assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10060 @ 0.00082725 = 8.3221 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43350 @ 0.0008237 = 35.7074 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    
    
    assbot: Cat And Lynx Become Inseparable Friends
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 500 @ 0.00227025 = 1.1351 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    Apocalyptic: ;;calc 1.3462**1.04
    
    gribble: 1.36230380511
    
    Apocalyptic: Mats_cd03, ^
    
    FabianB: mircea_popescu: jurov: it should do bait << it should do mp approved bait. <-- it kind of does now, even probably not what you expected
    
    BingoBoingo: !up Vexual
    
    BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
    
    gribble: Current Blocks: 306443 | Current Difficulty: 1.346258011452534E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 308447 | Next Difficulty In: 2004 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 10 hours, 50 minutes, and 3 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 11878747551.5 | Estimated Percent Change: -11.7647
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2980 @ 0.00082725 = 2.4652 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.20023447 = 0.6007 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21750 @ 0.00082464 = 17.9359 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40750 @ 0.00082731 = 33.7129 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    moiety: !up Vexual
    
    moiety: !up Vexual
    
    Vexual: ohai
    
    moiety: hai :]
    
    Vexual: whats new?
    
    Apocalyptic: so Argentina is refusing to pay some US hedge funds some settlement on their debt
    
    Vexual: yeah i read that 1.5 bn
    
    Vexual: can't afford it ?
    
    moiety: what will happen next?
    
    Vexual: they will still not afford it
    
    moiety: will it just stalemate?
    
    Apocalyptic: apparently they sent a couple of lawyers to NY
    
    Apocalyptic: to "discuss" the matter with the judge that ordered them to pay
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.2001 = 0.6003 BTC [-]
    
    Apocalyptic: Vexual, apparently it's more like 15 bn in total
    
    Vexual: o
    
    Apocalyptic: the 2 funds in question are indeed owed 1.4, but this settlement will trigger payments to others funds too
    
    Apocalyptic: from what I read
    
    Apocalyptic: central bank reserves in USD are 28,5 bn
    
    Apocalyptic: kind of a big chunk
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.18952502 = 0.7581 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    Vexual: i guess they owe germany gold then?
    
    Vexual: nothing a few thousand men couldn't scratch off the surface in a month
    
    Apocalyptic: speaking of germany and gold
    
    Apocalyptic: I wonder how much US sent them back so far
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 71 @ 0.02999989 = 2.13 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    Vexual: fucking nada
    
    
    
    assbot: BBC News - Hidden painting found under Picasso's The Blue Room
    
    Vexual: those suits sent to ny will do well to slow proceedings
    
    Vexual: no wonder that guy sells for big money
    
    moiety: buy one, get one free!
    
    Vexual: a proper old picasso print can be had for 1nc
    
    Vexual: or real coin even
    
    
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] DataTank Mining: 1.2MW 3M Novec Immersion Cooled 2PH Mining Container
    
    fluffypony: so now everyone is rushing to verify that this is "nothing like Neo & Bee"
    
    fluffypony: gotta love that group due diligence
    
    fluffypony: "aving been in communication with these guys a bit I can say that they are definitely not NEO & BEE types. These guys definitely know what they are doing and they have proven that they can deliver since they have already done so. Unlike many offerings, their technical skills and abilities are pretty well proven."
    
    moiety: because technical ability stops you running off with peoples monies
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15200 @ 0.00082789 = 12.5839 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    moiety: !up Vexual
    
    fluffypony: obviously
    
    Vexual: hif is buy now?
    
    Vexual: looks like havelocks answer to ghash
    
    Vexual: and it'd be timed exactly right if not for the 3-6 month deployment time
    
    fluffypony: yeah
    
    Vexual: but it smells like catpiss and the cat is technique
    
    Vexual: pankakke?
    
    jurov: ;;bc,stats
    
    gribble: Current Blocks: 306455 | Current Difficulty: 1.346258011452534E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 308447 | Next Difficulty In: 1992 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 12 hours, 20 minutes, and 48 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 12833387688.7 | Estimated Percent Change: -4.67364
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12450 @ 0.00082264 = 10.2419 BTC [-]
    
    Vexual: the prospectus has anxpro on a cg container, are they affiliated?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SHA] 25 @ 0.042 = 1.05 BTC
    
    Vexual: plus token white dude, dollar exchange, mining, stock market
    
    Vexual: ;;8ball
    
    gribble: One would be wise to think so.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.21889486 = 0.8756 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.21929955 = 1.0965 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    pankkake: "their technical skills and abilities are pretty well proven" => same was said about kslaugther, presented as some rock star entrepreneur and engineer (when he was neither)
    
    mircea_popescu: fluffypony neobee TYPES mind you.
    
    mircea_popescu: these schmucks have sunk in the research and classifieds the typology nao.
    
    mircea_popescu: the archetype of the neobee being, of course, that antonoderpulous guy.
    
    Apocalyptic: pankkake, so was Zhou
    
    fluffypony: yeah
    
    fluffypony: well I had my say on the thread
    
    fluffypony: and, of course, jimmothy is being retarded: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=655464.msg7375512#msg7375512
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] DataTank Mining: 1.2MW 3M Novec Immersion Cooled 2PH Mining Container
    
    pankkake: his blind hate for anything MP
    
    mircea_popescu: wait im involved ?
    
    fluffypony: mircea_popescu: I dared to mention that a WoT presence might be a good starting point
    
    jurov: "it was pretty hard to not reach a positive ROI by now with most asics." this doesn't have anything to do with mp
    
    mircea_popescu: lol how's wot mp related
    
    Apocalyptic: fluffypony, "Additionally, don't confuse the possibility of them being fiat profitable with them being Bitcoin profitable" too many derps don't distinguish between the two and will generally eagerly settle for the former
    
    mircea_popescu: also most asics actually got no +roi.
    
    mircea_popescu: $bait
    
    pankkake: I don't mean made by MP
    
    mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic that's a problem, yeah.
    
    pankkake: !up Vexual
    
    mircea_popescu: the stupidity of people holding bitcoin is the one thing that can hurt bitcoin (as evidenced by say the pirate debacle, or by the fact that a million fucktarded stoners managed to give the usg a gift of 20k ish btcs)
    
    mircea_popescu: luckily that tends to be a self-limiting problem
    
    mircea_popescu: FabianB how does it do bait ?
    
    pankkake: I hope you're right
    
    mircea_popescu: pankkake well, it's finite see. the only way they can do something stupid in the first place is by giving it away
    
    mircea_popescu: that's the definition of self limiting
    
    mircea_popescu: Vexual: can't afford it ? << actually, they could, they just dun want to.
    
    mircea_popescu: moiety: what will happen next? <<< probably us court will try to confiscate various argentine assets in various countries, further straining its relations with the world.
    
    mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic: I wonder how much US sent them back so far << the us had more sense than to put a clause in there that the matter is to be judged according to frankfurt law.
    
    mircea_popescu: "They have something better than WOT. Real names and real business experience." ahahaha help me rwanda.
    
    fluffypony: I know
    
    Apocalyptic: mircea_popescu, in the meantime i read that they are planning to get 50% back to frankfurt in a matter of seven years or so
    
    Apocalyptic: so it's too soon to tell how it's going
    
    mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic they're also planning tobalance the budget
    
    mircea_popescu: over about the same timeframe
    
    mircea_popescu: or wait, was that, they're planning to actually send congress a budget at all, like required by law ?
    
    Apocalyptic: <mircea_popescu> Vexual: can't afford it ? << actually, they could, they just dun want to. // yeah they could at the expense of roughly half their USD reserves
    
    mircea_popescu: fluffypony " Given how reliant this company is on paying backend costs in fiat" I don't follow this part.
    
    mircea_popescu: why would fiat costs pose a problem ? it's quite clear why fiat revenues are a problem for reits etc, but costs ?
    
    mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic right.
    
    fluffypony: mircea_popescu: in other words, if they were paying staff and rent in Bitcoin they could present a business plan with amounts in Bitcoin
    
    fluffypony: but they're reliant on the exchange-rate-at-the-time costs are due
    
    mircea_popescu: so ?
    
    fluffypony: mircea_popescu: http://blog.spagni.net/posts/2014-04-28/
    
    assbot: How to fail gracefully as a Bitcoin business
    
    fluffypony: having fiat-denominated expenses is not in and of itself bad, but they're going to sink virtually the entire amount into fiat costs up-front
    
    fluffypony: to pay for equipment etc. etc.
    
    mircea_popescu: o well say it like that then
    
    mircea_popescu: that makes sense.
    
    fluffypony: -1 point for fluffyclarity
    
    mircea_popescu: "by investing in this company you're buying chunks of a dollar-denominated investment, because they mostly plan to sell your bitcoin and pay off fiat costs."
    
    fluffypony: yarp
    
    mircea_popescu: it's funny tho, that completely disqualifies thyem from any sort of experience or competence in the field
    
    mircea_popescu: quite contrary to that derps claims.
    
    mircea_popescu: luckily we have years of amassed history and discussion to establish what competence/experience are, what they do and how they look like.
    
    mircea_popescu: Mark Serbu told us, I refused to sell my rifles to the NYPD, and when I talked about it online, it blew up like crazy. Everybody liked the idea of a gun law biting the government on the ass. There are only two manufacturers of semi-automatic 50-caliber rifles in the US, and neither will sell to the NYPD. This is like, Screw you, New York. People are less safe without our rifles to protect you.
    
    mircea_popescu: i had no idea they used the barrett as an anti-personnel device on the streets of the asphalt jungle
    
    mircea_popescu: the army mostly uses it to blow up explosives iirc
    
    BingoBoingo: Also works on trucks
    
    mircea_popescu: i guess it'd work on anything short of a tank
    
    BingoBoingo: Pretty much anything not specifically designed to prevent it working, with exception as defined by the laws of physics (mountains, clouds, the sun...)
    
    mircea_popescu: i suppose the wanna-be cool dorks love it because it's so BIG and it looks JUST LIKE IN TH MOVIES OMAYGAWD
    
    mircea_popescu: god help you if you have to use the thing indoors tho
    
    mircea_popescu: fluffypony btw that article is quite useful
    
    mircea_popescu: but srsly, make better urls.
    
    fluffypony: I have already, will go fix past articles a bit later
    
    mircea_popescu: a cool.
    
    BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: But expensive things with niche uses when less expensive more general purpose tools of quality are available is the American way!!!
    
    mircea_popescu: One thing to note is that, generally speaking, a Bitcoin/altcoin mining operation is strictly profitable from a fiat perspective. Anyone who thinks theyre profitable from a BTC perspective needs to take a cold, hard look at the data for the past few years, and needs to couple the historical data with the inevitable delays when pre-ordering mining equipment. << this is quite true.
    
    mircea_popescu: bitcoin mining is a perfect avenue for large players to dodge tax, whcih is why the hash is going quite so nuts.
    
    fluffypony: yes
    
    mircea_popescu: rack up the fiat expenses so you don't make a profit, take the bitcoin home.
    
    fluffypony: but it serves no practical purpose as an investment vehicle for those already holding Bitcoin (or who are buying Bitcoin on a monthly basis with their fiat earnings)
    
    mircea_popescu: on top of that there's some... maybe 1-2% by now, amateurs that get to jerkoff to the thought that they're "just as much a part of bitcoin AS ANYONE"
    
    mircea_popescu: they used to be 10% earlier this year. then again they used to be 100% a coupla years ago
    
    mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo only recently. didn't use to be.
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves so is atc taking over the ltc role ?
    
    BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: American's didn't have the too much money problem until recently though (1950's) Kids who grew up with that mindset run the show nao though... or at least imagine they do
    
    mircea_popescu: sad but true
    
    BingoBoingo: All of these people who grew up when the rest of the world was crippled now imagine it still is.
    
    BingoBoingo: %book
    
    atcbot: 35k@250 2k@240 16k@235 | 5k@150 49k@143 175k@142
    
    mircea_popescu: how did the volume go again ?
    
    mircea_popescu: %help
    
    atcbot: %t | %ticker | %book | %diff | %tx <tx_id> | %bal <address> | %mined | %block <block_height> | %lb | %tslb | %cm | %ptp | %help | %h
    
    mircea_popescu: %t
    
    atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 150 Ask: 235 Last Price: 235 24h-Vol: 7k High: 235 Low: 150 VWAP: 156
    
    mircea_popescu: aha
    
    mircea_popescu: %diff
    
    atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 715369.85 Est. Next Diff: 430638.11 in 667 blocks (#36288) Est. % Change: -39.80
    
    Apocalyptic: it's in quiet mode before the diff retarget
    
    Apocalyptic: will bring the hoppers back
    
    mircea_popescu: seems so yeah.
    
    mircea_popescu: funny tho the lockstep way it works. 1k - 4k - 1.5k - 5k - 2k - 7k - 5k diff sort of thing
    
    mircea_popescu: seems the hopper's "optimisation" is nothing but a dream in their head
    
    mircea_popescu: since they'll be counting the "high" 5k as "low" six weeks later anyway
    
    mircea_popescu: might as well just have mined all through.
    
    Apocalyptic: well the hooper's "optimisation" is disturbed by unbalanced's plan somehow
    
    mircea_popescu: course this is a fact people who aren't familiar with atc history probably easily miss.
    
    Apocalyptic: dunno if he started earlier than this diff period though
    
    BingoBoingo: %t
    
    atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 160 Ask: 235 Last Price: 235 24h-Vol: 7k High: 235 Low: 150 VWAP: 156
    
    mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic i suspect it's only disrupted by the fact that atc has the sort of backing that makes it not go anywhere. it's nailed straight to the sun as it were.
    
    mircea_popescu: this bit of info'd quite change the optimisation, if they had it.
    
    BingoBoingo: %book
    
    atcbot: 35k@250 2k@240 16k@235 | 250k@160 500k@151 5k@150
    
    Apocalyptic: mircea_popescu, it may well be so
    
    Apocalyptic: http://www.boursorama.com/actualites/pour-la-cour-des-comptes-il-faut-baisser-le-nombre-de-fonctionnaires-ba3764c288078d33b05b57007f1062dc
    
    assbot: Pour la Cour des comptes, il faut baisser le nombre de fonctionnaires
    
    Apocalyptic: french people finally wake up
    
    BingoBoingo: %t
    
    atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 160 Ask: 201 Last Price: 160 24h-Vol: 7k High: 235 Low: 150 VWAP: 156
    
    mircea_popescu: hahaha
    
    mircea_popescu: how many are they anyway ? 20mn ?
    
