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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.5927 = 2.9635 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3199 @ 0.00099661 = 3.1882 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13500 @ 0.00099866 = 13.4819 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 298 @ 0.00290012 = 0.8642 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2250 @ 0.00099661 = 2.2424 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1950 @ 0.0000845 = 0.1648 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.58170001 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.58170001 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9900 @ 0.00099661 = 9.8664 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6700 @ 0.00099661 = 6.6773 BTC [-]
benkay: strongcoin?
benkay: i'm impressed by the number of Application Error pages I've encountered surfing strongcoin.com
BingoBoingo: benkay: I thought that was rendered broken and irrelevant last year.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6500 @ 0.00099822 = 6.4884 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5817 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17250 @ 0.00099647 = 17.1891 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7050 @ 0.00099866 = 7.0406 BTC [+]
Namworld: Precious metals are pretty neat
BingoBoingo: Namworld: Actually pretty boring outside of a few niche applications (silver plating your grounding to kick it up a few notches, rhodium plating things to resist corrosion, jewel bearings [in which normal metals because of the crystals they are integrated in become precious or semi precious], and other uses for which precious metals or metal made precious are irreplaceable) Many "rare" earths have more interesting applications th
BingoBoingo: an the precious metals though.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15750 @ 0.00099505 = 15.672 BTC [-]
Namworld: I just meant to hold and to sight
Namworld: For fun, nothing like radioactive element or rare earths
Namworld: I have a bunch of rare earth magnets
Namworld: They're... beyond crazy
Namworld: They just amass even metallic dust and repel some certain fluffs of dust, not sure what's in them
Namworld: traces of graphite like carbon?
BingoBoingo: Namworld: Well, if you have a good smoke detector you have a decent alpha radiation source. If you have a cool watch there's a 50/50 chance you have tritium illumination (tritium is beta emission so the markers are lit by what is essentially wireless electricity). If you wrap the interesting parts of smoke detectors in aluminum foil you can generate a borad spectrum of radiation. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_boy_scout
BingoBoingo: Namworld: If you want bigger rare earth magnets take a trip to the junk yard and price old automatic transmissions (depending on the attitudes of the person running the yard they might let you open the transissions up to just take the magnets).
BingoBoingo: That property you mention of just attracting all of the metallic dust is exactly why they are in there.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14450 @ 0.00099388 = 14.3616 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.5818 = 2.909 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 43 @ 0.00568165 = 0.2443 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 57 @ 0.0056124 = 0.3199 BTC [-]
Namworld: I got small 1/8th of an inch magnets which can hold a ridiculous amount of weight
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 40 @ 0.04999998 = 2 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Namworld: Well, yeah.
BingoBoingo: The big industrial use for silver though is in button cell batteries
BingoBoingo: Silver oxide is the preferred cathode for many uses like watches and hearing aids because of the flat discharge curve.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10500 @ 0.00099505 = 10.448 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.5817 = 3.4902 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.58109999 = 2.3244 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9250 @ 0.00099367 = 9.1914 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 18 @ 0.57991112 = 10.4384 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12000 @ 0.00099217 = 11.906 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.56 = 2.8 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 10000 @ 0.0008823 = 8.823 BTC [-] {19}
BingoBoingo: Huh, Maybe I should have taken some time to pick up some S.MPOE before hitting the post button.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10100 @ 0.00099519 = 10.0514 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8300 @ 0.00099793 = 8.2828 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 779 @ 0.00043 = 0.335 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.00561001 = 0.1403 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.56000001 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.56 = 1.68 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11400 @ 0.00099927 = 11.3917 BTC [+] {3}
pankkake: ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-01-2014#454850 that's why it was perfect for you
gribble: The operation succeeded.
pankkake: bitbet json, nice
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.551 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00549064 = 0.5491 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.57919999 = 2.896 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00565098 = 0.5651 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7150 @ 0.0009999 = 7.1493 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4695 @ 0.00099995 = 4.6948 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.56 = 2.8 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: pankkake: I can't wait for the OpenBSD metadistro that follows the principles elided in the Bash that a hypothetical MP os does.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 39 @ 0.00550001 = 0.2145 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9024 @ 0.0009984 = 9.0096 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8550 @ 0.00099134 = 8.476 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: So... That prize I sweetened the chess tournament pot with... I may have bet most of it on a hockey game that happens tonight/today (depending on timezone)
BingoBoingo: ;;ident BingoBoingo
gribble: Nick 'BingoBoingo', with hostmask 'BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo', is identified as user 'BingoBoingo', with GPG key id 309BB8D7F3251143, key fingerprint ADD7A9A28F85E5EF1F51904F309BB8D7F3251143, and bitcoin address None
BingoBoingo: If I priced risk incorrectly I may become a scamzor.
BingoBoingo: Adjust your love of chess accordingly.
BingoBoingo: By the way, game is Blues versus Rangers, Blues -1.5
BingoBoingo: I am working on strategies where such shit might not be necessary, but... So long as getting plastered on IRC is so close to getting drunk at the bar and getting my dick sucked... these sorts of advisories might be necessary from time to time.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.55709999 = 5.571 BTC [-] {5}
BingoBoingo: That announcement came because motherfuckers I don't price fucking safety. Bitches, I price Risk!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.55019999 = 2.2008 BTC [-] {4}
BingoBoingo: ;;laser
gribble: Error: "laser" is not a valid command.
BingoBoingo: ;;lasers
gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.55000001 BTC [-]
ozbot: The Push Up Muscle Shirt | The Flattering Man
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6470 @ 0.0009919 = 6.4176 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 66 @ 0.00537025 = 0.3544 BTC [-] {4}
BingoBoingo: I have seen worse jurov
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 29 @ 0.00536001 = 0.1554 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 22 @ 0.005334 = 0.1173 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 569 @ 0.00517189 = 2.9428 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 26 @ 0.00408522 = 0.1062 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.55 = 2.75 BTC [-] {3}
davout: g/clear
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 4 @ 0.02588999 = 0.1036 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6250 @ 0.00099157 = 6.1973 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15500 @ 0.00099063 = 15.3548 BTC [-] {3}
deanclkclk: anyone around?
deanclkclk: I need to ask a question
deanclkclk: re an exchange and USD / cryto trading pairs
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 46 @ 0.00299999 = 0.138 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 117 @ 0.003 = 0.351 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1000 @ 0.003 = 3 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 49 @ 0.003 = 0.147 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.55 = 2.75 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 56 @ 0.00302 = 0.1691 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 34 @ 0.00303294 = 0.1031 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.55 = 1.65 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.0246 = 0.1476 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.04999998 = 0.15 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.57798799 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11649 @ 0.00098999 = 11.5324 BTC [-] {2}
KRS1: anyone know this chick?
KRS1: <BitcoinGirlChey> Interview with me and CEO of Bitstamp - 7 pages in SLovenian magazine for personal Finance. Also supplied link to first page.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4000 @ 0.00099243 = 3.9697 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1300 @ 0.0009899 = 1.2869 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 27 @ 0.04999998 = 1.35 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 18 @ 0.58641666 = 10.5555 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.0055 = 0.11 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.0054999 = 0.22 BTC [-]
jurov: lol that log today
jurov: i knew there are some girls around
jurov: but some half decent fag for me? never...
jurov: all we get are cases like dandan :/
KRS1: such log. wow.
kakobrekla: KRS1 no but nejc is a fuckin scammer.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11789 @ 0.00099263 = 11.7021 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4455 @ 0.00099416 = 4.429 BTC [+]
pankkake: I'm losing track of the 2.0s
pankkake: "keep the mining process even and fair" lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10150 @ 0.00099147 = 10.0634 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4150 @ 0.00099416 = 4.1258 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6544 @ 0.00099147 = 6.4882 BTC [-]
jurov: ha
kakobrekla: no, u a ho.
ozbot: Ludacris - Yous A Hoe (with lyrics) - YouTube
KRS1: There you Hoe again
mircea_popescu: pankkake haha myeah, something like that
mircea_popescu: you ready to rumble ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 30 @ 0.005 = 0.15 BTC
kakobrekla: 2 mil eh, whats that gonna do you
ozbot: 1789546951.05324 | Next Diff in 173 blocks | Estimated Change: 21.5480% in 0d 22h 36m 26s
kakobrekla: call me when theres 20.
mircea_popescu: who keeps adding all these banner ads on bitbet, it's confusing me
pankkake: funny thing I don't see the images with adblock but the grey spaces are here
pankkake: what is this directbet thing? legit?
mircea_popescu: never heard of it
mircea_popescu: anyone know what spetzl are ?
kakobrekla: pankkake no idea
carpet: this btc difficulty bet bringing in some nice cash
carpet: create one for LTC, i will bet on it
nubbins`: what's ltc
mircea_popescu: the way bitbet worked so far is quite instructive : had like 1k btc bet per month. then btc went 10x in usd, so bitbet bets halved.
pankkake: there are ltc diff bets already I think
mircea_popescu: halving is not /10, but anyway people were all "o, it dropped"
mircea_popescu: now it cauight up.
carpet: couldn't see any ltc bets there
mircea_popescu: previous month, bitbet made 20 btc out of some idiot's donation
mircea_popescu: THIS month it will make like 25+ btc, out of actual fees.
mircea_popescu: it just keeps catching up to things.
pankkake: with reflink cause I'm a ho
mircea_popescu: best women are hos.
nubbins`: actual fees are a healthier revenue stream, so there's thatr
nubbins`: *that
carpet: and what is diff if 200GH added within next 6months?
mircea_popescu: carpet there's a 14bn july 14 bet
carpet: mircea_popescu: this is for LTC.
carpet: I mean. and yes, also mean GH not MH
mircea_popescu: http://bitcoin.sipa.be/ << that's roughly the th/difficulty relation there. i suppose it's the same for ltc
mircea_popescu: 10Ph/s ~= 1.5 bn diff.
mircea_popescu: so 10Gh/s ~= 1500 diff
carpet: 72,130 ~= 3,998 diff
carpet: ltc
carpet: 72,130mh that is
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6350 @ 0.00099385 = 6.3109 BTC [+]
carpet: I would like to bet more than 100GH added
mircea_popescu: so make a bet.
ozbot: BitBet - Litecoin difficulty to top 5K before May
carpet: mircea_popescu: suppose, but to put in perspective again
carpet: current hashrate: 72,130 MH/s, I am betting 100+ *GH* added
kakobrekla: say what
ozbot: Litecoin Difficulty and Hashrate Chart - BitcoinWisdom
lippoper: you're betting on those chinese scrypt asic guys to deliver
mircea_popescu: carpet i see. so make your own bet, zeroconf it, you're bound to see some action.
carpet: mircea_popescu: will do later probably
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.04999998 = 0.4 BTC [+]
carpet: yes buy my cheap shares
mircea_popescu: so most read trilema articles by the influx of new people from all the media ? mpoe-pr in the swamp antology, why i suspect schneier is a govt agent and the romanian language guide on cock sucking.
mircea_popescu: diverse interests, these people.
carpet: i had searched romanian cock suckers and found your wonderful blog
carpet: I clicked blindly few links and hit a paywall
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20750 @ 0.00099466 = 20.6392 BTC [+] {4}
jurov: i had searched romanian cock suckers <<< why?
mircea_popescu: apparently it's a topic of interest.
carpet: oops
mircea_popescu: her... partner's ?!
Azelphur: getting a bit excited there are we?
mircea_popescu: what';s this, mlm porn ?
carpet: mircea_popescu: partner. sorry
carpet: Hot blond maid is on her knees and sucking old man's rock hard ..
mircea_popescu: she's probably from kansas.
carpet: but we're not in kansas anymore we're in romania
KRS1: she talks funny, i think she might be somalian
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.04999998 = 1.5 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.00086998 = 0.87 BTC [-]
rattaTATtatblamp: merged mining for all teh coinz!
rattaTATtatblamp: Vitalik won't rest til one of his inventions takes
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.04999998 = 1 BTC [+]
KRS1: This place is turning into a .99 cent donut shop circus
KRS1: the kind of cafe without servers, just vending machines and sales people
mircea_popescu: the us you mean ?
carpet: what's difference between servers and sales people?
KRS1: ya
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 910 @ 0.00086998 = 0.7917 BTC [-] {2}
KRS1: As far as Circuses go, figuratively, the US is putting on the best show on earth, the earth has ever seen.
mircea_popescu: in its own estimation.
KRS1: I'm thinking about bailing to New Zealand. Maybe an island nation is a good choice.
KRS1: I recently heard of these huge detention camps being built here.
kakobrekla: travel around first before you settle
KRS1: seems like good advice
mircea_popescu: kako speaks truth.
blg: KRS1: i'm moving to ecuador in the summer
KRS1: For what, to grow bananas?
mircea_popescu: to pick them
blg: cheap living
blg: learn spanish
KRS1: Yeah I heard its cheap to live there, meaning you can live very well.
blg: yeah
KRS1: The thing is if you own any land and expect to make money on it, you will have to pay off the columbians.
blg: also tax breaks for living outside the US
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 45 @ 0.04999998 = 2.25 BTC [+]
blg: that would make sense if i were in columbia
KRS1: I know a guy who owns a banana farm there.
blg: in ecuador?
