Mats_cd03: what kind of gullible fuck pays to bang a virgin?
    
    xmj: this channel is publicly logged, right?
    
    joecool: do you really have to ask
    
    Mats_cd03: bet the guy spends his time bragging about how famous he is in the bitcoin community
    
    Mats_cd03: to naked minors in some whorehouse
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 45 @ 0.04132944 = 1.8598 BTC [-] {9} 
    
    xmj: joecool: the answer determines my answer to Mats_cd03's question.
    
    xmj: :-)
    
    thestringpuller: nubbins`: what do you mean by still on the forums?
    
    nubbins`: still active there
    
    thestringpuller: as for the stats of the shirts?
    
    thestringpuller: is the forums?
    
    Mats_cd03: Chaang-Noi:we are not 1005 sure what pirate did was fruad
    
    thestringpuller: lol i iz confused...
    
    Mats_cd03: Chaang-Noi:some claim it to be a ponzi
    
    nubbins`: sorry, i was talking about goat
    
    Mats_cd03: Chaang-Noi:but no proff
    
    thestringpuller: Oh hah I'm reading my logs non linearly in time
    
    nubbins`: too late to add express shipping, shirt's in the mail ;(
    
    thestringpuller: kk
    
    thestringpuller: how long does it usually take to ship into america?
    
    Mats_cd03: Chaang-Noi:and he is not in jai
    
    nubbins`: i added an extra in yours and danielpbarron's packages
    
    nubbins`: 5-6 business days
    
    thestringpuller: extra shirt?
    
    nubbins`: you might get it friday
    
    nubbins`: extra surprise :D
    
    thestringpuller: OH BOI!
    
    thestringpuller: I like surprises.
    
    thestringpuller: whatever happened to Diablo-D3? Didn't he have some million dollar datacenter idea he would always talk about?
    
    nubbins`: heh
    
    nubbins`: ;;seen Diablo-D3
    
    gribble: Diablo-D3 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 weeks, 2 days, 15 hours, 2 minutes, and 46 seconds ago: <Diablo-D3> like those hilariously large faux horse dildos
    
    nubbins`: the things people say right before they stop saying things
    
    thestringpuller: 2 weeks ain't that long ago
    
    thestringpuller: ;;seen Nefario
    
    gribble: Nefario was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 38 weeks, 5 days, 8 hours, 13 minutes, and 47 seconds ago: <nefario> Those assets are not listed or traded anymore
    
    thestringpuller: LOL
    
    thestringpuller: ;;gettrust nefario
    
    gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user nefario: Level 1: 0, Level 2: -1 via 4 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=nefario | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=nefario | Rated since: Tue Jul 12 22:55:49 2011
    
    nubbins`: i gotta sleep
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.04154292 = 0.5816 BTC [-] {7} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 16 @ 0.04089371 = 0.6543 BTC [-] {6} 
    
    benkay: xmj: http://bitcoin-assets.com || http://log.bitcoin-assets.com || http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com || http://blogs.bitcoin-assets.com
    
    assbot: #bitcoin-assets | You cannot stop the clouds by the building of a ship.
    
    assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
    
    assbot: #bitcoin-assets bash
    
    assbot: Assets Assimilated
    
    xmj: benkay: yeah, it was more of a rhethorical question to make a point.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37650 @ 0.00080148 = 30.1757 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: <moiety> how do people find here without knowing what it is << personally, i blame you!
    
    moiety: mircea_popescu: good blame though right?! lol it's the manuls, not me! >.>
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 80 @ 0.04001012 = 3.2008 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    penguirker: New blog post: http://www.bcoinnews.com/062214-halfway-difficulty/
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3000 @ 0.00080082 = 2.4025 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 20 @ 0.027 = 0.54 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 21 @ 0.04 = 0.84 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    Namworld: Hmm, I sent an email out. Got a few replies. Still a lot of people who don't answer.
    
    Namworld: Some people just don't want to be repaid,
    
    assbot: extra +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
    
    moiety: ;; rate extra 2 #bitcoin-assets voice
    
    gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 2 for user extra has been recorded.
    
    moiety: don't make me regret that extra :]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 12 @ 0.04556999 = 0.5468 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    extra: thanks bb
    
    moiety: theres only one BB here XD but np, you obviously read the guides, logs are next. lots to soak in
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 19 @ 0.04904967 = 0.9319 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    moiety: Namworld: at least you tried :]
    
    cazalla: little to contribute, much to learn - how does that sit with others who have come to that realisation here?
    
    moiety: you can learn to contribute the more information you are armed with
    
    moiety: unless epically retarded - those cant be helped
    
    dub: heh, -assets doxxes NSA two weeks before snowden
    
    moiety: ratings aren't set in stone
    
    
    
    assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
    
    
    
    assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
    
    cazalla: i learn something new here every day moiety but little point parroting it back, a little humbling if anything, just an interesting self observation after being here a while now
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 31 @ 0.05479963 = 1.6988 BTC [+] {5} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32359 @ 0.00079998 = 25.8866 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    moiety: i learn a lot i wasn't expecting to cazalla :D youre right it is humbling. i just try to make it up be being useful in whatever way i can be (manuls aside)
    
    moiety: !up darlidada
    
    moiety: hello
    
    Namworld: I only need to repay 9.04 BTC to people who haven't replied, fortunately.
    
    Namworld: I also owe 178 BTC to large holders but those replied.
    
    Namworld: Getting there slowly.
    
    moiety: you're not giving up which is the main thing Namworld :]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9280 @ 0.00079998 = 7.4238 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4650 @ 0.00080082 = 3.7238 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14600 @ 0.00080126 = 11.6984 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    thestringpuller: !up Diablo-D3
    
    thestringpuller: !up Diablo-D3
    
    Diablo-D3: [12:13:01] <thestringpuller> whatever happened to Diablo-D3? Didn't he have some million dollar datacenter idea he would always talk about?
    
    Diablo-D3: Ive been working on it actually
    
    thestringpuller: shouldn't you start by gpg authing to get voice :P
    
    Diablo-D3: I dont feel like being hassled with it
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18768 @ 0.00080137 = 15.0401 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41100 @ 0.0008029 = 32.9992 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6409 @ 0.00080657 = 5.1693 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    punkman: fucking phone spammers man
    
    punkman: they just called 3 times to sell me a new ISP
    
    punkman: ninjashogun at least uses IRC http://i.imgur.com/oPHttO0.png
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18286 @ 0.00080747 = 14.7654 BTC [+]
    
    punkman: !up Ignatius-otc
    
    moiety: punkman: lolololol "go die" "ok just so you know, the terms are..." classic ninjashogun
    
    moiety: not unlike the cambots i keep getting on skype
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26722 @ 0.00081084 = 21.6673 BTC [+]
    
    []bot: Bet created: "LeBron James to take his talents elsewhere" http://bitbet.us/bet/960/
    
    
    
    assbot: Peter Tevis & Ennio Morricone - A Gringo Like Me - YouTube
    
    []bot: Bet created: "Magnus Carlsen Chess World Champion 2014" http://bitbet.us/bet/961/
    
    
    
    assbot: ENNIO MORRICONE LIVE IN ZRICH - The Ecstasy of Gold - 13.2.2014 - YouTube
    
    cazalla: thought that name looked familiar
    
    cazalla: here's to you, only one i know though
    
    []bot: Bet created: "Obama Approval Rating over 45% in 2014" http://bitbet.us/bet/962/
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18500 @ 0.00081295 = 15.0396 BTC [+]
    
    punkman: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/10916470/Canadian-woman-who-stopped-car-to-help-ducks-faces-life-in-jail-after-causing-fatal-crash.html
    
    assbot: Canadian woman who stopped car to help ducks faces life in jail after causing fatal crash - Telegraph
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18491 @ 0.00081084 = 14.9932 BTC [-]
    
    punkman: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup/10918321/Football-match-fixing-deal-casts-cloud-over-World-Cup.html
    
    assbot: Football match-fixing deal casts cloud over World Cup - Telegraph
    
    pankkake: oh, "to help ducks". I was reading it as "to help duck faces"
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8659 @ 0.00081295 = 7.0393 BTC [+]
    
    moiety: nothing can help duck faces pankkake it's a terminal disease
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 13 @ 0.05499993 = 0.715 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PROV] 500 @ 0.002 = 1 BTC
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42300 @ 0.0008205 = 34.7072 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9350 @ 0.00081998 = 7.6668 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3050 @ 0.00081998 = 2.5009 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05499992 = 0.55 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16300 @ 0.00081969 = 13.3609 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26600 @ 0.00081587 = 21.7021 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.0541 = 1.082 BTC [-]
    
    
    
    assbot: I no longer work for Butterfly Labs (BFL)
    
    
    
    assbot: Cryptsy - Time for Paul Vernon To Come Clean | Bitcointa.lk
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18042 @ 0.0008156 = 14.7151 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.19321806 = 1.1593 BTC [-] {5} 
    
    BingoBoingo: punkman: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=659828.msg7428899#msg7428899 << OMG Great post!!!
    
    assbot: I no longer work for Butterfly Labs (BFL)
    
    pankkake: if that is true, yet another forum vip scammer https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=659828.msg7429617#msg7429617
    
    assbot: I no longer work for Butterfly Labs (BFL)
    
    pankkake: and of course Goat is on every bitcoin scam apparently
    
    
    
    assbot: I no longer work for Butterfly Labs (BFL)
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 27 @ 0.05499992 = 1.485 BTC [+]
    
    kakobrekla: http://www.ripoffreport.com/r/bitbetus/internet/bitbetus-Is-something-you-should-really-AVOID-1155798
    
    assbot: Ripoff Report | bitbet.us Complaint Review Internet: 1155798
    
    kakobrekla: ok lol, bitbet.us will scam you playing blackjack, did you know?
    