    BingoBoingo: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 607.51, Best ask: 609.0, Bid-ask spread: 1.49000, Last trade: 609.0, 24 hour volume: 8473.12848309, 24 hour low: 586.84, 24 hour high: 616.0, 24 hour vwap: 604.991375459
    
    Apocalyptic: i wouldn't hazard a guess, too much for sure
    
    pankkake: Apocalyptic: la Cour des comptes has been saying smart things for years, and has been ignored all the way
    
    Apocalyptic: yeah pankkake
    
    pankkake: http://www.lexpress.fr/actualite/societe/les-intermittents-du-spectacle-occupent-la-cour-des-comptes_1499906.html
    
    assbot: Les intermittents du spectacle occupent la Cour des comptes - L'Express
    
    BingoBoingo: %tslb
    
    atcbot: -9 minutes and 49 seconds
    
    mircea_popescu: ahahaha
    
    BingoBoingo: ^ mod6 negative %tslb???
    
    assbot: Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/237PFCH.txt )
    
    BingoBoingo: !b 3
    
    pankkake: (translation : highly subsidied fake artists occupy the Court of Accounts)
    
    BingoBoingo: %book
    
    atcbot: 2k@240 16k@235 50k@201 | 250k@160 500k@151 5k@150
    
    BingoBoingo: http://www.computerworld.com.au/article/547767/unisys_phasing_decades-old_mainframe_processor_x86_chips/
    
    assbot: Unisys phasing out decades-old mainframe processor for x86 chips - Computerworld
    
    
    
    assbot: I stopped a ten million dollar robbery - Boing Boing
    
    jurov: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2014/06/03/the-secret-service-wants-software-that-detects-social-media-sarcasm-yeah-sure-it-will-work/
    
    assbot: The Secret Service wants software that detects social media sarcasm. Yeah, sure it will work. - The Washington Post
    
    jurov: "Ability to detect sarcasm and false positives," the request reads.
    
    Apocalyptic: jurov, at this point it must be trolling
    
    jurov: Apocalyptic why? i wouldn't put it past them?
    
    BingoBoingo: Maybe the headline is the test? Secret Service collecting references to it as data to feed the beast...
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves you need a comment permalink, because nao i can't say thestringpuller;'s got a prettry interesting comment up there at http://devilsadvocate.biz/crabs-in-the-bucket/?replytocom=75#respond
    
    assbot: Crabs in the Bucket
    
    mircea_popescu: i could use some *people* that reliably detect my sarcasm
    
    BingoBoingo: It's a hard problem in text
    
    mircea_popescu: it's a hard problem irl, too.
    
    mircea_popescu: ajhahaha that robbery link above :
    
    mircea_popescu: Bill said, Well lend $10 million IF we get the full $25 million on any default. Here were the other terms Bill said.
    
    mircea_popescu: - 15% interest, paid quarterly
    
    mircea_popescu: - the full loan is due back in two years
    
    mircea_popescu: - $600,000 fee paid to Bill up front.
    
    mircea_popescu: - Bill wanted 25% of all the upside on the full $25 million in shares for the next ten years.
    
    mircea_popescu: now THATs robbery.
    
    BingoBoingo: How was the borrower agreeing to that not a red flag that they were a fake
    
    mircea_popescu: it kinda is.
    
    mircea_popescu: anyway, the post sounds legit. it's pretty much how something like that'd go.
    
    BingoBoingo: Kinda the Roger Ver story, except he still praises and pays the loons that fleece him
    
    mircea_popescu: I have an idea, I said, I know the guy who wrote that letter. Ill write to him and ask him if he wrote that letter. This way he independently verifies. << the wot.
    
    mircea_popescu: quote that to forum derp. this is exactly what we fucking do here, day in, day out.
    
    
    
    assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
    
    pankkake: !up Vexual
    
    pankkake: Vexual: why still not on the wot?
    
    BingoBoingo: fluffypony: Also get rid of that discus shit
    
    pankkake: not that you could be easily faked
    
    fluffypony: BingoBoingo: I hate all the other jekyll comment plugins
    
    BingoBoingo: fluffypony: Just have a send all comments to X@Y.Z email address
    
    fluffypony: too much like hard work
    
    fluffypony: :-P
    
    fluffypony: I'll see if there's something new out for jekyll that is non-JS-ish
    
    BingoBoingo: Or... Just use Wordpress comments
    
    fluffypony: I will never install Wordpress again. EVER.
    
    BingoBoingo: Not the whole thing, just the comment form
    
    pankkake: I've seen some automated systems to do it, finally. proper comments was the only thing I would miss with a static blog
    
    pankkake: I haven't tried those yet though
    
    fluffypony: there's this: https://github.com/mpalmer/jekyll-static-comments
    
    assbot: mpalmer/jekyll-static-comments  GitHub
    
    fluffypony: not wild about it, tho
    
    BingoBoingo: ;;google site:trilema.com the hottest idea in bitcoin
    
    gribble: Probably the hottest business idea of the moment in BTC… pe ...: <http://trilema.com/2012/probably-the-hottest-business-idea-of-the-moment-in-btc/>; Bitcoin pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/category/bitcoin/>; Some basic discussion of Bitcoin macroeconomy pe Trilema - Un ...: <http://trilema.com/2013/some-basic-discussion-of-bitcoin-macroeconomy/>
    
    fluffypony: oh this is something I never noticed: https://blog.caurea.org/2012/03/31/this-blog-has-comments-again.html
    
    assbot: caurea.org
    
    fluffypony: it does an email address per post
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.2199997 = 1.1 BTC [+]
    
    fluffypony: will take a looksie again when I have time
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-06-2014#719018 to go with above link
    
    assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
    
    mircea_popescu: <BingoBoingo> fluffypony: Also get rid of that discus shit << srsly.
    
    BingoBoingo: The reason to use wordpress is that it's the standard. Doing it right is hard, but all of the usefull standards are.
    
    mircea_popescu: he's prolly tried wp past 1.x and got burned by how shitty it is
    
    BingoBoingo: 2.X for some values of X isn't bad. Same with 3.X with caveat, that for some values of X.
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo ya i meat 2 not 1 my bad
    
    fluffypony: ;;ping
    
    gribble: pong
    
    fluffypony: so I asked Jimmy Boy: "I'll turn that around and ask you to list 3 mining operations that were Bitcoin profitable. To simplify, you can just list the asset, what the IPO share price was, and what BTC dividends to date would have been for 1 BTC invested."
    
    fluffypony: to which he responds: "Petamine, asicminer, 100th mine, and most people who bought bfl hardware, AM hardware, knc hardware, bitmain hardware, a1 clones, avalon hardware, bitfury hardware."
    
    fluffypony: apparently buying hardware == investing in an asset.
    
    mircea_popescu: fluffypony he went to the us school of diversive argumentation.
    
    fluffypony: and apparently "The whole internet is a web of trust."
    
    fluffypony: he didn't read my comments AT ALL
    
    mircea_popescu: serious politician : "name one policy your demagogy implemented that served the public"
    
    fluffypony: stupid fucktard.
    
    BingoBoingo: fluffypony: Maybe ask why hes till isn't Bitrich
    
    pankkake: 100th mine was profitable?
    
    mircea_popescu: twerp : "guncontrolobamacareglobalwarmingsmokingbanclimatechangederpyherpyderpderpherp"
    
    mircea_popescu: costs him about 100x less to run the mouth than it costs you, and so... he's using it.
    
    mircea_popescu: this is why, incidentally, giving people a voice is such a bad idea.
    
    mircea_popescu: the only thing it yields is a vicious circle of ever decreasing marginal investment in speech
    
    pankkake: also people who bought bfl profited?!
    
    mircea_popescu: what a healthy society needs are lemon laws for speech.
    
    fluffypony: lemon laws!
    
    xmj: mircea_popescu: lemon laws?
    
    xmj: as in, The Market For Lemons ?
    
    mircea_popescu: problem with trying to implement that however is that it's too fucking sweet for whoever's in charge to hijack it into oppression of dissent
    
    mircea_popescu: so basically society only works for as long as society enforces some sort of equivalent by itself. which is also why there can never be a society of "laws not men".
    
    mircea_popescu: men are needed to keep language meaningful.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 7724 @ 0.00008136 = 0.6284 BTC [-] {6} 
    
    BingoBoingo: Sorta like the dilema by which Bitcoin is great for a well lawed and ordered society yet incredibly hostile to regulation
    
    mircea_popescu: well you can't cutthe knife
    
    BingoBoingo: Plenty of tools cut knives.
    
    mircea_popescu: sure. but nothing cuts itself. evntually you get to a prime mover.
    
    mircea_popescu: bitcoin can't be regulated because it regulates you.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9400 @ 0.00082119 = 7.7192 BTC [-]
    
    BingoBoingo: Cake cutting for the lonely https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBU9N35ZHIw
    
    assbot: The Scientific Way to Cut a Cake - YouTube
    
    mircea_popescu: incidentally, what's the us black slang to denote a woman in her 20s that spends her life naked in the household of some local lord / trap star ?
    
    mircea_popescu: or so common & obvious it really doesn't need a word for itself
    
    fluffypony: a pie chart is called a camembert chart in French?
    
    fluffypony: awesome
    
    mircea_popescu: hehehe
    
    BingoBoingo: The latter it seems from my limited knowledge
    
    pankkake: fluffypony: fun thing, it's called just "un camembert", not even "graphe en camembert"
    
    mircea_popescu: imo this should be backported to english
    
    fluffypony: agreed
    
    mircea_popescu: "his camemberts looked like blocks of fucking swiss"
    
    fluffypony: hah hah
    
    mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i wonder how they manage to shoot videos tbh. if i were living the limited lifespan of a rappar, i couldn't give less of a shit as to what tv convntions are.
    
    mircea_popescu: all my videos feature shots of the nekkid ladies
    
    mircea_popescu: must seem so fucken plastic & fake. "whyz dese bitches dresst anyway?!?!"
    
    
    
    assbot: Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    
    FabianB: <+mircea_popescu> FabianB how does it do bait ? <-- not exactly, i mean this:
    
    FabianB: $depth mpoe
    
    empyex: FabianB: Want a bash? http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com/?quote=91 Or use a valid MPSIC!
    
    assbot: #bitcoin-assets bash
    
    mircea_popescu: aok
    
    mircea_popescu: but pankkake ... why'z dem bitchez dresst ?!
    
    mircea_popescu: also wtf shitty chopjob
    
    BingoBoingo: !up Vexual
    
    BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
    
    gribble: Current Blocks: 306472 | Current Difficulty: 1.346258011452534E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 308447 | Next Difficulty In: 1975 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 2 hours, 17 minutes, and 31 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 13957917818.7 | Estimated Percent Change: 3.67937
    
    
    
    assbot: BitBet - FIFA World Cup 2014: goal in under 10 mins :: 0.19 B (57%) on Yes, 0.14 B (43%) on No | closed 13 hours 27 minutes ago
    
    mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo it god paid out already neh ?
    
    BingoBoingo: Yeah, amazing how sometimes events make the errors irrelevant.
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    mircea_popescu: :p
    
    BingoBoingo: I was kinda hoping Ghana would have won that one
    
    BingoBoingo: American Cities are now more valuable as set pieces than as functioning locations http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2014/06/transformers_premake_documentary_age_of_extinction_inspires_guerrilla_video.html
    
    assbot: Transformers Premake documentary: Age of Extinction inspires guerrilla video essay (VIDEO).
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 12 @ 0.21999999 = 2.64 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    BingoBoingo: Detroit and Chicago are cheaper stand ins for China than... China
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 64 @ 0.23955234 = 15.3313 BTC [+] {6} 
    
    mircea_popescu: hahaha
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.245 = 2.45 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    
    
    assbot: Doctor Grumpy in the House: 12:07 a.m.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 26 @ 0.24384615 = 6.34 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: ahahaha epic
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12700 @ 0.00082825 = 10.5188 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: "I was shaking. We had spoken to Evil on the phone." ahaha dude how fucking overdramatic can altucher get.
    
    mircea_popescu: a fraudster stands to evil in the relationship an army major stands to the government.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.22000065 = 2.2 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    BingoBoingo: I dunno if even a Madoff level fraudster makes it as an officer candidate in the Evil Army
    
    mircea_popescu: well what is evil army ?
    
    mircea_popescu: evil is traditionally used as the catchall for anything anyone perceives as contrarian or enmitous and isn't readily reducible.
    
    BingoBoingo: Well, in the heirarchy I imagine Pol Pot makes Colnel... barely
    
    mircea_popescu: davout http://fr.anco.is/2014/06/16/the-security-fail-blockchain-wont-tell-you-about/ << good points, but the blockchain wallet usecase isn't storying a lot of btc.
    
    assbot: The security fail blockchain won’t tell you about | fr.anco.is
    
    mircea_popescu: actually pretty much the only usecase i'm aware of is when you want to do basically the equivalent of issuing yourself a limited preloaded card.
    
    mircea_popescu: i never use the cards associated with my various business accounts, ever. but if they came with a diy kit where i could create my own subcards, preload them and discard them... maybe, just maybe.
    
    fluffypony: I've been wanting the same
    
    mircea_popescu: irk ?
    
    fluffypony: even if it's only creating virtual cards initially
    
    fluffypony: load amounts in
    
    BingoBoingo: Yeah, a decent low fee prepaid card is basically a money condom
    
    fluffypony: and use them online for a month or two
    
    mircea_popescu: no fucking way am i sharing an account that may well have fiddy million in it with some random guy with a pony tail in whatever restaurant
    
    fluffypony: and then abandon them
    
    mircea_popescu: no matter how ridiculous counting fiddy hundred dollar bills may look to the sort of people i don't fuck anyway
    
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    BingoBoingo: !b 1
    
    mircea_popescu: people do stupid sht like that all the time, too.
    
    mircea_popescu: ever want to get a kickass car ? it's simple : buy a red jacket and a cap, sit by the entrance to an expensive restaurant
    
    mircea_popescu: you'll get a free ferrari in five minutes flat.
    
    fluffypony: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: guy just hands you the key and walks off.
    
    mircea_popescu: "o, he thought you were the vallet". well that's fine, you thought he was santa.
    
    mircea_popescu: as joelkatz would say, "common misunderstanding"
    
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    mircea_popescu: Yiannis Chrysanthou, a security researcher who recently completed his MSc thesis on modern password cracking, was able to crack the password "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn1."
    
    mircea_popescu: fuck me that sounds scary
    
    mircea_popescu: up until you realise some total dork took a line off lovercraft, as-is.
    
    jurov: http://explo.yt/post/2014/02/26/Bruce-Schneier-passwords-fail exactly as i wrote
    
    assbot: Bruce Schneier passwords fail - serialized delusions
    
    mircea_popescu: ayup
    
    mircea_popescu: !up ansc
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;google romanian dicelist
    
    gribble: Romanian Dicelist pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/romanian-dicelist>; Climax pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/climax>; On Making High-Entropy Paper Wallets | When Bitcoin Met Pete: <http://bitcoinpete.com/2014/03/14/on-making-high-entropy-bitcoin-paper-wallets/>
    
    mircea_popescu: i really recommend that thing. fucking special characters rock for the purpose.
    
    jurov: !up Vexual
    
    Vexual: hehe
    
    jurov: !down Vexual
    
    jurov: hehe
    
    BingoBoingo: !up Vexual
    
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    mircea_popescu: !b 7
    
    BingoBoingo: Bash hasn't updated in a while... is it on Mats_cd03's no poop pills?
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: wasn't jurov modded ?
    
    mircea_popescu: lazyboi!
    
    jurov: !down mircea_popescu
    
    mircea_popescu: you tryin' to go down on me ?
    