KRS1: yeah they leave him alone as long as he makes payments for them to 'protect' his land.
jurov: carpet: salespeople won't bring you the caffee, just take the money
jurov: and you have to serve yourself
jurov: or you never were in a cafeteria where they brought you stuff (well, I can see it's possible in the US)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 43 @ 0.003 = 0.129 BTC [-]
KRS1: Yes in certain venues there are cafe's with just machines where you sit under ridiculously intense fluorescent light and are bombarded with advertisements.
KRS1: The coffee is horrible and the places usually stink.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02603353 = 0.1302 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: TigerDirect.com - Electronics, Tablets, Phones, Office Supplies & Video Games
KRS1: check that out bitches
nubbins`: oh wow
nubbins`: almost makes you wish you didn't have mountains of btc so you could buy in all over again
pankkake: well, I don't have mountains of btc :(
mircea_popescu: so buy in all over again.
nubbins`: hype 3.0
nubbins`: 1500, 2k maybe this time?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7300 @ 0.00099147 = 7.2377 BTC [-]
KRS1: nubbins` highly doubt that
rattaTATtatblamp: we'll need to wait til around march 1st before the next bubble begins
rattaTATtatblamp: any rally now will probably deflate
TomServo: What happens in March?
rbonestell: mircea_popescu: Saw the wired.com article, props man.
rattaTATtatblamp: the wired article was indeed awesome to see
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.57999332 = 3.48 BTC [-] {3}
rattaTATtatblamp: pic was so great
rattaTATtatblamp: i was jelly
pankkake: TomServo: Tits and Ass
mircea_popescu: so go to san antonio, sit on the riverwalk and have your pic taken
rattaTATtatblamp: i just mean in context
pizzaman1337: it's the pose that makes the pic
rattaTATtatblamp: it just oozed 'fuck what you think'
rbonestell: hahaha
rattaTATtatblamp: i'm in Sacramento now, much nicer than San Fran
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 457 @ 0.00290041 = 1.3255 BTC [-] {11}
quellhorst: rattaTATtatblamp: how so?
rattaTATtatblamp: why is Sac better? or?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 700 @ 0.00099147 = 0.694 BTC [-]
quellhorst: rattaTATtatblamp: yeah, why is sac better
rattaTATtatblamp: well, SF is beat up, filled with bad areas, the traffic is a mess, and meanwhile residents wanna complain about gentrification
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quellhorst: anyone in the usa who uses bitstamp? curious how you get money to them
rattaTATtatblamp: the people moving in dont even work in SF ta boot
quellhorst: money to/from bitstamp
rattaTATtatblamp: public transit is a bit of a mess too
rattaTATtatblamp: Sacremento is much cleaner, more spaciously laid out, it's like night and day really
quellhorst: rattaTATtatblamp: do you work in tech?
kyledrake: quellhorst wire transfer
rattaTATtatblamp: i work in bitcoin
quellhorst: rattaTATtatblamp: mining or something else?
rattaTATtatblamp: something else
rattaTATtatblamp: <--- ThickAsThieves
rattaTATtatblamp: if you dont know the name i wont be offended :)
quellhorst: don't know
rbonestell: TAT Investments.
the20year: how many shares does AM have outstanding?
rattaTATtatblamp: there are 400k shares, at least 235k are held by Bitfountain
rattaTATtatblamp: the rest are potentially public
mircea_popescu: rattaTATtatblamp did you lose your key or what ?
rattaTATtatblamp: i just have my auth'd account signed in at home
rattaTATtatblamp: i can auth if needed for anything
rattaTATtatblamp: just online to work on AM1/Am100 divs and xfers for the week
rattaTATtatblamp: shouldnt be much longer
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3766 @ 0.00099226 = 3.7369 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2706 @ 0.00099147 = 2.6829 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40000 @ 0.0009929 = 39.716 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0497 = 0.2485 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 100 @ 0.005 = 0.5 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21450 @ 0.00099618 = 21.3681 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: биткоин-стартап
mircea_popescu: aka bitcoin-startap
rattaTATtatblamp: mpoe gonna hit 1 or what?
mircea_popescu: seems awfully shy s ofar.
rattaTATtatblamp: litecoin diff about to fall 20%?
mircea_popescu: some guy was wanting to bet on the opposite.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5129 @ 0.00099618 = 5.1094 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 3 @ 0.04001 = 0.12 BTC [-] {2}
carpet: yes ltc diff falling now, but will still happy to bet
mircea_popescu: so make it.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10600 @ 0.00099208 = 10.516 BTC [-] {3}
carpet: is some of s.mpoe trade artificial?
mircea_popescu: so they say.
carpet: I would say it but then again never looked
carpet: coinbr is only broker?
mircea_popescu: so far the only website thing yea
carpet: i guess vast majority of bitcoin userspace cannot into mpex
mircea_popescu: how you reason ?
carpet: does evidence suggest otherwise/
benkay: vast majority of humans are broke and fukken stoopid
carpet: I'm one of those
benkay: trivial conclusion: nobody can even in2 mpex
mircea_popescu: so wait, there's a giant teapot somewhere in space because "does evidence suggest otherwise/" ?
carpet: besides when there is offerings like this https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=426352.0
benkay: amazing offering
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
carpet: I think I clicked on mpex some years back and thought what is this i don't even
benkay: here carpet i have another offering: http://i.imgur.com/cgnN8DN.jpg
carpet: you know, I knew it would be a picture of a shit before it finished loading
pankkake: I was expecting a doge :(
mircea_popescu: maybe its a dogeturd
ozbot: ASICMINER: Entering the Future of ASIC Mining by Inventing It
carpet: "New to the thread. I am a data center guy. I know containers and sold one to NASA in 2009"
carpet: this is a man who know his containers
benkay: sounds like knowing a thing is a scam and throwing down anyways
benkay: now i give you:
benkay: .bait
benkay: and you know it's great, but you can't click 'cause you're at work or something
benkay: this is the mpex situation precisely.
mircea_popescu: two tits ?!
ozbot: Shadertoy BETA
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 200 @ 0.005 = 1 BTC
ozbot: Bitcoin Now Accepted at TigerDirect.com
KRS1: .bait
KRS1: there are TWO tits.
pankkake: an acceptable number
pankkake: .bait
pankkake: .bait
pankkake: more slutty but not more better
KRS1: .bait
pankkake: I like
ozbot: The Push Up Muscle Shirt | The Flattering Man
benkay: mind the virality
nubbins`: TA stuff?
benkay: thickasthieves would smell as sweet
carpet: ta technical analysis
pankkake: Tits and Ass, or Totally Awesome
nubbins`: you guise :(
lippoper: That Ass n Titties
nubbins`: #bitcoin-assets, where serious people discuss serious things, seriously
mircea_popescu: all the time.
nubbins`: mp, any rumblings from eulora devs lately?
mircea_popescu: a new version has been being packaged for the past week or so.
nubbins`: oh, fun
nubbins`: will likely take a stab at compiling for osx
mircea_popescu: that's cool.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31423 @ 0.00099575 = 31.2895 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13177 @ 0.00099751 = 13.1442 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.54801538 = 1.096 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] [PAID] 0.82078007 BTC to 324`419 shares, 253 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.54801438 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.54800915 = 1.096 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.54776934 = 1.6433 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 36 @ 0.00530009 = 0.1908 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 29 @ 0.0052 = 0.1508 BTC [-]
pankkake: ah, now the panic sell can begin!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] [PAID] 4.95916275 BTC to 18`605 shares, 26655 satoshi per share
mircea_popescu: some news or anything ?
pankkake: no news low dividend
Duffer1: wasn't gen 3 only announced a few days ago?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 27 @ 0.0051721 = 0.1396 BTC [-]
pankkake: supposed tapeout or whatever
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2850 @ 0.00099796 = 2.8442 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.5470003 = 1.641 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 36 @ 0.00520069 = 0.1872 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.5462 = 2.1848 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.5470003 = 2.188 BTC [+]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.546 = 2.184 BTC [-]
Namworld: "The water drops are so tiny they don't have any moisture in them;" Pretty sure they meant negligible moisture
benkay: no wet in that thar water
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 499 @ 0.00517109 = 2.5804 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.546 = 2.73 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00517 = 0.517 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11300 @ 0.0009987 = 11.2853 BTC [+] {2}
Apocalyptic: hey mircea_popescu, what's your thoughts about https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=428777.0;topicseen ?
Apocalyptic: " The Payment Protocol to replace addresses. Supports refunds, memos, receipts, proof-of-purchase, and digital signature.
Apocalyptic: " derp
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 83 @ 0.02627736 = 2.181 BTC [+] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.546 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5470003 = 1.094 BTC [+]
pankkake: lol proof of passport… well, mike hearn
Apocalyptic: pankkake, oh yeah that too
Apocalyptic: sounds utterly legit
pankkake: HD wallets are great (though mostly brought by alt clients), payment protocol looks somewhat nice
deadweasel: water doesn't get wet until it sees me
Apocalyptic: " payment protocol looks somewhat nice" in before the refund system will become PP-like
Apocalyptic: seriously wtf is wrong with addresses and the current payment system
deadweasel: the problem is they aren't making money off of it... YET.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5470003 = 1.094 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 207 @ 0.00086105 = 0.1782 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.04999998 = 0.15 BTC [+]
pankkake: the only issue with the PP is the usage of CAs really
Apocalyptic: ? was talking about Paypal
Apocalyptic: like you know 40 days later buyer chargebacks
benkay: is hearn smart enough to be an nsa employee?
pankkake: oh, I meant PP as Payment protocol, but I understood your PP as Paypal :)
Apocalyptic: <deadweasel> the problem is they aren't making money off of it... YET. << must be it
pankkake: benkay: you mean dumb enough?
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic derp.
mircea_popescu: benkay hearn is basically a paper pusher.
mircea_popescu: he's been a gofer boy at google for a while, iirc he got the boot at some point, desperately looking for a new gig.
mircea_popescu: ideally BingoBoingo hires him to do webcam.
ozbot: Proof of Passport Requirement -- What's ahead for Bitcoin : Bitcoin
carpet: ...
Apocalyptic: <mircea_popescu> ideally BingoBoingo hires him to do webcam. // heh
pankkake: since someone complained about the lack of serious discussions; what is the best place to trade doge/btc?
mircea_popescu: such place ?
pankkake: much hope very profit
carpet: pankkake: there is only one, bter
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.04999998 = 0.5 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5470003 BTC [+]
lippoper: Have you guys seen Litecoin's network hash rate?
lippoper: it's dropping like a stone
benkay: any theses to share, lippoper?
carpet: multipools, coin choosers mining doge
carpet: and farm switch off for 6 days
Apocalyptic: "coin choosers mining doge" << this moslty
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 17 @ 0.026581 = 0.4519 BTC [+]
lippoper: well I know why
lippoper: 1 - LTC not profitable mining with GPUs
lippoper: 2 - ASIC scrypt miners are being delivered
lippoper: 3 - DOGE
benkay: if 2 diff would be increasing
carpet: benkay, except they are not mining LTC
lippoper: supposedly, they are putting the ASIC scrypt miners on middlecoin.com
Apocalyptic: pretty much, it's mostly 3 whatever you guys are thinking
lippoper: and 1
carpet: other guy running on FTC
lippoper: LTC if profitable, the margin is razor thin
lippoper: check coinwarz.com
benkay: have these scrypt miners actually been delivered?
lippoper: some yes
carpet: benkay: I have had dev board for more than 3 weeks
lippoper: supposedly over 100GH/s
lippoper: yes in scrypt
carpet: nope, not 100GH yet this is in tape-out
benkay: whose operation?
carpet: same guy who own one of largest mining pool currently
benkay: goodness
benkay: last summer I heard an individual claiming that scrypt asics would need memory "from here to that wall!" and so were 'asic-proof'.
benkay: this gentleman builds houses, and was supposedly heating his own with a litecoin gpu rig.
benkay: couldn't quite figure how a carpenter had learned so much about IC design as to have useful opinions on the topic...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5470003 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15000 @ 0.00099493 = 14.924 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: benkay internet.
Apocalyptic: it's like everyone in the trollbox is a financial asset manager
benkay: i'm going to take that to mean because the internet is a ghetto, carpenters are IC engineers now.
benkay: not that he effectively taught himself the fab stack since the beginning of bitcoin
mircea_popescu: benkay or because the internet is free as in beer, everyone's drunk as in, blind.
benkay: there's some parallel there with GUI toolchains.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.5456 = 2.728 BTC [-]
benkay: because you can do 80% of the things you'd want to do by pressing buttons someone else put on the screen for you, you never learn to actually make computers do things.
mircea_popescu: besides, "carpenter" is racist.
mircea_popescu: im sure the guy's a special not a carpenter.
carpet: I am a carpeter
mircea_popescu: also adragon&anhero. cool stuff.