    
    
    kakobrekla: idiots
    
    kakobrekla: what they are doing is extortion, and being bad at it.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 27 @ 0.05499983 = 1.485 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    pankkake: "Aribitrate"
    
    punkman: kakobrekla: bitbet.com does blackjack
    
    kakobrekla: aha
    
    kakobrekla: well whatever.
    
    kakobrekla: it sez .us on the first link
    
    dub: %book
    
    atcbot: 35k@250 50k@240 16k@235 | 33k@177 750k@175 216k@160
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17850 @ 0.00081441 = 14.5372 BTC [-]
    
    nubbins`: hi
    
    Mats_cd03: hi qt
    
    nubbins`: :0
    
    Mats_cd03: whats new
    
    nubbins`: nm, just bought a new printer
    
    Mats_cd03: what for
    
    nubbins`: we have a book printing job and the old one broke last night :(
    
    Mats_cd03: bummer
    
    nubbins`: we got a lot of use out of it, at least
    
    Mats_cd03: good for scrap, at least?
    
    nubbins`: still ok for casual use
    
    nubbins`: probably just needs a new drum
    
    nubbins`: well. another new drum
    
    nubbins`: but you can't give clients pages with toner speckled all over 'em
    
    nubbins`: but! on the bright side, this new one is color. and does wifi.
    
    BingoBoingo imagines when nubbins says his new printer is color that it is pink
    
    Mats_cd03: nubbins`: r u located in us?
    
    BingoBoingo: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 583.0, Best ask: 584.0, Bid-ask spread: 1.00000, Last trade: 584.0, 24 hour volume: 4049.70046702, 24 hour low: 580.46, 24 hour high: 602.0, 24 hour vwap: 589.903384868
    
    BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: Prolly
    
    BingoBoingo: In the hat region
    
    Mats_cd03: nubbins`: id like to print a few (4) tech manuals n things that r ~1000 pages ea. interested?
    
    Mats_cd03: im a sucker for dead trees
    
    Mats_cd03: http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/06/23/us-iraq-security-idUSKBN0EY0Q120140623 countdown to caliphate
    
    assbot: Kerry presses Maliki as Iraq loses control of Syrian, Jordanian borders| Reuters
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.05258336 = 1.5775 BTC [-] {6} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05010324 = 1.0021 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    
    
    TomServo attempts to retain the contents of his stomach.
    
    TomServo: Great crypto justice!
    
    Mats_cd03: lol anon authors with names of characters from hbo silicon valley
    
    dignork: Mats_cd03: "The presented work has been conducted by"
    
    dignork: five anonymous students guided by prof. Johan
    
    dignork: Pouwelse at the Delft University of Technology
    
    Mats_cd03: yes
    
    dignork: Illuminate the path to crypto-justice - priceless
    
    Mats_cd03: redundant. crypto is justice.
    
    thestringpuller: ;;seen jborkl
    
    gribble: jborkl was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 days, 18 hours, 40 minutes, and 49 seconds ago: <jborkl> haha :(
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14958 @ 0.00081466 = 12.1857 BTC [+]
    
    []bot: Bet placed: 3 BTC for No on "Silk Road Coin Auction Extravaganza" http://bitbet.us/bet/951/ Odds: 26(Y):74(N) by coin, 36(Y):64(N) by weight. Total bet: 7.19821016 BTC. Current weight: 38,070.
    
    fluffypony: HELLO FRIENDS
    
    fluffypony: plane boarding in 2 hours
    
    Blazedout419: what plane would that be
    
    fluffypony: Blazedout419: going to Estonia
    
    Blazedout419: O_o
    
    Naphex: what's up in estonia?
    
    fluffypony: Naphex: going to a conference at Malla
    
    jurov: fluffypony and where are you atm?
    
    fluffypony: and hanging out with xmj
    
    fluffypony: jurov: Johannesburg
    
    jurov: oh... i thought you're already somewhere in eu changing planes
    
    fluffypony: there are 3 different business lounges I have access to, so I'm on my second one
    
    fluffypony: jurov: no, I came up to Jhb on Friday so I could see friends and visit my 84 year old grandmother
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15658 @ 0.00081512 = 12.7631 BTC [+]
    
    BingoBoingo: fluffypony: The tortilla conference?
    
    fluffypony: BingoBoingo: yes
    
    fluffypony: it'll either be fun, or batshit insane
    
    BingoBoingo: Is refried beans and queso also showing up?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32850 @ 0.00081229 = 26.6837 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    BingoBoingo: What about Al Pastor?
    
    mthreat: maybe Menudo will play
    
    fluffypony: lol
    
    Mats_cd03: mmm i think ill get chipotle today
    
    fluffypony: BingoBoingo started a trend
    
    Mats_cd03: ever had a quesarito?
    
    mthreat: damn i miss chipotle
    
    fluffypony: no
    
    fluffypony: I've only had Mexican food two or three times
    
    fluffypony: there is a decent enough Mexican restaurant in Cape Town
    
    Mats_cd03: a quesarito is a burrito with the shell of a quesadilla, melted cheese between two tortillas
    
    fluffypony: but we mostly went for the margaritas
    
    fluffypony: oh nice
    
    Mats_cd03: fattening as fuck
    
    Mats_cd03: bet its like ~1100 cals har har
    
    fluffypony: moving to next lounge, bbiab
    
    jurov: orly, flying to eu to meet tortilla of all people?
    
    assbot: Last 7 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2FJDGBF.txt )
    
    BingoBoingo: !b 7
    
    BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: There's two tortillas?
    
    assbot: rithm +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
    
    Apocalyptic: !up rithm
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29300 @ 0.00080741 = 23.6571 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    Apocalyptic: !up rithm
    
    Apocalyptic: damn
    
    BingoBoingo: %ticker
    
    atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 177 Ask: 235 Last Price: 235 24h-Vol: 0k High: N/A Low: N/A VWAP: N/A
    
    rithm: fu assbot
    
    Mats_cd03: BingoBoingo: might be a hard shell on the inside, its been a while
    
    Apocalyptic: !up rithm
    
    rithm: ;;ident
    
    gribble: Nick 'rithm', with hostmask 'rithm!~rithm@unaffiliated/rithm', is not identified.
    
    Blazedout419: oh no who let rithm in here
    
    rithm kicks and stabs assbot
    
    Blazedout419: rithm I got tracking on our coins today!
    
    rithm: whew that was a lot of hacking just to talk
    
    rithm: i'm tired now
    
    rithm: this 2 factor voice just makes me want to stalk and watch everyone
    
    rithm: mp asked about logs and i realized i wasn't even here
    
    rithm: that's the result of your assbot
    
    Apocalyptic: the question is do you have them ?
    
    Apocalyptic: oh you mean you weren't here back in 2011/2012 ?
    
    rithm: nope
    
    rithm: yes
    
    rithm: i request was made for inception to present
    
    rithm: which i cannot fulfill
    
    Apocalyptic: sounds about right
    
    rithm: something private, maybe
    
    rithm: a whole channel log, no
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.04936878 = 1.1849 BTC [-] {7} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 16 @ 0.048 = 0.768 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 29 @ 0.04601997 = 1.3346 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    benkay: ;;gettrust assbot rithm
    
    gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user rithm: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=rithm | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=rithm | Rated since: Tue May  6 14:03:45 2014
    
    rithm: ~/.xchat2$ cat scrollback/jcph.am-Freenode/#bitcoin-assets
    
    rithm: whoops
    
    rithm: raise the roof
    
    rithm: stop nick highlighting me i'm trying to work over here
    
    Apocalyptic: dat jcpham
    
    rithm: don't hack me
    
    benkay: i don't know what to make of all this
    
    benkay: why the new nick, rithm/jcpham?
    
    fluffypony: dat fake gpg keyz
    
    fluffypony: rithm knows what I'm talking aboooooot
    
    Apocalyptic: benkay, I asked the same a while ago, got a not so serious answer
    
    rithm: i'm not sure new is a proper adjective
    
    benkay: adjectives aside, why?
    
    rithm: to describe what is taking place
    
    fluffypony: the last time rithm was serious Clinton was still in office
    
    rithm: ok let's look at benkay I assume that's some amalgamation of your real world name
    
    rithm: 100 assumption
    
    benkay: i don't have time for socratic crap this morning.
    
    benkay: are you distancing your afk name from your irc handle?
    
    rithm: ok wel jcpham goes back along fucking ways i decided to no longer use it anymore
    
    rithm: fuck the internet i'll do whatever i want
    
    Mats_cd03: what a baller
    
    benkay: what's the story with those -10's?
    
    rithm: i pissed off the wrong scammer one day?
    
    bitcoinpete: heya
    
    rithm: all the supakilla accounts are mine too
    
    benkay: oh, all scammer shit
    
    rithm: do i need to confess to anything else
    
    Mats_cd03: do you own altcoins
    
    Apocalyptic: heh
    
    Apocalyptic: he missed the doge boat
    
    rithm: some doge and litecoin and abazillion XRP
    
    rithm: next question
    
    benkay: http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratingdetail.php?nick=supa // now that's p funny
    
    assbot: Rating Details for User 'supa'
    
    rithm: that guy sucks and tried to ruin a lot of ratings for no reasons
    
    rithm: he still scams
    
    bitcoinpete: wondering who did the admin for http://bitbet.us/bet/921/costa-rica-will-advance-from-the-2014-world/ … kakobrekla ?
    
    assbot: BitBet - Costa Rica will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage :: 0.41 B (35%) on Yes, 0.75 B (65%) on No | closed 2 days 13 hours ago
    
    rithm: he's one of the "top 4 scammers"
    
    Apocalyptic: yeah he does...
    