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    BingoBoingo: !b 2
    
    mircea_popescu: https://bitcointa.lk/index.php?topic=579498.msg6386721#msg6386721 << pretty epic shit.
    
    assbot: [ANN] Altcoin Casinos | Invest | | Bitcointa.lk
    
    mircea_popescu: why's that guy not in here ?
    
    mircea_popescu: someone invite him
    
    mircea_popescu: "Due to the fake account troll below this post has been moved." ahahaha
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;rated fluffypony
    
    gribble: You rated user fluffypony on Mon May 26 08:18:51 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: I don't know him but his wife sends me selfies..
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;rate fluffypony 2 Businessman that now owes me a steak.
    
    gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user fluffypony has changed from 1 to 2.
    
    fluffypony: lol
    
    ansc: mp: what are your thoughts on icbit.se ?
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;google trilema icbit.se
    
    gribble: Icbit.se, the bucket shop pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2012/icbitse-the-bucket-shop/>; Security Comparison of Bitcoin-Denominated Instruments ... - Trilema: <http://trilema.com/2012/security-comparison-of-bitcoin-denominated-instruments-exchanges/>; Bitcoin pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/category/bitcoin/>
    
    mircea_popescu: that's a year or two old by now. perhaps things changed. not sure why they would have.
    
    mircea_popescu: ahahaah that thread just gives and gives and gives.
    
    mircea_popescu: should be fucking framed. " Are you finished? Your wrong.", trhen guy goes back and edits it once it's pointed out
    
    ansc: interesting piece. from that perspective, nothing has changed. no need to update. thank you for the link.
    
    mircea_popescu: the boon #bitcoin-assets bestows upon they who come seeking wisdom is great indeed.
    
    ansc: haha right. i must say i do agree.
    
    mircea_popescu: fluffypony what's the xxxprofit story ?
    
    BingoBoingo: %book
    
    atcbot: 2k@240 16k@235 50k@201 | 250k@160 500k@151 5k@150
    
    fluffypony: the dude seems like a reasonable guy, he's very open about that and the appliance thing being fiat businesses, but I think he's struggling to find anyone around him willing to invest because, hey, porn site
    
    BingoBoingo: %ticker
    
    atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 160 Ask: 201 Last Price: 201 24h-Vol: 7k High: 235 Low: 150 VWAP: 157
    
    Vexual: link?
    
    fluffypony: I told him to get on here and get in the WoT as it'll help with future ventures
    
    punkman: https://icbit.se/node/69  always in beta (TM)
    
    assbot: Price Calculation Fix | ICBIT - Bitcoin Exchange and Futures Market
    
    mircea_popescu: what, i love pron sites. heck, im STILL trying to get in touch with that pleasantly uninhibited chick from reddit.
    
    mircea_popescu: whatver her namne was
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;notes
    
    gribble: I currently have notes waiting for agentx24, anarkitty, bakinat, buanzo, EricNakamoto, fbastage, frankenmint, Immukization, MurphyLawn, newyorkadam, nubbins, nubbins`i, organofcorti, Phinnaeus, plezoh, ryepdx, sic_nic, starsoccer9, ThickasTheives, unbalanced, and weenfan.
    
    Vexual: lol lowecase me is gone
    
    mircea_popescu: anarkitty. hey, this creates a new usecase for gribble. leave a note for osmeone, remember their name.
    
    
    
    assbot: Full Dox: BTC-ARBS.COM (and their undeniable links to HYIPs) | Bitcointa.lk
    
    mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo for what it's worth the dilemma is irreducible.
    
    BingoBoingo: !up ansc
    
    mircea_popescu: on one hand, the slipped up theory is convincing. on the other hand, the sort of scammer/internet fraudster depicted often tries to run a hosting business on the side
    
    mircea_popescu: so it may be a clueless noob that got a GREAT webhosting offer
    
    ansc: anyone seen this latest idiocy: http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/290ed010-f567-11e3-91a8-00144feabdc0.html?siteedition=intl#axzz34snzDqLe
    
    assbot: Financial Times | Error | Akamai Error
    
    ansc: ok anyway, it's about the fed imposing exit fees on bond funds.
    
    mircea_popescu: not surprising.
    
    mircea_popescu: actually... i think it was predicted here months ago :p
    
    BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: It is indeed astounding how the bad habits of both groups align this way
    
    BingoBoingo: A and B are indistiguishable at x,y because they do the same thing at that point.
    
    BingoBoingo: !up Vexual
    
    BingoBoingo: I wonder if herbi will ever try his hand at ATC again
    
    Vexual: didn't you take all his moneys?
    
    BingoBoingo: Vexual: Sure, at the time, but noa his is busy with OMG acquisitions!!! in his most recent messages.
    
    Mats_cd03: lol you're a douche
    
    BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: Douches are good, they are a force for cleansing
    
    punkman: this curses stuff is enough to make me curse, but it's getting there: http://i.imgur.com/Jj0xIdi.png
    
    fluffypony: punkman: looks great
    
    Vexual: neato
    
    BingoBoingo: Nice punkman
    
    ansc: interesting that the odds are so much in favor of btc with brk/a trading @189k
    
    punkman: now it tells me when I've already bet on a proposition and calculates the total along with hypothetical bets. Handy for topping up a bet
    
    BingoBoingo: Nice
    
    ansc: so one could calculate the implicit interest rate of btc based on these probabilities
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8142 @ 0.00082492 = 6.7165 BTC [-]
    
    BingoBoingo: ansc: Well, I think the tool being tried for the effort at large now is f.mpif
    
    BingoBoingo: !mpif
    
    assbot: BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021664 BTC (Total: 433.28 BTC). Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.00021703 BTC [-]
    
    BingoBoingo: !jd mpif
    
    assbot: Current MPIF account balance on Just-Dice: 171.02517117 BTC; +0.16054045 BTC (+0.0940%) since last check 11h 38m 47s ago.
    
    Naphex: BingoBoingo: we're going live with EUR/USD next week. will you be sticking to ron or going for EUR/USD?;p
    
    punkman: did klye re-ipo?
    
    BingoBoingo: punkman: We can all hope so
    
    BingoBoingo: Naphex: It depends on how the book looks. I'll prolly announce the June or July statement if I've moved into that pairing or not, pending consultation with the general manager. I'll watch at for least weeks, emphasis plural, before making a decision.
    
    BingoBoingo: Naphex: In BTC/Fiat I am exceedingly cautions
    
    BingoBoingo: I inhere the properties of cautions
    
    Naphex: probably best:p
    
    BingoBoingo: Naphex: I'm trading by hand so any moves into fiat occur only when I'm awake and ready to put in a lower bid very soon after fulfillment. << As this in in the chan it is an official disclosure. Nao.. Good luck figuring out my sleep wake cycle... if there is a discernable one.
    
    Naphex: i don't trade at all
    
    BingoBoingo: I as mentioned before really didn't start until I beat herbi. Before I occasionally bet substituting exchanges for bookies.
    
    Naphex: how are you likeing it doing it as a full time job?
    
    Naphex: or not full time
    
    BingoBoingo: I do this pretty much as I mention in the statements. It's a thing... I do it. I'll offer a range of more than most actual work the lowest performing civil servants do, but still less than nubbins` when he is in extreme focused art mode. (I estimate that to be between 0 and all of the hours in a week)
    
    thestringpuller: what hppened to pity the pool?
    
    BingoBoingo: ?
    
    thestringpuller: its down for me
    
    thestringpuller: !up Vexual
    
    BingoBoingo: %diff
    
    atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 715369.85 Est. Next Diff: 430092.04 in 660 blocks (#36288) Est. % Change: -39.88
    
    BingoBoingo: Really?
    
    thestringpuller: yea
    
    BingoBoingo: %tslb
    
    atcbot: 21 minutes and 6 seconds
    
    thestringpuller: can you reach atc.pitythepool.com
    
    BingoBoingo: I wouldn't know how. My fumbling attemps at mining never met going to a pool
    
    BingoBoingo: http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2014/06/17/sen_claire_mccaskill_dissects_dr_oz_for_weight_loss_scams.html
    
    assbot: Sen. Claire McCaskill dissects Dr. Oz for weight loss scams.
    
    BingoBoingo: http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6973365/i-cant-believe-they-made-trophies-for-these-things
    
    assbot: I Can't Believe They Made Trophies For These Things - CollegeHumor Post
    
    BingoBoingo: I think one of the most important moments of my development was when as a child I learned the trophie store is an actual place
    
    cazalla: that's a memory i have too.. i use to play soccer, cherished the ribbons and trophies, figured out you could buy yourself the biggest and engrave anything for doing nothing killed the motivation to play
    
    Naphex: cazalla: the trick to being pro is getting paid to play :)
    
    Naphex: not trophies
    
    Naphex: you can scam trophies on everything :P
    
    cazalla: i actually played with a pro, he got dumped from the aussie team this world cup though
    
    
    
    assbot: Luke Wilkshire - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    
    cazalla: he bought me a he-man for my 7th birthday party
    
    BingoBoingo: cazalla: I took away that anyone can have anything engraved and realized you can conceal success.
    
    Naphex: mircea_popescu: http://stirileprotv.ro/stiri/social/lov-moneda-virtuala-a-tiganilor-pe-care-nu-stiu-s-o-foloseasca-ce-stiu-romii-din-stefanesti-despre-banul-de-pe-internet.html
    
    assbot: "Ce sa facem noi cu loveaua?". Moneda tiganeasca de pe internet pe care supusii lui Cioaba nici nu stiu sa o foloseasca
    
    Naphex: a must see :))
    
    Naphex: Romanian Gypsy king releases gypsy coin
    
    Naphex: called LOV
    
    Naphex: :))
    
    Naphex: cryptocurrency :)
    
    fluffypony: lol really?
    
    fluffypony: that's hilarious
    
    Naphex: Gypsy King said next month he has meeting with US VP
    
    Naphex: and his gonna mention LOVECoin
    
    Naphex: they want it recognized like baitcoin
    
    Naphex: true story
    
    Naphex: watch the video:P
    
    
    
    assbot: The Cryptocurrency Defense Foundation
    
    BingoBoingo: The abject poverty of too much money http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2014/06/18/nasa_funding_new_senate_bill_will_keep_us_relying_on_russians_for_rides.html
    
    assbot: NASA funding: New Senate bill will keep us relying on Russians for rides to space.
    
    pankkake: "us"
    
    
    
    Naphex: sry bad key :o
    
    punkman: lolpatents
    
    punkman: 'Amazon patents 1-click blockchain transaction'
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9061 @ 0.0008265 = 7.4889 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 25 @ 0.0687777 = 1.7194 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 26 @ 0.069 = 1.794 BTC [+]
    
    mircea_popescu: Naphex ahahaha
    
    mircea_popescu: nice punkman
    
    mircea_popescu: <thestringpuller> what hppened to pity the pool? << ddos wars raging
    
    mircea_popescu: peterl has an excellent point here http://trilema.com/2014/introducing-the-d-series/#comment-101367
    
    assbot: Introducing the D. series pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
    
    mircea_popescu: all sorts of arbitrages suddenly open
    
    ThickAsThieves: [04:54] <+mircea_popescu> ThickAsThieves so is atc taking over the ltc role ?   /// well it *should* take over the role of all other coins of no distinction
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7300 @ 0.0008265 = 6.0335 BTC [+]
    
    ThickAsThieves: <+mircea_popescu> ThickAsThieves you need a comment permalink ///hrm, i'm not sure how to enable such ... ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: <+mircea_popescu> incidentally, what's the us black slang to denote a woman in her 20s that spends her life naked in the household of some local lord / trap star ?  /// gold digger, groupie, slut -- i'm not sure proper word exists, not that this is even a common thing
    
    ThickAsThieves: <gribble> Sent 1 week, 0 days, 11 hours, and 38 minutes ago: <BingoBoingo> Altcoin is holding me back.  /// hehe, how can i help?
    
    chetty: http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/us-patent-office-cancels-redskins-trademark-registration-says-name-is-disparaging/2014/06/18/e7737bb8-f6ee-11e3-8aa9-dad2ec039789_story.html
    
    assbot: U.S. Patent office cancels Redskins trademark registration, says name is disparaging - The Washington Post
    
    bitcoinpete: chetty speaking of bad words: he/she
    
    bitcoinpete: http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/06/17/vancouver-school-boards-genderless-pronouns-not-likely-to-stick-if-history-is-any-indication/?__federated=1
    
    assbot: Vancouver School Board’s genderless pronouns  xe, xem, xyr  not likely to stick, if history is any indication | National Post
    
    nubbins`: "a woman in her 20s that spends her life"
    
    thestringpuller: nubbins`: do you have a tracking number for the shirt btw?
    
    nubbins`: chetty: cue the "counterfeit" redskins jerseys / memorabilia
    
    nubbins`: thestringpuller: sorry, was waiting a couple days to see if more orders came in. shirt's getting printed today. tracking is too costly, most people opt out
    
    nubbins`: you can add it if you like tho, i think it's around an extra $10
    
    thestringpuller: ah
    
    thestringpuller: we can discuss, i like tracking
    
    nubbins`: $20 shipping for $15 shirt :D
    
    nubbins`: oh and hey, did you say you wanted the #b-a / freenode text on the back?
    
    chetty: re:redskins decision// que the counterfeit everything, trademarks just became a joke
    
    nubbins`: ;;calc just became XD
    
    gribble: Error: invalid syntax (<string>, line 1)
    
    nubbins`: i mean, uh
    
    nubbins`: just became XD
    
    mike_c: who is 'rethink-your-strategy'?  that is some skilled trolling.
    
    mike_c: pankkake?
    
    pankkake: no
    
    nubbins`: http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/06/17/vancouver-school-boards-genderless-pronouns-not-likely-to-stick-if-history-is-any-indication/?__federated=1
    
    assbot: Vancouver School Board’s genderless pronouns  xe, xem, xyr  not likely to stick, if history is any indication | National Post
    
    pankkake: "We are approve of this message." https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=655464.msg7378988#msg7378988
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] DataTank Mining: 1.2MW 3M Novec Immersion Cooled 2PH Mining Container
    
    pankkake: nubbins`: French would drive them mad
    
    nubbins`: ils seraient rendus fous XD
    
    nubbins`: "they" generally works but would sound odd in a group setting
    
    
    
    assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
    
    nubbins`: ah haha i'm a dickhead
    
    pankkake: the worst is job names. some can be gendered, some not, and even the French don't know what to do of them
    
    nubbins`: chanteuse!
    
    bitcoinpete: lol just 25 minutes late to the party
    
    bitcoinpete: i suppose you want the cake now too?
    
    nubbins`: D;
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 144 @ 0.06580291 = 9.4756 BTC [-] {13} 
    
    bitcoinpete: http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-roadshow-swag-special-car-giveaway-in-trek-america/ << these guys are from our local meet-up
    
    assbot: North America's Bitcoin Roadshow Offers Free Car as Grand Prize
    
    bitcoinpete: they're basically driving a kia across north america to "raise awareness"
    
    bitcoinpete: then giving away the car or $10k worth of bitcoins
    
    bitcoinpete: as fucking if someone takes the beat-up car instead of the coins
    
    bitcoinpete: maybe mpex or bitbet should slap their logo on the side of this thing
    
    bitcoinpete: i'm sure spots are for sale for an outrageous amount of money ;)
    
    mike_c: ThickAsThieves: what do you think about creating seeds.therealaltcoin.org with node seeds.
    
    mike_c: it's like this, you just add a bunch of A records:  http://mxtoolbox.com/SuperTool.aspx?action=a%3abitseed.xf2.org&run=toolpage
    
    assbot: Network Tools: DNS,IP,Email
    
    pankkake: the seeds I configured in the client are probably not working anymore
    
    mike_c: they don't appear to be returning anything
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18100 @ 0.00082933 = 15.0109 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    fluffypony: mike_c: dnsseeds don't work that way
    
    fluffypony: they're dynamic with a low TTL
    
    mike_c: don't work what way?
    
