumn line-up.
asciilifeform: Cryptography master McGee / said, 'no use I've for this RNG, / I can eat bags of bits, / mix 'em up when I shits, / I know they'll emerge pattern-free.'
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BingoBoingo: ^ Who needs Hearn?
HeySteve: lol an RNGI tract
benkay: wow that's great asciilifeform
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mircea_popescu: "Obviously you go with Alice, which is also why she isn't popular among women: There's no aspiration, no wish fulfillment, it's too fantastic, too impossible because Alice is, in fact, a superhero. It's not real."
mircea_popescu: spending the accumulated wealth of ten generations just so one and a half could do some exploring in the endless space of "just how exactly the stupidity of idle idiots goes" has got to be the worst deal in the history of humanity.
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BingoBoingo: Imma going to have to put together a blog post. http://dpaste.com/37N8YCY
assbot: dpaste: 37N8YCY
assbot: ongoing by Tim Bray · Privacy Economics
midnightmagic: mircea_popescu: are those articles yours? in lastpsychiatrist?
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mircea_popescu: midnightmagic nope.
midnightmagic: the tone is similar.
midnightmagic: And I can't find a byline anywhere. :)
asciilifeform: The soldiers parade at Ft. Meade! / From crib sheets the Generals read, / 'Our battles we'll win, / - for we've cracked ROT-13! / Our enemies shall learn to bleed.'
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mircea_popescu: midnightmagic well that's flattering, but no. while we write about the same things about similar things and at the same time, we're actually different people.
mircea_popescu: which is mildly encouraging
mircea_popescu: mthreat i don't care for the guy's notions. you wanna hear the list ?
mthreat: sure... i just put it up here for discussion
mike_c: let's start with his basic premise is flawed.
mike_c: that making it cost anything is good enough. this is silly.
mike_c: it just has to cost less then the bad guy makes.
mircea_popescu: moreover, making it difficult for criminals and still doable for the govt is the worst possible world
mike_c: it's perfectly profitable to sit in a starbucks and MitM even if it's not feasible to do it to the entire planet
mircea_popescu: you want either strong encryption - nobody gets it, or weak encryption - everyone gets it.
mircea_popescu: you definitely don't want priviledged actors that aren;t you, and no, the govt is not you.
mircea_popescu: but more generally, it's more of the same "o hai guise, good crypto is not really necessary" stoolies. this is evil whether the person is aware of their sin or not.
mike_c: "good enough" is fine for a single use case. you make a website, you use certain tools to secure it, and maybe there are some theoretical holes and this is ok. but the tools themselves should be bulletproof.
mircea_popescu: good enough is a user decision, not a toolmaker decision.
mike_c: hence s.nsa.
mircea_popescu: i may build a shoddy dog house, and that's my problem. but you may not sell me shoddy hammers nailks or planks.
mthreat: change of subject - here's a place nearby that you'll like, mircea, if you like hot dogs: http://pickupthefork.com/2014/01/28/dogg-getting-it-on-hot-doggy-style/
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mircea_popescu: now that aside, tor is really not functional, and so yes he has some good points mixed into the turd.
mircea_popescu: mthreat i've never had a hot dog.
mthreat: wha
mthreat: and you gotta love that pic at the top of that web page
midnightmagic: ah, it's Dr. Chris Ballas. That took three googlings..
midnightmagic is surprised
mircea_popescu: mthreat actually i don't, she's biting.
mircea_popescu: incredible how fine the brain is when scrutinizing woman face.
mircea_popescu: i lik ethe blog idea tho, lot of work put into the articles. is she here ?
mthreat: i think so, but haven't met her yet
mircea_popescu: as in b-a, not b-a :p
mthreat: but she has good recommendations
mircea_popescu: left her a comment.
mircea_popescu: ;;google site:trilema.com "chris ballas"
gribble: The battlefield of the future pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2014/the-battlefield-of-the-future/>; Google : exploring the bottomless pit of irrelevance, since 2004 or so ...: <http://trilema.com/2014/google-exploring-the-bottomless-pit-of-irrelevance-since-2004-or-so/>
mircea_popescu: midnightmagic there :p
BingoBoingo: !up RooK314
BingoBoingo: !up belcher
RooK314: ty BingoBoingo
BingoBoingo: You're welcome
mircea_popescu: !up Raymondo
Raymondo: Whoa hey, I mean I was just going to lurk. But now I have a podium!
RooK314: I'm still writing blog posts. The things you do for crypto
mircea_popescu: Raymondo so who're you ?
mircea_popescu: RooK314 what blog posts be those and where ?
mircea_popescu: !up ColinT
RooK314: I haven't finished them yet mircea_popescu, but it will be for MyriadCoin. Tech analysis or something
Raymondo: Nobody with a name with any value. Just wanted to listen to some general crypto chatter I guess.
RooK314: I got to do more research.
mircea_popescu: Raymondo log's your friend then
Raymondo: I apologize if I've stumbled into the wrong neighborhood
RooK314: I am glad I use weechat, because this chan definitely requires logs
Duffer1: you are in the right spot
dignork: RooK314: there are logs already - see http://log.bitcoin-assets.com
assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
Raymondo: Awesome, thanks!
Duffer1: yea
RooK314: so true mircea_popescu
kakobrekla: <TheNewDeal> can we post that up on the banner for the channel? < you mean "limerick and black dicks"
RooK314: If you like guys covered in glitter then twilight is for you
mircea_popescu: i kinda like girls covered in glitter.
mircea_popescu: !up RetroUpriser
RetroUpriser: hey there
benkay: glitter only when p drunks
mircea_popescu: ello. who're you ?