    
    
    assbot: from:supa
    
    bitcoinpete: benkay: that's an insane number of -10s!
    
    rithm: those -10's a re merit badges in my mind
    
    rithm: also i named all my kids with the same initials
    
    rithm: so jcpham making a comeback in 10 years
    
    rithm: once jcpham learns to computer again
    
    Mats_cd03: get your wife to change her name
    
    rithm: she already did!
    
    rithm: wham and i'm out
    
    Mats_cd03: same initials?
    
    Mats_cd03: reminds me of lyndon b johnson: wife is ladybird, daughters are lynda bird and luci baines
    
    Mats_cd03: bunch of weirdos.
    
    rithm: +1 rithm is weirdo
    
    fluffypony: I thought rithm is a dancer?
    
    Apocalyptic: rithm is all the things
    
    rithm: rithm is the real fluffypony
    
    fluffypony: rithm: as your GPG signed message proved :-P
    
    rithm: all other ponies are immatators
    
    fluffypony: so won't the real fluffypony please stand up
    
    fluffypony: please stand up
    
    fluffypony: please stand up
    
    rithm: obv i knew how to use freeshell long before the kids
    
    rithm: didn't try to hide very well though
    
    rithm: so i usually find myself jealous of "fluffypony" "Apocalyptic"
    
    rithm: many many many moons ago when tones still did stuff on phones
    
    fluffypony: lol
    
    rithm: there was a kid named rithm
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16150 @ 0.00080566 = 13.0114 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    fluffypony: and BO2k was the shit
    
    rithm: rithm_phreak
    
    rithm: but this was so long ago
    
    rithm: it seems like another reality
    
    rithm: so you know, i was like /nickserv info rithm
    
    rithm: woohoo new nick done.
    
    rithm: then i went to #freenode and got me cloak changed
    
    bitcoinpete: benkay: the startle was from my intoxicating confidence. those poor girls hadn't the faintest clue where they went wrong.
    
    rithm: the rest is history.
    
    BingoBoingo: ;;rate rithm 1 weirdo
    
    gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user rithm has been recorded.
    
    rithm: ty ty ty
    
    rithm: it was a pain getting the allow mask changed on all the secret channels
    
    rithm: are any of the mining based assets not "turds"
    
    fluffypony: like #rithm ?
    
    rithm: or is the mining turd still prevalent
    
    fluffypony: rithm: no, the mining assets are all turds - many are outright scams, the rest are USD profitable and not BTC profitable
    
    fluffypony: a few have managed to get lucky
    
    bitcoinpete: ;;later tell kakobrekla on the costa rica bet, http://bitbet.us/bet/921/costa-rica-will-advance-from-the-2014-world/#b11 was made around 55' mark of the game. the team clinched after the final whistle was blown at 90+4'. Granted, this is close. But how close is too close in world cup betting?
    
    assbot: BitBet - Costa Rica will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage :: 0.41 B (35%) on Yes, 0.75 B (65%) on No | closed 2 days 14 hours ago
    
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    rithm: #bitcoin-rithm is where we spin-the-bottle and decide if Willy trends up or down
    
    rithm: BTC profitable usually involves arbitration and a lot of liquidity
    
    rithm: asicminer you used to be able to play in
    
    rithm: USD profitable is a joke.
    
    fluffypony: exactly
    
    fluffypony: might as well just sit on your Bitcoin
    
    rithm: mmmhmmm
    
    rithm: or dollar cst average and buy it
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32657 @ 0.00079973 = 26.1168 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    xmj: fluffypony: did you get my sms?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.78533443 BTC to 9`559 shares, 18677 satoshi per share
    
    benkay: bitcoinpete: i'm looking forward to my 10year
    
    bitcoinpete: this was basically mine
    
    bitcoinpete: though highly impromptu
    
    bitcoinpete: it was better for it
    
    bitcoinpete: less pretense, less expectation
    
    bitcoinpete: more impact
    
    benkay: gonna rent a trabamborghini
    
    mircea_popescu: !up _flow_
    
    benkay: and a roflcopter
    
    bitcoinpete: is the roflcopter big enough to carry the trambo to the party?
    
    mircea_popescu: could be a lolbambo
    
    mircea_popescu: mix everything
    
    asciilifeform: lulzerati
    
    mircea_popescu: hahaha
    
    mircea_popescu: WE ARE TEH LULZERATI
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15061 @ 0.00079972 = 12.0446 BTC [+]
    
    bitcoinpete: as long as it's hilariously italian lol
    
    mircea_popescu: we control the derpitudinal and the herpiginal
    
    mircea_popescu: or wahs it herpical
    
    benkay: hm maybe i'll duct tape the trabamborghini to the roflcopter and float to the con
    
    benkay: although there *is* a dock, i could always take the derpmarine
    
    bitcoinpete: the lulz that bind should obviate the need for tape
    
    mircea_popescu: btw i just got a message from the high council of the darkerati legolas of the something or the other, i forget (it was properly inside a dildo impaled in the cloaca of a messenger crow tho, so there's no doubt as to authenticity)
    
    mircea_popescu: apparently we have to pick our colors for bitcoin-assets
    
    mircea_popescu: so what we do, pink-and-yellow ?
    
    benkay: silver and red for maximum migrane factor
    
    mircea_popescu: i think that's purple and purple
    
    ThickAsThieves: i just logged in to say purple
    
    mircea_popescu: AHAHA
    
    mircea_popescu: epic beaten
    
    ThickAsThieves: we are royalty after all
    
    
    
    assbot: FOR THE LOVE OF CONTENT MANAGEMENT I AM GOING TO LEARN ABOUT KINJA which apparently has headline limits in length no actually it just has a counter regarding headline length and it's unclear exactly how long headlines can be and if they can be really long or not, but one thing is clear and that is that headlines can't have italics anyway this headline [oh no according to Twitter, which is apparently where you go for Kinja documentation, you can h
    
    mircea_popescu: speak for yourself. i'm self made.
    
    ThickAsThieves: gotta be that shade that doesnt exist anymore too
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves beetlejuice purple ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: made from the winds of extinct dragonflies or whatever
    
    ThickAsThieves: wings*
    
    mircea_popescu: dude, if it were made from the winds...
    
    mircea_popescu: either farts or wing turbulence.
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol
    
    ThickAsThieves: what are your colors? oh, nothing unusual, wind
    
    mircea_popescu: we sound pretty wicca.
    
    BingoBoingo: Eh, why not just use a couple thousand shades of purple arranged such that no two splotches have a delta greater than 3
    
    mircea_popescu: our colors are wind and that shot of pain urmom felt that one time.
    
    BingoBoingo: Picking colors I think the priority should be, what would be the biggest pain in nubbins` ass...
    
    ThickAsThieves: deep blues are the hardest
    
    mircea_popescu: Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and
    
    mircea_popescu: she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.
    
    ThickAsThieves: to get them blue without being purple is hard
    
    mircea_popescu: cymk process sucks huh.
    
    ThickAsThieves: yep
    
    ThickAsThieves: solvent ink has higher gamut
    
    ThickAsThieves: and if he screenprints it, any color is easy
    
    ThickAsThieves: i dont think he does offset
    
    ThickAsThieves: otherwise
    
    ThickAsThieves: what's getting printed anyway?
    
    mircea_popescu: thestringpuller: is it still too late to get trackign added? <<< ahahaha no dude, it was too late before, but we've been doing -t for a while so now it's too early
    
    mircea_popescu: o.O
    
    HeySteve: hi mircea_popescu, I'd like to talk about F.DERP now if that's convenient
    
    mircea_popescu: shoot.
    
    HeySteve: ok the companies concerned are BitPay and BitGo?
    
    mircea_popescu: so far, yes.
    
    mircea_popescu: mthreat http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=tits+from%3Amircea+haslink%3Atrue << ok that shit's epic.
    
    assbot: tits from:mircea haslink:true
    
    HeySteve: ok from the original post (checking for new ones) I take it the reasoning is that they're overvalued?
    
    mircea_popescu: well, more properly put, the reasoning is that they will never make in the course of their business enough money to pay back that round of investment.
    
    mircea_popescu: so someone with 30mn looking to invest in bitcoin would have been better served by buying bitcoin than participating in the series a.
    
    mircea_popescu: this, of course, is a very old story : with the exception of mpex listed corps, it is universally true of any other exchange or broad group.
    
    mircea_popescu: be it glbse or us based vc investments.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13700 @ 0.00080808 = 11.0707 BTC [+]
    
    HeySteve: I don't know much about BitGo honestly, but it seems the success of BitPay is very closely linked with Bitcoin's success. doesn't that make this something of a bet against Bitcoin's continued merchant adoption?
    
    mircea_popescu: the success of bitpay has exactly zero to do with the success of bitcoin, is the problem.
    
    mircea_popescu: they're trying to leech it, which only works for so long. what's worse, their burn rate is killing them.
    
    thestringpuller: hahahaha
    
    HeySteve: ok it sounds like you've taken a very close look into their financials. could you explain what you mean by burn rate?
    
    asciilifeform: 'bitpay' is to btc use is as 'wine' (winblows emulation gizmo) is to the use of linux.
    
    mircea_popescu: thestringpuller: lol bitcoin-assets will develop irc tools that will give irccloud a run for their money... << will ? seriously ? show me irc tools that can compare.
    
    ThickAsThieves: bitpay also has to worry about someone like PayPal coming in "Thanks for warming our seat!"
    
    mircea_popescu: HeySteve burn rate is a common concept in start-ups
    
    mircea_popescu: the rate at which they spend money.
    
    thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: what if I change will to is?
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform aptly put, i would say.
    
    mircea_popescu: thestringpuller deal.
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves precisely. no barrier to entry
    
    mircea_popescu: coinbase is already moving into that, with no difficulty.
    
    mircea_popescu: of course, coinbase is a piece of shit, but there';s no requirement that next competitor is also a piece of shit
    
    HeySteve: any plans to add further companies?
    