    fluffypony: not hard-coded
    
    pankkake: not necessarily
    
    fluffypony: it's a round-robin list that's dynamically refreshed on an ongoing basis
    
    mike_c: well that sounds like a nice enhancement eventually
    
    pankkake: I've done all my altcoins with simple A records I updated myself
    
    pankkake: but yes that requires knowning about the nodes
    
    mike_c: but right now we are at ground zero with seeding.
    
    fluffypony: here's the source
    
    
    
    assbot: sipa/bitcoin-seeder  GitHub
    
    fluffypony: not exactly rocket-science stuff
    
    fluffypony: and easy to adapt
    
    mike_c: so.. you're saying you'll run it ;)
    
    mike_c: seeds.fluffypony.org
    
    fluffypony: lol
    
    fluffypony: if someone gets the source code working I'll gladly throw it on a box
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 17 @ 0.065 = 1.105 BTC [-]
    
    mike_c: core dev?  any spare time to port to altcoin-seeder?
    
    thestringpuller: ;;bc,stats
    
    thestringpuller: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 607.11, Best ask: 608.95, Bid-ask spread: 1.84000, Last trade: 608.95, 24 hour volume: 8276.71700325, 24 hour low: 592.7, 24 hour high: 616.0, 24 hour vwap: 607.271648243
    
    gribble: Current Blocks: 306507 | Current Difficulty: 1.346258011452534E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 308447 | Next Difficulty In: 1940 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 2 hours, 3 minutes, and 25 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
    
    Mats_cd03: lol
    
    punkman: that was a good pedicure, now I need a haircut
    
    punkman: damn barber retired, gotta find a new one
    
    
    
    assbot: » Supreme Court Agrees to Rule On Limiting First Amendment Alex Jones' Infowars: There's a war on for your mind!
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 206 @ 0.0289003 = 5.9535 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: punkman i hate it when that happens
    
    nubbins`: i've been cutting my own hair for about 7 years now
    
    nubbins`: sometimes it turns out terrible :D
    
    Naphex: nubbins`: why would somebody cut their own hair?
    
    nubbins`: what an odd question
    
    nubbins`: why would anyone do anything for themselves?
    
    punkman: it's one of those things you can't do very well on your own
    
    Naphex: yes but why not just pay someone to do it
    
    Naphex: you don't have to pay attention and maybe you get a sweet skull massage :)
    
    punkman: Naphex, I cut them myself last couple of times, with a little help from the girl, since the barber is not around
    
    punkman: my biggest problem is the shitty shampoo everyone has
    
    mircea_popescu: nubbins` sucks his own cock, eats his own cooking, he's a solipsist.
    
    punkman: and they use too much of it too
    
    Naphex: :))
    
    asciilifeform: i know plenty of people who cut their own hair.
    
    asciilifeform: usually with electric razor.
    
    Naphex: anything with electric razor or bald doesn't count:P
    
    mircea_popescu: Naphex wears a pompadour.
    
    mircea_popescu: I SEEN IT
    
    chetty: we are on to hair cuts? what happened to the fingernail polish, ladies?
    
    nubbins`: if i could suck my own cock i wouldn't be wasting my time on irc
    
    fluffypony: nubbins`: you'd be on TV?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 22 @ 0.0289004 = 0.6358 BTC [+]
    
    nubbins`: heh
    
    nubbins`: mp, i think that's not the first time you've called me that
    
    mircea_popescu: what rly ?
    
    nubbins`: maybe. not that surprising i guess
    
    
    
    nubbins`: Naphex: i don't pay someone else to cut my hair for the same reason i don't pay someone else to cook my food
    
    mircea_popescu: what, never ?
    
    nubbins`: nah, just generally
    
    nubbins`: me going to a barber for a haircut would make as much sense as going to a restaurant for a bowl of cereal
    
    mircea_popescu: very small head ?
    
    nubbins`: bike helmet says XXL
    
    thestringpuller: ;;ident
    
    gribble: Nick 'thestringpuller', with hostmask 'thestringpuller!~leflor@99-39-97-12.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net', is identified as user 'thestringpuller', with GPG key id 0FF2943DA179E169, key fingerprint 6ACE36E786F39A4ADC4506DE0FF2943DA179E169, and bitcoin address None
    
    chetty: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-06-18/putin-advisor-proposes-anti-dollar-alliance-halt-us-foreign-aggression
    
    assbot: Putin Advisor Proposes "Anti-Dollar Alliance" To Halt US Aggression Abroad | Zero Hedge
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: check out graph. to teh moonz!
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;bc,stats
    
    gribble: Current Blocks: 306518 | Current Difficulty: 1.346258011452534E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 308447 | Next Difficulty In: 1929 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 8 hours, 19 minutes, and 45 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 15413140721.7 | Estimated Percent Change: 14.48876
    
    mircea_popescu: nuts.
    
    Naphex: 18:24 <+nubbins`> i've been cutting my own hair for about 7 years now
    
    Naphex: 18:24 -!- mjr_1 [~Thunderbi@190.105.171.186] has joined #bitcoin-assets
    
    Naphex: 18:24 <+nubbins`> sometimes it turns out terrible :D
    
    nubbins` nods
    
    nubbins`: and then i can't even fix it because i throw out all my scissors and clippers when i'm done :(
    
    nubbins`: unlike a barber shop, where you can come in the next day for a free tune-up if you don't like what they've done
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] [PAID] 27.09655160 BTC to 9`095 shares, 297928 satoshi per share
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 30 @ 0.02033915 = 0.6102 BTC [-] {7} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.69867315 BTC to 9`095 shares, 18677 satoshi per share
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 457 @ 0.01949056 = 8.9072 BTC [-] {13} 
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;seen korbman
    
    gribble: korbman was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 15 weeks, 5 days, 22 hours, 32 minutes, and 46 seconds ago: <Korbman> or else I wouldn't be on here haha :P
    
    Mats_cd03: chetty: nails in da coffin
    
    mircea_popescu: https://bitcointa.lk/threads/dattank-mining-any-chip-any-hardware-any-currency.330080/page-4#post-7067314 << is this guy actually using the dot to represent scalars (ie, as opposed to vectors) or wtf notation is that
    
    assbot: DatTank Mining: any chip, any hardware, any currency | Page 4 | Bitcointa.lk
    
    mircea_popescu: first derivative ?
    
    fluffypony: still a better post than Jimmothy's comment on GPG
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 40 @ 0.06329633 = 2.5319 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    mircea_popescu: no argument but im fucking curious, it makes no sense
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: with 30k usd profit, it is not too adventurous a guess that polimedia does not house mpex ?
    
    mircea_popescu: course not
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6664 @ 0.00082981 = 5.5299 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    punkman: Fun fact: out of 10310 bitbets, only 313 have lost money betting on the winning side, and only 100 of those had a weight of 10k
    
    punkman: *more than 10k
    
    mircea_popescu: and total value lost ?
    
    punkman: 1.55 BTC
    
    mircea_popescu: heh. out of 10k.
    
    punkman: pretty good
    
    mircea_popescu: whoa uspo cancelled redskins trademark ?!
    
    mircea_popescu: bwahgah
    
    mircea_popescu: o look, south africa actually uses the ancient dce concept. nao i don't need to fumble trying to explain to people what domicile means anymoar! just reference south african law!
    
    mircea_popescu: thank you internets
    
    punkman: another tidbit: 52.3 % of bets picked the winning side, with total gain of 2644 BTC
    
    mircea_popescu: total net gain ?
    
    punkman: yes
    
    mircea_popescu: interesting.
    
    punkman: total amount in 9393 BTC, gain 2633 BTC
    
    mircea_popescu: punkman you gonna collect all this in a blog post ?
    
    punkman: it will be in the app
    
    mircea_popescu: and what's average time ?
    
    fluffypony: heh
    
    fluffypony: we're cool that way
    
    fluffypony: mircea_popescu: I still use DCE when drawing up an MoU for a freelancer in another country
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31650 @ 0.00082842 = 26.2195 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    fluffypony: hard habit to break
    
    mircea_popescu: i thought it was mostly forgotten as a legal term cca 1898 or something
    
    moiety: ah chicago http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/chicago-nuns-take-strip-club-to-court-for-raucous-music-used-condoms-and-neon-lights-9545855.html
    
    assbot: Chicago nuns take strip club to court for 'raucous music, used condoms and neon lights' - Americas - World - The Independent
    
    benkay: dce?
    
    mircea_popescu: benkay http://blog.spagni.net/posts/2014-04-28/ grep domicilium
    
    assbot: How to fail gracefully as a Bitcoin business
    
    
    
    assbot: Domicilium citandi et executandi - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    
    mircea_popescu: anyway, imo the fiat approach is naive.
    
    fluffypony: everyone seems to be doing it lately
    
    fluffypony: valuing things entirely in fiat
    
    fluffypony: and then almost as an afterthought "ohey, fundraising is in Bitcoin and so are dividend payments"
    
    mircea_popescu: yeah, that's totally a good reason :D
    
    fluffypony: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: what i mean is specifically this : that the construction of recourse and remedy on the infrastructure of fiat is not going to work.
    
    mircea_popescu: if it were going to work, fiat-based intl merchants wouldn't have such a fucking headache.
    
    mircea_popescu: consider the earlier case described by altucher.
    
    mircea_popescu: why did "bill" and everyone else involved seem to think that once the 10mn is wired, that's it, the fraudster won ?
    
    mircea_popescu: why, specifically because the fiat method does not work.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.06899789 = 0.69 BTC [-]
    
    fluffypony: I agree with that - it was more to show that personal liability is always an option on the fiat side (reckless trading etc.), so this idea that you can burn a registered company and walk away and start a new one is also flawed
    
    fluffypony: because that's the other thing that seems to be big, especially on the forums
    
    fluffypony: "I can show business registration papers so therefore"
    
    mircea_popescu: depends if you make a business of it or not.
    
    fluffypony: like registering a business in and of itself makes it flawless
    
    mircea_popescu: if you do, you can. if you're random joe blow you can not, but then again this stuff is not for you anyway,
    
    fluffypony: yep
    
    asciilifeform: burn a registered company and walk away and start a new one << interesting historical degenerate case: russia during lenin's 'NEP' - 20s - folks would close a firm immediately prior to tax day, open new one the day after with same assets
    
    benkay: "CAN I HAVE BITCOINZ NOA?" << lol
    
    mircea_popescu: so it's really a blind alley : those on whom it'd work are probably the same set that think "bitcoin is bad" or w/e
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform and even so soviet tax collection was better than the tsar's.
    
    asciilifeform: ('nep' was an experiment with limited 'backslide' into capitalism)
    
    asciilifeform: result was a miniature preview of the 'roaring '90s'
    
    mircea_popescu: which brings an interestin point.
    
    punkman: mircea_popescu: average time from winning bet placement to resolution is 42 days
    
    mircea_popescu: i wasn't watching at the time, but did ayone in the early 90s/late 80s say hey, lenin's nep previewed what'll happen here ?
    
    mircea_popescu: punkman ty!
    
    asciilifeform: oh sure they did
    
    asciilifeform: plenty of folks knew exactly how it would roll.
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;calc (2633 / 9393) ** (42/365)
    
    gribble: 0.863856328733
    
    mircea_popescu: 86% pa.
    
    fluffypony: btw benkay - http://stealth.openwall.net/xSports/shocker.c
    
    fluffypony: docker breakout PoC
    
    punkman: 9393 was only the winners' input btw
    
    benkay: "don't run strange"
    
    asciilifeform: http://cryptome.org/2014/06/nsa-spiegel-snowden-14-0618.pdf << 200 pgs. of new crapolade
    
    benkay: crapolades
    
    benkay: accocraps
    
    benkay: derpocalypse
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20500 @ 0.0008269 = 16.9515 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    asciilifeform: all the good bits carefully censored out.
    
    chetty: http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Graffiti-Suspect-Francisco-Canseco-Tagged-Courtroom-263528431.html
    
    assbot: Brazen Graffiti Suspect Tagged Courtroom: Officials  | NBC 7 San Diego
    
    benkay: http://trilema.com/2014/people-us-dollars-are-not-worth-a-fifth-of-a-bitcent-stop-selling/#footnote_1_55053 // not strong, someday smart.
    
    assbot: People! US Dollars are not worth a fifth of a Bitcent. STOP SELLING! pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
    
    chetty thinks MP has been reading tea leaves again// "- I suppose youve never learned of the law that protects peoples rights and propety
"
    
    chetty: goes so nice with theft of redskins trademark
    
    asciilifeform: as i understand, not quite stolen yet - just some of the bolts holding it down removed.
    
    asciilifeform: there are still state-level trademarks, afaik
    
    chetty: the states stand up so well to the feds these days
    
    
    
    assbot: turdomatic - Imgur
    
    asciilifeform: ^ choice turdlets
    
    punkman: asciilifeform: what's that
    
    asciilifeform: punkman: snippets from the new spiegel collection
    
    chetty: asciilifeform, greping for ips? wish I had some time for funs
    
    Naphex: mircea_popescu: lol http://fundatiabitcoin.ro/
    
    assbot: Fundatia Bitcoin Romania | Sustine Bitcoin
    
    fluffypony: lol
    
    asciilifeform: Radu Georgescu << gecad ?
    