RetroUpriser: just roMING
RetroUpriser: qho are you?
mircea_popescu: benkay well implying they have the sense to keep it off the edible parts.
RooK314: mircea_popescu: I have tried every trick I know to get seakazoo to come show her tis for ya but failed
RetroUpriser: sorry, typing with one hand
assbot: NSFW - Mosu’ cu joarda pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
kakobrekla: let your dick go when on irc.
BingoBoingo: RetroUpriser: Watching anyting interesting in the other window?
mircea_popescu: RooK314 it's ok.
RetroUpriser: what other window?
RetroUpriser: i know who you are MP
RetroUpriser: how could i not?
mircea_popescu: i have no idea lol. you asked.
nanotube: rithm: it is done
RetroUpriser: Yes, yes i did. What do you think BTC:fiat is gonna do in the near future?
mircea_popescu: The real question is why it's popular among 15 year old girls? 15 year old girls should, in theory, have grown up without 1970s sexism. Schools are hypervigilant about fostering girls development, and there are enough female everythings that it's not remarkable that there are female anythings.
mircea_popescu: And yet here we are, teen girls are reading fairy tales. This book should not resonate with 15 year olds, not this much. Which means that these girls are still getting sexist signals from somewhere, and, follow the trail, those signals came from the 40 year old women who like the story, i.e. "feminists."
mircea_popescu: lol, are getting "sexist signals". how about are getting biological signals ?
mircea_popescu: the jews tried this in palestine, making kibutzzes without all the family stuff. naked kids and all
mircea_popescu: two generations later, girls that had been grown by feminists were reinventing female coy behaviour.
mircea_popescu: it's not sexist, it's natural. big whoop.
RetroUpriser: I think the influences delibrately effecting women are systematic and go deeper that you could understand without the right info
mircea_popescu: how about the influences affecting spelling ?
RetroUpriser: not sure man
assbot: Total Sorority Move | “Girl In A Country Song” Perfectly Describes How Every Girl Is Portrayed In Country Music Videos
mircea_popescu: but anyway, that is exactly my point : they go much deeper. all the way deep, in fact.
RooK314: In the US feminists are a plague
RetroUpriser: Yeah, finished reading that article on THG a few min ago
RetroUpriser: I'm sure it goes down to conspiracy levels
BingoBoingo: !up pi07r
RetroUpriser: Notic all the hormone disruptors in all the makeup?
RetroUpriser: My friends little sister globs that shit on when she was ten years old
RetroUpriser: god only knows what its doing to her
mircea_popescu: wait the what ?!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45000 @ 0.00080868 = 36.3906 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: i'd imagine teenaged boys and girls eat about equal volumes of lip gloss, no ?
assbot: Google
mircea_popescu: ;;google hormone disruptors
gribble: Endocrine disruptor - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endocrine_disruptor>; Endocrine Disruptors: <http://www.niehs.nih.gov/health/topics/agents/endocrine/>; Dirty Dozen List of Endocrine Disruptors | Environmental Working ...: <http://www.ewg.org/research/dirty-dozen-list-endocrine-disruptors>
RetroUpriser: well, girls and boys are different, some are girls, and some are boys
RetroUpriser: And hey, go figure, the highest levels of these chemicals are found in plastic kids toys and makeup
RetroUpriser: I dig how gribble can google, never knew that
RetroUpriser: ;;gettrust mircea_popescu
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask mircea_popescu!~Mircea@pdpc/supporter/silver/mircea-popescu. Trust relationship from user birdman to user mircea_popescu: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 5 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=birdman&dest=mircea_popescu | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=mircea_popescu | Rated since: Fri Jul 22 11:04:26 2011
RooK314: No wonder we have so many with gender identity issues
mircea_popescu: im generally aware of the phtalate problem, and of the horror that soy is for the male endocryne balance.
RetroUpriser: Among other terrible things happening to everyone mentally
mircea_popescu: i just never heard this makeup theory, nor do i follow how exactly it'd work.
RetroUpriser: Yeah soy is no good
RooK314: And it tastes like balls
mircea_popescu: it does ?!
BingoBoingo: RooK314: You taste balls?
RooK314: Besides soy sauce. That shit is good.
RooK314: Well BingoBoingo, how I *imagine* balls might taste
RetroUpriser: ;;google hormone disruptors in makeup
mircea_popescu: !up xanthyos
RooK314: I hope I never find myself in a situation where I am forced to compare
BingoBoingo: RooK314: You realize you may have jsut slandered balls based on your imagination thinking that soy tastes like them.
RetroUpriser: weird, i meant to google hormone disruptors in makeup not clean makeup
RooK314: True. Maybe I will do a blind taste test with a couple of girls.
RooK314: So we know the truth.
RooK314: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 587.72, Best ask: 589.77, Bid-ask spread: 2.05000, Last trade: 589.77, 24 hour volume: 10532.37494656, 24 hour low: 570.5, 24 hour high: 596.0, 24 hour vwap: 582.193028945
mircea_popescu: my girls love to suckle the ballsack. and actually, here's an older article : http://trilema.com/2011/a-cui-e-prietena-ta/
assbot: A cui e prietena ta ? pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: it dealt with the fallout in the romanian twitter space from my pointing out that if a girl doesn't like how your balls smell she's not in love.
RooK314: My Italian sucks.
mircea_popescu: tis romanian actually.
RooK314: Oh I see.