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lippoper: "But I did make my computer do something for me, I clicked that button!"
mircea_popescu: hmm will need more context this.
nubbins`: cellulose engineer
pankkake: in theory scrypt requires many memories but the litecoin devs didn't understand scrypt
mircea_popescu: nubbins` "in a transitional phase right now"-er
nubbins`: freelance
mircea_popescu: meanwhile behind the iron curtain, ukraine just became korea.
nubbins`: hardly hitting the news here
mircea_popescu: it is illegal now to drive in a column longer than five cars.
pankkake: which korea?
mircea_popescu: it is further illegal to collect "any information" on teh police, judges etc.
mircea_popescu: pankkake the bad one.
benkay: have the north koreans discovered bitcoin yet?
nubbins`: which one's the bad one?
Duffer1: north
nubbins`: but i've only ever seen busloads of riot police in south korea
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu Apocalyptic: I dunno if Hearn can be interesting for long enough to do webcam
nubbins`: (south koreans know how to riot)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 171 @ 0.00087648 = 0.1499 BTC [+] {4}
nubbins`: ukraine's had a tough go of it
lippoper: 235 satoshi doges
Apocalyptic: <mircea_popescu> it is illegal now to drive in a column longer than five cars. // what
mircea_popescu: well yeah.
mircea_popescu: there, have the whole thing
nubbins`: south korea
nubbins`: south korea
lippoper: that was my local college
Duffer1: still rather live there than north korea :P
nubbins`: south korea
nubbins`: oh, me too :D
nubbins`: the internet is so fast.
nubbins`: and the food, oh the food
lippoper: the guy bandaged his hands after punching 10 police officers really hard
lippoper: so they beat the sh@#$ out of him with a stick
lippoper: that's their police issued standard beating stick
lippoper: much normal
lippoper: very occasion
nubbins`: you're just making stuff up
lippoper: so mircea, you were on the news recently, thanks for donating to BSD
mircea_popescu: dun mention it.
lippoper: some anonymous romanian bitcoin millionaire you are!
nubbins`: anyway, south korean riots are interesting things due to the compulsory military service
dub: did they take the money?
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mircea_popescu: dub how do you mean "take it" ?
nubbins`: consider a riot where all protesters and all police have blackbelts in taekwondo.
lippoper: yeah they accepted the bitcoins
mircea_popescu: nubbins` pretty epic mass karate dancing
jurov: <3 dominika
mircea_popescu: jurov yeah but ;/
lippoper: i like how she's laying there and stretching
nubbins`: mircea_popescu it generally descends into tear gas and long bamboo whipping poles
lippoper: i didn't a word
nubbins`: and too few roundhouse kicks
lippoper: nice article
carpet: If everyone could just have a few glasses of wine
carpet: or wear the sumo suits and boxing gloves
mircea_popescu: or get blowjobs
nubbins`: yeah, alcohol should solve things
carpet: and when everyones tired first to give up
carpet: or blowjobs.
carpet: yes
carpet: then its over
mircea_popescu: i never understood this, by the way. riot police ? it'd be cheaper to just round all the hookers in town with orders to suck everyone off.
nubbins`: i tell you, legalizing marijuana would put a halt to all this
Apocalyptic: <jurov> <3 dominika // <3
nubbins`: "the protesters then petted a happy cat they found, and wandered off in search of food"
carpet: stop the violence, we need a hooker breeding program and reward system
nubbins`: couple years ago i witnessed the local police force training their horses
carpet: nubbins: lol, that would be the reality
mircea_popescu: carpet you mean like... youtube ? tumblr ? etc ?
nubbins`: they staged a mock riot
carpet: certainly is better than disney
nubbins`: lots of noise, firecrackers, sticks and trash can lids, etc
nubbins`: was quite the spectacle in this sleepy city
ozbot: midoridrops comments on Proof of Passport Requirement -- What's ahead for Bitcoin
carpet: is this guy trolling
Apocalyptic: carpet, no it's for real
carpet: ops rhetorical
dub: that'll be a problem for muricans
lippoper: bubble doges
dub: none of them have passports
carpet: i put 7btc doge for sale at 297, price went to 298 order not filled
carpet: now I'm a bagholder
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7672 @ 0.00099493 = 7.6331 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 43 @ 0.53949999 = 23.1985 BTC [-] {6}
Apocalyptic: carpet, cause you trade on scam exchanges
carpet: not sure how that can even happen, shitty exchanges
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16765 @ 0.00099521 = 16.6847 BTC [+]
carpet: who here trades on mpex?
dub: I herd it was the biggest scam ever
mircea_popescu: only assbot
carpet: i herd lots of interesting thing from fountain of gossip that is bitcointalk securities subsection
Namworld: I haven't in a while
carpet: I wondered if I should take some time to learn
Namworld: I do have an account tho
carpet: it will take me about 6hours or more
KRS1: carpet why are you even fucking with that
mircea_popescu: i don't think the screams in the sanitarium qualify as gossip
KRS1: its not the exchange dude
carpet: KRS1: what do you mean?
nubbins`: ;;ud santorum
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum&defid=942955 | 1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: santorum
KRS1: carpet do you know anything at all about trading?
carpet: mental institiution
mircea_popescu: sanitarium not santorum
nubbins`: i know ;(
KRS1: nobody in their right mind would throw 7 btc at doggie coin
KRS1: so wtf are you doing?
nubbins`: lel someone bought 7btc of doge?
carpet: KRS1: doge coin is a pile of shit pumped by 14 year olds with spare gpu
nubbins`: i don't even
carpet: and 4channers
carpet: but I have made more than 13 btc from few clicks who can complain
KRS1: virtual currency is a sesspool i tell ya
nubbins`: you can complain
nubbins`: you did earlier
nubbins`: (13-7=6)
carpet: I'm not complain, can wait and order will be filled
KRS1: lol
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KRS1: carpet: if you dont know much about trading, the forces that be will relieve you of your coin til you can't trade anymore. problem solved.
lippoper: everyone is throwing btc at doges right now
carpet: KRS1: despite being lazy&stupid I'm at net gain in past years
nubbins`: HEH, i was on the news this evening and i missed it
carpet: I'm just wondering whether to take time to investigate mpex cause I know most look, blank stare and leave
benkay: nope
benkay: it's a scam
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 38 @ 0.00298999 = 0.1136 BTC [+]
benkay: in other interesting news, datomic can now perform schema transformations without taking down a database in flight
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KRS1: ya you are right, invest what you can in doge coin its a great investment!
lippoper: it is
lippoper: i'd sell your sister for dogecoin
carpet: KRS1: this is a problem, because you say sarcastically it's a great investment
carpet: but when you make money on it, it is a great investment
benkay: ;;later tell mjr you're going to burning man this year?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
lippoper: hypocrite alert
KRS1: No, I'm saying I'm wrong all along about doge coin, it really is a great investment. Hold on to it and watch it grow.,
carpet: everybody know dogecoin is shit, doesn't mean you cannot earn from it
lippoper: ;;later tell KRS1 dogecoins are where it's at!
gribble: The operation succeeded.
nubbins`: just because you can make money on a scam doesn't make it a great investment
carpet: sure it does
carpet: just not stable or ethical
carpet: if you value those
Apocalyptic: you would agree with goat right here
KRS1: love how these noobs tell me where the fuck its at
lippoper: a great investment is anything that I get to walk away with more money than I walked in with
carpet: there you go
lippoper: love how KRS1 takes this stuff so personally
carpet: KRS1: when did you get started with bitcoin?
benkay: oh its a bitcoin age competition
KRS1: Nah, I'm cool
lippoper: there's no denying that DOGEcoin is CURRENTLY the biggest fad/thing/ going on
KRS1: I'm not taking anything personally.
lippoper: talk about VOLUME
Apocalyptic: <lippoper> a great investment is anything that I get to walk away with more money than I walked in with // so if you pull a scam it's great investement amirite
dub: he started 8" ago
benkay: ended balls deep
lippoper: I still have a moral compass, but by definition, a successful investment is measured by net profit only.
carpet: yes, where is the problem here. it is simple stuff
KRS1: The noobs got it right..doggie is the shit.
benkay: lippoper: dogecoin 24 hour volume, 5.26M
benkay: lippoper: bitcoin 24 hr volume, 15 million
lippoper: That's why Firestone decided that saving 50cents a tire was a great deal. When they started blowing up, well that's ok, they had funds set aside for that and it was less than their net profit.
benkay: 15.8, but whatever.
carpet: who can call other noobs by what measurement
dub: the volume of your mothers moans
benkay: the volume of dick i've slid into her
mircea_popescu: benkay dogecoin selftrade : 90%.
KRS1: carpet by the measurement that lippoper constantly asks me questions about basic shit without doing his own research then tries to preach shit back to me like he knows wtf he is talking about
lippoper: KRS1 told me about dogecoins
lippoper: and how great of an investment they would be
lippoper: he's just sour he sold them early
mircea_popescu: pankkake i want my imuntitty back1
benkay: pankkake: we'd need a rota for that
carpet: I really don't understand where problem is, you turn say 1btc into 3.
lippoper: such amaze
KRS1: lippoper i also told you i bought a bunch of other alt coins and got out of them completely jackass
KRS1: such ignorance
lippoper: i remember that
pankkake: dogecoin isn't fundamentally different than other altcoins
KRS1: they are a risk
pankkake: they're all shit
lippoper: i don't know why you mad
KRS1: im not mad fool
lippoper: arent' tehy all risk?
lippoper: even bitcoin
pankkake: I just hope dogecoin makes litecoiners butthurt
KRS1: this conversation is stupid at this point..i'm out.
carpet: I had sold my litecoin i 2011, and look at price now
carpet: ludicrous
benkay: .bait
benkay: oh yeah
benkay: .bait
mircea_popescu: bitcoin is bisque
carpet: why is it only blondes
carpet: .bait
nubbins`: it's almost like people value litecoin and dogecoin equally
nubbins`: totally still the silver to bitcoin's gold tho
pankkake: more people know about dogecoin than litecoin
pankkake: at least doge isn't based on false economic principles
pankkake: it's based on lulz, which has value!
carpet: remember before ltc was fairbrix, tenebrix
benkay: cave early applies doubly to litecoin
benkay: quadruply to doge
benkay: somethin geometric there
carpet: geist gold or some other shit
nubbins`: so i'm looking after a relative's house while he's out of the country
nubbins`: he previously had hired some university kid to do it
carpet: nubbins: go into his sock drawer
carpet: and report back
nubbins`: deal was the kid checks on the house once a day, makes sure no leaks/mice/breakins/etc
nubbins`: kid shows up TWICE in december
nubbins`: trip 2, he can be seen on the cameras walking back and forth on the snowy deck 6-7 times to give the appearance of many visits
nubbins`: i lel'd
dub: lel
dub: we hired a cat sitter over xmas
dub: cat is 18 years old
nubbins`: that's old!
dub: newcat in neighbourhood
carpet: has to be 18 year old to work full time
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 31 @ 0.02675482 = 0.8294 BTC [+] {4}
dub: oldcat decides that shitting outside is too scary with newcat around
dub: cat sitter dealswithit
nubbins`: our cat is 13 now
dub: now I educate newcat with bb gun when
dub: ..opportunity arises
nubbins`: ah, i like throwing water
nubbins`: we leave the back door open on hot days, once a strange cat came in and started eating pinki's food :(
dub: yeah mrsdub found newcat inside yesterday
nubbins`: no good
dub: may need to escalate bb to paintball
dub: or speargun..
nubbins`: just spray bobcat piss around
nubbins`: you can buy it places
dub: tried all manner of cat repellant scam
nubbins`: cats fear it
mircea_popescu: why not just shoot oldcat, get newcat instead ?
mircea_popescu: that's what global warming would do!
dub: scammers take note, when bitcoin is bled dry start on pet accessories
nubbins`: scumbag global warming ;(
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.532 = 2.128 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: hm, tourette's hooker neighbour has a new tic today
nubbins`: she's shrieking "FAGGOT!" in a thin, high-pitched voice
mircea_popescu: so i log into my rift girly for the first time in a few days
dub: you should really stream this
mircea_popescu: 800 plat worth of shit sold. i am rich!
carpet: what's a rift girly?
dub: touretteswhore.com
nubbins`: dub nah i try not to focus on it
dub: touretteswhorenextdoor.com
BingoBoingo: Why actually "get" cat. Just leave tins of food outside and eventually you'll have a feral or 12 hanging around taking care of mice outside of the home, which is the best place for mice to die.
dub: monetize that bitch
dub: BingoBoingo: i try not to encourage the latent crazy cat lady in mrsdub
carpet: oh thought it was oculus rift for a second
BingoBoingo: dub: I imagine it is fine if you keep them outside. Maybe one day if there are too many drug the lot of them and drop them off at the vet to get snipped and released back into the wild.
dub: when 18y/o cat is dead I don't want another one
dub: cats are kinda shit
BingoBoingo: I could never tolerate an indoor cat. The piss smell is too rank and I don't have toxoplasmosis.
dub: until cat turned 18 she knew how to use cat door to piss outside
BingoBoingo: Eh, in this neighborhood leaving a beloved pet outside overnight is a poor idea. Too many coyotes and foxes.