    Naphex: yes
    
    Naphex: or coinzone or whatever
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 90 @ 0.01979875 = 1.7819 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.06550729 = 0.6551 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 25 @ 0.06323412 = 1.5809 BTC [-] {5} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17600 @ 0.00082375 = 14.498 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    mthreat: asciilifeform: that nsa-spiegel-snowden PDF is pretty interesting.  It seems like Germany is basically part of the "five eyes" countries, which would make it "six eyes"
    
    asciilifeform: mthreat: the bnd thing is old hat.
    
    asciilifeform: muppet state.
    
    asciilifeform: (not to be confused with 'puppet state')
    
    benkay: <mircea_popescu> incidentally, what's the us black slang to denote a woman in her 20s that spends her life naked in the household of some local lord / trap star ? // video ho in the rap industry
    
    benkay: punkman: that's lookin all right man
    
    mike_c: yeah, very cool.  when do we get to play with it?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4850 @ 0.00082603 = 4.0062 BTC [+]
    
    davout: how does this guy get resolved if the auction is kept private? --> http://bitbet.us/bet/951/silk-road-coin-auction-extravaganza/
    
    assbot: BitBet - Silk Road Coin Auction Extravaganza :: 1.39 B (58%) on Yes, 0.99 B (42%) on No | closing in 1 week 1 day| weight: 92`453 (100`000 to 1)
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 45 @ 0.0635 = 2.8575 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 12 @ 0.06349999 = 0.762 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    los_pantalones: does anyone know if the us govt has control the private keys on the silk road wallets ?
    
    los_pantalones: i was always under the impression that they didn't have control of that
    
    asciilifeform: los_pantalones: dpr might be sitting on a stake as we speak, coughing up the keys
    
    los_pantalones: hmm
    
    los_pantalones: color me skeptical
    
    mike_c: possiblity? SR coins can be sold now.  DPR coins can't be sold until conviction.
    
    mike_c: ianal
    
    los_pantalones: yes, i think that is true
    
    los_pantalones: but still only theoretically
    
    fluffypony: that's the way I understood it too
    
    los_pantalones: fluffypony you understood that was the process or that the feds do not have the private keys
    
    los_pantalones: or both
    
    fluffypony: both
    
    los_pantalones: tyvm
    
    los_pantalones: i thought i was crazy
    
    fluffypony: they don't have the keys (at least not that they've admitted to), but once they have them they can beat the keys out of him with a wrench
    
    fluffypony: Joe "The Plumber" Kazinsci will work his wrench magic on DPR
    
    los_pantalones: ha, idk, i don't doubt they will try
    
    los_pantalones: but if it comes AFTER the conviction
    
    los_pantalones: why would he care
    
    los_pantalones: "welcome to jail for life"
    
    FabianB: $traded
    
    empyex: FabianB: Traded in last 24 hours: S.MPOE X.EUR
    
    benkay: ;;later tell BingoBoingo herbi's back?
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    chetty: http://www.coindesk.com/list-possible-silk-road-bitcoin-bidders-allegedly-leaked-us-marshals/
    
    assbot: List of Possible Silk Road Bitcoin Bidders Allegedly Leaked by US Marshals
    
    asciilifeform: 'Avarus, Inc. (we, us, our) was incorporated under the laws of the State  of Delaware on September 20, 2010.  The Company was originally organized as a  blank check shell Company to investigate and acquire a target company or business seeking the perceived advantages of being a publicly held  corporation.' << lol!
    
    trinque: chetty: amateurs
    
    davout: the list is genuine
    
    punkman: mike_c: fresh out of the oven https://bitbucket.org/abfg/bitbet.py/src
    
    assbot: abfg / bitbet.py   / source  /   — Bitbucket
    
    mike_c: nice
    
    punkman: no it's 15kb of pure horror
    
    kakobrekla: title = AttrMap(Filler(Text(['BITBET.PY', '\n', 'DELUXE EDITION'],align='center'),valign='middle'), 'banner') < WIN
    
    kakobrekla: only amazing edition can top that
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    punkman: there's some work to get to AMAZING
    
    punkman: why isn't the hashbang working, how do I linux?
    
    mike_c: don't you need a space?
    
    mike_c: #! /usr/whatever
    
    mike_c: doesn't look like it, ignore me.
    
    punkman: oops forgot chmod +x
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9350 @ 0.00082697 = 7.7322 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    nubbins`: heh
    
    nubbins`: nanotube, first name on the list
    
    Naphex: so there is a list of bidders
    
    Naphex: pretty interesting
    
    Naphex: anyone did any intel on the bidders yet?
    
    thestringpuller: nanotube is an associate professor
    
    thestringpuller: never really knew his real name
    
    Naphex: anyone got the full bcc?
    
    los_pantalones: i think that was the full list
    
    los_pantalones: don't think there were any bcc
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 18 @ 0.06943859 = 1.2499 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    los_pantalones: !up 1337
    
    FabianB: 1 != l
    
    los_pantalones: !up 1337
    
    chetty: !up l337
    
    l337: oh, thanks chetty
    
    chetty: yw
    
    l337: why couldn't you do it, los_pantalones?
    
    FabianB: because 1 != l
    
    l337: ah, didn't notice that
    
    l337: regarding this http://trilema.com/2014/people-us-dollars-are-not-worth-a-fifth-of-a-bitcent-stop-selling/
    
    assbot: People! US Dollars are not worth a fifth of a Bitcent. STOP SELLING! pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
    
    l337: is MP pricing bitcoin @ $10k, did I get that right?
    
    chetty: well he is making a point about not selling cheap if you got em to hold
    
    chetty: I dont think we actually have very good price signals atm
    
    bitstein: We don't.
    
    l337: what would constitute a good price signal tho?
    
    
    
    assbot: Code Spaces data and backups deleted by hackers | Hacker News
    
    punkman: clown-based backups
    
    fluffypony: "Our backups were powered by Usagi"
    
    fluffypony: I wish that was in there :(
    
    punkman: better link http://beta.slashdot.org/story/203503
    
    assbot: Code Spaces Hosting Shutting Down After Attacker Deletes All Data - Slashdot
    
    davout: los_pantalones Naphex i have 21 more e-mail addresses in mine
    
    los_pantalones: oh, fo realz? why didn't they get dox'd with the rest ?
    
    los_pantalones: and are you bidding or just asked them a question ?
    
    los_pantalones: sorry, per'aps that was something i shouldn't have asked
    
    chetty: davout, +1 spy skills
    
    davout: there are a few addresses that have no associated name, a couple folks that lead to multiple google hits
    
    davout: also no, i'm not bidding, and i didn't inquire
    
    los_pantalones: oh, got it
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16541 @ 0.00082894 = 13.7115 BTC [+]
    
    chetty: !up l337
    
    FabianB: l337: if you lurk a few month you'll know better
    
    l337: will do
    
    FabianB: l337: if you don't look short-time you might realize it's not current fiat/btc price that matters
    
    l337: I seem to know that already, it's the long-term value I am interested in
    
    fluffypony: long-term I already know the price of Bitcoin
    
    fluffypony: by the time we hit 2030
    
    fluffypony: 1 Bitcoin will = 1 Bitcoin
    
    fluffypony: you heard it here first
    
    fluffypony: tell your kids
    
    Mats_cd03: shit, nigga
    
    fluffypony: Mats_cd03: I'm a regular prophet
    
    fluffypony: ;;8ball will 1 Bitcoin = 1 Bitcoin by the time we hit 2030?
    
    gribble: One would be wise to think so.
    
    fluffypony: even gribble knows.
    
    FabianB: too many miners don't
    
    l337: it must be painful spending it once the dollar goes to shit
    
    chetty: whats a dollar?
    
    jurov: hi all, any news around X.IDIFF.JUN?
    
    mike_c: no settlement announcement yet
    
    mike_c: i assume that means it will be capped.
    
    FabianB: $depth X.IDIFF.JUN
    
    empyex: FabianB: [X.IDIFF.JUN] Bids:
    
    empyex: FabianB: [X.IDIFF.JUN] Asks: 4806 @ 0.01189900 100000 @ 0.01190000 1 @ 0.01200000
    
    mike_c: dangerous trading on settlement day.
    
    davout: chetty: "whats a dollar?" <<< just a letter away from a collar
    
    fluffypony: chetty: it's like Bitcoin but centralised and it has a random annual inflation set by this centralised issuer. also no block reward, lame.
    
    jurov: yes, it's frozen on coinbr and I would like to close it today, tmrw will be mostly afk
    
    mike_c: mircea_popescu hasn't said anything
    
    jurov: that's why i'm asking
    
    mike_c: just highlighting him :)
    
    jurov feels derpy nao
    
    asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs_DORLTWLU
    
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    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    asciilifeform: ^ finally forced myself to read that book - not a fan. despite not really disagreeing with the arguments (to the extent the man bothered to make arguments)
    
    asciilifeform: it is very reminiscent of the 'atheism books' one finds in u.s. shops. if you were never a christian, they're a total snore.
    
    asciilifeform: herr taleb alternates between ruminating on his personal sense of brilliance and excellent pedigree, and... punching a boxer's bag. how much fun to watch a man punch a bag?
    
    jurov: ;;calc 4250217919*2.9
    
    gribble: 12325631965.1
    
    jurov: def capped
    
    mike_c: i would hope so.  diff flipped on the 18th though.
    
    jurov: did it? lol
    
    mike_c: but since it hasn't been announced yet, i assume capped.
    
    mike_c: (and i may or may not be talking my book here)
    
    
    
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    fluffypony: "If you are on my  investors mailing list this is the email number. Please cross check.
    
    fluffypony: To confirm email please match numbers.
    
    fluffypony: Private investor email #134252"
    
    fluffypony: lol
    
    fluffypony: who needs gee pee gee when you have sekrit kodez on forumz
    
    mike_c: if only there were a way to verify who wrote an email..
    
    fluffypony: mike_c: I know
    
    punkman: yo dawg I heard u like difficulty: "The header is signed with the coinbase  transaction's private key, and the hash (SHA256(SIG(header, privkey)))  of that signature is smaller than a second difficulty parameter Y. "
    
    fluffypony: it would be a marvellous invention
    
    
    
    assbot: How to Disincentivize Large Bitcoin Mining Pools
    
    fluffypony: someone should add that
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9800 @ 0.00082643 = 8.099 BTC [-]
    
    
    
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    dignork: punkman: this proposition does not solve anything really. gigahash will run his private servers to solve the second puzzle, happily keeping 99% of hashing power.
    
    punkman: I'm sure it's braindamaged
    
    punkman: too long, didn't read
    
    dignork: tl;dr version: we add another puzzle with controllable difficulty, which pool will have to solve, but it uses privkey, so he won't outsource it.
    
    punkman: ah thx ;)
    
    
    
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    mircea_popescu: <punkman> 9393 was only the winners' input btw << well yes.
    
    mircea_popescu: * chetty thinks MP has been reading tea leaves again// << the funny thingbeing... i don't even drink that much tea :D
    
    mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> ^ choice turdlets << ahahaha the ips are the lulzy part.
    
    mircea_popescu: <Naphex> tre' sa fie si puletii nostri in rind cu puletii lor, nu se poa'.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.065 = 0.91 BTC [-]
    
    Naphex: mircea_popescu: omu numa prostii observa si invata vad ca
    
    Naphex: :)
    
    Naphex: at some point maybe people will wise up and stop comming into bitcoin like its  hipster web3.0
    
    mircea_popescu: ok so believe it or not, trilema credits just had its first hash collision. two guys with very reasonable emails + their ips hash as the same thing. who knew.
    
    Naphex: the cookie hashing scheme seemed a bit lacking
    
    mircea_popescu: Naphex not gonna happen. remember patriciu thinking he's going to be rich by copying berlusconi (adevarul),
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8100 @ 0.00082578 = 6.6888 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: or that sad sad mic.ro debacle ?
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;google moartea ca o veste buna
    
    gribble: Octombrie 2010 pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2010/10>; Lifespiel pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/category/lifespiel/>; La mormantul lui ARSENIE BOCA. Parintele a lasat cu limba de ...: <http://intamplarisavante.wordpress.com/2010/11/28/la-mormantul-lui-arsenie-boca-parintele-a-lasat-cu-limba-de-moarte-ca-nimeni-sa-nu- (1 more message)
    
    mircea_popescu: bah
    
    
    
    assbot: Moartea ca o veste buna pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
    
    mircea_popescu: that should prolly be in english
    
    Naphex: doubt it would sound that good in english
    
    Naphex: romanian has a good way of adding feeling into writing :)
    
    mircea_popescu: i guess so.
    
    mircea_popescu: los_pantalones: does anyone know if the us govt has control the private keys on the silk road wallets ? << they claim they do.
    
    mircea_popescu: sort -of, kinda.
    
    penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/xidiffjun-has-settled-2/
    
    mircea_popescu: fluffypony: they don't have the keys (at least not that they've admitted to), but once they have them they can beat the keys out of him with a wrench << this is a dubious proposition at best.
    
    mircea_popescu: the difference between us being, of course, that i've had occasion to beat things out of people.
    
    TheNewDeal: MP, i thought the US has the wallets, but they do not have the password to unencrypt
    
    mircea_popescu: all too often it goes like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-d5yU-aQ34
    
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    Naphex: here is a question, will USMS send the bitcoin to the winer or give him private keys/paper wallet?:)
    
    mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal right.
    
    TheNewDeal: surprised he didn't have it backed up anywhere?
    
    TheNewDeal: I am surprised *
    
    mircea_popescu: they don't have the EXCLUSIVE now do they
    
    mircea_popescu: info wants to be free.
    
    mircea_popescu: for all the usg knows, we all have a copy, and the keys, and are sitting here lolling at their punk ass.
    
    TheNewDeal: what do you mean exclusive, like the sole copy?
    
    mircea_popescu: ya
    
    mircea_popescu: punkman: no it's 15kb of pure horror << lol make it longer!
    
    mircea_popescu: btw, if the usms manages to get SCAMMED out of the sale...
    
    fluffypony: needs moar whitespace!
    
    mircea_popescu: o boy. that'll be the lol of all time.
    
    
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13013 @ 0.00082547 = 10.7418 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: thestringpuller: never really knew his real name << http://trilema.com/2011/fetele-bitcoin-ului-episodul-iii/ like.
    
    assbot: Fetele bitcoin-ului, episodul III pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
    
    asciilifeform: usms manages to get SCAMMED << had urge to bet on this, immediately after the press release. then understood that probably 'badBet.'
    
    mircea_popescu: gotta read trilemaz.
    
    mircea_popescu: punkman: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7909791 << clearly usagi has a future.
    
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    BingoBoingo: Bitpay continues burning money at an alarming rate http://valleywag.gawker.com/there-will-be-a-bitcoin-ncaa-bowl-game-1592534915/+laceydonohue
    
    assbot: There Will Be a Bitcoin NCAA Bowl Game
    
    mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03: shit, nigga << my words exactly :D
    
    Naphex: mircea_popescu: was that interview in romanian or translated?
    
    TheNewDeal: 3 year sponsorship... dman
    
    mircea_popescu: translated. nanotube doesn't yet speak it
    
    BingoBoingo: TheNewDeal: So 3-10 million burned
    
    mircea_popescu: o hey, less than neobee
    
    TheNewDeal: maybe even less
    
    mircea_popescu: course, cyprus advertising is kinda useless
    
    mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo 2.5ish afaik
    
    mircea_popescu: jurov: hi all, any news around X.IDIFF.JUN? << was announced.
    
    mircea_popescu: mike_c ^
    
    mike_c: i saw.  wise decision.
    
    BingoBoingo: 2.5 ish is stil close to 10% of their last fundraising round
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform: herr taleb alternates between ruminating on his personal sense of brilliance and excellent pedigree, and... punching a boxer's bag. how much fun to watch a man punch a bag? << kinda why i wanted him to come here.
    
    mircea_popescu: it's my estimation that he's like a russian hound running with pudels,
    
    mircea_popescu: which is the worst thing that can happen to the hound. the poodles... well... what do they care.
    
    mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo btw, do you know about how much a round COSTS ?
    
    mircea_popescu: <mike_c> i saw.  wise decision. << haha why, did it make you moneyz ?
    
    mike_c: it might have :)
    
    BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: No, but I assume it costs a lot of sweat and treasure... and equity
    
    mircea_popescu: fluffypony: who needs gee pee gee when you have sekrit kodez on forumz << epic lol
    
    mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo it costs money.
    
    mircea_popescu: you gotta pay all sorts of people, and generally upfront fees.
    
    mircea_popescu: this is why corps that blow a round and surivive are so rar.
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: also exactly where the vc wants them : once they're in the ring they pretty much gotta close, no matter what the termsheet.
    
    mircea_popescu: the other side of course has no such constraints.
    
    mircea_popescu: "Confirmado: no hay precio para el dólar. Nadie vende, solo compran a $ 12.30".
    