    ThickAsThieves: bitpay/coinbase only chance is landing exclusive contracts with poor terms for the merchant (still a leech job)
    
    mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03: what kind of gullible fuck pays to bang a virgin? << if you pay to fuck in general, why not.
    
    mircea_popescu: HeySteve yes, as mentioned in the article. any corps that make bold claims in the future will go in there.
    
    Mats_cd03: it'd be boring, thats why.
    
    ThickAsThieves: this is why they brag and compete over new notable merchants, it's all they have - those contract terms
    
    BingoBoingo: HeySteve: Bitpay is sponsoring a fucking bowl game. They probably spent ~10% of their last round on a notoriously poor form of advertising.
    
    mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03 the guy's own money! he can spend it any old way he wants!
    
    Mats_cd03: indeed
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves a business model based on tricking people isn't a good match for ipo anyway
    
    mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo forced mistakes.
    
    HeySteve: BingoBoingo, yeah I saw that... will it at least be seen on national TV?
    
    ThickAsThieves: i dont mind BitPay though, they are taking one for the team
    
    ThickAsThieves: go ahead an advertise the shit outta bitcoin
    
    ThickAsThieves: their loss, our gain
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves i don't mind them either, honestly, but a) people found out about gallippi's past, and generally, the thing's coming apart. gotta cut them loose.
    
    BingoBoingo: HeySteve: It will be on ESPN with the fifty or so other bowl games that happen in december
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 18 @ 0.05003824 = 0.9007 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    HeySteve: so is to correct to F.DERP as a hedge fund?
    
    mircea_popescu: dub:heh, -assets doxxes NSA two weeks before snowden << ain't history a wunderbar thing :D
    
    mircea_popescu: HeySteve yeah, i suppose it would be.
    
    HeySteve: right, and BitGo, what is the reasoning behind including them?
    
    ThickAsThieves: i dunno, it's kinda a sad hedge, being that those companies are relying on bitcoin
    
    mircea_popescu: bitcoin shit is weird by nature, but hedge fund generally means "this pool of money doing exotic shit"
    
    mircea_popescu: HeySteve that they announced a 10mn round. from the article :
    
    mircea_popescu: For everyi Series A / seed funding announced by the circlejerk that is either in excess of 1 million USD or for a company valued through such funding over 100 million USD, I will create a synthetic asset on MPEx.
    
    
    
    assbot: Introducing the D. series pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
    
    HeySteve: ah ha
    
    HeySteve: so it's decided purely on their funding?
    
    BingoBoingo: HeySteve: Here's last year's line up of bowl games. http://espn.go.com/college-football/bowls
    
    assbot: College Bowl Games - 2013-14 College Bowl Game Scores and Schedules - ESPN
    
    mircea_popescu: cazalla: little to contribute, much to learn - how does that sit with others who have come to that realisation here? << i just try to pretend it's philosophy :D
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4000 @ 0.00080808 = 3.2323 BTC [+]
    
    ThickAsThieves: someone needs to make sure these VCs know about your offer, they can haz MOAR BitPay
    
    mircea_popescu: HeySteve on their alleged funding, yes.
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves by the set of lawsuit threats i would guess they know.
    
    ThickAsThieves: nice
    
    ThickAsThieves: on what grounds?
    
    ThickAsThieves: you said our name in a thing!
    
    mircea_popescu: uh... believe it or not, mostly sec regulation
    
    ThickAsThieves: i see
    
    mircea_popescu: funny how blinders work, you know ? these people have... finance lawyers. who went to school and lived in a pond
    
    mircea_popescu: what do you mean this guy could not care less ? that is not possible ?
    
    HeySteve: well... it seems many startups are raking in king's ransoms just because there's a lot of enthusiasm around Bitcoin... so by shorting, you are risking exposure to these kind of bubbles?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2560 @ 0.00080902 = 2.0711 BTC [+]
    
    mircea_popescu: yes. can you name people that got rich in the dot com bubble ?
    
    mircea_popescu: name a dozen, then see what % did it by shorting it.
    
    HeySteve: hmm many got rich then poor in quick succession
    
    HeySteve: few were wise enough to sell or short at the top
    
    mircea_popescu: (and i don't mean "were briefly rich during the bubble". i mean "are rich today and were not before that")
    
    ThickAsThieves: sounds like these bitcoin company CEOs
    
    mircea_popescu: Namworld: Getting there slowly. << what's your horizon, next year like ?
    
    HeySteve: I think mostly the guys who sold their companies during the mania made out like bandits
    
    HeySteve: investors not so much
    
    mircea_popescu: so the guys who... SHORTED IT
    
    ThickAsThieves: i dont think the btc startup bubble will be nearly as bad
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves bet ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: in dollars
    
    mircea_popescu: fu :D
    
    HeySteve: I hear what you're saying, the art is in the timing
    
    ThickAsThieves: hehe
    
    ThickAsThieves: what i mean is,
    
    mircea_popescu: HeySteve no timing involved. if you sell your corp in the bubble and walk away you shorted the bubble.
    
    ThickAsThieves: i think the need to buy bitocin in addition to any VC investment related to a bitcoin co is obvious
    
    ThickAsThieves: and thus theyll all do it
    
    ThickAsThieves: and save some skin
    
    mircea_popescu: obvious, to whom.
    
    HeySteve: mircea_popescu yes in a sense, I know a guy who was offered a fortune for his finance site but held on
    
    ThickAsThieves: tony
    
    ThickAsThieves: barry
    
    ThickAsThieves: etc
    
    mircea_popescu: stuff like f.derp is MAKING it obvious
    
    mircea_popescu: but no, it's not obvious.
    
    ThickAsThieves: maybe youre right
    
    mircea_popescu: HeySteve is he rich ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: it wasnt always obvious to me
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves never estimate just how lemming-like finance types are/.
    
    mircea_popescu: it can't be done.
    
    HeySteve: mircea_popescu, he's very comfortable I'd say, retired now, but he could have been loaded
    
    mircea_popescu: that's the one profession that most selects for lemming qualities. more so than military even
    
    mircea_popescu: HeySteve mkay.
    
    HeySteve: yeah moneyweb.co.za if you're interested
    
    HeySteve: mircea_popescu, any similar products to F.DERP which you're aware of?
    
    ThickAsThieves: cuz all the accountibility leads to all these illusions of predicting things
    
    mircea_popescu: punkman: they just called 3 times to sell me a new ISP << they call my phone here too. to sell me... comcast and shit.
    
    mircea_popescu: HeySteve not really. i don't think the world has spawned yet such an asshole so as to be able to match with me.
    
    asciilifeform: comcast in Ar ?!
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i have no fucking idea.
    
    ThickAsThieves: mp can you use your power to break comcast?
    
    HeySteve: mircea_popescu heh some people probably won't appreciate this fund, but it expands an investor's options so I don't see the downside
    
    mircea_popescu: but daily call logs have at the end : "spam - comcast, netflix, pizzahut" etc
    
    ThickAsThieves: thx
    
    mircea_popescu: HeySteve the downside is that it sinks the hype, which is a very major problem.
    
    asciilifeform: u.s. phone extension ?
    
    mircea_popescu: the entire vc circuit lives out of hype.
    
    mircea_popescu: so in their perspective, this is a disaster of commons sort of situation : a bunch of people work to inflate bubbles, all it takes to ruin theireffort is one guy with a pin
    
    mircea_popescu: 11-6542-5529
    
    rithm: yeah lemming-like
    
    mircea_popescu: o hay josh
    
    rithm: there's a certain judge and we just (not i) a suborndinate installed his new computer
    
    rithm: ira balances laying out
    
    rithm: checking out balances laying about
    
    rithm: no personal security
    
    HeySteve: mircea_popescu, why not just create futures or some other instruments over these companies, which could be traded long or short?
    
    rithm: howdy mircea
    
    mircea_popescu: punkman1 lol who's popeofdope ?
    
    mircea_popescu: HeySteve too much hassle with future chains. if you want them short you buy f.derp, if you want them long you just get to select d.whatever
    
    mircea_popescu: this because logically nobody who wants them short cares which
    
    mircea_popescu: whereas people wanting them long prolly want to stock pick
    
    ThickAsThieves: btw ive been sending some traders to check out bitbet, hopefully some stick
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23300 @ 0.00080902 = 18.8502 BTC [+]
    
    ThickAsThieves: the SR auction is the talk of the town
    
    HeySteve: mircea_popescu ok and you say these are synthetic instruments... this means you don't own or have borrowed any shares in the companies?
    
    mircea_popescu: any by sent you mean referral ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: yes
    
    ThickAsThieves: but also verbal chatting up
    
    mircea_popescu: HeySteve not directly.
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves nice.
    
    mircea_popescu: assbot: Canadian woman who stopped car to help ducks faces life in jail after causing fatal crash - Telegraph << hallellujah.
    
    ThickAsThieves: commenters saying i stole the bet wording! slander
    
    mircea_popescu: pankkake: and of course Goat is on every bitcoin scam apparently << he just pumps them.
    
    mircea_popescu: i was wondering where's pankkake
    
    HeySteve: ok thanks, I think that covers it. I have written up some pre-amble then will add these lines verbatim apart from adding capitalisation and punctuation. will ask if any further questions come up.
    
    mircea_popescu: no problem.
    