dub: jesus
BingoBoingo: Also racoons and groundhogs
dub: coons raping ur cat
lippoper: those coon/cat hybrids are gnarly
lippoper: they have that weird hunchback
BingoBoingo: Seriously though encountering coyotes is one of my favorite parts of late night/early morning walks.
dub: yeah, hide your purple drank
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02799834 = 0.224 BTC [+] {2}
dub: worst we have around here are french bulldogs and chiuhuawa
dub: and other such hipster handbag pets
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 14 @ 0.02799834 = 0.392 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 7 @ 0.02799834 = 0.196 BTC [+]
Namworld: those sound too mainstream for hipsters
BingoBoingo: Handling coyotes is easy. You growl and chase them away from whatever dumpster they were raiding and then piss on the dumpster to remind them it is a human dumpster. Then as you walk away flip the coyotes double middle fingers.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo sounds like it also helps dating.
dub: like a chinese speed skater
dub: or perhaps dutch
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, some things are better with a bit of mystery.
truffles: how much longer do u think ur cat has dub?
dub: dunno she's still pretty spry
carpet: your cat has less than 45 minutes on clock
BingoBoingo: How the fuck did they get disqualified for that.
carpet: better to go and cuddle with this cat right now
truffles: how did u make it stop going places u dont want it to
carpet: truffles you can affix a lead
carpet: or harness
truffles: my cat will figure out how to escape
dub: its a cat it does whatever the fuck it likes
carpet: I can draw a line using salt or other condiment around my cat
truffles: so frustrating!
carpet: it knows not to step outside, or it thinks it is not possible
dub: tip: your cat is retarded
carpet: so just a circle whilst I am at work, the cat will stay inside
truffles: lemon on door handles seemed to work a while
truffles: not good for humans
carpet: but problem is, I'm using too much salt
truffles: tv show my cat from hell had good ideas
truffles: squirt water when cat approach
truffles: i forget how
carpet: PORTLAND, OR—Saying that she just wanted a little time to relax and “not even think about” confining gender stereotypes, local health care industry consultant Natalie Jenkins reportedly took a 30-minute break from being a feminist last night to kick back and enjoy a television program.
carpet: Jenkins, 29, told reporters that after a long and tiring day at her office, all she wanted to do was return home, sit down on her couch, turn on an episode of the TLC reality show Say Yes To The Dress, and treat herself to a brief half hour in which she could look past all the various and near constant ways popular culture undermines the progress of women.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 75 @ 0.003002 = 0.2252 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: Srs competition is supposed to be intense. The loser is supposed to be humiliated. A large part of why baseball is the better sport than handegg is that actual premeditated violence on the field is sanction to enforce proper levels of humiliation, as opposed to all of the violence in handegg which happens to just merely be incidental to gameplay and futher humiliation is discouraged because "Distraction from the game"
truffles: tldr ppl
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 139 @ 0.00290108 = 0.4033 BTC [-] {5}
BingoBoingo: truffles: tldr is the best reads though
pankkake: wrong
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00290027 = 0.29 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 835 @ 0.00099521 = 0.831 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: truffles: I will offer you 0.005 BTC if you pick up a copy of the Critik der reinen Vernunft and produce two single spaced print pages worth of text answering "Do the expressions “synthesis of apprehension in intuition,” “synthesis of reproduction in imagination,” and “synthesis of recognition in a concept” name three different syntheses or are these names for one synthesis?"
BingoBoingo: That exercise might teach you to appreciate Tldr;
truffles: i just tldred that
truffles: .005 btc is a motivator these days?
BingoBoingo: You also won't need to read the whole text to answer the question. It can be answered in the Transcendental Analytic.
BingoBoingo: truffles: You'd be surprised what can buy a buttcoin nowadays
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 107 @ 0.00290026 = 0.3103 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 125 @ 0.00290005 = 0.3625 BTC [-] {2}
truffles: rather play timed match against u
BingoBoingo: Back in the July of $80 dollar BTC .25 BTC was the going market value, down from 10 BTC when MP bought one.
BingoBoingo: truffles: What time control?
truffles: 10:0
truffles: can do 5:0 if want
Apocalyptic: I feel like playing some chess too
BingoBoingo: No, I don't enjoy playing games under G/30
truffles: havent u gotten enough beatings Apocalyptic :D
truffles: ure way too slow dude
Apocalyptic: heh truffles, i'm gonna crush you
mircea_popescu: yeah hows that chess championshp coming along ?
BingoBoingo: Speed kills a lot of the beauty in the game
truffles: wah no wai
truffles: speed is the skill
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: We still need nubbins` to start playing.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.530375 = 4.243 BTC [-] {2}
lippoper: say what you will about dogecoin, their chat room and website are just the lulz
truffles: he's afraid of makign a move ldo
BingoBoingo: Right now it is a three way tie with everyone 1-1.
lippoper: (5:37:45 PM) lippoper: This place is such amaze
lippoper: (5:37:47 PM) lippoper: wow
lippoper: (5:37:47 PM) TheBoomMachine: I'm playing on Pocket rocket right now
lippoper: (5:37:54 PM) Toasttify: !tip lippoper 20
lippoper: (5:37:55 PM) fido: Wow! Toasttify just sent Ð20 to lippoper! To claim: /msg fido help
truffles: spam
BingoBoingo: truffles Namworld and myself have each won and lost a game mircea_popescu
truffles: Apocalyptic lets play unless Boingo has adjusted his old man fingers :D
Apocalyptic: i'm waitin already
BingoBoingo: I imagine some sort of way to eliminate ties might need to be devised.
Ademan: mircea_popescu: did you donate to OpenBSD in fiat?
truffles: Boingo what will it be??
BingoBoingo: truffles: Maybe your idea of a great game of chess is slamming the pieces into each other as fast as possible, but anything less than a half hour per person removes the chance for the occasional good move in the middle game.
truffles: timed matches to break the tie
Ademan: mircea_popescu: Do you mind people seeing the transaction? Some people on reddit were wondering about that.
truffles: i lost track of what i was doing half way the games
truffles: u took foreveeeeeer
BingoBoingo: Also I won't be able to play for a few hours. I'll be getting dinner soon and then getting drunk enough to whoop your ass truffles.
mircea_popescu: Ademan not clear why it'd be anyone's business really.
jurov: The Openbsd fundation published him on the donors list, what's there more to wonder about?
Ademan: mircea_popescu: It's not whether or not you did, but rather whether you used Bitcoin to do it or not.
BingoBoingo: Ademan: txids are for transaction in which there is a dispute as to whether there was payment or not. If neither side disputes that payment was made publishing a txid merely strips both sides of privacy.
mircea_popescu: Ademan i used bitcoin to do it, yes.
Ademan: BingoBoingo: Well, if you assume Bitcoin is the only channel for the payment to occur, true, but you can see my particular question is different.
Ademan: mircea_popescu: thanks, do you mind if I quote you on reddit?... heh
mircea_popescu: not at all.
mircea_popescu: chan is logged publicly, see topic.
mircea_popescu: anyway, your particular question may be different, but it's also misplaced. the philosophy of gpg contracts, which is what bitcoin is based on, is that the parties to any transaction can dispute, but third parties have no say.
benkay: if y'all are so curious Ademan you could probably narrow the address space down with some research
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 273 @ 0.00087799 = 0.2397 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: or, you know, pay someone to do the research for you.
Ademan: benkay: I did look to see what transactions had occurred involving OpenBSD's address, but found <1BTC in transactions
benkay: well, that'd be why you'd pay someone.
Ademan: I assume either BitPay generates new addresses periodically (it obviously doesn't do it every transaction otherwise I would have found no transactions) or they generated a special one for the transaction
mircea_popescu: they have an address ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.521 = 1.042 BTC [-]
ozbot: Bitcoin Address 1BzJcj21nQ8q74GR2NPyEnnQDTn2ZibJFc
Ademan: http://www.openbsdfoundation.org/donations.html enter a bitcoin amount, hit "donate now" and it'll give you an address to send to and a QR code
ozbot: Donate to the OpenBSD Foundation
mircea_popescu: where is the address from ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00515639 = 0.2578 BTC [-] {5}
benkay: but you see, Ademan, if you have the barest of technical savvy, you aren't beholden to BitPay et al and their transaction fees.
Ademan: Huh, it changed on me... it was constant before
benkay: unless there are hard business requirements driving that sort of dependency.
benkay: anyways, let me know if reddit can scare up a research budget ;)
Ademan: benkay: sure, but I think it's safe to assume 1. OpenBSD didn't care to set up their own wallet and 2. OpenBSD needs to convert to fiat to pay the bills anyways
Ademan: OpenBSD Foundation*
mircea_popescu: Ademan sooo... how did you get it, constant or not ?
Ademan: mircea_popescu: http://www.openbsdfoundation.org/donations.html near the bottom there's a box to enter a BTC amount, and a button that says "Donate Now". When you enter an amount and hit donate, it takes you to a BitPay page with an address and QR code on it. I got it from there
mircea_popescu: well yes. every time you enter an ammt you get a new address.
Apocalyptic: truffles, who took a beating now ;)
Ademan: I must have been high or something before, it *is* generating a new address every time... I coulda sworn it wasn't
benkay: *sigh*
Ademan: mircea_popescu: yeah, I could have sworn it wasn't generating a new address, but I must have been on something
benkay: well you're looking at a bitpay widget
benkay: of course its -- you know what? never mind.
Ademan: benkay: yeah, leave it alone, I thought I observed something, I was wrong. The end.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.50819999 = 8.6394 BTC [-] {5}
kakobrekla: >Argentine Peso lost 14% in a couple of hours.
benkay: smokes!
benkay: just last month dolar blue was like 10 us
benkay: heh kakobrekla is that on some sort of international market?
Apocalyptic: dat blunder
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla they put in a new rule that you must pay 50% fine to buy stuff over the internets.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: "Who knew giving away stuff to strippers is going to turn into some sort of criminal case, seriously now." lol
benkay: ^^
mircea_popescu: consequently... the peso is worth less (% of goods bought on internet * 1.5)
mircea_popescu: from the 14% we infer about 1/3 ish of goods are bought on internet
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo :D
Ademan: damn, that's a hell of a tariff
mircea_popescu: most of those girls could have had a cool k. which they never saw together.
mircea_popescu: Ademan "for the people" governments at work. expect it soon in a theatre near you.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I know right. Funny how strippers never engaged with the tidbit about "store of value" being the market driver
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo funny how strippers never engaged with the "shut the fuck up and do what you're told" bit.
mircea_popescu: you'd think people whose profession revolves around this concept'd have it down pat.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.521 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Ain't that the truth.
mircea_popescu: maybe they were just not very good strippers.
mircea_popescu: just like bitcoin people aren't to be found on retardstalk, perhaps actual strippers have better things to do than foruming.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 76 @ 0.00503371 = 0.3826 BTC [-] {6}
Ademan: mircea_popescu: lol reading the backstory on this stripper business
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 46 @ 0.0049999 = 0.23 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Well, generally the better experience from strippers comes from going to the clubs than dealing with the ones on cams who can't even perform at the clubs for the reason of being too far from the clubs.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 83 @ 0.00299795 = 0.2488 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: s/too far away/banned from all clubs for various asshollery/
mircea_popescu: otherwise people can... you know... move.
BingoBoingo: If H1B visas were given for stripping instead of the sort of prostitution Facebook, Microsoft, and Google solicit I imagine girls from the Phillipines could have kept the soft touch in business.
BingoBoingo: Sure would change the demographics of North Las Vegas or Sauget
Apocalyptic: crappy time
mircea_popescu: didja lose ?
Apocalyptic: mircea, yeah on time
Apocalyptic: he was almost finished
Ademan: mircea_popescu: You could probably get a couple of sharpie-pooper-"SA is dumb" pictures on http://www.reddit.com/r/girlsgonebitcoin (NSFW)
truffles: almost doesnt count :)
BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: truffles: See what I'm saying about G/30 being the minimum time control for a good game of chess.
mircea_popescu: you mean nsfw like
Apocalyptic: BingoBoingo, i fully agree
truffles: im kinda tired so i zoned out both games
mircea_popescu: whoa ozzie, good one baby.
Apocalyptic: 10/0 is like fast-food
truffles: pffff
mircea_popescu: wait, the guy beat you both simultaneously ?
jurov: well, there were some special visas for starcraft players
jurov: the were considered athletes
jurov: maybe strippers can be treated similarly
truffles: no today was 1-1
Apocalyptic: BingoBoingo, you reallistically can't do more that 2-3 depth calculations
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Haven't played yet today
mircea_popescu: jurov or entertainers.