    TheNewDeal: called that xdiff june was underrated
    
    mircea_popescu: the peso looks well in trouble lol
    
    TheNewDeal: which peso? so many
    
    mircea_popescu: argentine
    
    mircea_popescu: this country is getting so fucken sweet...
    
    benkay: lol except for the machinery
    
    benkay: how on earth are you supposed to run a machine shop when they hold your mills at the border?
    
    mircea_popescu: "Overall, it provides a gentle fix to the recent GHash fiasco"
    
    mircea_popescu: derp.
    
    mircea_popescu: i guess scammers and academics will never stfu are they
    
    benkay: seriously mircea_popescu how can one have a good time without CNC machinery?
    
    mircea_popescu: why without ?
    
    benkay: how to get a big-boy mill into ars?
    
    mircea_popescu: The header is signed with the coinbase transaction's private key, and the hash (SHA256(SIG(header, privkey))) of that signature is smaller than a second difficulty parameter Y.
    
    mircea_popescu: how the fuck can current miners preserve ths investment lmao
    
    mircea_popescu: benkay you import it, like anything else ?
    
    benkay: except that it gets stopped at the border.
    
    mircea_popescu: "This mechanism is easy to devise following a community discussion that establishes the principles"
    
    mircea_popescu: holy hell already.
    
    mircea_popescu: benkay who told you this ? and why ?
    
    mircea_popescu: anyway, gotta broadway nao. laters.
    
    benkay: some argentinian. to keep me from doing things?
    
    TheNewDeal: you can't import cnc equipment into argentina?
    
    benkay: the word i got was that large, tech-heavy equipment gets stalled at the border.
    
    TheNewDeal: who's going to run a cnc shop? I work on cnc equipment at the moment
    
    benkay: but i'd just looooooove to plop down 600k to test the theory.
    
    benkay: it's on the list of things to buy, TheNewDeal .
    
    TheNewDeal: we could import it in parts and then bujild it
    
    TheNewDeal: you*
    
    benkay: hue
    
    TheNewDeal: ewe
    
    dignork: just funny: http://techcrunch.com/2014/06/18/bitcoin-auction/
    
    assbot: US Marshall Accidentally Reply-Alls Anonymous Bitcoin Auction Bidders In Email Fiasco  |  TechCrunch
    
    TheNewDeal: noooo way
    
    TheNewDeal: oh that's lame, they showed the email with blacked out names
    
    dignork: TheNewDeal: dunno who blacked the names, somebody got the full list though
    
    TheNewDeal: techcrunch did
    
    dignork: usms later said that these are not bidders, just people that where asking for clarifications
    
    TheNewDeal: or at least that is what the article claims
    
    TheNewDeal: in other news, "US Marshal only spelled with one L"
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5136 @ 0.00082459 = 4.2351 BTC [-]
    
    asciilifeform: benkay: i hear they'll let your machine through if you bring it as... carry-on baggage
    
    TheNewDeal: good luck with that
    
    TheNewDeal: you're asking for many questions from people who will be very suspicious and will not understand your answers
    
    asciilifeform carried a fat oscilloscope and ominous-looking crate with sample boards through u.s, german, romanian customs; nobody blinked an eye
    
    asciilifeform: i suppose if your cargo looks immediately valuable, you might have problems.
    
    TheNewDeal: thats ridiculous
    
    TheNewDeal: o-scope was phat though
    
    jurov: you should have painted it as doomsday device
    
    TheNewDeal: nuclear warning
    
    asciilifeform: take analog scope, glue fins.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 51 @ 0.068 = 3.468 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    TheNewDeal: how expensive is an analog scope?
    
    asciilifeform: TheNewDeal: if you make the right friends - free.
    
    asciilifeform: TheNewDeal: if you want a new unit with reasonable bandwidth - a few $K.
    
    TheNewDeal: thats what I was seeing when I looked it up. quite amazed
    
    asciilifeform: it'll put you over the weight limit for most airlines, though.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.06987478 = 0.6987 BTC [+]
    
    TheNewDeal: 50 pounds?!?
    
    asciilifeform: approx
    
    TheNewDeal: whaaaaat
    
    asciilifeform: varies.
    
    TheNewDeal: thats ridiculous
    
    asciilifeform: analogue scope has its virtues. as i understand, most tech types own both kinds.
    
    TheNewDeal: what do they have in university labs? I always assumed those ones were very inexpensive
    
    asciilifeform: TheNewDeal: usually chinese digital scopes, like mine
    
    TheNewDeal: ahhhh
    
    asciilifeform: depends on the uni
    
    TheNewDeal: of course
    
    asciilifeform: mine must've had a good payola year, because they had costly hp units
    
    TheNewDeal: oOo
    
    BingoBoingo: http://arstechnica.com/security/2014/06/hacker-infects-synology-storage-devices-makes-off-with-620000-in-dogecoin/
    
    assbot: Hacker infects Synology storage devices, makes off with $620,000 in Dogecoin | Ars Technica
    
    TheNewDeal: ascii why did you say that buproprion is useless?
    
    asciilifeform: TheNewDeal: useless is perhaps wrong word
    
    asciilifeform: pharmacologically weak, like 'nonalcoholic' beer, rather.
    
    asciilifeform: you can get 'real' dopamine reuptake inhibitors - but in dark alley, not pharmacy.
    
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    BingoBoingo: !b 4
    
    BingoBoingo: I'm telling you that cholorine atom on the ring is the only thing holding it back from greatness and success in the back alley
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: snip it, add a methyl, ---> methcathinone
    
    asciilifeform: (brief career as antidepressant in ussr)
    
    TheNewDeal: what is the way to rate a dopamine reuptake inhibitor
    
    asciilifeform: now a kitchen favourite in usa
    
    asciilifeform: *snip methyl
    
    BingoBoingo: It's really amazing how many catecholemine affecting drugs are merely the base chemical with various things snipped or tacked on...
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    BingoBoingo: Entirely different effects built from the same core https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propanolol#mediaviewer/File:Propranolol-skeletal.svg
    
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    asciilifeform: http://imgur.com/JlsaEDI << drug for ThePoor (tm)
    
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    BingoBoingo: lol
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: http://i34.tinypic.com/34sqzx2.jpg
    
    TheNewDeal: you two are ridiculous
    
    jurov: dudes and gals, you were really in bashful mood recently
    
    jurov: 22 quotes added
    
    Naphex: "The Amazon phone is finally here: Amazon unveils the Fire Phone" -> http://boygeniusreport.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/bgr-amazon-smartphone-kindle-fire-phone.jpg?w=952&h=575&crop=1
    
    Naphex: so.. iphone with windows ui, got it
    
    Naphex: lousy name for a product though, fire phone
    
    mike_c: i think amazon runs custom droid builds
    
    jurov: !up justlurking
    
    jurov: !up dignork
    
    punkman: but jurov he only wanted to lurk
    
    justlurking: thanks jurov; I'm here pre-Yeshiva
    
    BingoBoingo: justlurking: Another one of Pete's jews?
    
    benkay: lol
    
    TheNewDeal: lol
    
    BingoBoingo: justlurking: You could do the thing I did, pick a silly name and then later find out you are stuck with it.
    
    justlurking: probably?
    
    benkay: that will definitely happen.
    
    benkay: pick a name you like and use it.
    
    justlurking: yep, starting my 6 month indoctrination thanks to pete
    
    TheNewDeal: I was actually allowed to change my name :D
    
    mike_c: tredos something something?
    
    BingoBoingo: !up justlurking
    
    BingoBoingo: ;;google manul
    
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    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25600 @ 0.00082303 = 21.0696 BTC [-] {5} 
    
    TheNewDeal: so I was just reading about the sentencing of Sabu. does anyone know the first time a judge mandated a keylogger in the USSA?
    
    BingoBoingo: That we know of...
    
    TheNewDeal: what?
    
    TheNewDeal: I was asking what was the first time you heard of that
    
    BingoBoingo: The first time a keylogger was mandated may have come from one of those seekrit courts
    
    BingoBoingo: You know like the ones that order those drone strikes
    
    TheNewDeal: not really. never heard of a court mandated drone strike
    
    BingoBoingo: Well, Obama's a lawyer so he just kind of holds these things himself
    
    BingoBoingo: It's why BitBet is a better court
    
    TheNewDeal: reading about it as we speak
    
    
    
    TheNewDeal: manul!?
    
    moiety: TheNewDeal: yeah i get a note when manul is mentioned so i just returned a picture.... like a manual manul bot, if you will :D
    
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    TheNewDeal: bingoboingo, that we weren't able to strike a deal on the difficulty had little to do with wording. More to do with you placing your bet later than I trying to sell my Yes bets
    
    BingoBoingo: TheNewDeal: Well, it was a simple disagreement in pricing. Particularly how to price these things. We both disagree on how to do it.
    
    TheNewDeal: I think it's rather trivial to price them, but finding something that would make sense financially between the two of us was the difficult task
    
    BingoBoingo: Well, there's also the problem whereing I lack the experience and reputation to feel comfortable selling a synthetic bet.
    
    TheNewDeal: uncomfortable, it is *yoda voice*
    
    BingoBoingo: Maybe if I MM'd MPOE options I'd feel comfortable offering a synthetic, but as a person who MM's ATC...
    
    BingoBoingo: %book
    
    atcbot: 2k@240 16k@235 50k@201 | 50k@161 216k@160 500k@151
    
    TheNewDeal: haha
    
    BingoBoingo: Even though the circumstances in which the actual underlying couldn't cover the synthetic would have been exceedingly unlikely... Trading on an artificial weight would have set a bad precedent.
    
    BingoBoingo: %ticker
    
    atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 161 Ask: 201 Last Price: 201 24h-Vol: 37k High: 235 Low: 150 VWAP: 160
    
    TheNewDeal: well you did offer the buyer (mike_c was it?) a discount on the price
    
    TheNewDeal: which is essentially the same thing
    
    BingoBoingo: TheNewDeal: Sure I offered a discount, and I tried offering you the same as well. A discount and a synthetic weight though are very different animals.
    
    TheNewDeal: depending on the amount being purchased though
    
    TheNewDeal: if you originally bet 1 btc, you could "get away with" selling .5 btc at double the timeweight
    
    TheNewDeal: neglecting the 1% fee...
    
    BingoBoingo: "get away with" at the cost of setting a horrible precedent
    
    asciilifeform: sabu sentenced to keylogger << 2015: public urinator sentenced to toiletcam
    
    TheNewDeal: hahahaha
    
    BingoBoingo: !up Pierre_Rochard
    
    punkman: ;;view
    
    gribble: #20792 Wed Jun 18 20:53:44 2014 punkman SELL 1.0 hour of tech support @ 0.02 BTC (Support for bitbet.py (https://bitbucket.org/abfg/bitbet.py) , Minor feature requests accommodated. While supplies last.)
    
    punkman: hurr hurr
    
    TheNewDeal: tech support
    
    TheNewDeal: can you expand
    
    punkman: getting it installed, usage, etc
    
    TheNewDeal: did  you develop it?
    
    punkman: in a hurry
    
    TheNewDeal: might have to hit you up with that later
    
    TheNewDeal: ;;rate punkman 0 bitbet.py developer, selling support
    
    gribble: Error: Rating must be in the interval [-10, 10] and cannot be zero.
    
    TheNewDeal: whaaat
    
    TheNewDeal: haven't you heard of neutral gribble?
    
    BingoBoingo: ;;rate punkman 1 gambling software
    
    gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user punkman has been recorded.
    
    TheNewDeal: ;;rate punkman 1 bitbet.py developer, selling support
    
    gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user punkman has been recorded.
    
    punkman: TheNewDeal: here's how it looks now: http://i.imgur.com/6mwsor1.png
    
    TheNewDeal: yah I think bingoboingo was showing me outputs the other day
    
    BingoBoingo: punkman: is this a whole new Bitbet.py
    
    punkman: BingoBoingo: nothing to do with that old bitbets.py
    
    BingoBoingo: punkman: Maybe give it a new name then...
    
    BingoBoingo: TheNewDeal: I used the original
    
    punkman: suggestions welcome, but levenshtein distance of 1 is good enough for me :P
    
    TheNewDeal: here's a potential suggestion to ponder, we can talk about it more if I get back at you. Placing future bets to see how the pot changes
    
    punkman: that's what it does
    
    TheNewDeal: oh rery
    
    TheNewDeal: it doesn't analyze only the current list of bets to date?
    
    BingoBoingo: That's kinda the whole point of these tools
    
    BingoBoingo: adding hypothetical future and past bets
    
    
    
    BingoBoingo: Lead to http://gawker.com/teen-loses-finger-during-rave-keeps-going-because-bas-1592911313
    
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    punkman: the "*me" bet in the screenshot is a hypothetical bet
    
    TheNewDeal: ridiculous
    
    moiety: i watched this program called "What Happens in Kavos" and it was all people like that. broken legs, ribs, noses but so wasted they either don't notice or don't feel it enough to do anything about it
    
    BingoBoingo: Well, the right combinations of lights and sounds can be as dirorienting as the drugs
    
    punkman: moiety: yeah that seems to be a common theme where brits go to vacation
    
    moiety: so silly, why pay to get broken
    
    BingoBoingo: Sometimes the fun in an activity comes from the potential for breaking, and the times people break reinforce the excitement.
    
    BingoBoingo: http://www.newsweek.com/2014/06/27/steven-hatfills-strange-trip-accused-terrorist-medical-adventurer-255295.html
    
    asciilifeform: ;;google bruce ivings
    
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    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: ^ related
    
    asciilifeform: ^ case of 'staple gun'-style 'suicide'
    
    asciilifeform: scandal was pinned on the corpse. case closed.
    
    BingoBoingo: Yeah. Hatfill's current plans are interesting though now that he has extracted money from the gasenwagen's cheerleaders
    
    decimation: asciilifeform: have you seen this home-spun open source Verilog tool: http://www.clifford.at/yosys/
    
    assbot: Yosys Open SYnthesis Suite :: About
    
    BingoBoingo: Antrax was an absolutely stupid thing to try weaponizing while https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burkholderia_pseudomallei exists
    
    assbot: Burkholderia pseudomallei - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    
    decimation: supposed these people will make you a chip for ~$500 https://www.efabless.com/ - long on hype and short on details though
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: these are a dime a dozen. not very useful for fpga work, as the latter have proprietary pieces that, if you do not use, leave you with a monstrously bloated design that fits nowhere.
    
    kakobrekla: ;;rate punkman 1 bitbet cli dev
    
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    asciilifeform: decimation: $500 << do they also have a bridge we can buy ?
    
    decimation: yeah the problem is that even if you could get a chip made for free, the cost of reasonable tools to make reasonable designs are prohibative
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: not really. can use, e.g. 'magic'
    
    BingoBoingo: I kind of wonder what an asynchronous ASIC design would do to BTC mining
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: only one way to find out
    
    decimation: oh yeah I forgot that guy - I think you sent the link before.  I was amused by the Tcl
    
    decimation: http://www.planetanalog.com/author.asp?section_id=519 "MK: The cost is going to be dependent on the process technology, but let's assume it can be in 0.35 or 0.18. Most designs are probably going to be done for about $500 plus silicon costs which could be in the hundreds or low thousands of dollars. You will get your chips in about eight to ten weeks."
    