    
    
    assbot: Halfbakery: Moneytoilet.com
    
    rithm: http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/06/19/tally-of-cyber-extortion-attacks-on-tech-companies-grows/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_php=true&_type=blogs&_r=1&
    
    rithm: what a long url
    
    mircea_popescu: ?_php=true
    
    mircea_popescu: now that's epic.
    
    mthreat: and twice
    
    mthreat: in case the first one didn't work
    
    rithm: hey i just copied and pasted it
    
    mircea_popescu: shouldn't it be ?___php====true ?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25500 @ 0.00080808 = 20.606 BTC [-]
    
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    mircea_popescu: !b 7
    
    HeySteve: Dogecoin getting copyright trolled - "Ultra Pro International, a case and sleeve company, announced plans to trademark the word “Doge.”"
    
    mircea_popescu: they never tm'd it ?
    
    mircea_popescu: not possible.
    
    
    
    assbot: Dogecoin Users Outraged Over Trademark
    
    mircea_popescu: awww lol
    
    rithm: it _was_ a ripoff of another alt, so they might have overlooked that purposefully
    
    rithm: or still is
    
    mircea_popescu: HeySteve o wait, were you with the one crypto news site i kinda liked ?
    
    mthreat: there are "Caffe del Doge" in buenos aires
    
    rithm: kaynecoin sued though
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12000 @ 0.00080808 = 9.697 BTC [-]
    
    HeySteve: yeah mircea_popescu, the one I linked to above
    
    mircea_popescu: cool
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust HeySteve
    
    gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask HeySteve!HeySteve@unaffiliated/heysteve. Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user HeySteve: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 3 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=mircea_popescu&dest=HeySteve | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=HeySteve | Rated since: Sat Apr 12 02:49:55 2014
    
    rithm: yeah i stumbled on someone from this channel's blog last night accidentally
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;rate HeySteve 1 cryptocoinsnews reporter.
    
    gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user HeySteve has been recorded.
    
    HeySteve: cool I should rate you also, plus quite a few others
    
    mircea_popescu: who's the admin there ?
    
    HeySteve: David Parker (alias)
    
    mircea_popescu: well tell him to drop by sometime, maybe we make an advertising deal ?
    
    
    
    HeySteve: cool mircea_popescu, I'll let him know
    
    mircea_popescu: mike_c blank page ?
    
    mike_c: yeah
    
    mircea_popescu: o o i thought you meant you broke som,e story
    
    mircea_popescu: had press language space loaded
    
    mike_c: hehe
    
    mthreat: mircea_popescu: suffix searches ("*derp") don't work
    
    mthreat: oops, that was meant for mike_c
    
    mike_c: well, i was trying to search for "f.derp", but seems it didn't like the period
    
    HeySteve: ;;rate mircea_popescu 2 runs MPEx, involved in Bitcoin for ages
    
    gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 2 for user mircea_popescu has been recorded.
    
    nubbins`: Mats_cd03: can do, but shipping would be the killer. better to get it done locally
    
    mthreat: mike_c: f.derp matches 3 results
    
    mike_c: that feels unlikely.  mircea never said f.derp?
    
    mircea_popescu: i must've
    
    mthreat: mike_c: can be verified by clicking the result link to the log
    
    mike_c: maybe he didn't!  is assbot not indexed?
    
    mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: http://www.ripoffreport.com/r/bitbetus/internet/bitbetus-Is-something-you-should-really-AVOID-1155798 << do you want to bother and CD them ?
    
    assbot: Ripoff Report | bitbet.us Complaint Review Internet: 1155798
    
    mircea_popescu: im kinda inclined to ignore
    
    thestringpuller: mike_c: are you gonna charge for btc-alpha one day?
    
    Apocalyptic: "I made a deposit and started to play. The games were a little glitch, especially Blackjack" // huh
    
    mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic ransom site.
    
    mthreat: mike_c: assbot is indexed.  add "isbot:true" or "isbot:false" to include only bots, or remove them, respectively.
    
    
    
    assbot: » Canada implements world’s first national Bitcoin law Duhaime Law
    
    Apocalyptic: mircea, I don't get it
    
    mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic you knopw what revenge pornsites are ?
    
    mircea_popescu: nubbins` does it say anything interesting ?
    
    Apocalyptic: yeah
    
    mircea_popescu: same principle.
    
    nubbins`: dealing in "virtual currencies" subject to AML regs, must register with FINTRAC, banks are prohibited from opening accounts for dealers who aren't registered
    
    mike_c: mthreat: got it. thanks.  very cool page.
    
    mike_c: thestringpuller: i'm more likely to pay people to read it than to charge :)
    
    mike_c: but no, i don't really expect to ever charge.
    
    nubbins`: essentially what cavirtex ceo suggested in senate heatings :D
    
    nubbins`: hearings, even
    
    mircea_popescu: mike_c srlsy ?!
    
    mircea_popescu: nubbins` sucks for canada.
    
    mike_c: srlsy no charge? yeah.  it's a loss leader.
    
    mike_c: what's the point of charging? if i ever want to make some pennies i'll toss up a BB affiliate ad.
    
    mike_c: not like i have all of romania reading it or anything.
    
    mircea_popescu: i c.
    
    mike_c: ThickAsThieves: you see my comment the other day about altcoin-seeder?
    
    bitcoinpete: nubbins`: not entirely unexpected regs
    
    bitcoinpete: really just focusing on >$10k transactions
    
    jurov: nubbins` ThickAsThieves pankkake etc... you're to cease and desist using mpex/coinbr before the PCMLTFA takes comes into effect
    
    mircea_popescu: wait what
    
    jurov: >:D
    
    jurov: oh TAT is not canadian sry... but hes hould have stopped long ago anyway
    
    jurov: and nubs too...
    
    BingoBoingo: Wait pankkake is canadian nao too?
    
    mike_c: candian, french, not much difference
    
    BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
    
    gribble: Current Blocks: 307400 | Current Difficulty: 1.346258011452534E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 308447 | Next Difficulty In: 1047 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 12 hours, 4 minutes, and 28 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 16247789840.5 | Estimated Percent Change: 20.68853
    
    benkay: <BingoBoingo> http://paulford.kinja.com/wait-we-didnt-have-a-cms-team-1593914473 // i'm dying over here
    
    assbot: FOR THE LOVE OF CONTENT MANAGEMENT I AM GOING TO LEARN ABOUT KINJA which apparently has headline limits in length no actually it just has a counter regarding headline length and it's unclear exactly how long headlines can be and if they can be really long or not, but one thing is clear and that is that headlines can't have italics anyway this headline [oh no according to Twitter, which is apparently where you go for Kinja documentation, you can h
    
    BingoBoingo: benkay: Wait till you get to the comments
    
    jurov saves http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--lfD7I_3I--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/776348485761937325.jpg
    
    benkay: " but as we formalize our road map, we're formalizing the teams working on those buckets."
    
    benkay: yeah that one's great, eh jurov ?
    
    benkay: "product vision"
    
    benkay: sent that to a guy i know over at ebay mobile whose "vision quest to set the visual style fo ebay mobile" has been relegated to the...ipad app.
    
    mike_c: lol. jurov, that image will definitely be useful in the future.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 56 @ 0.04613001 = 2.5833 BTC [-] {3} 
    
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    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.18900001 = 1.89 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 156 @ 0.04498717 = 7.018 BTC [-] {6} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 23 @ 0.044 = 1.012 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.188 = 3.76 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 149 @ 0.04144478 = 6.1753 BTC [-] {11} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.186 = 0.558 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    fluffypony: sweet!
    
    fluffypony: in-flight wifi ftw
    
    fluffypony: lol @ upload speed - http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/3581385036
    
    assbot: Speedtest.net by Ookla - My Results
    
    mircea_popescu: wd.
    
    penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/ransomware/
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.19987652 = 0.9994 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    mircea_popescu: !up jaycutler6969
    
    asciilifeform: re: link: mircea_popescu and i must be the last people alive using 'squirrelmail'
    
    mircea_popescu: fluffypony: it'll either be fun, or batshit insane << ahaha srsly, going to the tortilla conference ?!
    
    mircea_popescu: please to liveblog.
    
    fluffypony: oh I will ;)
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform why ? it works just fine
    
    asciilifeform: aye, it does
    
    thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: It has electrolytes, it's what plants crave.
    
    mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqvoRETCQAEr9-L.jpg << somebody's got plans.
    
    fluffypony: I love that movie
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i'd love to see how these folks intend to paint india without triggering nuke 'test'
    
    mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03: bet its like ~1100 cals har har << i once had 1800 calories in a single sundae. whatever, it's my hot body and i do what i want!
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform nazis took over pappen's govt right ?
    
    mircea_popescu: "without a single pane of glass being broken"
    
    mircea_popescu: as a certain short ignoramus was fond of pointing out
    
    mircea_popescu: rithm: this 2 factor voice just makes me want to stalk and watch everyone << kinda the point
    
    rithm: do you know when i close my irc chat window
    
    rithm: i feel watched
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: benkay: are you distancing your afk name from your irc handle? << he didn';t scam anyone afaik.
    
    mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete: wondering who did the admin for http://bitbet.us/bet/921/costa-rica-will-advance-from-the-2014-world/ << why ?
    
    assbot: BitBet - Costa Rica will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage :: 0.41 B (35%) on Yes, 0.75 B (65%) on No | closed 2 days 16 hours ago
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.04510001 = 0.6314 BTC [-]
    
    rithm: did i scam anyone? no.
    
    rithm: the only person to successfully scam me has perjured himself in court and is fighting the SEC
    
    mircea_popescu: who's this ?
    
    mircea_popescu: pirate ?
    
    rithm: blow me.
    
    rithm: yes
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 32 @ 0.0451 = 1.4432 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: i wonder if search finds the more than a car thing lessee
    
    rithm: the jimmy buffet dude
    
    mircea_popescu: rithm was that convo here or in onepercent ?
    
    rithm: perspective is everything
    
    rithm: i think more than car, less than a house was here
    
    rithm: or pm maybe
    
    mircea_popescu: nah i don't do pm with dubious characters
    
    rithm: i can send you copies of your if you'd like
    
    rithm: pm's i have
    
    rithm: not full channels
    
    mircea_popescu: me too.
    
    mircea_popescu: i log when logged.
    
    rithm: sneaky bastard
    
    rithm: i hope you didn't log that sonic dematerializer conversation
    
    rithm: i was so drunk
    
    mircea_popescu: so maliki is going to end up hanged ?
    
    rithm: i'm not sure who maliki is but it sounds vaguely religious so i'll just ignore it
    
    TomServo: Iraqi PM
    
    TomServo: Soon to be former, evidently
    
    mircea_popescu: no cause kerry is violently supporting him :D
    
    kakobrekla: ;;later tell bitcoinpete did you get the answer?
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    kakobrekla: mircea_popescu hm? compact disc them?
    
    mircea_popescu: cease and dessist
    
    kakobrekla: meh
    
    mircea_popescu: myeah.
    
    kakobrekla: there will be plenty of those irrelevant of what we do
    
    mircea_popescu: i just wrote a good and serious article
    
    FabianB: $trades
    
    mircea_popescu: as pankkake observed
    
    FabianB: $traded
    
    empyex: FabianB: Traded in last 24 hours: S.MPOE X.EUR
    
    Mats_cd03: maliki is going to end up living in london
    
    mircea_popescu: bet ?
    