RooK314: I speak Spanish. That's about it.
mircea_popescu: yo tambien.
mircea_popescu: ah so basically it's deodorants and all the creams they lather on themselves. i can see it.
mircea_popescu: kinda why responsible girls use pure cocoa butter and organic stuff generally.
RooK314: Que bueno.
RooK314: Beautiful country Romania. I should like to visit one day.
RetroUpriser: ;;google aluminum in deoderant
gribble: Antiperspirants Facts About Cancer, Aluminum, Alzheimer's, and More: <http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/features/antiperspirant-facts-safety>; Antiperspirants/Deodorants and Breast Cancer - National Cancer ...: <http://www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/factsheet/Risk/AP-Deo>; Deodorant - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deodorant>
mthreat: tom's deodorant doesn't have aluminum (the original one)
RooK314: I don't use any of that crap, I use this: http://www.thecrystal.com/
assbot: The original natural mineral salt deodorant | Crystal Body Deodorant
mircea_popescu: what's that, native alum ?
RetroUpriser: toms like the tooth paste brand? I use le stick (rarely) its got no aluminum and uses some sort of french green clay
BingoBoingo: RooK314: Hydrogen Flouride exists as a perfectly natural salt...
RooK314: Just mineral salts
RetroUpriser: stopped drinking out of aluminum cans and cooking with only stainless steel now
RooK314: I have copper cookware :/
BingoBoingo: RetroUpriser> stopped drinking out of aluminum cans and cooking with only stainless steel now << give cast iron a try
RooK314: BingoBoingo: I think you can buy the chunks too
RetroUpriser: I haven't looked into copper or cast iron
mircea_popescu: cast iron, yes. i use it.
RooK314: I have a few cast iron pieces.
RetroUpriser: Rook314 isn't copper cookware expensive and fancy?
RetroUpriser: ;;google best metal to cook with
gribble: EatingWell: What's the Best Pan to Cook With? - Huffington Post: <http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eatingwell/whats-the-best-pan-to-cook-with_b_879222.html>; Cookware Guide: The Best (And Worst) Materials For Pots And Pans: <http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/24/best-and-worst-metal-cookware_n_1447206.html>; Hidden Dangers in Cookware - Happy Cooking Co: (1 more message)
BingoBoingo: Just can't use cast iron to make anything with tomatoes
RooK314: Sort of I guess. I just like that it is easy to clean and lasts a lifetime if properly cared for.
RooK314: The Huffington Post rofl
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BingoBoingo: Well, the acids in tomatoes incteract poorly with the seasoning.
xanthyos: huff po is a blogging site, not real journalism
RetroUpriser: Yeah acidic foods will make the pan give run-off into your food
mircea_popescu: omfg i found pickles in argentina!
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mircea_popescu: they're shitty vinegar pickles, but still.
BingoBoingo: Romanians and their pickles
mircea_popescu: pickles are the most important thing in the world.
BingoBoingo: !s pickles
assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
BingoBoingo: 04-02-2014 16:08:51 <mircea_popescu> there's at least a dozen different sorts of pickles i can't do without
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo it's like a handicap.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu I imagine it must be. You could never run away to Antartica because of your pickle hunger.
mircea_popescu: i doubt i could have the girls walk around naked in antartica.
RetroUpriser: So your mega rich right?
RetroUpriser: like above top 30%?
RetroUpriser: directed at mp
mircea_popescu: !up hikari1
mthreat: top 30% = mega rich?
RetroUpriser: hell yeah
mthreat: top 30% of what
mircea_popescu: i suspect everyone here is top 30%.
RetroUpriser: of the wealth in the world
mthreat: exactly
RetroUpriser: you think so? it was a shot in the dark
mthreat: everyone in the channel is probably top 5% of the world in wealth
RetroUpriser: I guess i didnt take into account all those poor bastards
mircea_popescu: youre aware average wealth per capita is less than an ounce of gold.
RetroUpriser: then i am wealthy
mthreat: don't forget it
RetroUpriser: but it is all relative
mircea_popescu: see, this is the blessing of bitcoin-assets.
mthreat: and don't go to monaco
mthreat: you'll feel poor
RetroUpriser: what is?
mircea_popescu: you don't need to spend much time here to become wealthy.
RetroUpriser: well, if i had the same %/total of dollars that i do of % of bitcoin that can exist, id be ridiculously rich
RetroUpriser: tht is if sealswithclubs doesnt steal from me
BingoBoingo: ;;google site:trilema.com how to be a millionaire
gribble: How to live to be rich. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/how-to-live-to-be-rich>; O, wasted youth! pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/o-wasted-youth>; Amir Taaki has done, and continues to do, huge disservice ... - Trilema: <http://trilema.com/2012/amir-taaki-has-done-and-continues-to-do-huge-disservice-to-anyone-serious- (1 more message)
assbot: Global Rich List
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i continue to be amazed at what goog picks.
BingoBoingo: Indeed
RetroUpriser: the wasted youth is a bad link
mircea_popescu: "You’re in the top 0.0001% richest people in the world. That makes you the 151st richest person on earth."
mircea_popescu: im not sure how accurate that website is.
mthreat: haha, congrats!
mircea_popescu: i skipped the "equity in your home" part tho.
mircea_popescu: RetroUpriser i see it ?
RetroUpriser: it says it cant be displayed, and the people who are the top ten richest, are definitely not letting that info out
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 7000000000 * 0.0001 / 100
gribble: 7000
mircea_popescu: 7k, 150, whatevs.