Namworld: Is that article something like: "I got a big mouth and I can make it move. Watch!"
mircea_popescu: no, more like "these people will eat our lunch yet we think we are very important"
benkay: i like the implications that the usg requires transaction reviews
mircea_popescu: right-o. too big to fail, too big to be replaced, the continued relevancy of jpm is a legal requirement of the world.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54795 @ 0.00099883 = 54.7309 BTC [+] {5}
benkay: don't forget usg
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 25 @ 0.50052798 = 12.5132 BTC [-] {9}
mircea_popescu: !t m s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.0009899 / 0.00099577 / 0.001 (711498 shares, 708.49 BTC), 7D: 0.00084303 / 0.00091841 / 0.001 (6845712 shares, 6,287.22 BTC), 30D: 0.00062972 / 0.00088299 / 0.001 (27229068 shares, 24,043.10 BTC)
mircea_popescu: wow it actually went to 1
benkay: errybody rich now
pizzaman1337: aww yeah
mircea_popescu: i guess s.mpoe has made moar ppl rich than anything else.
benkay: more than altcoins thats for sure
mircea_popescu: that's not hard to do.
benkay: not as many as bitcoin i bet
pizzaman1337: I should have bought s.mpoe instead of s.dice when I first got an mpex account. Oh well.
mircea_popescu: but when you realise shares were sold by the mn at 2k satoshi per originally, the immensity of the colossalness starts to emerge.
Namworld: I wasn't around for IPO
Namworld: Might have bought instead of other things...
mircea_popescu: 20/20 and all that
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.48285714 = 3.38 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: didn't have to buy ipo to make out like a bandit
benkay: just you know
benkay: when price seems outrageously high (ahem) maybe sell some
benkay: and when price seems outrageously low maybe buy some
benkay: that mr market
benkay: he cray
benkay: even on mpex, he cray at times.
benkay: ;;later tell nubbins hey homie does your shop do thermolithography or whatever that fancy raised ink shit is?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
benkay: ;;later tell nubbins` hey homie does your shop do thermolithography or whatever that fancy raised ink shit is?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
gribble: Error: "tickr" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 944.0, Best ask: 945.49499, Bid-ask spread: 1.49499, Last trade: 945.55019, 24 hour volume: 1598.86548321, 24 hour low: 937.12135, 24 hour high: 958.99999, 24 hour vwap: 948.32282
pankkake: ;;tickr is for bitcoin 2.0
gribble: Error: "tickr" is not a valid command.
benkay: mpoe at all time high while btc kisses 1k again
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 30 @ 0.45278333 = 13.5835 BTC [-] {6}
dub: doge pushing moonbeams
dub: AIDS on the decline
dub: shit is getting craycray
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6650 @ 0.00100073 = 6.6549 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: craycray is the goodfellas, guccifer, and beiber all being arrested the same day
pankkake: twist: guccifer is beiber and being a singer was his day cover
pankkake: what was beiber arrested for?
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Drunk drag racing
pankkake: you mean drunk drag queening?
BingoBoingo: We can only wish
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14650 @ 0.00100144 = 14.6711 BTC [+] {2}
Ademan: damn, what's with the AM1 plummet?
BingoBoingo: Ademan: Everything is with the AsicMiner plummet
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1291 @ 0.00086807 = 1.1207 BTC [-] {3}
Ademan: BingoBoingo: I had stopped watching around the time it bottomed out, but it looked like it was on its way back up
BingoBoingo: Ademan: Do they have a new farm with new chips?
Ademan: BingoBoingo: thought they were supposed to in Q1? Unless there was a delay.
Ademan: (Since it wasn't scheduled to have happened yet, I don't know what would have shaken confidence)
BingoBoingo: Ademan: And the rate at which people build up Bitfurries and Knc miners in their farms and ambiguous date like Q1 mean what exactly?
BingoBoingo: Your average 'Murican back country gas station has their inventory timed to a roughly 15 minute degree of precision as to when it gets replenished.
BingoBoingo: As BTC matures bullshit like, "we get new stuff sometime in this 3 month window" is going to be tolerated less and less
BingoBoingo: Also I imagine muppets who would have happily piled onto AM last year are now throwing their money away at Cex.io
BingoBoingo: I mean Cex.io has a website, it's .io just like inputs, what could go wrong?
Ademan: BingoBoingo: Well if invetors thought a 3 month window was BS, why the price increase in the first place? Pure speculation?
Apocalyptic: <BingoBoingo> As BTC matures bullshit like, "we get new stuff sometime in this 3 month window" is going to be tolerated less and less // I sometimes wonder why it's even tolerated now
kakobrekla: cause people .
BingoBoingo: Ademan: Moar like ppl nead to read moar
Ademan: Aren't products delayed by months constantly in non-BTC markets too?
kakobrekla: also cause greed
kakobrekla: but that is cause people.
BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: It is tolerated now because still too many people haven't lost enough coin yet
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo in fact, more coin has been lost so far than will be lost in the future i bet.
BingoBoingo: Ademan: Products being sold generally aren't delayed by months. The new cars of the new model year reliably arrive sometime in the summer.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I wouldn't take the other side of that bet.
kakobrekla: mircea_popescu thats just cause its worth so god damn much.
mircea_popescu: anyway, the choice practically is either get gypped (the cars example) or get gypped (the miners example).
mircea_popescu: of course cars for the new model year arrive reliably. you're paying a lot more than what they're worth.
BingoBoingo: Or... you know do the store of value thing.
Ademan: BingoBoingo: Cars aren't a create comparison though, cars are all made by a small number of enormous players.
mircea_popescu: scams also arrive reliably every few months, for the same reason
BingoBoingo: Tomorrow to breath new life into my motor carriage I plan to let it idle in the drive way until the check engine light disappears because sensor crud has been cooked.
BingoBoingo: Ademan: And how many people seriously make BTC ASIC?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo nobody that owns their own foundry. how do you think the car market would look if they had to beg aluminum siding producers for freebie runs /
BingoBoingo: How many people run foundries BTC ASIC makers use to cook chips
Ademan: BingoBoingo: I guess the number doesn't matter so much, my real point was car companies are HUGE
Ademan: and well established
mircea_popescu: and well bankrupt.
BingoBoingo: Ademan: NASA is huge, but NSA is huger
asciilifeform: i still say that ~all the foundries are baking miners. just not ones that you can buy and plug in.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform exactly like all strippers hooking on the side take btc.
mircea_popescu: it would make sense for them to, yes. ain't happening irl.
Ademan: BingoBoingo: More or less what I was saying (and may be wrong about) is that industries with market caps of similar size to BTC ASICs probably have similarly bad delays/timelines and/or shove shit out the door prematurely to meet said deadlines
asciilifeform: nobody at the plant needs to know about the little special strange thrown onto the die (in the space where they'd otherwise print 'here be dragons')
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I know a couple people running foundries for dirt track stock cars who work on that model. They aren't doing bad, but they do much better than they were when they were bagging groceries and corpses (apparetly people into dirt track racing find getting an EMT cert attractive until they do the EMT thing for real)
asciilifeform: to me this seems as much of a certainty as every sufficiently large freighter docked in u.s. port containing some cocaine
mircea_popescu: if people were this entreprenorial i'd probably be married.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo ok, but they
mircea_popescu: re nt doing the whole summer model year thing
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform cocaine has been around for centuries. this matters.
mircea_popescu: it's one thing to say "any large group of highschool girls contains some that aren't virgins"
mircea_popescu: it's another to say "any large group of highschool girls contains some that are shaved", especially if it's 1880 and shaving has just been invented.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well they have to conform to the racing season so they produce on a stricter schedule than say Ford. Then again cottage industry and the inefficiencies that come with such a thing
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 71 @ 0.00480049 = 0.3408 BTC [-] {3}
BingoBoingo: Obama with Cash for Clunkers did more damage to their industry than any single thing other than the development of fuel injection
mircea_popescu: how you figure ?
Ademan: BingoBoingo: fuel injection damaged the auto industry?
BingoBoingo: A shit Caprice used to sell to the scrapper for $50 or them for $500. Now the same shit Caprice can't sell to the scapper because it goes to them for $2500
Ademan: used car prices are bullshit right now, that's for sure
BingoBoingo: Ademan: It damaged certain recreational auto industries.
mircea_popescu: if us folk saw the eu used car market...
Ademan: mircea_popescu: good or bad?
mircea_popescu: you can get something that'll run for as low as 2-300 euros.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 12 @ 0.02600082 = 0.312 BTC [-] {2}
Ademan: you can do that here, but it'd probably only run for a month heh, and you'd have to know the person
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 176 @ 0.00480001 = 0.8448 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: a ? i was under the impression there's no bottom in the us.
Ademan: and it might kill you in a fender bender
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well in the example of the Caprices it is for cars which will likely meet their end the first time in competition (body on frame construction is essential in a demolition derby)
mircea_popescu: lol someone's selling a Maybach 57 @130k EUR
Duffer1: buying a new car?
Ademan: '57 new
Duffer1: new to you :P
Namworld: I guess that's cheap
Apocalyptic: <mircea_popescu> you can get something that'll run for as low as 2-300 euros. // in Romania maybe
BingoBoingo: I had the chance to make a '63 Chrysler imperial my first car for $1500. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_%28automobile%29
BingoBoingo: I regret not going through with it
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic yes, if you drive the extra 500 miles to the ukraine you can prolly get it even cheaper >D
dub: i sold a car for ~300 eur worth last month
Ademan: dub: what car?
pizzaman1337: I'm pretty sure it's just "Ukraine", not "the Ukraine"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 91 @ 0.00299919 = 0.2729 BTC [+]
dub: '97 nissan maxima
Ademan: haha
BingoBoingo: pizzaman1337: "The" is even more essential to Ukraine than Ohio State (Ohio being a bubbling shitpit)
Ademan: (actually not bad cars)
dub: needed a new master cylinder
Ademan: oh, ew
dub: otherwise worked fine I just didnt want it
nubbins`: re: jpmorgan
nubbins`: “It doesn’t have the standing of a government.”
nubbins`: my sides, etc
dub: only another 250-300 eur to make it a 1000 eur car but couldnt be fucked
mircea_popescu: nubbins` it's instructive tho. according to dimon, the only marketable value of jpm is that it's a hand puppet of the usg.
mircea_popescu: this obviously is logically equivalent to saying jpm is bankrupt.
nubbins`: well heh, we all knew that.
mircea_popescu: yet his ideology blind him to the obvious.
nubbins`: “It’s a terrible store of value. It could be replicated over and over,”
nubbins`: ^ you seriously couldn't have asked for a better quip
BingoBoingo: Things I would do if I had a time machine: Buy the Imperial, Mine bitcoins in '09, hire a stable of girls to drive the Imperial around while I ride godfather in the back seat.
mircea_popescu: yeah. government could not. bitcoin could.
nubbins`: from someone who deals in USD
jurov: my friends only buy used cars in belgium or so
mircea_popescu: logic of win.
nubbins`: triple facepalm
jurov: because all around here they have fake odometers
mircea_popescu: pizzaman1337 nah, it's the
BingoBoingo: jurov: That is why you ring a stethescope when you go car shopping.
nubbins`: the fake ones have a murmur?
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Nah, you treat the odometer as irrelevant
BingoBoingo: Go for a good motor
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00299919 = 0.2999 BTC [+]
jurov: even completely flooded cars are cleaned and sold.. you say it can be detected by stethoscope?
mircea_popescu: perhaps use the stethoscope on the chick drivers too.
nubbins`: ^ to check for murmurs
Ademan: anyone in here own NEOBEE? It sounded interesting but I couldn't be arsed to do my due dilligence, so I've stayed out.
assbot: Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1566676/plain/)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 212 @ 0.00299919 = 0.6358 BTC [+]
Ademan: kakobrekla: :-(
nubbins`: Ademan: if generating magazine/newspaper articles was their business, they'd be the most successful btc venture ever
jurov: nubbins`: don't forget 3d models of branches and HQ
kakobrekla: i saw they are speaking in the conf that is happening now in miami or smth
BingoBoingo: jurov: My first car was a flood recovery, ran great. Second car a used rental, runs disappointing but was never in a flood
Ademan: Who do I petition to keep my name out of that hall of shame?
kakobrekla: try assbot
pankkake: and helping failing exchanges
Apocalyptic: <jurov> because all around here they have fake odometers // so true
nubbins`: s/shame/fame
pankkake: maybe it's a too big to fail thing
BingoBoingo: Ademan: You'd have to petition everyone.
nubbins`: so wait, there's a fucking chess tournament on the go in here now?
nubbins`: that sure grew legs fast
mircea_popescu: <nubbins`> Ademan: if generating magazine/newspaper articles was their business, they'd be the most successful btc venture ever << ouch.
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Yup. Round robin
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: You, me truffles and Namworld
truffles: what i do!
nubbins`: mp, i have occasional moments of lucidity
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: You are included by Mircea's decree
truffles: i play tired u can play drunk!
nubbins`: but i'm not drunk D:
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Just don't fall for truffle's need for speed
Ademan: yet!
nubbins`: bingo, i live life at my own pace
truffles: i told him its inchat play whenever he's ready, he's forever not ready :p
nubbins`: okay, choose heads or tails and we'll get gribs to ;;flip a coin
truffles: not now!
nubbins`: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
truffles: ure like 1hr late
truffles: im done for the day
truffles: what r u doing tomorrow
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: lemme set up a board and I can play
nubbins`: i think this means loss by forfeit
nubbins`: truffles: same thing i do every day, hustliong
mircea_popescu: ahahaha this beats all : btctalk removed noobie restrictions
nubbins`: *hustling
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: :(
mircea_popescu: is now ip banning people and taking a fee to unban
mircea_popescu: turning into a sort of postmodern 4chan already
Ademan: IP ban? really?
nubbins`: do you get VIP status if you pay to unban yourself enough times?
mircea_popescu: prolly should be asked, but i don't see why not/
nubbins`: that's rich
nubbins`: not as rich as thermos, but still rich
mircea_popescu: it's really moving right along.
ozbot: End of newbie restrictions; ban changes
nubbins`: wait, are you supposed to call him thermos when he makes good decisions or bad ones?
nubbins`: can't keep it straight
Apocalyptic: nubbins`, just call it thermos all the time
mircea_popescu: all the shill masters were wasting too much time trying to get more accounts in.
nubbins`: "These IP bans apply only to registration: you can no longer get caught by random IP bans if you're using an established account."
nubbins`: well that takes the wind out of it
nubbins`: oh cool, i'm a "Sr. Member" now
kakobrekla: random ip ban?!
kakobrekla: sounds something like bitbet is missing.
kakobrekla: whatdayasay mp?