    Mats_cd03: sending his kids to oxford and the like
    
    Mats_cd03: ok, terms? whether he lives out the year?
    
    mircea_popescu: what year.
    
    Mats_cd03: 23jun2015
    
    mircea_popescu: if by august 15h maliki has been hanged in the middle east, bet resolves as yes. if he's living in lonon, bet resolves as no. otherwise, bet cancels.
    
    asciilifeform: isn't this 'badbet'?
    
    asciilifeform: or can we bet on any hanging now
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform what assasin ever hangs anyone ?
    
    mircea_popescu: it'd be a penal proceeding
    
    mircea_popescu: not likely that someone sneaks into baghdad and surrepitiously hangs the pm
    
    asciilifeform: didn't they hang that btc exchange chick in Sg ?
    
    mircea_popescu: what ?!
    
    asciilifeform: the one found in apartment lobby with rope marks
    
    mircea_popescu: ok, publicly hanged
    
    asciilifeform: ah ok
    
    rithm: iraq is shitshow
    
    rithm: a big hole some moron threw money into
    
    asciilifeform: it's +EV for the folks in charge of the show
    
    Mats_cd03: 300M morons.
    
    asciilifeform: (u.s. firms who get to churn inventory)
    
    mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03 moar like 1-2 bn
    
    Mats_cd03: hows that
    
    rithm: not sure why i tried to some singular entity but it feels nice to do
    
    rithm: *blame
    
    rithm: i accidentally a word
    
    mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03 maybe we're talking at xpurposes, was your 300mn the total money thrown in the hole ?
    
    asciilifeform dreamt last night that he was to be hanged, but couldn't afford to pay for the roap and the grease - so was sent home to save up.
    
    Mats_cd03: nah us population
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform "i was sentenced to hang but i ated it"
    
    kakobrekla: grease?
    
    mike_c: tar and feather before hanging
    
    kakobrekla: a.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42769 @ 0.00080389 = 34.3816 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    benkay: mircea_popescu: when do we get 2year bitbets?
    
    Mats_cd03: proposal submitted, waiting on jurov to clear funds
    
    mircea_popescu: benkay the day you're ready to zerconf 1k btc for a 2 year bet.
    
    jurov: Mats_cd03: which proposal? maybe i can add onto it
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 12 @ 0.04527103 = 0.5433 BTC [+]
    
    Mats_cd03: Maliki is hanged
    
    benkay: mircea_popescu: what do zeroconfs have to do with anything?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8212 @ 0.00080261 = 6.591 BTC [-]
    
    benkay: mircea_popescu: "oppinion" on ransomware
    
    bitcoinpete: kakobrekla: no, didn't get the answer
    
    bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: because http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-06-2014#729957 ...
    
    assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
    
    bitcoinpete: curious what the cut-off is on bitbets for future reference
    
    bitcoinpete: 1 hr before they can possibly by resolved? 6 hrs?
    
    bitcoinpete: i completely understand that betting after an event has occurred, even if the bet is still "open" warrants a simple refund less admin fee
    
    bitcoinpete: but there's an undefined (to me) grey area prior to that point
    
    bitcoinpete: i've little doubt that this has arisen before
    
    bitcoinpete: i'm just not familiar with the sop
    
    mike_c: ^ this is also applicable to the "in-game betting" conversation from the other day
    
    bitcoinpete: right
    
    bitcoinpete: that's the scenario here
    
    bitcoinpete: i don't recall, was there a consensus following that conversation?
    
    mike_c: well, the consensus was to do it and all the world cup expiration dates were moved out.
    
    mike_c: you can probably dig it up with the fancy new search tool.
    
    bitcoinpete: thanks be to mthreat
    
    
    
    kakobrekla: bitcoinpete i dun think theres any hardcoded rule, mods call it and then you can bitch about it here
    
    mircea_popescu: <benkay> mircea_popescu: what do zeroconfs have to do with anything? << bitbet is a business, eh ? ran for profit.
    
    mircea_popescu: &ty
    
    gribble: Error: "ty" is not a valid command.
    
    mircea_popescu: lolk
    
    thestringpuller: free chily!
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.1999 = 1.3993 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.2 = 0.8 BTC [+]
    
    thestringpuller: ;;ud stack cheddar
    
    gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stack%20cheddar | Nov 9, 2007 ... Download the Free App! 1. stack cheddar. To make lots of money. Hustlin. "Get on your grind son. Stack cheddar." by Mooner November 09, ...
    
    benkay: isn't PKI a nsa plant?
    
    thestringpuller: Or "Mircea Popescu be stackin' cheddar"
    
    kakobrekla: >>FUCK YOU BITFINEX YOU FILTHY FRONT RUNNING FAKE VOLUME THIEVING FUCKING FRENCH CUNTS! WHERE WAS THE 50 BTC ORDER THAT WAS RIGHT BEHIND MY FUCKING STOP LOSS YOU FUCKING ROBBING RAT BASTARDS!"
    
    kakobrekla: lol
    
    kakobrekla: they arent even french.
    
    mircea_popescu: lmao
    
    mircea_popescu: "o no, we know better than mp, let's use scam sites"
    
    mircea_popescu: "o shit we got robbed by a scamsite HURRRRR"
    
    kakobrekla: mhm
    
    davout: kakobrekla: the owner is!
    
    bitcoinpete: sorry, was just having a bite on the patio here at the mac
    
    kakobrekla: oh? i thought it was asians.
    
    mircea_popescu: some idiot frenchman was involvedat some time
    
    bitcoinpete: so nao i'm curious who moderated that costa rica bet if not kakobrekla ? mircea_popescu ?
    
    mircea_popescu: but who knows
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 12 @ 0.04532308 = 0.5439 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    davout: i rkn he still is
    
    mircea_popescu: it's zhou and his collector friend just as well
    
    kakobrekla: bitcoinpete neither of the said. :(
    
    davout: raphael nicolle
    
    davout: never met the dude
    
    bitcoinpete: blargh!
    
    mircea_popescu: davout you see my point.
    
    mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete you'll never know.
    
    bitcoinpete: kakobrekla: can either of your adjudicate?
    
    kakobrekla: if mp sez so
    
    bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: that's fine as long as my case can be plead
    
    mircea_popescu: in principle eithger of us can, historically we never have.
    
    mircea_popescu: go ahead
    
    bitcoinpete: ty
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: '...know better than to get involved with the armed retinue of a lord...' << see interesting example - the private army of gazprom (said to contain own tank corps, aviation, etc.) - nobody fucks with it, scarcely anyone even mentions it.
    
    mircea_popescu: pleas are to the gods anyway, rather than specific people.
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform indeed.
    
    bitcoinpete: as previously mentioned, costa rica was playing its second world cup game on friday
    
    bitcoinpete: there are 3 games in the opening round, though it's possible to advance after only two games
    
    bitcoinpete: in the 55th minute, give or take a few, a bet was placed that costa rica would win the match and therefore advance
    
    bitcoinpete: the bet was confirmed
    
    bitcoinpete: with >30' of play remaining in the game
    
    bitcoinpete: costa rica won the game
    
    bitcoinpete: and advanced
    
    bitcoinpete: this in-game bet was rejected
    
    
    
    assbot: BitBet - Costa Rica will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage :: 0.41 B (35%) on Yes, 0.75 B (65%) on No | closed 2 days 17 hours ago
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: '...bright young men that hadnt gone though the compiler and complexity modules of their CS programme' << i actually watched the beginnings of this change at my uni. various things were made optional, and the audiences became 'pocket sized'
    
    mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/921/costa-rica-will-advance-from-the-2014-world/#b11 this one you mean ?
    
    assbot: BitBet - Costa Rica will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage :: 0.41 B (35%) on Yes, 0.75 B (65%) on No | closed 2 days 17 hours ago
    
    bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: precisement
    
    mircea_popescu: game was at 20 June 2014 13:00 gmt ?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5238 @ 0.00080226 = 4.2022 BTC [-]
    
    bitcoinpete: just confirming...
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 'operating systems' and 'compilers' (traditionally considered the gnarliest subjects in the department, outside of the required maths) were already optional and barely attended.
    
    mircea_popescu: sucks, you know, to go to a place of learning for the purpose of not learning
    
    
    
    assbot: 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil: Italy-Costa Rica - Overview - FIFA.com
    
    bitcoinpete: 13:00 local time
    
    mircea_popescu: like going to work in a brothel as a rpude
    
    mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete so 16:00 gmt ?
    
    asciilifeform: ;;ud rpude
    
    gribble: Google found nothing.
    
    mircea_popescu: prude
    
    asciilifeform: Aha
    
    bitcoinpete: recife is utc - 03:00
    
    mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete even if there's some sort of daylight savings time stuff, its 17;00 gmt at the latest, the bet is half hour or so after close
    
    mircea_popescu: this may be because it took a while to confirm, but anyhow
    
    bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: that doesn't add up
    
    bitcoinpete: game starts at 1600
    
    bitcoinpete: half time at 1645
    
    mircea_popescu: aha
    
    bitcoinpete: restart game at 1700
    
    bitcoinpete: bet confirmed at 1732
    
    bitcoinpete: game concludes no later than 1750
    
    mircea_popescu: wow check that out, it just HAILED in BA.
    
    mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete hm.
    