RetroUpriser: hows it feel to be rich enough to never have to work a day in your life man?
RetroUpriser: well my friend
RetroUpriser: i have an open wallet if you wanna spice things up ;)
mircea_popescu: mthreat lol love how they keep trying to sell me on making donations. neat idea for a site.
mircea_popescu: RetroUpriser got a gf ?
RetroUpriser: charity is best served in your own hands man
RetroUpriser: screw donating to organizations
mthreat: mircea pays for tits
RetroUpriser: No, but i can get you some tit pics
mircea_popescu: RetroUpriser did you come up with that idea on your own or read it somewhere ?
RetroUpriser: I think carnagie said it in some history class in middle school
RetroUpriser: industrialist
mircea_popescu: see midnightmagic, there's like five of us by now. at least.
RetroUpriser: Whats a tit pic goin for nowadays?
mircea_popescu: ;;google i'll pay for your tits
gribble: I'll pay for your tits pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/>; Just To See Your Tits - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QngYk5Xzs>; No, These Stupid Cookies Will Not Make Your Boobs Bigger - Jezebel: <http://jezebel.com/no-these-stupid-cookies-will-not-make-your-boobs-bigge-1584674694>
mircea_popescu: look at that. crickey.
RetroUpriser: why dont you just fly over here and ill get you some tang
RetroUpriser: webpage cannot be found
midnightmagic: mircea_popescu: five what..?
mircea_popescu: people writing the same stuff.
mircea_popescu: RetroUpriser you got some weird internet censorship thing going ?
RetroUpriser: nah man i was on trilema earlier, but the links assbot gives me arent working
RetroUpriser: because its adding the >
RetroUpriser: at the end
RetroUpriser: or no, no its not
assbot: fu gribble is doing that.
RetroUpriser: when i google search it works
assbot: I’ll pay for your tits pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: Page not found pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mike_c: why is this difficult? <http://example.com> Don't include either of the brackets..
RetroUpriser: whoa man .1 for some tit pics
RetroUpriser: maybe we can work something out in a bulk transaction?
mike_c: sure, go scrape some pron site and get paid.
mthreat: arbitrage, I like it!
mike_c: because that's what he's paying for, someone to go find him pron.
RetroUpriser: i can probably get a bunch of chicks to send me their tits for a fee, and ill keep the extra
RetroUpriser: but they wouldnt be coming into assests
RetroUpriser: assets
kakobrekla: can you IPO it first?
RetroUpriser: is there any other way to authenticate the titties? so you know im not google searching them
xanthyos: so what about tit video, at 24 frames per second. does that go for 2.4 btc/s?
mike_c: do you honestly think he's paying for the fking pic..
RetroUpriser: yeah, i do
xanthyos: those titties have to eauth with gribble to get paid
mike_c: !down RetroUpriser
mike_c: wtf
RetroUpriser: !authed
mike_c: ;;ident RetroUpriser
gribble: CAUTION: irc nick differs from otc registered nick. Nick 'RetroUpriser', with hostmask 'RetroUpriser!a2e354cb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.162.227.84.203', is identified as user 'birdman', with GPG key id 43C14A4124F48195, key fingerprint 2B2DC64A8C3DBD14024A610343C14A4124F48195, and bitcoin address None
mike_c: ;;gettrust assbot RetroUpriser
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user RetroUpriser: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=RetroUpriser | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=RetroUpriser | Rated since: never
RetroUpriser: !down mike_c
xanthyos: RetroUpriser's gribble nick is "birdman"
xanthyos: that's why it doesn't show
mike_c: !down birdman
xanthyos: !up birdman
kakobrekla: no it doest work like that
RetroUpriser: no, im authed, you can't devoice me
RetroUpriser: i assume at least
mike_c: kako.. help me out here before i pop a valve.
kakobrekla: has assbot been pming you?
kakobrekla: anyway, he seems to be authed
RetroUpriser: me? no
mike_c: but not trusted?
RetroUpriser: i have a rating or two
RetroUpriser: ;;gettrust birdman
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask RetroUpriser!a2e354cb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.162.227.84.203. CAUTION: irc nick differs from otc registered nick. Trust relationship from user birdman to user birdman: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 4 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=birdman&dest=birdman | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=birdman | Rated since: Sun Jul 6 16:21:25 (1 more message)
mike_c: ;;gettrust assbot birdman
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask RetroUpriser!a2e354cb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.162.227.84.203. CAUTION: irc nick differs from otc registered nick. Trust relationship from user assbot to user birdman: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=birdman | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=birdman | Rated since: Sun Jul 6 16:21:25 2014
RetroUpriser: Is there a problem?
mike_c: danielpbarron, your judgement is questionable :)
danielpbarron: sorry :/
RetroUpriser: way to be a dick daniel
RetroUpriser: dont mention to 2g loan i took and paid back
RetroUpriser: which really isnt much less than the btc your holding, right now at least
mike_c: and yet you are in here begging for pennies
RetroUpriser: anyways
RetroUpriser: Mircea_popescu i'd like to hear more about your offer
RetroUpriser: mike_C i'd like to hear less of yours
xanthyos: i only have 0.030712 BTC to my name and i haven't even dropped an address to beg donations into hehe
kakobrekla: RetroUpriser you know this is not 'id like' game.
RetroUpriser: I don't understand
fluffypony: isn't it down time yet?
kakobrekla: try harder.
RetroUpriser: Am i supposed to roll over when this kid tries to push my buttons?
mike_c: ;;rate birdman -1
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of -1 for user birdman has been recorded.
fluffypony: mike_c is a id?