Ademan: pffftt
nubbins`: Señor Member
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla better random btc address ban
nubbins`: kakobrekla, ban diceroll should take place after a wager is sent
mircea_popescu: nubbins` doesn't that make you feel like a penis ?
BingoBoingo: Just don't ban 1lvcunts
truffles: haha penus
nubbins`: mircea_popescu, i'm much too hairy to feel like a penis
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo is that "i level cunts", "level one cunts" or what ?
nubbins`: one love, cunts
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I've always read it as I love cunts
mircea_popescu: woulkdn't that have been 1luvcunts ?
jurov: lavacunts
mircea_popescu: jurov you ever been in bed with a girl ? her damned thing might as well be made of lava.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.0052886 = 0.1851 BTC [+]
nubbins`: ;;seen benkay
gribble: benkay was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 53 minutes and 13 seconds ago: <benkay> mpoe at all time high while btc kisses 1k again
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Including the vowel for love would have been too computing expensive. I decided a misreading of I level cunts was acceptable.
nubbins`: ;;later tell benkay no thermolith but we can do raised ink via overprinting
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo 14llcuntsloveme
truffles: "her damned thing" hmmm
Apocalyptic: truffles, ready for a rematch ?
truffles: no wai
truffles: i topped out
BingoBoingo: lol mircea_popescu, but not the strippers
truffles: my day started a looong time ago
Apocalyptic: so did mine
truffles: i need more recovery obv
mircea_popescu: you still around cads ?
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: So I found all of the pieces, you up for a game?
truffles: tomorrow night after i take 5hrs to play nubbins
nubbins`: yeah, just let me get set up
nubbins`: gotta roll one
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 80 @ 0.0052886 = 0.4231 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: truffles: How long do you think on of Carlsen's typical games takes?
truffles: im not on his level nor are u : D
BingoBoingo: No one is, and that's the point
Apocalyptic: BingoBoingo, hours
BingoBoingo: truffles: Neither of us could even comprehend his level of play if all we did were fucking speed games either
truffles: well i gave u the chance with non timed, u took forever, now thats done
nubbins`: it really is amazing how much nicer a coat of varnish makes plywood look
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
BingoBoingo: truffles: I thought on of our games took days plural because I passed out from drinking...
truffles: shoulda thought about that when u agreed to playing!
BingoBoingo: Well, Since the tournament started I beat you and lost to Namworld
BingoBoingo: Except flip that order.
truffles: u took foreeever though
nubbins`: whenever i see "u", i pronounce it in my head as "ooo"
BingoBoingo: truffles: Well, you took forever to fall out of yo mamma's cunt
nubbins`: OOOOH BURN
Ademan: 'cause of chlamydia?
nubbins`: 'cause she sleeps upside-down
BingoBoingo: Ademan: I truffles case I imagine spiderwebs
truffles: here i thought u were just a slow old man pfff
Ademan: haha
nubbins`: we're all slow old men here
nubbins`: raise your hand if you're under 30
BingoBoingo: ;;hand
gribble: Error: "hand" is not a valid command.
truffles: well thats terrible
kakobrekla: ;;lasers
gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*
kakobrekla: sorry forgot to put down the gun
nubbins`: it is what it is
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.50966525 = 1.529 BTC [+] {3}
nubbins`: you young people are in such a rush all the tiume
Ademan: raise new Hand(this);
nubbins`: like you're not gonna be able to get all the shit done
kakobrekla: yeah nubbins` i gave up already
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Well, I will say I am 2-4 years younger than asciilifeform
nubbins`: i thought stan was like 37.
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: He's like 30
asciilifeform: turned 30 <2 mo. ago
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 82 @ 0.0052886 = 0.4337 BTC [-]
nubbins`: well happy belated
asciilifeform: thx nubbins
BingoBoingo: 37 would be too far past the prime of his life to have started loper and hope he could finish
nubbins`: i'm celebrating 32 this time next week
BingoBoingo: At least without amphetamines
nubbins`: BingoBoingo, fallacy
nubbins`: oh, ok
asciilifeform: we're all in approx. the same age 'band', old enough to be in a hurry, young enough not to be impotent yet
nubbins`: bothers me when people say "oh, x is too old to do y"
nubbins`: bull fucking shit!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.50999788 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 300 @ 0.0052886 = 1.5866 BTC [-]
Ademan: haha
truffles: clearly too old to click fast
nubbins`: unless you want to be a gymnast
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: No, that's how math works. If you don't publish a brilliance by 30 you are too old
kakobrekla: nubbins` you are too young to say that!
nubbins`: BingoBoingo: call the coin
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.50999788 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10044 @ 0.00100065 = 10.0505 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: ;;flip
gribble: Error: "flip" is not a valid command.
nubbins`: ;;coin
gribble: heads
nubbins`: i always forget
nubbins`: 1. e4
nubbins`: 2. c4
Ademan: BingoBoingo: like "you never will" ? Surely there are tons of papers published by older folks
BingoBoingo: Ademan: Crap though
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13961 @ 0.00099918 = 13.9496 BTC [-]
nubbins`: 3. Bd3
nubbins`: 4. Nf3
Ademan: you nerds are playing pretty quickly
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Actually tonight I'm drinking vodka and ice cubes
nubbins`: what's a nerd?
nubbins`: kakobrekla: and i'm drinking pineapple kush
Ademan: nubbins`: it's this little candy, they're delicious
kakobrekla: well you should have said earlier!
BingoBoingo: Ademan: It's the opening at this point most of us are following a book in out heads
truffles: thats faster than Boingo plays on the website, such b.s.
BingoBoingo: truffles: It's been 4 moves
kakobrekla: website lags
nubbins`: 5. 0-0
nubbins`: kakobrekla: no sweat, i've got mad cotton now
nubbins`: BingoBoingo: heh, let's just tuck those aside
kakobrekla: ;;google mad cotton
nubbins`: ;;ud mad cotton
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cotton%20Pickin | Something people say when they get mad. Or it is a replacement for GD or Gosh Darn it.
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: Cotton Pickin
nubbins`: my mouth is quite dry
nubbins`: is what i mean
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Well you know who to blame for contaminating "urban" dictionary
Ademan: it's reasonably common in the midwest as far as I know
nubbins`: 6. h3
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.50999789 BTC [+]
KRS1: I brake for bait.
KRS1: .bait
KRS1: .bait
nubbins`: 7. b3
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.51 BTC [+]
nubbins`: 8. Nc3
mircea_popescu: nanotube should add chess to gribble, have it beat the shit out of all of you
KRS1: Heh gribble a thug
Apocalyptic: mircea, do you play chess ?
nubbins`: would ruin every channel in which it was enabled
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, provided he uses fruit or whatever that fish is as the engine
KRS1: dayum thats some bait
Apocalyptic: BingoBoingo, if he implements Houdini we're done
BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: Nevar hurd of that one
Apocalyptic: it's what people like Carlsen use to analyse games
Apocalyptic: it's THE engine
BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: I thought they used Rybka.
Apocalyptic: that's what they used to use
Apocalyptic: Houdini will crush Rybka in a eyelash
nubbins`: 9. Qc2
BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: When did Houdini become a thing. Seems poor to name a chess engine after a guy who couldn't escape handcuffs.
Apocalyptic: it's been for 1 or 2 years afaik
Apocalyptic: Houdini's tactical play is impressive for a bit
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 609 @ 0.0052886 = 3.2208 BTC [-]
nubbins`: 10. Bxc2
BingoBoingo: Maybe I'll set up Rybka in wine later. And find out what Houdini is. All I know is Rybka got disqualified from computer chess championships for GPL violations
nubbins`: 11. Ng5
BingoBoingo: But I guess I gotta read moar
kakobrekla: btw Ademan , you are famous now http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com/?quote=43
truffles: how do u throw ur queen away like that dayum
BingoBoingo: diametric might have offered the best bashed quote
truffles: basically said here take it
BingoBoingo: truffles: Maybe he has a plan?
kakobrekla: which one is taht BingoBoingo
truffles: to give up the game?
BingoBoingo: "diametric: i wonder if I can make money body scanning people and printing them into onto cocks that I can cast with food safe silicone and make edible dickheads."
nubbins`: no, total mistake on my part
kakobrekla: a, hehe.
Apocalyptic: truffles, sometimes tactical scheme
nubbins`: i wasn't paying attention D;
BingoBoingo: That's what you say nao nubbins`
truffles: that was not one
Apocalyptic: involve a queen sacrifice
Apocalyptic: BingoBoingo, up for a game after you finish this one ?
BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: Maybe?
BingoBoingo: I'll see how drunk I am
BingoBoingo: Gotta finish this methol before the next move though
asciilifeform: sell an ordinary 'ups' for $XXXXX by renaming it
asciilifeform: amAzing business model...
asciilifeform: take-home lesson: tie your self-destruct switch to a gyro.
nubbins`: WiebeTech Mouse Jiggler™
pankkake: there's a trick to avoid powering it off when you remove the plug?
ozbot: Mouse Jiggler | CRU
pankkake: Mouse Jiggler sounds dirty
truffles: i thought id be asleep by now, if ure around in a hr Apocalyptic gameon!
kakobrekla: i have my own ups to make things easier for them
Apocalyptic: truffles, i most likely will
nubbins`: kakobrekla, lel
nubbins`: that gets funnier the more i think about it
nubbins`: 12. a3
ozbot: SanDisk announces ULLtra DIMMS: Terabytes of low-latency flash storage directly off the RAM channel
asciilifeform: betcha the idiot x86 os will still treat it as a separate disk abstraction.
truffles: he is too drunk to continue
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 44 @ 0.00480095 = 0.2112 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: because how else.
nubbins`: i think you can actually just say xg5
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: I prefer offering more detail
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 83 @ 0.00480001 = 0.3984 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: prevents some artifacts of truffles games where he isn't clear on where pieces are
nubbins`: 13. b4
nubbins`: 14. dxc3
nubbins`: 15. hxg4
nubbins`: 16. Re1
nubbins`: 17. Bh6
nubbins`: 18. Rd1
nubbins`: 19. Ba4
nubbins`: ha ha!
nubbins`: nice
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Well I fixed your doubled pawns problem, so... Maybe a thank you is in order?
nubbins`: tyvm ;)
nubbins`: 20. Bc6
truffles: which rook is on d1
nubbins`: 21. f4
nubbins`: your bishop is on d1
nubbins`: my queen-side rook was there
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.53499999 = 2.675 BTC [+] {2}
diametric: oh cool tigerdirect takes bitcoin now
nubbins`: 22. Bg5
nubbins`: 23. Bxf4
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12580 @ 0.00100316 = 12.6198 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: 24. Bxe4
nubbins`: 25. Re2
copumpkin: holy shit, MPOE is above 0.001
truffles: sacrifice right there
nubbins`: 26. g3
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 10 @ 0.05499998 = 0.55 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: You did have the chance to take a rook for a bishop, but you decided to fork my rooks and lose a tempo without material gain
nubbins`: 27. Bxd6
nubbins`: yeah, hard times now
truffles: i think when he moved queen into knight crosshairs it was downhill
dub: copumpkin: scam
copumpkin: dub: oh yeah?
dub: yeah mpoe scamming over 0.001
copumpkin: can we scam it up to 1?
nubbins`: 28. bxc5
Apocalyptic: would be a nice scam
truffles: tripple pawn combo attack!
BingoBoingo: fuck the pawns
BingoBoingo: They are there jsut to take up space
nubbins`: 29. Kh1, gg
BingoBoingo: Rh4++ gg
truffles: wow u couldve taken queen with bishop on e6!
nubbins`: so many mistakes
nubbins`: including that one
truffles: how lucid are u right now though
nubbins`: i have complete awareness
BingoBoingo: truffles: Queen wouldn't have went to where it could have been taken by the bishop on e6
Apocalyptic: truffles, game ?
truffles: Apocalyptic sure
nubbins`: bishop was on d6
Apocalyptic: need to warn up before BingoBoingo
BingoBoingo: Well, that too
truffles: gotta sign in 1sec
nubbins`: would have given me a few more breaths, but it was a losing battle
BingoBoingo: I need to go to the garage and smoke me some tobbacy
BingoBoingo: nubbins` is always a good game, fights hard and honestly
truffles: u both played like u were high :D
BingoBoingo: The free queen wasn't where the loss happened though, the lost tempo to fork the rooks was
BingoBoingo: truffles: I though we discussed this. He's high and I'm drunk.
assbot: Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1566732/plain/)
BingoBoingo: lol kakobrekla
Apocalyptic: wow truffles, many blunders
truffles: im so not into this
BingoBoingo: We might need two new IRC bots. We get Rybka and rig it up to a bot named Hal. We get fucking Sargon from the 80's and rig it up to a bot we name Dave
truffles: we shall carry on still
BingoBoingo: There would only be about a 1300 point difference between the bots in Elo rating.
nubbins`: i demand a rematch
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Lemme finish this cig and set up the board again
nubbins`: very well!