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    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Of course. It would either be the last great way to profit from mining or an loss, magnitude to be determined
    
    decimation: ancient process of course, but still would be very useful if true
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: crucial details missing. e.g. turnaround, yield (% working), whether they package the dies
    
    asciilifeform: (if unpackaged - have fun welding the gold whiskers on yourself)
    
    BingoBoingo: "Hatfill looked up, holding his cash and smiling, and said, At least let John Ashcroft pay for it."
    
    asciilifeform: likewise, your design will go straight to the chicoms, who will produce it at their pleasure.
    
    decimation: heh yeah unpackaged would be pretty useless
    
    BingoBoingo: In about 12 hours I have an interview for a job in the bezzel economy, so pumped
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: you've been starving all this time?
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Not starving, scraping. Live poor nao to live rich later.
    
    BingoBoingo: ;;google site:trilema.com live to be a millionaire
    
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    asciilifeform: it's a great essay, but ought to have been named 'how to die to be rich'
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2250 @ 0.0008261 = 1.8587 BTC [+]
    
    BingoBoingo: Eh, details
    
    asciilifeform: also ignores certain unpleasant realities:
    
    
    
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    assbot: The Chaos Wrought By Progressive Education «  Isegoria
    
    decimation: Everyone at our school knows who Dylan is. He comes and goes to lessons as he pleases, habitually swears at teachers, and is an accomplished playground bully.  ... I was surprised to hear Dylan?s name announced. He had collected one of the largest amounts of ?reward stickers? in year seven, and was due to collect a prize. Many teachers, it turned out, had taken to bribing him with these stickers in a desperate attempt to appease his
    
    decimation: unruliness.
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: It turns out that the cure to an American "Liberal Arts" education is resenting the part where you live on dry noodles.
    
    asciilifeform: plenty of engineers living on noodles.
    
    asciilifeform: no longer monopoly of starving artists.
    
    decimation: that kanzure dude is nuts
    
    BingoBoingo: You also learn the color of the dandelion greens at their best if you are smart.
    
    decimation: all the numbers I've see from the bay area companies show that senior engineers are making maybe $150k
    
    decimation: when a 'house' costs 700-1000k, that's wave slavery
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: kanzure is a friend of a good chum of mine. as i understand, he made 'fuck you money' in one of the last 'dotcom' bubbles and wanders around the world.
    
    decimation: that's cool, but that's nothing to do with engineering salaries
    
    decimation: Of course, there is a "power law" effect in these kinds of things - only the best guys make bank, the rest deminish exponentially
    
    asciilifeform: i don't know him well. if you want to dispute his info, wake him up (he does - did? lurk here)
    
    asciilifeform: ;;google tournament market
    
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    assbot: Google Salaries and Benefits | Glassdoor
    
    asciilifeform: 1st link
    
    asciilifeform: see also greenspun.
    
    asciilifeform: what a google grunt is paid is entirely uninteresting except in light of knowing what he pays to live
    
    decimation: yeah, I was reading greenspun last night and I thought of you - his post about the low quality of rentals available to citizens
    
    BingoBoingo: If I get this bezzel job I don't plan to pay more than $300.month to rent
    
    asciilifeform: http://sciencecareers.sciencemag.org/career_magazine/previous_issues/articles/2009_02_13/caredit.a0900021 << recommended reading
    
    assbot: The Man Who Wasn't There | Science Careers
    
    asciilifeform: 'One of various ways of organizing work that economists have identified, a tournament market "offers participants the chance of winning a big prize--an independent research career, tenure, a named chair, scientific renown, awards--through competition," writes Richard Freeman and co-authors. Tournament markets amplify "small differences in productivity into large differences in recognition and reward," Freeman an
    
    asciilifeform: d co-authors continue. Academic science is only one such market; other familiar examples include rock music, professional sports, and national politics. '
    
    asciilifeform: i often say to people, that they should calculate their salary per minute of doing-something-they'd-rather-not
    
    asciilifeform: e.g. if you have to drive a car to the plant, start the 'clock' from when you turn the ignition key
    
    asciilifeform: and stop it when you come home and take off your shoes
    
    asciilifeform: likewise, subtract any money you are forced to spend (e.g. google man must pay $50k/yr, say, to live within 2 hrs. drive of the plant) from your salary.
    
    asciilifeform: then see who is rich, who is a pauper
    
    decimation: people don't want to do those calculations - they know the truth and they don't want to face it
    
    asciilifeform: there's a reason, for example, why e.g. a spammer will 'work 16 hours a day to make money while he sleeps'
    
    asciilifeform: no car, no boss, no $1000 suits, no clock, etc
    
    asciilifeform: mr. spam can live in a roach-infested hovel and actually keep 90% of his bread crumbs
    
    asciilifeform: mr. google - not so much
    
    BingoBoingo: In the location I'm looking at $3.2 k/year rents a ten minute walk from work, no roomates, because they are horrible for opsec
    
    decimation: what I would like an "economist" to explain to me is why we subject science and engineering to such high competition but professions like collecting welfare, teaching k-12, gov't employee, etc are subject to no pressure whatsoever
    
    decimation: why do those people deserve to be sheltered from the harshness of reality?
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: the pressure is moved to the queue in front of the pig trough
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: bureaucrats are paid quite little if you perform my calculation
    
    asciilifeform: at least where i live
    
    decimation: yeah that's definitely true, even the top of the pile
    
    asciilifeform: welfare folks 'pay' by having to live in specially designated concentration camps
    
    decimation: hell Obama only makes $400k
    
    decimation: teachers "pay" by being unable to actually practice their craft (see my above link)
    
    Mats_cd03: wtf 3200/yr
    
    asciilifeform: alaska?
    
    Mats_cd03: are you living in a fucking trap house
    
    decimation: alaska is actually pretty expensive
    
    decimation: n. dakota is cheap
    
    asciilifeform: afaik folks get housed on company dime at drilling platform
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Dying college town. Competing against a shortage of broke grad students
    
    BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: These places exist in the middle of the US
    
    Mats_cd03: i see
    
    decimation: re: redskins trademark cancellation : http://theden.tv/2014/06/18/u-s-patent-and-trade-office-cancels-disparaging-redskins-trademark/
    
    assbot: U.S. Patent and Trade Office Cancels ‘Disparaging’ Redskins Trademark | Theden | Thedening the West
    
    decimation: Federal trademark law does not permit registration of trademarks that ?may disparage? individuals or groups or ?bring them into contempt or disrepute.?
    
    mircea_popescu: but the thing is... this wasn't being registered.
    
    mircea_popescu: it was registered *already*
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: this is a more interesting event than appears at first. they just zapped 'stare decisis'
    
    mircea_popescu: what law allows the office to randomly re-register trademarks ?
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform exactly.
    
    asciilifeform: e.g. the authority of the past N years, when the trademark was legal - where is it now.
    
    decimation: I thought it was illeagal for a bill of attainder
    
    mircea_popescu: basically the us has no further guaranteed rights.
    
    decimation: what's the difference between making a law condeming joe to death, vs a law that condemns the redskins trademark to death?
    
    decimation: for arbitray reasons?
    
    mircea_popescu: not to property (the so called process "in rem", eminent domain, a whole list)
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: no law involved - in the usual sense
    
    mircea_popescu: not to fair process
    
    mircea_popescu: not to anything
    
    BingoBoingo: It is amazing people can talk in this state www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/ilcs4.asp?DocName=072000050HArt.+26.5&ActID=1876&ChapterID=53&SeqStart=74600000&SeqEnd=75300000
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    mircea_popescu: decimation this wasn't a law, to begin with
    
    mircea_popescu: the entire "attainder" thing is the result of internet fucktards opining on matters. i wouldn't repeat it.
    
    decimation: yeah it's a civil case, as opposed to criminal
    
    mircea_popescu: patents are an administrative matter.
    
    decimation: oh yeah this isn't even a real court, just a commitee of government employees
    
    decimation: well, derp derp who cares what the opinion of usg employees are
    
    mircea_popescu: us citizens, as subjects of the usg.
    
    decimation: so you often complain about the 'rule of law not men'
    
    mircea_popescu: benkay:  the word i got was that large, tech-heavy equipment gets stalled at the border. << anything fucktarder muricans do gets stalled everywhgere.
    
    mircea_popescu: this is because nobody can stand them.
    
    decimation: in this case, derpy nobodies are ruling
    
    decimation: irrespective of controlling laws
    
    BingoBoingo: I'm still realling that the Bitpay bought one of the most expensive and lowest return forms of advertising.
    
    mircea_popescu: decimation the problem with trying to promote a system of "laws not men" is that ONLY men can rule. and so under the guise of "laws not men" that keeps actual men away
    
    mircea_popescu: the cockless dickheads rule.
    
    decimation: yeah, you could say that we are ruled by non-men, as opposed to men, because laws cannot rule anyone by themselves
    
    asciilifeform: anything fucktarder muricans do gets stalled << whatever the reason - let's say benkay or i need to get a crate of strange through Ar door. no go, because passport is wrong color. or this is disinfo ?
    
    mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal: noooo way ?<< yes way. these are the fuckwits that want to be involved as adults
    
    mircea_popescu: instead of doing what i fucking tell them to do.
    
    mircea_popescu: like the children they are.
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform possibly no go, because you don;'t know how to ask.
    
    mircea_popescu: much like, you want to pick up a chick. no go, because... passport the wrong color ? notrly.
    
    mircea_popescu: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--1bXIe06V--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/w33uouiq516gt1btjhjt.jpg << lol they dug upo that old gallippi pic did they
    
    BingoBoingo: Yeah they did
    
    mircea_popescu: did bitpay pr, ever clever and professional, have anything to say yet ?
    
    asciilifeform: don't know how to ask << makes a difference if this is a fixable condition (know who to pay off, etc) or more difficult (have the correct uncle)
    
    mircea_popescu: for something like importing machinery, definitely the former.
    
    BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I've been looking around slowly. Not found anything yet.
    
    mircea_popescu: today in the news, pretend you're a corp, pretend you've got 30mn investment, fail to have any pr whatsoever.
    
    mircea_popescu: how people can be this stupid still amazes me. i mean sure, forum derps, okay, they're all by themselves.
    
    mircea_popescu: but by now...
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: consider benkay's point. if i have to wrap sample pcbs in benjamins to get them through customs, this ought to be considered a cost of doing business in Ar
    
    BingoBoingo: http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-ncaa-college-football-bowl-sponsorship-bitpay/ is closest I've found to Bitpay Pr so far.
    
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    asciilifeform: doesn't look quite so cheap then, no?
    
    BingoBoingo: Oh, coindesk nao hates assbot
    
    mircea_popescu: lol attention required.
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform what was looking cheap in the first place, or what were we saying ?
    
    BingoBoingo: I like how Bitpay couldn't even sponsor a game in a stadium actually suited to the sport.
    
    asciilifeform: Ar, india, etc. look cheap to the uninitiated.
    
    mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo it  is not the place of start-ups to sponsor anyway
    
    asciilifeform: until you move in and try to get, e.g. smt resistors shipped in from malaysia
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform sure, it's cheap. depends what you want.
    
    asciilifeform: or pick'n'placers from russia
    
    mircea_popescu: but if you want that, why the fuck would you not be in malaysia or russia.
    
    asciilifeform: because not one of these actually contains everything you need for the production line
    
    decimation: china/taiwan do
    
    mircea_popescu: so what does argentina contain that you need for your production line ?
    
    mircea_popescu: i keep trying to get this out for awhile nao
    
    BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Not at all. I guess Imma have to blog.
    
    asciilifeform: better question - what it doesn't contain.
    
    asciilifeform: e.g. der wagen
    
    mircea_popescu: and malaysia does ?!
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: In any worthwhile endeavor the highest cost belongs to becoming initiated
    
    decimation: well, it certianly isn't down the street from hong kong
    
    BingoBoingo: %book
    
    atcbot: 2k@240 16k@235 50k@201 | 50k@161 216k@160 500k@151
    
    mircea_popescu: think strategically. argentina is a dead end. hong kong is a center. is your business suited for which exactly ?
    
    mircea_popescu: dead ends are eminently defensible. centers are centers of trade for that reason
    
    mircea_popescu: what are you building ?
    
    asciilifeform: small electronic widgets.
    
    decimation: there is a point to that.  If you could become legally "untouchable" for a few $100k in bribes to the right people, that's of significant value
    
    mircea_popescu: so then because of your dependency on azn manufacturers you conceivably want your business run there
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: ever do business with han chinese ?
    
    mircea_popescu: notrly.
    
    mircea_popescu: not on their turf, anyway.
    
    asciilifeform: if you've no 'guanxi', you're 'not in his WoT'
    
    asciilifeform: ;;google guanxi
    
    mircea_popescu: i can attest that when you can have their head, they're reasonable, fwtw.
    
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    mircea_popescu: that i doubt very much.
    
    mircea_popescu: i've yet to have a problem with getting in the wot.
    
    mircea_popescu: then again, im the sort that learns the language and fucks local.
    
    decimation: mircea, I suspect the sayings of don colacho would be an excellent way to brush up on spanish: http://don-colacho.blogspot.com/
    
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    mircea_popescu: but... it's in engliush ?!
    
    asciilifeform: chinese 'WoT' (like in other asian nations) is very heavily tilted in direction of blood relation
    
    asciilifeform: or at least marriage
    
    decimation: the original text isn't.  click on a link and see the original: http://don-colacho.blogspot.com/2011/02/2862.html
    
    assbot: Don Colacho’s Aphorisms: #2,862
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform everytrhing has its exceptions. what do i care what the statistics are ?
    
    asciilifeform: they'll do buisiness, yes. and at some point, your operation takes off, you find your factory nationalized.
    
    asciilifeform: or otherwise 'have problems'
    
    mircea_popescu: whoredom is heavily tilted in the direction of blondes, yet any girl i train can top any brothel she wants.
    
    mircea_popescu: or maybe they do.
    
    decimation: http://don-colacho.blogspot.com/2010/01/30.html  When people stop fighting for the possession of private property, they will fight for the usufruct in collective property.
    
    assbot: Don Colacho’s Aphorisms: #30
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i can't rightfully say china is 'immovable object.' if you care to try 'irresistible force' there, we'll watch, cheer.
    
    mircea_popescu: everything's an immovable object for something or the other.
    
    mircea_popescu: how did they end up run by the mongols ?
    
    BingoBoingo: "unstoppable force" actually beats immovable object in practice
    
    decimation: so even usg's hilarious inflation numbers are showing inflation http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/06/17/us-usa-economy-idUSKBN0ES1C620140617
    
    assbot: U.S. consumer prices show inflation ticking up| Reuters
    
    asciilifeform is forced to reluctantly love chinese - they're the only 'pepsi' we've got left.
    