RetroUpriser: Still not getting where any problem started from
mike_c: !down RetroUpriser
mike_c: srsly
kakobrekla: mike_c it wont re-check on down :(
mike_c: hehe
mike_c: ;;unrate birdman
gribble: Successfully removed your rating for birdman.
kakobrekla: this could be improved.
BingoBoingo: Step One, Give irc bot a new function. Step two work forever on maintaining and refining it.
mike_c: it's a good thing though. if it doesn't need maintaining and refining that's because no one is using it.
kakobrekla: or just means i did a terrible job the first time.
dub: sorry -assets, my lunch > yours
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
kakobrekla: a plate of everything ?
mike_c: why is the yolk orange? looks good though.
dub: quinoa salad, thats what yolks are supposed to look like
dub: when your hens are not boosting meth and antibiotic speedballs
kakobrekla: home made stuff?
dub: I made it
kakobrekla: the egg too?
benkay: >> quinoa // stopped reading
BingoBoingo: dub> when your hens are not boosting meth and antibiotic speedballs << But mething up the hens is how you let them defends themselves from foxes
mike_c: aw benkay, you're just jealous his lunch > your breakfast
BingoBoingo: ;;rate birdman -1 reading comprehension
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of -1 for user birdman has been recorded.
BingoBoingo: !down RetroUpriser
mike_c: i tried that
BingoBoingo: mike_c: It will work next time, * RetroUpriser (a2e354cb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.162.227.84.203) has left #bitcoin-assets
mike_c: ;;gettrust assbot birdman
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask RetroUpriser!a2e354cb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.162.227.84.203. CAUTION: irc nick differs from otc registered nick. Trust relationship from user assbot to user birdman: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=birdman | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=birdman | Rated since: Sun Jul 6 16:21:25 2014
mike_c: indeed.
dub: kakobrekla: egg from the store
HeySteve: hey assets, I just had an idea for a bitcoin choose your own adventure game
fluffypony: does it involve limericks?
HeySteve: eg. you are conan and a dragon is attacking you (and here is a drawing art of that). to throw your sword at the dragon, send btc to [address]. to run away, send btc to [different address]. etc.
HeySteve: fluffypony it might, and riddles!
fluffypony: awesome
HeySteve: yeah I should put some words and doodles on the forum and see what happens
dub: do a historically accurate one to teach noobs... Turn to page 42 to invest in pirate or page 69 to IPO your PMB
HeySteve: haha also an option
HeySteve: maybe a cyberpunk one to bring in bitcoin elements
HeySteve: love games but can't code, so this could be a fun thing to do
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24700 @ 0.00080529 = 19.8907 BTC [-] {2}
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BingoBoingo: !up RebeccaBitcoin
BingoBoingo: !up trixisowned
BingoBoingo: !up zoinky
BingoBoingo: !up stormlight
RebeccaBitcoin: finally I can talk
RebeccaBitcoin: Do I really need to do this gribble decrypt pgp shit every time I log in?
benkay: is it really that hard?
mike_c: i does force you to optimize your toolchain
benkay: ;;eauth benkay
gribble: Request successful for user benkay, hostmask benkay!~user@unaffiliated/benkay. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/2AFA1A9FD2D031DA
mike_c: *it
benkay: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:4649c416224d088b2bc0f4358750640032629be7bbb6084621bf6be9
gribble: You are now authenticated for user benkay with key 2AFA1A9FD2D031DA
RebeccaBitcoin: benkay yes it is
RebeccaBitcoin: i had to copy and paste stuff
xanthyos: ;;eauthlings: take me to your leader
gribble: Error: "eauthlings:" is not a valid command.
RebeccaBitcoin: which took like 52 seconds at least
mike_c: you sound like you are in as good a mood as i am.
RebeccaBitcoin: i'm in a great mood
mike_c: oh. nevermind then.
RebeccaBitcoin: why are you grumpy
mike_c: the forum is probably rubbing off on me already.
RebeccaBitcoin: which forum
mike_c: tardtalk
benkay: RebeccaBitcoin: curl http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/<YOURKEYHERE> | gpg -d | <YOUR PLATFORM'S CLIPBOARD>
assbot: 404 Not Found
RebeccaBitcoin: just broke a glass
mike_c: hah! now you'll be grumpy.
RebeccaBitcoin: thats what I get for sitting in the bath, with a glass of wine, and my laptop on a chair
RebeccaBitcoin: oh well I'll clean that up when I get out
RebeccaBitcoin: Where the hell is bitcoinpete
RebeccaBitcoin: I've come here two nights in a row, gone through the ridiculous gribble nonsense, verified my GPG key, and he's still not here.
mike_c: ;;seen bitcoinpete
gribble: bitcoinpete was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 18 hours, 50 minutes, and 26 seconds ago: <bitcoinpete> alright. off to dream of domain names. adios!
kakobrekla: ;;gettrust xanthyos
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask xanthyos!~emk@c-71-232-150-212.hsd1.ma.comcast.net. Trust relationship from user kakobrekla to user xanthyos: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=kakobrekla&dest=xanthyos | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=xanthyos | Rated since: Tue May 13 21:36:26 2014
RebeccaBitcoin: Right, so he's been sleeping for like 19 hours
benkay: RebeccaBitcoin: you could always send him your email via ;;later
xanthyos: leave a keybase tab open and authing takes no time
benkay: ;;later tell RebeccaBitcoin butts
gribble: The operation succeeded.
kakobrekla: o look birdmans friend
benkay: keybase lol f'reel xanthyos ?