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Heads or tails?
nubbins`: it's always tails, so tails
BingoBoingo: ;;tails
gribble: Error: "tails" is not a valid command.
BingoBoingo: ;;coin
gribble: heads
BingoBoingo: I'll take negro again
BingoBoingo: Work hard in my field, bring the cotton out to be sold
nubbins`: 1. e4, take your time, i'm going to gather a snack
kakobrekla: btw there are some bots that assist with this shit over irc
kakobrekla: if someone wants to run one ill allow it here
BingoBoingo: Eh, relying on my well pickled liver is more fun though
kakobrekla: jus sayin
BingoBoingo: Making Dave might be a fun project though. Dunno how I'm going to get Apple II machine code to talk to a modern IRC bot.
BingoBoingo: I only have a 800 some elo rating in over the board play so I don't think there would be a demand for Hal yet in this chan
truffles: puke
Apocalyptic: wasn't your best game truffles
truffles: clearly i needed another hr :D
Apocalyptic: BingoBoingo, you're game ?
nubbins`: 2. c4
truffles: he's snail pacing nubbins
nubbins`: i actually didn't realize he had moved
truffles: refering to Boingo playing vs u
nubbins`: 3. d3
Ademan: you guys still going?
BingoBoingo: Ademan: Strted a new game
nubbins`: 4. f3
nubbins`: Ademan: move 4
nubbins`: first game was almost exactly an hour
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Like I tell truffles G/30 is like the perfect time control
truffles: i blame this rich ppl reality show, its killing the brain cells heh
BingoBoingo: truffles: Which show? Don't be dissing my Appalacian Outlaws...
nubbins`: 5. b3
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 597 @ 0.003 = 1.791 BTC [+]
truffles: "Rich kids beverly hills"
truffles: i was like u know what let me just check it out, see how it goes
truffles: 21 mins in, im wondering why they seem to lead boring lives
BingoBoingo: Ginseng is like the closest natural thing in the world to Bitcoin
nubbins`: 6. Nc3
Ademan: wat
nubbins`: i went to a ginseng museum once
nubbins`: i'll never unsee some of those ginseng roots
BingoBoingo: Ademan: Well it is an endangered species, but it is still tradeable. Hillbillies kill each other over the shit.
BingoBoingo: Takes 5-10 years minimum to ggrow to a marketable size.
nubbins`: 7. h3
truffles: being poor and no fun is one thing but rich n no funhmmm
nubbins`: 8. fxe4
BingoBoingo: truffles: Well if you aren't having fun maybe fuck moar?
nubbins`: 9. Bd2
truffles: hows that fun ..
BingoBoingo: I dunno how to explain this truffles but have you ever fucked before. That activity is awfully fun
Apocalyptic: haha BingoBoingo
nubbins`: 10. Qxa1
truffles: for uh 2 mins
BingoBoingo: truffles: How old are you?
BingoBoingo: Are you 12 or 70
nubbins`: 11. Qd4
truffles: one can enjoy the moment yet not want to do that 24-7
kakobrekla: he ment 70
BingoBoingo: truffles: Maybe try caverject?
nubbins`: 12. Qf2
truffles: haha
truffles: viagra?
BingoBoingo: truffles: Try quite a bit older than viagra. Viagra was a revolution because... well what does *ject imply...
truffles: i dont even like those things
truffles: thank goodness i dont know ppl that peerpressure me to go on it
kakobrekla: you sound like you do
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11341 @ 0.0010037 = 11.383 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9659 @ 0.00100509 = 9.7082 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: truffles: I've heard rumors that coinrx.com is reliable if you need a little help in that area...
truffles: i dont need any help for any areas ;-)
nubbins`: 13. h4
KRS1: dayuuum
KRS1: is she a sistah cant tell
truffles: what is that
BingoBoingo: KRS1: Definitely a sista
KRS1: i'd go black fo dat
nubbins`: 14. Bh6
KRS1: .bait
truffles: i feel like i can see makeup on the boobs
ozbot: Introducing Ethereum - YouTube
Duffer1: ^ Stephen Hawkings voice performer
truffles: whatever this one is wearing is so distracting
nubbins`: 15. Qd2
truffles: this guys nervous
truffles: shifty eyes too..
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 91 @ 0.0048 = 0.4368 BTC [-] {2}
truffles: why doesnt he get to the point :(
nubbins`: 16. Kd1
Duffer1: "the ethereum team... senior software developers, people who work for Goldmann Sachs, very old/young entrepreneurs..."
truffles: so bitcoin on steroids?
BingoBoingo: truffles: Well corticosteriods, you know the kind that makes bones brittle and atrophy muscles to end careers
BingoBoingo: Sure they get a player through one more game, but look at Carlos Beltran at the end of the season
truffles: sounds like that "idea" deadweasel proposed
truffles: or some element
nubbins`: 17. Qxc2
BingoBoingo: Anyways, there is a reason that ADHD is more a more common diagnosis among baseball players than it is among any other profession and that is amphetimines are the ultimate PED in Baseball
Apocalyptic: this is murica: interrupting a congressman for bieber
ozbot: MSNBC interrupts Congresswoman for report on Justin Bieber - YouTube
nubbins`: 18. Ne2
nubbins`: 19. Qc1
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.51 = 1.02 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Qe5 smoke break
ozbot: Camp Bitcoin: The Burning Man camp for the Bitcoin and crypto-currency industry
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 141 @ 0.00408598 = 0.5761 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: ;;ident BingoBoingo
gribble: Nick 'BingoBoingo', with hostmask 'BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo', is identified as user 'BingoBoingo', with GPG key id 309BB8D7F3251143, key fingerprint ADD7A9A28F85E5EF1F51904F309BB8D7F3251143, and bitcoin address None
altkoin: is ehtereum an alt coin?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30608 @ 0.00100008 = 30.6104 BTC [-]
truffles: its 10,000 altcoins!
truffles: i forget
nubbins`: 20. Qc3
Duffer1: some kind of protocol layer
BingoBoingo: Oh, looky Blues beat the Rangers and an incoming transaction suggests I will not become a scamzor at the end of this tournament
ozbot: Bitcoin Address 1LvCuntsJyFFQsLuJhBXBPokbQa7SAyMr4
nubbins`: kinda forgot about your bishop
BingoBoingo: It happens
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: I future games you willingness to hang your Queen might be a strength though
nubbins`: 21. Bd2
nubbins`: 22. Qe1
nubbins`: i mean
nubbins`: sorry
nubbins`: 22. Ke1
dub: QxQ should read QQ
BingoBoingo: dub: It totally shouldn't
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.51 = 2.55 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23839 @ 0.00099918 = 23.8195 BTC [-]
nubbins`: 23. g3
nubbins`: QxQ makes you QQ
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.51 BTC [-]
nubbins`: 24. Rh2
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02819998 = 0.2256 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 9 @ 0.02826665 = 0.2544 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 14 @ 0.02872595 = 0.4022 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: 25. Bg5
nubbins`: 26. Bxe7
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 108 @ 0.003 = 0.324 BTC [+]
nubbins`: 27. Rf2
nubbins`: 28. Rxf3
nubbins`: 29. Rf6
nubbins`: 30. Kf2
nubbins`: 31. Rxd6
nubbins`: 32. Nf4
BingoBoingo: Smoke break
nubbins`: 33. Bxc4
KRS1: A moment of silence for bait.
KRS1: .bait
KRS1: .bait
KRS1: .bait
KRS1: .bait
KRS1: .bait
BingoBoingo: Qc5+ lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 50 @ 0.005 = 0.25 BTC
BingoBoingo: Wait, Microsoft is on Havelock nao?
Duffer1: mintspare
BingoBoingo: Duffer1: The junk shop?
Duffer1: yea
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7600 @ 0.00099673 = 7.5751 BTC [-]
benkay: pawnshop next
the20year1: After talkign to havelock today it looks like we may be live there mid next week
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23700 @ 0.00099474 = 23.5753 BTC [-] {4}
nubbins`: 34. Kf3
BingoBoingo: the20year: Sounds like famous last words. Buying out the objecting shareholders and giving MPEX one more instrument for shorting BTC/Fiat may have been more lucrative.
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Isn't you Knight there?
the20year1: what do you mean boingo?
nubbins`: knight is on f4
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Oh, nvm
the20year1: buying out objecting RS shareholders so I could get cleared to list on mpex?
BingoBoingo: the20year: Maybe?
the20year1: just trying to understand what you were saying.
BingoBoingo: the20year: You have been following this saga more closely than I have.
nubbins`: 35. h5
the20year1: I'd love to list on mpex, but at $21k+ to do it, i can't justify at this point yet
benkay: why didn't you ask for a broker?
BingoBoingo: the20year: Well, maybe if you picked a locale other than the bubbling shitpit otherwise refered to as Ohio to work out of.
nubbins`: 36. Bd5
the20year1: Ohio is a fantastic place to work out of
Duffer1: Ukyo to Kslaughter: "How is it you have an account with 38btc that is not ActM that you are linking into this?
Duffer1: How many more accounts exactly did you create for trading on BitFunder than the handful I know of?
Duffer1: I suppose I will have to do a more in depth search on all of you ip addresses, linked accounts and addresses."
the20year1: the issue is if I can raise 2000btc on HL, which is our goal, whether i absolutely need mpex too
nubbins`: 37. Kg4
BingoBoingo: the20year: If you are just looking for cheapness of property why not Forgotonia?
benkay: no the real question is whether your operation can survive the next faux-change implosion.
the20year1: i'm looking for returns and price stability over the past 20 years
the20year1: I have that
BingoBoingo: the20year: You also have flammable rivers...
nubbins`: 38. Nxh5+
the20year1: That was 40+ years ago
BingoBoingo: the20year: Some things stay on your permanent record...
the20year1: I could buy property in orlando, indy, philly, atlanta that would meet my criteria, but it would require my family to relocate, and the yields aren't any better
Duffer1: come to oregon :)
the20year1: So , if I could build a 3-5m portfolio here, with enough contacts to leverage then go somewhere else, in my opinion it would be better
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 146 @ 0.003 = 0.438 BTC [+]
the20year1: I can't cashflow in Oregon, only develop properties and that requires more capital than I have access to
the20year1: *Can't cashflow in oregon with rentals
BingoBoingo: the20year: I know a couple people buying neighborhoods in North StL and converting it to farmland. As long as you avoid the old radioactive Mallinkrodt sites it sounds lucrative
the20year1: that can be done, but if i'm gonna buy land i'm gonna buy timber
BingoBoingo: Can't fault you for that preference
nubbins`: 39. Bxb7
the20year1: Timber is a much easier game, very few are buying small parcel timberlands in my area, you can do quite well doing botique woods
the20year1: The best way I've figured to do it would be to buy specialized parcels with rare-ish hardwoods (Old growth oak, maple, ect) , hiring Amish to bandsaw it, make into floors, then truck it to oregon, california and washington to sell
benkay: here's an odd hustle to run: acorn flour
Duffer1: much timber in oregon
Duffer1: so wow
the20year1: that's a fantastic hussle, there's a guy locally doing oragnic acorn fed hogs and exporting to europe for $100/kg
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.0498 = 0.1992 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: On an old stand of oak, the best bet might be to plant ginseng and sell it to China in five years.
Ukyo: Duffer1: reading my post i see
the20year1: that may work too
Duffer1: oh hey man, ya
Ukyo: thoughts?
the20year1: but if I try I can find old growth timber for ~$1000/ac
Ukyo: I decided to send ken a pm with a potential solution
BingoBoingo: ;;rate Ukyo -1 Buttfunder collapse
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
the20year1: one good tree on that acre will more than pay for 5 additional acres
Duffer1: got sidetracked, i haven't finished it yet, i haven't been keeping up with all the drama though
the20year1: I didn't realize you were here too Ukyo
Ukyo: BingoBoingo: doesnt matter, everoyne already has me at -100
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.02889529 = 0.1734 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.0497 = 0.2982 BTC [-]
Ukyo: the20year: I have been here for years :)
the20year1: i guess i just never see you talk
Ukyo: dont have time to talk anwhere nowdays
Ukyo: lots to do
the20year1: hope it's going well
nubbins`: 40. Bxc8
Ukyo: this has been a very exciting week
the20year1: good toh ear
Duffer1: can you talk about the circumstances of the the closure yet ukyo?