    
    
    assbot: Just-News @ Just-Dice: Betting and Depositing Disabled on JD and DD
    
    bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: my thoughts exactly
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: '...enforce their superiority over the popular guards' << http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-02-2014&bots=true#511301
    
    assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
    
    mircea_popescu: wow jd just closed ?
    
    mircea_popescu: dooglus you selling it ?
    
    bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: so where do we go from here?
    
    mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete well, i see your point, ima have to argue nao.
    
    asciilifeform: seems like it was banned ?
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform guy lives in canada
    
    asciilifeform: right - banned there
    
    FabianB: !mpif
    
    assbot: BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021746 BTC (Total: 434.93 BTC). Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.00021726 BTC [+]
    
    punkman: !jd --mpif
    
    punkman: !jd mpif
    
    assbot: Current MPIF account balance on Just-Dice: 172.25671059 BTC; -0.14834219 BTC (-0.0860%) since last check 1d 4h 17m 52s ago.
    
    bitcoinpete: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-06-23/german-gold-stays-in-new-york-in-rebuff-to-euro-doubters.html
    
    assbot: German Gold Stays in New York in Rebuff to Euro Doubters - Bloomberg
    
    bitcoinpete: “Objectively, there’s absolutely no reason for mistrust.”
    
    bitcoinpete: such lulz
    
    bitcoinpete: "“The Americans are taking good care of our gold,” Norbert Barthle, the budget spokesman for Merkel’s Christian Democratic bloc in parliament, said in an interview. "
    
    jurov: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-27973473 kinda related :D
    
    assbot: BBC News - Poland leak: Radek Sikorski scorns 'worthless' US ties
    
    jurov: "the Polish-US alliance isn't worth anything"
    
    ThickAsThieves: <+mike_c> so ThickAsThieves, if you put a nameserver record in your DNS (NS, not an A record) pointing seeds.therealaltcoin.org at 54.197.241.190  // Having trouble finding where to do this in Namecheap... bear with me
    
    Blazedout419: bitcoinpete you ever sell off those Lealana coins?
    
    bitcoinpete: Blazedout419: nope
    
    Blazedout419: My offer still stands anytime :)
    
    mircea_popescu: !up ArsKisS
    
    FabianB: dooglus is canadian? i thought australian
    
    mircea_popescu: nah
    
    
    
    fluffypony: I am completely fascinated by my ability to sit on IRC on a plane
    
    fluffypony: modern teknologiez
    
    mircea_popescu: cool huh
    
    mircea_popescu: business class + irc = no loner matters how long the flight is
    
    fluffypony: exactly
    
    mircea_popescu: is blondy bored ?
    
    rithm: ah the bag o nuts
    
    fluffypony: she's at home with the 6 dogs
    
    fluffypony: so she's plenty busy
    
    mircea_popescu: oh.
    
    rithm: it's been  a few years now since the 'ol bag of nuts and i were together
    
    fluffypony: rithm: so you're saying you lost your nuts?
    
    rithm: yep
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;isitdown blockchain.info
    
    gribble: blockchain.info is up
    
    FabianB: hm. there was no bitbet for jd closure
    
    mircea_popescu: indeed
    
    ThickAsThieves: mike_c seeds.therealaltcoin.org is now set up as CNAME 54.197.241.190 - I don't think it's propagated yet tho
    
    fluffypony: good job, ThickAsThieves
    
    mircea_popescu: for mpif holders : dooglus paid, j.dice mpif investment withdrawn safely, https://blockchain.info/tx/c2236225dc87abbd2babcf99078976fc6b50d6819b41ed786049bbca1cb0a17f
    
    assbot: Bitcoin Transaction c2236225dc87abbd2babcf99078976fc6b50d6819b41ed786049bbca1cb0a17f
    
    fluffypony: mircea_popescu: like the whole investment withdrawn?
    
    fluffypony: did I miss a blog post
    
    mircea_popescu: fluffypony it's in the logs ya
    
    mircea_popescu: (debb's post, not mine)
    
    fluffypony: kk
    
    mircea_popescu: and also, slut training footage : http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8a78xrXV1ra163eo8_r1_250.gif
    
    FabianB: hopefully no-one has bots trading on basis of http://www.btcalpha.com/mpif-tracker/ :)
    
    assbot: F.MPIF Live Tracker - Btc Alpha
    
    mircea_popescu: mike_c 0E-8 srsly ?
    
    bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: i'm off for today and i look forward to hearing from you on the costa rica bet. it would make a lovely birthday present!
    
    fluffypony: bitcoinpete: turning 29 again?
    
    bitcoinpete: fluffypony: getting there ;)
    
    fluffypony: heh heh
    
    bitcoinpete: fluffypony: have fun in estonia
    
    fluffypony: I shall live blog it
    
    bitcoinpete: make sure to include restaurant recommendations
    
    bitcoinpete: cheers!
    
    mircea_popescu: http://www.buenosairesherald.com/article/162822/us-dollar-opens-steady-at-815-pesos-all-eyes-on-blue-dollar
    
    mircea_popescu: heh
    
    
    
    assbot: Blame Canada - South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (3/9) Movie CLIP (1999) HD - YouTube
    
    pankkake: btw: http://bitbet.us/bet/617/and-then-there-was-one/?ref=1Eck6cgGzEb9N42CFhcsCBQhZQStoJbHRK
    
    assbot: BitBet - And Then There Was One :: 7.59 B (56%) on Yes, 5.94 B (44%) on No | closing in 4 months 3 weeks | weight: 39`983 (100`000 to 1)
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 13 @ 0.0445 = 0.5785 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.04667441 = 0.7001 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16700 @ 0.0008043 = 13.4318 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33873 @ 0.00080304 = 27.2014 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [FN] [F.MPIF] 3000 @ 0.0002151 = 0.6453 BTC [-]
    
    mike_c: 0e-8 is more zero than 0
    
    
    
    assbot: I just ran into a fellow /hashtag/bitcoin?src=hash-assets user at /hashtag/porcfest?src=hash! That's worth a +2 in the /hashtag/WoT?src=hash. http://t.co/oI2PHHgK6u
    
    fluffypony: dat /hashtag/
    
    fluffypony: right, going to try sleep a bit, cheers
    
    
    
    TheNewDeal: wtf is porcfest
    
    
    
    TheNewDeal: ahhhh not bad
    
    TheNewDeal: not a porcupine freedom festival?
    
    
    
    TheNewDeal: looks kinda like a hippy fest
    
    
    
    TheNewDeal: ooooh
    
    mike_c: !mpif
    
    assbot: BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021746 BTC (Total: 434.93 BTC). Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.0002151 BTC [-]
    
    TheNewDeal: gotta go scout the hotel happy hour
    
    TheNewDeal: hydrate with some free light beer
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14954 @ 0.00080025 = 11.9669 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    mike_c: ;;later tell ThickAsThieves it needs to be a NS record, not a CNAME
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    TheNewDeal: scratch that, bringing the laptop and making this a party
    
    jborkl: finished up the "block found by" and I will be putting that online tomorrow
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 70 @ 0.02162138 = 1.5135 BTC [+] {10} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 60 @ 0.04698667 = 2.8192 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    mircea_popescu: !up l337
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 36 @ 0.04699966 = 1.692 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    l337: thanks. any plans on purchasing JD if doog is up for selling it mircea_popescu?
    
    mircea_popescu: maybe.
    
    l337: would be awesome
    
    TheNewDeal: how does JD continue to exist? Don't stupid people go broke?
    
    mthreat: ya, then take loans
    
    mike_c: on the one hand, casinos have been around since.. forever.  on the other, JD volume has been dropping.
    
    mike_c: but who knows why
    
    TheNewDeal: true about casinos
    
    pankkake: more gambling venues?
    
    mike_c: like who?  its dropped a lot.  set new all-time-lows 3 out of 6 months this year.
    
    mike_c: could be player-fatigue (rolling dice is only so much fun).  could be competition, but i don't know who.
    
    mike_c: still though, 60k in wager volume a month is a nice business.
    
    mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete teh court finds your arguments persuasive.
    
    mircea_popescu: mike_c that "a month" kinda impleis it's stable. it's not that stable it seems.
    
    mike_c: hm.  a return to 6 digit wager volume would surprise me.  but it's quite possible new management could make it happen.
    
    mike_c: first 8 months were all > 100k, last 4 months were all well below.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23750 @ 0.00079488 = 18.8784 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.04799999 = 0.96 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    mike_c: certainly still has some value.  i'm sure he will get multiple offers.
    
    []bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Bitcoin price above $800 before July" http://bitbet.us/bet/799/ Odds: 28(Y):72(N) by coin, 29(Y):71(N) by weight. Total bet: 10.16199681 BTC. Current weight: 5,498.
    
    TheNewDeal: Return is still to high not to attract bets...
    