RebeccaBitcoin: Its not the same
RebeccaBitcoin: I don't have anything in particular I want to say
benkay: what tz are you in?
xanthyos: benkay: what do you mean
benkay: he's pacific iirc
xanthyos: what other than keybase would i use?
RebeccaBitcoin: shouldn't peter be in alberta time
RebeccaBitcoin: mountain time
xanthyos: danielpbarron set it up for me, i assumed it was everyone's gribblling procedure
mike_c: tell us about you rebecca. how did you encounter pete.
danielpbarron rubs his face
xanthyos: i know danielpbarron and birdman irl and trust them explicitly regardless of what you think of their irc personas
benkay: danielpbarron: you're responsible for this heresy?
RebeccaBitcoin: I read his blog, thought it was good, noticed its like 48% copy and paste from here, and figured I would cut out the middle man and visit it myself
benkay: keybase suggests you give them your private key.
benkay: this is madness.
danielpbarron: benkay, believe me I've tried to get them to use proper crypto
benkay: they also suggest you encrypt it with javascript.
mike_c: RebeccaBitcoin: well, this is it. are you dazzled yet?
benkay: this will end with their heads on pikes w'out the gulag.
RebeccaBitcoin: Little did I know that I would have to spend precious minutes figuring out gribble's GPG stuff just to talk to you nerds lol
benkay: danielpbarron: they have to have gpg anyways, right?
RebeccaBitcoin: I was literally here for 2 hours last night, albeit while watching suits at the same time.
mike_c: what do you do around btc?
benkay: make them memorize the commands, and beat them if they fuck up.
RebeccaBitcoin: I was moderately dazzled by Mircea's comments about my nipples and so fourth, but other than that, there wasn't much noteworthy.
benkay: "gpg -d"
benkay: da fuq is so hard about that
danielpbarron: windows
mike_c: it even works in windows.
RebeccaBitcoin: I prefer mac
RebeccaBitcoin: far prettier
benkay: dem optics
benkay: but seriously danielpbarron xanthyos if you can type "keybase" at the command line you can type "gpg -d" at the command line too.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21350 @ 0.00080839 = 17.2591 BTC [+] {2}
danielpbarron: benkay, idk what to say; you're right, and I already do use gnupg
benkay: xanthyos: and your defense?
xanthyos: for what
danielpbarron: i set it up for him; keybase was the quickest way to get him in the WoT :/
xanthyos: i'm gonna vaporize some cannabis
RebeccaBitcoin: good idea
RebeccaBitcoin: hey so how can I get into this web of trust thing
benkay: ;;gettrust RebeccaBitcoin
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask RebeccaBitcoin!461a7a92@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.70.26.122.146. Trust relationship from user benkay to user RebeccaBitcoin: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=benkay&dest=RebeccaBitcoin | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=RebeccaBitcoin | Rated since: Sun Jul 27 23:02:45 2014
benkay: ;;gettrust assbot RebeccaBitcoin
RebeccaBitcoin: followup question: If I get enough trust in the web, will you send me all your bitcoins?
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask RebeccaBitcoin!461a7a92@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.70.26.122.146. Trust relationship from user assbot to user RebeccaBitcoin: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=RebeccaBitcoin | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=RebeccaBitcoin | Rated since: Sun Jul 27 23:02:45 2014
benkay: looky that, you already are
benkay: !down RebeccaBitcoin
benkay: now /msg assbot !up
benkay: "/msg assbot !up" in another freenode channel.
benkay: you won't be able to send from this one.
mike_c: sure she can
benkay: nope, try it.
benkay: bah nvm
danielpbarron: channel needs to be +z for !up to work in the channel from devoiced users (i think)
benkay: i r wrongz
benkay: danielpbarron: you can't !up yourself, but you can /msg assbot !up from #bitcoin-assets.
benkay: so very very wrong
danielpbarron: +z makes it so ops can see devoiced user's messages, but i don't think assbot would cooperate
mike_c: zillow bought trulia for $3.5 billion. here's the important line from the announcement: "At some point, the CEO will also have to turn the companies into moneymaking operations, since both are unprofitable."
benkay: well /msg just sends the message to the recipient, doesn't broadcast to channel
cyranodbuttgerac: /!up RebeccaBitcoin
benkay: ;;ping
gribble: pong
danielpbarron: benkay, what I mean is, it should be possible for devoiced users to simply type !up in the channel and assbot would be able to see it even though everyone else would not
mod6: that's not how it works
benkay: i've advocated things like this before as well. mircea_popescu and kakobrekla prefer the join/part spam, and having people ask other people in the wot for voice.
RebeccaBitcoin: ya, it has to be complicated
danielpbarron: nono, I like that part too
benkay: !up vs /msg assbot !up
RebeccaBitcoin: keeps the plebs out
benkay: i don't see it, i tell ya
danielpbarron: it's not that important really; I just think the +z mode on channels is interesting
kakobrekla doest see parts or joins
benkay: RebeccaBitcoin: did you get your own !up sorted?