Ukyo: Duffer1: I wish
Ukyo: even btct has not discussed theirs
Ukyo: and they closed months before
BingoBoingo: Well BTCTC closure basically amounts to Labcoin it seems
nubbins`: 41. Kh4
Duffer1: well they announced shutdown 3 days after posting a warning on the labcoin security page...
Namworld: But BTC doesn't really need to since they paid out everyone. Could have been just because they were tired of doing it and it would be fine.
nubbins`: 42. Nf4
nubbins`: 43. gxf4
nubbins`: 44. Kg3
BingoBoingo: Oh, we are going to end it this way... Rg8
nubbins`: haha. hopeless, i know
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: You are never anything if not sporting. I hope you whoop the shit out of truffles and Namworld
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets bash
kakobrekla: is a good day for bash
Ukyo: BingoBoingo: I am fairly certin (90%) btct did not close because of labcoin :)
BingoBoingo: Ukyo: And I'm pretty sure Goat has shilled a venture that hasn't completely collapsed yet.
Duffer1: ouch lol
kakobrekla: goat did a lot of things.
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Is he still defending Garr and Cognitive or did he pump his way to a gain on that already
altkoin: is goat the guy who promoted the pirate40 scam to everyone?
kakobrekla: >In this case I'm more shocked at all the buyers of the stack rather than Garr. However I do hope Garr lists it soon. This is information we need.
Duffer1: i believe he ran a passthrough of the pirate mess
Duffer1: but don't quote me on that, it was before my time
kakobrekla: he is shocked.
altkoin: why did btctc close?
kakobrekla: btctctctc? too much disco.
BingoBoingo: altkoin: Goat is a "momentum trader" he negs stuff, buys it, and then promotes it until he can sell for a profit.
altkoin: lol
kakobrekla: yeah something like that
BingoBoingo: Apparently Goat's reputation in straight up trades is impecable, but he has no qualms about pumping shit to make a buck.
altkoin: yea so he doesnt rip you off directly, just uses more sophisticated methods
BingoBoingo: altkoin: Kind of.
kakobrekla: like goldman sacks
altkoin: yea
BingoBoingo: If Goat is offering a straight up trade of X for Y he's probably good for his word.
altkoin: that makes someone good for their word?
BingoBoingo: If he says Z venture seems to have a future though, get out the astroglide.
altkoin: right.
altkoin: goat makes a "trade" as long as hes gaining, any time hed have to take a loss hell just reneg any agreement like all the other scumbags do
BingoBoingo: altkoin: It is the situation where he doesn't want to wear the mud. I seems like be honors straight up trades. He shills the hell out of any scam he is holding the bucket on though.
BingoBoingo: It isn't a classic scam so much as scamming by proxy.
BingoBoingo: Huh, Handle of Vodka, Why do you have so little magic juice left in you?
KRS1: wow so many people saying bitcoin is dead now and doge is successor
KRS1: my god its everywhere
altkoin: lol doge
BingoBoingo: KRS1: Doge can't kill BTC. Might mortally wound LTC though.
KRS1: yes i think we already see some wounding
KRS1: im shorting litecoin like a midget yo
altkoin: krs1 um bitcoin is like 92% of total crypto market cap that ratio has been pretty steady for over a year now
BingoBoingo: Maybe meme up a non-merged mined SHA-256 coin and you can injure BTC
altkoin: any gains that doge makes is at the expense of anotehr alt coin
KRS1: altkoin i know, im just amazed at the ignorance
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.546 = 3.822 BTC [+]
altkoin: $1k moves doge like 20%
BingoBoingo: altkoin: I don't want to offer any spoilers, but I reccommend you check your numbers.
altkoin: bingobingo: thats impossible.
altkoin: it doesnt matter if a meme sha256 coin comes out
kakobrekla: that 92% doesnt hold true anymore
BingoBoingo: altkoin: You lack creativity.
kakobrekla: and its not comming back either.
altkoin: bingoboingo: what numbers? most of doge coin trading is classic painting the tape.
altkoin: kakobrekla: um yes it does. btc is 92% of mineable coins. http://coinmarketcap.com/
BingoBoingo: altkoin: Sometimes, when you present an error, to get a correct answer you either have to pay or wait for a lower bidder.
altkoin: that ratio has been the same for a year
altkoin: bingobooingo: lol doge coin can only be traded in and out of btc. the "volumes" is large holders trading with themselves. classic painting the tape
the20year1: but doge is fun
BingoBoingo: altkoin: Sure Doge is that, but most of LTC is too.
the20year1: bitcoin isn't nearly as fun, and everyone loves doges
altkoin: agreed bingoboingo
kakobrekla: ;;calc (100/12755002175)*9918068776
gribble: 77.7582680106
nubbins`: caninus physical dogecoins
the20year1: And BTC is tied to fiat, so...
kakobrekla: so your 92% is actually 77%
BingoBoingo: I'm wondering about you 92% altkoin and know there is better sourcing for numbers
altkoin: kakobrekla your counting unminable coins like ripple
altkoin: which have bullshit market caps
kakobrekla: cause you say so
altkoin: right because ripple has a 2bil market cap with 90% of them held by 5 people
altkoin: shut the fuck up.
BingoBoingo: The right way to compare market caps of cryptocoins is comparing difficulties.
nubbins`: miner cap
kakobrekla: shut the fuck up is very strong argument
kakobrekla: ill take it.
BingoBoingo: Because if scrypt coins were worth that much motherfuckers would be soldering some GDDR5 on some fucking FPGAs
KRS1: lol i cant understand your reasoning and idk wtf i'm saying so stfu
altkoin: ;;calc (100/10800665755)*9918068776
gribble: 91.8283094855
kakobrekla: i dont think you even need gddr5
altkoin: claiming bitcoin will be debased via alt coins is like claiming yahoo debases google
altkoin: bitcoin will lose market cap to alt coin pool simply because of its large size.
altkoin: and im sure more creative altcoins will appear
BingoBoingo: altkoin: Marissa Mayer. Yahoo totally debases Google, or is it Facebook?
asciilifeform: eventually people's brains will grow and they will stop thinking of market value as a scalar.
altkoin: bitcoin cant be used as a form of money until theres a bills market established
altkoin: with those meta layers
Ukyo: hmm, whys btc price falling
BingoBoingo: altkoin: I wonder do you put your dick in the faucet at night and report to your friends the next day that you got your dick wet?
altkoin: yea
kakobrekla: cause sometimes it goes up, sometimes it goes down and sometimes its just flat
Ukyo: kakobrekla: hah. I prefer a nice 36c :P
altkoin: ukyo: um someone needs fiat?
the20year1: i just wish the gox/cb gap wasn't so huge
altkoin: cb?
Ukyo: cb?
the20year1: coinbase
BingoBoingo: the20year: CB tends to follow the stamp
altkoin: gox has no money why wouldnt it be huge?
altkoin: gox has like 80cents backing every $1 in peoples accounts
the20year1: and stamp follows?
Ukyo: if that :P
BingoBoingo: Here's the heirarchy of BTC-fiat exchanges: OTC, two cans and a string, Bitstamp, Gox, failbase
altkoin: bitstamp is garbage
BingoBoingo: Gox is more garbage.
kakobrekla: lol BingoBoingo
altkoin: its a lengthy Q&A session to make a withdrawl
altkoin: im confused to why bitstamp doesnt deal in euros?
altkoin: or have a euro account
BingoBoingo: I'd sell you fiat for your BTC altkoin if you weren't such a square
altkoin: you know the btc exchanges comply with none existant rules. ive traded with traditional brokers and theres never been Q&A sessions over fking money withdrawls
altkoin: these basement operations think their wallstreet firms
kakobrekla: nejc just needs some moar gas for his tesla, so he makes you answer more questions
BingoBoingo: altkoin: Of course everyone knows. Wy do you think BTC exchanges have such thin volumes.
altkoin: agreed
kakobrekla: the problem is every single exchange is run by webdev
altkoin: btce was the only decent exchange because they didnt give a fk about compliance retards
kakobrekla: thats why it doesnt work.
altkoin: yea thats true too kakobrekla
altkoin: funny how btce became number 1 lol
BingoBoingo: Instead of trading on two cans and a sting exchanges real people meet in the lobby of the airport hilton and trade suitcases of either bills or blow for btc
altkoin: the exchanges are run by nerds
punkman1: someone is running the exchanges? I thought it was wildlife passing through the computer room
altkoin: at the end of the day all bitcoin will do is make 0.5% of its users filthy rich and impoverish everyone else
BingoBoingo: altkoin: Is that really a bad outcome?
altkoin: well yea thats why it implodes at some point
kakobrekla: anyway, be careful with strings and cans, one might get choked or cut yourself on the edge
Duffer1: i believe that will be the function of assholes, and not bitcoin itself altkoin
altkoin: people are trying to solve moral issues with technology
altkoin: duffer1: bitcoin makes it ultra easy to manipulate people into giving up their money.
altkoin: you just prey on their vices.
BingoBoingo: altkoin: How else do you solve morality?
Duffer1: assholes are REALLY good at manipulating people into giving up pretty much everything
altkoin: bingobingo: bitcoin solves technical issues, used the wrong way it will impoverish majority of its users(already happening)
Duffer1: even their lives
KRS1: lol
Duffer1: that's not a failing of bitcoin though
BingoBoingo: altkoin: What is wrong with impoverishing people who shouldn't have been rich in the first place?
punkman1: altkoin: much opinion
Duffer1: or at least, something that is absolutely in no way unique to bitcoin
altkoin: well bitcoin is technically superior just like the internet was technically superior, and most internet users waste time on it, hence why innovation in the "internet age" has been completely stagnant, the internet generation will grow up to be one of the poorest on record(at least in the west). despite promises of utopia.
Duffer1: it sounds like you're blaming in the internet..
altkoin: same thing will occur with btc. youll have 0.5% ultra rich and everyone else trading in fractions of a satoshi
kakobrekla: what most poeple do is no argument
kakobrekla: most people are stupid
Duffer1: x in x
altkoin: kakobrekla: agreed but the technical superiority of the internet and bitcoin just bring out the efficiency of that stupidity to a new level.
kakobrekla: you try to make it sound like its a bad thing
altkoin: it is
BingoBoingo: altkoin: Well tell that to Upton SInclair who though people would be ashamed at eating fellow people while people instead just ended up being nauseus
Duffer1: i thought it was modern banking practices that did that altkoin...
altkoin: the internet age has been nothing but a disaster, history will look back at another failed attempt at utopia.
kakobrekla: altkoin just start the church of feathercoin and god be with you
Duffer1: so you are blaming the internet?
kakobrekla: i think it got the right coin.
Duffer1: just to be clear
altkoin: lol kakobrekla
punkman1: altkoin: utopia's are not meant to actually exist, it's always a failed attempt
altkoin: duffer1: no what im saying is improved technology used the wrong way causes immense damage and we have plenty of evidence of that. nuclear energy did what? cause the world 70 years of living in fear etc.
Duffer1: ohh
kakobrekla: why dont you give out your coin to the poorest
altkoin: the internet "generation" is dirt poor, unemployed and filled with wrong ideas.
Duffer1: so you're blaming technology?
altkoin: duffer1: no people turned technology into a god, technology can only solve technical issues it cant solve a crisis of morality, if you have no morality you cant have reason, if you dont have reason your guided entirely by passions, emotions, lusts.
altkoin: it makes it easy to control people.
BingoBoingo: For some reason I have a feeling that altkoin is nevar making slashdot
kakobrekla: niggers.txt
kakobrekla: you gotta add a space
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BingoBoingo: Just to be safe
punkman1: what, it doesn't have offset?
Duffer1: so people are shitbags to eachother and bitcoin/internet just compounds the effects of their shitbaggery?
Duffer1: ^ altkoin
kakobrekla: no, we are on the edge of technology here punkman1 , offset would be too much to handle
kakobrekla: maybe morality can fix it
punkman1: kakobrekla: can I make an IPO for building assbot's offset?
kakobrekla: well i guess you can give it a shot.
BingoBoingo: Lulziest article on education evar, standardized tests are the only think keeping 'Murican higher ed close to being higher or education http://www.slate.com/articles/life/counter_narrative/2014/01/president_obama_s_higher_ed_speech_what_we_really_need_is_a_federal_job.html
the20year1: and those evil businesspeople
BingoBoingo: the20year: Are you a grad of THE Ohio State University?
altkoin: yea duffer1 pretty much
Duffer1: isn't that somewhat of a good thing though?
altkoin: duffer1: it makes it even worse. hence why the economies are blowing up in the utopian internet age.
the20year1: BingoBoingo: nope
kakobrekla: Duffer1 i think what altkoin is saying is he needs his parental filter turned back on
altkoin: yea
Duffer1: i would propose the idea to you that such activity speeds up the evolution of "thought"
the20year1: i know quite a few grads though, everyone does
Duffer1: and maybe even culture and morality
BingoBoingo: the20year: Ah, just wondering if you'd be Jealous that Oklahomo State gets to go by OSU in the tickers while Ohio States goes by Bubbling shitpit with flammable rivers
Duffer1: economies have died time and again long before the internet
BingoBoingo: For srs, Ohio makes Somalia look like Paradise
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