    BingoBoingo: Actually unstoppable forces decay within several generations
    
    decimation: I wonder if this has to do with the sudden uptick in acquisitions by the bezzle masters
    
    mircea_popescu: what, argentines are pepsi too.
    
    mircea_popescu: (to add to the humour, in romanian "being pepsi" pretty much means being fucked up)
    
    asciilifeform: lol
    
    moiety: night all :]
    
    mircea_popescu: laters
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: if you ever have time, consider writing a piece about Ar circa '98-'02
    
    mircea_popescu: im really not that advanced just yet
    
    asciilifeform: my (no means) expert understanding - they let themselves get arseraped by us banks
    
    decimation: ascii why don't the russians get into electronics/computer manufacturing?  have they managed to chase away the talent?
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: start with the soviet mistake (circa mid-70s) of scrapping their own (interesting! e.g. trinary!) comp. research and deciding to copy western archs - e.g. pdp
    
    asciilifeform: in order to run warez
    
    asciilifeform: (western hardware was difficult to get - trade embargoed, had to go through shill companies)
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i don't quite see it. so far, they got 50 bn or so, not paying it back
    
    mircea_popescu: seems they assraped the us banks to me.
    
    asciilifeform: http://ferfal.blogspot.com << disinfo ?
    
    assbot: SURVIVING IN ARGENTINA
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this is rather like supposing that russia (default of late 90s) raped us banks
    
    decimation: the elite did, kind of
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform didn't it ?
    
    asciilifeform: for some value of 'it'
    
    mircea_popescu: decimation the country is the elite.
    
    mircea_popescu: mobile vulgus has no patria.
    
    asciilifeform: the objective - entirely non-monetary - ensure that russian industry gets sawn apart for metals - was achieved.
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the russian industry, such as it was, was crap. it was going to get sold for scrap anyway.
    
    mircea_popescu: now, its owners had the unmitigated idiocy of not keeping proper capital on hand.
    
    decimation: yeah when you have a traubant factory that employs 50,000 people things are not going to work out well in the long run
    
    mircea_popescu: so a bankruptcy was necessary
    
    BingoBoingo: In a firesale I wonder if Iowa has more value as agriculture or uranium
    
    asciilifeform: was crap << complicated. if you want sovereignty - gotta crank out the hardware, best as you can.
    
    mircea_popescu: not true.
    
    mircea_popescu: im a sovereign that doesn't even suck its own cock, how about that!
    
    mircea_popescu: shouldn't even exist!!1
    
    asciilifeform: lenin suggested that the west 'will sell you the rope to hang it with.' not sure if this can be meant literally - could russia buy working nukes from the targets?
    
    mircea_popescu: dude as if russian industry = nukes in any sense.
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Not the whole things, but lands were the scarce lives
    
    decimation: I blame this guy http://jeffsachs.org/2012/03/what-i-did-in-russia/
    
    assbot: What I did in Russia  Jeffrey Sachs
    
    mircea_popescu: every single piece of automotive machinery, from cars to trains, airplanes and anything else, that uses too much fuel to be economically usable is either russian make or russian design
    
    asciilifeform: a surprising fraction of soviet economy reduced to - obscenely inefficient method of producing sovereignty-enforcement hardware
    
    mircea_popescu: fucking saratov fridges doing 4kw to slightly cool three galons
    
    asciilifeform: 4kw fridge. that the germans, swedes, whoever, can't blackmail you with by withholding
    
    asciilifeform: gotta understand the mentality.
    
    mircea_popescu: i do understand it, but i am pointing out iot's not all that it's cracked up to be.
    
    mircea_popescu: putin gets this, incidentally.
    
    asciilifeform: it's a siege mentality, necessarily extreme
    
    mircea_popescu: no.
    
    mircea_popescu: a siege mentality is not necessarily extreme.
    
    mircea_popescu: it's lazily extrem
    
    
    
    asciilifeform: sorta like the kind of fellow everyone must know, that got back from afghan and sleeps hugging his rifle, does nothing as hobby but clean and oil it, cycles the bolt at the slightest noise in the house
    
    mircea_popescu: nothing wrong with owning a rifle, in good condition, and being ready and able to use it
    
    asciilifeform: nothing.
    
    mircea_popescu: however, that's not gonna make an omlet
    
    asciilifeform: correct
    
    asciilifeform: good to occasionally hug things that aren't the rifle, also
    
    mircea_popescu: and so the ak-47 shaped spatulas, 18lbs of solid pig iron
    
    mircea_popescu: are getting thrown away
    
    mircea_popescu: because spatula is silicone
    
    asciilifeform: from russian perspective - silicone that won't be there if the border closes
    
    asciilifeform: pentium is great. but 'bk-0010' would've still been there.
    
    mircea_popescu: dude do you see what sort of abused child grown up mentality is this ?
    
    asciilifeform: sure
    
    mircea_popescu: "i can't love you because what if you leave me"
    
    asciilifeform doesn't live there now, but definitely gets it. if you grow up in ussr, '45 never really ends
    
    asciilifeform: or, pessimistically, '41
    
    decimation: http://www.forbes.com/sites/markadomanis/2013/07/25/dying-russias-birth-rate-is-now-higher-than-the-united-states/
    
    assbot: 'Dying' Russia's Birth Rate Is Now Higher Than The United States' - Forbes
    
    asciilifeform: trauma makes people - and cultures - pathologically conservative
    
    asciilifeform wonders how applies to china, ought to ask the folks in the know
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform which is why im such a fan of things like pussy riot
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: with our without dar al islam ?
    
    asciilifeform: *or
    
    mircea_popescu: the best thing for moscow today is if the rich kids started taking the girls nude on leashes on novskiwhateveritscalled
    
    decimation: good point.  "white america" definitely has a negative birth rate
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: because last i checked, the entire place converts to tajikistan in <100yrs.
    
    decimation: what about tartarstan
    
    decimation: I guess they are pretty close to the Turkic Tajiks
    
    mircea_popescu: you know these liniar projections never work.
    
    decimation: sons of Khan
    
    mircea_popescu: people were derping about how romania will be 90% gypsy by 20something in 1990.
    
    mircea_popescu: it... still hasn't happened. the oppressed minority is still an oppressed minority.
    
    decimation: mircea: re pussy riot: but ultimately they are tools of the western bezzle machine
    
    mircea_popescu: not so.
    
    mircea_popescu: they're too stupid to be the tools of anything.
    
    mircea_popescu: at any rate, the notion that sensuality and the puritan caging thereof as displayed by the us (and uk before that) are in any way related...
    
    mircea_popescu: purest historical accident. i can understand why us-ians would believe it, because they love to believe themselves relevant
    
    mircea_popescu: but otherwise... lol.
    
    decimation: I agree that the notions of puritanical modesty are hilarious.  I was born in an old school Lutheran hospital (now closed) - my birth certificate's seal shows a doctor pulling a baby out of a vagina
    
    decimation: somehow this was okay in Christianity 100 years ago but not today
    
    mircea_popescu: decimation not what i meant. what i means was, the proposition that somehow girls naked in the street are tools of the us bezzle. it's ludicrous.
    
    mircea_popescu: for all you know they're the tools of mp's world domination plans.
    
    decimation: but they parrot and derp about equality, femenism, etc
    
    mircea_popescu: sure. but nobody cares what they say, the only attraction is their nudity.
    
    mircea_popescu: maybe some derps somewhere HOPE that they may embed their message this way, much like radio advertisers hope paying for the radio makes you buy coca cola
    
    mircea_popescu: but the thing still is what it is : nude chicks in a badly abused, utterly frigid, compulsively conservatory society.
    
    mircea_popescu: balm.
    
    decimation: so it would seem that putin is also sending a message about women by caging them
    
    mircea_popescu: putin has the disadvantage of being actually stuck ruling the thing
    
    mircea_popescu: he has to do all sorts of stupid shit.
    
    mircea_popescu: or who knows, maybe he's personally dumb on the score i guess.
    
    decimation: well, he certainly want to encourage fertility, and sending the message that it's okay for russian women to aspire to childless eat pray love isn't the way to get there
    
    
    
    assbot: Pussy Riot - Putin will teach you how to love /      - YouTube
    
    decimation: skip to 2:05 to watch Cossacks beat them
    
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    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: my understanding - fellow with a contract on his head should perhaps sleep with rifle. the one without contract - with girl. whether 4kw fridge, bk0010, etc. is batshit - or genius - depends on which box russia sits in
    
    mircea_popescu: so which kind am i ?
    
    asciilifeform: ask mircea_popescu
    
    mircea_popescu: ok, what kind are you ?
    
    mircea_popescu: what kind is antonoderpulous ? does he have a contract on his head ? twitter says so.
    
    asciilifeform: the kind who 'dies just once'
    
    mircea_popescu: no but i mean, gimme something actionable as per the plan you laid out above.
    
    asciilifeform: lol
    
    BingoBoingo: Seems the solution is to have enough girls to sleep with girl while girl guards door with rifle
    
    mircea_popescu: can't hurt.
    
    asciilifeform: going back to russia/industry: according to 'hardcore' russian folks, the west deprived the nation of crucial natural resource - one still abundant in, e.g. china. of course they aren't talking about lanthanides, but... girls who will birth half a dozen kids and work in factory without toilet breaks
    
    mircea_popescu: decimation got really hot an' bothered watching cussacks beat on lanky ukrainian teenagers, is nao off to molest wife
    
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    asciilifeform lol just got back from molestation
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you'll have to explain this tro me so it makes sense
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform o, you're doing the same one ?! (know the joke ?)
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the two chaps with the toothbrush, aye
    
    mircea_popescu: no.
    
    asciilifeform: ...?
    
    mircea_popescu: pussy riot gets $1bn to study mating habits across europe.
    
    mircea_popescu: for this purpose, they sequester one woman and two men for a week, then interview them,
    
    mircea_popescu: the english : well... we were never introduced, so we just read the newspapers all week. it was fuckign boring.
    
    mircea_popescu: the french : oh, Leo, Lea, Elie
    
    mircea_popescu: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhjVKOPUIcc if you don't klnow it)
    
    asciilifeform: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: the russians : omg this was awful. all night long they took turns fucking me in all the holes
    
    mircea_popescu: and all day long they held syndicate meetings to criticise me for being a whore
    
    mircea_popescu: wb.
    
    mircea_popescu: that was... rapid ?
    
    decimation: "decimation got really hot an' bothered watching cussacks beat on lanky ukrainian teenagers" << not really my cup of tea, but relevant
    
    decimation: my stupid vpn dropped me like a hot potato, thought conversation was over
    
    mircea_popescu: pretty cool how it worked out lol
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: http://cluborlov.blogspot.com/2014/03/the-madness-of-president-putin.html << herr orlov on pussyriot etc
    
    assbot: ClubOrlov: The Madness of President Putin
    
    decimation: the thing I don't understand ascii is that it's clear that russia has the brainpower to make alternatives
    
    decimation: even without all-night slave labor sv startup style
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: go build a MOSFET with... brainpower
    
    asciilifeform: industrial civilization doesn't get birthed from coffee shop (as discussed in one of mp's essays?)
    
    asciilifeform: try mine uranium, tantalum, with brainpower
    
    asciilifeform: get 50 rail cars of synthesis-grade nitric acid with brain.
    
    decimation: This goes back to the warez - they seem like the answer to all your short term problems, but in the long run just get you hooked on the infrastructure
    
    decimation: all of those things do require lots of brain power
    
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    decimation: but they also require getting humans to actually do the work
    
    decimation: and... capital
    
    asciilifeform: and 100 yrs. of infrastructure.
    
    asciilifeform: japan jumped the gap - why? because they had the 'natural resource'
    
    decimation: it's true that it's much easier to get nitric acid when the nitric acid factory has been pumping it out two states away for a few decades
    
    asciilifeform: - that being, six generations of people willing to work into the grave for a cup of rice
    
    decimation: the us had something like that a few decades ago, still coasting on its output
    
    asciilifeform: let's take the liberty of abusing thermodynamics term, and say this is 'fuel'
    
    asciilifeform: whereas u.s. (or moscow today) 'office plankton' is... ground state.
    
    asciilifeform: fuel that's been burned.
    
    asciilifeform: u.s. running on fumes.
    
    asciilifeform: e.g. i can get pcbs made here. it just costs 35x what it does in shanghai.
    
    asciilifeform: because american factory gurlz want toilet breaks, health care!, etc
    
    decimation: When I was in Hawaii last week I thought about this w.r.t. Hawaii.  They own one of the most strategic islands on earth
    
    decimation: it could easily outsingapore singapore with its location.  but it won't, because it is a combination of bezzle playground and indian reservation
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: it's only strategic value is as 'unsinkable ship'
    
    asciilifeform: otherwise it's a pisshole. (try finding an industrial vendor who will even ship there)
    
    asciilifeform: if you could build a singapore there, that's another matter.
    
    decimation: well, yes, today.  but I would wager that if you exchanged the populations of hawaii and singapore, it wouldn't look that way for long
    
    asciilifeform: aye
    
    asciilifeform: not sure how long singapore will last as other than chinese colony after u.s. navy is unplugged
    
    asciilifeform: ditto taiwan
    
    decimation: on Maui there is a statue to Sun Yet-Sen in an obscure park: http://gohawaii.about.com/od/mauisights/ig/sun_yat_sen_park/
    
    assbot: Sun Yat Sen Park, Upcountry Maui Photo Gallery
    
    decimation: when visiting, I discovered that Sun Yat Sen went to the same school as... Obama
    
    decimation: when the usians are trading golden yuan pieces in a few decades they will remember this bit of history
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: the middle kingdom != la serenissima. they'll be buying rice with paper yuans.
    
    
    
    assbot: D.BPAY last @0.00000000
    
    mircea_popescu: that's basically how it's gonna look. welcoming questions as to the contract etc.
    
    asciilifeform: neato
    
    mircea_popescu: prolly starting to trade monday
    
    asciilifeform: proving that one holds shares on fiat exchange might be energy-intensive
    
    decimation: this is true.  the amusing thing to me is that Obama rose with the new left under Maoism... and China today embraces (in action, not words) Chinese nationalism and rejects Mao
    
    asciilifeform: (suddenly you're going over bezzlar paperwork with magnifying glass)
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform why'd that be required ?
    
    asciilifeform: nm bad reading
    
    asciilifeform dug in ancient engine amidst mosquito clouds, tired
    
    decimation: I'm confused about who the counterparty is
    
    decimation: I assume it's just you with your bitcoin bank right?
    
    asciilifeform: mp has bank now?!
    
    decimation: I'm using "bank" to mean "pile of bitcoin"
    
    mircea_popescu: decimation actually im going to make a fund, so people can buy into it.
    
    mircea_popescu: but otherwise, yes.
    
    decimation: this is kind of a more open-ended version of your berkshire bet?
    
    
    
    assbot: D.BTGO last @0.00000000
    
    mircea_popescu: idem. if anyone wants to see more and they meet the criteria, let me know.
    
    mircea_popescu: decimation not really. berkshire is not a shitstup
    
    decimation: what happens if bitpay dissolves as an entity before a b or c happen?
    
    decimation: shares go to zero value?
    
    mircea_popescu: pretty much
    
    decimation: I guess they are tickets to a show that never happened
    
    mircea_popescu: something like that yea
    
    asciilifeform: 'dead pool' ?
    
    decimation: well, the seller of said tickets will be enriched ... :)
    
    asciilifeform remembers 'fucked company'
    
    decimation: still, to me it seems like you need to get a few of these to "fail" so you can build up a war chest as a credible counterparty
    
    mircea_popescu: decimation why ?
    
    Mats_cd03: how fucking ridiculous
    
    asciilifeform: war chest is there, to everyone's satisfaction, i imagine
    
    decimation: I like bitbet because it's extremely transparent that way
    
    decimation: mats: what is rediculous?
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 604.34, Best ask: 605.46, Bid-ask spread: 1.12000, Last trade: 606.24, 24 hour volume: 5471.59645098, 24 hour low: 599.9, 24 hour high: 616.0, 24 hour vwap: 607.679332574
    
    decimation: it's been racheting up slowly from 500
    
    decimation: !down decimation
    
    Mats_cd03: asks q then leaves while i type response