RebeccaBitcoin: not sure
RebeccaBitcoin: I can talk so maybe
benkay: okay copy this string: /msg assbot !up
benkay: !down RebeccaBitcoin
RebeccaBitcoin: Is this a ruse?
benkay: oh hey yeah, you totally got it
RebeccaBitcoin: so i'm all good now?
benkay: looks like it
decimation: re: zillow & trulia : both sites suck ass. But unlike facebook, they are stealing content from 100's rather than millions of other content producers - and those producers are not happy: http://www.phoenixrealestateguy.com/arg-abbott-realty-group-pulls-listings-from-zillow-trulia-and-realtor-com/
assbot: ARG Abbott Realty Group Pulls Listings from Zillow, Trulia and Realtor.com - The Phoenix Real Estate Guy
RebeccaBitcoin: hey so when do you guys start sharing all the top secret bitcoin stuff
decimation: this channel is public and logged
RebeccaBitcoin: like where should i invest, who's satoshi, how can i break the encryption on bitcoin casinos
Duffer1: rebecca it's all in the chan description
benkay: satoshi is ancient aliens
Duffer1: er chan topic
Duffer1: the knowledge drop time is pretty random, but the blogs are pretty quick
assbot: Assets Assimilated
assbot: Assets Assimilated
decimation: the answers (and/or speculation thereof) to these questions can be gleaned from the wisdom in the logs of the channel
benkay: it's almost as grueling a read as deuteronomy
RebeccaBitcoin: I read last night's log from after I left
Duffer1: wow the monarch is still in development
RebeccaBitcoin: 1/10th of the way into it I fell asleep
Duffer1: who could have guessed...
benkay: RebeccaBitcoin: the logs are my morning newspaper.
mod6: ^
RebeccaBitcoin: I prefer coindesk. It's like the national enquirer with more plagiarism.
benkay: candy's bad for your brain.
RebeccaBitcoin: Also, I'm not one to usually post private things publicly, but wtf type of convo did i just have in a PM
RebeccaBitcoin: hersecretslave
RebeccaBitcoin: Thanks. I was wondering if you are the girl from reddit?
RebeccaBitcoin: RebeccaBitcoin
RebeccaBitcoin: Is there only one girl on reddit?
RebeccaBitcoin: hersecretslave
RebeccaBitcoin: There was a girl here from reddit last night who was ... open minded but I missed most of the convo
RebeccaBitcoin: RebeccaBitcoin
RebeccaBitcoin: on reddit or here?
RebeccaBitcoin: hersecretslave
RebeccaBitcoin: Here in #bitcoin-assets
RebeccaBitcoin: RebeccaBitcoin
RebeccaBitcoin: are you sure you don't mean coinforum
RebeccaBitcoin: If yes, then yes
RebeccaBitcoin: if reddit, no
RebeccaBitcoin: hersecretslave
RebeccaBitcoin: Oh ok sorry if I bothered you. As my name suggests I am a sub and was looking
mike_c: RebeccaBitcoin: learn pastebin.com :)
RebeccaBitcoin: far cooler to send massive messages here
BingoBoingo: !down RebeccaBitcoin
kakobrekla: too late for that bb.
kakobrekla: yeah you are suppose to spray it around.
RebeccaBitcoin: back in a bit
BingoBoingo: !up jctb
assbot: States Debate Regulating Digital Currency
decimation: texas's regulation seems pretty reasonable (link at the bottom): http://www.dob.texas.gov/public/uploads/files/Laws-Regulations/New-Actions/sm1037.pdf
decimation: "Transfer of cryptocurrency by itself is not money transmission. Because cryptocurrencyis not money or monetary value, the receipt of it in exchange for a promise to make it available at a later time or different location is not money transmission. This includes intermediaries who receive cryptocurrency for transfer to a third party, and entities who akin to depositories, hold cryptocurrency on behalf of customers."
TheNewDeal: niiice
decimation: This kind of "law" is exactly what makes new york's rules unreasonable - business will just move to other states
Duffer1: lol transfer of money is not money transmission
decimation: not if it's not "money"
decimation: eh, it's all word-games anyway. the main point is that at least texas (and to some degree the IRS) recognize that they can't regulate bitcoin, but they can regulate usd, which is more-or-less the truth
Duffer1: indeed
TheNewDeal: if only supernintendo lawsky would realize the same
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18700 @ 0.0008087 = 15.1227 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57717 @ 0.00080981 = 46.7398 BTC [+] {4}
BingoBoingo: !up pete_dushenski
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell nanotube wondering if i might procure your assistance in registering 165749929F9A6BDD to this new handle. was formerly registered with bitcoinpete :)
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mike_c: aw, bitcoinpete had a nice ring to it
pete_dushenski: mike_c: ikr!
mike_c: so, WoL has dipped its toe in the swamp. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=714917.0
assbot: WarOfLife.com - Cellular Automata - Gambling - On Chain Parimutuel or Off Chain
mike_c: servers have not yet melted under the load.
pete_dushenski: brave man
mike_c: ;;ident pete_dushenski
gribble: Nick 'pete_dushenski', with hostmask 'pete_dushenski!~pete_dush@50.97.94.57-static.reverse.softlayer.com', is not identified.
mike_c: this is you, right?
pete_dushenski: mike_c: this is dog
pete_dushenski: yes, it's "me"
mike_c: i'm convinced. i'm trying to get WoL out there a bit. if you were so inclined, you do seem to have quite the social reach. any offhand mention would be appreciated.
pete_dushenski: mike_c: i'd be happy to once i finish this little transition, actually play wol, then i can do a blog or something :)
mike_c: no rush. thanks.
mike_c: oh oh, i get it. dog the bounty hunter.
mike_c: i liked that show.
mike_c: been a long day
assbot: 403 Forbidden
RebeccaBitcoin: I'm getting better at this gribble gpg stuff
RebeccaBitcoin: BitcoinPete!
bitcoinpete: RebeccaBitcoin: !