    TheNewDeal: 5.4% over 8 days
    
    mircea_popescu: provided he even wants to sell.
    
    mike_c: this seems like a pretext to get out, no?  but maybe he just wants to walk away.
    
    mircea_popescu: mike_c he could just keep it on play money for a month or w/e while he moves to argentina.
    
    mike_c: hehe. true.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.047 = 4.7 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 21 @ 0.04547644 = 0.955 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    TheNewDeal: who runs JD?
    
    mike_c: dooglus
    
    TheNewDeal: he's joining the MP crowd in LaArgentina?
    
    mthreat: wow that rumor didn't take long
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    TheNewDeal: didn't take mp to be a rumorist
    
    TheNewDeal: my bad
    
    mircea_popescu: honestly, him selling out'd be a net negative for btc
    
    mircea_popescu: how many competen managers do you know of ?
    
    jborkl: 2
    
    mircea_popescu: jborkl winkleloss #1 and #2 right ?
    
    mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal what did I do!
    
    jborkl: hahahahaha, oh man
    
    jborkl: I sharted
    
    TheNewDeal: starting rumors about your posse in argentina of course
    
    mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal you know mthreat is in argentina right ?
    
    TheNewDeal: if you need a grease monkey to work on your machines, give me a call
    
    TheNewDeal: CNC *
    
    l337: mircea_popescu: is doog moving to argentina because of this?
    
    mircea_popescu: lol how would i know!
    
    mircea_popescu: i merely pointed out extemporaneously that he doesnm't have to necessarily sell or close down
    
    mircea_popescu: he could just get out of fucktardlandia too
    
    l337: got it, I took it literally what you said
    
    jborkl: nm got the "found by" online now just have to fill in a few blanks
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 48 @ 0.04342691 = 2.0845 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    mike_c: www.coindesk.com/mp-says-dooglus-moving-to-argentina/
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: this is trollage!
    
    benkay: <mircea_popescu> jborkl winkleloss #1 and #2 right ? // they actually *hire* managers, if you'd believe it.
    
    mircea_popescu: benkay im sure they do, because with their great reputation there's a bunch of smart, qualified people wanting to work for them.
    
    mircea_popescu: brb while i get my snark refilled
    
    mircea_popescu: that sentence taped me out.
    
    benkay: well they still have to work their asses off to hire both the managers and those who toil under the managers.
    
    mircea_popescu: they could just post on reddit.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 13 @ 0.0430001 = 0.559 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 53 @ 0.04205659 = 2.229 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    asciilifeform: betcha plenty of folks would move to Ar, but... are waiting for mircea_popescu to terraform it.
    
    TheNewDeal: lol
    
    TheNewDeal: with cocaine ecoli?
    
    mircea_popescu: no they just don't like tight cona
    
    asciilifeform: build the radiation dome, fill with breathable air, impale the capital controls idiots, etc
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.2048 = 0.6144 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22800 @ 0.00079322 = 18.0854 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    asciilifeform found out that japan still makes hardware 'word processors.' mindfuck of the day.
    
    benkay: link or gtfo
    
    mircea_popescu: coincidentally, i saw one today
    
    asciilifeform: ;;google pomera word processor
    
    gribble: Pomera DM 100 Distraction free Word processor - Japanese product ...: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipTkrdFeJ7A>; Digital Memo Pomera : DigInfo - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqXnknebD0s>; King Jim Pomera DM10 – the pocket friendly word-processor | The ...: <http://www.redferret.net/?p=12249>
    
    asciilifeform: ^ actual electrical appliance where you key in and save plain ascii.
    
    asciilifeform: (my position on the subject: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=861&cpage=1#comment-2909)
    
    assbot: Loper OS » Engelbart’s Violin
    
    asciilifeform: 'I would dearly love a dedicated word processor... runs for months on one battery charge, never crashes, presents no distractions, and, shortly, isnt a PC. Not being a PC (or, more specifically, not running a PC operating system) is a truly under-rated and beautiful feature in any gadget.'
    
    asciilifeform: i always found it interesting how much functionality one... loses by rolling a 'general purpose' computer into a product. not even concerning security and the like.
    
    asciilifeform: i've seen actual novelists confess to owning '80s laptops which... boot into 'wordstar.' but try using one away from mains current.
    
    jurov: kindle variant with physical keyboard isn't far actually
    
    asciilifeform: jurov: you must mean something other than the keyboard already found on that machine ?
    
    asciilifeform: because it's quite unusable
    
    jurov: yes it needs better keyboard, and hinge
    
    asciilifeform: and an os that doesn't bomb
    
    jurov: would such device ever pay for itself?
    
    asciilifeform: perhaps in japan. where they seem to remember the appeal of 'machine that does one thing well.'
    
    Mats_cd03: best burrito i ever had was in .jp
    
    Mats_cd03: and ive lived in socal and mexico.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13600 @ 0.00078845 = 10.7229 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: !up Pilate
    
    thestringpuller: ;;seen BingoBoingo
    
    gribble: BingoBoingo was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 7 hours, 15 minutes, and 39 seconds ago: <BingoBoingo> benkay: Wait till you get to the comments
    
    thestringpuller: lol
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.04773875 = 0.9548 BTC [+]
    
    thestringpuller: !mpif
    
    assbot: BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021746 BTC (Total: 434.93 BTC). Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.0002151 BTC [-]
    
    thestringpuller: !ticker m s.mpoe
    
    assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00078845 / 0.00080967 / 0.0008496 (918961 shares, 744.06 BTC), 7D: 0.00078845 / 0.00081687 / 0.00087778 (4595649 shares, 3,754.09 BTC), 30D: 0.00078845 / 0.0008462 / 0.00093337 (23860305 shares, 20,190.70 BTC)
    
    thestringpuller: !ticker m f.mpif
    
    assbot: [MPEX:F.MPIF] 1D: 0.0002151 / 0.0002151 / 0.0002151 (4000 shares, 0.86 BTC), 7D: 0.0002151 / 0.00021534 / 0.00021726 (4500 shares, 0.97 BTC), 30D: 0.0002151 / 0.00021632 / 0.00021726 (30680 shares, 6.64 BTC)
    
    TheNewDeal: Pilate, like Pontius?
    
    mircea_popescu: !up tjader
    
    thestringpuller: ;;calc .45 * 2
    
    gribble: 0.9
    
    thestringpuller: ;;calc .45 * 0.007
    
    gribble: 0.00315
    
    TheNewDeal: I was gonna say, .45*2, relaly?
    
    thestringpuller: i was distracted
    
    TheNewDeal: I could be marginally comatose and still get away with that
    
    TheNewDeal: just having some fun. I've been lazy with calculators before as well
    
    mircea_popescu: http://38.media.tumblr.com/0b755cd262494d8bad72f34f0d1d9741/tumblr_mjais3vdoN1qij4o1o1_500.jpg
    
    TheNewDeal: gotta stay away from these links on the work laptop...
    
    mircea_popescu: defo
    
    TheNewDeal: I'll just blame it on assbot for not giving me a description
    
    mircea_popescu: it's an ass bot, what do you want from it
    
    TheNewDeal: tell me what type of ass is featured in the webpage
    
    TheNewDeal: 0 being no ass, 1 being ass
    
    mircea_popescu: !up cfused__
    
    mircea_popescu: http://38.media.tumblr.com/ec4c4ed0fcf83793b5bf16a6841e5718/tumblr_n2pr89VWnK1r09wbpo1_400.gif << money!
    
    TheNewDeal: monopoly money
    
    mircea_popescu: i thought you didn't do links off work lappy
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 40 @ 0.0451 = 1.804 BTC [-]
    
    TheNewDeal: I said I SHOULDN"T
    
    TheNewDeal: that's like the exact opposite of "didn't"
    
    mircea_popescu: a ok
    
    mircea_popescu: http://31.media.tumblr.com/a4d84c288cd8b25771b067c683a6f682/tumblr_n1qm9sBhgH1t1ja2oo1_400.gif have a prize then
    
    TheNewDeal: gracias
    
    []bot: Bet placed: 2 BTC for Yes on "Tesla stock to close at over $250 in 2014" http://bitbet.us/bet/955/ Odds: 91(Y):9(N) by coin, 91(Y):9(N) by weight. Total bet: 2.99 BTC. Current weight: 98,378.
    
    TheNewDeal: jeez its already at 237
    
    Mats_cd03: i thought it was a little low
    
    Mats_cd03: no accounting for musk mania
    
    BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> wow check that out, it just HAILED in BA << Is hail not a familiar mode of weather for you?
    
    BingoBoingo: mike_c: on the one hand, casinos have been around since.. forever. on the other, JD volume has been dropping. << I imagine this is another natural part of having harder money.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.20481145 = 0.6144 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    BingoBoingo: %diff
    
    atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 715369.85 Est. Next Diff: 446874.29 in 13 blocks (#36288) Est. % Change: -37.53
    
    
    
    assbot: NSA Spook-Turned-Twitter-Pundit Goes Dark After Dick Pic Surfaces
    
    
    
    BingoBoingo: http://sploid.gizmodo.com/what-the-biggest-companies-are-from-each-state-in-the-u-1595079772/+caseychan
    
    assbot: What the biggest companies are from each state in the US
    
    BingoBoingo: Points got to West Virgina where "West Virginia University Hospitals, Inc." is the largest company based there by revenue
    
    BingoBoingo: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup/10918321/Football-match-fixing-deal-casts-cloud-over-World-Cup.html
    
    assbot: Football match-fixing deal casts cloud over World Cup - Telegraph
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: what do you usually build with on ancient mac os ?
    
    benkay: ugh u guise i got a nasty virus
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Hypercard usually. There's bound to be better tools, but... It tends to work for ancient Mac things
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i meant - traditional C
    
    benkay: haskell invaded my computer
    
    BingoBoingo: That's a good question. I actually don't know if there are any good tools for it.
    
    asciilifeform: lol