RebeccaBitcoin: That was uneventful lol
bitcoinpete: lovely to see you drop by
RebeccaBitcoin: <- big fan of your blog
bitcoinpete: RebeccaBitcoin: ah, merci beaucoups
bitcoinpete: i read up on the logs yesterday. looks like we just missed each other
RebeccaBitcoin: So ethereum
bitcoinpete: glad to see you made your way over the fence ;)
RebeccaBitcoin: is my roughly 1btc gone forever
bitcoinpete: lol time will tell i suppose
bitcoinpete: few of these things ever lose 100%...
bitcoinpete: but 50% is hardly uncommon
RebeccaBitcoin: Pimply kid said it was a good investment
bitcoinpete: clear skin kid thinks otherwise
bitcoinpete: or, more likely, we have different definitions of "good"
bitcoinpete: perceived social/community good vs. financial good
RebeccaBitcoin: I usually fall on the right side of that spectrum
mike_c: !up jborkl
bitcoinpete: hard to measure those feelings
jborkl: Thank you mike_c
bitcoinpete: RebeccaBitcoin: so what made you pull the trigger on eth?
Duffer1: with alt coins i've seen there's usually a way out with your skin if you exit early
RebeccaBitcoin: I like to gamble
jborkl: I saw the 19 year old kid here in Austin, they propped him up to speak
Duffer1: anything beyond that and it's a guaranteed loss of 50-95%
jborkl: Did not inspire confidence
RebeccaBitcoin: my logic was that on opening day, which will probably be in 2015, ether will spike in value
Duffer1: there's no reason for it to though, everyone who wants will have more than enough time to buy in before
RebeccaBitcoin: While Anthony and his cronies are all like "omg ethereum will change the world" yada yada yada, I'll sell
Duffer1: and probably most of them are hoping to exit on day one
RebeccaBitcoin: however, we'll now have a 6 month wait
Duffer1: price crashes, history repeats itself
RebeccaBitcoin: worst case scenario, I lose 1 bitcoin
bitcoinpete: RebeccaBitcoin: only 6 months?? ya...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17750 @ 0.00081652 = 14.4932 BTC [+]
RebeccaBitcoin: haha minimum 6 months
RebeccaBitcoin: with all the coins that Vitalik has he's probably having some nerd orgy in switzerlan
bitcoinpete: now that's lulzy
RebeccaBitcoin: My guess is 6-12 months
RebeccaBitcoin: Regardless of when it happens, Anthony will tell all his lemmings in Toronto to invest
Duffer1: if ever :P
bitcoinpete: vitalik and co raised, maybe, 500-1000 legit coins so far
cazalla: RebeccaBitcoin, i'm sure you're not the only one with buyers remorse
bitcoinpete: the rest are they're own
bitcoinpete: their*
RebeccaBitcoin: anyway to prove that?
Duffer1: it's s.o.p.
bitcoinpete: RebeccaBitcoin: pretty much pure conjecture with a sprinkling of hunch
RebeccaBitcoin: its a good hypothesis but I haven't seen any proof
bitcoinpete: and it's fucking bitcoin, of course there's no way to prove that
bitcoinpete: that's the point :)
RebeccaBitcoin: Anyway, my hypothesized timeline goes: Initial Sale -> we wait -> we wait some more -> anthony builds hype -> vitalik talks at conferences -> we wait some more -> some random technical issue happens to delay things further -> It launches -> Anthony's lemmings go omgthisizamazing! -> price jumps briefly -> Rebecca sells -> Price crashes and Vitalik
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
RebeccaBitcoin: returns home to his mom's house
Duffer1: buys mom million dollar mantion in tropican paradise
Duffer1: mansion even
RebeccaBitcoin: sadly, I do have buyer's remorse
RebeccaBitcoin: and since I paid with bitcoin, I can't call my credit card company and claim my card was stolen like I usually do
Duffer1: i wouldn't worry about it at all
Duffer1: even if y ou eat a 100% loss on this, that's a VERY inexpensive lesson learned
RebeccaBitcoin: ya, its only one bitcoin
RebeccaBitcoin: if I believed in it I would have tossed way more at it
bitcoinpete: RebeccaBitcoin: so what part of the country are you in?
RebeccaBitcoin: London, Ontario
bitcoinpete: o ok so humid and fly-infested
bitcoinpete: they always come back...
bitcoinpete: and speaking of anthony di iorio, he left me (another!) voicemail last night
bitcoinpete: so i sent him an email and invited him here
bitcoinpete: nao we wait
bitcoinpete: for those who don't know, anthony is one of the spokesman/financiers/doods behind ethereum
bitcoinpete: pretty sure he controls vitalik's leg strings
RebeccaBitcoin: sorry about that
RebeccaBitcoin: internet died
RebeccaBitcoin: Anthony say anything interesting?
bitcoinpete: na worries
RebeccaBitcoin: Someone posted somewhere that anthony has a shady past
RebeccaBitcoin: I can't find anything shady
RebeccaBitcoin: Anyone have any insight on that?
bitcoinpete: "please to call, read your blog, didn't know you felt that way…"
bitcoinpete: as if he assumed i FELT otherwise
RebeccaBitcoin: ya pete c'mon
RebeccaBitcoin: he thought you were cool
RebeccaBitcoin: now he's learnt you're a dick
bitcoinpete: RebeccaBitcoin: nao he's learnt i gotz a blog
RebeccaBitcoin: coolpete would have promoted the scam
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